beesechurger edition
>>144522201there's that tried and true canadian cucked loser mentality KEK
>laffs
>>144522203F L A M E SLAMES
>>144522215funny, when canadians won vegass their cup you didnt hold this narrative
go flames
/KRAK/
>>144522225don't remember Las Vegas, NV being located in can'tada desu
>>144522222R U L EULE checked
>>144522237Seconded.
it's 2024, only one year removed from the broship cup, and my islanders still don't get the damn respect we deserve!!!
>>144522222JESAS
>>144522267M A T T IATTI
>>144522222checked
>be stars>losermyt
>>144522222>just in, flames RUN /sp/
My penguins (:
Oh nonono snes Yakumchuck is a bust
>>144522267FINLAND :DDDDDD
>>144522222Checked and witnessed
>>144522302Are Russia girl hockey players gay before they get raped in the locker room?
>>144522309always knew he was a Flamiac very based
gimi
>>144522309In other news, water is wet
>>144522306You just reverse jinxed them congrats
>>144522222its a sign
>>144522357*crotch chops you*
>>144522355not rubbing it in further? not even a true flamer
>>144522203When's he going to wear the yoga pants?
>>144522400he'll wear them when crosby comes to town
Dustin Wolf is the goalies Cale Makar
where's Makar?
>laffs trying Nylander at center againSurely this time it will work.
>>144522483Sad
>>144522447jen
>>144522222yep, that's going in my based collection
>>144522278Quit playing with your dolls you fucking faggot
>>144522519Shut the fuck up retard, Noel loves me and we're getting married
Huomenta but the opposite
>>144522583This except the opposite
poo peeland
>>144522589so just regular huomenta
Seethe status?
>>144522683high. have one of my quarter annual weekends from hell in a couple days.
haven't posted in about a week, did i miss anything good on /hoc/?
>>144522747Rampage got cancelled kwab
>>144522775KWAB
>>144522237>>144522257krak
>>144522747Copey has a vagina now. SHE is so valid and brave.
>>144522788maybe on planet retard, tranny. still tiny
>>144522796See her vagina is tiny still it was a success
>>144522222Shit get
>>144522336Russian women are gay after they are passed around the oligarchs
>>144522747No
Oh geeze Miro no
Good night Flamiacs (Flames Maniacs)
>>144522907Good night tay tay:)
>>144522921good night child/dwarf with down syndrome
just got my bedding out of the dryer and made my bed lads. you DO wash your sheets every two weeks right?
>>144522947Pretty close but I should probably do it more because of kitty
what the fuck has lehner been doing these past few years? bro couldn't even show up to work for one day to collect 5 million dollars? is he retarded?
>>144523005>is he retarded?yes
So what cap percentage do the oilers have tied up in two people?
>>144523039Depends on what the cap does next year.
I wear a size 8 cap
>>144523055You got a big melon
>>144522222
>>144523055Retard
>>144522222Are gay
just noticed trb hasn't been here for a couple days did he finally fuck off
>>144523111i ate him
>>144522947two weeks is a lot i wash mine weekly
>yamamoto on ptokwab
Boeser won't re-sign in Vancouver without a massive overpay
houmenta
>>144523111I think he caught a ban I saw a bunch of deleted posts a couple threads ago.
>>144523290Sad
>>144523055I didn't know Niklas Hjalmarsson moved back to the US after he retired.
>>144523290what is a 40 goal scorer worth?
>>144523395depends on the city
do you think this guy could of made it in hockey if he came from a hockey background? he's the best player in the afl>>144523117
>>144523480I'm not sure there's many transferable skills so it's hard to project
>w-we're relevant guys, florida is gripped with hockey fever
>>144523395These goals aren't freeYou're looking at me like it ain't a receptLike I never got pucks deepEating leftovers and raw meatThese goals aren't free Living in captivity won't raise the cap salaryCellery, tellin me Gary is all I needEvidently I saw spam and raw sardinesThese goals aren't free, I mean babyYou really think we could make a baby named GaryWithout a Bettman bet and a 24 leg parlay5 percent interest and jewish conditioning eventsHell fuckin naw, these goals aren't free I need 40 tucks and a muleNot 40 points and a O'TooleBullshit, matador, matadorHad the door knockin let em in who's that? Bettman's best friend, these goals aren't free
>>144523765
>It was just one of those things, he passed the puck and something happened
>>144523715>tf>tp
>>144523974
almost preseason bro's
>>144524107sounds gay
>>144524117just like my islanders
>>144524117jlybbmc
>>144524137ajlygmc
>>144524141>gmtrue it was a girly magazine
>>144524148cope it was a gay magazine
season starts soon. i'll see you retards then. have fun talking about copey and the flames or whatever
>>144524500see ya tomorrow retard kwab
>>144524500later bud have fun carrying your doll around
>>144524500hey i cheer for the flames he's talking about me
ricky's building a hockey rink in his trailer kek
>>144524654
McDavid is a true leaderhttps://youtube.com/shorts/UPjDUBknrcU?si=PdC2W5vTf-8YkexJ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VoLFh7Z0U3c
>>144524967One morehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=cH7wyfz7ayA
Huomenta
>>144524803He didn’t wait for Gary
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
Woke up early colossal marner
>2 weeks until the season startsThis off season flew by lads
>>144525770It's finally fall :)
Well its not hard yeahLiving on planet retardI just don't care nowhat the people say noYeah I think I just shid myselfMy tendies are going coldI can't even wipe my own asI'm 45 years oldLife aint so hardLiving on planet retardWhere the skies are so blueWe don't try too hardon planet retard (no)You should live here too
So we keep waiting (waiting)Waiting on planet retard to changeWe keep on waiting (waiting)Waiting on planet retard to changeIt's hard to beat the Gary's systemWhen we're standing in TorontoSo we keep waiting on (waiting)Waiting on planet retard to change
Avs-Rags 4-2simple as
>>144522315I love you and them and especially the Penguin King.MUAH!
I have my annual dermatology appointment today and will be inquiring about Botox. Very exciting.
Here's the final and official
>>144526157Ask about accutane as well
I have my annual didnt ask today and will be inquiring about not asking. Very exciting.
Did you know that Lucky Larry Silverstein was the owner of the World Trade Center and had a $3,000,000,000 insurance policy on it and conveniently had a dermatologist appointment on the morning of 9/11 he was very very lucky
Did you know that I didn’t ask
That's right goy don't ask questions just consume
>>144526169>rating the laffs above anyoneget a load of this laffer
I apologize if I had been posturing in such a way that gave the impression I cared even the slightest
>>144526248I’ve always had clear skin I’ve just recently noticed a little bit of wrinkling that I would like to manage.
i asked. i care about all of you and i hope you all have a terrific weekend. :)
>>144526301I hope you have a baddass weekend
>>144526290Cope Samir is the top heel in the company
still can’t believe Cody finished the story bros
>>144526301thank you! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
>>144526290Good morning saar
>>144526317you love your laffer boyfriend so much!
>>144526317Are you gonna marry Samir sometime soon?
>>144526390Saar those are Indian Samir is proud Pakistan man
>Some Sabres just screwed up a drill, so Lindy Ruff had them do pushups.
>>144526348i don't understand what's going on here
>>144526398Those are not Indians..
>>144526409Card skimmer. They lay it over where you swipe your card and it steals your credit card information. Big problem with these on atms and gas pumps in my area
>>144526409Samir's cousin Ranjeet doing a little trolling by stealing customers' credit card information. What a funny guy!
>>144526402That's rape
>>144526431>>144526433thx
>>144526398>giving a shit about brown people at allpost wrist
>>144526169Have you ever met a habs fan? Or anyone from Quebec who is french? They are the dumbest fans in all of sports and deserve their own tier at the bottom. They are not bros and their team doesn't belong with bros.
>>14452646124 stanley cups, kiddo
>>144526409guy recording is showing how the store put a fake device over the reader so it can clone cards and steal pins
>>144526169colorado and seattle aren't part of the sunbelt
>>144526461Because of the language barrier on /hoc/ the Habs fans we do have here are pretty chill actually, but you are 100% right that the French portion of the fanbase is cancer incarnate.
>>144526461Cope
>>144526479All teams west of the Mississippi that aren't bros are sunbelt and gay I'm afraid
>>144526473which is a typical response from someone whose parent's are cousins. pure laine indeed
>>144526402based
indias weapon against the world is its dalits
Yeah Go Flames this year!
>flames represented by a self professed manchildcmtsu
>>144526536Bret isn't a manchild sweaty he's the excellence of execution
>>144526464>inducting Daigle
>>144526561the senaturds cant develop talent for shit
>>144526573He would've busted anywhere he was a crybaby frenchman
Our Sennies mentioned
>>144526573Which team is the best in terms of developing players?
>>144526590A guarantee when Samir is around
>>144526301Thanks, fren ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ Unfortunately, I got rejected by a job after 2 rounds of interviews and still have 2 days of waging ε(´סּ︵סּ`)з
>>144526599the trigger word was posted
15 days until the European opener 19 days until the North American opener
>>144526620And you responded to it as you always do
>>144526636>noupathetic
The S&P has clawed back :)
>>144526654Just in time for the purchase of hockey tickets. Gary's grip on the market remains strong.
Breaking news: raped bitch on mobility scooter plummets off cliff, survival unlikely
>>144526599Hey Omar!
>>144526676God is Good
>>144526668THANK YOU MR. GARY I WILL BUY TICKETS AND A NEW UTAH JERSEY
i mowed the lawn yesterday and pretended i was on a zamboni cleaning the ice lol
What do you numales use that cap friendly is gone
>>144526711Sad
>>144526711Based i do that too nothing runs like a deere
>>144526719Abacus
>>144526711cute :3
>>144526711I moaned your lawn
>>144526737gay
>>144526464Lmao Daigle. I have this card. I never redeemed it
>>144526769Did you get it in a pack
>>144526778yes
I hate mike milbury
>>144526786Did you get anything good in the pack
>>144526794Yeah
>>144526811Wasn't talking to you was I dickface
>>144526791Cope
Pretty smelly and watery Marner this morning lads
>>144526791I love mark parrish and oleg kvasha
>NHL Owners will be meeting soon to approve the expansion opening. Leading candidates/ownership groups are believed to be Fertitta in Houston and Krause in Atlanta.
>>144526842That's a sign you didn't sleep well
Who will play Gary in his life story movie?
>>144526861please gary. the talent pool is stretched too thin for 34 teams
>>144526169bro posting this like we can’t tell he’s french
>>144526883At this rate even my cantskate ass will have a shot at the NHL some day.
>>144526861How much money did Garry waste on that superhero shit?
lmao
>>144526900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2TebuA4EAwIt was grotesque but idk, almost all of their marketing slop ends up failing
>>144526911>"get ready to squeek munchkin lil' buddy"
>>144526911Even I'm taller than him
>>144526861Let’s go Huston
>>144526911You better delete that shit bitch
hockey was my first love
>>144526861Fuck off gary
2 to 4 more new teams means 2 to 4 new ahl teams and maybe 2 to 4 echl teams. Where are all these new shit players going to come from?
>>144527047toronto suburbs, vancouver suburbs, minnesota
>>144527052Non whites don’t like hockey
>>144527047Open tryouts like that Mark Walhberg movie
>Skyler Brind'Amour, son of Hurricanes coach Rod Brind'Amour, signed a two-year AHL deal with the Charlotte Checkers after winning the 2023 NCAA Championship with Quinnipiac University. He spent last season with Florida's AHL affiliate and recorded eight points in 54 games.Not even the NHL is safe from nepo babies. 8 points in 54 games and he gets an NHL contract with the team his dad happens to coach.
>>144527047europe
>rags
>>144527047There are college and CHL kids that age out every year and have to get jobs working at insurance companies.
>>144527092jen
>>144526861>rogers buys bell's share of the >laffs>expansion openingGet ready for Toronto 2
>>144527152would laffs fans be willing to switch teams?
>>144527137If your too shit to make the league with 32 teams maybe you shouldn’t play hockey
skyler is a girl's name
>>144527169No, the target audience would be jeets that can't afford laffs prices and people that moved there from the rest of Canada and hate the laffs (pic related)
>>144527058Neither do whites
>>144527187so there would be a brampton team?
>>144527187mississauga cultural victory
I don't want to imagine a sporting entity with even more little brother syndrome than the devils or the islanders
>>144527052lmao its all jeets here now in the vancouver suburbs
>>144527230What about the Chinese? How do they feel about Indians?
Cute!!
>>144527245He's so lame
Hear I sit broken hearted Came to marner only farted
>>144522203
a lot of faggots on the ice today
>>144527220how about a second Montreal team? How do you think they'd fare in Quebec with a second team?
>>144527220>wins a playoff round in their first year>laffs all commit sudoku
>>144527192Sad
keep your sticks on the ice lads>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=KrD-5LySJfNAqabk
>>144527312I'm not on the ice
>>144527066grim
>>144527475His daughter was a retard lol
/krak/
>>144527243I have nice japanese neighbours in my neighbourhood who meticulously tend their lawn. They just finished painting their deck when some straight-off-the-boat jeets moved in next to them and now theres unbagged trash strewn all over the alley and the japs are pissed at having to live next to them
>>144527325It's the Buffalo Sabres.
>>144527220B-but my islanders won 4 cups in the 80s
>New evidence in the case against Higgins was provided to Silvanio on Friday, including that Higgins' blood alcohol level, which was obtained through a blood draw, was 0.087, over the legal limit of 0.08.>Prosecutor Jonathan Flynn said Higgins had been driving at a "high rate of speed" behind two vehicles. The drivers of those two vehicles both told investigators they were driving about 55 mph, above the posted speed limit of 50 mph on the road where the crash occurred.
my habs won 6 cups in the 70s :)
>>144527684>>144527654Cups only started counting in 2004 when the salary cap happened
>>144527691what's the weather like on your home planet?
>>144527691Stan Lee's will only count when the League has 36 teams
>>144527708Earth? Weather is different everywhere here
>>144527708I wonder if planet retard has global warming
>>144527762There's no scientists smart enough to pull off that con
My transfer just got approved I'm heading off to planet retard
>>144527791Enjoy the Vegas Golden Knights making the playoffs
>>144527807Vegas is giving their first round pick the sharks and flames haha
Trading for Hertl will help me win the cupt. Someone from planet retard
The r word is a slur. Be better y’all.
Rangers
>>144527682So it was probably hours after the accident happened that they took his blood. And google tells alcohol is eliminated from the bloodstream at about 0.015 per hour... It doesn't seem unreasonable to assume he was well over.
>>144527890Are you this man's attorney?
>>144527898I don't know, do lawyers typically want their clients to go to jail?
Kitchener Rangers
>>144527942>won more cups in 6 games with the Kitties than in 1045 games with my Islanders and Sabres combinedGrim.
>>144527942I’m glad he never had to deal with Lou’s racist policies.
>>144527942good for him
>Radko Gudas new Ducks captainExciting!
>>144528074Sad
>>144528074not that exciting
>https://x.com/nhlbruins/status/1836790959775846719?s=46&t=ZxsZwiMFvfcOPkaz-SrJ5A>kasimir kaskisuo gets PTO from bruins the day after fake Sway signingthis can’t be happening tell me this isn’t happening
>>144528283the bruins can't escape >finnish goaltending
>>144527964JEN
>>144528074first czech captain since hejduk 2011-12
>we have to let a washed up bum be our captain because the younger player we drafted a few years ago isn’t readyRetards
>>144528511Zegras is far from being captain material
>>144528529What about mactavisoh or Carlson
>seagrass
isn't zoomgras on the trade block after his bf got sent to philly?
>>144528624Thought he was getting traded to Montreal
>>144528468neat. I didn't know that
LETS GO UTAH*clap*LETS GO UTAH*clap*
>>144528660the ducks are notorious for holding on to players for way too long, maybe he'll go in 5 years
>>144528693Sad
>>144528074>the hired merc over the drafted talentthat locker room is cooked
>>144528779Welcome back!
My mom got rid of a bunch of my brothers clothes when he got deployed so I took some. Does anyone know what this shirt is? Is it a misprint or is he a time traveler?
>>144528818The rags were founded in 1926 you retard
>>144526861BASED BASED BASED
>>144526169BASED. rampage got cancelled
>>144528911go back
>>144528683our yetis! :)
>>144528914Half the posts here are stolen from r/hockey anyway
>>144526479
Nick foligno is a career loser and a fudgepacker
>>144528973yeah, flames "fans" do post too much
>>144528554id even go troy terry
>>144528981buffalo has 8000 empty seats every game unless the leafs come to town, sounds like sunbelt to me
Who is the worst captain in the entire nhl
>>144529012joe mama
>>144529012jamie benn
>>144529012mcdavid
>>144529012backlund
>>144526169flames pedophislanders bros <3
>>144529038The highlight of his captaincy was that disallowed goal last preseason
>>144529012islanders flames and wild since I’m not sure who they ever are.
>>144528985he has kids
Yay two more expansion drafts. I love losing my players due to corporate greed.
>>144529005only because they've sucked for over a decade
>>144529088just wait until its announced that vegas is exempt again
>>144529088Oh no, not my 5th best forward/4th best defenceman/2nd best goalie and none of my top prospects
>>144529106bowen byram is gonna put asses in seats
need 2 shower soon
>>144529114Vegas made the finals by doing that. Seattle could’ve too
https://x.com/m_bultman/status/1836826806155923728?t=wJ6k3V5jKU-pgZelgoDAWw&s=19>8.55 mil AAV for a guy with okay offensive numbers who gets caved in playing top minutesLets fucking go Wingsbros
>>144529106they had empty seats and got outdrew by laffs ded wongs and ruins fans even when they were "good"
>Kelly McCrimmon says Robin Lehner will not be reporting to camp this year. He is not fit to play. VGK are looking at their options with the NHL and NHLPA. >He called it a unique situation and that he cannot comment beyond this.KWAB
Imagine all the ahl players that will finally get to play in the nhl. Expansion is good we need 40 teams!
they let a GIRL (cooties vector) into my beer league...league (?) and I'm going to hit her
>>144529145stevie just blew 16 mil on 2 guys that cant get into the playoffs!what is his end game??
>>144529185if you hit her hard enough it'll probably impress her
>>144529130make sure you wash your pp
samir's end game is to not get correctly identified but he'll never reach it
Therapist called me a man child
>>144529271If that was true then I wouldnt write your trigger words Dom!
>>144529293nah you get spotted even without talking about my wingies. try showering instead
>>144529347Yet you never do :)Go near any elementary schools today?
>>144529274call her a childless hag the next time you see her
>>144529371no samir, you won't find any mentors in /hoc/
>>144529392You're right, molesting children is your gimmick Dominick.
>>144529411your headcanon still isn't real samir
>>144529423No you.
WIll the Dallas Stars and Peter Deboer continue their KWABOTY streak?
>Woll>Murray
>patches going to be wearing 67
>>144527531/KRAK/
>>144529442Deboer peaks in his first year usually. Expect the >stors to underperform this year
>>144529470>woll >murray
Bros Reddit is down again
>>144529187He has only been GM for 5 years. You can't turn a team around just 5 years
>>144529674Now where I will discuss nofap?
>>144529674It says I broke Reddit
How long until Gary does this with nhl rinks?
I'm down so bad I'm applying for jobs at the company that I left
The deals on this wendys all suck and the coupons they sent in the mail also suck
>>144529796It already looks like that to me. I'd bet on them eliminating the 4 neutral dots and doing more face offs at centre.
>>144529821god, its so shitty there's basically no way they dont do it
>>144529803holy fuck that's grim
>>144529796his interns are also drafting up a pitch deck. expect to see that by 2035
It’s over(Soon)
>>144529821Why not just have ads on the face off dots?
>>144529796not soon enough. the white is borning.
we need a big year from this czech i'll tell ya
>>144529796It won't be Gary, it will be the owners who wants to earn more money. But first it's going to be a two team expansion, Atlanta and Houston.Have fun following a team that just saw it's chances to win a Stanley Cup decrease even more.
>>144529820are pumpkin frostys back?
>>144529933/hoc/ needs to lead a revolt against gary's madness
>>144529800I don't get it, what happened between 1942 and 1949?
Atlanta, Houston, Arizona, Quebec
>>144529940/hoc/ lacks the manpower to storm the nhl HQ in minecraft
a lot of malesfew men
>>144529963hockey is never returning to the desert
>>144530002Hockey belongs in the desert
>>144529923It's shit that most Czechs and Slovaks play their junior hockey in Canada or the US. It makes them more like North American style hockey players than Central European.>>144529963hockey is never returning to Quebec City
yuck someone start a new thread this one failed bigly
>>144530034Don’t you have a grocery store to run, merullo
>>144529963Atlanta, Houston, Toronto, Arizona>>144529933The price for Seattle was $650M. When Utah bought the heavily distressed Coyotes was $1B with $200M for relocation. In other words going to 34 teams is a minimum of $40M per owner, up to $62M with expansion fees of $1B. Gary has been suggesting fees reaching $2B per team and up to 36 teams. That would be around $250M per owner for doing basically nothing
>>144529202first game is on sunday and I will report back Its a no hit league but im gonna take her fucking head off in the neutral zone
>>144530150I want the bubble to burst
>>144529274tell her she has a weird looking nose
>>144529840I know, I've been applying for a new job for over month and have gone two rounds just to get rejected
Why would you even support a league where literally nothing is at stake? You can't get relegated, you can only miss the playoffs and your favourite individual player loses another year where he won't win a Stanley Cup.I guess it fits with the North American culture of individuality. Everything in North American culture revolves around the individual, the hero. The lone journey to the top, so naturally, North American hockey fans latches on to individual players and want those individual players to do good, more than they actually cares about the team. North American hockey fans emotional spectrum during a season goes from happiness, foremost from the prospect of their favourite player winning, second from the prospect of ''their'' team (which can be taken away from them and relocated at any point) winning, to apathy about another lost season. A North American hockey fan will never go below ''meh, don't care'' point of emotions. They will never know the despair of a relegation battle or 16 years of failed promotions and they will never know the euphoric feeling of winning something.
Didnt read
>>144530323Because I want to see if my team finally wins. If they fail, I can always believe that next season will be different
Neither did I
>>144530323tldrthere is a thread on /fa about black women and their amazing tits I'd check that out if I were youOh...swedish.
>>144530482>visits /fa/>posts a self portraitHmm...
>>144529442This is the year we win :)
i read every post in this thread
>>144530719Sad
i wonder if danzig is a devils fan.
>>144530719would you recommend any of them to a friend?
I only read posts with more than 1 reply and less than 8 replies
>>144530807not even one
>>144530705maybe on planet retard
>>144530845you're a solid friend
>>144530719Thank you :)
>less than three weeks awayI couldn't possibly be more bored; fuck you, Off Season; fuck you to death, stop stifling Gary and let him make the hockey already
>>144530653It would be strange if he said he demanded special treatment.
Is there any province in Canada that will never have an NHL team and will never be a candidate for NHL expansion?I basically want a Canadian province where the NHL will never be able to reach.
Yeah, Yukon. Now fuck off, childfucker.
>hit a wall >non-linear recovery >hopes to be 100% "someday"It's Demkover
>>144524967>>144525157One of a kind
>>144531008karma for not hugging swayman at the asg
>>144531008is this the year of latvian goaltending?
>non-Euclidean recovery
>>144530998Why is Yukon the Canadian territory/province I am looking for?
Woah costa rica RARE
smackdown moving to 3 hours
>>144531067I can only accept a Canadian province where the NHL will never be able to reach.I want a province that will never have an NHL teamNo matter which one it is.It has to be a province that the NHL will never be able to touch
>>144531053Because they will never have an NHL team and will never be a candidate for NHL expansion. Are you thick? Do you want me to write it in Mexican?
>>144531103Probably Ontario or Quebec
>>144531073Why is raw moving to two hours
Wrestlefags OUT
>>144531039JEN
>the ice hockey nation of the Coast of Rick
>>144531123Ontario has the Maple Leafs and the Senators and Quebec has Montreal.It doesn't matter if it's an almost empty province or a territory that's in the North Pole.I want a Canadian province where the NHL shit will never be able to reach and where they will never have a team in the NHL.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinces_and_territories_of_Canada
>>144531209Wrong Ontario, I mean western Ontario
>>144531144it's wrestlechads or E-Gods
>>144531008>"amazing goalie coach">actually just works the goalies like rented mules/Hongcouver residents and burns them out in their 20s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaF-nRS_CWM
>>144530956Ontario doesn't have an NHL team yet
>>144531209ontario
>>144531272i wouldnt let my dog fuck any of those ugly lesbians
One more day until the weekend
Our Sennies should sign Kessel on a PTO
Hurt my wrist masturbating, looks like I'll have to go on the IR
But what type of candy?
>>144531451>>144531488>>144531271https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senatorshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Maple_Leafs
How popular is hockey here, and how popular are the Kraken broadcasts? Does AK read /hoc/?
Why are you retards still replying to Costa Rica?
>>144531698I know there's at least one alaskan /hoc/izen (he mentioned knowing swayman) and I think they like college puck
>>144531714because we never see people from costa rica
>>144531714that's not a real Costa Rican, Maplestahn
>>144531735>>144531714I feel sorry for youbut I need a Canadian province that never has an NHL team and never becomes a candidate for NHL expansion or relocation.
>>144531651Candy is the name of his dog
>>144531651Hard Candy (2005)
>>144531724Yeah, I would be all about Fairbanks and Anchorage hockey if I lived there, too
>>144531772Why do you need that?
>In other news, Yaroslav Askarov will miss the start of Sharks camp with a lower body injuryTold ya he wasn't going to be in the NHL this season
>>144531808Because I hate that NHL crap.I just want a province where the NHL can literally never get to.
>>144531824Do you even like hockey?
Is this the dumbest bait that's ever been spammed here?
>>144531853He likes shitposting and using a VPN
>>144531735He's been doing this for years newretard
>>144531853NoI don't like ice hockey
>>144531863I want to say yes but retards keep responding to it.
>>144531863I've seen him on /v/ with a similar gimmick
>>144531904and why are those two things opposed? clearly the stupidest thing and rather popular, and it's not like we're not a lightning rod for that kind of activity, we do attract wrestlefags on the regular
none of you are better posters than the costa rican tbqdesu
FlamE-Gods run /hoc/
>>144531951>what is the brand of tool for someone that hates electricity, hates batteries and hates elbow grease?>what is the operating system for someone that hates GUI, hates command line and hates games?
>>144531695DO THEY NOT TEACH ENGLISH IN YOUR PISSHOLE 3RD WORLD COUNTRYONTARIO IS THE ANSWER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ONTARIO DOES NOT HAVE ANY NHL TEAMS
>>144531772ontario
>>144532000>>144531988Your answer is trolling
more like onterrible
>>144531899Too much chipotle during the offseason
>>144532010QueerbecOntardioAlbertardManitobakaBrutish Colombia
The NHL is a fucking mess.I want a province in Canada that never has a team in the NHL.I don't care what place it is.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_of_Canada_by_province_and_territory
Stop hating on Fernando
new scotland
>>144531958My gimmick is far superior to his
>>144532045Never
>there was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando
>>144532043You should cheer for our flames
>>144532047Reasons Why Nova Scotia the Canadian province I am looking for?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova_Scotiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HFX_Wanderers_FC
>>144532028he shit his pants when Chadmeet turned around
>>144531870Hoc got a lot of newfrens this year
>>144527066>Not even the NHL is safe from nepo babiesAre you twelve or something? The NHL (the entire organized hockey pipeline, really) was always about who you know more than how good you are.
>>144532119I think some of them are just playing pretend like fake Costa Rica
>>144532121Like hyman
>>144532167Cope, his dad bought all those teams for legitimate reasons
>>144532119yeah and they're all gay and retarded
>>144532010_/ _/ _/ _/
>>144532119/hoc/ is growing because of the yeti
where can I watch this 4 free?
>>144532119Must be all the phoneposters..
>>144531967it's flames, knights, and pens e-gods to be quite desu
How many next year? (suspensions)
>>144532296Raped
>>144532266123movies
All you newfags need to learn the score:bud1and don't forget it
>>144532326Is bud the name of the costa rican
>>144532333buds a fat weeb who carries a doll around new york city
Back now. No skin cancer concerns and the derm gave me a card for their personal Botox injector so I’ll be setting up my appointment soon.
Sprayed diarrhea all over the wall in the Dunkin donuts bathroom today, hope they enjoy that painting
>>144532346I'm glad you're healthy :)
>>144532346>>144532348Which way BPD man
>>144532345I thought that was stephen
>>144532348Maybe they're a laffs fan and will appreciate the portrait of marner on the wall
Wow I know we say this a lot around here but I truly didn't ask
>>144532356Thanks anon :)
>>144532346you just wanted an excuse to get botox didn't you
>>144532346get bogdanoff level botox
my fellow wingsbros, we are making the playoffs this yearthe yzerplan in full effectwe are back
>>144532348Which did you order?
>>144532379>>144532384I’ve just gotten bored with my face lately. I’m 31 I have a couple smile lines and forehead wrinkles I’d like to go away and if it goes well I plan on getting more to reshape my nose and smile so it’s a tad less gummy.
>>144532345there's a rumor that he took a selfie kissing the doll and shared it in budcord
>>144532406You are mentally ill
>>144532416
>>144532385True Seider plays the toughest minutes in the league so he deserved to get paid who cares if he got caved in playing said minutes?
>>144532394Just a cold brew but while I was waiting I felt an explosive shit developing
>>144532365no, it's Steven, almost sure of that
>>144532406gayest thing i've ever read on this board
>>144532304he's ferland 2.0 (concussion time bomb who hopefully some other NHL team pays big money to after we suck up all his good health and value)
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