swans destroy poortbane v geelong tomorrow
REVmpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8
trust
Poort fans are more punished than Blues, Dons and Saints fans combined, FIGHT ME.
What would a 5aa bingo be like?
Nick Daicos
Who’s winning
FIFOIFO
they're more depressed than angery tonight
Portwogs
>my brothers Mario and BrunoBased wog
>>144544466Crows fans.
Collingwood would fucking arse rape both those dogfuck teams. Pointless season
cheer cheer the sped and the shite
>scottishKEK
Sydney rooms look a bit uncanny, the lights are way too blue
based scotsman
SEND KEN TO SCOTLAND
>>144544477this is simply true
>>144544477So true, same thing will be true next year when they miss finals again
>>144544477sydney ended collingwoods chances of making the finals
1. GWS2. Geelong3. Sydney4. Bane5. Hawks6. Poort7. Dogs8. Bloos
>>144544477>>144544495samewog cope
HEAVE HO UNNA
>won 2/12 quarters I want to throw up
>fewest quarters won in the finals for a team who played 3 or more gamestalk about a pointless stat
>/afl/ goes quiet after cockriding poort all weekKEK
>>144544509In the most blatantly rigged match of the year.
>>144544532>>144544537
>>144544552Fuck off RC
>>144544552Was the crows/swans of this season yeah
rev up is more fun with rowey
>micksperg has adopted (and is misusing) my mickfuuuuck
>>144544477>wouldBut can't cuz yas are out. Cope harder faggot
>>144544590ACK!
>>144544588Nice grammar you fucking retarded ape
dont call me names
Mfw port
whos this based drongo yelling in the background
Port Adelaide is a cult of death
>angelomamma mia!
The nonce, Brian Taylor.
https://youtu.be/M4Pgc_MNZEM?si=C035IYWXt18pBsR0
eat shit port poofs
>AFL: 44,053>NRL: 19,124
>winning fuck allenjoy your flight
>>144544666The gfs
So now that the swans geelong gf is confirmed, who wins by 5 points?
>>144544570kids go free to nrl?
>>144544691depends which gf gives better head
might night walk
>>144544666wonder how many penises she's had inside her vagina
https://www.reddit.com/r/mining/comments/1fapf26/thanks_fmg_for_the_discrimination/FIFO bros?
So..... THAT just happened
kek this bloke is REVVED
>>144544714Shouldn't you be getting ready for the warm down zak?
*ruins your club*
>>144544744lol basedfuck shirtwearing entitled pricks, see what it's like for the contractors you turn your noses up at for a change
Never watching footy again
>>144544780*forgets pic*
>>144544784Crisp Charlie Dixon
>>144544797*stabs a prostitute*
oh lawd they are ROASTING kenny
>>144544783haha fuck emhate fifo entitled pricks who make their lives all about fifofuck fifo
>>144544654Bretty gud.
>>144544645How many have they lost now?They lost like 3 or so before 2004 too.And a few finals in the 10s.Too many.Far too many.
>>144544780pfft, kept it alive more like.
>>144544813qrd?
>>144544966In 1987 Kochie stabbed a prostitute
>>144544654Couldn't get past all the complaints about the Preliminary final at the MCG. It was inconsequential compared to the rigging Brisbane got in the Grand Final.
>>144544426
rebecca black’s massive honkers
>>144545020nonce
rc the child sex offenderfuck off brady. you're not welcome here
>>144545014Don’t watch our sport
>>144545028she’s a 27 year old woman
>>144544951port adelaide power est 1996 are4-5 in qualifying finals2-2 in elimination finals3-3 in semi finals2-6 in preliminary finals1-1 in grand finals
>>144545020love her dark nipples
>>144545053tell it to the judge
>>144545078i’m pretty sure she has sex
>>144545065>2-6 in preliminary finals
>>144545093Well Baal isn't a Jewish god, hence why they called him Beelzebub.It was doomed from the start.
it was a simpler time
>>144545226No it wasn't. VFL have been a corrupt piece of shit since the 1900s.
my swans!
>>144545093do you eat ass rc?
>>144545302not me i don’t
>>144545078Is this the Friday singer?
>>144545600I like how she has marketing now, but no ones buying her records.Which makes sense. You'd have to be an imbecile to buy that shit unironically.
>>144545298
I feel like the media isn't talking enough about how shit port were. They were dropping uncontested marks, missing straightforward shots, had no plan going inside 50, turning it over repeatedly inside their own 50 under almost no pressure, getting chasedown tackled in the midfield... Aside from a pretty good clearance game they were actually pure shit I couldn't believe what I was watching was a preliminary final the teams are meant to be good
>>144544458>Saints1 flag in 127 years No flag since 1966, in which the major surviving picture is their captain lifting the cup in the guernsey of the opposing team.There isn't a single team in the AFL more punished than St. Kilda.
>>144546222pretending port are good is all part of the narrative. If Burn joynes didn't kick that meme last minute winner against hawks port would have been completely demoralised and finished 10-12th
india looks like an absolute shithole fucking hell
lol
>>144546222Just goes to show what garbage we have to put up with when craig mcraes Collingwood loses the close one's more than not, that freo game and swans game were absolute umpball bullshi
Thinking Manly seems the Roosters tommorow lads
>>144547158roosters are frauds but manly are textbook choke artists, could go either way
>>144545121i wonder how often her vagina envelops a penis
>>144547422i reckon every fridayi also reckon she goes down every friday iykwim haha
howling reminder that fatguts is unironically 0/7 in finals tipping this year>b-but portwas rigged for port, doesn’t count
>>144545226western bulldogs name on the western oval scoreboard doesnt look rightfootscray played there. western bulldogs play at docklands. in my mind those eras never crossed over
>>144546222Agreed. Sydney weren't playing their best footy, they only got on a run in the 2nd when Heeney, Papley and Armaty went crazy. Port's defense kept them in the game, Port's midfield won more than not, the tackle pressure was good most of the night. But inside 50 entries and set shot kicking were both DOGSHIT and lost them the game.Georgiades missed big goals, Rozee missed big goals, Ratatouille missed big goals, Rioli was their best forward all night and even HE missed a couple.Dixon actually worked as a magnet for Swans defenders, the idea SHOULD'VE been, Dixon draws defense and somebody kicks it to a running Georgiades. The ONLY time someone successfully did this was Boak's ELITE sniper kick to Mitch in the pocket and then he HIT THE FUCKING POST. Port had a way to win that game and they didn't. Rozee is a disgrace of a captain, 2 good goals but went missing a lot too. Boak should retire. For every good clearance and inside 50 entry he also turned it over a LOT. Considering most of Swans' scores were from turnovers, he did a LOT of damage and that's not on for such a veteran. I think he has some loser's mentality he can't shake from 2007, it's a curse that has followed him, if Hinkley had any balls he'd cut the head off this choke snake. Zerk-Thatcher didn't land a single mark all night which is woeful for a tall key defender, but that's to be expected of a spud who let Hogan kick 9 on him last year, he needs to go. Aliir was best on ground for Port, 8 contested marks and each one probably stopped a goal. Not much else to say except Burton was a good in and despite not going for a goal when he should have, I expect great things from Jace Burgoyne.I think Hinkley doesn't deserve to be sacked, but the same time, his finals record is, dareisayit, untennable.
New Tony Soprano kino just dropped
>tfw footo today
I lost 100 on Port last night, should I chase my losses by putting 60 on the catters tonight?
>>144551158What are you really gambling with?
Love the game, not the odds.
>>144551176my liver mostly
>>144551225Think about what you could be gambling instead
>>144551239meth mostly
>>144551253kek what a mong
good morning, fellow swanKINGS
Getting on the Cats bandwagon me
>>144551351social media is mostly a disaster for society but when small town bullshit plays out like this for the whole world to see it almost makes it worth it
>small town>population 250k
rural hamlet
disputes at the bingo hall is absolutely small town
luv me cattersluv me country lifestylesimple as
>>144551458Based Tomahawk
Sydney would have bingo hall disputes too
>>144551480>no sonscome on tommo plough that heifer
>>144551541Are Geelong cursed for father sons?>Hawkins no sons>GAJ and Rohan's children keep dying
>>144551480as if he didn't iron no. 26 on to his horse (and wife's arse cheek)
>>144551560Lingy will save us
>>144551329yes but clinton king
8am on a saturday and i'm sipping a monster. i wonder if i'll be productive today or just waste it like i wasted last weekend. i think i'll get a haircut, but i don't really have anything else planned
https://forums.leagueunlimited.com/threads/2024-crowd-watch.490886/page-338nrl bigboomer's discussion about the low crowd for their match vs the swans on next door for your early saturday morning entertainment
>>144551882redditspacing
*ends your teams season*
>umps giving frees to port players directly in front of goals because burgoyne fell over>umps giving port frees for 'blocking'>umps giving francis horne frees because just because>90 percent of poort goals directly or one pass away from dubious frees>reality cuck will still say the game was rigged for sydneyreality cuck BTFO
>>144552055will be further btfo when the police kick its door down and drag the disgusting rock spider back to prison where it belongs
>>144551541hes got one since that piccy was taken.
>>144552112he's not me retard
>>144551598>usWhich player are you?
>>144552112What's all this about RC being a rock spider? Evidence?
don't ask what fatguts was doing in those boys schools in indonesiadon't ask what fatguts did with the boys footy teams it claimed to coach
love her
>>144552239chris scott
What happened to twilight prelims?
>>144552744yes
>>144552744is 5:15pm night is it?
>>144552837Ahh the shitty website I checked said 7:30. Apologies, lad.
>that winning finals feeling
R U OK?
how was the revving last night?
I can tell you every grand final winner since 1984 in order up until 2011 but I can’t remember who won it last year or the year before
holy trinity bros...it's our time
>A huge crowd of 44,053 fans packed in the SCG to watch the Swans book their spot in the grand final with a big win over Port Adelaide.>Next door at Allianz Stadium, a crowd of just 19,124 turned up to see the Sharks end their finals drought with victory over the Cowboys.he is going to be upset today
>>144553196?
>>144553249redditspacing
>>144552953Collingwood and Geelong, respectively
>>144553384Ta
>>144553249>finals win drought>six yearsuhhh dosnbros?
Are you blokes excited for the footy tonight
>>144553420No
>>144553384incidentally the last two grand final winners he remembers as well
>82, 83, 84 Swans>85 East Fremantle>86 Subiaco>87 Claremont>88 Subiaco>89 Clarmont>90 Swans>91 Claremont>92 East Fremantle>93 Claremont>94 East Fremantle>95 West Perth>96 Claremont>97 South Fremantle>98 East Fremantle>99 West Perth>00, 01, 02 East Perth (West Coast)>03 West Perth>04 Subiaco>05 South Fremantle>06, 07, 08 Subiaco>09 South Fremantle>10 Swans>11, 12 Claremont>13 West Perth>14, 15 Subiaco>16, 17 Peel (Fremantle)>18, 19 Subiaco>20 South Fremantle>21 Subiaco>22 West Perth>23 East Fremantle
>>144553467Based and statefootypilled
getting into state footy myself, dunno what team to support, my part of the city doesn’t have a team, caught between 2 fanbase areas really
Victoria doesn't have a state league as our state leage is very much the reserves sides of the AFL
Soulless state
>>144554033but enough about WA
>17 secondsThe cucktorian is BOILING
Truth nuke: A Giants/Hawks prelim would've been better for football than the Swans/Port one we got.
>>144554059>cucktorianHey remind me which WA team made it into finals this year?
I expect plebocracy posting will be cranked up to the maximum this week if Brisbane get rigged over the line.This post was made by Dr Reality Check. Will confirm with trip ON.
>>144554088the ban evading idiot
Yeah it sucks falling short at the prelim again, but for having just about the youngest team in the finals and the least finals experience it's not a bad result overall.Some positives to take from the season>Mitch Georgiades really became the number 1 forward and had his best figures for a season>Jayce Burgoyne and Jackson Meade really did well with the opportunities they were given and in the best 22 now>Jordan Sweet became super important in Ruck and had a great season>Ollie Wines was back to his best for large parts of the year >BZT actually had a good year overall despite 2/3 poor finals but he wasn't alone in that >Miles Bergman became one of ports most important- shame he is almost a lock to leave end of 2025
If its bane v syd, which team are you supporting?Definitely bane because fuck syd
>>144554111I'd add logan evans to the positives but desperately need forwardsthe clearance dominance in the first half should have led to more scoresgetting over hawthorn with injured butters and no farrell or houston is not a bad effort
>>144554130whichever team the umpires pay more frees against
>>144554088Confirmed.
>>144553963our state league IS the afl
Just 3 more years until the Saints current premiership drought is their longest premiership drought
>>144554130Might as well ask me if I'd prefer the Undertaker or Hulk Hogan.And yes I am a 'might as well' man. Noticed a few 'may as well' posters here who seem to think it makes them appear more intelligent. Reality Check: Using less common or more formal language has no bearing on your level of intelligence.
>>144554181>>144554251Fuck off you ban evading shitposter https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Dr.%20Reality%20Check/deleted/deleted/country/AU/
>>144554148Oh yeah forgot Logan Evans but he's definitely a stand out too. For YEARS port have had a problem with going forward. Since 2016-17 going inside 50 has always been a massive issue. For about 8 years now port continuously week after week bomb it to a big pack. But the mystery has always remained if this is something they are coached to do and part of the game plan, or if this is something they just do out of instinct.Esava and Dixon didn't work together they were constantly in each other's way. Port were committed to playing big men to stretch the defence and take marks. But none of them took marks. Dean Rampe (who didn't play in the 112 point loss in round 21) took more marks in defence than ports entire forward line combined. So what's the point if they cant/won't mark it? It's a combination of bad delivery and also not enough quality personnel. Narkle, Francis Evans, Jed McEntee aren't really up to the task and in the back half of the year at least 2/3 were always playing if not all 3. Lack of depth everywhere is a huge concern. The squad is extremely thin
We are GeelongThe gayest team of allWe are Geelong We always licking balls
>>144554251So true. I read so often people obfuscating their points because they try to sound smart. The best and most effective communication is simple, precise, concise, and understood easily. Anything beyond that is pretentious waffle.
GO LIONS
>>144554380trip on
BOO CATS BOO BOO BOO
>>144554410I’m not RC
>>144554326>>144554416stay seething city slickers
>>144554513>population 250k>a stone’s toss from MelbourneMate Sunbury is more rural than Geelong
Every club should have their own home ground and the grand final should be the only game played at the MCG
>>144554576I like it.
>>144554576Yep, crisp
Every team should have their own commentator set and stadium and the grand final should be played at the home grounds of last year’s winner.
>>144554576The NRL does this, assuming they're suburban stadiums it would just reduce our crowd sizes and get rid of our only bragging point against them
>>144554111>Mitch Georgiades really became the number 1 forward and had his best figures for a seasonHe managed 1 goal last night, go fuck yourself>Jayce Burgoyne and Jackson Meade really did well with the opportunities they were given and in the best 22 nowJayce really does look good, he came alive this September, need him to gain a bit of weight tho. Mead kicked it out on the full 3 times last night, go fuck yourself>Jordan Sweet became super important in Ruck and had a great seasonI agree, never expected him to overtake Soldo but he's a solid ruck. >Ollie Wines was back to his best for large parts of the yearThis is true, he was in our top 5 players last night, too bad he couldn't slot a goal for his troubles.>BZT actually had a good year overall despite 2/3 poor finals but he wasn't alone in thatHe didn't take a single mark last night, go fuck yourself. >Miles Bergman became one of ports most important- shame he is almost a lock to leave end of 2025He was another top 5 player last night, he brought the ball out of defense effectively and saved us potentially further embarassment. I hope he doesn't leave.
>RC silent on ump poort favoritism after shitting up threads all week with le rigged for sydney asshurtkys you fat fuck
>>144554638>only
>>144554111need to fuck rozee off as captain. Oozes talent but a bit of a weak cunt and the times he went to heeney just let him run free.
>assI bet you call toilets the ‘bathroom’ too you americanised poof
>>144544426They look really, really gay. Especially the one on the right. Put them in bondage chains, change the background and it looks like one of those gay club pictures
>>144554725FUCKINGT H I SHI SPhysical captain: ButtersSpiritual captain: Powell-PepperOverrated shitter: Pozee
hokball skibidi toilet biden
Business idea: doping
https://youtu.be/tMkYkqNDc6g?si=1AshUf34BKr76qN3
>>144554667Mitch and BZT had bad games but good seasons mate they weren't the only ones who had a bad night. Not gonna go fuck myself for saying georgiades had a good season, because he did. The entire forward line of 6 players plus sub only managed 3 goals between them. Bergman is definitely going back to Victoria along with Butters end of 2025, both are only contracted for 1 more year and have knocked back extensions from the club.
>>144554752Yep definitely missed SPP on the field. He's not the most talented player but tries his guts out every game and was absolutely robbed of ports best and fairest in 2023.
Three lines or fewer. Thanks
>>144554741their mizzos are glamoursironic you call em gay given chances are yours looks like a bloke kek
Zak Butters2019–2025 Port Adelaide 130 (80)2026-2034 Collingwood 225 (150)
>>144554861Dane Rampe does not have a female spouse on account of his homosexuality.
>>144554891Wonder if single Dane Rampe met up with single Travis Boak post game?
>>144554847I agree. Port have developed a losing culture where they're prone to give up halfway through games, I have NEVER seen SPP give up and that's partly why he misses so many games, he gives his all..>>144554812I'm a big Georgiades fan, don't get me wrong, but when it really counted, he fucking choked. BZT is a fucking shitter, I won't move on that.
you now remember willie 'game breaking excitement machine' rioli
For me, it was the iggs spastic who would post Willie Rioli highlight webms here for 3 years then had a spergout when he went to Port.
i'm scared of what i'm going to do to myself
>>144554925It’s an interesting discussion
I wish the gay posters would just go out and get a boyfriend instead of posting their own fan fiction in these threads.
nrl in an absolute SEETHE this morninggo easy on em you cheeky cunt
>>144554926He turned up against the hawks which is also when it really mattered, the delivery last night was God awful no one was going to kick goals last night. It would have been a choke if he kicked 1.4 or something. He just had a bad game. It happens. Far younger team than the Swans, with far fewer games played and finals experience. Swans were fresher and ran port off their feet. Honestly with ports list which isn't actually very good Ken has done a good job to get them this far. No team in the competition is going to win games with Dixon and Ratugolea playing forward. Ratugolea is going to be a liability next season. Not sure where plays. I hope not forward. He had some bad games down back but some good games too. But he would be on big money with a long contract so stuck with him now.
>>144555053The average age of ports team is 25.5The average age of swans is 25.6
>start dixon and radical ear up front>hai guys dey taller let just bomb it all game to demretards lol
>>144554861ok gaylord don't party too hard tonight haha
One of you gayflers needs to pick up your sperg hes been replying to himself all morning
>>144555088That's mostly because of Boak, Aliir and Dixon. About half of ports team is around 22 or younger. Granted, Warner and Gulden are also only 23 and 22 which is pretty scary to think about.
>>144555112
cat attackgo catscat attackgeelong
>The radio war that dealt the AFL a big reality checkhttps://archive.is/4177y
sequel dropping next week get hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwlFmPLZOi8
Port made the same mistake bane did in '22They got overconfident winning a semifinal and were caught sleeping in the prelimHopefully bane have learned from the mistakes of their previous encounter with the cats and give us an interesting game to watch tonight
>>144555414Imagine if Geelong are 80 points up at 3 quarter time and they have the Selwood brothers run on for a laugh
>>144555405>The AFL wants to schedule Thursday night football through the season in 2025 and is looking at complications surrounding five-day breaks and next year’s AFLW schedule to make it happen.
>>144555463The AFLPA will NOT be happy about this.
Business idea: AFLW and AFLM run concurrently and the AFLW plays on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays so we have footy every single night.
>>144555493AFLW should be the curtain raiser for all AFL games.
>>144555692This is simply not true. No-one is going to sit through 5 hours of footy unless they're real blockbuster games. The Bulldogs and AFL respectably tried that this September and fucking nobody rocked up until 3 qtr time of the W and that game was already over.
>>144555397
>>144555728This was funny last night but I think this is a reaction image that will lose its effect the more times you post it.
>>144555493nah you need a few days breathing space after a round. it's oversaturation otherwise, see most american leagues and why their own fans don't even fully follow them
did anyone on field give it to that flog hinkley after last night's game?
>>144555833Joel Amartey gave it to his wife iykwim haha
>>144555844true if big
https://www.realestate.com.au/news/ken-hinkley-shows-his-newlyrenovated-backyard/
dosn
Fuck, African AFL players are hot
>>144555878based neil erasmus enjoyer
>>144555878based sam mitchells wife
finished a two hour fap session. i hate my lfie
>>144555952based sam mitchell
>>144444444
>>144555952try an 18 hour stimfap then get back to me champ
i've not paid back one red cent of my HECS
honestly not sure how one can resist the urge to cum
IF Giants had amy fansTHEN their historic straight sets exit would've been a big deal
yeah here comes the rooster
>>144556067kwab
>>144556067YOU KNOW HE WON'T QUALIFYYYYYYY, YEAAAHHHH
>>144556039Correct but they don't so no one cares. No one in the media even cares.
>>144555721Which is why you charge early entry at a discounted rate. AFL won't do it because they're more concerned with the logistics of rigging rather than promoting women's footy.
>>144555969dunno how any general can compete with the muscular and elite /f1/
>>144556016i've finally had to start paying it back this year. that mf indexes like crazy
>>144556089kek
the reason the poster count is so low in /nrl/ is cause its more of a general for tv
>Hey baby, I hear the Bloos a-fallin',>Outside of that final eight>Quite grimly>And maybe I seem a bit confused,>Yeah maybe, but you just posted!>Ma, La, Ka, Ha!>But I don't know what to do with those collapses and fumbled wins.>They're seethin' again.>McKay kicking all over the place. What is Voss to do.>Goodnight, Lygon St.
>>144556196cheers cenno for not paying me enough so i couldn't achieve shit because my pay after rent was like $100 per fortnight
>In what is believed to be a first, an all-female security team was deployed to ensure the safety of a VIP visit. >Leading Aircraftwoman May Bailey shared insights into their mission.>“Going places with a RAAF aircraft brings attention and people are always quite interested. It’s all about being security-minded and not giving away too much information.”>Arriving in Laos several days before the VIP, the team met airport staff and gathered information for an airfield survey.>The women secured the area and conducted a handover with the aircraft’s captain on arrival.>'It was definitely great to see – we had an all-female team, a female Defence Attaché, and the female ambassador with the VIP.'>The team comprised of another 34 Squadron aviator, Leading Aircraftwoman Briana Stevenson, and Aircraftwomen Sarah Mullineux and Saraiah Walker from 1 Security Forces Squadron (1SECFOR).
>>144556394Makes sense given our feminised society. Hell, our armed forces should be entirely made of women. Police too.
https://youtu.be/1tTvLGkEqTU?si=opqmq-t2Mkk0xZWQ
finna not watch desu
My goodness does the AFLW suck
>>144556448stop. my penis can only get so erect>>144556710>ynr port going 1.0 yesterday
finna still watch though
iggs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4xl30Re1EUI
>>144556710It's painful to watchIt would be fine if it was just treated as a novelty like local footy and not something that deserves the same respect as AFL
>>1445512041-39 for the cats could be risky, 1.80 for a win is pretty good odds on its own
>>144556845Everything I do in my life is risky, I got news for you anon, you're looking at the man.https://youtu.be/w3xcybdis1k?si=rSp_EV-f-kuKajD6
bane 40+ for me
I'm failing on my quest for booty –Modern women are far too snooty.The woes I've had have made me lovesick –Ladies laugh but I don't take the mick. It used to be the standard of beauty –Meant that you could focus on your duty.To Roman girls I would've been the pick –That doesn't change the fact I have a tiny dick!
Don't fuck with the what? Don't fuck with the who? Don't fuck with the AQB.
grow up
>>144556935Who are you replying to mate?
>>144556952Who are you talking to mate?Captcha: Verification not required.
Bane is the only team making the finals worth watching, first with the 0-60 and then the 44 point catchupKenposting was fun but they never had a real chance of making itSwans winning would serve for random factoids and not much elseCats are the only vic team that isn't complete shit so good for them I guess
>>144556975Everyone.It's a little jingle about the AQB I came up with recently that I wanted to share.
https://youtu.be/r21Qza6vadU?si=kugKVLXrZCM_zFEZ
>walk into the office>"Ohh here's trouble!"
cunt up fuckstain
>>144556994Ah, okay
>>144556980>Swans winning would serve for random factoids and not much elseswans winning will make me not want to kill myself
you guys are nothing more than my pen pals
>>144557005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIEVoulYZM0
Im thinking of moving to canada to be with my transgender internet girlfriend
>>144557013You sound like my mumit's so annoying to listen to
>East Perth v Peel Thunder grand finalAs a Perth and Sharks supporter, MEGA GRIM.https://thewest.com.au/sport/state-government-steps-in-over-controversial-shark-logo-at-redeveloped-east-fremantle-football-facility-c-15939079>an insider claims that councillors didn’t want the Sharks logo displayed at the facility because it was seen as confronting for those in the nearby playground.This scary boi literally sold me on them as a toddler.We live in the post baby shark world.Kids like sharks, dammit.So sick of councillor bullshit, they live in fantasy land.
>>144556980yeah swans winning it would be the lamest they are such a plastic coorporate club most sovless club in the afl even gold coast has more soul than swans
>>144556935why wouldn't one fuck with a group of clubs who have all been eliminated?
I don't care about anyone else but meI don't care about anyone or anything
>>144557030*Ohh* here's trouble
IF you say whilst, amongst, etc instead of while, among, etcTHEN you are an insecure plebocrat who pleads for intellectual validation through how you write.
>>144544701They'd do better had they invested in WA years ago, because believe it or not we do play a fair amount of rugby AND afl here.Could have raised more interest in the league.
>>144557032Mick, she's a hallucination, take meds.Also this better not be a shoop.
>>144557013>>144557032don't do it darce
>>144557093I like using spake and thusly
>>144557093would crush you betwixt me fingers
thus spake the faggot
>>144557067meant soul coast>>144557083it's an interesting discussion>>144557094>wewhich position do you play m8?
>>144557106This is real, I remember seeing it live on TV, it was vs Adelaide in June this year
>>144557125based femdom gf
I've already made it clear that I won't watch the circus that would be a Sydney vs Brisbane Grand Final. At rhe same time, everyone is probably wondering which team I think would win.The game will be rigged for Sydney but the AFL is also open to the possibility of a Lions flag. Ultimately the umpires are going to do everything in their power to make it a close one, and Dill has a massive ego so he'll try to make it the closest Grand Final of all time. Of course, this opens up an opportunity for Brisbane to snatch victory, if the script can't be executed efficiently in the last 5 minutes.I actually think Brisbane are good enough to do that. They're a legitimate top 8 side and have proven they can play against matchfixing with their final against Carlton. I believe they'll win it all, should they get rigged over the line against Geelong tonight.
polynesian names are too hard for me to remember
its footy fuckwit humour, they love putting their hands on eachothers thighs in pictures to pretend to be le gay couple
>>144557139Because I would troll TV like this if I were them.
all the NSFW AI chatbots require making an account to talk to and they gimp how many replies you can make in a day if you're F2P. may wait a couple years for this stuff to develop further to where you probably won't need to pay before having a realistic AI chatbot gentle femdom mummy gf
shut up idiot
are you talking to me?
>>144557182Ah yes, pretend.Friendly rub and tug banter.We were just pretending to cuddle.
>>144557139It gets gayer btw, Rampe sits with his legs crossed like a woman and has his arms around two players either side of him with a saucy gay look on his face
>>144557188i never run out of replies on yodayo. you can stack the daily freebies
>2016>THE AFL RIGGED IT AGAINST SYDNEY >2024>THE AFL RIGGED IT FOR SYDNEY
>>144557189Who are you talking to mate?
killing a bit of time before roosters sea eagles are we
>>144557203kek
>>144557211Correct.
Go on afooty fuckwits instagram, like Ginnivan for example, I bet you'll see pics of him and his fuckwit mates putting their hands on eachothers thighs. Because its soooooo heckin funny to pretend to be le gay couple
>>144557177
>>144557211gil was more interested in fairytale vic flags, dil is interested in the northern markets evidenced by opening round
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
>>144557235bro culture has always been and will always be homoerotic as fuck. it's just bants with the lads mate
>>144557235>afootyit's called aleague champ
>https://effc.com.au/redevelopment-foundation>sharks need to pay for their redev>meanwhile south freo get money from dockersThe fuck, freo?This is literally your purpose.
>>144557211>1914>UK AND RUSSIA ALLIES>2024>UK AND RUSSIA NOT ENEMIES
>>144557279who cares sharks are gaygo perth fc
>>144557256Yeah and its not funny
>>144557298>t.not one of the lads
>>144557309>t.latent homosexual
>>144557211>>2016>>THE AFL RIGGED IT AGAINST SYDNEYObjectively true tho
>>144557316>t.closet homosexual seething at the appropriation of gay culture
>>144557347yes*chad face*
>>144557294No, fuck freo. There's a reason they're purple and not red/white.
doing a sloppy smelly stinky massive west coast eagles rn
I WANT FOOTY NAAOOOOOWWW
Feels like it's gonna be a complete mauling tonight, Cats by 50+
could use some footy scran me
The gym looms
What's funnier is that at one point Freo were going to be the "Freo Sharks" but then use the colours or guernseys of Souths too, but no, fucking souths made it a fucking dorker and a lead anchor that has fixed them to the bottom of the ladder since.Could you imagine how fearsome the side would be as "The Sharks". But no, fucking souths and their dumb pride got in the way of a good mascot.
ashcroft finna be him
Souths have the most premierships in League mate
fuck up gymsperg
ashcroft is is everything nick daicos aspires to be
>>144557447>LE SOUF SYDNEY! GEDDID? XD
Reminder.>>144557458>gymspergWho's that one?
Off to the footy, enjoy the game lads
What the fuck does "the gym looms" mean?
>>144557465Dumbfucks said this about conor rozee, just get over the fact that naicos and harley reid are a level above the rest of the young talent pool and stop being contrarian
>>144557531RC how do i start making money?
>>144557531Thanks
>>144554538why is scumbury so shit at footy lads>one finals team>chokes a six goal lead at three quarter time
>>144557558must've studied under kingsley
>>144557447Do the Fremantly (old Freo) ships count for both sides? I think Souths should get the Union cups, but I'm pretty sure the first Freo was the root of both clubs (imperials split from them but played at the same club?). So they've both been rooted from the start technically.I know the lax club in East Freo used to be Freo and they still have sharks colours. Otherwise easts double them.But that doesn't feel right so let's call it>Easts:30 + 1(Freo I) + 0(imperials, aka Freo juniors?) = 31>Souths: 14 + 10(Freo II) + 1(Freo I) = 25It's tight.
*cough*AVATARORSIGNATUREUSE*coughcough*bit of a nasty cough lads
>>144557472He jokes, but technically he's not that far from the truth. >>144557582Mainly because they both used to be the same side or rather a junior/senior thing for Freo Union.
>>144557547Get a job, but one that pays 100k otherwise it's not worth it. Failing that, you should get on the dole and start your own business. Both options are hard as you have to grind, but they both pay off after 6-10 years.
>>144557618RC would you like to have sex with me?
>>144557547Say you're from Sydney.The AFL will cover your ass again and again for nothing.
>>144557397Cyrax trolls are nonces
>>144557583It’s really not a big deal mate, ignore it and move on
How's them bloosers going ay lads?
why did port keep bombing it long to dixon again?
Mascot (Scott) is based
>>144557666it's just the one blooser actually
What is 0.1 + 0.2?
>>144557673Only one player left?Or one fan?Because I don't blame them. I wouldn't want to be a blooser either.
>>1445576850.3????
>>144557666They've been forced to larp as geelong fans again
>>144557715Not according to AI because of float point error.
>>144557685standard score in a quarter of aflw mostly
>>144557767
>>144557735nobody besides cats fans wants them to win
If I ever find the /v/tard responsible for blocking image uploading in my areaI'm going to kill you.
>>144557797>If I ever find the /v/tard responsible for blocking image uploading in my areaHow?
>>144557177Wrong
>>144557806death mostly
Hope all 4chan mods and jannies get doxxed desu
Lads, malakka just postedhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-09-21/easey-street-murders-arrest-collingwood/104379910>A 65-year-old man has been arrested at an airport in Rome over the murder of two women in the Melbourne suburb of Collingwood in 1977.>It's a major breakthrough in a case that has frustrated Homicide Squad detectives for almost 50 years.
>>144557850cool it with the antisemitic remarkscool it with the transphobic remarks
I used to sneak my sister's dolly magazine into my bedroom and get off on the 'uncut' section. Good times
>>144553467>00, 01, 02 East Perth (West Coast)Not back then. I watched 2 of those too.
>>144557868You too?
miss the channel 10 pre match promo voice guy 2bh
>>144557858easey street, easey streeeeeeeet, that's where I wanna b-ACK
>>144557858>cops make up evidence after 50 years and no one questions it because the database is the law now and there would NEVER be any chance of computation error or hacking amirite?This used to be called racial profiling and was criticised as prejudiced a long time ago. Gone are those days I guess?
>>144557868for me it was the 1x1cm ads for mobile porn games at the back of metal hammer/playstation magazine
>>144557849heh, good one.Hopefully this complaint is enough to fuel you for the rest of the week
>>144557972compliment*
seeing a lot of lions colours out and about lads. are they fake fitzroy hipsters or northern immigrants?
>>144557065why is the world so fucking gay now?
Catters
>>144558006certain men
Wallabies vs All Blacks is on lads
>>144558003brisbane is not the same team as fitzroy
>all blacksi thought that was nrl
who gives a fuck the wobblies are arse
south melbourne is the same club as sydney but fitzroy is not the same club as brisbane
>>144558048sounds right to me
>>144558048So true
>>144557910good burgers on easey st.
i done a real stinky fart
don't even enjoy drinking anymoresuch a weird feeling. Used to bring me so much pleasure and comfort now it just makes me feel terrible.
>>144558142Crisp me'za
Most open season in a while and there is a 50% chance we just end up with a Swans/Cats rematch.
>>144558142same but drugs give me the same feeling now
I don't drink because I don't have mates
>>144558165>>144558153what the fuck am I supposed to do? I used to know that no matter how bad I was feeling I could order some booze and have a great night
she fucking hates me
>>144558182get on the ganj mate. couple of cones at night to chill out is sweet as
>>144557987no but cenno may
>>144558142Drinking was so inconsistent for me, either I felt wonderful or trash and crave jewberslop all the time, glad I quit and just function on thc oil now
>>144557868>he didn't use the lingerie section from grace bros catalogues >>14455793313 do the 50
Brisbane LionsBrisbane Heat Brisbane Broncos
>>144558006you know why goyjust don't ask too many questions
crazy how well brisbane and sydney afl clubs do for crowds compared to the perth and adelaide nrl teams
>>144558034Technically Fitzroy are back in the VAFA.
crazy how dogshit afl is compared to nrl
>>144558316>iykwim haha
>he's still fumingkek it was just a bit of morning banter mate
>>144558316tb h nrl is dying even in sydney
>>144558316>perth nrl sidesSo 0?>reminder Fremantle used to be a rugby side
I'm going to kill myself
>Changed channels to AFL’: Legends erupt over controversial penalty try as flawed rule exposed>The Daily Telegraph reported that the decision led to a former NRL coach to message the masthead unprompted to say he was “changing channels to the AFL”.kek they cant get enough of our sport
>>144558397footys almost on
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJQroJDBJDk
>>144558326>>144558409Both are being butchered by shit rules for health compliance and ESG.Even though the CTE is a coverup for covid/jab shit and big pharma is the one lobbying for this shit the hardest to divert attention from the problems they started.
>they can never tear us apartunless its a prelim lol
>>144558397Based Charlie Dixon
>>144558455spastic poltard faggot idiot cunt
all coopers beers make me feel bloated as fuck 2bh
I like how AFL in WA was initially just a different brand of Rugby with a "controversial bounce".Rugby and AFL should never have differed as a code but for conservatism with Rugby codes in the 1800s and VFL corporatism. Crazy.Because in the 1880s, AFL and Rugby were virtually indistinguishable and relations between codes and clubs existed up until the 1900s. Some still kinda exist and share grounds.
>>144558484Vaxtard detectedHow many jabs vaxxy?
>>144558484>he hated him because he told the truth
>>144558501its cause some sperg in sydney seethed over aussie rules
>>144558432more of a Halo 1 CE (Custom Edition) fan me
>>144558455and also to make money>>144558484dilate
>>144558516That and VFLspergs seethed over Rugby rules.Both were the problem and tried to split thriving public communities around the amalgamation of codes... mostly for money.
fuck my arse hurts
>>144558526Yeah but it's clear sports science/pharma involvement since the 70s has heavily escalated the issue.They still affect players physical ability to deal with heavy knocks.
ashcroft will
I don’t give a shit if your mother died in your arms, where’s the fuckin newie ya cunt
>>144558573wee bit early sunshine
>>1445585060 you strawmanning fuckwit
>>144557868What was in the uncut section?
>>144558635this is a blue board, anon.
>>144558555pharma is involved to make moneyalways has been
>>144558650Full on nudes to let girls know what normal people look like?
>>144558655>real peopleb-but muh unrealistic beauty standards!
Watcjed the big short todayPretty much an expert now on all finance.Going to be shorting australia, its going down the gurgler
>>144558668old mate the autist from that film who is played by bale reckons or reckoned the next big thing to invest in is water
Please stand for the Welcome to White Australia
Collingwog Fagpies
>>144552744bella became a vampire, had a kid with edward, jacob wanted to fuck their baby
In Adelaide for the night, what can I do to troll the port cunts kek
>>144558702meth mostly
>>144558667Wish I had something like that. My first time seeing another person's erect penis was in porn.Saw their huge thing, looked down at mine and got convinced I was the much maligned pin dick.Would've been nice to know back then that I actually mog people.
No hawks TikTok dance will ever top the Jezza can celebration
>>144558668https://www.ft.com/content/13f918e9-c7a4-439e-aa96-ee3403e5c379
Emergingbros we've been ignored again...
Who the fuck is alister nicholson?
I love Nat Edwards
YOUNG, Hetty. it's YOUNG.
Hipwoods playingBrisbanes lost already
YOUNG AND FREE
>>144558748People said the same thing about Dixon last night.
>>144558680that cunt has a history of making a big prediction on twitter then deleting the tweet when doesn't pan out, got it right once and been coasting off his rep ever since
Some hectic rain coming in on the radar lads
>>144558635It was more question and answers that girls sent into the magazine to ask about their body. Lots of boob and vaginas questions that rocked my whole pre teen mind
Can't access telly atm, anyone got a free stream link?
>>144558794Ah, okay. Pretty sure I read that once from my sister's magazine.>My boyfriend lays on me and rocks back and forth. We're not having sex but after we're done there's a puddle of white liquid on me. What is it?
>>144558803Don't worry m8 we'll tell you what's going on
No way Bane win this.
>prelim final>luke darcy and alister nicholsonwe deserve better
>>144558803champagne piracy
>>144558815
>>144558827>he listens to the commentary I bluetooth my music through the tv when the footy is on, can't stand them
HOLMES YOU SPASTIC
hate that new aami ad with the little girl on the footy field, says barrel like an american - ‘bAIRRel’does my head in, fingernails on a chalkboard
>0.4
cats cats cats
KEK
The cat man has arrived
2008 flashbacks
Why can't they kick straight?
This game should already be over.
Why don't Geelong kick between the big sticks
>>144558860isn't aami an australian company? their ads are obviously done by an american firm, one of them has a nigger in it
>>144558880It'll be over for you if you keep going mate, I'm ready to whack someone
>>144558878Because they are lesbians.*pauses for laughter*
>>144558885Can you whack your cock up my arsehole? Thanks mate.
Would you?
Kill yourself
>>144558914Now see why they call them cardio bunnies.
Need a newey
jumpity another hodgy brain frade
Bullshit free
when's this rezzie's game over?
>6 behinds>0 goalsHmmm
Bad kicking is bad football.
Threatening to be worse than last night's game.
New thread>>144558958>>144558958>>144558958
THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDSTHAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDSTHAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDSTHAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDSTHAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS