old >>144522350
Dodgers!
>>144530655>Phillies, Dodgers, Guardians can all clinch postseason spots TODAY>Chris Sale vies for his 18th win>Phillies/Mets and D-backs/Brewers open up pivotal 4-game sets
Jays
Royals own ya stankin azz
TB: Yandy Díaz is starting at designated hitter and batting third for the Rays on ThursdayNYM: Francisco Lindor (back) remains out of the Mets lineup on ThursdayTOR: George Springer is not in the lineup for the Blue Jays on Thursday against the RangersSEA: Mariners manager Dan Wilson said Luis Castillo (hamstring) is “progressing as he should be.”FA: Charlie Culberson announced his retirement from baseball on ThursdayMIA: Marlins reinstated OF Derek Hill (shoulder) from the 10-day ILLAD: Miguel Rojas remains out of the lineup for the Dodgers on ThursdayBAL: Orioles manager Brandon Hyde mentioned that he “wouldn’t be surprised” if Ramón Urías (ankle) is back in the Orioles lineup before Jordan Westburg (hand)
The guardians are the SECOND team to clinch a playoff spot FUCK YOU FAGGOTS!!!!GO GUARDIANS HAHAHAHHAAH
>>144530672The Cleveland Tribe already clinched the playoffs
>>144530680how the fuck do you know my azz be stankin?!
>>144530655>ALL TIMES ETfeels good beast coast bros
Chris Sale is the NL Cy Young winner
It’s very obvious when teams use their pitchcom interceptors to hit.
>Tigers are tied with Twins for final wild card
Yankees
>>144530683Thanks bakespie.
6-3 good enough for tigers to make their first postseason berth since 2016?
>>144530716Technuckally Tigers are behind due to tiebreaker. But yeah, Twins bout to fall off
>>144530706I'm sorry
anglels
I am praying for you gay feesh
>>144530799Cabrera got some swing and miss he could do it. The harder part will be the Marlins getting to Flaherty
>>144530776I wish I looked like this
>>144530750Fuck it 9-0 we're going for Baltimore to!
doyers
Martianbros…
>>144530714This is the only good thing about my season as a White Sox fan. He deserves a CY.
>after 5 hitless innings, Kevin Gausman was pulled from his start with lower back tightnessat least, it wasn't elbow related.
we gonna walk down toelectric avenue
wtf Rags choked out of the playoffs again? >Seattle tooMan they sure were talking shit earlier in the season huh? Baseball has its own way of tempering egos. >Bichette ded again for the seasonclassic Bo
My Yankees had too much to drink last night.
M A R I N E R S ARINERS
Chadres, also my friend is making an Oddloop 2hu themed gif, he will make an empty template for everyone to draw their favorite girls and sports once he's finished!
Joe and Orel!
>leave me alone i'm meditating
>>144530925>>144530925doyers fish gamebread
Who's ready for the Mets to choke in the first round of the playoffs again? In before Houston wins it again after doing virtually nothing all season while all these big buyers ended up ruining their teams. Also lol Baltimore dominant now stuck with a wild card exit.My boy Kooch gonna no-hit a world series game, believe it!
Yankees.
>>144530976>mets>the playoffsTop Zozzle
>>144530870Bo's never been the same player since his knee got fucked up last year
>"off we go with ohtani swinging and missing"yup that's how all dodger games start
>>144531086poor guys just too pretty for the game
ohtani hit a double. time for his 50th steal.
>>144531132if his 50th steal is 3rd, kino
let's be nice to the cubs
How does Ohtani have that many steals? Are the pitchers just giving the bases to him?
>>144531148kino would be if he stole home as wellthat's 30 for Vladdy!
50 STEALS FOR GOATANI!
God please overturn this
30 HRs for Vladdy
Doyers
>>144531152his technique is phenomenal on top of the speed
>>144531148>his 50th steal is 3rdKINO!
I won bar trivia on a beer chug tiebreaker last night I have a wide open throat
Fag capital of the world
>>144531273bar trivia is awesome. my proudest moment was making the top 10 nationally a couple rounds
>>144531273my local bar trivia is a three-parter>general knowledge (great)>my baseball team (free points)>Name that Tune!and it's always retarded zoomer shit I've never heard of so I never win. thinking of planting someone with Shazam in the corner of the bar and feeding me the answers on an earpiece because it's bullshit
bag is secured
>>144531310that's pretty insane anon, congrats
umps already giving the game to the dodgers what the hell was that strikeout?
>>144531327oh well that's no fun if it's the same every week. gives you a chance to study - - not true trivia imo
Always keep it cubs related
>>144531391Wiser words have never been spoken
GG rags, see ya next year
I can’t wait to head down to the local BREWERY to drink IPAs with my wife’s male friends and do TRIVIA, it’s just like a quiz in middle school but without pesky kids getting in the way. After we’ll all compare our WORDLE STREAKS and watch WOLVERINE VS DEADPOOL in theaters for the 8th time. God I’m so AMPED for TRIVIA NIGHT.
>>144531365yeah I think they only have like 250 sports questions or so that they cycle, but the general knowledge is fresh, think they have some Jeopardy fans behind the counter
>>144531430As a manager, would you challenge this to potentially rob him of his 50th or leave it alone
>>144531410>can't see the simple pleasure in heading to your local dive to square off against alcoholics on a weeknight You're gayer than all of us, which is saying something in /mlb/
>>144531410it's fun with good friends. those moments don't come around too often nowadays
>>144531457The Marlins are out of contention, so "muh historic season" is more important than winning games now.
>>144531457The manager usually just relays what the replay team tells him. If they didn't think it was worth challenging, it probably wasn't.
>Guardians winTHERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
>>144531523Oh I didn't know that. I thought the manager makes the decision to challenge or not
>>144531410>drink IPAsFag
>>144531534Haven't you ever seen the bench coach or whatever on the dugout phone whenever they're deciding to challenge something or not?
>>144531553Ah yeah. So that's what it is. Thank you anon!
>>144531410>4channel posters when it's time to write a new cuck pasta
Let’s go Jazz!
Season is over, honestly feels like we're just waiting for Shohei to 50/50 and then the league can shut it down and move on
Ok so out of>Mets>Braves>DiamondbacksWho's the one missing the playoffs
memeners going to memener it up
>>144531569Shut up you whiny bitch. At least you're not a white sox fan.
>>144531610I want to say the diamondbacks given the teams they're facing for the rest of the season, but the braves are the braves
RBItani
>>144531640How can you possibly say the Braves are the Braves but give the Mets of all teams a pass
>Ohtani 2 for 2what the fuck is happening
Have you ever noticed that only ugly women complain about beauty standards? It's like how only retards like >>144531410 complain about trivia competitions.
>>144531656because the Mets are good :)
Tough draw but Cabrera doesn't have it today
>ohtani ab #1 1st inning, leadoff double + stole third>ohtani ab #1 2nd inning, single + stole secondyeah i'm thinking junetani is coming back
Burgie :)
uh oh
burger bomb
Having a few checks brews with /mlb/ and enjoying some baseball trivia at the local watering hole…kino
Jintsbros...not like this!
We need some watering holes
Show us the watering hole son
>twins lostalright red sox, tonight we need to pull our shit together
cornhole
You know /mlb/ invented cornhole but it was way different when we did it
>>144530655>Phillies clinch the NL East if they take 2 of 4 from the Mets this seriesAlright, let's get this starte-->Taijuan Walker is starting tonightWelp, grats on the free win Mets.
Our Atlanta Braves won, but we need the Phillies to actually try tonight
>>144532015bro this is the starting pitcher, don't even start hoping
Gaylanta gayves kek
>two walked in runsthanks marlins
>>144532068I see Philly fags bitching about him all the time, but I didn't know he was that bad
>>144532068at least he's still in the league
>>144532068i dont know what these nerd numbers meme stats mean
>ohtani got caught on the tripleTHE CYCLE IS DEAD
>Judge steals a baghaha fuck you ohtani
>>144532227trying to horn in on the attention
>>144532227Can he get 40 more before the end of the season?
predict how the playoffs will transpire
>>144532294dodgers lose
>>144532294matlins wn
>>144532294Royals win it all
>Taijuan Walker starting pitchjer
>>144532068Holy fuck lmao
based edman
>>144532294Padres get to the NLCS and lose the last game of the series in extra innings in some really stupid way that makes everyone just kind of annoyed
>Mets on channel 9 tonight
Why do they keep hitting my Mariners :(
gigachud is here to chew bubblegum and beam memeners... and hes all out of gum.
Why are the games today so early
>>144532542Travel day
>>144532542Getaway day
>>144532520Bunch of teams traveling today
>Early window Dodgers during the post lunch slumpGreat day
>>144532542So they can travel. Late games are starting a series it looks like.
>>144532542it's a travel day
>>144532577>>144532553>>144532550>>144532555Got itIs this normal? Or am I just noticing
>>144532608It’s normal Whenever games are early it’s usually a travel day for one of the teams
>>144532608>Is this normal? Or am I just noticingusually happens on Thursdays
>>144532553gapeway arse kek
>>144532608Wednesday & Sunday are the usual day game days.
>>144532112he's had TWO (2) phantom IL stints this year. the phillies tried to get some random AAA pitchers to fill in and they all had one good outing then reverted back to being AAA shitters. So now Taijaun is back as the 5th starter.
>>144532608players are on the move all the time. Thursdays and Mondays are the most common travel days.
>>144532675I bet he'd lead the league in IP if effectiveness wasn't an issue. he's built like a tank. too bad he sucks.
>>144532683>rate my fit /fa/
>>144532683I'm not sure whether I'd find the constant t moving around fun or shitty.
>>144532715His fastball used to be mid 90s, now it's low 90s and sometimes high 80s; his change up is just a meatball, he can't land his curveball, and his split is a hanging meatball. It's grim. To be fair he's still got a good pickoff move.
>>144532723why not both
>>144532723As I get older I find it more of a drag to travelBut if you have a private method of transportation then why not
Congrats the Braves finally won TWO (2) fucking games against the Reds and went 2-5 in the season series
>>144532735
>>144532768haha he can keep the runner he walked from stealing before he gives up a homerun that scores that runner too.
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
OHTANI BOMB
49
49th FOR GOATANI!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG FLY OHTANI SAN
>doyers comfortably winning>ohtani sees green light to statpadpathetic
49HOMERUNMATCHINGSEANGREENFORAFRANCHISERECORDTANI
438ft WEW
#1 angels fan
>>144532767Braves have shit the bed against bad trams all hear and win against the good teams for the most part
Doyer Dingers
ngl I'm awestruck
the cubs can still do this
>>144530655Angels
>>144532314They're done for. They're not even making the playoffs.
>>144532294Padres win 4 games to 3 over the Astros
>>144530776
Ohtani has reached 49 -51.Nippon banzai.One more, boys!!!
Yankees can still win this game.
My prediction for the rest of the season, once Ohtani gets his 50/50, they're going to consider letting him pitch again to show off, likely just a reliever for like a single inning against the Rockies or something and he's going to injure himself right before the playoffs and be out for the rest of the season and playoffs
>>144533164he's not pitching. he'll probably get plunked in the hand though afterward and miss the playoff
I trust in the Rockies and Padres that Ohtani will somehow go 0-4 in each of the remaining games and miss the 50/50 if he doesn't get it here.
>>144531327>mixing boomer shit with zoomer shitdevilish
>>144531553I figured, but then does that mean that someone's getting fired if they challenge and the call doesn't get overturned?
What's the best team for me if I'm a huge raging faggot?
>>144533264padres ofc
GG 27BROSTHANK YOU ANDRES MUNOZMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>>144533264berbs
stankees lose
>>144533261No, because New York is genuinely retarded and will get obvious shit wrong.
tigers win, even on an off day
OHTANI #50/mlb/ mad in 3...2...1
>>144533264See>>144533281
FITTY FITTY
HOLY LIVING FUCK
>>144533264gotta be the cumps
WITNESSED
>>144533284Wait, I thought it was one of the team's own people talking on the phone with the coach. You're telling me it's the NY VAR faggots themselves? Isn't there some conflict of interest there, since they're giving advice to a team without being part of it?
HOLY FUCK HE DID IT IN THE SAME STADIUM HE CLOSED THE WBC IN >curtain call on the roadKINO
Tanigers makey ya seethe?
THE MADMAN DID ITFIFTYIFTY
51 50 OH SHIT STOP THE COUNT NOW
HOES MAD
I FUCKING LOVE SHOHEI
I don't care, the Mariners won today, today means nothing.
50/50
idk why but I felt like watching sportscenter and credit to them for showing a live look at the at bat
GOAT HES THE FUCKING GOATGOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOATTHE BEST TO EVER DO IT
>>144533345
>>144533083>R+RBIruns + rbi? cause if so those numbers are way wrong.
WE ARE SO UP
>>144533354He'll go 1-15 as they're swept in the NLDS
>>144533362take out HR, i don't double-count them scoring their own runs
ARBITRARY ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED, 50 SOLO SHOTS/50 MANFRED BASESnow they have the perfect excuse to say that a guy who hasn't played a single inning of defense is the mvp
bros I dont like how much MLB is pushing Ohtani and Judge/Soto. This shit better not be scripted to force a Dodgers - Yankees WS
>>144533354though you died. it's been a while
>>144533380Both will lose in the playoffs
Truly the GOAT of all time
Still doesn't deserve MVP because he doesn't play defense
>>144533411"we'll see about that"
>>144533380>This shit better not be scripted to force a Dodgers - Yankees WSManfred's orders after last year's shit WS ratings
The absolute state of lindorfags
José Canseco started it and Shohei Ohtani took it to another level
still getting buried by lindor
>>144533380The MLB absolutely has their own script in motion, but some of the leading teams just refuse to follow it. You saw how that Padres/Astros game on Tuesday went, they were absolutely trying to fix the game in ways that both teams were pissed off over.
>>144533432BalcOHtani
He did it!no more shame, Shohei https://suno.com/song/91faa0cb-bd8b-410b-b820-24458d179447
>>144533411can you think of something more Manfredian than a DH winning MVP in the NL?
How much will the ball be worth?
NEW>>144533455>>144533455>>144533455>>144533455
>>144533457Ippei died for this
>>144533436That game made no sense. Tons of balls against the Astros were called strikes, but then they decide to let Profar get to first base even though he clearly wasn't hit by the pitch, plus the whole Altuve foul business.If they were following a script they changed it mid-game
>>144533435>stop the count, don't update your stats, NOOOO
>>144533432I remember being in such awe when Canseco got 40-40. I don't even know how to think about this.
are the yankees actually good now? or just a meme?
>>144533320No they don't call New York. The bench coach will get on the phone and call someone they have watching the monitors who then tells the bench coach whether to challenge or not and then the manager requests the challenge and then the umps on the field call the replay center in New York The problem is that the umps in New York (the ones who review it) are genuinely really fucking stupid and are very biased towards whatever the call on the field was because they don't want to show up another ump.
>authenticating shohei's decoy cleatsKEK
>>144533495Will they be selling his jock? I've got $200,000 and I need that 50/50 strap
>>144533480lindor hasn't played in a week, ohtani needs lindor to do literally nothing for a week in order to get near his levelreally makes you think
>>144533495His pads are being authenticated too
>>144533546Ippei is pissed he missed his chance to steal authentic shit to hock later
>>144533561fucking kekippei should be put on suicide watch
>>144533480I didn't realize Soto was having a better season than this retard. Fagtani is so overrated lmfao.
Hey Mets, how about we split this series like gentlemen? You get into the playoffs, Phillies win the division. Let the Phillies win the first two so they can celebrate then you can win the last two.
>>144533472he was checking his parlay on that ipad
mets game starting, get your feast ready
Lindor should be MVP for his overall play (offense and defense) for the Mets. MVP is supposed to be most valuable to your team and Lindor has shown that all season. Ohtani has had a spectacular season but Lindor's play at shortstop to me gives him the end.
>>144533587>Lindor has shown that all seasonHe wasn't even an all star
>>144533581Imagine the fat shit she took after that.
>>144533587Nah
Can the circlejerk please end now? 50/50 with the juiced balls he gets and with the new meme bags and baserunning rules is like a RB in 2035 (when the NFL season's are 20 games) beating a Jim Brown rushing record
Japan is currently tweeting about Ohtani about 200 times a minuteIt's like 8 am there
cubgerscubyalspadRAYngersdodkeescubkeescubbiespadubbiestigodsbrewbacksgayants
>>144531656You been coping all day huh?
>>144533626It's called marketing, MLB will post about Ohtani for the next decade
>>144533581am I crazy or did Severino face the Phillies in the last series?
https://twitter.com/BallyMarlins/status/1836902269624963415marlins call
>>144533679is that the highest attendance for the marlins all year?
don't forget about the cubs
>>144533704I forgot
>>144533607gladly
>>144533587Based actual baseball fan
position player pitching to Ohtani!
>>144533607
>>144533694It's probably the highest since opening day which was a sell-out. They had Neymar throw the first pitch that day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHOHEI OHTANI HAT TRICK
>>144533725KEK51/51 NOW
Lindor fags it just keeps getting worse
HOLY FUCK
IMAGINE being a lindor cuck right now KEK
51-51
6 FOR 63 HOMERUNS2 STOLEN BASES10 RBIHOLY SHIT!
>>144533768kino
>lindorfagsKWAB
>>144533773wew
lucky fags who get to be at that game live
Imagine being ronald acuna jr and thinking you had the best power/speed season ever only to get topped immediately the next year
SIX hits and TEN RBIs
>>144533773lindorbros...
>>144533742>>144533744>>144533750>>144533752>>144533756>>144533764>>144533766>>144533768>>144533773>>144533780>>144533785>>144533795>>144533796>>144533803the balls are clearly juiced you gullible cunts
>>144533819holy COPE
ATTABOY MARKY
>>144533773EHM VEE PEE!
Vientos is so back
SWAGGY V
Lindor never had a chance at MVP and only delusional retards thought he did
It would have been 60/60 had he chosen right
>>144533850>and only delusional retards thought he didSo the typical mets fan
He's back >>144533710
Back to back
Congrats to Ohtani even with the meme SBs but lmao at the "greatest day in baseball history" call.
>>144533855>leaving the angels for the canadian angelshe made the right choice
>>144533850>losing mvp to a guy who doesn't even actually play baseball as defined by the first sentence of the baseball rulebookmest gonna mest
BACK2BACKThat WC spot is ours
>>144530655What the Mets are doing to their fans is cruel as fuck. All this just for them to inevitably collapse in the playoffs. The worst part is that they decided to buy at the deadline when they could've sold and gotten some good prospects in return.
BASED PETE IS SO FUCKING BACK
>>144533866kek. has he made those threads before or something?
MY Mets :)
>you can't just keep playing games, my guy is injured! stop the count!
And so it begins... a Taijaun Walker scheduled loss.
>>144533896Kek ur scared of the metsies!!!! kek
Mets still suck
The Dodgers have a better offense than the Rams
>>144533855:(
>doyerfags can't even enjoy the ohtani record because they are obsessed with the Mets and an injured Fransisco Lindortop kek I mean I knew they were inauthentic as baseball fans but I didn't realize it was this bad
>>144533919No, I just feel bad for them. I know what it's like to have a team set itself back years because of a fluke season.
beating taijuan "its gone" walker is like winning the world series for mets fans
It’s not that impressive because he got thrown out trying to stretch out that triple earlier. No cycle? No care.
>>144533819>mestfagsYou faggots are truly pathetic
Manfred made pitchers pitch juiced balls to Ohtani so he'd reach 50-50 and everyone would forget the gambling scandal Manfred covered up at the start of the season
>JD
>>144533948Remember last week when they went up 4-0 against Kolby "literally who" Allard and lost anyway? Kek. The line 7 retards got real quiet real fast.
>>144533955>the greatest day in baseball history!lmao never let the doyer day laborers forget this
>thiefkek
>>144533904what's this brand of /sipz/? Just saw Harper drinking one in the dugout.
ITFCB
>>144533970>implying i want to forget it
>>144533982what's fps
>>144534001First person shooter
>>144534001fags plowed sensually
Surely 16 runs is enough of a buffer..
>>144534001fantasy porn scenes
>>144534001fantasy points
>>144533982Nice to know other people remember he robbed his friend of his freedom and future by using him as a scapegoat
>Shohei Ohtani hits 51 home runs and steals 51 bases as the dodgers win the NL West and exit the playoffs in the NLDS, truly a historic moment we are all witnessing!
Is there a mercy rule in baseball
lol
>>144534029he's plenty free to continue delivering food
>>144534037made me go look>it's reallmaooooooooooooooo
great now the marlins are going to beat the piss out of my braves tomorrow. thanks assholes.
>We actually have a brother who is decent for once
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>144533986
Allah willing this will cause Ben Verlander’s heart to detonate and we will be free of his semen slurping grifter ass
How long before the mets have another bid at an mvp? 10 years? 20?
>>144534037has some math nerd autist actually crunched the numbers to determine what new rules steals translate into back when baseball was baseball?Would Rickey have 300 a season?
Why are the Phillies useless?
>>144534032i'm looking forward to seeing how many times FOX inevitably brings him up during WS coverage when they're not even playing
>>144534080what the fuck
I hate the Dodgers fans but Mets fans being unsufferable cunts because "muh fWAR" has Lindor ahead by a rounding error takes the cake for obnoxiousness. Same shit last year with Acuna and Betts; it was never in doubt who was gonna win.
>no one saw it because half empty marlels stadium
alvarez is so fucking ugly its unreal
Marlins lol
Doyers won that game AND that series AND clinched a postseason spot AND Ohtani reached 51/51good series fish cya next seasonLoanDepot Park should be renamed Ohtani Stadium
>fox broadcast team panicking they might have to say something nice about the phils soon
gg fishsee you next season
>6-6 AB>1 Single>2 Doubles>3 Home Runs>10 RBIslindorsisters for nl mvp are crying rn
>>144534091lindor could get two in a row
>>144534171
Please don't forget about dem cubbies
>>144534173Lmao good one
>0 innings of defense
gg Marlins
i dont like the marlins but it was pretty cool of them to hand ohtani 50/50 in an empty stadium as far away from japan as possible.
>>144534165>>144534238>gg>20-4was it a good game though?
It's amazing that even after tonight for the whole nation to see, people will still scratch their heads wondering why people don't go to Marlins games and that they must be fair weather or something.
Doyers won today!
>>144534249Same stadium he won the WBC in
Please give my cubbies a chance
T R E A
Metssisters....
And>mest
>>144534262>he won the WBCdo ohtanifags actually really?
>mest
>>144534251It's to compensate for Game 1, yes.
trea really needs to get going into the playoofs and he's been slowly heating up
metsfags on double suicide watch you love to see it
>>144534288>metsfag still butthurt edlose got a season ending injury in the WBC
As a cubs fan
>>144534311Settle down Bravesfag, the game is tied. No one's killing themself (yet)
Mets are going to close out the regular season by imploding and losing out on a Wild Card spot to the Braves. Hahahahaha!
>live look at the FOX broadcast booth
>attendance 15,548
>>144534319>obsessed with the metsyou actually think ohtani won the WBC by himself? is this really the state of los angeles beaners?
>>144534347lmfao
Attaboy seiya
we know you're watching the mets play the phillies but it's time for your minutely ohtani update
my god just take out walker already I'm so tired of watching him pitch
>>144534311Haha you were saying?
Belli slap!
WEEEEEELLLLLL LETS GO BRANDON!!
WATCHA SAY ABOUT MY METS, FAGGOTS?!?
Minority pitcher? Yeah, Brandon is the guy for that
Where the fuck is Jeff McNeil? Did he get DFA'd or some shit?
>philthies
mets giving y'all a preview of the nlcs
The Phillies started Walker tonight specifically to fuck the Braves didn't they
>>144534355>you actually think ohtani won the WBC by himselfFuck no but he was a part of the team so yes he DID win the WBC and he also closed the final in one of the greatest game ending duels in baseball history
>>144534399Injured his hand I believe
>>144534399out for the rest of the regular season with a wrist sprain
>>144534380>>144534392i'm sorry but did the phillies already lose? oh that's right, it's only the 3rd inning. does not having a lead in the 3rd inning count as a loss? is that what youre saying? because if thats what youre saying i can assure you youre wrong.
total bullshit Roberts clubhouse speech
>>144534371I appreciate it desut. Barves fan
Name a less clutch power hitter than Pete Alonoso
I swear I wish I could see Nimmo's splits between white/minority pitchers. He's like Barry Bonds when the pitcher or catcher is just a shade too dark for his liking
hey /mlb/ how does that Mets cock taste?
>>144534438Aaron Judge
>>144534425what were you expecting? there isn't much to say at this point.
>>144534268>>144534276>>144534287>>144534289>>144534311bitch
>>144534438Shohei Ohtani
>>144534438Arson Judge
how many times are these retards going to mention i fucking hate this place
>>144534438you were saying
>>144534438ohtrani
>>144534414are you eliminated with a mets win today? it's a 4 game series and he's the phillies 5th starterbasically a scheduled loss to save pitching.
>>144534425>the talent is the floor
>>144534412Name?
>>144534450
Can't believe what I watched desu. 6-6, 3HR, 2 doubles, 2 SB and 10 RBI. On the same night he hit 50-50. He always does the coolest shit. So fun to watch.
>>144534485ching chang bingy bong wang
>>144534463He hit a homer 20 mins ago. A solo dinger in a low leverage situation. I'm talking when the game is on the line. I'd rather have Iglesias at the plate than Pete in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs and a runner on second or third.
>dicks commercial>nba player cant get through his lines>many such cases>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wpIeZDrHE
>>144534501jesus christ swede wipe the cum from your hairless chinless face before posting at least
A toast /mlb/
Just noticed that Jose Saurez is starting. So I guess we're just losing this one. GG Astros. See you tomorrow
The Mets wouldn't choke in a do or die 1 off wild card game against the Padres yet again, would they?
I already know the phillies probably aren't doing shit in the playoffs but just win the fucking division you bums
>>144534535kek I said the same thing
>>144534501the marlins let him do it so he couldnt get it at home.
>>144534531Lmao I have never been more certain a team wasn't making it out of the NLDS
>>144534531Damn Ohtani's got a gut
>people still believe professional sports isn't scripted after what Ohtani did in Miami todaylmao come the fuck on what a joke
Game on and good luck Angels>Kooch on the bump8-0 so far when he starts
>>144534485minji (busters)
>>144534569Nah if it was scripted he woulda got the cycle
>ohtani breaks his meme record>thread has not stopped seething about the mets sincesomeone help me understand it?
>how many mets does it take to catch a foul ball?>at least 4!
What uniform will Ohtani wear to Cooperstown?
>>144534531a toast to NL MVP runner-up
>>144534560it cant happen again. there would be no denying the wildcard is an advantage and the only way to fix that is to contract the playoffs and thats a non starter
>>144534601Metsies never say die!!!!
>everyone is gonna be dickriding Ohtani until the Doyers choke in the DS
>>144534560we do not have a viable starting pitching rotation>yamamoto>flaherty>buehler>knack>kershaw (on IL)>gonsolin (on rehab assignment at OKC)>glassman (60-day IL, donezo)>stone (unlikely to return)>miller (donezo, optioned back to OKC)
>>144534612
>>144534636>implying it wont continue post elimination
>>144534569Why would he do it in fucking Miami if it was scripted
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
marsh gonna come up big
>>144534628>>144534638I'm going solely on the energy in the pic. Doc is doing an awkward toast after the Dodgers hung 20 on a team that will lose 100 games. Just seems emblematic of the team culture for the past 5 seasons
B-Bakana….
>>144534685I'll take it
>>144534685>philstrodamus has spoken and it has become
>>144534569Yeah the script was for him to hit a couple HRs against one of the worst teams in baseball in a blowout. Would not have been preferable at all to hit a game winner or one against a relevant team.
>>144534685Woah
we got a kino game on our hands here
>>144534691I liked when he asked if anyone wanted to say anything and no one did lel
>>144534691it was perfunctory "celebration" for a playoff berth. nothing more. the fact Ohtani had a historic night just added to how weird it was since everyone knows the division isn't clinched yet.
>>144534745now watch them lose the division
>>144534713a blowout in front of 16,000 people at 8am in Japan.the script was for him to hit it at home against the rockies. marlins said fuck that
Cubs lookin' big
>>144534781unlikely though possible
>>144534745Fair and a bit more understandable>>144534736Lmao where do I watch this
I'm really tired of seeing Taijaun Walker pitch.
>>144534781this image will get so much mileage on here if they drop the NL West to the Padres lmao
kek
>>144534586Thanks, I will masturbate to her later
>>144534841why? everyone does it. you act like they're popping champagne bottles and blasting each other with it.
>>144534854I wonder how Mookie and Freeman feel about this
>>144534875probably is lighting a fire under mookie desu
WE DO A LITTLE TROLLING
if Thomson doesn't take him out right now I'm turning this off.
>>144534841
ELTROLLLET’SFUCKING GO
>>144534875they probably don't care about what's going on on twitter
>>144534868It looks like a retirement party toast lol
I LOVE THIS TROLL
sogay blowtani
HEY FAGS, THE METS FUCK YA!
Why are all these teams letting Schanuel steal on them? He's legit like the slowest guy on the team.
ANOTHER TROLL NO-DOUBTER
EL TROLL NO FUCKING DOUBTERRRRR. Fuckign double decked it. Fucking nuke
Mets bros let me know when Thomson takes out Walker. I'll rejoin talking about the game
CJ Abrams might be back finally
Absolutely kino view of Ohtani's curtain call from the Marlins broadcast
>>144534949Don't care, my Mets are kicking ass
>>144534915ugly scum pink taco faced loser
>7 runs>4 hrLeave him in, let's let him cook
>>144534910it's lame. they still have to fly home and play an important game tomorrow, and they still have cameras and media around. I guess I'd still switch places with any of them, though.
>>144534961his mets are kickin butt!!!!
>>144534939gonna be a good series bro, we both know you want the barves to fail ;)
>>144534949absolutely nothing kino about a square crop
this shits a fever dream
>>144534963kek Phillies and Gayves fans are seething hard
>>144534949classless to do that in another stadium
cubs are on the come up
>>144534977oh I know, Phillies just need a split and they win the division. the last series (last fucking weekend ffs) was a great one. I just can't stand Taijaun Walker pitching. It's nauseating.
Attaboy Bohm
>>144535002KEK>>144535007>classlessback to facebook grandpa
Left for 5 minutes and FILTHADELPHIA has once again decided to disappoint me and leave the game
>OOOH LOOK ME ME I PAITN MY FACE DOS CRUCES STUPID FUCKING IDIOT I LOOK LIKE A DUMB FUCKING TEE BALLER WHERE MY PRIME DRINK MOMMY I NEED NEW OVEN MITT
anyone here willing to give the cubs a chance?
Damn, no more batting practice
>>144534978had to crop out all the empty seatsalso that shit is pure ass cancer. fanaticism is dead
>>144535031I'll always give dem cubbie bears a chance!
>>144535031love ya boo but I'm still buzzing about Shohei
>>144534971Yah it's a tough situation. I feel like I would never want clinching moments that weren't bona fide "we have a definitive playoff spot" shown on camera but I'm sure that's beyond the clubhouse's control
>3.1 IP>6 hits, 4 HRs, 7 ER
let's all go ahead and give the cubs a chance!
>>144535030Cry
>>144535028were you really expecting Taijaun Walker to win a game? >>144535036is it o-over? can I watch again?
Even as a doyer fan I’m starting to think Ohtani has been getting juiced balls.
>>144535046>appreciating greatness is le bad!!!
I thought Shwarber and Harper were good?
>>144535030
>>144534908>>144534875Freeman's season has been sidelined by his sons illness, so I think he' just happy to be back and his family relatively secure. Mookie was injured for a while, and has had more a fire to him surrounding Ohtani. However, I think he and the fans have been relishing the recent trend of walking Ohtani to get to Mookie. He WILL make you regret that decision.
>>144535002Fags KEK
>>144535069kinda hard to do something when your starter gives up 7 runs in 3 innings.
>>144535007Wouldn't have been able to do it if there were fans in Miami
>>144535091Most fans there were dodgers fans to be fair
>>144535002???
Nimmo keeps raking
>>144535030how could you be mad at that face? >NIMMO!!
>>144535112and you can see the one fan in bright orange standing just like everyone else with his arms in the air
nu>>144535149>>144535149>>144535149>>144535149>>144535149>>144535149
>>144534424Whoops!
>>144535067when he starts advocating for the abolition of the DH i will praise him. until then hes a filthy dodger and i hope he kills himself with a freak foul ball to the face because i am a Phillies fan.
>>144533843slut
>>144533887slut
>>144534938slut
