it's Carabao (and UCL) time sub-edition >Tuesday 17th September>Carabao CupBrentford vs Leyton Orient (19:45)Everton vs Southamption (19:45)Preston North End vs Fulham (19:45)QPR vs Crystal Palace (19:45)Manchester United vs Barnsley (20:00)>UCLYoung Boys vs Aston Villa (17:45)AC Milan vs Liverpool (20:00)>Wednesday 18th September>Carabao CupBrighton & Hove Albion vs Wolves (19:45)Coventry vs Tottenham (20:00)>UCLManchester City vs Inter Milan (20:00)>Thursday 19th SeptemberAtalanta vs Arsenal (20:00)
Don't watch midweek footballRefuse to learn any of these new competition formatsSimple as
>>144478040>carabao and UCL on at same timethis part of the new UCL overkill where English teams get the opportunity to play MORE than 60 matches now?
Are Everton done for? Vote below>Yes lol>Yes I fucking hate this club>No now if you don’t mind I have a padded cell to get back to
>Manchester United are expected to offer Amad a new long-term contract in the coming months.
>>144478264watch him go to shit after signing
>>144478160Ipswich and Leicester seem capable of getting points. If Everton are still in the relegation zone when their nightmare run begins in November then this is the season they flush.
>Man City's kitman, Brandon Ashton has today announced he's leaving the club after 15 years.BROS
old enough to remember Barnsley in the PL
>>144478481Got word of the 115 and was too ashamed to stick around for the fallout
>>144478264lmaohe's an utter shitter
how did slot lose to a championship team at anfield?
>>144478128it's fucking stupideuropean teams should not be in the energy drink cuplet the small guys win some silverware for onceand the big teams are always moaning about fixture congestion
>>144478481literally who
>>144478481whacked him for snitching. bet the tea lady's next
https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1835633420749189393Amad should've got a pen from here
>Premier League clubs frustrated by secrecy surrounding Man City’s 115 charges hearing>Public details of the City charges have been restricted only to a basic list of the rules and seasons of each alleged breach and, while photographs have emerged of legal teams arriving at an arbitration centre in London, even the location of the hearing was kept under wraps.something fishy going on
>>144478916it's not a court caseit's an independent panel and city's law team basically debating for 3 months
>The panel, by a two to one majority, found “there is no doubt” the club’s main sponsor Etihad “fully complied” with its agreed payments to City, its sponsorship was “fair value” and there is no evidence its payments actually came from City’s parent company Abu Dhabi United Group (ADUG).Wow, it's almost like everything they accuse City of is bullshit
>>144478481United poaching another one!
>>144479132surely the panel are the ones adjudicating and City's lawyers will be arguing with the PL's lawyers?
>>144479164PL's lawyers are the one presenting evidence to the independent panel (which was picked by the PL)then city's lawyers have to present evidence themselves to argue the PLit's nothing like a court case whatsoeverit will be held in some fancy office somewhere
>>144479134It's going to be glorious how much the red customers will seethe when city are found innocent
>>144479134This is what I don't understand. They must have some other case they're working with. If Masters has orchestrated this whole circus solely because third worlders on twitter pressured the PL into it I have no words.
>>144479183idk anon, sounds a lot like a court case. two parties arguing and an adjudicating panel deciding>>144479232i wonder if they'll talk about time barred as if time barred is the same as guilty
>>144479232won’t actually matter, their ,reputation’ has been tarnished forever and every subsequent attempt to white wash it will only result in more accusations. Rightfully so mind you, it’s clear as day that there is a whole lot of shady dealings in the background. If you are that rich you basically can get away with anything.
Unitedsisters, I thought we were getting free league titles...
>>144479269it's been tarnished by biased opposing fans talking rubbish. but that's easy to clear up when you point out to them that it was never proven that Mansour put his own money in via sponsorship, it was found that the sponsor deal was fair value and that the only thing City was punished for was not complying with the investigation
>>144479269the reputation of the other clubs being against competition and trying to bring down a rival is what's been fucking tarnished
>>144479269Seething bitch. City did nothing that Chelsea didn't do 20 years ago.
Loving how absolutely rattled city apologists are. They can’t stand the idea that they might actually be punished for blatantly defying the rules!
Based rick
>>144480337Nev is just another leftie tyrant like two tier Kier, he wants to use the government to bully the PL instead of allowing mutually beneficial negotiations to happen in football. btw, Neville now owns 60% of Salford City
>>144480184>league massively needs investment to regain its former glory>been tricked by devious Spaniards and Germs into accepting financial regulation that will massively hamstring them>HAHA GET FUCKED CITY!give your head a wobble, mate
>>144480337wasn't scaremongering exactly what the EFL bully boys were doing when they were saying all their clubs were going to go out of business if they didn't get bailed out by the PL?
>>144478700I agree let Spurs give it a try have something in the cabinet for once
>>144480392The entire Labour Party now exist only to satisfy unions. PGMOL protection will increase tenfold
>>144480427>bully boys
>>144480427The EFL? The real question here is how much was Rick Parry paid to let it drop?
>>144480708that's what they are. they are getting the government to bully the PL into giving them money. it's standard corruption, much like FFP/PSR>>144480787zero
>>144480411Yes ndidi lol x
Idea: since sir Keith gets all his clothes donated and didn’t wear an England in the Euros we at /epl/ donate him an XXL England top
>>144480801>zero
>Yoane Wissa out for two months with ankle injury
>>144480946Injury news? Heres something interesting. Man Utd don’t have any new injuries. Been a long wait for this
>>144480801>they are getting the government to bully the PL into giving them moneyYou are clueless.
>Man City get 100 points deduction this seasonAnd they’ll still finish above Everton
Reminder that Chelsea let Hudson-Odoi go for just £3m.
>>144481242Damn Liverpool should’ve bought him instead of £15m massive flop Chiesa
>>144480411Lel, everyone was shitting on Martinelli for missing that big chance instead of passing to Saka but he was doing everything else right.
>Ronaldos Arab team has away match in Iraq>club statement: Ronaldo ill and not travelling with squadlol
Did Citeh cheat and will they be found guilty?
>>144481424“No” and no
>>144481111yeah because that's not exactly what the regulator is about, i'm probably clueless when I say 2 plus 2 equals 4 as well
>>144481435Hope you're right as it would be a massive boost to Yahnited
>>144481424they cheated a corrupt Euro style system and they will get away with it like the Brexit champs they are
Arse celebrating a 1-0 win against the worst Spurs side in 15 yrs
>>144481443>that's not exactly what the regulator is about,Keep licking the boots of the league which caused the regulator to exist as a concept in the first place.
>>144481260Damn we already up to 15m? First i heard it was 7m though that may have been in eurosI genuinely don't know anymore how much mac allister cost because the schizos on here said it was anywhere between 30m and 60m
>>144481460>and they will get away with it like the Brexit champs they areGood. Hope you're right.
>>144481495>bootlickerhaha this lefty fag again>caused the regulator to existlol what an absolute bully boy fag socialist you are>regulate how we want you to or we will regulate for you>but you're to blamesuch bullshit, it's clearly a powergrabpray tell, how did the league regulate so badly that it needed government intervention? somewhere along its journey to becoming the biggest league in the world, yes?
>>144481544Got those Guardian links ready yet pal?
>>144481525The bbc said it was 55m then the scouse mafia threatened violence if they don’t change it to 35m
3 home losses in a row for Spurs vs. Arsenal and the Yid Army still aren't even inching towards their bedroom doors. Spineless doesn't cover it!
>>144481553>the Guardianwell done, you really got me there
>>144481574Mind not being racist? K thanks
>>144481574we're open about it just don't care
even the Yanks are mocking the Scouserats now >>144473908
>>144481424Yeah they are finished
>Swindon Town legend Glenn Hoddle has suggested that Ange Postecoglou needs "to try a different style to open teams up because as soon as teams bank against them [it doesn’t work]" Spurs do look to have been sussed out.
uh oh...what's going on here then?
>>144480854I think an XXL blm fist dildo would go to better use
>>144481610>thread has nothing to do with liverpool>US flags are discussing american sports>one UK flag brings up liverpool>"even the Yanks are mocking the Scouserats"come on dave, you can do better than this
Ange Postecoglou? More like Anger Hasntgotaclue haha.
>>144481750wow haha what a post, good work xx
>>144481767haha thanks lad appreciate it haha.
people are just making threads taking random potshots at Liverpool now it's mental >>144481804
Arsenal dedicated their win to David Pleat, a classy move.
>>144481862It was actually dedicated to David Platt
>Sky Sports pundit Gary Neville has been drawn into a bizarre back-and-forth on social media with Liverpool FC sensation Rickie Lambert over plans for an independent football regulator
>>144481892>sensationmore of a talisman if you ask me
>>144481818You mean you are, Dave.
>>144481599Mad how that guy has more trophies than Spurs do.
>>144481942lmao
>>144481942cheeky
what drives a person to defend a club like City online ?Is it mental illness ?
>>144482131Hopefully he’s get paid cash under the table. It’s very possible since it’s Man City
>>144478128they could fix that by either banning clubs that play in europe orbanning clubs that went to the league cup quarterfinals
>>144482173which they would never do because those are the clubs that are gonna draw bigger TV ratings
Is quite strange how dozens are leaving or looking to leave Manchester City. Even Peptide Fraudiola won’t commit to extending his contract
>>144482140I know we are on 4chinkz and I know that it feels like to be a cool trolling edgy contrarian in your early 20 but imagine ‘supporting’ clubs like Chelsea and City out of spite, what a life.
>>144482187something has to give however theres way too much fixtures to contend withunless youre chelsea that big ass team could come in handy
>>144482131>somehow, dsl returned
>>144482189Almost as if they know that something is looming..
DONT search for the english player with the most goals in the top 5 leagues this season
Harvey Barnes is shit, no I don’t care that he scored the occasional long range blooter. Shit footballer who belongs in the championship
>Alisson: “All the people responsible for organising the calendar need to sit together and listen to all the parts, including the players. You can’t just add competitions and add games. If you’re tired you can’t compete at high level. We need a solution to that.”well said ali
>>144482420they are not gonna relegate them or anything points deduction at worstwe would have known something was up if kdb left for saudi or haaland went to real madrid
>>144482429i quite like him
>>144482425>the mcdonalds leaguehmm
>>144482425>top 5 leaguesnot a serious groupingthere is a big four
>>144482425Haaland?
>>144482425kane?>>144482494technically speaking he is a british citizen(born in the uk) right?
>>144482534Yeah, Haaland has a British passport. Could have played for England. But the guy is being a willy and he means Greenwood. Who has four goals. But is in fact below Kane in the table because Kane has more assists (and fewer games).
>>144482561its still kane considering greenwood is gonna declare for jamaica(for obvious reasons)
>>144482595I mean Greenwood has declared for Jamaica, he just has to wait the retarded six to eight months for FIFA to greenlight it.
>>144482475top 4 leagues England Spain <power gap>ItalyGermany
>>144482430Already crying fucking hell
>>144482561>Greenwood. Who has four goalsbased dyslexic anon
>Leading body language expert says Spurs talisman Ange Postecoglou does NOT believe he can win a trophy with Tottenham this season
>>144482430They keep repeating this over and over it perfectly sums up what's wrong with today's game. These players might as well be royalties at this point. They have ZERO understanding of what it means to lead a normal life. What they describe as unbearable (and it is) is just a normal life. Literally a 9-5 where you have to work all the fucking time to the point where you're so exhausted that you're running on 50% at all times of the day. Feeling like a zombie at work and zoning out at home with your family in a desperate attempt to recharge for the day after. The only difference is these faggots make 100x as much as the average worker.It should legit be mandatory training to work a minimum wage job for two years before you could become an athlete. Then these dogs would happily play a game every single day.
>>144482941>Leading body language expertkek
So when will Man City get that 275 point reduction
>>144482948When I was a young lad the players were working 9-5 jobs and playing footy. We had it better then.
>>144482941kind of torn here, husky mate man seems like a genuine ok dude but he looks like he already regrets taking the Spurs job, probably hates the club mentality and the fans with a passion but he isn’t doing himself any favors with his tactical inflexibility and the signings they made. Club as a whole looks all over the place.
>>144482941what gave it away
Abi is doing a new painting
>>144482948the difference is no one cares if you're not doing your 9 to 5 at 100%football is supposed to be entertainment
>>1444830427 days to do that Is she.. special?
>>144483018ange when it comes to the fans put himself to that position when spurs completely shat the bed at the end of the seasonand besides i dont think any spurs fan cared about champions league at that point considering the other option was handing their biggest enemy the title on a silver platter(and eternal unbearable gloating from arsenal fanbase)
>>144483042love are abs looking like this will be another masterpiece to add to the collection x
>>144483080>handing their biggest enemy the title on a silver platterThey've done it before though
>>144483080at least he lambasted that one staff member (or was it the fans themselves? forgot which it was) who joked about intentionally choking the game vs City but he looks triggered af in his recent interviews, I think the pressure is slowly getting to him now that everyone including the Yids are finding out that he isn’t all that.
>>1444831252004?arsenal were all but champions by that point right question was whether they go unbeaten>>144483166he beefed with a fan i dont even think spurs are playing that bad imo its just his stubbornnes in set pieces
jez never had a problem in the stands at arsenal
>>144483217Meh don’t know about that, they have been tactically found out and their only close to WC quality player in Son is in the twilight of his career. Their signings have, in my opinion, been totally overpriced and overhyped and they have spent what in the last two windows 400 million or something ? They barely improved the team if any at all. Solanke gets a lot of flak for his 65 million price tag but Johnson for 50 million ? They are just super bad at recruiting despite having a shit ton of money.
>>144483281Meanwhile Spurs can't sort out club legend David Pleat a ticket, it's madness
>>144483304They also couldn’t display his book dedicated to his sick wife because of some kind of publishing channels bullshit, what a way to treat one of your legends.
>>144483295It seems like they're going down the road of investing in promising youth players so they'd probably argue they're a few years away from being their strongest. recent signings like Gray, that swedish guy, the black guy, the korean guy etc point to thisI agree signings like Johnson have not worked. jury still out on Solanke. but these were signings made to improve the first team immediately which haven't really worked
>>144483009Unironically yes. I could support Thomas Jensen because he drove basically the same car as my dad and vacationed at the same All You Can Eat shart-tier hotels as the local plumbers in Mallorca during the summer.I can't support Danza Kuduro making 300k a week, who's taking private jets to 6* hotels in Ibiza for his midweek getaways 30 times a year.They're aliens now.>>144483063When they played fewer games they all smoked and didn't go to the gym and the people adored them anyway. The only football player in the last 50 years who can say he gave it 100% is Cristiano Ronaldo.We just wanna see some fucking goals, it's not cirque du soleil. If everyone's tired we'll see the same amount of goals. No one gives a fuck about athletes being at 100%, just look at the NBA
>>144482920Yeah man, or, I clicked 4 instead of 5.
>>144483374its more of a think for the long term i feel likejohnson is more of a supersub his decision making is not great
>>144483075Do you not understand how the art process works? 90% of it is planning, making sure you have the right proportions and perspective etc The actual painting is the easy part at the end
>>144482941>>144482993>>144483018>>144483030I thought you were all memeing but what the fuck.
>>144483407>90% of it is planningUnless that took 6 days and 23 hours I'm still siding with her being a "slow adult"
>>144483281I don't get it. People are searched on the way into grounds anyway And nobody is risking bringing a knife into the ground on the off chance they're sat near Starmer
>>144483453Also he's the most dull, centrist neo liberal ever I doubt any schizo wants to kill him.
>>144483420I tend to find it's pointless making up news stories because, especially in this sport, the true stories and articles are often weird enough as it is Like when Massimo Cellino told his staff he wanted his couch to be changed but they misheard him and sacked coach Brian McDermott
>>144483281one is the prime mnister of a country though other was an opposition leader(corbyn)>>144483476infamy i suppose
>>144482941>>Leading body language expert>nyr all the expert lip readersThis shit is silly.
Mbappe is not the best player in the world and I'm sick of retards pretending that he is.
>>144483525The Spanish still try to hold their hands over their mouths when they talk as El Chiringuito de Jugones has a whole segment on it to this day But it is funny how when the press turn on a manager you see all these sorts of stories, usually along with a few club legends coming out of the woodwork to say he has to go and all that
>>144483558Are there really that many people claiming Mbappe to be the best player in the world these days? I would have thought his stocks were plummeting. >>144483571I see it in the epl too, especially when someone's about to take a free kick and they're setting up but also after the matches. Can't really pick out any names off the top of my head so I can't say if it's just Spanish players that do it though.
>>144483281>no you see I HAVE to take hospitality Tory twatWhy the fuck was this guy voted in????
>>144483671Because there was literally no other choice in first past the post system
>>144483671partially thank nigel farage for the labour supermajority too they fucked over tories similar to yeniden refah did to akp in the local elections this march
>>144483453>At court one day>First thing at the entrance is a metal detector>Absolute mong walks through and it goes off>Has a knife in his pocket>They ask him if he forgot to leave it at home because he knew there were metal detectors right at the entrance>Tells them he knew he had it on them but thought it was okay to bring into court>Was at court in the first place for possession of a bladed articleSometimes I think gassing is too good for them
>>144483747A lot of the post election data showed reform took nearly as many from Labour as they did Conservative, especially in Northern seats
Didn't know Birmingham had copied Celtic.
what did they gift him to get this interview?
>>144484065the arsenal vote (blacks)
>>144484065Starmer is an Arsenal fan, why wouldn't he go on the Arsenal fan youtube channel thing? HE'S JUST LIKE YOU AND ME!
>>144483281the security reasons: he's a corrupt cunt and widely hated for it>>144483812anyone voting for either of the two biggest parties is a traitor to the nation at this point
>>144484127based fellow lib dem sigma
>>144484054they literally bought Iwata from Celtic lol
>>144484152Yeah I thought I recognised the name. They only have two Japanese and one South Korean. Celtic have three Japanese and two South Koreans (one out on loan). So close enough. Maybe that's the goal for success, sign players who aren't good enough for Championship (because, lets be honest, SPL is Championship at best and that's pushing it) and you win.
>Postecoglouis he a Cappadocian?
>>144483996https://jlingz.comhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
hooting if citeh get relegated and boss europe because their domestic matches are practically warm ups
Shan't be watching this atrocious CL. Fuck UEFA.
>>144484263his family apparently came from manisa to greece
>>144478040>UCL>Thursday 19th September>Atalanta vs Arsenal (20:00)but that's Europa League time
>>144484561It's the New™ Improved™ Format™ anon. Don't you WANT more games?!
>>144483671not brown any other white man would have won the tories are mongs
>>144482131you are a foreign arsenal customer mate do you have zero self awareness?
>>144484640except he hasn't picked a team that wins everything, he has picked a team that doesn't really win anything. so, you're comparing apples to fucking kumquats.
>>144483396>spells out four instead of fivego see a brain doctor
Werner is Spurs' worst ever signing. Worse than any of their Magnificent Seven.
>>144484951Easiest (You) ever. Wasn't even that anon LOL.
>>144485204Only on loan so not yet.
>Reece James remains injured, with no sign of an imminent return
>>144485409>Only on loan A two-season loan is as good as a signing though I'd say, it shows a commitment to actually using him. Why they didn't just send him back god knows because he was awful last season too.
City have like 5 or 6 charges to worry about. All from 2015-2017. They won't get shit for some ancient breach (at a time when people didn't care either). It's a nothing burgerI think they (PL) can get some fines out of City for the minor stuff they did, but that's about it.Maybe they'd have gotten points deducted if they were found guilty pre 2020Reading delusions about about stripped titles is a bit funny, since it will make the ensuing meltdown very funny
>>144484731did this utterly shitskinned nonsequitur sound good in your head? don't reply to me again you fucking refugee
>>144485481This is all because Liverpool's American owners missed out on European money for one (1) year. Laughable. Maybe Liverpool & Arsenal could stop buying shit players? Just a thought.
They'll seethe online 24/7 stinking up their bedrooms but ask them to go protest the state of their shit club or fetch Guardian links they themself claimed to have existed and you'll get nothing.
>>144485481Low IQ take
>>144485559what?
>>144485468Agreed. Hence the "not yet".
>>144482449please don't reply to arsewog
>>144485655Liverpool were pipped from a Champions League spot in 2022-23 and what do you know, this star chamber nonsense against City gets rushed through a year later. Why is there no inquest over the American influence on the Premier League? These owners are smarting because they lost money and they see the clubs as investments, it's the whole reason they want to close shop and do away with promotion/relegation.
>>144479264>idk anon, sounds a lot like a court case. two parties arguing and an adjudicating panel decidingI am a qualified lawyer and former adjudicator. Adjudication is not like an adversarial court case. It is actually a softer alternative to conforntational court case. Realistically adjudication (like arbitration) is not respected in the legal world. This City hearing sounds like a tribunal though, like a softer court case which is non-legally binding but agreed by both parties. E.g. if City got found guilty they could appeal the ruling to a higher legally binding court, or CAS (court arbitration sport).
>>144486031schizo
>>144486031>Liverpool were pipped from a Champions League spot in 2022-23 and what do you know, this star chamber nonsense against City gets rushed through a year laterwhat? the investigation started in 2018 and they were charged in February 2023, not a year later retard
>>144479134>there is no evidence its payments actually came from City’s parent company Abu Dhabi United Group (ADUGthis is why they'll get off, they don't have any jurisdiction to look at Etihads books or the books of the various Abu Dhabi companies moving money around to make it look like City are legitimate
you now remember Ipswich Town coming 5th in the 2001/02 Premier League season and getting battered 4-1 by Inter Milan in the San Siro the year after in the UEFA Cup
>>144486268Do Liverpool & Arsenal's American owners have a financial interest in keeping competitors out of top four spots? Just answer the question, yes or no.
>>144486373i dont have to answer that question. we have bought your clubs and will do what we want.
>>144486407I accept your concession.
>>144486031>>144486373The idea that the City investigation is cause of an agenda by Arsenal and Liverpool or any other team is delusional. City have clearly been financially doping, everything from hidden payments and salaries, fake sponsorships and partnerships, the loan system.. the whole thing is a bit of a joke. Ultimately I expect City to get away with it based entirely on the 'but Chelsea are worse than us' argument. City went from a nothing club in the 2000's to the most successful English club of the 2010's, and the maybe the most dominant club in the world in the 2020's. They clearly brought that position however they could.
>>144486435hope you're excited for the playoffs we implement
>>144486357nah, m8. zoomers won't remember based Zanetti destroying Ipswich live on Channel 5. they probably don't even know who Van Hooijdonk is
>>144486357for me it was martijn reuser
>>144486440I'm sorry but this sophistry is really not germane to the issue here. City are a very successful club, yes - that's what I'm saying. The owners of City's rivals for European money are not impartial and they have far too much unchecked influence over English football.
>>144486570based recycler. of possession, no doubt
Need to invade America again and put their house in order (again) desu
find it hard to believe city had to pay mancini on the side desu, he's an ok manager but was he really that in demand at the time? he wasn't even in employment
>>144486357This is a big 6 only thread, please respect the rules.
>>144486861he had won 3 leagues and 2 cups in his last 4 years managing, and joined a complete nobody club
>>144486861Nah he was well sought after and highly rated at the time and was replacing Mark Hughes tbf
while I completely understand the essence of the new UCL format (so you don't get the likes of City batter shitters like Celtic home and away), i think they could've kept the 'league' phase just 6 games like the old group stage but of course money talks.
oh I didn't read this one>while the teams finishing in 9th to 24th place will compete in a two-legged first round play-off to secure their path to the round of 16, with teams ranked 9th–16th being seeded and hosting the second leg at home while teams ranked 17th to 24th hosting the first leg. 2 more games lmaooooo.
>>144486587Nothing I said was misleading or wrong. Man City have clearly been doing financial doping for almost 15 years. Their rise from a midtable team to a global sporting juggernaut was propped up by a state willing to break every financial barrier in the pursuit of international sporting glory. Nothing about Man City's rise to the top of football has been ethical. I don't see how you can bring Arsenal and Liverpool into this and say they are mad at City so want them banished. Your view is myopic and you are kind of deflecting from the issue at heart - Manchester City and Abu Dhabi Group's financial doping.
>>144486861Mancini City era is extremely underrated in the grand scheme of premier league. Even with all those huge financial resources, closing the gap to Man United and winning a league title with an extremely attacking team was a huge achievement - City's improvement between 2009 and 2011 was exceptional, and Mancini had a strong attacking philosophy. Also Mancini was coming into the league as the best manager from Serie A, high praise indeed. Part of me is a bit surprised he never came back to the prem, but I think it's a good decision by him
>>144486704maybe you should focus domestically first, think we got like 10 or 20 bases in your country
>>144487253I can bring up quite easily because it's the only meaningful issue here. Again, can you answer yes or no as to whether Arsenal & Liverpool have a conflict of interest? If the answer is yes then we have to expand on that. Are you aware of just how many clubs in or around the top flight have American owners? Or how fraternal these owners are in private? Right now it would only take one or two more clubs for an American bloc to have a majority vote in the Premier League. You have West Brom & Burnley both coming up and sooner or later Everton'll be taken over too.I'm far from being the first person to talk about this elephant in the room:https://archive.is/v2jCYLet's be very conservative and say Liverpool reaches Ro16 for say eight seasons. (In reality they won once and were runners-up twice with Klopp). That's 100m in European prize money alone. And you believe Fenway wouldn't be furious at losing that money? Is that how you think investment firms are run? Yes or no.
aston villa will get torn part with the additional 8 UCL games +2 more (because no way Villa get top 8) just to get to round of 16
why is the EFL Cup still a thing? we should bin it off so we can just watch proper i.e. CL footy instead
>>144488719Wonder what Emery's plans are now that they've said clubs can't drop into the Europa or Conference League.
ramy on a mad one
>>144489719honestly i like this plan more, can't be gifting easy EL ticket if you're not good enough for CL, try your luck again next time (I know the last time Man United reached EL final was because they finished 3rd in the CL group stage but it was then and this is now)
>>144489147muh British tradition or some shit
>Verbal agreement between AEK Athens and Anthony Martial, reports @MatteMoretto
>>144488719They played 14 games in the conference last year and sent their best team for most of it
>>144494162you have to consider they're about to play sides that are much tougher than Conference so they'll put more effort than before.
>>144494162And still failed to win it.
>England Soccer Aid legend Jamie Theakston has announced he has been diagnosed with stage one laryngeal cancer.
>Andy Carroll will leave Amiens to sign for Bordeaux in the fourth tier of French football. (Source: @RMCsport)
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5764645/2024/09/17/brandon-williams-manchester-united-future/>For now, it is difficult to know where he will end up next. Williams has not played in 2024. His story is complicated and, though there are lots of people who want to be supportive of him, it is no exaggeration to say his future is uncertain. Without wishing to sound alarmist, not everyone connected with United is convinced he will return to the highest level of football until he has fully reassessed his life and priorities.If you are not familiar with Harpurhey, it is still suffering, reputation-wise, from being named by a government study in 2007 as the most deprived neighbourhood in England and also being the subject of a BBC Three series, People Like Us, that held it up for ridicule in what one newspaper called “pantomime poverty”.With his tough streetwise edge, Williams was a product of that environment. His first experiences of football came on a concrete caged pitch, often against much older boys.
>>144493475Friendly reminder this bum was on 250k a week.
>Here are the thoughts of Liverpool boss Arne Slot on the new Champions League format: "It is difficult to say how many points are needed because it is the first game we play this competition [like this]. I think it's clear if you want to end up in the first eight you need a lot of points. The only thing I like about the new format is every night there is a nice fixture to watch on television."Arne Slot = Armchair Supporter
Mr speak nice to your water so it tastes better is back with another bangerThe football regulator is part of a shadow government that wants to destroy our society
>>144494674Southampton's training ground needs to be inspected for gas leaks
>>144494410brandon williams is so shit. legit one of the worst players ive ever seen play for us. i cant believe our retarded fanbase rated him.
>>144494674Forgot this Liverpool legend even existed, had no idea he had gone off the deep end as well. What being a meme player does to a mf I guess
>>144494744He said there was an experiment where they got 2 glasses of water, spoke positively to one and negatively to the other. Then froze them for 2 days and at the end the positive one was light and the negative one had shadows in it.I think he's legit more nuts than le tissier
>>144494755Starting to think that maybe heading footballs isn't great for you long term after all
>>144494755>They done a test where they spoke positively to 1 glass of water, froze it, spoke negatively to another glass, froze it. The negativity water was full of blackness & the positivity water was full of crystals & that’s because it responds to us showing gratitude towards waterThat's the full quote, genuinely insane
>>144494763Scouse intellect on full display
>>144494760Not as bad as the boxers, Anthony Fowler's 1 year old daughter has cancer and he is trying to treat it with CBD rather than listening to doctors
>>144494784Fucking hell. Hope he enjoys writing his "ur wiv da angles now" post. Sounds like it's his own CBD company as well? Or at least one he's sponsored by. Abject stuff.
>>144494822Every boxer is on the CBD grift train these days, no idea how many genuinely believe it but lots post about it being a miracle drug
Who are united and chelsea playing in CL this week? As the 2 biggest spenders in the league I expect they qualified with ease but didn't see the draw
Arsewog seething about little old chelsea again hahahahaha
>>144494898Your female family members are united in playing with my dingaling u fuckin wet wipe
>>144478040go lilywhites
>>144478040>QPR vs Crystal PalaceExpecting an upset here.
>>144494898Barnsley and Barrow
>If the powers that be at Aston Villa were remotely concerned their decision to charge extortionately high prices for tickets to Champions League home games this season might lead to repercussions in the form of any sort of meaningful fan protest, they were sent a very clear message on Saturday night. The pointed refusal by the Villa Park crowd to get behind a very minor, but arguably important, act of dissent planned by one supporters’ group let them know in no uncertain terms that the denizens of Villa Park have reached peak meek subservience.the Guardian really are some subversive fucks, aren't they? how many of you have been brainwashed by this sort of bollocks, like that leftie Liverpool fan with the Muslim wife?
>>144495508They're right though, Villa fans are cucks who are going to take the £90 tickets up the arse
Nat Philips is 27yo, is in his 6th loan stint now with Derby County, and his total senior apps aren't 100 yet. How are Liverpool not just cutting him off?
>>144495518so you're a Paki-lover, just like True Geordie's mate?
>>144495508The reality is that Villa Park isn’t big enough, so fans that usually cannot get tickets are happy to go to a Champions League game. Ultimately they will probably find it easier to build a new stadium than to add 20-30k seats.
>>144495541Weird take, Villa fans have shown they have no solidarity with their fellow fan and don't care about the price increases enough to get off their arses and do anythi ng
>>144495537He's an ok squad player, I dunno why the club turned down a £4m bid for him
Africa: The Club
>>144494674Scouser catching up on the OLDS >>144481892
>>144495508>the Guardian really are some subversive fucks, aren't they? how many of you have been brainwashed by this sort of bollocksI don't read The Guardian unless links are posted directly into /epl/
>Euro 2024 legend Anthony Taylor has not been selected to referee a Premier League clash this weekend following his card-heavy display at the Vitality Stadium. >Taylor brandished a total of 14 yellow cards during Chelsea’s 1-0 win at Bournemouth on Saturday evening.
Barnes is a better player than Saka and would've won the Euros for England.
>>144495647I fully agree, Barnes is sensational. Remember when... errrr........ he scored a goal for the Saudi anus lickers the other day didn't he or something...
no reason for Geordies to live
>>144495659I do remember when he scored a goal, yeah. Which Saka repeatedly failed to do. Mediocre player who tries to walk it in, flops a lot, and chokes on pens.An all-White England would be more competitive than what they have now.
>>144495646He also booked Maresca and Iraola which brings it to 16 yellow cards overall, clear PL record Previous PL record was 13 yellow cards, Tottenham vs. Sheffield United last season, 2 of those were for staff as well
>>144495664>no reason for Geordies to liveThat's a bit out of order. I can't really argue against the point but it is somewhat mean.
>>144495679Yeah I'd expect a central mid to get more goals, being somewhat aware of how football works As you say England need to build around Barnes who is something of a sensation, 5 whole goals last season cannot be overlooked
>>144495646The match wasn't even especially feisty. Chelsea's players don't care, they're mercenaries as we know, the card count was really dodgy.
If Newcastle fail to win things with the 2 best English players alive, Gordon and Barnes (a belief which literally only began since they both signed for Sandcastle), then all of their fanatics need to emigrate to the Middle East. That's only fair.
Africa: the well-known piece of land
As he taps out his seething essay let's just remember how amazing Harvey Barnes is
>"I just stated a fact, should I lie?" >Ange Postecoglou was not happy with the reaction after he said he "always wins a trophy in his second season" >The Spurs sensation was recently determined by a body language expert to have lied about his prospects of lifting silverware this season
OOOH HAWAY THE LADS, HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER MOHAMMED
>>144495828>body language expertNeed to start hiring 4chan experts to confirm who is a fraud or not
>>144481275I'm glad their customers are blind to how terrible Saka is because they'll never win the league with him. They actually thought ESR was the problem lol, brainless cretins
So "dave" never existed and was just the arsenal schizo the whole time right? Or I'm meant to believe two people with identical writing styles both force their anal-oral fetish into everything?
>I never existed bros... let's talk about Arsenal 24/7 instead... also never make /mug/ again or I'll call you a redditor*.... * https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144478045/#144479674
>>144496059Meanwhile Sandcastle will win the league with Barnes This is what you're suggesting and the thread shows it Don't backpedal
>>144496059Can you just send your team suggestions to the FA instead of boring us all day, this is /epl/ we don't care about England.
Why did the Geordie anus licker reply to a post from 6pm last night in an attempt to save face
>>144495659>>144495664>>144495719>>144495724>>144495736>>144495747>>144495765>>144495828>>144495863>>144495921>>144496145>>144496157>>144496162>>144496172Literally all the same schizophrenic who's been ruining this general for years. DCF was completely right.
>Barcelona are switching their focus away from Erling Haaland to concentrate on a move for Newcastle United legend Alexander Isak
>>144496121>"dave" never existed
>>144496196but dude the heckin writing styles I spent all day every day here so I need everyone else to be 1 person (bad poster) and I am me (good poster)...
>>144496196Pretending he doesn't exist is a standard dave line tbf Usually followed up by him blaming liverpool or arsenal fans
>>144496196Yeah... that's what I'm saying. This person writes exactly the same way that the arsenal nutcase who keeps rambling to himself for hours and having spacker attacks does. It's blatantly the same person.
Newcastle, Liverpool and Arsenal are all better than Man U. On and off the pitch.
>>144496249Except United make significantly more money than any of them
>>144496059Of all the Arsenal players to try and make a shit player gimmick out of, you really want to pick Saka? Come on man. At least think about it for a minute.
>>144496261Irrelevant when you then give it all away to Ajax and Casemiro
>>144496275He's terrible. Was completely useless the latter half of the last season and the same corny excuses that would never be extended to any other player all came out in force. If he's world class why is there no interest whatsoever from any other club? Has there -ever- been any interest from another club, ever?
>>144496295I just had a quick look at Transfermarkt and according to them Saka had 14 g/a from the 20th game onwards and 11 g/a before that. So even when he's been "useless" according to you, he's been better at scoring and assisting. And as for why no one is interested in him, I couldn't tell you. My guess would be that no one is stupid enough to think they can buy Saka from Arsenal. Seriously anon. Pick literally any other player for your gimmick.
>>144494763I actually read about that experiment years ago. What he's saying is sort of true in that they said good and bad things to water, froze them both, and the "good" water had cute crystals and the "bad" water had horrible crystals.They were basically saying the water is "alive" and understands human morality. The problem is they also used words of subjective morality too. Some words weren't ambiguous, ones like "love" and "hate", but they also used words like "Hitler" which is completely subjective imho. Yeah, he struggled with perspective in his paintings, but I'm not really sure you can call him evil off the back of that and the water certainly wouldn't know it. Water doesn't even know what a vanishing point is.
>>144496471Schizo nonsense that was never able to be reproduced by any scientist Being mean to your water does not change it's properties
>>144496196this guy actually sounds pretty based
*walks into /epl/ wearing a Newcastle United-branded pager* Alright la-
>>144497516We are NOT allowed to talk about the obvious conflicts of interest at PGMOL which wouldn't be accepted in any other profession
>>144497639are we allowed to talk about chelsea yet?
Please do not forget that Man United will be playing against Barnsley in the league cup whilst the PL teams are in the CL
when does conference league start
>>144497516its either that or a literal Mancunian referee, been happening for years against Liverpool
>>144497516Was he the one that just didn't want to card Kovacic no matter what?
>>144498009hey dave it's your arch nemesis, go say hi
why is the champions league on amazon prime ffs
>>144497677b-but MU are a BIG club!
I notice Villa have 2 GKs on the bench but Robin Olsen isn't in it. So is he 4th choice now? He's not on the list of EPL Injury table either.
>young boys getting raped by black men
>>144497677CL is a snooze fest Europa is always more entertaining. Only Spurs/Arse fans disagree in a cope
>>144498946United latest cope spotted
Any club with "United" in their name can be safely dismissed as small time
>>144498957Spurswog pipe down
>>144498962aylesbury are massive
>>144498962True like when someone says “United Ireland” I immediately think pathetic
>>144495646apparently this is due to "abuse on social media"
Why didn't the Scouser cross the road?
>>144499219Milan fans pushed him la
>>144499219fucking hell LOL
outrageous team sheet graphicwhere will it end?
>>144499296Looks like an e-sport team announcement
>>144499296I don't know but in teamsheet news Arsenal went back to a single graphic so we can stop crying about that at least
>>144499326presumably they had enough of my moaning in /epl/ about it
>>144499326Who the hell cares about those small time London clubs
>>144499296>not starting Robertsonthat's a loss then
We really didn't talk enough about Liverpool losing at home to Forest
Turkish goaltending starts for Man UnitedI don't think he's any good but he played a grand total of 1 game for United since last year I kinda feel bad.
>>144499364Milan are shit. They’ll be fine >>144499380Is he as shit as Banana?
>>144499398He started in 1 Euro game for Turkey when the main GK had a slight knock and he conceded 3 goals against Portugal. Don't think he was directly fault at any of the goals but he didn't exactly provide a confidence for the backline either.
>>144499376That can’t be right
Oh also didn't notice Collyer (academy DM) plays as LB. Why not playing Amass there? It's a L1 club.
Arnold Slot’s birthday todayMany happy returns
>>144499224Imagine not having a SINGLE one of those trophies and still claiming to be a big club
>>144499296why no diaz?
>>144499515Read somewhere he's injured
finished
>>144499968He’s recovered from a hamstring pull in 4 days before. He’ll be alright.
>>144500092Them inhalers again
Lonely at the top
>only 4 cl games onweren't there more under the old format. Less inclined to watch even the goals show now
>>144500339Thursday matches too
Everton are BACK
>>144500339It was at two time slots, wasn't it? Same as today, there were two matches at 5:45. Looks like there are going to be 6 matches tomorrow and Thursday too.
>soufampton
God I fucking hate southern English teams. So gay as fuck. I remember one of you southern twats admitted to buying the GAY version of vimto
Is Reece James the most finished talent in EPL?>nearly more games injured for Chels than he’s been available for>hamstrings made of wet paper>came back after an entire season in the hospital, got a straight red for an outrageous tackle for no reason as the club “”””captain””””>gets injured again before his ban is even overThis dude has had more games banned due to reds than he’s fucking played in about 2 seasons. Most washed player in EPL and it’s TRAGIC.
>>144500339Goals show's been fucked anyway, there must be some weird deal with the amazon games because they're not even showing live action.
please win a damn match for once preston
>>144500489And it never really began
somehow... everton have conceded
Duran doubling his value this season
Rashford is back
>>144499968He started the season playing like he didn't wanna be at villa
Lol why are livercrap struggling against AC Milan? Thought you were the best team in the world la?
We are so back Everton bros
>>144500769>4 g/a in 5 games>Should have had an incorrectly disallowed goal and 2 missed open goals tooStandards for Watkins are crazy now if this is a bad start to the season
>>144501053The performance in thenArsenal game was shocking, his head wasn't in it.
>>144501100>Villa could have been top of the league and the Champions League at the same time
manure fans will see their £3.3million a week team do okay against a no.7 in league 1 team in barnsley and they'll act like they're back and their team isnt shit lmfao
That is certainly a goal.
>Antony - 1>Shartwin Nonce - ….
>>144501187shut up 190 you fat taff nonce.
>>144501225nigga who the fuck are talking about get a grip
gottem.
>>144501195Very nice
>>144501195>Kane doesn't even celebratekek
>>144501300His dummy run made that goal
I just realised Barnsley's keeper is a Chelsea loanee.
Oh god ten bag is gonna go on another meme carabao run and call it success
Forest beat this Liverpool side lmfao state of Serie A!!!! FUCK SERIE A IN FACT let their little virgins spam this SHIT general!!!
i’m happy that manchester united have found an equal opponent in barnsley
>>144501578>3-0 half time>equalBrain dead
>>144501300Offside flag went up
Get it right dude United are better than Barnsley ok
dyche took off their 30m striker bento for ashley young and the everton fans massively booed that substituion
You lot can do what you want but I refuse to praise Manchester United squad value £722m for beating Barnsley
>>144502330It's not about that, it's about keeping ten Hag in the job for more mug moments
>>144499296show some respect, a Liverpool fan died today!
Howling. Manchester United just can't win in your eyes can they.
serie a shit
everton - southampton going to penalties everyone
benuldiezzzzzzzz
good start for our harry. Cristiano's record is 17 goals
>Kane (P)
>>144501973and ashley young misses the decisive penalty
GASHLEY OLD
>ashley old
Everton lose at home to Southampton on penalties
Over to Preston v Fulham who are also at 100% conversion so far
Zagreb needs to fucking hang themselves 9-2 jesus
man utd would win this match 1-0 a year ago. progress.
>Fleetwood
>9-2the fuck
If any /seriea/ fairy came in 'ere I'd knock him the fuck out
>>144503274>16 pens out of 16
Lmao the Fulham game was 7-7? wtf
think its time you apologise to ten hag nownot me though. I'll never forgive him
>>144503478On post-FT penalties We don't count them matey!
>>144503478oh its penalties lmao
>>144503471>16 pens out of 18kek
>Neverton losing their best chance of a trophy already Heading for 30 years without a trophy
Remember when... *mirth* ... United lost on penalties becauee their greatest ever goalkeeper, albeit only still there due to Windows 95, De Gea had to take one and it was saved....
keepers are up
>gk vs gkkino
keepers both scored
>>144503575>due to Windows 95story?
>>144503605Real Madrid could not open the contract pdf which Manchester United sent to them due to still running Windows 95
>>144503605It's a real classic.
the mighty Lambs taking it deep lads
>>144503300Especially after the way they started the second half. They had already crumbled pretty hard in the first half but then scored 2 goals right out of the gate in the second half and just got disintegrated.
>>144503630biggest club in the world eh
11-11 on pensthe neverending pens
>Harry Kane scored four goals to become England's top scorer in Champions League or European Cup history Toppest of tip top lels.
IT NEVER ENDS
>>144503630I thought it was a fax machine fuck up? like it didn't print fast enough or some shit haha
>>144489147now THIS is why it's still a thing
>>144489147>>144503733Genuinely enjoy it more than champions league
These Fulham pens are at 14-14 it's never going to stop lmao
>30 penalties>2 savedFucking hell this is amazing
>>144503750cos that competition is slurpers until the knockouts
we start again
>kane scores four goals>rating>9.9hmmmmmm
kek
>Longest penalty shootout.>In a nail-biting finish, the final of the 2005 Namibian Cup had to be settled by a record-breaking 48 penalty kicks, with KK Palace holding their nerve to defeat the Civics 17-16We're doing it
>Full of Ham
SKIED IT LMAO
FULHAM LMAOOOOOITS OVER
Oh Lord it's over
underdog bros we are back in business
Fulham lose 16-15 lol
That was very funny
TONY KWABS FULHAMAND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Still Vince
you have to be a really bad keeper if you concede 15 penalties
>Preston fluke it on pens Cringe
I hate this new CL format. Conversial opinion but I think it had to be said.
XXX
>>144503705Nah so this was the story at the time then Real Madrid got all embarrassed at the prospect of them still using fax, their fanbase is infamously rabid and started sending in death threats via carrier pigeon or blotter-paper-wrapped-around-rock, so they started spreading around via their media sources that actually they do use computers but they were running an old operating system so couldn't open the pdf. I think we can rule out anything other than Windows - I don't see RM operating Debian or similar. Windows XP and better could have opened any pdf at that time so in all fairness it COULD have been any Windows up to Windows ME - but I do like to use poetic licence to say it was 95.
Preston vs. Fulham ended 17-16. Longest League Cup penalty shootout in history
>>144503883i feel not strongly about itmore big games and less predictability is good overall i think, certainly the old format was tired and needed looking atalthough you still risk the last couple of match days being dead rubbers if the top 8 are basically already decided by then
get a grip lads
Bayern (6.62) 9-2 (0.62) Dinamo Zagreb
In the penalty shoot-out:Preston (13.09) 16-15 (13.09) Fulham
>>144504003Liverpool get to avoid playing on Hillsborough Day so everyone else is allowed a day This is inarguable FACT
>>144483671FPTP. For most of the country it was him or Sunak.In limited other areas you got the offer of Davey Gravy, the Fromage or the Peens with some lovely local Nationalists for the Scots and Welsh.
>>144504029more people died at hillsborough than some shitty veterans
>>144503978The issue I have is that before, if you fucked up, you could at least get a chance of Europa. You don't get that now. The Top 8 being the guys who get through sucks and it is completely dependent on draws, so instead of>Okay we got a shit group but we can try and get out of it or try for EuropaIt's now>Okay we got a shit fixture list, there is absolutely no benefit for trying for drawsI understand the 'muh attacking' attitude this is suppose to create but it leads to shit like the 9-2 tonight
>>144504139i didn't like the relegation to europa
>>144504164Each their own, but I thought it was good for teams that either lucked out to CL (who were better situated for EL) or for those who got given really shitty groups.
>neverton>CHADnited
>>144504003Based sheffield
Well done to Manchester United for beating 7th-placed League One club Barnsley
>>144503962KWABstagne
>>144504237Ten Hag is very much at the wheel. 10 year contract extension needed.
So what's the future for Nunez? looks like the type of signing Arteta will do because of his 'i can fix him' attitude like when he signed David Luiz, Willian, Jesus, Havertz.
Alejandro Garnacho - 2 goals 2 assistsMarcus Rashford - 2 goals, 1 assistChristian Eriksen - 2 goals, 1 assistBruno Fernandes - 2 assistsAntony - 1 goal (p)Noice.
>>144504321>The mighty Barnsley of league 1
>>144504298He's uncoachable. He's a total retard who needs to stay on the bench for the season then be shipped off next year.
>>144503320>wouter burger That’s not a real name
>>144504266>>144504237Whats all this impotent seething about lads?
>>144504345Oh mate youre seeeeeething
Dont talk about Chelsea losing 2-1 to a napkin in a leg of a qualfying match for the conference league.Dont talk about it. It only costed 3 billion quid mate.
Dave reaching new depressing depths as Ten Hag lowers expectations even further
>>144504421Kek>>144504422Meds schizo rodent
>>144504421>a fucking napkin
>>144504373Do you know what that word means? I'm in awe of Ten Hag. He should never be sacked ever. Give him more money to spend wisely and sensibly I say.
That elanga assist doe Mmm hmmm pengaleng
>There are not many football clubs at which the ‘t-word’ triggers such an avalanche of emotion, opinion and debate, but Ange Postecoglou is happy to set trophies as the bar by which he and others will judge his work at Tottenham. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/09/17/tottenham-spurs-ange-postecoglou-coventry-carabao-cup/ DEAD MAN WALKING
>>144504421we aren't allowed to talk about chelsea regardless, so that match would fall under the general rule
What's gonna happen when united run out of shitters to face again?
>>144504467>pengalengGlad another united fan has outed themselves as a (likely black) Londoner
Barcabros...
put me in a room with slot and ten hag and i could tell you which was whichi have bald blindness
>>144504517what do you see when you look in a mirror
Manchester United beat Barnsley and this is apparently worthy of our praise
>>144504517B*ld """men""" don't deserve human rights
>>144504545Come back when Arteta or Slot gets their teams to play like that and score 7 in a game rather than playing shit boreball and living off counters/set piecesWog
>>144504560lmao
He really does think beating Barnsley is worthy of /epl/ getting on their knees for UnitedMeanwhile people are discussing the CL
Sensational Manchester 'biggest team in the world' United sweep aside League One Barnsley with the help of £90m wunderkind Antony
>>144504545they don’t win very often, it’s a christmas miracle
>>144504199New rivals
>>14450460120 league titles, must win quite a lot
Please clap for Manchester United
Manchester United have won the football
>>144504495What is this utterly tragic projection? Keep blabbering arsewog.>>144504480Southampton beat fulham who will probably beat Shitterpool 1-0 at Anfield library later this season :)>>144504545Seethe! Just because nobody cares about Loserpool statpadding on euroshitters. >>144504587Theyre discussing Madrid. Theyre discussing Bayern. Nobody cares about the EPL frauds who will never win it.>>144504613Every club is a rival of United, thats how massive we are. Other clubs, Arsenal... - nothing clubs. No real rivals. City? Lol Spuds? Fucking kek.>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.A robot detecting something out of ordinary and thinking "this is a robot" because i blew its mind.
>>144504621You fucking told that muppet KEK
We had Chelsea at home on the Sheffield marathon day when all roads are closedGot Derby at home on Saturday on the day when the students move in which turns the whole area around the ground into total gridlock for hoursAnd now bottles lobbed at your head while you're having a minute's silence for your great grandad.
You lot can do what you want I refuse to congratulate Manchester 'shit' United on beating Barnsley The Yid Army are the sorts to celebrate it. I am not
Glad Eriksen can still put some works when needed and didn't complain much when benchedMata at his age was completely worthless and somehow United fans were defending him staying because muh veteran presence
>>144504819Bizarre post
>>144504560Arsenal's run of big wins in early 2024 broke so many premier league records. They were winning 5-0 every week for a while
Can you tell me the last time your club beat Barnsley FC???
>>144504298Last time Arsenal signed a player from Liverpool was pre-Wenger. Even got Spurs' captain more recently (Sol Campbell)Also David Luiz wasn't an Arteta signing, although Jorginho, Sterling, Zinchenko were
>>144504929>>144504560When Chadnited win big its for a reason. When these fake big six customer clubs win big its practically meaningless statpadding to sell shirts. Its just a cycle for them, they are content with fulfilling the quota every year.
>>144478040Milan are officially worse than Forest, embarassing for them
>>144504929Love how these pub quiz records are considered like trophies in north London, meanwhile Manchester wins every trophy
>>144504966i was just curious so looked up who their direct transfers were, only 10 since 1895 with 3 of those being youth players in the last decade. seems low i expected more
>Dave piggybacking off city againGenuinely hilarious how far they've fallen. Absolutely pathetic
Reminder that Jose won a premier league title with United
>>144505030post them or link? want to see how many i know
>>144504966Jorginho was an emergency signing because Partey got injured again. Turns out it wasn't a terrible buy. Zinchenko is an odd one. Guy isn't a defender. Dunno why he isn't used as a winger. Sterling is the oddest one. I found out much Chelsea are paying too, they're paying £200k of his £320k. So Arsenal are paying less than 50% of his wages with NO loan fee. Not that I think Sterling will do anything.
>>144505073ill give you bothhttps://www.transfermarkt.us/vergleich-fc-liverpool-lfc-fc-arsenal-afc/vereinsvergleich/statistik/31_11
Dave sat there, in his tent on the mcdonalds WiFi, watching on repeat the victory against a glorified semi pro team
I suppose United are going to be happy seeing 7-0 but the other way this time. League One or not!
One day, I shall tell the grandkids all about Antony's penalty again the mighty Barnsley
>>144505068>Coming to /epl/ to tell lies
You can only beat what's in front of you and since the international break united have had a perfect record and beat more teams than arsenal, Liverpool and city
*manages you into scoring 9 goals in a game*
>>144505135Shitty charges go up to 2018, no lie detected McTominay should have more premier league titles than slippy g by the time this trial is done
>>144505194So Spurs won a title? Arsenal won one too? BIG if true.
>>144505194>>144505208in the 0.0000001% chance that citys titles are vacated, any club that claims their new title is small time as shit
Unsure why united fans (dave) are comparing themselves to top 4 clubs? Surely they should be focused more on their direct rival, e.g. west ham, Brighton, wolves etc
>>144505227>would have won the title without City cheating>noooo you can't claim ittttt nooooooolololoololllolo
>>144505092wow only 2 of those are Liverpool to ArsenalI remember Jimmy Carter existing but he was ancient when I started watching footy.Michael Thomas obviously for the title winning goal.I had no idea Ray Kennedy played for Arsenal but he was on an FM once at some ridiculous old age.And Ox is the obvious one. Don't know the others.
Why are they always like this?https://youtu.be/nZnD_CLQlNo?si=kBh0ehEPX8rLL_JE
>>144505240correct>>144505241ray kennedy was the one that surprised me. odd career path, born in northumberland, played for port vale moved to some no name club to arsenal to liverpoolbut yeah ox was the only one i could remember, didnt realize dixon bonner and ejaria were arsenal youth products i thought they came through the liverpool academy originally
>>144505261I so so so so so want CP to beat them at the weekend. Have a feeling they won't. The media darlings (Ten Hag, 'Mate') always luck wins when they're under the cosh and survive.
>>144505283What do you mean correct? If City hadn't cheated, those teams would have won the title. Why isn't it fair for them to claim it? This is like going>Hey Mr Russian athlete won the Gold Medal but was found out to be doping, but sorry Mr American athlete, you don't get upgraded to Gold Medal when he has his stripped, you gotta have Silver!That's not how it works.
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
Shut the fuck up 190 you sad fat taff NONCE
>>144505321FUCK YOU>>144505300because they didnt win
>>144505283>Kennedy was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease by a specialist on 4 November 1984.>His wife, Jennifer, left him in October 1987 after he punched her in the face and kicked her down the stairs of the family home; this ended a difficult 15-year marriage blighted by frequent infidelity on his part.[111] >teammates Steve Heighway and Phil Thompson noted that Kennedy was a "quiet man", though "women were always chasing after him" and "off the pitch he needed to be handled quite gently, and everything had to be organised just right otherwise there would be trouble".[112] Completing a bad end to 1987, his licence at the Melton Constable was revoked.[113] His prescribed L-DOPA medication also became less effective and he became increasingly isolated.[114] His condition improved when he began injections of apomorphine.[115] He was reliant on the Professional Footballers' Association to pay his medical expenses, and his divorce as well as business and tax problems wiped out his savings.[116] A testimonial match was held between Arsenal and Liverpool in April 1991.[117] A charity appeal was also set up to help pay his living costs.[118] In late 1992 he began suffering from extreme paranoia, mostly due to the side effects of his medication, but regained his mental faculties following a short stay in hospital.[119]>Later that year he sold his collection of medals and international caps to raise funds.[121] In 2002, he was reported as living alone in a bungalow in New Hartley.[122] In an interview two years later, he said that he suffered from loneliness and hallucinations due to his condition and the side effects of his medication.[123] Following the interview a Liverpool fan bought Kennedy a computer, which allowed him to make friends on football chat rooms
>>144505335I just gave you an example where somebody who comes second gets updated to first when the person who won first cheated. Why is this so difficult for you? If you win by cheating, then you did not win fair and within the rules you and other teams agreed to. Therefore you did not 'win' fairly and if you are stripped of the titles, it goes to the person who came 2nd. Just like it does in the Olympics and Formula 1 and loads of other sports. Why is football suddenly a unique case? Cretin.
>>144505336damn i didnt know any of that history, just knew he was a legendary liverpool player and all that>His wife, Jennifer, left him in October 1987 after he punched her in the face and kicked her down the stairs of the family homeimagine that happening today lmao
>club wins by 7 goals >"OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEIR FANS BEING SOMEHWAT POSITIVE"go outside you nonces
>>144505321Always makes me laugh
get off your irish vpn, 190 lad.
>>144505354i guarantee you that any player on arsenal man united liverpool whoever else came 2nd (i think it was just them? am i forgetting one) would never feel like they actually won the title if they are vacatedit would just end up like serie a where juve lost their title and the history book shows no winner for that season
>Claiming vacated titlesCan't think of a bigger tinpot thing to do
>>144505385190 is currently posting under 7 separate vpns on /box/, he's too busy simping for Fury to care about any other sports right now
190 hasn't posted for years retard
The guy who ran the longest running blades fan channel on youtube took his own life todayTalk to your bros please lads
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>>144505568youtube comments are no joke
https://x.com/CFC_Janty/status/1836156516962853085?s=19Kek
