Tour de Luxembourg fever editionCurrent and upcoming races:18.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro18.09 - 22.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro18.09 St Feuillien Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE20.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME20.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE21.09 SUPER 8 Classic 1.Pro21.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE22.09 Alfasun Gooikse Pijl p/b Lotto 1.122.09 Paris-Chauny 1.122.09 World Championships ME - ITT WC22.09 World Championships WE - ITT WC25.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.125.09 World Championships - Mixed Relay TTT WC28.09 World Championships WE - Road Race WC29.09 World Championships ME - Road Race WC29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.101.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.101.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE02.10 Betcity Elfstedenrace 1.103.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro 08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144453876
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maybe he needs to up tramadol dosage so bad thought would go away
>i pretend i do not see it
>MOGGED everyone ittHeh nothing personal fags
slippy thread
>>144480589
>slippy thread
>>144480606>will I destroy cycling or will cycling destroy me first
what's going on here
There is another race bert
>>144480654is that Kopecky with AVB?
>>144480654
>>144480664That's Dannyyyyyy
>>144480663I've given uuuuuuuuuuup
>>144480679Just make a team in 30 seconds, like I did
>>144480663That's the race that's won by a runner who can best corner uphill, right?
>>144480663I'm so burned out at this point
>>144480712the race Serrano peaks towards every year
>>144480716Classics is the only one I do thankfully
>>1444806912/10piggy>>144480716You need to find love in usbekistan
>>144480825jesus christ man
>>144480825>and then patrick lefevere called me a beaten housewife
>>144480864>damn bro thats craaaazy
>INEOS Grenadiers seems to be losing a loyal pawn in Luke Rowe. The 34-year-old Briton, who will retire as a cyclist at the end of this season, will be a team leader in the Decathlon AG2R support vehicle next year.on the list of shit I didn't expect
>>144480877huh
>>144480877he was criticizing Ineos quite openly lately on eurosport. he probably had enough
>>144480716I only play grand tours and monuments. Everything else is too much.
I really like this picture
kwabbed
>>144481041I for one do not respect Jason
>>144481015he got instagram white girl vibe here
>>144481067jealous over his full head of hair
>>144481041kek
>>144481041I read it as ended their collarbone at first
>Luckily the last few weeks have given me some time to digest everything and make new plans. So as I mentioned above I still love to compete, and I want to continue doing that. I’ve found my biggest success so far in E-Cycling and I still love it and especially how the sport is evolving right now makes me want to continue my career down this path. But there’s also the Gravel Scene that I want to discover and see what I can achieve there. So still plenty of opportunities and I’m certain I will find more joy in doing that and can fulfill myselfwow what a surprise, failed pro turns to gravel
>>144481078it's a wig from the early 2000s
ciclismo
How I pull up at the local community ride
>>144481231the next remco
>>144481231why not end the video before it runs out of steam. would look less embarrassing
>>144481273because he's based and not some pretentious social media poser
>>144481231based kid
Gianni Moscon is basedthis thing is grounded
>>144481231after the stier comes the hippo
>>144480846Thank u frennn. One of the few respectable frens here
>>144481372might want to put a towel over your handlebars if you are doing intense efforts to reduce the sweat / salt affecting the tape
>Cinelli Nemo TIG Road 2025 comes with rim brakes againWhere do them and Specialized even get their parts from? I thought the big manufacturers stopped producing them (besides bottom of the barrel groupsets)?
>>144481231Is this Benji ??
Top 10 in Wallonie last year was pure jobbery. Adjoost accordingly.
>>144481423I think benji boy gave up on cycling
>>144480877AG2R bros we're about to get even more marginal gains.
>>144481394Thanks yea I do that, and I have a fan, but what I really need is a table to put my laptop on in front of. Right now I just stack laundry baskets on top of a chair
I need some hood cover for my 105 from 8 years, but can't remember the exact model. Do I need to know the exact model or just 105 hood should be fine
>>144481438I watched this race live. it finished on the citadelle de namur
>>144481438Gonzalo Serrano is what Stephen Williams used to be. One good race and the rest of the year invisible
>>144481423that kid seems to be more of a cyclist than that plebbitor will ever bewe never had any cycling clubs in my area when I was a kid but it actually looks fun desunot sure if I would've switched from playing football to cycling as a kind anyways but I can't even imagine the watts I could push now if I actually rode semi-seriously from an early age on
>Tour of Luxembourg has a better start list than the Vueltavuelta should be 10 days. It degrades Grand Tours and fills to much of the calendar
>>144480663I don't think the Velogames and PCS startlists are identical for this one yet.
>>144481555Denmark should be gone. It degrades Europe and fills too much of the space
>>144481372My cassette be lookin gud doe
>>144481507Probably 5800 one then since 5700 is 10 speed.
>>144481572could've cleaned your chain before you put all that gunk on your new cassette
>>144481539Can we just kill this fat piece of shit retard
>>144481572trekk?
>>144481607Kek I did tho. You should've seen it before
>>144481625probably pushes more watts than that pathetic attempt you posted friend
Imagine being Wout ride now
>>144481571you keep stealing the ocean to live on it
>Team Felt Felbermayr will no longer be seen in the cycling peloton next year. Despite the successes on continental level, the team is forced to put an end to their project due to financial problems.Could afford Roidl's dope
>>144481646He will win in Rwanda
German team for the worlds:- Marco Brenner (Tudor)- Florian Lipowitz (Red Bull – Bora – hansgrohe)- Simon Kwabschke (Cofidis)- Georg Steinhauser (EF Education – EasyPost)- Maximilian Schachmann (Red Bull – Bora – hansgrohe)- Georg Zimmermann (Intermarché – Wanty)Pretty solid besides Kwabschke
>>144481635Shimano 11-25 cs6700, chain is cn6701>>144481639He's not gonna fuck you fag
>>144481701emu bros?
>>144481669Together with Stüssi at Vorarlberg next year? Voltabros...
>>144481701the only thing solid about this is geschkes high fiber vegan shits. embarssing that we have no one better
>>144481718It's over for le DNF man
That sounds excesive. Might have to check aliexpress
>>144481738>cofidis spent a fortune on this loser
>>144481742That's more like it
>>144481759That's a welcome deal price you sugar huffing retard
>>144481742>Capuchons
>>144481701No Nico Denz? he just lives across the border to Switzerland.
I think this is one of the longest mountain stages of the 00s, do you remember anything longer?
>>144481832Imagine the slurp
>>144481681According to rumours it will be the hardest route since Innsbruck, maybe harder
>>144481840Another pogiwinslol, great
>>144481832only the one in 1996 were indurain was kwab'd in his hometown
What chain checker tool do you use? Or do you just go on pure animal instinct
>>144481922a cheap one
Autumn bros, did we get too cocky?
>>144482023the weather has been fucking weird this month
>>144481993Does this one look ok. Please respond
>>144482065sure
>>144481831not a climber
>>144481718emu is yesterdays snow we have collectively forgotten about himsadly we cannot forget kwabschke who is weaker than emu and serves no purpose at all
>>144482211I swear geschke has some of the most racedays of all this seasondude is in every race
Humbled a wheelsucking *ngl* in the virtual passesAlmost threw up, think I reached me max HR ever on a bike
Also VAN GILS is not running the Wallonie Volta, DE LIE is
>>144482097You're a good fren. If anyone is interested I'm getting this as a kickr desk laptop stand, it fits over the front wheel and is under 40 dollars
>>144482289since hes retiring soon he probably wants to soak in all the atmosphere he can get but he never does anything or rides for anyone (I think[its cofidis there is nobody to ride for])
>>144482349adjusting
>>144482349Good thing I am a stingy spender and have millions left.Wanted to kick out VAN GILS anyways.
>>144482331174?
now that vingo is confirmed retired and washed who will entertain pogi for the next few years?
>>144482556give me one winter on the viner and I'll do it
>>144482489177
>>144482556
ladies and gentlemen, your future WC just got added to the startlist
>>144482589Reached 188 on a mega effort yesterday. I really did not expect my heart could still beat that fast but I also don't have hr on all too often
>>144482870>no CANAL BLANCOLAME
>>144482890I hope your not vaxxed fren. You could suffer the consequences hehe
>>144482870pablitooo
>>144482556probably some random shitter who's never done shit but suddenly becomes goodHow does Tour de France winner Jason Osborne sound? They're all on the same stuff so it's an equal playing field. He must've just been training harder lately. improved dietfucking retards
>>144482870Where is the decency
>>144482936strava calendar, no refunds edition. many cases
>>144483025also Big "post-COVID syndrome" Marlen edition. sad
>>144483078I can save her
Why can't he win without van Aert on the startlist?
>>144483175
>>144483175but he won the biggest races on his calendar with wout hospitalized
I put >185bpm for over an hour continuous yesterday
>>144483263doesn't sound healthy
>>144483263How many watts
>>144483175Why are you drunk on Monday evening?
>>144483212>>144483227you're only as good as your last race
>>144483383woutbros ... not like this
hello kijkers
>>144482870Imagine Enric Mas world champion
>>144483263>The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly, Bert.
>>144483418I started this sentence as a #1 and ended it as a #5
gonna do a few gr*vel rides the coming week or two and then I think it's time for the indoor season to startbut I see zwift has upped their price to stingy fucks, did they atleast add something interesting since last march?
>>144483418Why are you drunk on a Monday evening Bert?
>>144483470Proud 3 here
>>144483491>being a cold and weatherlet >after hating on poor brtek for this very reason for yearsto answer your question no they just figured it was time after they acquired wahoo
>>144483524Wait what, they have wahoo?
>>144483524it's not a weather situation, it's a I don't want to get run over by a drunk boomer or xanax'd mom in the dark situation
>>144483541more like they partnered up 2bh
>>144483491>did they atleast add something interesting since last march?nosmall changes to uinew 15 minute climb in watopiaui shows up gradient in next 500 meters while climbingso, a BIG nothing has changed
>>144483292bout tree fiddy
Nothing much zwift has to change because they have a monopoly. Even when free nobody wants to use any of the """competitors"""
>>144483603shame, buy i'll paypig sooner than later because doing z2 while watching movies can only last me so long before going insane
for me it will be https://flux-web.vercel.app/ again (plus monthly zw*ft freetrials and perhaps woosh if things get very desperate) this coming rape season. but there is a long way still to go yet before that
>>144483632Exactly>RGT Racing is kill>MyWhoooosh requires RTX 4090 and is an Windows Store APP>Rouvy makes me seethe that I am at home rather at that location>The next Zwift killer was so unimpressive I forgot its nameI don't know much about the Wahoo thing
>>144483544Nta but I get what you mean, really don't like doing night road rides. But I wonder if that really is more likely at night since we're decked out with bright light and reflective strips that come on every single piece of gear. Still rather sticking to mostly offroad myself regardless.
>>144483701indievelo innit
>>144483645consider trying mywhoosh for free, it's a pretty good zwift clone. i just unlocked the van rysel RCR
>>144483730>indieveloyeah that's it bert
>>144483701mywhoosh sends you to use "mywhoosh hd" which seems to have higher demands than "mywhoosh". this is the one i have installed on my laptop that runs pretty wellhttps://apps.microsoft.com/detail/9ndh0f2vhzx2
>>144483701take the wahoo systm pill. they show you old racing footage for entertainment
>>144483770>mywhoosh hddear god, why?there is no RTX5k out yet
>>144483714Just doesn't feel safe, most corners and roads are overgrown with fucking weeds and shit too so even in the daylight cars (and me) are going in blind on small roads.I already do the dance of death in the morning commute.
>>144483772sell your vinester contraption and take the sweaty MILF qt spin class pill like éirebert
>>144483802Sure as hell doesn't sound safe yea
Don't think I'll go back to yoga. Too much hippie bullshit. Talking about the moon's energy. Ain't got time for that.
>>144483292That was just pushing his cart around walmart
>>144484159why the manlet rage la
>>144484120all depends on who is leading it...some are really into the eastern myticism stuff, some barely reference it
>>144484120What did you REALLY expect
>>144484885thought it would just be stretching. try pilates next time
what a life
>>144485062imagine the watts
>>144485062I wish I could afford these macros at this amount of calories
>>144485084His brother who is a lot smaller and weaker is world record holder on the rowing machine and ski erg. I'd imagine both of them could do some serious watts on the bike.
>>144484120Well it was full moon night fren. What'd you expect from those roasted hag witches?
You guys know antequil won Dauphine liberte then the next morning Bordeaux-Paris. What a mad man!
>>144485673bathroom hallway poster tier runner
La Vuelta Ciclistica Internacional a Guatemala FEVER
>>144486115inshallah we will have a good edizioneI will eat a can of deenz and enjoy the show
>>144486161It's been 8 years since the last non-guatemalan winner (since the great Román VOLLALOBOS, who has for unknown reasons been suspended since 2018 till 2027).Will they make it 9? Gerson TOC has been a fraud this year so far.
Simon GERRANS has more monuments than you-know-who
>>144486115Why is it so early this year. Now after Ecuador on 17.11 we have NOTHING until Tour de Sahel on 10.12. What the FUCK are we going to do
>>144486325So runners can attempt the fabled La Vuelta Ciclistica Internacional a Guatemala -Vuelta Ciclista Internacional a Costa Rica double
And it almost completely overlaps with Burkina Faso. I wonder which country Bart BUIJK will choose as his hunting grounds
>>144486212for me, it is CHUMIL
>>144486325Not even a round of the X2O Trofee. Mio dio
>>144486354My Volta hero
>>144486370Brtek's favourite is the Rapencross
>>144486384>not Copencross
>>144486384Good.
>>144486011Shadup bitch.
>can't even win a crit in canadian squeakland's capitalis pog REALLY the favourite here???
How tf antequils frens live so long. Geminiani died this year at 99. His wife this year at 96. These French fucks built diff fr
Translation:>Roglic won't race if he has to support someone else
>>144488532and people in this very mongolese basket weaving board think he is well liked. From the original Karma incident, to crashing into wRight like an idiot and playing the victim card, to the Kussen episode where even after being beaten into submission by fishboy he still refused to do a single second in the wind. How is this even possible? The guy is a washed up drama queen that deserves to be relegated to trying his darnedest to a chance at winning the la vuelta against a mediocre field for the rest of his days. FUCK ROG
>random urge to get gold water cage bolts to replace my boring black ones>check my usual online shop>$7 for 4 bolts +$5 shipping>check amazon>$10>consider checking LBS>remember they don't stock anything that isn't a daily necessity for the bikes of hobos or college kids>check aliexpress>29 cents for a bag of 80 but won't be delivered until Easterblack it is then
interesting stat, but what is VM? Ventoux Mountain? kinda weird to include it in here
>>144490745
Fact: there is nothing more cringe than obese amerimutts calling themselves "weight weenies", or saying certain products "make you look amateur" (despite then being a hobbyist at best) in item reviews
>>144492595If pic is what "pro" looks like then I'm happy to look like an amateur.
>>144492616Ask me how I know you're a gay normgroid
>>144492867Because I have a double-digit bicep circumference and don't dress like a clown?
>>144492968You're just fat, mutt.
>>144485062I read on the news recently that bodybuilder who ate 16500 kcal a day died aged 37.
>>144485062I thought he was trying to slim down to become a fighter or something
>>144493055After reading this book I want a classic metal bike. At least 40 or 50 years old.
>>144493166That's because professional bodybuilding is basically a competition in who can take the most drugs and not die (some fail)Just like cycling is a competition in who cab take the most blood doping without having a heart attackhttps://www.dw.com/en/michael-goolaerts-death-raises-question-as-to-why-so-many-cyclists-suffer-heart-attacks/a-43321799
>"I should try strava">find 1.5 mi slightly uphill segment right next to me>kom average speed is faster than my max sprint>"ok nevermind"
>>144493593Weakmind mentality, time to train bucko
>>144485062
>>144493789Nice wig hehe
>>144493789>Bertil Wigson
>>144493184this is him slimmed down
>It was already that the stunning Mont-Royal will remain the heartbeat of the men's and women's road races in 2026, making up the large majority of the 270km course aside from a short excursion off the island that most of the city lies on.>"80% of the GP Montréal circuit will be used. We are going to use a pretty similar route as the Grand Prix but we change maybe 15%. The Junior and U23 races will be exclusively on the circuit but men and women elite will go outside the Montréal island," said Limare.
plot twist, he's married to his bike
>Ventoux and Alpe d'Huez rumours for TdF 2025Nice I want to see Mayo's and Pantani's records obliterated
>>144494586both in same tour turbo kino
>>144494613both in the same stage. I mapped this out before. It's doable. I think it was like 280km starting in Bedoin finishing on top of ADH
>>144494634long mountain stages are slurpers
>>144494634The squeaks would be deafening
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256807087395862.html>won't put "Trek" on the downtube but leaves on every other trademark and logoWhat did Chang mean by this?
>>144494634>make the ventoux uselessBetter idea. Dual stage, short one in the ventoux with 2 ascents and then huez TT in the afternoon
>>144494704Not like it's ever going to happen anyway. I was mapping it for myself. But you'd need a support car really.
>>144494712Ventoux bonnette is probably better
Tomorrow
>>144494712>he doesn't always have a support car following himNext thing you'll say you don't even have a coach or a soigneur
Lombardia 2024
>>144494866
>>144494866Wout would have won
>>144494909It's more or less the same as last year but with Colma di Sormano/San Fermo instead of Ganda/Aperto. Colma di Sormano is even a bit harder than Ganda
>no Van Gils>no TeunsMy veloteam for tomorrow needs adjustments before I could even make it
whatever
>>144494990Only 1 shared pick, interestingWanted to pick Zingle but he was so shit in Canada, so gambling on my boy Trentin instead
Early annual reminder that on the 22nd of September, the women will compete for the (VinFast) IRONMAN World Championships in Nice, France. The men's (VinFast) IRONMAN World Championships will take place on October 26, 2024 in Kona, Hawaii. Now seeing that this is /tri/ i expect these dates to be in the next OP. Thanks very much.
>>144495024only time we bring up that shit in any capacity is to make fun of that doped up N*rge who wanted to transition to cycling
You now remember Sam Welsford
When Richie Porte doing a triathlon. Does he run or what? I know he's lethal in the pool. Not a bad cyclist either.
>>144495024triathlon belongs on /n/ because its my grandpa had to do to get to school
>>144495052what are you talking about? the IRONMAN World Championships (presented by VinFast) are one of the highlights of the year on this board every single time.
it's already so cold on my morning commute. if there won't be any indian summer this year, I wish to fast forward to winter. can't stand in-between weather
>>144495053Gold medallist
And suddenly, just like that, after 5 days of nonstop rain, it's 20 degrees and we are entering Babi leto territory. Hopefully the sore throat I am feeling right now will not develop into full blown kwab.In any case, rapebros, I am putting you on hold for now.
Russians suddenly are having their own cope grand tourhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/friendship-of-the-peoples-of-the-north-caucas/2024/stage-9/result/result
>>144495204pretty sure Stalin massacred the peoples of the Caucasus for fighting him in WW2
>>144495216Why yes, that's what friendship means in russian
>>144495216how come they're all still there all these years after?
>>144495204waar stage profiles?
Merhawi KUDUS from Terengganu Cycling Team to Burgos-BH
>>144495233Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>144495239
>>144495239The EF rider?
VALVERDE got humbled at the spanish nationals in gr*v*l
>>144495243how do you end up at a mongolian conti shitter team after years being a world tour rider?
>>144495239Terengganu is becoming a feeder squad for Burgos
>>144495123>>144495186Same with nice weather, not not nice humid continental weather, but cold and mist is fine, the worst is 0 to 5 degrees and constant drizzly heavy bullshit snow plus black ice every morning.
>>144495252*malaysian conti shitter team but you're asking the real question
>>144495252He went from being a hjaelper and bottle felcher to GC contender at prestigious Voltas, it was a step up
>>144495251>barely outsprinting 44 y/o retired boomer
>>144495305
>>144495305>7 MATÉ Luis Ángel +11:29>13 VERONA Carlos +16:07>17 ORTS Felipe +17:35>24 CAÑELLAS Xavier +23:19
>>144495313Orts bros...
>>144495313>ORTSnow that's shameful results
does NOT sound like a clean grupo
>>144495052At least the iron man bike course in nice is one of the best loop of the region
>>144495340all good now
>>144495307>those wide tiresone day these gr*vel riders will appear with car tires at the start
>>144495405looks like at the moment UCI doesn't limit width for gravel events (I'm not even sure if this one was under UCI). while I was looking for this information, turns out there were some rule changes for CX tyre width to accommodate fatties. >After a barrage of complaints over the last few years, the UCI has agreed to reconsider the rule and create a new set of standards that will be based on racer weight, albeit via a confusing, somewhat complicated formula.>Xmm [for maximum tire width] = ([Racer Weight in Pounds, “W”/2.2]) x (33/68)
>>144495461I wish I was some UCI nerd goon coming up with this shit
>>144495405in an age where road races are done with 32mm 45mm at gravel doesn't seem to outlandish desu
To train more seriously and regularly, especially during the winter, I wonder if I should buy a Wahoo Kickr Core Zwift One (the one with the Zwift Cog).I don't think I'll take the annual (((Zwift))) subscription, which is reduced to €150 if purchased with the Wahoo, because the monthly subscription is €20 and I'll be riding outdoors during a good part of the spring and summer months in my opinion.It costs €500: https://eu.zwift.com/fr/products/wahoo-kickr-core-zwift-one?variant=46439281426683Is it worth it ?
>>144495393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXZMvv9WDdU
>>144495514The answer is yes
>>144495514yesuse mywoosh if you don't want to pay for zwift
>>144495521
>>144495514It's a good deal, I bought my kickr for more before these deals existed
>>144495521just image the watts she could push
>>14449553973 watts
>>144495251looks like he finally decided to cut off his balls after so many kids
This is where Pogi goes
>hasn't raced a single one day race all year>is (in)famously a distancelet >wants to go to WC>does not want to help his countryman who is actually a top contenderwhy does anyone like him again? Is it because he stole a young man's dream that time? Is it because he always play the victim card when he crashes himself out of races? Or is it because he refuses to halo anyone ever and attacks his own teammates?
>>144494866Sormano let's gooooo
>>144495684it just aint the same without her squeaking
>>144495688true
>>144495651
>>144495684This is why they keep closing the passos for landslides
>>144495539She's on an eb*ke>>144495688And without her bf swearing
>>144495525>>144495528>>144495535Thank you berts
Next time you laugh at our hapless burgers, remember this is what their daily ride looks like
any tips on making a kickr snap quieter? i just ordered one of those indoor tires, anything else that can be done?
>>144495798Thats a wheel on trainer right, if its possible manually cranking up the resistance to max makes it quieter other than that no
>>144495798not really, these things will always be pretty loudyou can't avoid buying a direct driver trainer if you want it quieter
>>144495817ciclistas should look like this
>>144495771and they say flat bars have no use in road riding
>>144495819This is what they took from ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfxQAEG48JU
>>144481231how the fuck do kids this young get that fatwhy don't the parents get charged with child abuse?
>>144495859kek now thats freedom
>>144483491zwift is pure garbageuse mywoosh
normally just mount me pistol on the stemit's much more aero (rarely need to use it these days except on long rides) and pretty easy to get free if suddenly need to fire in another direction
https://x.com/RBH_ProCycling/status/1836027590303260964big jan goes to BoraBoys
>>144495919Labrats of 2025+ is gonna be the Ineos of 2020+
>>144495919Big question is whether Memco will join or not. If not I don't get their strategy. Spending all this money just to have a mountain train for Roglic who won't win the Tour and won't win any other grand tour if Vingo, Remco or Vingo show up (and even if they don't, nobody cares enough about the Vuelta or Giro to spend that much money).Lipowitz, Vlasov, etc. can all top 5 but that's not enough.
>>144495935>lipowitz can top5 the le tdfdo one mate
>>144495919he was one of the few labbers visible this seasonwhy are they even dying, is it the 20+ million debt?
Went on a short stroll around town and outskirts.3 small flies eaten.1 big fly suicided by my forehead.A lot of these shits flying around.
>>144495942I mean at least Tratnik is already pretty old, I'm more surprised that they let the Van Dyke brothers leave towards Bora.
>>144495935I don't think memco will join, but it would be absolutely HILARIOUS. Imagine rog, after all the drama queen scene, getting bumped off the top spot by the sooner manlet after 1 (one) year where he didn't even finish the le tour. He'd be absolutely SEETHING.
>>144495959>I don't think memco will joinYeah I don't really believe in it either but if he leaves I guess Bora would be the only viable destination, no?Ineos is on its deathbed and he wouldn't have any problems with his Specialized sponsorship + TT setup when going to Bora.
>>144495957They look like the jew from you'll own nothing and be happy
>>144495957Visma has no money it’s a dying team
>>144495988I think Ineos has the support he needs in terms of good riders, they just need to get their shit together with the times in regards to training, nutrition and whatnot.
>>144496016kek
remco wont join any other team simple as
>>144496039
Luxembourg is a nice country to cycle in, they have lots of hilly terrain there (although nothing overly steep or demanding), really nice asphalt and it's always sunny and 20C or more there (though i've only been in summer)
>>144496060I thought the roads are like in Germany, nice to drive on a car, but not on a bicycle.
>>144496109if bert is comparing from Belgian roads ofc Luxemburg is nicer
>>144496109In my opinion they are great to ride with a bicycle as long as there aren't any cars or motorcycles also using the road at the same time
First for POGI
I went insane on me run and did 2:43 for the first km. I'm truly gone, dead. There was loads of college girls sitting on the grass where I was doing me laps. They make you run faster. They were mirin. or maybe just wondering what is this lunatic doing.
>Fun fact: the banana peel is fruitful too. There are several reasons why cyclists should be consuming the banana peel as well as the banana itself. In fact, the peel is believed to be more nutritious than the pulp. Packed with even more vitamin A, potassium, fibre and antioxidants, the banana skin protects your eyes, helps your heart, improves mood and can help you lose weight.what type of sex offender eats the banana skin? never heard of that in my life. if a lad started munching on the peel on a group ride he'd be sent straight home for making us feel uncomfortable.
>>144496509I wouldn't eat it for fun but if there isn't a trashcan near I'd eat the peel over chucking it into nature
>>144496579t. most normal belgian
>>144496579What's wrong with throwing it away? I just chuck it in the bushes every time.
>>144496579What's wrong with letting a peel decay in nature? Isn't that good for the soil?
Victor making good use of his free test olympic year
>>144496663You're not chucking it to enrich the soil in the local park lmao you do it because you're lazy
>>144496650>>144496663It's still llitter, I was joking about eating the peel but I do keep it in my pocket with all my other trash on my rides. Nobody wants to see a bunch of blackened banana or orange peels lying strewn around nature. It takes 2 years to decompose
>>144496980>It takes 2 years to decomposewtf I would have said 2 days
>Pim van Gijsen has been a cycling race organizer in Belgium for 20 years>He says he loves it but it also come with it's pitfalls>sometimes i will get awoken in the middle of the night before a race to the phone ringing from teams giving their start list as late as 4 o clock at night. >Sometimes i wish it would've be done during the day before a race but there's no rules against that. >you would think they would know who they are sending by 17:00 the day before the race but sometimes they don't. >I always wonder if the riders only find out they are racing at that late hour as well. >Keep in mind these are professional races we are talking aboutwow Didn't know that.
just cut up the peel into small pieces with the bike knife you carry in your sattelbagit will decompost much more rapidly
>>144497028Euros don't have bike knives or bike guns
>>144497035that doesn't seem very environmentally friendly
>>144497028I will continue to chuck em away. Some lucky animals will feast in them.
>>144497052If by animal you mean Belgian then sure
>>144497100Next run I throw a skin away and check it next time. Bet it will gone in 2 days.
wonder how many discarded banana peels our belgian pal consumed whilst he was cycling 100km in a loop outside his house
>>144496427What's your 800m record? I did 2.17 when I was 14 and a 190cm/66kg skelly teenager with no training, haven't tried since. Those 800-1500m distances are the shit for running, feels really nice to go all out.
>>144496980>>144496990You city people are so disconnected with nature lmfao.I throw them in my garden with my plants every time I eat one. In a few days they're shrunken and black, in a few weeks they're gone.They're supercompost, especially my roses like them.Even throw some in my watering cans to enrich the water.What's next? Taking home your apple cores?
>>144497193I eat my apples with the core.
>>144497193citrus peels are a menace thoughbeit
>>144497202horse category pilled
>>144497205Grate them and make a cake>>144497202You do realize the pits contain amygdaline right?
>>144497280That's completely irrelevant unless you eat 10+ apples a day. I eat one-two per day and I always eat the core, no problems whatsoever and tastes delicious
>>144497280>Thankfully, there are several factors that make death-by-apple-seed very unlikely. First, the amygdalin is accessible only if the seeds have been crushed or chewed; a whole unbroken seed will pass right through. Second, the human body can process HCN in small doses, so a couple of chewed seeds are usually completely harmless. Finally, the average adult would need to eat anywhere from 150 to several thousand crushed seeds (depending on the apple variety) to be at risk of cyanide poisoning. The average apple contains only about five to eight seeds. So unless someone is eating their 18th consecutive apple core and has been meticulously chewing all the seeds, they should be fine with their occasional absentminded core chomping.Best case I'm slowly building up resistance against cyanide poisoning, making it harder to posion me.
>>144497356> 2024> not eating 20 apples a day
>>144497376>doctors hate him!
>>144497356hormesis bros stay winning and grinning
>>144497376hello durianrider
>2024>not being fed
>>144497555it could never be meI am a pusher of WATTS
I had a croissant with some eggs and tarragon for breakfast today
>>144497625lekker
What is Roglič's legacy now that he's tied the record for most Vuelta wins and has a Giro as well? Not to mention his Olympic medal and other wins
>>144497784strong but uninspiring
>>144497625Are tarragon desserts a thing in America?
I bertolled a bit the Lombardia profileIf I have a decent memory should be the 3rd race of the year in terms of vertical meters after Mottolino and Plateau de Beille
>>144497817>Mottolino>Plateau de BeilleBoth Pogi wins. We already know who will win Lombardia
>>144497808No one remembers of cares about Heras and his 4 Vuelta wins. Rog will be the same
>>144497784Slightly better than Rominger
>>144497784free LBL win is memorable
>>144497784Pic rel is what he'll be remembered for
>>144497906truly iconic
>>144497784I will remember him as the best stage racer of his generation
>https://uci.mywhoosh.com/Fake (virtual) riders update:>Kjell Power>Kathrin Fuhrer
List of the best15 yo's who will be racing as juniors next year. Commit these names to memory as future secret picks
>>144498321>Jinze Joris
>>144497376My king
>>144498321is that Hincapie's son? is that Herzog's younger brother?
>Owen Kings
>>144497817Kinda lame with most of the climbing at the beginning
>>144497784le unipeurto man
>>144497784Best vuelta rider of all times
>>144498396so many questions
>>144497784>>144497906His Giro win was KINO, too
>>144498321>Jinze Joris FFS Belgians, get your shit together
Rode to see me bikepath under water. It's over.Also days are really really short now.
>>144498321Last year edizione
>>144498321https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/benjamin-novalhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jinze-joris
gf and i are pretty close to pulling the trigger on a wahoo kickr coreany reason why we shouldn't?
>>144498765No reason. It's a good device, i have one too
>>144498688>Rory GravelDestined to be a shitter
>>144498321>Benjamin NovalRecycling names now. How unimaginative.
>>144498765You don't have a gf
>>144498765just buy it and r*pe
>>144498765Can't be any worse than the Zwift piece of shit I bought
how was the ride berts, enjoyable bit of graveling for meforgot how much peaceful it is
>>144498987Some gravel for me too. Only have a pic from this morning
>>144498987looks very peaceful and comfyonly did a short cheeky alpe du zwift ride today, had to some work around the house so not too much time on my hands while it was still bright
>>144498765You'll look poor for having the bargain bin kickr with a shit base
>>144497184did 1:55 a few times. never got in a fast race. could have done 1:52 I'd say
>>144496427Unreal times, jealous, hopefully working my way there>.15km recoveryIs that a straight walk, like not even power walk?
>>144498808>>144498916>>144498944And the next question would be whether to use swift and pay the exorbitant prices or try and find something cheaper
>>144499287i like kinomap because the videos have me dabbing on freds and getting dangerously overtaken by cars just like outside
>>144499287You can't afford zwift or a real kickr. Your gf will be leaving you for an established man and will take her half of the settlement with her
>>144499287depends on how easy you can numb your mindmywoosh is a free clone that isn't as good or you could just watch a movie but in my experience that runs out, a good zwift race though that gets some real exercise in
>>144499287mywhoosh is decent enough that it's worth trying
>>144499241yeah just strolling back to the start. if I'm doing easier intervals then I'll jog the recovery. today was just about smashing the reps
>>144498321>Gal Stare
cya in the douches mr pogacar
The kickr poor, I mean core has low resale value. The kickr Chad stays priceless for eternity. This is an important consideration for europoors
>>144499458He's gonna smoke himGold medal rainbow outfit let's go
>>144499465why would I sell it
>>144499287you can connect smart trainers to GTA V with mods
>>144499465caring about resale value is peak poverty
>>144498688Rooni, Boucher, Mouris, Møller Andersen and Barry (zonder leaf) will all go pro
>>144499287mywhoosh is the best free app i think is fair to say because it has a 3d engine, structured workouts, terrain variation and all the zwift stuff except there are way less peoplefor a simpler experience i also have the Wahoo app on my phone, which is just a very basic app that you can record a workout with for strava, and you can tell it to like give you 200W resistance so sometimes I like to just try to pedal a target wattage for like an hour and for that it's very convenient and simple experience without all the gamifying. also free
>>144499287Spend a year, two or three experimenting only to end up using Zwift anyway
>>144499287get zwift and use the race and group ride mechanics aka interact with other players. If you don't want then dont bother with the rest because it is all bland and boring and you may as well just watch tv
>>144499287like all others said, Zwift is probably the most polished and most fun one and they usually have some free trials, so just test it out (if they don't have some running at the moment you can do 20km for free every month)mywhoosh is okish and free so I use it from time but it's just a lot less polished than zwift and not too many people use itif you're the based kind of autist just use some number crunching thing like GoldenCheetah and watch at charts while raping
>>144499627what's with all these low quality american posts lately
>>144499746The sl4 guy is a gigantic retard.
>>144499746I don't know it's been one thing after the other since the Tour
>>144499746>lately
>>144499746Probably the fignon shizo.I never filtered flags before but it just became too annoying, let me know when he's gone because I always liked NYC bert posts.
>>144499753why does he post about vine machines, the last time he posted his watts he had a 120W FTP or something
>Gal FUGGER
>Experience a new level of cycling efficiency with our cutting-edge air-filled backpack, meticulously crafted to revolutionize your riding experience. Weighing in at under 299g, it's feather-light, allowing you to breeze through your rides without unnecessary bulk. But its benefits extend beyond weight.>This innovative backpack is designed to increase speed by reducing air drag, ultimately minimizing padding force and optimizing your performance on the road. Say goodbye to cumbersome gear and hello to effortless cycling with our lightweight solution.This has to be one of the most retarded things I saw in a whilehttps://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ramairfairing/raf-pioneering-bike-backpack-reduce-air-drag-enhance-safety
>>144499883>Algorithmlmao
>>144498321>mfw another 20 years of a Hincapie top tenning and never winning big races
>>144499883Thought it was an airbag at first
>>144499883>tfw you get yoinked off your bike when a gust of wind comes by
I can't remember a single stage of the giro
>>144499815Bizarre stuff to be honest. Whats up with that and why does this guy even have a power meter and a trainer?
>>144499940Georg Steinhauser heroic solo win
>>144499940not even the allah win?or narvaez?or vendrame on home turf?there was some good stuff
>He doesn't remember Pelayo Sanchez' great kwabbing of Allah Flip
>>144499989Short vo2 efforts at 55-60 rpm is actually cutting edge training tech with some coaches.
>>144499883peak capitalism
>>144500029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RhDu7dYmCc
Kek
>>144500054Alhamdulillah
>>144500054And Benjamin Thomas as well remember
>>144500029probably not at ~16% slopes though
>>144499909why does it take a year to make a plastic bag? imagine their mother talking to her friends. so what's your son up to these days? yes well...
>>144500121The modling process is quite complicated, please understand
>>144500121they need time to train some state of the art llm based aero deep learning model so that it works with the algorithm™ n shieeeet
>>144500139>molding process is quite complicatednot according to my bidon
>>144499951Because I want one you bitch. Seethe harder achmed
>>144500144God I hope none of the managers at my workplace ever falls for this shit
do us a favour remco
>>144499753I'll keep eating organ meat, blood, and being based, you keep eating sugar and sperging out at children at community pools
>>144500051Yeah this is not new but like küng there usually you would do sub threshold efforts at low rpm. Something like 15 minutes 90-95% at 50-60 rpm for a couple reps. Vo2 at low rpm however I haven't heard of that until a year or two ago and now many are doing it
>>144500195What's the theory behing it? Is it another case of "I'm too lazy to do squats"?
I hope people understand that though I also enjoy organ meat, I am not the retard burgert. Slopbert
>>144500232you need to find your compatriot and end him
>>144500183>>144500232Organ meat is very healthy, I don't know why people stopped eating it.Brainwashed by the seedoil jew I guess
>>144500195I know a lad who was doing these about 10 years ago. He was getting coached by a conti rider. Saw him doing it and started copying him. Still do them sometimes instead of getting out of the saddle I just grind it.
I just had some cheese and olives. Take the med pill Berts.
>>144498987there is no outdoor riding until my flat is no longer a literal island
>>144500431and for me? tree cans of deenz with rizz, salat, and vinho verdeyou could call it a fine lunch
>>144499287obligatory wahoo systm shill here
Another shit I have seen and wasn't sure I believe me eyes.Zoomettes, but looking like they were born in 2010s so not sure if still zoomettes, but basically child girls wearing pajama pants.The dumbest shit we did was bleaching hair like a certain NYS and wearing too wide pants too low.>>144500431I've had a late dinner at 1800, I still feel full.Don't know how they can manage eating so much so late.
>>144500226I don't remember the reasoning behind it just that they want to ramp the torque up as much as possible in a steady state effort>>144500398Then it's not new and I just never saw anyone do it. I myself often have to grind out climbs like that on the mtb, gradients so steep you gotta call them goat category or so
>>144499883lol
redpill me on duranrider.
>>144501203Schizo
>>144501203Retard
>>144498321lotta nickname potential
>>144498321>Grande named Brandon>Burger named EnzoThe kids are all fucked up
Okay I picked BERCKMOES but I am still not convinced this is a real person
>>144501834rusbert found this gem last thread
>>144501203He raped me unveganly when I was a girl.
>>144501860MpTVMWW
64th Grand Prix de Wallonie OFFICIAL /bet/>Lie 3.25>Birmay 4>Groves 6>Zingle 15>Wellens 21>Aranbaru 21>Trentin 26>Hermans 26>Berckmoes 34>Baroncini 34>Lapeira 34>waerenskjold 41>Jeanniere 41>Blackmore 41>Adria 41>Coquard 51>Stewart 51>GautheRat 67>Champoussing 67>Abrahamsen>Christen 67...>Morgado 81>Canal 251>Herzog 301>Monk 1001
Tour de Luxembourg OFFICIAL /bet/>Hirschi 3.25>Skjelmose 4>Poel 5.5>Ayuso Pesquera 8>Pedersen 8>Kelderman 15>Cort 17>Black 17>Tiberi 21>Andersen 26>Grosssschartner 34>Laporte 34>Madouas 51...>Ryan 67>Lemmen 101>Toupalik 751
>>144501910loafers
>>144501924how hard does the jetlag hit in this race anywaymy team looked better before all these canadian dudes showed up
>>144501910MADE for butter and strawberry marmelade
Why is my kickr changing resistance in mywhoosh to rides. Even at the lowest easiest gear it doesn't matter what gear fuckin annoying piece of shit
Spain will win WCRR I'm afraid
>>144502059not so fast
>>144501924Groves? Didn't even know he was on the startlist. But I am NOT adjusting (I will adjust)
>>144501970I don't think there will be a jet leg, were they even in Canada? We barely seen any footage. They might as well been in yurope all along.
>>144501970only pick riders who flew private jet. the list is available to velogames premium members
Is it better to buy the Wahoo Kickr Core with the Zwift Cog or with a pre-installed cassette ? I didn't find which cassette do they put if I choose this option. The Zwift Cog is only compatible with Zwift, if I want to use another app, I have to put on a cassette. Since some of you here recommend MyWoosh or other free apps, a cassette might be better.
>>144502156doesn't it come with a year of zwift for free if you buy the zwift nipple
>>144501843Also picking one of the B guys.
>>144502188Yeah I have Ritchie Blackmore too
>>144502156You pretty much answered your own question.The Zwift Cock only works with Zwift along with Virtual shifting (which is very nice but absolutely not important). Outside of Zwift, it will only work with ERG mode (a fixed Watts mode).
>>144502200Not the gypsy looking Baroncini?
>>144502248No I checked his results and have concluded he is a fraud
I have picked POLLEFLIET
>>144502156Take the kickr Chad pill not the kickr poor, even if that would suit you better. I'm a firm believer in a natural aristocracy. Also why do fags want virtual shifting anyway, I ride the same bike indoor and outdoors, virtual shifting defeats that.
>>144502185At the moment it doesn't unless I missed something.https://eu.zwift.com/products/wahoo-kickr-core-zwift-one?variant=46439281426683
>>144502490Defeats the realism*
>>144502496Damn they don't give a year free with anything anymore, even the full bike.I'd get a cassette then probably.
>>144501924I will NOT adjoost
>>144502496>>144502631Black Cock is v1 (old)Orange Cock is v2 (new)
>>144502747I'd get a cassette, the same one as your bike so you can use it as a replacement part if you do eventually want to buy the knob
>>144502811Yeah definitely
might have to p*rchase replacement polar strapon band
>>144503338not worth it unless it's the h10
anybody got a good recipy for Burger Dough?HAHAHAHAHA
Do you keep your pager in your pocket or in your saddlebag?
>>144503338I think once you need to replace the initial battery in any strapon, that's when its lifetime turns to shit
>>144503980it is>>144504165the battery not so bad, the band itself seems to be the source of bad readings. maybe you're right though
https://youtu.be/-OVqu0kSonQ?t=670reminder to drink the mold to build resistance
>>144504121Had to had something applied to the device, lithium or alkaline metals in general don't blow up unless you throw them into water.Chemistbert will know. But the psyop about getting nervous about your stupid device because you are being naughty on the internet is incredible.
>Gianluca POLLEFLIET
>>144504008That is my joke, thank you.Have to go to sleep, reading filtered comments instead of snoozing out.
hey kid heard you like making terrible late adjoostments
>>144504813I've see enoughare RILEY gona topten
>>144501961>Ayuso riding Tour de LuxembourgAHAHAHAHAhe should have sucked master Pogi's dick
>>144498765>gf and ibuy two or nonetrust me
>>144499287MyWhoosh is UCI's new best friend and only requires a RTX 4090, no sub fee!!!
Made a giant mistake at work today. Nobody noticed and I doubt anybody ever will, but it will weigh on my soul. What should I do?
>>144505282It runs on my shitty 5 year old laptop with no graphics card fine you babblenigger>>144505320Kys
>>144505320pedal harder innit
>>144505320either forget about it or be smug as shit that you got away with.
>>144505480what model of mizuno trainers ye got there la
>>144505672u wot
>>144505672he has some cool white shoes to cover his hideously deformed tootsies>>144506157frennnn, why up so late. its berber hours. did u fug the italian hussy yet? please respond.
This has to be the longest TT of the 00s, over 90 minutes
>>144507023I won this stage by many many minutes in PCM, managed to jump like 15 spots back into the top ten
>81.1km solo attack in Strade Bianche
such a cute baddie
>>144507301
>>144507333checked. still luv me sum gangsta ahh cheesy wiebesy
>>144507115any minute now, he will start paying for that
what do my cyclin frens wanna talk about. how about your favorite cycling books. my top 3 list:1. fignon- we were young and carefree2. fournel - anquetil alone3. riis - stages of light and dark
>>144507426Pogi's been stealing matches, he's not likely to ever run out
One day all our ciclismo heroes will light their final match
>>144507891Some runners have already done so, but will continue to ride for another 24 months
this goy gives me the ick. he needs to shower, shave, and lay off the adderall
conspiracy theory bros, bombers in pagers?? We'll never be safe from the premier tech people it's joever
>>144508586The bombs are all Taiwanese t. knower
>>144508611yeah, biggest bomb of them all is currently being made by jensen "boob lover" huang
Got cold on my ride and now I'm sick
kinda want a wool jersey like the legends wore. anyone ever tried 1 hehe fug chink microplastics
new thread >>144509724new thread >>144509724new thread >>144509724
