NFL Headlines - September 16, 2024 Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for Tuesday visitX-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert, leg, negativeGiants K Graham Gano facing multi-week absencePanthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after 0-2 start; Andy Dalton to start at QBLions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with contusion and crampingColts DT DeForest Buckner suffered ankle sprain SundayDolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off Ravens practice squadJags QB Trevor Lawrence on Jacksonville's 0-2 start: 'We suck right now'Panthers will stick with Bryce Young at QB despite historically bad dayChiefs RB Isiah Pacheco sent to IR with broken fibulaCowboys call Saints loss 'unacceptable,' eye 'reset'Caleb Williams 'a little bruised up' after seven-sack night vs. TexansJoe Mixon to be evaluated after injuring ankle against the BearsSaints HC Dennis Allen after Alvin Kamara's 4 TDs vs. Cowboys: 'I never felt like he was an aging running back'Report: Browns quietly added no future protection to Deshaun Watson's contract beyond 2023Go Rams!Thread theme has been placed on IR for 4-6 weeks, per sources.
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iggles desu
Steele season!
My Steelers :)
NFL Refs are the best officiating crews out of any majorly followed professional team based sport.Try as you might, there is no arguing. No better example.
Thank You Based Minshew
lol Nick Wright was talking about Bryce YOung being benched and unironically said I feel bad for saying he sucks
I'm feeling hopeful about this season, and that scares me.
>>144484511Rams in a must win next weekend.
Who are your picks for next week?>patriots @ jetsJets>giants @ brownsBrowns>eagles @ saintsSaints>texans @ vikingsVikings>broncos @ buccaneersBuccaneers >packers @ titansPackers>bears @ coltsColts>chargers @ steelersChargers>dolphins @ seahawksDolphins>panthers @ raidersRaiders>49ers @ rams49ers>lions @ cardinalsCardinals>ravens @ cowboysRavens>chiefs @ falconsChiefs>jaguars @ billsBills
It's not the league's job to pass judgement on domestic affairsIt's the legal system's
Bustin fields first 2 starts for the Bears:>44 of 72 for 509 >avrg cmp% 60.6, 7.0 yards att>3 TDs, 2 intsGayleb Williams>37 of 66 for 267>avrg cmp% 55.2, 3.9 yards att, >0 TDs, 2 intsG E N E R A T I O N A L
>>144484539>>144484533>>144484530>>144484527>>144484525>>144484520all me btw, I do this so my new bread gets bumped
WHERE MY PHINBROS AT?IT'S STILL GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144484538welcome to relevancy buddy
what if my Chiefs drop the game to the Steelers to fuck the ravens and bemgols
Passing touchdowns through two weeks:2019: 1052020: 1102021: 1102022: 1052023: 862024: 66*>*Pending MNFWtf is going on?
>>144484532based
>>144484511That was PI. Maybe don't play like retards then you won't lose on a last second FG.
>>144484541Read your contract
>>144484537don't caredidn't ask
>>144484511>Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for Tuesday visitWtf
>>144484539Why are there so many cute asians in LA!!? I'm jelly
>>144484551AND THERE IT IS
>>144484551coward
>>144484548That'd be pretty great
>>144484537>even when he's being a dickhead he has to virtue signalPeople like Nick Wright are the most dangerous members of society
>>144484558every manlet is coping with Young being terrible>h-he just needs more help
>>144484551please stop noticing things, mkay?
>>144484560lol, it's absolute bullshit
>>144484537thanks i’ve been asking for this info
refs finna 3peat
*ahem**taps mic**dabs*Reminder pundits were all in agreement that Bryce Young had a better situation than Stroud did.
>>144484511i thought he was a jets fan
>>144484551The league moves in cycles. We're back to elite ILBs, nickel corners, and QB spys that make shitters like Josh Allen unable to rely on their physical talents
>>144484545Shut up Sal
>>144484593Stroud isnt 5'8 170 pounds though
>>144484609Are kickers even that small?
Bryce young has kyler murray level talent, he’s just in a bad spot talent wise and mentally
>>144484511
How much of the Charger's improvement this season is/will be because of Harbaugh?
>>144484618'fraid not
>>144484551*ahem*
>>144484551>passing hard>running simple
my vikies will go 13-4
Ravens fans are having a melt down over Harbaugh.
>>144484377When that happened I thought to myself "hmm I wonder if they did that just to appear that they are not in favor of the Chiefs, watch the Chiefs go on a run after'And we all watched their league leading holding O-line hold non stop during the Super Bowl with out a single one being called, THAT can't be argued against. You can say all you want about my scizho theories, but you can't argue that.What will make me suspicious is the opposite happening, the Chiefs loose because of a horrible call in the playoffs or Super Bowl. If that happens, you just know the refs will help them win 3 more
>>144484622Bryce Young and Kyler Murray are nothing alike except they're small, and Kyler is bigger than Young. Kyler is a dual threat mobile QB with a big arm, Young is a pocket passing dink and dunker.
>>144484628Their what?
>>144484618
>>144484642>We have a coaching problemRetard, you have a nignog running back pretending to be a QB problem.
>Andy DaltonGoddamnit every game is a trap game
>>144484642Also an oline problem, which disassembled because they're paying their running back 50M a season
>>144484662Raiders aren't good enough to have trap games.
>>144484659>a nignog running back pretending to be a QBthis is also a coaching problem
>>1444846575’8 is not small
>>144484674...who is going to tell him?
>>144484675he already knows
>>144484674it is for a starting quarterback in the NFL, ask Kyler or Bryce
>>144484675>>144484678I could fuck you up
>>144484685you'd need a ladder
>>144484628A lot of it is him. The way he wants to play football will keep your team in games and make them a pain in the ass to beat. They could be a tough out in the playoffs because they also have an elite QB to go with it.
Go Bills.
>>144484685It's always the manlets and powershitters who get really aggressive and defensive lol
>>144484674Go cowboys
I could HEEM everyone itt with one hand behind my back!
>>144484674>5’8 is not smallWhen will they ever learn?
>>144484674based
Short kings run this genny
i can't believe that the bears thought a guy who wears lip gloss and paints his nails wasn't going to suck dicks on the field
>>144484718ITS OVER
Memes aside, I'm tempted to go into officiating. How do you get started? Volunteering in a little league?
>>144484718>He thinks that's the reason why he's playing bad
>>144484718And bears fans keep lining up for this
>>144484718it wasn't just the bearsplenty of our resident experts were banging the table for him too
>>144484726I'm pretty sure all NFL ones are fulltime lawyers
Viqueers have 0 rings and 0 hope
>>144484718I told niggas his fruity ass couldn't even win the PAC-12
>>144484581drafting him is insane, you couldn't even compare him to other manlet QBs like Flutie, Wilson, or Murray because those guys all had wheels. You were making a bet that he'd be the only decent manlet QB other than Brees in NFL history, fucking retarded. And Brees got it done with terrible talent around him in college, Young was carried by 5 star recruits. His CEILING was an above average game manager type QB
His body language is awful
>>144484736Nothing here can be taken seriously (except my posts)
>>144484602what are you even talking about? allen played great game 1 and then just didnt need to do anything game 2 other then run out the clock since miami shit the bed so bad
>>144484729bitch made mother fucker
>>144484745>0 hopeTheir players don't think so.
>>144484718>burrs and commies let the patriots take the best QB in the draft What did they mean by this
>>144484698Chihuahua poster, aren’t you supposed to be /mlb/?
>[Barshop] Sean McVay said WR Cooper Kupp (ankle) will be out for "an extended period of time" and could go to injured reserve.RIP to Ramsbros
>>144484768It was worth it for cucking joeybaumsworld and the redditgals in the superb owl.
>>144484739There's no way I'd be an NFL ref because I'd never go down on Goodell's shaft to win the job. My peak would be either high school or DIII college.
There’s a lot to be excited about if you’re a fan in Arizona.
>>144484749almost feel bad for him, he's physically talented but his faggotry will never allow him to be a winner. He probably only plays football because it's expected by his family, his zesty ass would be working in a clothing store if he wasn't athletic
>>144484768Heh, maybe they can sign Renfrow
>>144484768goddamn it's a 2022 rerun this fucking sucks
>MNF is eagles ravensWho the fuck thought these two shit teams was a good matchup for prime time?
>Texans got the DRoY in back-to-back draftsHow do they do it?
Loser: Sean PaytonIt’s fair to start asking if Sean Payton has just lost it, or whether he ever really had it outside of Drew Brees.When Payton arrived in Denver he played the blame game for the roster, hanging Denver’s woes on the roster and Russell Wilson. So then he overhauls the team, hand picks his own QB, and the results are largely the same. This team can’t move the ball vertically, Bo Nix doesn’t look convincing under center, and the team is just mediocre.Payton is running out of excuses and fans deserve better.
>>144484721
STILL laughing at the Cowboys
>>144484768kupp really going to be remembered for that one magical season and nothing else because hes always injured
>>144484774Cythnia is for lewd.
>>144484774Stupid bitch telling us week old news
>>144484774they need to shoot these little meme shorts from the neck down
>>144484774her nose really annoys me
>>144484795Kirk Cousins has played the Eagles in prime time in philly in week 2 for 3 seasons in a row. I think it's a glitch in the bot that creates the schedule.
>>144484768Even with all the injuries in the world it will only make McVay seethe harder. He will drag this team to 6+ wins no matter what
>booty blast Caleb all night to the point people consider him a cripple today>Bryce Young has the curse and pressure of always being compared to CJ Stroud the rest of his careerDid the Texans just end the careers of two #1 draft pick QBs on the same night?
Favorite football personality? Mine is this Packers fan
>>144484752Yeah but he can't throw, part of a bigger trend
THANK YOU FOR KINDLY DOING THE NEEDFUL AND SENDING $39 MILLION IN GOOGLE PLAY CARDS, SAAARS
>>144484819>that flagconcerning
>Cooper Kupp likely going to IRit's over ramsissies
>*record scratch*>Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I found myself in this situation. Well, it all started when I got signed up for little league football.>*Baba O'Riley starts playing*
>>144484825that's funnyshe's my favorite now too
>>144484825She looks like she eats cheese curds
>>144484768why does Kupp really struggle to stay healthy? Is it just his play style or something
>>144484580I agree. Jews are the worst thing in our society.
>>144484748all four guys you listed were serious pro baseball prospects until they stopped playing. young didn't even touch the sport. that's the difference. you have to if you're short ever serviceable manlet QB in the history of the league was a serious baseball playerMichael Vick is the shortest QB to ever play with any success that wasnt. His ceiling was bust and his floor was bust
>>144484834ironically outside of his 2 or 3 absolutely retarded decisions he's been pretty good. They've been leading both games lmfao and their defense is good.
>>144484843Making twenty catches a game means you're getting tackled twenty times a game. Wide receivers don't have the frame or build to handle that much wear.
>>144484823stroud looked mediocre yesterday too
>>144484843White
props to the panthers head coach for standing up to tepperI would've said let me bench him or fire me
>cheap replacement for Saquon had a game-changing fumble>cheap replacements for Xavier McKinney and Julian Love couldn't stop a 33-year old Zach Ertz>cheap replacements for Leonard Williams let the Commanders run all over them whenever Dexter Lawrence wasn't on the fieldYou get what you pay for.
>>144484860Omar Epps saved Bussin's career.
>>144484823I respect DeMeco for playing man coverage all night and basically saying his team is better
>>144484850even Vick played Baseball, he was good enough to get drafted despite not playing since middle school
You are underestimating the Vikings.
>>144484851>>144484834I want to like Levis (was hoping my team would draft and develop him), but the 2 to 3 retarded decisions he makes are also the absolute worst.
yeah i'm thinking we're back
>>144484721What chicago does to a mothafucka
>>144484881you are over estimating Sam Darnold
>>144484860Wtf is wrong with this dude?
>>144484882supposedly his coach yelled at him after that backwards pass yesterday and said "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING". I have yet to see the video though, gonna look for it
>>144484881patriots are better than I thought they would be, I wonder if they move to Maye sooner than planned
>>144484825This whore owes me breeding sex
>>144484825Cool she's my favorite too now.
>>144484843>lots of catches>lots of catches that rely on YAC, meaning he's fighting through traffic and running through people>nogs intentionally rolling up on his ankles because they are seething about getting cooked by a white boycombination of factors
>Another starter on IRITS STARTS WITH
>>144484898"men" raised by women, many such cases
>>144484861good lord
>>144484902I think they hold out for an easy game. Maybe they even wait for the Rams.I don't think they want to do too well this year
>>144484881Nah, it's more like this
>>144484861She's cute, got more?
>>144484860Me which I drink a skunked beer from the garage fridge
>>144484902They aren't planning on moving to Maye. Jerod never wanted a white QB and never will. He's been very clear that Brissett is his QB. Maye might eventually get traded, you might even see it soon, to the Dolphins
>>144484899I would too, dude is looking like a bum out there now.
With the Panturds starting Dalton, it’s clear the Gnats are getting the first overall pick. Shame they’ll fuck it up again by drafting Sanders
>>144484932I feel disgusting posting a link to tiktok, but it's all I could findhttps://www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/7414945527403515179
>>144484622Kyler Murray is>really really faster>heavier and way more muscular They aren’t comparable except height
>>144484932He looks worse than Sam Howell and Bustin Fields last year lmfao. Oh well.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Trevor Lawrence is a bust?
>>144484932>putting your faith in a jew who puts mayonnaise in his coffeelol
>>144484911karma for stealing an 2nd Owl from Brady when he was at Tampa, total Rasm death
>>144484946Who?
>>144484946No
>>144484946he has the greatest hair in the league
bricelads, is this really it?
>>144484946no, it's just not worth talking about or thinking about the jaguars quite frankly
>>144484946How about that entire draft class busting?
>>144484957Nah that's Puca
>>144484946he's not a bust, he's just not as good as advertised. He's basically the new Dalton line.
>>144484960It was over before it began.
>>144484946he just needs more time
>>144484960afraid so
>>144484946Trevor Lawrence has always been more hype than substance.
>>144484968>he's just not as good as advertisedThat's a bust for a #1 overall pick. Drafting a QB at #1 (first round too but less so) is supposed to be a player that can completely change an organization.
>>144484961Take it back
>>144484975That was against the iggles and I always feel bad for him when I see this stat because no one ever mentions it was an absolute monsoon rain storm but he did in fact fumble that many times lol
>>144484749He always looks like he's going to fall over
>>144484978kek remember when y'all got screwed by the refs just so the league could have Brady in the owl again?
He's gonna have a big game
Uh oh Viking sisters.... not your coach doing exactly what you've been mocking ours for...https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1fif9a6/highlight_kevin_oconnell_chokes_up_discussing_sam/
BANG BANG NINER GANG
>>144484953We're not gonna apologize for winning.
>>144484918
>>144484511>Go Rams!41-10
>>144484692Hey now sometimes it’s manlet powershitters>source: I am a manlet powershitterI’m a low bf % and I'm stronger than most everyone. But I’m very short and recognize that.
>>144484997Absolutely based.
>>144485000thats one zesty ahh niba
>>144484977>Lawrence and Fields considered 2 of the best prospects ever coming out of high school>both mediocre at bestHS recruiting bros, are we frauds who put too much focus on 7-7 drills?
>>144484993Crying coaches are instantly F tier in my book.>Lions>Vikings>Eaglesyou know its true
>>144484990I keep hearing Kellen Moore loves using TEs so hopefully he does. It'll be interesting if the Falcons try to focus on Smiff and Dotson or stopping Saquon.
>Be Panthers>Rams call you>Offer you two firsts for Brian Burns>This was when the Rams were terrible in 2022>You said "No, we'll lock him up">One year later, trade him to the Giants for pennies
>>144485006>ahhYou can ass on /sp/, this ain't chinktok where you need to self censor.
All on IR>Cooper Kupp >Puka Nacua >Tyler Higbee>Jonah Jackson >Steve Avila >Joe Noteboom>JJ III>Darious Williams>Dotson saying fuck it and playing through foot injury>its week 2Superbowl was still worth it idgaf
>>144484674Bryce...
>>144484946Opposite of the manlet non-baseball problem is niggers 6-6 are almost as useless. Too tall to ever be consistent and his lanky ass is easy to read what he's doing
>>144484926You need to be schizophrenic to not think Maye gets put in
>>144484997>bud light tranny juiceStafford sissies.... not like this
>>144485014Tepper is simply too smart to win games, he's already tanking for Arch
>>144484993I heard that yesterday. I think he's thinking of himself when he's talking about Darnold playing QB. Good stuff.
Catch of the week in case you haven’t seen it
>>144485002After that weak ass emoji tweet Kyler sent, if the Rams defense doesn't sack him in Week 17 I'm calling Fiske and Verse busts.
>>144485028
>>144484511It's my birthday today. I already got my present yesterday watching the Saints stomp Dem Boyz. It's not even about laughing at the Cowboys, I respect them and think they're a playoff team still, I've just been a doomer since last year and it's nice to have good start to the season. That being said, I'm scared of the Eagles next week.
>>144485028Annie are you okay?
>>144485028>Week 2 nothingburger game against the ratbirds I sleep. Let me know when he does that in the AFCCG or owl.
>>144485003I respect that you have a low body fat %I'm talking about the ones who are fat fucks
>>144485010No one in football knows how to throw and thus the pool of teachers is very shallow and very, very stupid. What they think is good looks like slow autism at the NFL level
>>144485037Happy Birthday anon
>>144485023>[Randall] Does Jerod Mayo have a timeline in mind for Drake Maye's debut? "As a coaching staff, as an organization, we're 100% behind Jacoby."It wasn't Mayo's decision to draft Maye. He has no intention of starting him. The Pats are beginning to realize this and will start shopping Maye around
>>144485037How the Eagles play tonight will basically decide how I think next week will go. If they do well then I think it's a close game leaning towards the Saints but if they struggle the Saints are going to blow them out. I need to see Kellen Moore's offense at home.
>>144485039Ill let you know that hes doing it against your team right now faggot
I can't take it anymore bros. It might be time to ride the houston hype train. Seeing that nigger Stephen A. shit on my boys every time they lose makes me wish lynching was still in vogue
>>144485003I'm short but I never once think about how short I am except when I see internet posts catastrophizing someone's existence.
How will this picture age?
>>144485060No homo you ride with your team until you die. You don't get to hop off the train.
panthers really just need to write this season off as a loss and let bryce sling it every game as practice. none of this pussy check down every play shit. peyton led the league in pass attempts and interceptions his rookie year, colts really just had confidence in him and let him throw like crazy
>>144485057>If they do well then I think it's a close game leaning towards the Saints but if they struggle the Saints are going to blow them out.failcunts D let stoolers beat them with 6 field goals at home. niggles got this ez.
>>144485037Happy birthday
>>144485028Shamone
Guys I feel bad for Bryce Young
>>144485070The ride never ends in D town
>>144485080No one would feel that way if he wasn't smol
>>144485059My chargies already beat the raidnigs last week :)
>>144485080why?he doesn't think about you at all
>>144485089Im afraid that was actually a spiritual victory for the Raiders
Justin Fields is a top 5 PFF passer. Its time to apologize
>>144485078I can't stand Onlyfans that have 0 fucking. What's the point? Even that Karissaeats girl on YouTube gets fucked on camera, why can't you?
>>144484826>in two games Allen has the 5th best completion percentage and 3rd best passer rating. >has four consecutive seasons of 4,000+ passing yards >consistently top 5-10 in every QB ratingThis is bad bait. Even if you criticize his decision making, which is fair, he's one of the best throwers in the league and has arm talent on par with Elway, Rodgers and other greats. Look at his 30 yard throw to Ty Johnson and compare it ti someone like Cousins or Burrow throwing.
>>144485098>spiritual victoryI accept your concession :)
>>144484739helps with understanding the full implication of the ndas they sign
>>144485080Why? He makes millions to be the worst in the league at his job.
>>144485112>concessionDebunked unfortunately
>>144484873John Mara is one of the worst owners in football. He should know better than Tepper cause he's been running a team for 20 years but he's just as stupidThis month he said he expected to see "significant improvement" this year as if his already dogshit starting QB isn't coming off an ACL tear. He probably forced Schoen to trade for Burns, wasting valuable assets and cap space for two more wins. Even if Burns were dominant he wouldn't be worth it as that could extend Daniel Jones' career. Mara knew Daboll and Schoen wanted Jones gone and he still wouldn't let them draft their own QB
>>144485100>PFFPFF? more like PFFT
>>144485069>another domeshitter magically doesn't have a defense and outdoor north team does comparisonwonder why that is
>>144485080>wahhh the oline is trash>wahhh he has no threats to throw to>wahhh the panthers gave him nothing to work with He has consistently played dogshit in every game since he's started. I don't give a shit if he's on the 70s Buccs, a good QB can at the very least squeeze out a couple of decent wins and look confident. I guarantee Andy Dalton will look marginally better.
not to be racist but why would you draft a black qb who can’t run, can’t pass, can’t stay healthy for a single game, and can’t see over his o-line?
>>144485124can this faggot get anymore cringe?
>>144484748those guys also all have great bodies save breeze, bryce is built like an eighth grader. he's likely the worst physical specimen to ever play quarterback in the nfl
>>144485124based jason being white and not a wigger
>>144485134Worse than Doug Flutie?
>>144485123Whatever helps you cope.
>>144485132Bryce was advertised as a high IQ player with a work ethic.I hope this is GMs last lesson that work ethic and IQ can only take you so far if you have no physical tools.
>>144485100>PFF
>>144485132unironically, tepper listened to the sports media lol his own coaches wanted stroud
>>144484873Thanks for Love and Big Cat!t. Seattle
>>144485133afraid notI was hoping he'd quietly retire and become one of those grumpy old vets that grumble about how pussified the league is but instead he's trying to be his faggot little brother
>>144484882He reminds me of the worst version of Favre or Cutler. Great talent and a dynamic player but has made asinine mistakes which is why the Titans are 0-2.
>>144485149lol oh fuck i forgot about this. He even had to do a damage control press conference over it too
>>144485147I wonder if he can trade his IQ for height and athleticism.
is it normal i can only run 2 minutes on the treadmill?
>>144484986The NFL fucked themselves over in the long term by making it so obvious. That game really started the rigging talk. I remember after the game everyone was saying it was rigged.
>>144485124The ceiling should have collapsed and killed them all
Two bongs
>>144485147>Be a pocket passer with no arm strength and in inability to see over the lineYeah was bound to happen.
>>144485144sure, he was a stocky jock
>>144485111Allen is a really talented motherfucker. He has to win MVP at some point.
>>1444851622 bongs and 15 bings friend
Chances of Sean Payton getting fired after the season now that he’s exposed as a Breesbaby
>>144484748That's what I'm saying. I don't think it would be so egregious he wasn't the FIRST OVERALL PICK. Them choosing him over anyone else in that draft is mind boggling retarded just from a physical standpoint
Bryce Young might soon be sent to the UFL
Blo Dixlol lmao
>>144485175he will get another year at least
kwab did (((investors))) pressure Anthony Richardson into changing his number so he’s not AR15 anymore?clueless anti-football pussies
>>144485159Probably but I absolutely hate running. I used to force myself to run 3 miles three times a week for a couple years and I hated every second of it. I just sprint now.
>>144485182Some team is going to think they can fix him and trade the panthers for him
This thread has been cursed and the Detroit Lions will now be haunted with crushing losses and injuries for the rest of the season
>>144485186MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD>his smile and optimism: gone
>>144485190Soulless
>>144485170I like the new MNF theme song. Sue me.
>>144485190Seriously?
>>144485180>>144485154reminder the panthers traded UP from the 9th pick to the 1st pick by giving up 2 1sts, 2 2nds, and DJ Moore; to draft Bryce Young.
>>144485193Like other people have said, I'm betting Miami takes him. Unless Tua is too retarded to retire and continues to mush his brains
>>144485201>those acne scarsremind me how this faggot has a wife?
>>144485210What the fuck lmao.
The Steelers are winning the division by doing absolutely nothing
>>144485144Flutie actually managed to have a long career in the NFL. Young is about to be a insurance salesman withing the next 2 years
>>144485175Sean Payton runs a very complicated offense that requires a high IQ QB and even then it will be years before they're fully comfortable.
>>144485159Normal for your country, you Arabs are fat as fuck even though you have an entire month or something dedicated to not eating, that’s honestly impressive.
F O L E SOLES
I will NEVER feel bad for any first or second round busts that are paid millions of dollars to play a sport and suck ass at it. Or any player who signed a significant contract. If you get paid to do a job you better do it.
>>144485222>The Steelers are winning the division by doing absolutely nothingMike Tomlin finally got his black dual threat QB, trust the plan.
Is there anyone more reddit than the Kelce faggots?
>>144485223Still feel bad he got benched for that playoff game
>>144485160i watched the one cowherd clip posted on youtube today with caleb williams in the title and both he and his cohost are dancing around the obvious refball last night. cowherd's schtick is that the chiefs have stepped into the patriots slot as 'always finding a way to win' while the cohost was saying they're getting it done on 'raw luck'. the remarks of both guys had a tongue in cheek tone to them. also nantz yesterday used the word 'script' close after it happened
this is the most hyped MNF intro I've ever seen>>144485242Jason is 4chan, Travis is reddit
>>144485232>yes, i have NO sympathy for a 20 year old kid!!!
>>144485242Joe Burrow.
>>144485222Trips guarantee they'll have the most dogshit looking 11-6 season ever played
>>144485248>Unironically watching Colon CowardYou guys seriously dont do this right?
>>144485213Yeah dude is definitely not going to retire
>>144485167This year is probably the year. The narrative outside of the city is that the Bills are comprised of Josh Allen and friends.
>>144485262go away skip
What position will the first Jeet play? It’s only a matter of time.
>>144485214$$$
>>144485268I dont know but they’ll be an automatic bust because he’ll be a shitter
>>144485254Stop sucking millionaires dicks
How do you feel about the Philadelphia Eagles?
>>144485213tua is such a shitskin retard. He deserves CTE and crippling muscular dystrophy as he comes into age
>>144485283Going to get destroyed by the atlanta falconsAtlanta literally owns phillybraves > filthiesfalcons > sheagleshawks > xixers
>>144485268Edge.No one will be able to handle the stench, let alone ask a lineman to actually touch him, and If they did? They would just slip right off.
>>144485193What team would do it? The only team I feel that would try it is Giants but they're probably tanking for Quinn Ewers or the others
>>144485213before having four concussions, he might have thought "if i end up having FOUR FUCKING CONCUSSIONS IN FIVE YEARS, i think it might have to quit in order to not fuck myself up for life". however, after having four fucking concussions in five years, i'm convinced that his judgement is completely shot and that he's going to fucking die on the field one day while trying to save a doomed game during garbage time
>>144484551Melanin rates of QBs are up tho
>>144485283Overhyped desu. For some reason I don't think they're elite even though they're advertised to be. Same thing with the Bengals the last few years, I can't buy into the hype and idk why
>>144485284hope it severely shortens his life and his gay brown island mommy cries ab it for my pleasure desu
>>144485312Seahawks
>>144485186>Ynr people on this general saying Bo Nix would be the best rookie
>>144485124The strobes are making it hard to tell if Italian American or Irish American. Regardless, absolute trash.
>>144484627>it's always mexicansGreat cultural enrichment there liberals...
>>144485190>>144485209yep. they probably sat him down to have a "talk". pretty obvious
>>144484627>women start the fight then dipTake his pants AND his shoes next time lmao
>Puca and Kupp dedWelp Rams are likely fucked this season
>>144485322not a chorger fan but that shit made me cry
>>144485315If he played for a better team I'd understand the will to keep playing but he plays for the fucking Dolphins. They're not going past wild card anytime soon and they haven't while he's a starter. If he's not a complete braindead lunatic he's hang the shit up, he's got guaranteed millions and a family to go home to.
>>144484511>Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for Tuesday visit>>144484560>>144484583It's absolutely based. Checkie out for the season I guess
>>144485283hatians bout to cook em
>>144485283Defense seems iffy but I think they'll get the win.
The Bengals are the team to beat in the AFC.
>Hutchinson alone has more sacks than 18 NFL teamsAnd you fags said he would bust
>>144484801just needs more help
>>144485283
>>144485365Based Maxx Crosby clone
>>144485365ive been sucking his dick since last season
>>144484860vibe check
>>144485275lel
I liked Pacheco runs :(only good thing about a queefs game
>>144485283atlanta is a better city to live in than philly
>>144485365What makes white DEs so powerful?
>>144485363this but unironically
Why the fuck are people so upset about Tua getting concussed?He isnt the first fucking QB to ever get Heem'd out of the league. For fucks sake we got to watch Luke Kuechly get carted off the field knowing it was his last snap not that long ago.
>>144484997What kind of grown man drinks bud light or any light beer for that matter?
>>144485392you know why
Is Jalen Hurts a top tier QB in this league?
>>144485392Post your fave lesser known players who got heeemed out of the league>Jahvid Best
>>144485390Chase pls
>>144485396probably forced to hold it since they're a league partnerdoesn't even look open
I unironically will pick the Falcons to win tonight. Someone convince me to pick the Eagles.
I still miss Brett Favre
>>144485414kirk coupons
>>144485396What kind of man ties the alcohol they consume to their masculinity?
>>144485414>Someone convince me to pick the Eagles.failcunts lost to the bustin fields stoolers without them ever scoring a TD at home
>>144485416
>>144485414There is literally nothing to the Falcons do better than the Eagles, besides lose
>>144485414i have my life savings on jalen hurts
my boy Kirk gonna have a career game tonight
>>144485414Primetime Kirk. Also the guy is literally a statue in the pocket even more than he was before, also the Falcons lost to the Steelers last week who didn't even score a touchdown.
>>144485344The biggest shame is that this is probably Matt’s last season and he’s gonna go out like this. He and McVay are gonna be head on fire trying to pull a win out of their ass on Sunday.
>>144485424normal men that aren't faggots like you
>>144485414Kirko Chainez's Achilles.
>>144484860it's like poetry, it rhymes
>>144485300>braves > filthies>falcons > sheagleslol
>>144485365We think everyone's a bust until proven they're not
>>144485375
>>144485424"straight" "men" that got reamed after too many lemon drop martinis
>>144485319They mightve been the least hyped team in the league coming into the year
>>144485167I thought he should've won in 2020 but Aaron Rodgers was playing out of his mind as his career in GB was entering the twilight.
>>144485392Probably because it took so few hits to do so. He hasn't been in the league that long and none of his hits have been all that bad. Kid is sofT
>>144485433Isn’t it like that one season after Johnson retired from the Lions, Stafford had to work with a bunch of no-name receivers?
>>144485268already happened>Singh has the distinction of being the only player in football history to have won an XFL Championship, a Super Bowl, and a Grey Cup.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Singh
>>144485476this dude Deshaun Watson looks fucking evil, like that dude Bob from twin peaks
>>144485160nigga the tuck rule game happened a long time before that
>>144485402Jalen Hurts is a QB in this league
>>144485474And they made it to the playoffs that year.
>>144485483kek
>>144485483looks like someone is itching for a visit from Big Tepp
>>144484917broncos are somewhere between injury ward and race to the bottom. mcglinchey has an MCL sprain and they are paper thin at pretty much all their depth spots. they're going to be playing practice squad level players in a couple weeks. they're arguably playing a psquad level QB right now
>>144485474Issue isn’t the receivers, it’s the O-Line. The guards and center are on IR, and the duo gap scheme the Rams run is hobbled rn. That plus it makes him easy to sack.
>>144485484>this dude Deshaun Watson looks fucking evilmore like a deranged coomer
>>144485493Should also mention they still had Golden Tate and signed Anquan Boldin. Not the worst options even if Boldin was 36.
>>144485483Tepper is such a kwab
CJ Stroud is the only starting NFL quarterback who has ever lost to Bryce Young.
>Geno Smith and Darnold find success after leaving the Jests
>panthers had mayfield and darnold on their roster and they're both succeeding if this isn't a huge eye opener then idk what is
>>144485483Health and safety finna show up tomorrow and mysteriously find a rat infestation.
>>144485315That or he's going to do a Chris Benoit
Where is Josh Rosen right now?
>>144485540In a synagogue, burning foreskins in offering to Moloch
>>144484881>cowturds higher than the cardinals
Reminder that my wife's son agrees that Deshaun did nothing wrong.
>>144485540he's here, playing in the cfl
>>144485540Probably working on a company and about to rise as CEO or something.
>>144485483Man, I feel bad for Panthers fans with their meddling owner.
>>144485363>0-2They sure have been beat alright
>>144485551>exposing your kid that type of language that early
She can't dance (or sing)
>>144485551kek what a tan child
nobody is rating the cowsharts over the cardinals
>>144485568>implying he isn't already calling random people that on PSN+
If it's fourth and long in a convert-or-lose situation, and you don't memechuck it and tell the receiver to look for contact to draw a flag, you don't want to win.
>>144485536>>1444855322 games is not successful. You faggots will all be saying they are gutter trash next time they lose a game or if they end up losing in the playoffs.
>>144485569i love her so much bros
>>144485569Tay Tay's real talent is making haters seethe
>>144485580How dare you. I've been a Geno, Darnold, and Bakey truther for years now.
>>144485569>white wimmin
>>144485587I can't hate on her too much, she's really good at indoctrinating young women, I wish I was half as good as her
Are all Ravens fans criminals?
>>144485406i genuinely believe they will be. the defensive line is almost completely injured, the CB2 has never played the position until this year and they held mahomes to his career low passing yards and 2 INTs. the starting RT is out and the OL is already performing like the best unit they've had since 2015. burrow historically starts slow and he just had the best week 2 game of his career.
>>144485600yes, players too
>>144485570the sewage pollution in Lake Erie eats the harsh sun rays while bouncing the warm glowing ones off
>>144485584Based bland sex enjoyed
>>144485600>he doesn't knowAll AFCN fans are.
>>144485569
>Deebo injured again along with CMC>Rams lost Puca and KuppMy berds have a chance to do the funniest thing
>>144485489People weren't calling the NFL rigged in the 2000s and early 2010s. I swear that Jags AFCC is what started it. It's become so common the NFL made a commercial last year trying to play along with the script jokes.
>>144485580True but that's mostly because I don't like the Vikucks
>>144485618Jesus Christ lel
>>144485580how many playoff wins does the panthers have since netwon's departure? baker has 1 already with only 1 year with the bucs. your cat team is trash lololololololololol
>>144485618kek
>>144485618its called autism anon
>>144485598>she's really good at indoctrinating young womenyeah but that doesn't require any talent or skill at all, kinda like playing three card monte on black people
>>144485638Feet.
If you think it's scripted then put bets on the chief to win.If it's so obvious then you should be happy.You could make enough money to move out of your mom's house
>>144485623>People weren't calling the NFL rigged in the 2000s and early 2010s.I was. Patriots were the BIGGEST ref babbies until Brady and Kraft stopped playing along. >mfw they were great anyway after that
I love the Eagles
queefs are butthurty I see
>Jewish jannies deleted my postlel
>>144485638Is she retarded? Why is she getting so excited over a falling piece of paper?
>>144485650I do.
>>144485569I like Tay
>>144485660There's a giga-autist who feels the need to reply to every post shitting on them. Definitely a bandwagoner who thinks Taytay will sleep with him or save the white race or something.
is atlanta a good city to live in?
>Puka on IR>Kupp on IR>McCaffrey on IR>Deebo will now miss a few weeksIt keeps happening NFCWestbros...
>DEEBO, HELP ME!!!
I expect the Eagles to just wear the Falcons down with 15 play drives and win with a score of like 27-10. I hope I'm wrong though because I want a good game, we all do.
>>144485618reminder, she's a /b/tard
>>144485623you can swear all you like and still be wrongthis is what started it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnhVPnYKY7I
>mfw the game clock seconds and the play clock sync up perfectly
>>144485683No CMC no wins
Mahomes really dodged a bullet. If the Bengals won that OBJ interception would have become a permanent highlight reel.
Seahawks are 2-0. Why isn't anyone sucking them off?
i thought deebo was a running back did they permanently make him a receiver
>>144485680Shut the fuck up buncofaggot. You literally are paid to spam webms in every thread of the flu game
>>144485028I miss this lil nigga
>>144485668must have had an active mod on here for the first time ever because I had a post deleted before I refreshed to see it
The Eagles defense is good actually.
>>144485654they didn't stop playing along, they got caught cheating, multiple times, so the NFL stopped granting them so much favor for a couple years
>>144485073You haven't seen Bryce play, he literally jumps to see over the oline. He's been the least pressured QB these past 2 weeks and hasn't done anything.
>>144485669she knows how to get attention
>>144485683>I CAN'T BROCK, I HAVE MY OWN PROBLE- AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>144485650Chiefs betting lines always suck unless you do the spread and they hardly ever beat the spreadYou'd probably win like 2 or 3 bucks from money line betting 10 on the Chiefs against the Falcons
>>144485694Because it's week 2
>>144485694who have they even played? Also hard capped with Geno as your starting QB unfortunately
>>144485708lol he actually believes this
>>144484956If you add fumbles it has to look worse for Lawrence
>>144485618I came
>>144485683>>144485713These never fail to make me chuckle
>>144485717jew england and denver
>>144485622it would be pretty funny
>>144485706It's good. Not great like 2022 but not terrible like last year.
FUCK YOU TEPPER PIG, YOU GAVE EVERYTHING FOR MIDGET YOUN
>>144485736yeah so two bye weeks in a row essentially
Beards are just makeup for men…change my mind
>>144485694They’re too busy celebrating the death of the Niners and Rams.
>>144485681No
4-13
>>144485746Well they had to go to OT to beat the Pats...
Remember when Rams fags thought they were superbowl bound 2 weeks ago?
>>144485744>YOUNBros... he didn't finish his post. I think Tepper got to him.
>>144485682
Ok but what did Trump mean by 0-2 after the chiefs win?
THE RED RIFLE IS BACK BABY PANTHERS ARE PLAYOFF BOUND
>>144485744Tepper being a hedge fund guy was a giant red flag those shits be staffed by the most inbred nepo babies on the planet because it’s all ran by AI it’s not surprising he wanted to feel like a big man in charge
>>144485744Should keep Bryce in so they get the first overall pick next year
>>144485759Pats are a feisty team. That's what you like to see from rebuilding squads.
>>144485774He was talmbout the bungles and joeybaumsworld.
coach primate
>>144485763You can tell that anon is actually raging irl
>>144485739>>144485622>Berds one game away from winning the division in 2021>Think winning their division is hilarious
>>144485674Based>>144485715Then bet your life savings and you can double it ever 3 seasons.If it's so rigged then it's guaranteed money, right?
>>144485760Ayyy fuck you ese! We still got a Mickey Mouse ring!
>>144485681It has more gays than San Fran
>>144485783gets the 5 dollar meal deal at KFCFinga lickin' good!
>>144485783what the FUCK leaf?
>>144485783And there it is
Remember when everyone in media was creaming their pants over DeMarvion Overshown last week? kek how did that work out
>>144485795That's more than the Viqueers have
Good evening gentleman who are we rooting for tonight? I will have to root for pzifer ads and car ads myself.
>>144485689>>144485623>>144485654Apart from the serious butthurt faggots that took it too literally, refball was banter shit against the Patriots.Want to know why EVERY FANBASE screams refball and any 1 score game is a shitfest of what the losing "fanbase" can dredge up the most missed called, bad calls, etc?Pic related.Top map was from 2018, bottom map is 2024 most recent.Of course there is also the rise of half of America idolizing one of the shittiest billionaires in the Country, and being in denial about it because they liked the completely manufactured depiction of them on the apprentice, and going down a spiral of losing all morals into depravity.But I really do think it's more the degenerate gamblers controlling the narrative. They're the ones refreshing every play by play with the most on the line to lose.
>>144485775Not with that defense lmao
>>144485694We don't really know what kind of team they are until Week 6 or 7. They could end up 4-3 or 7-0/6-1
When is the BULLJUNK gonna be cut?
>>144485796Peculiar...
>>144485796lol
>>144485681Not. Lived downtown
If you aren't an Eagles fan you literally hate America.
>>144485694Their entire history
>>144485789Cards fans never expect to win anything, it's how they cope>t. cards fan
I wish that boomer schizo had shot David Tepper instead of missing Drumpffucking jew retard and his midget bust QB
>>144485826All of America hates Philadelphia. You're like the cuckold version of New York
I think the kelce Brothers are the final straw for me. As an eagles fan I could always tell Jason was a raging faggot being forced week in and week out and now it's so obvious.
>>144485826I despise americans and handegg. Futbol is a far superior sport and Europe has many walkable cities within its countries. Very nature-centric and people are just smarter over there
>>144485841How so?
>>144485831Don't worry anonAndy Dalton will save the Panthers :^)
>>144485841I stopped caring about their podcast in 2022. I could just tell it was going to turn into slop
>>144485842Ah, a true hustle and bustler
>>144485826It's dinner time, retard.
>>144485807Gambling is cancer. There needs to be laws that only allow the ads to be as basic as possible and for the apps/websites to be incredibly bland and boring to look at.
>>144485807Not bad
>>144485826I hate gays and Philadelphia. Redundant I know
>>144485841anyway go cowboys
>>144485654Chiefs refbal is far far far far far more egregious than the pats
>>144485841If the NFL and Amazon want to pay you a fuck ton of money to be a personality I don't think anyone is gonna turn that down.
>>144485831oy vey
>>144485857if you cant tell that video is a prop satire video then you are a fucking retard that deserves to have your nuts snipped off
>>144485858There should be laws against showing sports betting ads altogether
>if you cant tell that video is a prop satire video then you are a fucking retard that deserves to have your nuts snipped off
>>144485043Yeah I don’t get the point of becoming fat to lift more. Unless you’re honestly close to national lifts you end up looking silly. Plus I hate fat >people
>>144485817when u gibs me wunna dem wangz
>>144485817Why does Coach Primate think about castrating livestock?
>>144485807nobody had ever heard of that tuck rule shit and the talking heads spent the next week trying to explain it to everybodyit was an actual rule, and it was really in the rule book, but no one had ever heard of it before because no one had ever seen it calledif you think i'm exaggerating go ahead and think about how many years you've been watching football and how many times you have ever seen the tuck rule called since the tuck rule game
>>144485906>>144485906>>144485906No viqueers allowed general made
>>144485063Same. It hurts in sports but I was still fine in high school. Hasn’t hurt me socially or professionally.Guessing the same for you because you aren’t insecure either.
>>144485623>People weren't calling the NFL rigged in the 2000s and early 2010sTry 1983.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKqswD4z9b0Journalist "died" soon after this btw
>>144485069Considering one has already been to an owl, can you really compare them?
>>144485807Also I just realized how fucking pissed this map is making me now.When it came to literal legalized cartels coming in and shaking down addicted gamblers like moneyblocks in mario it took our bipartisan legislators less than a decade to get legalized sports gambling as easy as ordering a pizza pie approved in nearly 4/5th off all fucking states in the union. >>144485917Right man, but we all shat on the Patriots with refball, and pointed out those rules, or all the cheating scandals, and only if a truly rabid patshater took the bait would they get into an 80 hour long discussion about the tuckrule.Feels like since the rise of sportsbook apps and all those draftking ads, every single 1 score game has 50 different recliner referees dissecting how the team they bet their money got screwed by the rigging refs. Because there's no possible otherway my informed bet could lose.All this shit just doesn't feel like the spirit of football anymore man.
>>144484627Throwing beer on a Mexican is like giving water to a plant
>>144484823
>>144485190Gay. I now hope he’s a bust
>>144485254Why should I?
>>144485268Never. They are complete dogshit at sports. The state of Nebraska has more Olympic medals than India. And most of the Indian medals are from British colonials in the 30s and 40s
>>144485284>>144485315You don’t get it. Tua’s going to play, get another concussion, but then he’ll forget about the first couple concussions. Then he won’t play scared because he only remembers the last two. Rinse and repeat. Honestly a gigabrained move by Tua. Might be why he’s so susceptible to concussions.
>>144485600>Baltimore>not all criminal-AmericansAnon…
>>144485681>majority black city>good place to livePick one
