Games tonight, Thursday, Sept. 19:>7:30 p.m. | South Alabama at Appalachian State | ESPN>8 p.m. | Edward Waters at Benedict College | ESPNUOld >>144502470
TANLINE THURSDAY
Why are they allowed to get away with peddling this lie?
Watermelon & Buffaloes
Here's your week 4 schedule, bros
Free money
>>144528229That's a trap game
>>144528240FL -5.5 IU -27.5
>>144528150for me it’s vitiligo
>>144528229That's a rough noon slate
>>144528216wtf socal ends at santa barbara
>>144528262>Rice>Colorado>Utah/OkSt over>Stanford/Cuse over>Purduelol I hope this isn’t a parlay
>>144528133where do you even get all these MN girl pictures
>>144528354Tailgating
>>144528308all ML plays >rice greasy for sure>colorado its really hard to understate how hard baylor fell off >utah/okie lite overline has moved 2 points in my favor and sits at 53.5>purdue more of a play on the beavs injuries than purdue and the line moved my way to 5
>>144528354he got caught in a thread not long ago on the campus social media before he cropped it. he just posted a screenshot of his phone and deleted it
What’s it like being invited back to a girls dorm room bros
>>144528150that’s a big hat
Why do City schools always struggle against rural retard schools?
>>144528519city slickers are soft
>>144528519city people have more stuff to dedicate their lives to. ruralfags have nothing to do except play football and fuck their cousins
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>144528519Down there they do things a bit differently
>>144528519Farm boys have retard strength
>>144528240Week 1 6/9Week 2 11/20Spread bets according to my equation. Ignore the parlay, it's so I don't have to type them all out. Most other games followed the equation within 3.5 points
What’s the biggest reverse turnaround in cfb history? How bad does FSU have to be to claim it?
>>144528730Mack Brown went 5-7 at Texas the year after they last the national championship to Bama
>>144528698>south Alabama +7.5lost on the first leg
/cfb/anons...set me straight> I just don't like Travis HunterHis stupid fucking face makes me hate himI think he's probably a nice young man. However, I don't believe he's anything special just for playing the most snaps in a game. I haven't seen him show up and dominate any meaningful game in DI P5 competition. Other two-way players in cfb WERE dominant against top competitionFurthermore, I think he's a gimmick created by Deion Sanders at the HBCU level because they had nothing but scrubs on the roster and he NEEDED to play both ways. > does this make me a racist?
>>144528698take the cash out while you still can
>>144528777So FSU needs to lose 5 more games to be the best. I think they can do it.
>>144528698Good luck
>>144528566Based Tiger bot
>>144528698JMU kind of sucks this year, set your expectations accordingly.t. JMU fan
>>144528465the worst experience of my life
>>144528880He was one of the top rated prospects of his recruiting class and it was a huge shock when he followed Deion to an HBCU instead of going to a top P4 program as he had offers from over a dozen of them and probably could have had an offer from any program he expressed interest in. Deion obviously sees him as a workhorse to be exploited without regard to his longterm prospects. He is there to support the team of Deion's sons. Deion doesn't care if Hunter goes on to the NFL, he just cares that Hunter moves the ball down the field so his QB son can have a greater chance of winning games.
>>144529151Are you a sexual assault survivor, anon?
>>144528465>What’s it like being invited back to a girls dorm room brosits all good after she shows you the picture of her boyfriend back home on her desk (then starts blowing you)
>>144528534>city slickers are softyou know who else is soft? They're ITT
Paul is live
tennessisters.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtMxvvF4Z-g
>>144529151Give us a story anon
>>144529405>Give us a story anonHave you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games. The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house. For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAYNOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.
>>144528277lol she just peeled it happens to white people who get too much sun the darker skin peels off. lol you thought it was some disease only minorities get wow
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>>144529477nigga u r dumhttps://www.instagram.com/alannavitiligo?igsh=NnA2bG9nZGYweWo5
>>144528880If he went to a top school they might've wanted him on only one side of the ball, but they also would've avoided running him ragged and helped his development more. Despite his looks he seems nice so I hope he does well in the future, but if he does it'll be in spite of Sanders not because of.
>>144529461Condom sex isn’t worth the effort. Unprotected sex is worth the effort but not the risk. The only solution is getting a gf you trust enough to go unprotected with.I really like making out and cuddling though.
>>144529576Get your pull out game up nigga
>>144529461You should have sex with someone you love/respect. It's pretty great
>>144529522Are you sure it’s not the giant Jew nose that does it for you and the Jewish Jerry curls. No body lies on the internet and nobody has ever faked a disease you midwit? Ass pics curled hair might as well get that queen of spades tattoo on her ass now
>>144529576>I really like making out and cuddling though.i bet you do
>>144529628>someone you love/respect
>>144528216For me, it's Northwoods
>>144529522lol all she has to do is not tan “magically fixed” or do you think she is naturally that tan? Go on answer the question anon I want the laugh
>>144529628That ain't happening in a dorm room lmao
>>144529612Pre-cum. And you can’t pull out of an STD.
>>144529947>And you can’t pull out of an STD.this nigga wears a seatbelt
>>144529612My third kid is evidence that this shit doesn't always work.>t. lifelong pullout master
B1G Champs
>>144529947>STDsDon’t fuck brown girls and you won’t have that problem
>>144530264i got hpv from a white one at 16
>hehe anon I can’t believe we drank so many shots you should take your shirt off>errr I can’t because I don’t have a condum
Yes, I can't contain my excitement for this race to get absolutely creamed by Texas to end your magical season
>>144530297Everyone who’s ever had sex has HPV
>>144528150This picture disturbs me. Hopefully they don't have kids.
>>144528150>5 face>10 bodythis nigga hit the lottery
>>144528150
>>144528150>TANLINE THURSDAYUSA is a sure thing tonight,riiiiiiiiiight?
>>144530547WHEWWWWWW
> tan linesI think she got a lil too much sun
>>144528150College!
>>144530350Think I only want thicc girls now.
>>144530623wipipo don season they cheeks
>>144530439>10 bodylol buddy do you know what a 10 body is? Great natural rack, thin waist, tonned but natural bubble butt, long legs with thin ankles and long legs. It’s fucking rare. Most women don’t have any of these in that order starting at rack and thin waist, moving to ass and thigh gap without Cankles or short legs. You’re out here handing tens to 3 or 4’s. Wonder what a pretty face is to you!
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>>144530688Imagine just announcing to the world that you’ve literally never had sex
>>144530718Bigger girls are better when the lights are turned off because they really get into it they are also better doggy styled not boney and are soft. Hot girls are usually stupid and want the lights off, rarely make an effort “pillow princesses” but if you find one who is a bit of a freak and fun the amount of unload is equal to twice a fat thick girl.
>>144530842Hot single moms are the best fucks. You get all the hotness with the effort of a fat girl.
>>144528277septum rings are the worst fad in the history of aesthetics
>>144531032It's an NPC test
sure are a lot of incels in here for a cfb thread
>>144528150:]
>>144531147
Wyomingbros?
>>144530940I don’t like deceiving them into thinking I’m going to stick around.
>>144530133
>>144531791my god living in the south must be absolutely miserable
>>144531283Why would you do that? If we are talking single mothers from a failed marriage they don’t want you to hang around. What they want is the ego boost of banging a kid that keeps his mouth shut “they want to feel young and hot” What you are talking about is like young stripper mothers which is just a horrible idea as they will be looking for someone with money while cheating and lying at every opportunity as they look for someone with more money. You just avoid them.Wow ok with single mothers you look for recently divorced. With coed girls they want someone who isn’t trying to have a relationship, has money and throws parties often. The more other women want you the better your chances!
You know how brazil has nothing but soccer to redeem it from being a complete and utter shithole? The same thing exists with college football in the south.
>>144531791>the 30 people in northern alaska are drunk dailysounds pretty fun
>>144531791Wisconsintards I’m trying to ID the purple areas>Superior>Hudson>Eau Claire>Stevens Point>Madison>Green BayIs that right?
>>144529628>someone you love/respectNah brah, I’m fucking for one reason and one reason only
>>144531980more or less, don't know why green county is purple, but there are a few breweries
Michigan is going to get exposed as the worst national champion of all time. They played one good team last season. The expanded playoff is long overdue.
>>144531791I have not drank anything in 5 yearsHow the fuck do you all like that toxin, it doesn't even taste good
>>144532012what's the reason?
>>144529344>accidentally cucked 2 guys my freshman year because their gf's let me fuck them without even attempting to tell me they had boyfriends>only after looking them up on social media did I realize they were claiming to be in happy relationshipsred pill moment for me, women are shameless if they think they can get away with something
>>144528229HOW CAN A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDING TEAM PLAY FUCKIBNG MARSHALL WEEK 4?
> these stadium thotsi remember a time....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pj2zV5FdYU
>Kansas @t WV
>>144531840Imagine waking up walking outside with a hangover and it's a muggy 80f at 7am 8 months a year
Illinois Nebraska is going to be a fun game
>>144532129Because it takes away the pain duh
>>144532292>Because it takes away the pain duhthe pain ends when you stop touching yourself inappropriately
>>144528465You both know what's going to happen, but some are a lot more up front about it whereas others act really shy and nervous.
ESPN's playoff odds projection as of 9/19
>>144532335Buddy I’m 45 and jerk off twice a day. That’s never gonna stop.
>>144531897South has warm water beaches and warm water lakes, the only region that can say that.
>>144532262will be interesting because Nebraska really hasn't had to open up their playbook on either side of the ball yet. Offense they've been doing the same basic stuff and on defense they've barely even blitzed
What are we watching tonight?
Don’t think: the play this weekend is FSU -2.5
>>144532398is that you Mel?
>>144532433Im definitely gonna watch the app state game instead of the jets and the patriots. That just sounds like the more fun game to watch
>>144532358ohio state has the easiest schedule left
>>144532433i will watch App State game if its competitive.
>>144532358>They are actually sticking with NIU is a quality loss
>>144532440He's right. The line is set to fleece casuals jumping on the fsu is bad
>>144532500ND plays NO ONE for the rest of the year and with 12 teams they still get in most likely
>>144532540Poosc will bury them
>>14453255112 teams
>>144532561Niu at home is worth 2 losses unless niu runs the table
>>144532590without a conference championship game they should be out but i dont think thats the case with 12 teams and that brand
how do you fuck up an XP this badly?
>>144532668they made the call on tulane covering 14.5 points
>coach primate
o/u for the app state game is wild. 62.5
>>144532721>>coach primateand there it do
>>144532721>>coach primateOH HAILLS NAW
>>144532870damn hawk tuah girl aged like shit
>>144532918> cfb25 > nothing but glitchesITS IN THE GAME
>>144533014>> cfb25 >> nothing but glitchesFIELD GOAL CONTROLS SUCK
>tfw can't afford a ps5 or Xbox series s or whatever the fuck it is>tfw my pc is a toaster and barely even runs modded terraria anymore>tfw still playing ncaa 14 on a ps3 If cfb 25 and maybe gta 6 are the only games I would be interested in on modern systems, would it even be worth it to get a modern system or should I just stick with ncaa 14 for a while?
>>144533014>> cfb25EVERYTIME I THROW THE BALL ITS PICKED OFF
>>144528262Oregon State will beat Purdue by 3 scores. Worst rush D in the country for Purdue and that's literally all ORST does
>>144533051idk if they have had any updates but 25 plays like shit to melinebacks never let you break big runs and the dl ratings matter more than ol for pass rushing
>>144533051>should I just stick with ncaa 14 for a while?I bought a PS5 a few months ago for the sole purpose of playing CFB25. I do not game. CFB25 game is such utter fucking garbage, I tried to sell it after playing the game for 3 days. > only niggers responded to the adI just said fuck it and gave the PS5, controllers and charging station to a random WalMart employee (white) that was loading my groceries.
>>144533066>EVERYTIME I THROW THE BALL ITS PICKED OFF-meant to post this
>>144528698>laying 21 against Kill and PaviaThat's a loser bud
>>144533051>should I just stick with ncaa 14NCAA Revamped, you moron(its free)
>>144532870beautiful woman
>>144533144Can i get it to work on my ps3 or do I need a pc that isn't a toaster?
>>144533106me in the hat below him
>>144528730Oregon went from playing for a national title to 4-8 in two years under helfrich
>>144533167>Can i get it to work on my ps3 or do I need a pc that isn't a toaster?as i understand both workdon't ask me how
>>144532540>Louisville>FSU>USCThey’re losing one of these at minimum, which with their dogshit schedule and no conference championship will keep them out of the playoff. I also would not be shocked if they dropped another memer to Stanford, UVA or GT
give it to me straight, bros> do I have a shot?
>>144531791>half of NM and OK are reservation land>hardly any regular binge drinkerslmao ok
>>144533186UL they match up well and FSU is just a bad teamUSC should beat them and be a favorite could see them dropping a game to GT or UVA
>>144533202free moneyfnatics limited me to $10 a bet
>>144533233As soon as FSU benches DJU they'll be a 7-5 caliber team. If they continue to start DJU they win 3 max
>>144533202Even if these picks all had a 90% chance to happen, a 17-leg parlay isn’t gonna hit. Some weird shit is gonna happen, which is why gamblers are stupid. This is the equivalent of throwing $5 in the trash. Also obligatory >Michigan
>>144533254wouldnt they play someone that can beat him in practice?
>>144533102I just played today. Felt like they toned down the ai picks but running felt terrible. The kicker meter change is such a hilarious fuck up. What kind of bug did they fix in their spaghetti code to cause that
>>144533014the fumbles where everybody just keeps knocking the ball around all over the field are the best fumbles
>>144533255winning at gambling if you are in a legal state is easy. you get access to 10 books and take a market based +ev approach and you will make money. the problem is the books will limit you after you start making money. it should be illegal. they let losers lose their house but wont let people win if they think you are an "advantaged player". +ev betting works >>144533351running was awful and they only let me run 3 plays with create a player. kicking felt bad when i came out but i cant imagine it being worse. havent played it in a month or so
>>144533168Me in the hat behind him, unmoving, unfeeling, uninterested.
>>144533277>>144533254I think the reason they haven't benched DJ is because next year's quarterback isn't on the rosterI don't think Glenn has the arm and his confidence has probably been shot playing these games so farAnd Kromenhoek is just not ready I am told
>>144533106
>>144533706if they had anyone of promise it would probably be best not to put him behind the OL. problem is could just transfer away. im not sure what the move is when the season is over
>matt and dan in the booth
>>144533775It is hard to tell without real results but I have a feeling that if Brock Glenn was put in it wouldn't be much of a different offenseHe struggled in the spots he played last year and I doubt Norvell trusts himAlthough I don't imagine he will have much choice but to bench DJ soon
>>144533277>wouldnt they play someone that can beat him in practice?you PAID him. You have to play him
app state wearing their cool helmets
Wtf /CFB said south bama was gonna get raped
Sun belt fun belt :)
GOOD EVENING, SCOREBOARD
your community college does have a football team right?
GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!JAGUARS COMPLETELY DOMINATING ALL PHASES OF THE GAME> they made it personal
>>144534068My local college cut the only two sports they hadWomen's basketball and soccer
QB named like a pornstar> Tia Lopez
help me reffies
QB can't hit a fucking barn
F L U F F
D O M I N A T I O N
>starting south bama hb out for targeting? How?>App St. Getting gashed by a freshman hbLMAO JUST
/cfb/ threads zooming through post count all day> actual game being played> silencefucking niggers
>>144534322They probably migrated to the nfl general. They're a bunch of Yankees who don't like real football
>>144534354>a bunch of Yankees who don't like real footballape lovers
tackled that dude by the neck
>>144534322Most posters are poor and pirate streams aren't running for this shitter game
>>144534368And there it is
>>144534377>pirate streams aren't running for this shitter gamehttps://methstreams.com/cfbstreams/espn/pirating is the only way to live, cablecuck
>>144534377Im watching on YouTube lmao, just look it up and sort by live, it's not hard to find.
lol.....jesus Appy is bruuuuuuuuuutal
>>144534354i dont think anyone's gonna watch that game, its on Prime Video
>>144534475This white RB is shit.
and THERE she was
almost had some punt spaghetti
>>144534477? If you have a femoid in your life you have amazon prime
>>144534499*rubs hands*
>>144534516>If you have a femoid in your life like i said, nobody is gonna watch that game lol
>>144534499Damn the droop worse than my middle aged but sack. Midwest brappers have some weight to them
>What the hell is peanut butter and fluff?
>>144534477Don't they still stream games on twitch?
FOOMBLE
>>144534567NFL feels like a married dad market. When your not allowed to see friends or go to the bar bc I can't watch Dem kids alone
>>144534619Thought that's just a porn site now
lmao App State also has a player named Bussey
> GET A LOAD OF THE GORILLA SUIT
holy shit they have some UGLY women in Boone
>>144531927It's not
>nobody has yet to shut down the youtube streamsI'm glad for that because I am genuinely too lazy to turn on my tv.
COVID commercialsLMAO
Is it real?
>>144534858i dont think Bryce Young is a victim of the curse, he played fine at bama while his commercials were airing
>>144534765>No points from this turnoverThis game is gonna be 28-0 at the half
you guys watching football tonight?you should probably order a pizza
>>144534970>28-0 at the halfthey won't be burning much clock, so may as well order in, dontcha think?
>>144534858>>144534924He's suffering from being 5'9". Switch to RB or slot. You're a QB under 6ft, it's over
>>144534970these slow starts are gonna cost App State at some point
>>144535022Coaching issue
>team is so garbage students would rather roll down a hill in mud
>>144535022Is that against FBS teams because they led ETSU 10-0 after 1
go for it
jesus, just keep handing it off to > Buff Bagwellbehind that huge Oline
oh, come on now, Mookie
>>144535129i believe they are including the 14 points from this game. Clempus scored 35 in the 1st qtr during their game and East Carolina scored 17 during the 1st qtr of their game
>>144534499OOOOOOOOOF
>>144534567Poors
>BrAPP State
This shit is ogre, App State can't stop South Alabama
>>144535352lol.....PAYING money for that jewish cuck slop propaganda. Be sure to order wings for Tyrone when he comes over to watched BLACKED with your wife
>>144534970>This game is gonna be 28-0 at the half
Gonna smash the Clemson not covering and team total unders
>heh, nothing personnel, App State
>>144535310That’s right ladies pop off the bra and let ‘em hang low and free
>>144535462>Lopezdoes he count as a....y'know....?
Bunch of soft M O U N T A I N I G G E R S on this team
>>144528698It would be crazy if this hits. I’d become a gambling addict.
GO BIG OR GO HOMEWHALE BETS ONLY
>>144535590lol
>>144535434S T A YPOOR
LMFAO
>>144535628>P>O>O>R- SPENDS MONEY on frivolous trash
Aguilar KWAB
Seeing a game this weekend at one of those rocky mountain FCS barn stadiums
>>144535590Anon you may have a problem. Think about your future before you start betting like that.
>>144532358Ole miss and Tennessee at 70 percent who the fuck are they lying to? Missouri 48 percent ahahahha what? UCF higher than USC ahaha who the fuck did this?
>>1445355901-800-GAMBLER
>>144534970>>>This game is gonna be 28-0 at the half>This game is gonna be 28-0 at the half>>>This game is gonna be 28-0 at the half>This game is gonna be 28-0 at the half
>>144534970Based time traveler
Crapp State
>>144535747>I'm supposed to be the one getting fucked tonight, not the team
>>144528826APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I LISTENED TO YOU, u made fun of another anon so you had to be right
It stopped being fun
>>144535747SLAMPIGLAMPIGI want her bros
pick him off again!
>>144535782I did the same anon
>>144535747B E E F Y
I did notice that South Alabama played last Thursday while App State played SaturdaySeems unfair
>>144535542It won't, I just use it so I don't have to list my bets in a long form to my frens who want to know my picks. why not throw 50 cents on it for shits tho so I can fantasize about making it for 1 day a week
Onside Kick on the opening kickoff!The team that recovered is down by 18 points right now.
lmao
Damn Harry Lyles is actually jacked. Good for him.
>>144535993WTF App state? How is this possible?Also, my game is over.... just lobbed a pick
>Arch Manning
>>144535993/cfb/ STUD hero is the webmanon>>144535943faggoturd of /cfb/ that spams Texas HS that nobody fucking gives two flying fucks about. kys queer
>>144535352why do all this when streameast does exact same thing
Nice hail mary!
>>144536157>why do all this when streameast does exact same thing
It begins.
>App St. Memechuck works for the nth time
DRINK> whenever you find a coed in the stands >4
South Alabama's midget cornerbacks made that catch easy
1ST HALF OVER BROS WE EATING
>>144536237
>>144536157Because it’s a million times better and I have the money.
>>144536224Retard dc is only rushing 3. Stop with that c.uck shit
>>144536146You WILL watch the UIL and you WILL LIKE IT!
>arch manning is starting It's over ewers bros
>black monkey nigger qbs
>>144536348rednecks are such trash
>>144536345coward
>>144536348based sideline reporter twink
Chief Primate of the Hellcat Tribe will run with the Buffalos this Saturday.
>>144536197they cant keep getting away with it!
HBCU's
>>144536254Seems like such a waste of money but to each their own. Your money your choice if you wanna just give it to a bunch of greedy kikes.
coming back
Anyone else’s gf send them good night pics? I love when she does that :]
>>144536646wtf, mine sent me the same exact pic!?
Wtf how did yall get my selfie? >>144536646
Evens peanut butterOdds hot dogs
>>144536646Wtf my phone just blew up after she sent me her in her hijab
>>144536646I think I’m going to cheat on mine. Pretty bored.
>>144536726Executive override hot dog mode activate
app state needs to push the ball down the field
>>144536816not on 4th down like that though lol. at least throw it where someone can make a play on the ball
animefag as gay & queer as he is> 10x better than texas HS webmfaggotnigger
lmao app state is fuckin DEAD
>>144536646You’re a lucky man!
>>144532221...and then you head to the lake and water ski all day, head back to the lakehouse and drink again. That's pretty much my summers on Lake Martin in Alabama during my teens and early 20s.
i thought this game was gonna be more competitive
>>144533371Even funnier if on the next play when it's 3rd and Goal with 95 yards to go and the defense commits a penalty that comes with an automatic first down.
Not long ago someone said something to the effect of >Getting Tulane into the pac-12 is perfectly reasonable, but getting USF would cause the entire conference to implode Can someone explain to me how a couple hundred miles of travel at most is the difference between thriving and dying?
>>144534068It does but I have no idea when they play or if they're good. I took one class there twenty years ago.
>2 more sleeps
App State fans are probably about to start leaving
FLUFFED
This is a fucking blowout. I didn’t know App State was this bad.
Reminder that App State is the only real obstacle standing between Liberty and another undefeated season, which likely will include a playoff spot.
>Crapp State
>>144537315A lot of shit has to happen for Liberty to make the playoff even at 12-0
>>144537280its over
>>144536646Rate my gf 1-10
>rhythmic slapping in the ref locker room
>>144537381Just need the G5 champs to lose 2-3 games and they’re in.
another foomble lmfao
I'm glad the App State era is finally over.Boone always was an empty, boring town. Fake mountains and shit academics too.
>>144537414She’s cute!
>>144528216I'm sorry but Texas is NOT deep south nor will it ever be
Can South Alabama hit the over themselves? o/u was 62.5
>>144537539Yes. Game is ending 55-10.
>>144537601my game is 56-17 holy shit its still the 3rd quarter
sounds like everyone left. crowd is absolutely silent with 15+ min left to play
>>144537634switched games
>Joey AAACKuilar
good call, guys
lol at the snow angel
with App State falling to USA, where does this leave either of them in the CFB Playoffs?
>>144537496Damn the App State defense is so soft
>>144537874LSU looks like the habsburg family tree
How long until Mel Tucker resurfaces somewhere?
>>144537911Neither team will make the playoffs.
>>144537911Probably not there, somebody in the G5 will have 1 loss
>>144538022He's been spotted selling trunk meat in front of home Depot in Cleveland Michigan
>>144538088kek I forgot about the trunk meat thing
found a decent game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJVM4CXOEQo
>>144538119and it's over
>>144538076krypton ass
>>144529748Yeah... that's not how that works. It will still be more pale and blotchy even if she got no sun anon.
>untouched TD
>>144538022Maybe one day he can find a NFL position coach job
>>144530688lol wrong
Laundry is more exciting than this shit. I thought this was the fun belt.
>>144538201>i moved to a theocratic shithole state for thisgrim
Joey Aguilar was still taking shots deep into the Clemson gameDoes Shawn Clark just hate him?
TIED GAME GOING ON GET IN HERE!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18lZGCB7y5w
what a beatdown
>>144538303If it's yellow, leave it mellow.
>>144528133
>>144538355A big pass completion!
>>144528465one of the biggest regrets/moments of retardation was being at this off campus party and chatting this spinner up. i give her and her friend a ride back to her dorm, and she asks me if i want to sleep there. i fucking didn't. then like the next few days on campus i am autistic and pretend i don't see her. i just listen to my headphones and walk by. then that next week after the last party, there is another party, and i try to chat her up again and she is a bitch to me.oh well, maybe she would have given me an STD. thats one of the ways I cope.
hold on, games not over yet
>>144537539It’s going to miss by 0.5 kek
>Under gonna hit because of South Alabama's missed XP earlier in the gamelmfao
>>144538487>. i fucking didn'tdork
it's still tied
>>144538487Lemme get this straight. You got invited to stay the night in a dorm room with 2 women and you said no?
>>144538557yes, i know.>>144538637yes, in my mind that night I was dropping her off I said to myself, "I just drove her home so I can't say that I am now too drunk to drive the rest of the way home"
>>144538637You are clearly not autistic enough to be here, norman. When I was in high school my fat ass and I mean fat ass not fat bitch shift manager at Wendy's who was a grade above me asked me on a date and I said no because I thought she just wanted to hang out or something and I would rather be playing halo
refbros
>>144538741whats wrong with his arm?!
>>144538741poor guy
>>144538775>>144538782Most interesting crew chief ever. I saw that same finger deformity on a former Arkansas Razorback receiver. He now coaches at Pulaski Academy in Little Rock, AR
These logos are killing me
>>144538828God these fucking high schools have more professional productions and stadiums than my fcs uni did
4th Quarter close game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZysXj5KV3-g>>144538853God Blessed Texas with his own hand.
>>144538933Last play and its over
>>144538487Reminds me of my college years (but less autismo)These girls who would always party with us would lay down all the obvious hints to me, I'd brush it off, they'd keep going, I'd play it down. And so on. It wasn't cause I was an autist but because my self-esteem deemed these girls were way out of my league. I guess they thought I was playing hard to get (I played on the hockey team) so wanted it more. Then I was snorting coke in the bathroom in this girl Chantelle broke the door down told me she wanted the D and said she'd suck me off for a line and that was the ice breaker that kicked off my college years.Now I'm mid-30s, balding, greying, and work a bullshit job for a housing developer and have no kids still. Holy fuck I'm a loser and miss those days boys. Take me back.
17-7 4th Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H755Rghypxc
>>144538853Things get really shitty when you get down to Division III. Pic related was built in 2013 so they can't even use decay as an excuse. Think my middle school had a better football field.
>>144538836>Team that got blown the fuck out by frontrunner still being hyped as a contenderI hate the playoff NWO
One time my brother went to some chunker’s dorm after the bar. He started sobering up and was like fuck this I gotta go and dipped when she was in the bathroom. He kept calling for a ride and I was like nigger just crash there. Anyway he ended up walking home 12 miles.
>>144528240You good, anon?
>>144539042Idk manAny stadium without a track is nice to meCan you just sit in a lawn chair and watch?
>>144539042Looks comfy
>>144538998in retrospect I really don't think I have/had autism. It was just a total lack of confidence and anxiety during times of sobriety. i'm a lot more confident in social situations now (over 10 years since being in college) but still anxious sometimes. DESU I try my best to think of how I only care what I think of myself, not what others think of me (if you get what I mean). My dad taught me that but not until I was like 25. He wasn't very present during my formative years.
>>144539147As far as I can tell, they don't sell tickets so if you showed up with a lawn chair, they'd probably be ok with that.
>>144539247Is there any particular reason why the field is that far away from the field?I understand wanting to center it up with the soccer field but you don't have to
>>144538853because high schools send players up to D-I. on the other hand, D-III is the dregs of football athletic talent. it's no different than beer leagues in terms of player skill. it's a circling drain and all those players suck shit. no need to pamper them with better amenities to improve their chances of moving on to a big college
>>144539226It's a good life lesson to have and build on. If we were back 5 years ago before the (((lockdowns))) I'd have a lot more confidence now to lock down a family but my country is utterly FUCKED now and I'm just looking to survive the winter.
>>144539042Look at this visitor section at a stadium near meWhy even fucking bother?
>>144539226Which is more important to society, creativity or cooperation?
>>144539042D3 has some kino stadiums.
>>144539282If I wanted to design a killbox for visiting fans, I'd hire the architect of that visitor sections.
>>144539282you could seat a bunch of people on that grass hill provided that they brought a blanket from home if you ever had a big game there.
>>144538836>Louisville without the script L>NC State without the NCS leters
>>144539307Fuck, paid for my ex-wife to complete a degree in HR at UW-Whitewater as part of the divorce settlement. Was worth the price to be rid of the type of woman who wanted a degree in HR.
>>144539274>on the other hand, D-III is the dregs of football athletic talent.Isn't it that D3 level is zero scholarships? At that point you're better off having a u21 junior league system for guys working full time or attending trade schools. They have those leagues in some parts of Canada. I played in one in BC and it was a lot of fun. Recent HS grads and trade schoolers smashing beers in the locker room after games and smoking cigarettes in the parking lot next to pickup trucks. It was a good standard of ball too, Andrew Harris (14 year career CFL RB) played in the league at that time. He went HS - Juniors - Pro and skipped college entirely.
>>144539353Many D3 schools are on the verge of bankruptcy and keep the lights on by essentially selling spots on their athletics teams to kids who don't know better. Them, and often their families, get their egos stroked when told they made the team and are going to be college athletes. Since Division III doesn't have athletic scholarships, they go into debt to attend. IIRC some Division III schools have over 60% of the student body on one of their athletic teams. Without those students paying tuition, the schools would collapse and close.Of course that's not all D3 schools. Many are in good financial shape and the try outs for their teams are competitive but there's lots of really sad exploitation going on too at that level.
>>144539284is this a test of my autism? society is defined as a group of people living orderly. cooperation means we all have a similar goal. creativity seems rather selfish. in an established and proven society, I think cooperation is more important.
>>144539307
>>144539517>is this a test of my autism?Yes>I think cooperation is more important.Probably not autistic.
>>144531791As a Montanan when I heard of dry counties it blew my mind. I didn't know they existed. If it wasn't for bars the whole state would fall apart
>>144531791good lord, what is happening in wisconsin?
>>144539676Apparently it's insanely easy to be a license in Wisconsin to open a bar so they're everywhere and function like neighborhood pubs in the UK and Ireland.
>>144539739I heard of a bar in Wisconsin only accessible by snowmobile
>>144539773Snowmobiling to the bar in general is very popular in winter. A lot of the bars have little cubbies for your helmet.
>>144531791How do they have comprehensive data on "binge drinking" on every single county in the US?>>144539676central european immigrants moved there, set up a bunch of breweries and brought their drinking cultures with them. Combined with miserable cold that keeps people inside and the American House of Mirrors's amplifying and distorting effects of cultural inputs, this strong beer culture morphed into wisconsinites actually taking pride in their "culture" of being sloppy trash goop people who get sloshed every day. There are people legitimately giving their 14 year old children brews at the table that consider it healthy behavior. Just look at their crowds in home games: FAS signs everywhere, it's disturbing. You know those memes about being a proud booze cruiser? Some Wisconsinites actually act like that. It's unbelievable how into being drunk they are.
DUI laws there are lax and law enforcement looks the other way frequently until you hit something.
Im so excited for my Northern Illinois Huskies :)
>>144539862I went to college in Wisconsin from a nearby state and could not fucking believe how much they drank. It’s 100% ingrained in their culture. It ended up getting on top of me up so bad I got expelled. Absolute maniacs.
>>144539939I got a DUI in a red state thanks to new seizure meds making me sleepy. Said "yeah, sure, we can do blood work, I haven't been drinking" and it ended up costing me like eight grand total when it was all over and the DA still wouldn't drop it because controlled substances lmao. An old man had also recently killed a family of four for the same reason, but he passed out when I just swerved a little bit.Still salty about it always gonna be salty about it
Roll Tide
>>144540034What do you think is your most difficult remaining game?
>>144540336Has to be @ NCSU, which is winnable. If they don’t run the table besides that, they have no one to blame but themselves
>>144537874FIU has to be the most delusional program on here
>>144540067What do the people who aren’t that into alcohol do? I don’t drink much at all anymore.
>>144540608You're not beating Toledo or Miami
>>144540636Nah Old Dominion is worse. At least FIU is in the same city.
>>144540712EhOld Dominion never really spent any time at the same level as James Madison They have played twice (both at FCS level) and Old Dominion, despite being a new program, won both games handily I doubt any of the students even remember they were in the FCSThey probably do remember the two times they beat VT in Norfolk though
>>144540747Nvm James Madison has beaten ODU the last two yearsStill, anyone who was an ODU fan probably doesn't really consider each other at their level
>>144540712Old Dominion's biggest rival is William & Mary but they play at different levels in footballOld Dominion was originally a second campus to W&M
>>144529380Cucklahomo is going to get raped by the UT Vols
>>144541417
>>144536348Rednecks are such chads
The annual USC-UCLA game should be played in SoFi Stadium
>>144541679>tranime
>>144541679>Chadime
>>144542014Based idea
One small day until it's a HUGE day for college football.
>>144542555>domed stadium>fake grass>based
>>144542853Rose bowl sucks, la coliseum is abysmal
>crapp state
App State really was an appetizer for Texas State
>>144543122so is your post
>>144543226I find the good joke and blow it by forgetting what school they played
>>144543272Nowhere near as good as SoFi Stadium? I agree
>>144543122NFLtards aren’t welcome here.
Three games tonight:>Stanford vs Syracuse | ESPN | 7:30>#24 Illinois vs #22 Nebraska | FOX | 8:00>San Jose State vs Washington State | CW | 10:00
Newton > Leibniz
>>144543338The Rose Bowl stadium stopped being special when the Rose Bowl game stopped being special. The LA Coliseum has been shit for decades thanks to those hideous boxes
>>144528240>he didn't take USC +7 in preseason lmaoing @ ur life
>>144543122Coliseum is kino, the atmosphere just sucks because they never sell it out.
>>144543383Would you guys casually date a pornstar? Like you know you aren’t going to marry them or spend your life with them. If they were pretty fun to be around I think I would. Go do chill hangouts around town. Have some good sex together. Just have carefree fun.
This would be great if it wasn't a mile and a half away from the field, so all the seats get tarped off and cheap aluminum bleachers get out on the field instead
>>144544480Forgot to post pic
>>144539676Aurora borealis
>>144540111Did you beat the charges or were you convicted?
>>144544150I’m deathly afraid of catching herpes so probably not. If herpes wasn’t a thing then absolutely.
>>144544150No, because every single one of them is going to have an obsessed incel stalking them and if you’re the one plugging her holes instead of him he’s going to try and skin you alive for it
>>144544150>Would you guys casually date a pornstar?what does 'casually' date mean? You mean FUCK them? yes. They aren't as cool as you think. Matter of fact, the more women you're with the more you'll realize they're ALL the same. They're fucking retards that are terrible with money. There are 1% of women that aren't starving for love/validation/attention every waking hour. Unfortunately, like blecks, the 99% are complete trash as "people"> fugged way too many women over the past 50 years. They never change(and yes, some of them were pornstars. Strippers, prostitutes, pornstars, snapthots, sugar babies...they are all the same. The 'normal' ones are usually the most degenerate)
>>144544596>afraid of catchingthe ones who are the petri dishes of STDs are the 'casuals'. Women who have sex as a vocation are much more discerning when it comes to protecting their vage and will be disease free
>>144544708Lol
>>144539862Some of those state lines are way to clean. Definitely not universal methodology or definitions.
>>144544775Regardless of methodology, the story’s the same.
>>144544962Oh i believe it
>>144544962This is what happens when the Tavern League is the strongest state lobby
>>144544962Not challenging the assumption of wisconsin being the drunkest, I just don't believe a lot of the data is very accurate, even if it is from a real study. Hate unsourced maps about subjective topics simple as. Alcohol sales/capita or DUIs would be much better. I just know the south isn't that green, I fuckin live here, I've lived here for a long time and in many different places and there are a lot of drunks.
>>144545092>Alcohol sales/capita or DUIs would be much betterthere are guys up here with double digit DUIs
Wisconsin seems like such a frozen shithole I’d probably have to be drunk every day to live there too
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20> Stanford @ Syracuse 7:30 PM ESPN>>> 24 Illinois @ 22 Nebraska 8:00 PM FOX> San Jose State @ Washington State 10:00 PM CW
>>144545219wew
>>144544962>>144545092It literally just comes down to Wisconsin tracks their alcohol sales better than any other state. It’s the same idea just in the opposite direction of “if you don’t report crime there is none”
>>144545251Nah, you don’t really understand.
>>144545268that’s not an argument
>>144545286Doesn’t mean it isn’t true.
>>144545251might be onto something, at least in parthttps://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/sosmap/liver_disease_mortality/liver_disease.htm
>>144545304IAYC :^)
>>144545251Nah man go to Wisconsin. It's different up there. You may think you've met drunks but you've never met these hosers
>>144545307this is indirectly a map of indian reservations, which have notorious substance issues
>>144539862qurious
This one always makes me laugh. The one non-drunk Wisconsin county isn’t a county, it’s a lake.
>>144545393that's part of it, certainly. but that's not material outside of a handful of states
>>144544735I've heard herpes is just a fact of life in the porn industry, which makes sense because condoms only partially protect from herpes transmission and herpes can be transmitted when a person has no visible sores. Not to mention that most of these porn stars are getting raw dogged.
>>144545410ive been soboer for 20 days and its fucking boring
>>144545415it matters if you consider that the combination of subs is what is going to blow up your liver faster than pure booze. to be sure you would want to check for renal failure rates
>>144545438I’ve been sober for 1 day and I feel sick
>>144545453thats he only upside to not drinking everydaythe only way to not have a hangover is to drink which gives you a hangover
this is a good one
>>144545545
>>144528229>Noon BlockFor me it's Florida v Piss Shit in The Toiletb Owl, and Kanshit v West Virginia in The Retard Off.>Afternoon BlockFor me it's Utah v Chokelolhomo Shit in the B12 Championship Part 1, and Rutgers v Virginia Kek for the lulz.>Primetime BlockFor me it's Cal v FSPoo for the Ideology War, and Sharty v Boston College for the lulz. Honorary mention for Iowa v Minnesota for the most disgusting offensive game of the year.
FREE MONEYTennessee Volunteers -6.5
>>144545545This is absolutely fascinating.
can we still post tanlines
>>144542704for me it's medium days
>>144538487My senior year we hosted a party at our house and when it was over there was a really drunk freshman girl (5/10 face but 10/10 body) who didn’t have a ride. I told her she could sleep in my room and promised not to touch her or anything. She accepted. Early in the night she put her face right up against mine with her eyes closed, only inches away. I decide I won’t kiss her unless she kisses me first because I gave her my word. Eventually she rolls away and goes to sleep. I wish I had hooked up with her, at the same time my friends at the time were lame and cared about age gaps (I was 24 and she was 19 you sick fuck).
>>144545781>tanlineslook real hard, you see the tanline
>>144545930why do you think so many women are raped?> because they WANT to be raped
>>144545930She wanted a little action, she would've never agreed to be in your room otherwise. Women won't even touch men they find unattractive, it physically repulses them.
My coach is hotter than your coach.
In my headcannon, Kirk Cousins played at the same time as Chris Rix. Feels like he should be pushing 50 years old.
>>144545930>promised not to touch her or anythinglmao how did that convo go?>Hey you don’t have a ride home? You can stay with me in my bedroom. I won’t touch you. Seriously stay, you won’t get touched I swear. If there’s one thing I really don’t like it’s rapists, so please stay with me in my bedroom tonight.
>>144546138he didn't even give her any eggs, a failure on all counts
>>144546111Big Kirko never lost to Michigan
>>144545453>I’ve been sober for 1 dayENJOY YOUR RELAPSE
>>144546138>You can stay with me in my bedroom. I won’t touch you.Just that part really.>>144546010I know. I have this autism thing though where I want to keep my word no matter what. I didn’t want to be a liar.
IF there is one thing anon's can learn from this thread its that> the biggest regret in life is the action you DON'T takeYou can NEVER be too aggressive with a woman. They are all waiting for you to make a move
>>144546205I actually cringe way harder over the cringe shit I did trying to get girls.
>>144546205I think about the girls I turned down in college and what I would give to fuck them today
>>144546314>the cringe shit I didwhich were beta games instead of being aggressive, right?> point stands, primate
>>144546378>I think about the girls I turned down in college and what I would give to fuck them todaythe good news is> MONEY can make that happen> with TODAY's college girls
>>144546205That’s right guys. NEVER take no for an answer. These words like “no” or “stop” or “ow” just means they are playing hard to get. They always want you to take control. You don’t want to look back in regret about missing out. Every woman wants you, even if they are activity trying to get away once you’ve got them. This anon knows what’s up.
>>144546380Nah shit like trying multiple times to kiss girls on dates that I now realize were clearly not interested in me at all.
>>144546412Calm down roastie.
>>144546412>. Every woman wants youmaybe not YOU, per se, but they do want a man to put them in their place because deep down they all know they are stupid, retarded, dumb fucking cunts that are only good to be stuffed with gorgonite gravy from Penis Elite cocks
>>144546412No means yes; yes means in the butt.
>>144546414ah....ya miss every shot you don't take. No need to beat yourself up over GOING FOR IT> an attempt was madeat least you're not like these WEIRDOS in this thread that never did anythingha ha, imagine being one of THOSE losers
New >>144546544
>>144530378This is what mongers and gutterchasers tell themselves
>>144535747you just know woth those crazy eyes she can suck the soul out of your dick
Fuck yeah, I love my alma mater, they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory any day!-.t Syracuse alum
