>>144485925
this is the thread
good thread
The takedown will be there for Alex Pereira
Population of Canada: 39 millionPopulation of Georgia: 4 millionCurrently active Canadian UFC champions: 0Currently active Georgian UFC champions: 2
The takedown will be there for Zatdaddy Chadmaev
DDP is the best trash talker in MMA history because he unironically BTFOs you with facts and logic
the discord lost
Cantender tonight
Gapedcus still hasn't heard from Nasty Vasti since she entered Chadesanya's locker room.
need yalls to keep it down, im workin here
>i'm him brudda i'm himsoon
>>144499052
is daniel zellhuber a common name in mexico?
>>144498925>Based. I had dream zatdaddy got many takedown on rob. Then he move to high mount to put his cock into REDDITaker's mouth and start to fuck his mouth until he drop a big load. Then Zatdaddy suck the cum out of faggot whittaker mouth and spit the cum back onto him! >Zatdaddy is going to have his way with FAGGOTaker and do whatever he want with him.
With a Sphere you can host any fights you want
>>144499082this but funironically
Why hasnt colby fought yet this year?
>>144499121He's waiting for a washed fighter over 35 to win a title shot off of
Who is the private Pyle of the UFC
When? When did I start waiting for my opponent to make the first move?
>>144498917So true
>>144499213Cruz is about to go on the most epic revenge arch in history
>>144499141Gomer Pyfer
merbbros
>>144499006>half caste with those tatsdon't you have to kill and eat somebody to get those?
>>144499352reddit's favorite little troll doll epo goblin
i fucked merab dvalishvili
Is this true?
O’Malley needs hip surgery which is why he is planning to take such a big layoff
>>144499433>hip surgery at 29
>>144499352He cute.
You now remember Sean O Malley the guy who's head coach is a barista
>>144499459>The 29-year-old suffered a torn labrum in his hip 10 weeks ago but managed the injury through a fight camp to take on Merab Dvalishvili at UFC 306 on Saturday in Las Vegas. >He will undergo surgery during the first week of October and said his Octagon return could be delayed up to one yearNigga got a torn labia
Performance of the Night should've gone to Lopes, also his throat grabbing will become iconic
>>144499415Merab fucking sucks and gets assraped every other weekend in sambo
merat dvourswilly killed the sport of mma
>>144499545You sound mad
>>144499560Jake Paul would murder him in MMA
sean got fraud checked against merbcompare gooby performance vs khabib to sean vs merb he aint that guy
Diegaped lobussy is the throat goat
https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1836088694094111119?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ>Sean O’Malley has told @adinross that he will undergo surgery on his hip on October 3rd following a torn labrum injury he suffered 10 weeks prior to his #NocheUFCdefeat to Merab Dvalishvili.>This is the reason for his planned extended layoff following this defeat.Said it before, cucklley is too fragile to ever be a dominant or consistent fighter.He’s also a bum kwab
>>144499530López was throat grabbing during the Danny gay fight, the kid has a weird tick like dustbin porier fixing his shorts. It’s gonna get him knocked out.
>>144499590Literally every fighter in the history of the sport has been injured retard
what a BUMLMAO
>>144499590should've just pulled out like every doggi
i hope volkov is training and not combing his hair
Khamzat Chimaev, the wolf that once was. After his last couple of performances it seems as if he's lost some steam, the fire that he possessed in those early UFC days seems to have gone out of him and with that his reputation. Let's see if he can rekindle that flame with a win against Robert Whittaker.
>>144499637Ummm. Let's not
seea brady > khamzat chimaev
if whittaker loses to shitmaev i'm gay
>>144499595I know its a tic, and Im sure someone will try to exploit it. Then either Lopes plays 4D chess and uses it to bait people, or goes full on Rocky arc overcoming his trauma
>>144498999Culo
>>144499651>>144499637I keep on fallin' in and outOf love with youI never loved someoneThe way that I love you
>>144499665You’re gay either way
We really gotta watch pena vs pennington right before epic chama man
>>144499718shan't watch neither
>>144499718Schaub break
>>144499596Not Jim Miller.
>>144499718no we don't
>>144499718Chenko set Wmma back 100 years
>>144499802this picture goes hard
Jake Paul owns danaredit
>>144499810frfr, you know he aint finna step to unc
>>144499810>>144499851Stop talking like low IQ hoodrats on /heem/
Jon Jones took Anthony Smith to a decision.
>>144499866You'll finna know it
>>144499866I was making fun of spanigga. You on some cracka nerd shit doe frfr.
>>144499856based, fuck dog owners we cat owners for life
cat owners keep boxes of schaubs in their homes
why does he look like hes wearing a mask
I kick the shit out of cats when they try and rub on my leg
>>144499945we know y'little demon spwan b
>>144499141Thomas I Aspinall
Karate tomorrow
>>144499866Unc wilin’ fr onG
>>144500008>greece vs macedoniadicey bapa
>>144499927Not everyone lives on a council estate b, some of us have land
>>144499995Talmbout “The Bane of Bones Jones” Thomas Paul Aspinall?
Dogs? Cats? Let's talk about a real animal: The wolf. The wolf of Chechnya, Khamzat Chimaev. He's getting a big shot at the top dogs of the middleweight division when he takes on Robert Whittaker. Something you would cancel your wedding for.
>>144500042Kir Ahmet is a traditional Greek name
>>144500071i dont know how to read i simply look at the fighter's flag. oopsies
Khamzat Chimaev, the wolf turned puppy: a tragic tale of how one of the most feared fighters became a joke of two divisions.
It's a sphere. Show some bloody respect.
>>144500046The seat warmer himself yes
>>144500147Jones is the seat warmer thoughalready told you to give up the gimmick b you're floundering
THE DOAT (Duckest of All Time)
The King of 178 Khamzat Chimaev
Khazmat had a pager...
>>144500204Nobody cares who you boy clozachomo
>>144499392Nah, he's reddit enemy number 1 ever since embarrassing Aldo, Peeyoder and now the cuck king himself. Yeah, that's my boy!
The howling wolf of twitter, Khamzat Chimaev
Reddits enemy number 1 is any Russian fighter
Jon said he’s around 250lbs now yet he’s noticeably more trim, chatting shite perhaps?
>>144500215The 'doms Sanjay... I'm waiting...
>ALEX YER YELLA BELLIED SUNUVA GUN THIS SPHERE AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US, NOW DRAW!
>>144500260Clozasubby waiting for a daddy dom to wipe his poopies?
>>144500258Okay, now that watch is fucking epic.
>>144500258Jon Jones and Alex Pereira. Who would've thought they would stand right beside each other posing for a picture? Crazy world we live in.
I’ll heem you all with a pager
>>144500296No tandoori no tip Raj be quick now
>>144500323on minecraft though right?
>>144500289Jon Jones and Alex Pereira, what a picture. Who would've thought we would see them face to face posing for a picture as if they're about fight. Life truly takes strange twists and turns.
>>144500258>jones always in brokeback mountain cosplay y'from upstate newyork b.
luke thomas worships mexicans and blacks
>>144500448his mujer is colombian, rayciss!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cEtZ02ge9EOH BILL BELICHICK!
>>144500289Jones smiling because he knows he can stimulate Alex
>>144500448But do the mexicans and blacks worship him? No.
>>144500289>>144500541Jones only faces off with guys he knows he's never fighting
>>144500448What’s wrong with that?
ynr poosman doing the photo op with Jan and that he still pretends like he would ever do that fight
Alex Jones
Belel should be cut
>janAnother guy Jon ducked
3 undisputed champions are one fight away from being cut
>>144500634I agree. Anti-semites have no place in the ufc.
>>144499590>Had a legit injury to explain why he underperformed>Doesn't really matter because is an injury that ends careers and even if he comes back he needs an extended lay off so he won't be the same either way
>>144500634He should also be released from the company. A palestinian fighter as a champion does not look good for a jewish company like TKO
im gonna say it
>>144498917Currently active American UFC champions: 0
>>144500685Have you bought the rope yet
Jon would be -400 vs Alex. Worst possible matchup for Alex
>>144500713population: 3.5 billion
>>144500258Back in lhw he was 225lbs, 25lbs at his height isn't going to make him look that much different, also he was really fat at the beginning of the year, definitely much heavier than 250lbs
Mexirope lmao
>>144500743Looking for prices.
yeah, shut the fuck up while im working
>>144500782wagie ragie, ill be as loud as I want
I promised my Sensei I would never use my powers on another human being... but the girl I asked out today had the gall to say no, and she must pay...
>>144500870Enjoy your three day vacation
>>144499596Yes but this particular injury, the hip, excuses his inability to get back to his feet. Now under normal circumstances we could chalk this up to excuses and embarrassing cope. HOWEVER, Henry Ceruno came out BEFORE the fight and said O'Malley was injured and couldn't get off his back in training. Therefore, by third party pre-confirmation, O'Malley has a valid excuse and the loss is permissible, unironically.Bad win for Merab. He's not as good as we thought.
>>144500908I am not going anywhere
>>144500876asking a girl out is creepy incel shit. you are supposed to make the initial approach by bluntly asking for sex over a digital medium. face to face interaction before a hookup is basically rape.
>>144500927This is all wrong. You’re meant to run up behind and put a bag over her head. Women love a dominant man who takes the initiative
OHHHHH IT'S TIGHT
>>144500926I don’t want you here
The classic "I want make excuses"*one day later**Uhhhh actually I was super injured for that fight doesn't count"
>>144500986We are here together forever
>>144500991nigga shoulla pull out like a doggi finna do frfr
BEASTrab - proves he is injured before the fightguy BEASTrab killed - fakes being injured after the fight
>>144500870holy based>>144500908he said he's not going anywhere
Releasing schaub gas by cheese stores is a good tip for any heemsters out and about in public
>>144501039I’m afraid Umdaddy won’t pull out when he’s hittin merabussy in dagestan doggy
>>144500908Uhhh… b… might want to brush up on the rules. Your post is bannable as well. Trust me the paki tranny janny bong is on a warpath this week setting wildfires across /heem/. I saw an anon get banned for literally just poo-naming a fighter. (POOrier PISSlam for example). Ever since the news that Khalil was fighting Pooatan instead of Magomed, janny hasn’t been the same since.
>>144500967A bag? Sissy. Just smack her with an iron bar.
>-7sugacels...
>>144501205You tell when Madame Xneed hasn’t slept in a few days because the post get a little extra schizo
huebros why do brazilian women all have deep ass voices while the men have little mousy voices? famous example: mma champion anderson silver
>>144500540this is sick
I actually agree with Joe Rogan on the standing up rulesTime is already a major factor in MMA and is why we see a lot of things succeed and fail. For example, a lot of high level jiu jitsu is about trying to build incremental advantages over time until you can actually try something. With 5 minute MMA rounds, where you'll have the position reset at the end of it, and the amount of options you have available to you is already narrowed by grounded strikes, also having to worry about making things look active enough to the ref makes guard work essentially obsolete in MMA. You're already trying to speed run ground interactions sith the clock, while also evading strikes, losing a somewhat safe position where you can actually work from kills Jiu Jitsu dead in it's coffin
Jon Jones. The only man to beat Anthony Smith
>>144501394Boring fucking post. Take that shit to Reddit.
the nigga say ironical
>>144501302ok whats the girl example
>>144501531all of them
>>144501290Wow more played out retard saying the same shit over and over on an anonymous MMA board. No one thinks your lazy slop schtick is funny, you just look like a slobbering paki bong with mental issues. I would say seek help but I know your probably living in an impoverished area where you poo in the streets.
218lbs vs 259lbs happening on the cantender tonight
the ufc is over
>>144501477He actually agrees with Joe Rogan though actually
The steatorrhea stained skateboarder of south Florida has begun her sneethe
>>144501588>named tallison>is tallHeh
>>144501557I don’t know about him but if you ever spoke that way to me irl I’d heem you, take you to an isolated room, and do whatever I wanted to you while you could do nothing to resist whatever happens.
>>144501591
Hottest female ufc fighter pic?
There's a hue with the nickname Jon Jones fighting on the cantender series today
>>144501655Madame wouldn’t resist xhe enjoys being forcefully gaped on account of the ol’ AGP
>>144501693Will this win him or lose him points with dana?
>>144501691the one of fingers covered in girlcoom and a hair
Can any zoomers ITT tell me wtf a "chiwiwi" is?
>>144501664Dana Abdelazis
>>144501655I’m the only one here who trains and has heemed lol. The only one to give a gym location while (probably you) ducked. I would scrub your nose on the pavement like a mop before flattening your nose with a soccer kick.
>>144501740makes me ill just to be reminded of it
>>144501726>This kid thinks he's fuckin jon jones? Yeah, right. Listen. No matter what you think about Jon Jones, he's the greatest fighter on planet earth. Listen! Jon Jones gets locked into a room with ANY man on planet earth, Jon Jones is comin out of that room with a little bit of cum on his lips! Jon fuckin Jones is P4P greatest fighter OF ALL TIME!
>>144501710Yeah that’s right. Keep your tail tucked and your eyes down bitch bong. Speak through someone else when you address me. You know your betters don’t you Ramesh?! Good little Brazza cum slurping faggy.
>>144500008wtf erik perez is in KC now ohnono>inb4 James Vick-esque KO
Xneed trains xer sphincter to not spray steatorrhea all over the floor (it didn’t work)
>>144501838I’d heem you until you’re unconscious and send your family your teeth to torment them
>>144500008>paki fighting for a titlekarate combat is something else
>>144501928Good. You’ve cowered, submitted and conceded to me. Keep it moving and remember what happened today Ramesh
>>144501964Calm down Madame we wouldn't want you to squirt steatorrhea all over your mums floor again
The foolish disregard Me, when clad in human semblance.
Xpammy is off his game today... Not fighting like he used to...
>>144502038Diablo Topuria...
>>144502094He knows his betters. Best to let him rest now
Much like Tony Madame Xneed is on an 8 fight losing streak to autogynephilia, zoophilia, incontinence, drug addiction, and depression
joe pyfer heems dricus
>>144502149Car grash fight b
I think all of these warriors should have a chance to fight until the end, therefore, all stoppages are early stoppages. Let. them. fight.
>>144502146Keep digging Ramesh. The loo is almost complete!
>>144502092Khabib is currently training the Trump defense force in an underground facility
Trains with the dookster dan and is fighting on contender series tonight. Is he good or is he a blood diamond type can?
You guys can watch peanut white's cantender peeries, I'll be having sex.
>>144502427What's his name
>>144502427Alright b. I'll remember that.
>>144502358He's a savage, kid.
>>144502427What's his name?
>>144502222>2222DO NOT REDEEEEEM
>>144502427What’s her name?
>>144502427 how much he cost?
Chills.
OH JOE THATS TIGHT THIS MIGHT BE IT JOE
>>144498829Fuck Dana
>>144502427Bros before bros
>>144502702Wigger
Topuria looks more spanish than georgian
>>144502946He is a very handsome young man.
>>144502946That's a good thing.
>>144503039He's not you're getting swayed by his well groomed beard and fashionable style...
is merab paying prostitutes like colby?
Ilia “5’5 in shoes” Topuria
>>144503241nah they pay him
>>144503241He bought thousands of bottles of baby oil
>The champion of /heem/ has a name, and that name is GOATles GODliveira>Makes trannies seethe>Makes trannies furiously sift through their endless brazza porn folders in response
Grasso feet
usyk got arrestedsomeone tell /box/ I shant be going there
Dana White's Stool Inspector Series
>>144503701
>>144503743was it for being based?
>>144502671damn peon fell off
women are stronger than men
>>144502671wtf didnt know he was title a contention level fighter
>>144503908making honda throw punches on camera is a humiliation ritual
stop playin with me nigga
>>144503938>220 poundsHe's smaller than LHWs when they walk into the cage, he should move down to MW.
>>144504033geoff neal is 215 in the cage kek
>>144503908This happened like 20 years ago
hey, how come Ode Osbourne didn't keep that same energy past round 1?
Khabib has been reduced to posting cardio pictures on social media. He's basically a woman now. Men don't do well with early retirement.
>>144504060abough 25-26 yairs ago to be egzact, b.
>>144504113im done you can use it now bradda
hey, how come /heem/ has never made a schaubjak?
>>144503908The Dudley Boys would have dropped that cunt through an table
>they cloned smiff in russia
>>144503908Fucking KEK
>>144504131
Kevin Lee to meng FC
>>144503908'fraid so
if you were the meng of meng fc would you matchmake kelvin pee to get peached up or to do the peachin?
People are still posting in this general after last Saturday?
>>144504245we don't watch that crap here
>>144504245'fraid soI was just 3 days late for my retarded joke
>>144504190Chu come work for me meng
>>144504190what a fumble by daner
>>144504190ohhhhh he's getting tko'd
>>144504264is this real?
>>144504160yes
>>144504190SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>144504282why is UFC allowed to clone
>>144504281Afraid so. He's lost the weight since. This was a year before diaz. He might have ballooned up again
>>144504190tony...the rematch...
>>144504296hey Bulgaria, do the thug shake
>>144504296Reminder to just be yourself unironically
>>144504141We have one but I won't post it because it's an ACKjak, very disrespectful to the Schaub family.
>>144504379do it
>*demands a title shot in you're path*
>>144504385
>>144499942Flat maxilla/face
Here we respect the Schaub family.
>>144499942because of the black mouthpiece and darkness around his eyes
HAWK TUAH!
>>144504404All beasts.
>>144502946Its the style
>>144504458Kill you're self
Realistically, how do you defend this?
>>144499942Zesty twink
>>144504558you're gay
>>144504546Dont be drunkDrunk guys are the easiest to beatI could unironacally beat a UFC champ if he is drunk
>>144504571>Nooo you cant call others to be effeminate faggotsShut upHe look like an effeminate zesty twinkThats the truth
>>144504595That’s just a projection of your own nafri (spit) brain
>>144504610You are either blind or another effeminate low t cuck He literally has no masculine features
>>144504595straight people don't use the word tw*nkyou're gay
>>144504634>people dont call other faggots/zesty/twinks to insult themOK faggot
>>144504145AND THAT SON OF A BITCH IS STUCK IN A TRANCE!
>A dream in front of the depths of sorrow: >the roses lose their leavesSOON
>>144504632In reality all that is you, fag
muzzies are constantly outing themselves as poofters here it's mad
Why bongs are so effeminate and gay ?
>>144504696>Projection
>noooo fucking men in the ass is NOT gay!
>>144504668You the K1 faggot poster ?Mad that i called on your zesty chinkoids ?
>>144504696It’s the /crap/ menace
>>144504702>seethe when people call a zesty twink faggot a zesty twink faggot LmaoOnly a twink faggot like you would get mad>>144504711>Noo he doesnt look lik an effeminate cuck faggot because... because he isnt okay
>>144504714It’s okay if you’re a fag, Ahmed. Being a fag is legal in France. You don’t have to sneak around the back of the mosque with your boyfriend anymore.
>>144504715No wonder he seethe when i said the jap faggot was a zesty twink
>>144504749Lmao he is a madGet out of the closet effeminate faggot
>Gay sexually repressed algerian calling everyone a fag Hmmm
>>144504432thank you, the fabled Schaubjak, I'll remember you spanish anon, come UFC 307
Beastly thread.
>>144504777many such cases
>Muslim thinking about raping children
>>144504810>Bongoloids faggots dont want the world to know they are the biggest nonces in the worldLmao terminally online nonce
Did I hit a nerve hamed? Kek
>>144504546Hands up and you won't ever get heemed by a slap
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_SavileThe eternal angloWhy are they like this ?Is this they project so much on faggotry and noncery ?
Jimmy savile was algerian
>sees perfectly normal looking jap>omg look at that heckin effeminate zesty twink!>*hides boner*
merab dvalishvili is a white american champion
>>144504546hit em with my foolproof combo
>>144504863>perfectly normal looking japMaybe if you are an effeminate twink faggot like himBut he look like a gay faggot
>>144504863>no no you’re the fag why is everyone around me a fagCertainly not me projecting
>Operation Jew Tree
Mildly sloshed Smiffing a schaub on the welch
im comin for that belt du plesser
>>144504874unlike you i'm capable of seeing a man and not instantly thinking of gay sex
https://youtu.be/IIPf4Rqa4CI?si=4A5JXGLPfO15AwCwWhy bongs are like this ?
>>144504894I dontYou did, fucking projecting faggotI just said he was an effeminate cuck and its the truthNot my problem you are that low t
>>144504899both of those individuals are of jewish descent
>>144504899They’re exactly like you just open about their faggatory
remember when tony was good? time goes by so fast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP9UGgm0r3o
Ms. K-1 and Scotbussy can't seem to stop talking about gay boners and gay sex huh?
How many times has this paki said effeminate cuck low t in this threadDudes head is like a merrigoround of repressed Muslim homosexuality LMAO
>>144504914your exact words were “zesty twink”
Khamzat may be a wolf but Dricus is a bear.
>>144504942You desperately need BBC I'm afraid.
>p-please stop exposing the epidemic of homosexuality in the islamic community
>>144504946Dricus is a bottom.
>>144504955kosher post
>>144504918>>144504916No they bong nonces Get out the closet faggotYou should be thrown out of a roof
>>144504973halal post*
>>144504955I’ve had enough of the British Broadcasting Corporation thank you very much. Stupid chink.
>>144504960You have a lot of gay thoughts in your head and bussy thoughevermorebeit.
>>144504980kek what's the difference doe
>>144504978Learn English.
>>144504945>No dont say zesty twink, it remind me of myself >>144504955He need a good burning or defenestration And ? Hit a nerve faggot ?
The chomocord is gearing up for another late night meltdown and goon sesh I fear.
>>144504978keep that same energy for your fellow muzzies
>>144505016talmbout the pakicord?
>>144505024harsh but true
Ms. K-1 has gone back to the chomocord to begin the dog dick goon sesh with Ms. AGP.
>Call zesty twink to be a zesty twink>Bong nonce start to seethe and go on a schizo rambling because it hit too closeAccording to bong nonce, effeminate/zesty people dont exist
Algeria is in a full blown gay boy tail spin melt down KEK
>>144505043
Ms. K-1 has come crawling back for some more BBC already?
>>144505024>chinksDidnt you cry for a chinky fag ?>gay muslimOxymoron Its bongoloids that are nounces
>>144505053Mf tried sucking his tongue through his bussy to avoid saying his Umdaddy's name.
>>144505067>>144505062>>gay muslim>Oxymoron
>>144505075You need BBC I'm afraid.
>>144505081where did your bf go
BUH GOD THAT'S UMDADDY'S MUSIC*Dancing Queen by ABBA starts reverberating throughout the arena*
hello
>>144505096Are you mad at me?
>>144505107why did you answer my question with a question
>>144505115Don't be mad at me please.
>>144505138
i wonder how many gay dagestanis hate their lives
Daddysanya!
we don't watch that crap here.
>>144505158why would they, they hang out with their bros and inspect bamhole all day
headkicks arent real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzkIlBPEbw0its up
>>144505259unironically not a very hard kick, landed with the foot and didn't follow through at all
>>144505259Dat the dood that almost insta heemed someone, let him recover and got heemed?
How much do I need to pay to get headkicked by Valentina?
does gane even know what a NFT is?
>>144505024I just got hear, whatup
damn i thought nina was ugly but she looked cute hete
>>144505310he can't even read
>>144505293is that the dimeless shitters podcast
>>144505310Gane is a ludite that wishes to return to the middle ages guild system of production.
>>144505318Glasses and exposed bob
All cockasians lose their next fight
>>1444990061 bong
>>144505401>>144505178
>>144499006aww shit they got hannibal lecter
>>144505391talmbout canada b
>>144499006Is that another white cunt pretending to be maori
>>144498829There are too many brazillians in the cantender series, they should diversify it more.
>>144505567With Brazilians you get a little of everything tho
>>144505494yeah I remember seeing his vids on youtube get randomly recommended to me, it's a really small channel and I forgot about him until I saw he was on can series. Anyway, dudes half-caste at the very best. I thought maori only gave those tattoos for guys who kill somebody and eat them? Like even the maori maori don't do the face tats anymore, just legs and shit.
>>144505391who do you got in the upcoming bout of paul crap and bo nigger?
>from Armenia>is named ArmanReal original.
>>144505318Goblina
>its a christian>named Christianhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
gregor gillespie
>>144505626Mediterranean Evropean.
Well brazzas, looks like reddit won't let me create an account without giving an email address. Back to posting on heem.com. At least you guys won't be able to downdoot all of my comments.
>>144505318She's cute for 40
>>144505366There's nothing like the comfort of a average looking woman's vagina. Something you're used to.
>>144505366She's one of like 3 wmmas who is kino
>>144505641use a throwaway and go back
>>144505584It's all a larp like everything else
>>144505318Ngl I would spaff on her face if given the chance
>>144505567Your kind are the only people that care about MMA outside of former soviet states and broke wrestler.
>Hispanics/Mexicans>O'Malley getting wrestled to decision>Gimmick great-or-terrible giant screenYep, the UFC is finished after that card, didn't watch it
>>144505641We only upvote hear friend because (You)s are the only currency we have :)
>>144505675You are Jealous because Dana won't make a love letter to Pakistan event.
>>144505680Exactly. It's actually amazing, literally every single thing I'd write on r/mma would get instantly downdooted, even if I was objectively correct
>>144505663I'll think about it. Heem.com is probably much more unhealthy compared to r/mma
r/WMMA is the place to be.
Lads icl my puss heeming exploits did NOT pan out today and I'm feeling a bit down
put your real flag on clozaphile
39 days until Gane fights.
When is Josh Emmett fighting?
can't believe sean is gonna be out for a whole year instead of his usual 9 month turnaround
Alopecia Volkanovski
I can't believe this year had just 9 months.
>>144505662true
>>144505784the only thing that plays in my brain is Josh Emmett shadowboxing so technically he's always fighting
Gerald Meerschaert is on a winstreak.
>>144505784Josh Emmett vs a randomly selected WMMA fighter every week
Finna go home and heem my meng
fragile cucklley tried to turn around to quick after the chito fight, tore his pussy and ended his career lmfao
How many bongs till Scatna's Cumtenders?
>>144505903Wow. Cool
>>14450591515 bings
You now remember red hot prospect Mirsad Bektić.
Fuck Dana? Well don't mind if I do! Ungghh
Omalley won that shit
>>144505959I remember him getting weemed the fuck out
If you think Merab won you're just gay
You guys realize Conor had the best peak in MMA history right Like in terms of actual MMA, not star power. Nobody could fuck with him at his best. He would have become the first 3 weight world champ
al iaquinta beat khabib
Merab is a stupid little monkey terrorist
been a distinct lack of brazza posting
>>144505996he was the best until he lost to a better fighter in nate diaz (18-10)
Merab is a white american christian.
Merab is real Brooklyn gangster
>>144505980>>144505959>turkroach with no heart surpize surpize b
>>144506020Thanks for reminding me
If that's true what is Sean O'Malley then
>>144506052evloev is not a brazzabelal is not a brazzakhamzat is not a brazzaankalaev is not a brazza
Merab's ancestors are from Africa
>>144506052Real possibility in 2025 btw.>>144506058Cuck, degenerate,
>>144506052>Your new UFC
>>144506059>evloev is not a brazzaIngushetia, brazza>belal is not a brazzaActually you're right about this.>khamzat is not a brazzaChechville, brazza>ankalaev is not a brazzaDagestan, brazza
>>144506052If that happens I'm not going to be finna watch that crap
>>144505988>>144506011>>144506002>>144506025>>144506028trvke>>144506061false
>>144506052All white and most of them train in America
>>144506080none of whom were coached by abdulmanap, only one of the 3 are faggots, so i guess ankalaev can be an honorary brazza
we are live
Sean O'Malley might be the most striking striker we've ever struck
Inbred FC
>>144506059>>144506098>this autism againbrazza = russian muzzie simple as
>>144506052based
>>144506098Brazza = north caucasus Abdulmanap fighters are a specific type of brazzaKind of like squares and rectangles
finland is posting on /pol/ >>>/pol/482031235
Noche was mid as fuck. I can't believe people are talking it up after that lackluster shit
noche was based
Noche was a good card stop being a sorry little casual
UFC 353: Noche UFC 2
Noche was a huge success and people liked it
im sorry i can't like merab even ironically
fights were good, visuals were cringe, audio was dogshit
>>144506155>>144506163>>144506171Who is telling the truth?
>>144506155ahhhh unc be cappin dat shit was whack on god nigga
>>144506187This is what I meant. The visuals were gimicky at best, the stories were extremely gay
Tattoos have gone too far
>>144506210he is a maori
why do they keep bringing back the rejects from last year?
>>144506225What a fag
>>144506210Bane?
>>144506225like 1/10th
A talichad?
>>144506223Made for BIG red arrows and circles
>>144506196I’ll heem you jungle bunny
>>144506249most of the polynesian larpers are half coconut and half something else
>>144506225
>>144506231nobody else wants to be a heemer for 10/10 contract
>he was being hunted by the talibanbut for why?
>>144506275Sovl.
>>144506225So? Should zips from New Jersey walk around in roman armor?
>>144506223
>>144506264man niggas always be hatin on a brotha cracka jus tryin to be on his own bidniz
>>144506299Collaborating maybe. Either that or he's a pedophile
>>144506299He was probably in the Afghan national army
>>144506319>Either that or he's a pedophilearen't they all?
>>144506342No. Taliban kills pedophiles, CENTCOM put them in power. It's called "bacha bazi"
I prefer calling them "moon crickets"
getting a bit too /pol/ in here for my liking
I would make my nickname Awesomezada
>>144506385humour is forbidden in islam
Thank God hassanzada left his pager at home today or we would’ve been down a fight on this card
ragin' aljo
Before or after?
ray longo is built like an old lesbian but he's based
>MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT!>before or after?
al's fat as shit now
boink
>muslim >is spending the entire time shoving his face in a guy's crotch
Time to have sex, see ya dorks
Noche was good but didn't live up to the hype.
Talichads would have for sure heemed this dude. Absolute chinlet
Is slathering the fighters in grease the answer to the grappling problem?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BREAK THEM UP THERE HE WAS ATTEMPTING A SUBMISSION HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN IT AFTER 86 HOURS
>>144506470just allow knees while grounded
how did the taliban not get this guy
I wonder how many spinning shits he did while escaping the taliban
>3rd round
Red looks undersized for LW
Bro wtf am I watching
People forget about prime Iaquinta my nigga beasted through Kevin Lee twice like it was breathing air
>>144506510SAME AL
HEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEPY
Mantello really blew it
kek ignored
>>144500008UHHHHHHH JOILRON LUTTERBACH BROS!!!!!!WE GOT A FIGHT
I can't imagine how frustrating it must be to be coaching a bum like MantelloRay was right with every piece of advice he gave but Dylan was just so fucking shit
I simply wouldn't go to sleep in the middle of a fightwhat was that guy thinking
Thank god. Fuck all Serra Longo fighters
>>144506557>>144506557>>144506557
>>144506052You forgot the HW brazza
>>144504582True, bj Penn is an ufc legend and got heemed by a random drunktard
