Packers list QB Jordan Love questionable vs. TitansJustin Herbert has high-ankle sprain, unsure if he'll play SundayJustin Jefferson removed from injury listMcDaniel: Dolphins expect to be without MostertJerod Mayo: Jacoby Brissett is the starting QB ‘until I say he’s not’Ravens reward RB Justice Hill with two-year contract extensionKingsbury: Commanders have to get WR Terry McLaurin more involvedDolphins "pessimistic" about Raheem Mostert playing against Seahawks
>>144551698My Steelers :)
>white qbs
>>144551698janny is NOT gonna like this...
>After benching, Panthers' Young stays positive, vows to 'be better'lmao
>>144551717
i wanna touch jennys insides with my outsides
>>144551698
>>144551705ARE POOP!
>>144551698i wonder if we will be looking back at the draft that just happened in 2 years time and its as bad as this
>>144551735I’ll go after you if that’s what it takes to be with her.
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
>>1445517402020 really was an underrated draft class for QBs.
Dem Boyz would bootyblast both these shit teams
jews 9/11ed my team
>>144551732I imagine Spermburp would be scared of jannies
>>144551736
>>144551740>Coach ah...ah CAIN! Ah jus CAIN, coach!
>>144551706kek
Is there any truly elite qb right now besides mahomes? Allen and Jackson are too inconsistent and burrow is always injured. Nobody else scares me
>>144551740>Fields 2-0Is it true. He finally... cain?
>>144551776Joe Flacco
>>144551776
>>144551776Derick Carlos
>>144551776stafford is elite, too bad his whole team is on IR
>Stand up if you're not washed
>>144551783
>>144551776Stafford a future hall of famer is still playing anon
>>144551698>>144551757Thank you based, Jews
>>144551796he’s just hot right now. he’ll cool off eventually, maybe the first game of the playoffs.
>go to DMV to register the new car i bought>get fins plate>don't really look at it at the dmv>get back home>go put on license plate>this is the platei swear my entire life being a fan of this team has been cursed
>>144551816Stafford isn’t sniffing the hall of fame. 2 pro bowls and a championship isn’t close to enough
>>144551825i keked
>>144551832Based Arthur Smith buck breaking Bussin' into a game manager.
Bustin is ducking TJ Watt
>>144551832Why didn't the Bears coaches tell Fields not to fumble or throw picks? Was it really that easy?
>>144551840He is statistically a top 10 QB all time and won a SB MVP. He is locked in the HoF
>>144551825while old, the imperial klingon D7 battlecruiser is still a fine warship
>>144551825
>>144551861Yeah forgot him since he’s so new but yeah he’s probably the only other ond
>>144551825it all comes full circlejust scribble out the F and glue a J on top
>>144551711If Gardner Minshew can beat that, then so can Caleb or any new young QB.
>>144551862He isn’t close to a lock, he’s fringe at best due to a general lack of accolades at all. That being said, voters may realize he played in detroit for a long time with bad teams
>>144551825oof.
>>144551859>AYO DON'T FUMBLE MY BALL THAT'S SHITS CAPPIN'
In a post Brady, COVID/ black QB Era the chiefs are technically a dynastyHowever the league is soft, and they are not even a top three dynasty of all time because of thatThey should not have won last yearThey will be remembered like the kitchskos in boxing. Dominant in an era of extremely weak competitionThe team that BEATS them though they will set the standard for top product in the NFLThey’re a weak, reff babied dynasty that wouldn’t ever exist in ten years ago when the best QBs traded owls.Imagine this chiefs team against those prime manning lead broncos teams, the seahawks, etcThose defenses were too physical and would have manhandled the chiefs. Even rivers might have snuck a random wildcard win against them
>>144551862>SB MVPlolno
They should allow players to have their home state flags on the helmets along with the national flag.
Stafford is Marino, but he actually got a ring. he's first ballot for sure
>>144551862stafford, ryan, rivers, flacco, r.wilson, and e.manning arent making the HOFt.knower
I like Stroud but who is he telling Caleb anything? Dude barely beat the bears and he himself is still a rookie. Come on bro. https://youtube.com/shorts/W4ul71ImxG4?si=85IyunnD9l3qmDOt
if devin hester can get into the hof, then Carson Palmer can
Fix my team
>>144551936run the ball
>>144551899Rivers is the only quarterback that deserves to get in out of all those Statistically and consistently greatVery few “shit” seasons compared to the rest Had to play with the chargers etc
>>144551936They're much more fun broken 2bh
Because of all this he became possessed of a great pride in himself, which communicated itself like a contagion to his physical being. It advertised itself in all his movements, was apparent in the play of every muscle, spoke plainly as speech in the way he carried himselfas formidable a creature as any, he was in full flower, at the high tide of his life, overspilling with vigor and virility.Every part, brain and body, nerve tissue and fibre, was keyed to the most exquisite pitch; and between all the parts there was a perfect equilibriumLife streamed through him in splendid flood, glad and rampant, until it seemed that it would burst him asunder in sheer ecstasy and pour forth generously over the world.
>>144551928Sophomores haze freshmen everywhere there is a semblance of fraternity, case is the same in the nflCJ having 1 bonafide elite year is like 4 professional years in a regular job market, he can definitely give Caleb advice
The only qbs right now that could be considered “elite” and this isn’t a definitive list so if you don’t like it, don’t throw an autistic fitAllen (due to dual threat)Rodgers (past his prime tho)Burrow (needs to stay healthyJackson (same as Allen)Stroud (needs to continue level of play)Mahomes (only unquestionable one)Herbert (biggest maybe on the list)Goff (kinda an oline babby)Carr (also a big maybe)Mayfield (yet another maybe)Purdy (system babby)Stafford (kinda like rodgers)And that’s it
>there are people itt in this thread who believe the detroit lions are losing to the arizona cardinals
caught the herp bros... i thought the ts escorts in dallas were safe...boy was i wrong...
>>144551825Kek. At least they'll replace it for free
>>144551928Caleb is an arrogant faggot who paints his nails and has every media GLAZING himHe deserves to be taken down a pegIt’s a good thing superior black QBs are big brotherinf him, he absolutely deserves it“You’re not going to have to punt this year”He hasn’t even thrown a TD yetRyan leaf up to this point has had a better career
Dallas is the most soulless large city in the country and it isn’t close. There’s nothing iconic or well known about Dallas. At least Houston has space stuff
>>144551959Let’s see how Darnold does this week. He did this garbage last time in Carolina
>>144551984>bringing ryan leaf to a canadian poster
>>144551989ive heard it has good escorts
I still am not over the Patriots. Eliot Wolf needs to kill himself
>tfw gayleb squealiums spotted
>>144551976HSV-1 or 2?
>>144551959Based /lit/post. Could use more of this
>>144551984>Ryan leaf up to this point has had a better careerTo be fair, it was the third game where Leaf really began to shit the bed.
>>144552021Hey girly can I take you out to dinner tonight? Or would you like to go to a Raiders game? I'm 6'4 310lb (32% bmi)
Are any of these rookie QBs going to be able to surpass legendary Ryan leaf?Not yet, it seems
>>144552021>those statsExtraordinary stuff
>>144552021>4 yardshow is that even possible
>>144552050>-5 yards per attemptWtf
>>1445517404 of those were obvious busts, Lawrence is the only surprising one really>Wilson - literally 1 good season during Covid year, from a rich family and soft as baby shit as a result>Lance - started like 10 games at a FCS school>Fields - black OSU QB who took braindead sacks even in college>Jones - obvious system babbyLawrence could still unfuck himself, I just don't think he cares about football enough to be great
>>144552021>>144552036Truly one of THE QBs in NFL history
>>144552050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQdXg0I7c4gHave some NFL history, fren.
>I AIN'T NEVA SCORED BABY>I DO ALL WRONG>I AIN'T NO GOOD MUCH FOR YA >OH, I GO THREE AND OUT>CAUSE I WANNA PAINT MY NAILS>I'M A MILLION DOLLAR MUTTBY, DON'T DRAFT ME
18 hours and 22 minutes until I can watch my vikies again with my vikies friends
>>144552075You need an extra two syllables after >CAUSE I WANNA PAINT MY NAILSbut good work. Gayleb stinks.
>>144552075Imagine what he could do if Tomlin fixed him.
>>144552059>I just don't think he cares about football enough to be greatHe even admitted it.
>>144552082you are off a day viqueen
NFL qb rankings1. Mahomes2. Burrow3. Stroud4. Allen5. Jackson6. Mayfield7. Carr8. Murray9. Stafford10. Rodgers11. Smith12. Darnold13. Love (he’ll probably play)14. Herbert15. Cousins16. Goff17. Purdy18. Hurts19. Minshew20. Prescott21. Lawrence22. Fields23. Dalton24. Daniels25. Richardson26. Jones27. Watson28. Brissett29. Williams30. Levis31. Thompson32. NixThese rankings are based off objective stats, the eye test, and how well they’ve done previously. That’s why darnold is lower for example because historically he has sucked
>>144552059how the fuck did stroud avoid being a busthes also a black osu qb like you said for fields + scored like a 0 on the wonderlic thing + listed vick and watson as his two inspirations at qb in an interviewreally overcame the odds
>>144552116>how the fuck did stroud avoid being a bustBlack HC
>>144552116people rarely bring it up but his OC is a shanahan tree coach
>>144552082I'm ready, KANGZbro.
>>144552059>zach was an obvious bustWilson genuinely had games where he showed signs of being decent. Not a world beater but decent.
>>144552113>everyone below dalton sucks ass>everyone above dalton is ok to great except maybe justin fieldsAs nature intends
>>144552082I’ll see you there fren
>>144552113>stroud above allenwhat
>>144552113>1. Mahomesnot objective
>>144552116Stroud looked pretty good because the Texans have some good coaching.
>>144552132He beat the chiefs with that trash jets team
>>144552132He has really good physical traits and a gigantic arm but his mindset just wasn’t there
>>144552098Oh I brainfarted, let me try again42 hours and 16 minutes until I can watch my vikies again with my vikies friends
>>144552116Stroud has way better coaches and he immediately mind melded with Nico Collins for whatever reason.
>>144552126wonder which qbs have failed under shanahan tree OC's, there cant be manytua i guess but injuries didnt help
>>144552152That's usually how it goes
>>144552140Stroud is a better pure passer at the moment imo with a far less penchant for turnovers. Hell i think he’ll pass burrow soon for number 2
>>144552168>tua i guess but injuries didnt helpTua has done amazingly in the shanahan tree system though. The only QBs that fail are QBs that really aren't good enough to even be backups in the league.
>>144552154He didn’t. And most of the offensives players Wilson was with are with Rodgers. Biggest difference is a competent line. Zach should be QB on Denver after another week of Mo Pix. Jesus christ how did Nix even get to be that high of a draft pick?
>>144552132I think he could still be good, New York was just the worst spot for him as a /weakmind/ mormon kid. With a year on the bench I think he could put it together on a small market team. Miami should try to get him if Tua is ded
>>144552059Lawrence reminds me of philip rivers for some reason. He isn’t obviously what the jags thought they were getting aka a peyton manning type but he’s been ok to good which for them isn’t a bad thing considering their history. He’s brought stability to the position at least
>>144552116His love for Jesus propelled him forward
>>144552182Is Elway still picking them?
>>144552177>>144551775looking at the tree here i guess canales is part of the tree and bryce has been dogshit. and stefanski where watson has been trash too
>>144552182Nix it was assumed he had years of college experience and had run a pro system. His ceiling is probably andy dalton on an ok day
>>144552158All the best Vikesbro. Can’t wait for some snacks and foosball on Sunday.
Who is the Sean Diddy Combs of the NFL
>>144552183Feel like colts could work with him if richardson busts. Honestly i’m shocked richardson has seen any success at all, he looked like a mega bust coming out of florida.
>>144552183I really do wonder if ZW ever got good if he didn’t play that bad against Belichick in 2021. Judon fucked that kid up
>>144552209Canales unlocked Geno and resurrected Baker. Bryce and that whole team are dogshit.
>>144552209The McVay tree is kind of its own tree now. They don't really do the same run based offense as Shanahan does. And when a lot of people here say "Shanahan tree" they mean specifically Kyle Shanahan.
travis "wannabe nigger phizer goycattle" kelce, meet your replacement as the best TE in the nfl
>>144552229>and that whole teamWatch Dalton be serviceable and the Panthers almost win.
>>144552229Bryce young is just not a good qb, his physical traits aren’t there and he seems very immature. I don’t know alabama masked it so much he could go 1st overall, aren’t scouts supposed to realize “hey i think this guy is a product of a good system.”
People act like Wilson didn’t outplay mahomes in a game He did.The league just didn’t let it happen because they can’t
>>144552209mariota/ridder on the falcons under arthur smith but im not sure either of those two are still in the league
>>144552258smaller oline iirc and it's college lol
>>144552271sorry bro i dont speak estonian
Truth is wether or not champs got it
>>144552242>balding at 21needs to get a hair transplant or just shave it
>>144552264these are the shanahan coaches
>>144552285When you see young players balding like that it’s a sign of steroid use I’m bald now, and I started at a young ageBut it wasn’t until 25-27 I started noticing clumps of my hair in the drain 21 is a sign of steroid use
>>144552172yeah he may be a better passer. he also isnt putting up 800 yards rushing and 15 TDs. you cant just ignore that shit
>>144552262If Rodgers wasn't kill last year, the Jets win the SB. That defense was dominating and we saw the ravens hold mahomes to 17 points. Imagine what the Jets D would have done in the playoffs with a good QB that allows his defense to rest and wont turn the ball over.
>>144552262Good qbs getting outplayed occasionally isn’t uncommon, consistency is what matters and zach wilson was totally inconsistent
>>144552271The circle with the overlapping +?
How long until there's Friday night football. Nobody gives ashit about high school football.
>>144552305They are close in quality i’ll say that and i’m not gonna fault you for preferring allen but he reminds me a lot of brett favre, yeah he can destroy an opponent and win it all but he also may lose the game on his own
>>144552315Nigga there's college kino in an hour
>>144552303I've seen dudes balding at 18 without using roids, some guys just have shit hair genetics. He's one of the few NFL guys who don't look like they use roids because his physique is pretty soft and he's underweight for his position
>>144552315I wish, only poor rednecks in the south care about high school garbage. “Oh johnson county south high beat davids county robert e lee memorial high school 73-6, what a game!” Nobody cares
>>144552288He really is the Boy Wonder
>>144551698Was NFL Discord a mistake?
>>144552326But do they have a law that nfl can't be played on Friday because of there's college on Friday they don't give ashit about high school
>>144552310Pretty much. Zach would have at least a few really good games, and then pay it back by getting destroyed by the Dolphins or Broncos. >>144552308Jets don't win the superbowl because KC's defense was slightly better.
>>144552341fucking kek
>>144552342College football is only marginally better than high school which sucks
>>144551925Stafford and Manning probably will. Rivers and Wilson are maybes since QBs are loved so much.
>>144552341>Was Discord a mistake?yes
>>144552341How do I join
>>144552353Wilson i think has a solid shot actually. Won 1 owl, went to 2, was an all pro once and 9 pro bowls. That’s a decent resume honestly
>>144552271Yes, according to the wonderlic at least.
>>144552344Wilson was raw as hell, Jets reached due to his upside when he should have been a late 1st round pick who road the bench for 2 years
>>144552334>robert e Lee highschool I’d send my application immediately
>>144552374I made it up but there probably are high schools something close to that in the deep south
k packed my bags and I'm ready to play QB for your team
>>144552374could robert e Lee highschool beat the panthers?
Mahomies… what did he mean by this?
>>144552362https://x.com/NFL/status/1836797877592686889
>>144551698is there seriously an NFL discord and if so how do i get in on that shit? i have some crazy conspiracy theories to share about the NBA so i don't think they'll ban me for it.
>>144551894He never said that.
>>144552362http://discord.gg/nfl-official
>>144552352I'm about to watch 2 QB throw for 800 yards. That's more fun than watching some blacks throw for under 200 yards. CFB mogs the NFL
>>1445520162 unfortunately
>>144552344>Jets don't win the superbowl because KC's defense was slightly better.Jets would win because they would booty blast Mahomes while Rodgers would be able to score more than 17 points against KC.
i am greatly enjoying these beans
>>144552374"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it."
>>144551776>elite QBsi'll just name the top 3 since that's about the top 10% of the 32 starting QBs:>mahomes>jackson>stroud
>>144552422Sounds like the defenses suck, college is ass
>>144552411see >>144552418
>>144552447Big 10 is all defense.....
>>144552411>i have some crazy conspiracy theories to share about the NBACan you give us 2 of them?
>>144552462If your defense is good you shouldn’t be allowing 400 yard passers
Ok that Swedish iq test is fucking impossible
>>144552341>rice on pizzaMight be based?
The NFL pushes these black QBs on us and act like they’re soooo good to try to re-write a false narrative Simply put, the white elite quarterback is racist and they are gifting owls to mahomes to try give a black QB goat status But I’m sure everyone here knew that already…
>>144552487
>>144552487Jackson and especially stroud are good tho
>>144552470Bro just stop for a second and just think, you'll feel stupid when you see it
>>144551776Allen is elite but inconsistentBurrow is elite but injury proneHerbert is elite but had bad coachingStafford is elite but old and injury proneRodgers is elite but oldCJ Stroud could one day qualify for elite but needs more data
>>144552470>>144552494Is it E (The two squares)? It's a reflection of A1
>>144552502What about jackson? Too inconsistent?
TYBC
>>144552511I live in a city myself and this is just hearsay but it sounds like more and more blacks are genuinely tired of the murders and shit, not all but more than you’d think
>>144552511nice i havent seen this joke 40 times today!!
>>144552511How do we know they aren’t being like those sneaky japs and sweeping it under the rug?
>>144552511New Orleans gangbangers if the Saints weren't doodoo every year:
>>144552502>Burrow is elite but injury proneif burrow is injury prone then so is herbert. i dont care if he doesn't miss as many games, he's injured just as if not more often and his performance clearly drops when he is
>>144552511Only because the game against the Cowboys was in Dallas.
Just took a fat steaming Brock Purdy lads
>>144551825yo thanks brah i’m gonna go farm some karma with this pic
BAKEY MAKEY
>my white brother, his Gordita wife and son are moving inI’m 30 and should have moved out by now, but with both my parents retired, it’s going to be nonstop people and noise in my house Plus she is fat and loud Mexican who is constantly eating Doritos and Taco Bell and shitThe only time I’ll get to clear my head is going to be on walks bro I can’t self actualize unless I have alone space…
Does anyone remember how to play ghost in the graveyard
>>144552585You sound like a huge faggot>self actualizeGet real
>>144552585damn bro your poor parents probably want to kill themselves for raising two loser faggot sons
are you guys raiding the official NFL discord server?
>>144552465>Can you give us 2 of them?yes.1. draft lottery = always rigged. if it's behind closed doors, then this is 100% the case. did you seriously think wembanyama was gonna be a fucking trail blazer?2. if the mavericks can actually win the finals this year then they'll start getting serious backing by the NBA because the new ownership (not mark cuban anymore) bought the team and moved to the state because they wanna get gambling legalized in the state of texas and that's a HUGE, FUCKING HUGE SPORTS MARKET, meaning big money for the NBA. hell, if doncic just PRETENDS to like the refs more then silver will flat out give the call to start giving the mavericks the kind of calls that would give the lakers penis envy.oh, and by 'conspiracy theories' i actually meant 'absolute facts that are written on the wall'.
>>144552113>darnold that highobjective list lmao
>>144551776Stroud is the only QB who could potentially be in the same galaxy as Mahomes but it’s too early to be sureEveryone else? Nah
>>144552602X is already doing that
>>144552602No I'm waiting until jeopardy is over
>>144552602I did for like 5 minutes.
>>144552598His brother has a wife and son, sounds like he's doing okay.
>>144551965>half of the qbs in the league are 'elite'you are a retard.
>>144552625>His brother has a wife and his wife’s son, sounds like he's doing okay.Fix’d
>>144552602Nah, I'm having some beers and watching old movies.
>>144552602Anyone got good screenshots?
Commanders sisters ... I'm scared for Monday. Can the Bengals just give us the win?
>>144552598I work 35 hours a week, but in California where a studio is going to be 2k per month it’s impossible. My brother is retarded, married the first woman who gave him ass, had a baby and has to move back in…The reason I never moved out is because I want to be sure I won’t have to come back when I finally do go.I’m also the family maid, so I’m going to be pissed when those messy fucks move in with their baby, disrupting my cleaning process I have autism and I’m sensitive to noises,I can think about my goals much better in a deathly quiet spot.
>>144551698How does it feel to be an NFL wife and know that your husband constantly has the hottest women in every city he plays in throwing themselves at him and he probably fucks at least a few per year
>>144552657I gotchu cuh
>>144552602"official" as in "sanctioned by the league"?
>>144552677no
>>144552657
My gf jen feldman is on jeopardy with that jaw
>>144552657It's just chaos at the moment. Lots of surprisingly good normalfag shitposts.
>>144552689https://x.com/nfl/status/1836797877592686889?s=46
>>144552692>>144552705Who the fuck in the NFL corporate office thought this was a good ideaThey were right
>>144552705>the God of forkliftsDrunk forklift guy?
>>144552604Based NBA noticing-educatorbro.
>>144551965t. Dan Orlovsky
Las Vegas ranks 32nd in EPA per rush, 32nd in success rate, 31st in yards before first contact per rush (0.28), and 27th in yards after first contact per rush (2.28).These niggas are going to lose to the Panturds. It's the typical Raider thing to do.
>Don't need to draft WRs if your line can't block for shit anyway to throw to themBravo, New England.
>>144552705>DaKKKmy sides
>>144552769EPA? More like EPgay shut up NERD
>>144552682Pretty good considering they have a fuckton of money and can get fucked on a whim if they want to while their husband(s) play away games.
>>144552769>his team runs the ball>his team pays RBsLMAO
Do you have to give personal information to join the discord
>>144552797You’ll have a 9-8 season and you’ll like it
>>144552807you only need an email to make a discord account
>>144552807Use a burner email and a VPN if you're that concerned.
>>144552598So if you’re 30 and live at home that labels you a loser?There’s so much time to grow at 30 anon, as long as you don’t have baby’s momma, drug addiction, loads of debt… and even if you do there’s time to fix all thatOne thing I’ve noticed about being 30 is problem solving. I can cut straight to a solution much faster because I’m thinking logically >you can only reply to this post if you’re 27 or upI honestly don’t give a shit what faggot zoomers think
>Las Vegas ranks 32nd in EPA per rush, 32nd in success rate, 31st in yards before first contact per rush (0.28), and 27th in yards after first contact per rush (2.28).These niggas are going to lose to the Panturds. It's the typical Raider thing to do.
>>144552825You forgot a meme arrow so you both look like that and say that
>>144552818>So if you’re 30 and live at home that labels you a loser?It's a boomerism.
>>144552678don’t worry about rentcucks judging you chargerbro. >we’re about to bootyblast the stoolers on sunday
I wish somebody would move in with me and my mom
>>144552328i've seen balding at 15 and brock doesn't look like he's on roids he looks halfway between a football player and a basketball player
>>144552847How much sex is expected and do I (still) have to pay rent?
>>144552847Find your dad
i lived with my parents until i could put a down payment down on a mortgage. my income went up over 20% overnight cause of tax breaks and my renter. who gives a shit?
>>144552847I will. Under the guise of getting with your mom, but really I’ll be slipping into your room at night ;)
>>144552303hey retard. every nfl player is on steroids
>>144552797this retard sounds like a cowboys fan lol
>>144552825lamar lost to THIS????
>>144552847is she hot?
>>144552842I noticed on nicks tiers that the chargers are being rated in the top 7. I can’t believe it.I would much prefer them to consider us under rated dark horses I’m just not used to seeing as much attention the team has gotten in the last week, except during the fire Staley processIf they can beat the Steelers I’ll buy into it. The Steelers have always been a well coached team that wins games during the season Urinating tree is going to be pissed
>>144552884She’s an extremely hot raiders fan
Okay which one of you did this?
>>144552818yes youre a loser if you live at home when you're 30 years old. think about it like this for a second - all your parents friends are talking about their kids who are around the same age about their careers/wives/husbands/grandkids/buying a first home. the parents of the 30 year old loser have to make up some excuse or embarrassingly say that their 30 year old faggot loser son STILL lives at home. sure theyll get nothing but empathy (surface level) from their friends but deep down the shame is unbearable for the parents of the 30 year old stay at home loser kid. so you don't have to do it for yourself by leaving the house before your 30 (or 21 like most normal people) but at least do it for your parents so they dont have to live in shame and want to kys
>>144552904They hated him because he told the truth
Does anyone have that old pic of temujin in the store?
>>144552705why are there so many trannys
>>144552904shut the fuck up faggot no one cares
>>144552898> I would much prefer them to consider us under rated dark horsesyeah they’re just trying to stir things up. if they beat the steelers by close to a touchdown i’ll start to believe maybe
>>144552904and there it is
>>144552913TLDR
>>144552913you have problems bud
>>144552913did you just transport from 1990?
>>144552950>drip baylessOk i laughed
>>144551698Why are patriots fans so based?
>>144552411the big nba 'conspiracy' no one talks about is rim tension adjustments, ie rockets v. warriors game seven. it's amazing they put over 27 straight missed threes on the public, many of them open, by nba players who routinely hit ten to twenty straight threes in drills. the shift to more three point shooting has created guaranteed outcomes, the farther away you shoot from, the more rim tension impacts the shot
>>144552950Lana who?
>>144552925Did you think the whole groomer thing was just a meme?
>>144552983You’re a woman, shut up you have no rights
>>144552983dont reply to me, pussy
>>144552922
damn, winning that game against the vikings is going to set the giants back years
>>144552898Good teams of last year are proving weak to the run. The Chiefs are ranked 22nd in rushing defense DVOA and are in the bottom five leaguewide in EPA at defending designed runs through two weeks. The adjusted defensive line yards also place the Chiefs in the bottom eight. Don't be shocked if the bolts finish 1st in the AFC west by pounding the run game.
>>144552965there is no difference in any era of human history for parents not to be ashamed of having a son who is past the age of 20 live at home
>>144552925…It’s discord, my nigga…
>>144552705>Black Reaper Kaneki chad has the best postHello, based department?
>>144552986>>144552988Fucking die
>>144551775This was crazy
Sup /SP/ & /NHL/. I’ve been out of the loop for a while. I’ve had my license suspended and spent some time in prison for my 4th DUI, but I’m back baby! I had a mild episode last week and had to spend 72 hours in a mental institution, right the fuck after I got out of jail. Shit sucks and cops are fagg*ts and n*gger lovers (gotta sensor to not get b&). I’m excited for the Detroit Lions game Sunday. Roary the FAG*GOT Lion is about to get his BUSSy split open by BIG RED’s BCC (BIG CaRdinal COCK)! Detroit is a peeepeeepooopooo city infested with n*ggers. Ni*ggers are all secret faggits and that’s why the have so much aids because they CANT stop butt fucking each other. Detroit is basically worse than some 3rd world hole. They don’t even have a functioning government and whole blocks don’t even have electric. FUCK Detroit or as I like to call it N*ggerVille poop fuck shitstain city. Fuck n*ggers FUCK JEWS FUCK KIKES FUCK FAG*GOTS FUCK TRANNIES FUCK JANNIES FUCk Mods they’re gay Jews and kikes and faggiots fcuk
>>144552997america is the exception even in the western world
>>144552997you're actually retarded
>>144552898>a fellow ftf watcherHoly based.
>>144552341NFL discord has better discussions than /sp/
>>144552903>Sheoh, so it's a triptranny
How easy is it to get banned on there
It really pisses me off how much you post . I'm way too touching driuk to read 200:#/ pages wtf.
>>144553009so american parents are cool having a 30 year old SON live at home lmao? i dont think we live in the same country >>144553010its cool man just look into your parents eyes the next time you come up the stairs for food and youll see the regret
>>144553030>living in le basementseriously your world view is stuck in the 90s
>>144552113>Allen below Burrow and StroudHow many niggers does he have to hurdle before he gets any respect?
boomer meltdown
What is it about discord? It was just supposed to be a replacement for shitty in game voice chats.
>>144553044he'll earn my respect when he learns not to turn the ball over in the redzone 10 times a year
>>144553039or come down from upstairs it doesn't matter im not too sure of the living dynamics of 30 year old faggot sons who burden their aging parents with their existence
>>144553004>she doesn’t deny being a woman
>>144553023Pretty hard unless you spam, there's only a handful of mods and they let automod do most of the work
>>144553050cry me a river, boomie.
>>144553054What's so bad about being a woman?
>>144553050>just put yourself out there with firm handshakes and eye contactsure bro that'll make people be able to afford homes that are double the price and monthly payments they should be
MY IGGLES SUCK ASSFIRE SIRIANNI
>>144553057>mfw i responded to that first message by saying you couldn't destroy your master, even if you tried
>>144553074who are you quoting?
>>144553054You faggots don't believe me anyways. It's gotten so tedious denying it that I just ignore and move on.I'm a guy, there are no girls on /nfl/, plain and simple.
>>144553093boomers
>>144552996You know a lot more about ball than me Anon. But I have suffered greatly just as all of the fellow bolt fans have Whether it be from missed kicks, zero defense, rivers clutching games to only Throw a pic, etcI’d just love more stress free wins and haven’t seen the team so non-QB reliant since LT’s MVP tier seasons I just want to keep seeing W’s >pic related The QB who made me a fan
>>144553007>4 DUIs>72 Hour Hold Dawg…get it together homie.
>giants have been unwatchable garbage for years all to waste time paving the way for archie They're probably going to win 2 or 3 meaningless games against equally terrible teams when he's up but I have to believe
>>144553101It’s ok, we all know you’re a biological woman.
>>144553113The Giants will get some bust like Sheduer to appease BBC addict Mara
We are now 48 hours away from Kirko CHAINZ destroying Mahomes and ruining parlays across the nation.
>>144552410Welp, it's what I expected I guess.
>>144551813>Chicago qb's fucking kek
>>144553101If you're a guy why did I bust in your female pussy
>>144553133Oh God if they pick him I'm giving up. That primadonna makes Williams look level headed.
>>144553140Kirk cousins is the most bland looking 7/10 ever That’s the definition of a 7/10 (8 if you consider height)Guaranteed dating some pro typical blonde chick
>>144553101>>144553127>>144553154go the fuck away you fucking faggots no one gives a shit about your discord banter go do this gay shit on your discord
Dave canales is kind of sexy as hell. Is there a hotter head coach?
>>144553101Then prove it
>>144553140Nah, my Chiefies are gonna steal that niggas Kohl's card and max it out
>it's actually white qbsthank you jon bois
>>144553007>average cards fan
>>144553164Being a 7 would be a dream. I'd do anything to be above a 3
Stop hitting on temujin honestly you guys are simping so hard Even the ones who are negging are just tranny chasers and she’s obviously wants the type to not give a fuck about “her” pronouns Stop replying to the discord tranny unless you’re chasing, anons
>>144553007Dude. You need some help. I hope this is a larp but I don’t think so
>>144553215kill yourself faggot
>>144553168You're the gay one buddy
>>144553215Trip on, Temujin.
I could rape any one of you faggots with my dick tied behind my back. Go Browns btw.
>>144553007What’s with the gay shit dude and the racism. Not cool.
>>144553187Kek, not a chance.
>>144553030> so american parents are cool having a 30 year old SON live at home lmao? i dont think we live in the same countryi said america is the exception. think about that for two seconds. but the attitude you’re pretending everyone uniformly believes is waning regardless of what you think
>>144553240based old school brownie
>they buckbroke Nickhttps://youtu.be/MWfanVxE2F4?t=111Kekaroo.
the cleaveland peanut oils
>>144553164I'd be a solid 7 (6 but 6'5) if it wasn't for the whole being 360 lbs thing :(
>>144553240fucking based. show em the fruit bowl then rape em with it brownschad
>>144551976Post the ad for >her
>>144553291For me, it's the Peanut Crabs led by Leroy Bickerstaff and Jaboo
>>144553290I want to hate nick, I hate watch him and he’s probably the reason why I hate the chiefs the most. But he put up a valiant effort against phil hellmuth (tournament goat) in a no limit poker game, so for that he has my respect >im an amateurish professional aspiring playerI wouldn’t be surprised if he goes straight to the casino to play cash or tourneys after every show, if I had his bankroll I would
The nfl discord is actually fun but it's 2 minutes in between posts
Discord has better football discussion than here
>>144553357On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad would hellmuth had been if he had lost?>>144553369So? It's 1 minute between posts here.
for me it's spreading my cheeks for tyrone and the national football conference
>>144553374>raiders fan mod
Football is a dangerous sport, and I am concerned for these young men's health
>>144553357I like him and I'm a Niners fan. It's just pure entertainment.
>>144553394Roger...
>>144553374>burrs
>>144553405>They/ThemWe found Temujin's account lel
>Nooooo the Redskins name is racist.....Wait, they were named after this Chad. The media lied to me
>>144553357Agreed. His poker matches are great watches. Looking forward to picrelated
>>144553405>sweden
>>144553357Please tell me hellmuth folded and lost that hand
>>144553405>sweden >pronouns >raiders fanJUST
>>144553405>They/Them>ModeratorMy almonds have been activated...
>>144553405>guy fieri turned faggot
>>144552242Why don't other players go bald?
>>144553405>that nose ringkek
>>144553450Actual Native Americans were protesting the name change too but reddit overruled them
I'm tempted to check out the NFL discord for the lulz but I don't want to link my account to it.
>>144553554Yeah probably a good idea to use your alt account for this one
>>144553554I couldn't get a message to hi through so I un-installed it
>>144553450I lived in Montana when they changed the name and engines were pissed. A lot rock redskins gear even if they don't give a shit about the league
>>144553006
>>144553140
>mfw I've never used Discord and only post on /sp/
>>144553544Hair loss doesn’t go that fast anons I’m telling you He accelerated it with roids He’s a TE, so even if he doesn’t look like Tyreek hill under there he’s still on them When you’re 6’4+ it takes years to develop a full physiques even on Dbol>this is replying to the faggot who told me that he wasn’t on roids and has shit hairline genes He 100 percent sped it up 10000% with roids and he’s hyper-prone to the sides Another example is Christian mcaffreryLook how fast his hairlindeclinedThat’s why CMC where’s a hat in all his photos He destroyed his hair with roids
>>144553602>>144553548It's fucking sad. I hate that the new owner won't entertain changing it back
There is perfectly good college football on
>>144553450native american dude I used to work with called them faggots for bending the knee.
>good>college footballi don't know jim
>>144552996I want the Chargers to win the west and then host the Chiefs in a playoff game where Harbaugh calls like 80% runs and then just ram it down their throats and have four times as much time of possession and win like 21-6 or something while Kelce has 2 catches for 15 yards and they keep showing Taylor Swift looking all morose and butthurt and then Andy Reid retires and Mahomes never wins another ring
>>144553656Why are a lot of native americans conservative? Seems like a kind of cuckoldry to me
>>144553689Liberals don't care about Native Americans, while conservatives gamble at their casinos.
>>144553689They don't trust the government
>>144553714Yet they love their gibs
>>144553714Is this show worth watching?
>>144553554It's alright, If you want to fuck around main chat is funny. I just stick to the team chats, it's pretty chill chatting with other fans
I already got banned for writing"I wouldn't buy a pager from a (blank)"Seriously???
>>144553656Zoomers will never know the truth
Mods, save us!
>>144553689seems like siding with the side that put the Indian Removal Act forward and strongly favored the annihilate part of the assimilate, isolate, or annihilate question of the time of what to do with them would be more cucked
>>144553689You wouldn't get it.
>>144552993I'd fuck him.
Chiefs are the only Dynasty that had to fight refball side by side with their Superbowl wins
>>144553734
>>144553819NOW HERE'S A GUY WHO WOULD EAT A LOG OF SHIT FROM PATRICK MAHOMES'S ASS
>>144553877Does Mahomes have the most overturned Touchdowns since 2018? Y or N?
>>144553906No. I will choose or ignore these stats or reinterpret them to better fit my preconceptions.
>>144553906I'll tell you something of his that get overturned a lot
Native americans are alcoholic degenerate hippies
>>144553819now do most turnovers nullified by penalties
>AriMeirov No one has seen quarterback Bryce Young in three days.... Team officials tried contacting Young to no avail.
>why do the refs hate me?
>>144553906>refs call 1/10th of the holding calls they could against the Chiefs>call back every Mahomes interception>constantly give him first down by penalty>but once every five games he gets a touchdown called back before getting a free set of downs with a bullshit PI makeup call so clearly the refs are conspiring against him
>>144553979Damn... Is he on the Diddy tapes?
Chiefs fans are so sensitive kek
>>144553982Vapid witch.
4-13
>>144553954How
>>144553983He has more Touchdowns overturned than interceptions, and well over half of his interceptions were on free plays. Tell me you don't know football without telling me you don't know football some more.
>>144553979He's getting the leg extension surgery and coming back 6'3"
>>144554019If you’ve never been to a reservation you don’t know, some are worse than an average nigger ghetto
>>144553982Lebron tier flop right there
>>144554012Is that other teams' record against him this season on his way to a playoff run?
>>144553982clear flops should be automatic ejections
>>144553983Need fact checking on this, as it currently stands their 2 penalties for automatic first downs is below the currently league average of 3.
No one was replying to my off topic posts in /mlb/ so I’m here to say I’m drunk on 2 beers since I skipped lunch
>>144554058Soccer threads are that way, pansy
>>144554037How
>mfw I'm the victim of refball because they didn't blow a play dead before I snapped the ball with a receiver two yards offsides
>>144554058BasedBeer fasts can save liveshttps://ucatholic.com/blog/the-lenten-beer-only-fast-practiced-by-german-monks/
>>144552635Everyone tries to meme their 'franchise QB' into existence.
>>144554066I’m just a twink apparently. I don’t think I can watch the bears this weekend after their last game.
>>144554086It's actually bizarre how mad he got about this
>>144552677Well they did lose to the pats and it is still September....
>>144554100Alcohol is a carcinogen
>>144553983>constantly give him first down by penaltyKind of weird how the Chiefs weren't even in the top half of the league last year in automatic first downs.
>>144554127>Alcohol is a [HEADCANON]Shoo.
>>144554044If Andy Dalton goes on a run and somehow wills the Panthers to being good I want everyone to apologize to him
>>144554134>2023 league average automatic first downs: 24.8>2023 Chiefs automatic first downs: 24OHNONONONONONONONO
>>144554121Usually a receiver checks with the line judge if they're set properly before a play. They didn't account for Toney being fucking braindead and lining up where he pleased and not even looking in the judge's direction.
>>144554100Unfathomably based
>>144554022
>>144554134>12 on third downClassic reffies giving Mahomie the 1st he deserved
>>144554164>footballlet still replying to me post
>>144554134I will not look at these stats and interpret them exactly how I prefer to view the rigging of the league
>>144554134>Retarded Chiefs fan forgot to sort by beneficiary penalties instead of againstAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA
>Buccaneers QB Baker Mayfield says Tom Brady created 'high-strung' environmentDo all successful people have to be giant assholes? I like Tom too, but the older I get, I meet successful people and they are all dicks too.
>>144553689Historically speaking, Democrats were the Eugenicists, and Republicans were peer-level integrationists, and every piece of law that gives Native Americans grief at this point is a policy that was put in place by Democrat governments and any Republican efforts to repeal those laws have historically been shot down by Democrats. A big reason a lot of Native American communities, especially those still on reservations struggle with poverty is that they're not actually granted very much autonomy at all. They have to petition the federal government for just about anything they want to do with their land or build on it, which means they can't really build healthy local economies that engage with the wider world, which is why you almost always see shady casinos and extortionate lending as the two major edges they tend to eke out if anything at all, because those are the only two avenues they're readily granted by the federal government, and it's only really worked out well with the Seminoles in Florida, because it's viable for them to have that wealth make a bigger impact on individual tribe members' lives, and they happen to be in control of a place where outsiders actually care to be. The people relegated to Oklahoma being in second place, mostly because they don't have nearly as strong of a cultural connection to the land as a lot of other native groups out west and are perfectly happy to take their cut out of resource exploitation without blinking, in addition to the economic benefit of starting out on better footing with Europeans because they were always considered "Civilized."
>>144554058Based I’m 2 beers deep too fella feels for to be wasted
>>144554212No, but in environments where everyone has to be dedicated toward a single goal, being an asshole helps generate motivation. MJ was practically in tears talking about how he had to make this leadership switch in order to get his teammates to even want to win a championship.
>>144554058Take it to the NFL discord
>>144554174>chiefsfag still lying and pretending like we don't all see what we see plainly literally every fucking week
>>144554212They're only assholes when they start losing.
>>144554282>in tearslike he regretted it?
>>144554331>t.Doesn't know Jordan
>>144554313>bradyfags projecting this hard because their golden boy was a refball defensebabby
>>144554376I'm not saying Jordan was any different when he was winning or losing. People have a higher threshold for taking abuse when they're winning. I'm sure nobody in Tampa considered Brady an asshole in the off season following their super bowl win.
>>144554365Not regret, but you can tell it was hard for him to have been intentionally insane 24/7. His teammates in The Last Dance doc said they often did not think of him as human and were surprised that he could shed tears.
>>144551705Based>>144551739Cope
Literally wtf is going on w/ Haason Reddick
>>144554467that'll be $14,000 plus tip
>>144554467
>>144554493He wants a new contract but the Jets don't want to give him one.
If you were the Fins, do you trade for Russ or Bryce Young?
>>144552678you can't self-actualize in an insular bedroom vacuum. if you've been saving and got your money right you need to move somewhere affordable yesterday and ride the tiger
>>144554532You're getting Russ next season if you do.
I have a gay porn tab open
>>144554532>Had one noodle arm qb>Wants another noodle arm qb but shortIf they trade for him dolphins deserve to suck
>>144554532Tyreek for Young
>>144554532Joe Flacco
>>144554532psst Justin Fields for 2 firsts
>>144554558Go eagles btw
>>144554532Snoop will save ur bitch ass
Doesnt Miami going with Skylar feel like the jets going with zach wilson last year? When will they learn
>>144554532Russ fleecing 2 teams would be more funny
>>144554683Should've kept Mike White baka
>>144554691>Russ just goes from team to team collecting big money while sucking
>>144554731just like ur mom
>>144554718Facts
Reminder that Bryce Young will be traded to the Rams and stashed away until stafford retires.
>>144554510this catch is called the sundial
My dad just caught me looking at tranny porn and threw me out. Anyone in the Greater Dallas area with a spare bed?
>>144554819Mcvay dont want no short short man
>Joey Bosa says Jim Harbaugh does cold tubs with his FULL OUTFIT on is harbaugh legitimately autistic?
>>144554871His CTE's kicking in
>>144554871yeah
>tua's brother is on a losing team in the CFL>tua can't even say his abcs all the way through anymorehow does his father feel rn?
>>144554912I wonder if Tua can still say his full name
>>144554921tua tongamyanus
>>144554731They'd get way more than the 7th they traded for him since so many QBs are injured>>144554770Your mom doesn't get draft picks for sucking, she does it for free
*goes tua the IR*
the eagles have played the saints every year since 2020
This bussy is going to the IR (inseminated rectum)
>>144554912Tua is on the IR because it would be bad PR for the NFL if he was in this week. He's now the poster boy for concussions when in reality it probably isn't much different than other players. Bad luck that both of his major concussions happened on a standalone nationally televised game.
>>144554980Gay
>>144554979They didn't play last season
>>144554574based
>>144555025Not many other players have two concussions that caused them to have convulsions
>>144554467Full crotch crab. All the way with it. 14000 dollar fine? Sure. Money comes and goes. That memory is forever.
>>144554958
>>144555056it was real in my mind
>>144555056shit you're right. i got it mixed up with 22
>>144554691
>>144554844What Central American country is this?
>>144555186Los angeles
>>144555067Not many other players' concussions could be said to be even partially their own fault. But at least this most recent one for Tua can be. He ran headfirst into Damar Hamlin's sternum at full speed and his shoulder wasn't even in the way to slow him down or absorb some of the impact. It's almost as if he thinks the helmet makes him invincible.
>>144555179I should've tried the Dangerwich while it was still a secret menu item.
the discord is pretty good
>>144555079he deserved to get his noggin rocked for that. he was trying to hit hamlin in the chest and kill him again
>>144555179why do his arms go down to his knees?
>>144555236You can just custom order the same sandwich without the promotion. [spoiler] I'm glad he's probably never going to play a real game for the Steelers, because I dread to think what promotional shit Sheetz or Giant Eagle would slap his name on.
>>144555249lion saars...
This 500th post says FUCK the Bills
got banned from the discord for saying Monday Night Football. Their bot is banning people for the nig in night. lmao
>>144555249I got banned :(
I joined the NFL discord server to shitpost and I recognize a fuckload of the profile pictures from when I used to be into sissy porn bbc erp.
>>144555311We say Monday Football of Color now.
>>144555311They've been frantically changing it to become more and more strict because people keep finding new ways to say nigger, and also making it so it retroactively bans people lmao. The 1488 Tom Brady guy is still there though.
New>>144555349>>144555349
>>144552705I'm going to start calling him DaKKK.
