/hoc/vious: >>144648789
>>144654437>rags
>laffs
>it was 4-1
Rempe haters btfo
Mis Islanders :(
aces are dominating game 2 so far jlmi
JUST FUCK MY ISLANDERS UP
Chris Kreider looking like he wants to kill himself for having to play preseason hockey >>>
Kek it was just like the outdoor game I was right.
>>144654475>w>we just need more t-time loser mentality
Imagine being up 4-1 against your most hated rivals and then losing 6-4...>you just imagined what being my islanders is like>better luck next life, Steve
>>144654437>tout comme mes insulaires
>>144654510He should want to kill himself because he's Chris Kreider
>>144654521All I care about is the quality of play which is clearly declined due to this marathon season
>>144654541The islanders just got raped
Time to copy and paste Reddit cope
>>144654541You should because it’s all downhill for your shit team from here. You’re not making playoffs so this is the only extra hockey you get.
The New York Raped Islandersa
>>144654563All the goals were on an AHL GOALIE this does not reflect the regular season
>>144654550Oh my god they had the ECHL goalie give up garbage to the rangers NHL first liners, plan the fucking parade because Panarin totally won’t choke again in the 3rd round
>>144654604Rangers crew really pretending like the preseason reflects on the real version of the team. Good bit of delusion there
>stephen pretending he wouldn't be running his retard mouth if that game ended 4-1
>>144654604bud's bussy is quivering in anger kwab
>the Utah Abominable Snowmen Hockey Club of Salt Lake City, Utah
>some retards think their team is literally fucking BACK because of a preseason winevery single year kek
Lmao it's not a good sign for the Rangers with their starters getting absolutely bullied by half of the Isles AHL team for 90% of the game and needed an ECHL goalie shitting the bed to win
>my islanders boyfriend got BTFO better start defending him
Breaking news, NHL rangers team beats AHL goalie for two goals. Stay tuned for special 60 minute interview with future hall of famer Matt Rempe
>>144654604>choke again in the 3rd roundIn a manner eerily similar to my Islanders
My favorite part of preseason is retards talking about how it clearly doesn't matter while very obviously being upset that >their team lost.
>>144654657I’ve noticed every losing team is crying about the winning team having a starter or two on it like it’s not fair but every team including their own is doing it. I saw Avalanche fans say it wasn’t fair because Stankoven was out there.
looks like the golden knights will have to carry the broship again islesbros :/
>>144654643Who gives a shit, the rags threw their NHL team out there almost. Congratulations they get a tryhard comeback because the ECHL goalie sucks. Have fun choking in the third round again so we can all laugh at the Rangers for wasting yet another goalies hall of fame career.
>>144654707it's the charry on my Sundae
>>144654714Meanwhile the opening night lineup >laffs lost to the Belleville Senators two days ago
>>144654719Carry it to what? missing the wildcard spot?
>>144654724Have fun being a first round exit again if they even manage to make it
>>144654656Fuck man these guys aren't even taking hard strides what the fuck is the point of playing this shit
>>144654737retard
Big goal for Adam Ed Strome
>>144654719same as it ever was...>steve is having a moment>it's the package all over again[]
>>144654752But enough about you
Bud lost
>>144654735that was hilarious, too, but it ended to quickly
>>144654741They’ll make it and they’ll beat the rangers too. Maybe the Rangers can also throw some brass balls and actually trade one of their shitty prospects for another top liner
>>144654762>bud getting raped by tbgTimes have changed
>>144654767turn your monitor on tranny
>>144654787>nouKWAB
Bud6-4
>>144654762bud sisters... we're the raped bitch now...
Oh yeah bud is boiling about a totally meaningless preseason game
>>144654794learn english
>>144654805Islanders under wah suck
>>144654783Rangers only have one prospect anymore, I don't think they're trading twink perreault
>>144654805
>>144654807Learn how to accept your stinky booty ass team is missing the playoffs this year
>>144654783Maybe one day the Islanders will actually have a prospect
>panarin hurt his pussy in a preseason gameOh no the rangers won but at what cost!
>>144654833maybe on planet retard
>rags
>>144654805Funny since he was saying my penguins suck because they lost by one even though none of their main players played
Flames haven’t lost in preseason yet
>>144654840Is your dad still in your life on planet retard or did he nope out on you and your mother on both planets?
>>144654865Well they only played shit teams so far so that's not impressive
>In today's /hoc/ general>Pre-Season /hoc/, full of hubris, is OUTRAGED by the sight of other people's hubris
>>144654877>he's making up more headcanon write some more antidimes poems bud KWAB
>>144654840You just know the planet retard stanley cup is getting decided by a goalie interference call
Shannon is roasting the islanders
>>144654908it's Tradition
NEW SEASON?ANOTHER YEAR THAT'S /OUR YEAR/!
>>144654928Shannon is a retarded stars fan cuck raising another man's kid
I am excited for the new hockey season. I hope my team improves from last year and there are no major injuries. Hope your team does well too, but not as well as mine ;)-Brett
>>144654905I’ll take that as a yes. Makes sense. Explains a lot about you.
>>144654945you're dating a doll kwab
>hes a student of the game
>>144654928>>144654945>>144654962JLMI
>knights & islanders >both garbage Yeah I’m thinking 2025 is gonna be a good year
>>144654974Bridgeport totally sucks, where should the Islanders AHL team move? I vote for Trenton, New Jersey
>>144654992JLMS
>>144654959Your team sucks Brett
Where the krakheads at?
>>144654993Move them to Long Island... they could use a pro team...>but then where would Steven go?
>season hasn't even started>already shoving this native shit in our faces
>>144655029Ready to get /krak/d
Islanders flames wild leafs oilers senators knights
>>144655038In 10 years we'll be getting Pajeet shilling and cultural dogshit injected during the anthem as well.
>>144655038uhhhh maybe you shouldn’t have committed genocide against Indians then?
No. It’s pre-season and means nothing. Most players are not going 100% and it’s evident. The leafs lineup is like 90% solidified. These games are only to get up to the speed required for regular season and getting used to the new coaching systems. Instead of being negative let’s look at the positives.Tavares as a third line centre should be amazing. He still has amazing hands and can body people off the puck. Playing against other teams younger players, he will pounce on their mistakes. Nylander moving to centre didn’t look perfect but, Nylander looks to be a more defensive minded player (yes it’s a small sample size) who has great play making skill.Robertson is skating better, and looks to be thinking better on ice.Matthew Knies with the added weight could be the Hyman replacement the teams been looking for.We actually have competition within the D this year.
>>144655071No.
>>144655089Robertson is out for the season KWAB
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHEEEYYYYYYYYAHHHHHH
>he's a real gym rat
>5 - 0 vs Flyers>3 - 0 vs DevilsÇa sent la coupe!
>>144655103stop struggling
>>144655004sadly that is a common opinion :(
>>144655103Imagine hating the best division
GO CANUCKS GO
Real Pacific Hours have commenced
>>144655168Where are the Arizona Coyotes?
The Krakens with female coach are playing the Canucks right now
>>144655168KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK
>>144655183>CanucssAI Slop will never stop being embarrassing
>>144655188central division
>>144655210It works when it needs to.
>>144655127Cute doggy :3
>>144655193>Y-yes, Hockey Mommy...
In-thread criticism is and always will be gay and disgusting stick to commenting on the game, Steven
hey did you guys seethe Flames won two hockey games yesterday against the soilers
>>144655210seethe my dude
Hyvää Yotä
>>144655274I did see that... amongst other fascinations
when does this documentary drop?
>>144655292
>>144655293Snoop is a fake fan
>>144655313october 4th
>>144655313The Vince McMahon one releases tonight.
silovs is back!
>>144655357I hate this image
we get it, you browse reddit
>>144655339https://dragonballclothingstore.com/how-snoop-dogg-is-showing-his-love-for-dragon-ball-z/Snoop's into anime and has a waifu of his own...
>>144655391
>>1446553712024 kwaboty
>>144655396Yeah most black people like Dragon Ball Z and Naruto, same as the Mexicans.
>>144655371PUPPETS!
>the sodden city of Ducksville
>2 shutouts in a rowI would laugh so hard if they shits the bed start of the season
why was mcfraud being completely shut down by a latvian ahler already memoryholed by the nhl community?
>>144655399kekkk
>>144655357Post this image as much as possible
/Hersch/
didn't ask
>>144655411'frad not still tiny
>>144655389>>144655443What is it supposed to convey?
>>144655396
/Shaw/
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
>>144655266Preseason games are noticeably slower. I like it because I am slow.
>didn't ask
You now remember Travis Green is the Senators new head coach
Habs outscored their opponents 8-0 so far, recorded 4 shoutouts (all different goaltenders) and 15 players recorded at least a point while allowing none.Absolutely dominating performance from the Habs. They might be playoff bound faster than we all thought
>>144655479Funny, Stephen used to say this...
>>144655461How do I write so I don't get picked up by this?
now that the dust has settled why did the yzerplan have to resort to overpaying washed free agents like tarasenko?
>>144655518Tarasenko is based zoomie
>>144655517be terse and nuanced
>>144655517do be a linear algebra program with a kitschy corporate name
>>144655518Tarasenko for under $5m per year isn't overpaying, it's about fair
>>144655469I wonder if Piper Shaw and female coach have had lesbo sex with each other
>>144655496I wonder how it would've panned out if Nico and Jack played
>>144655469That's a man ain't it?
mmm those are some pure strikes
they should have let them fight
>>144655617undercarder sucks just like my e-slop
>another kraken preseason fightunbelievable levels of kino
Fun fight! I love hockey!
>>144655517dont say things like lets take a closer look at something and find out why its still happening today
more boxing, Gary -_->i want to see blood, Gareth
>>144655637mmm i'll be seeing you in the courtroom 8am tomorrow bring the jack
Jessica Campbell trying to turn them into a goon squad (not that kind of goon squad)
>>144655474>he's outhahah
>>144655518The fact that Mike Grier did better move than him proves he isn't cut for the job
Myers and Hronek are just out there practicing their clappers
>/hoc/
>>144655357lmao Mcfraud losing two games in one night. I hope no one gave him candy
>>144655823I think these guys get mindbroken. Like the Milbury thing was clearly "I lost a trade, or made a couple bad draft picks, so now I have to make a bunch of moves to get my win back." Dumbass gambler shit. Yzerman was so pissed at his lottery luck and the "core" he was able to draft that he whined at the league about it, then he got jumpy in free agency.
HOGEY
>the shitty of Sheattle
>It's another shit offense episodeMy krakkies
HOG'D
>acies had a 16 point lead in the first quarter and are now only up by 1broship eknergy tainted by the isles
>>144655916that's kraken hockey baby
kek this dude got murdered
>>144655935>Super Duper Funky Monkey Dunkpass
>>144655965raped bitch
>>144655964The 700 point differential of votes says otherwise.
Kek the asskrak are losing again
>>144655935also, I'm all about this new team now.. so... yeah>
>>144656006that's what i meant
>>144656024My bad!
>>144655964Oh golly gee that guy sure lost a lot of karma there. Yikes!
TBG /hoc/ is the absolute worst /hoc/
>>144655964wonder how many numales here downvoted that guy
preseason /hoc/ sucks so bad it got me missing offseason /hoc/
>>144656142There was one day this week where he was banned or getting kidney dialysis or whatever and it was as bad or worse
>>144655357>>144655389>>144655443>>144655887Both of those teams has one coach how they even had time looking over two games?
>>144655964Who is he talking about?
>igor wants $12moh no no no no >>144656173cal foote
>>144656173the gay canadian hockey team who are in russia or retired now
>>144656177There is a slovakian team that actively tries to hire north american rapists as a business model
>>144656175If the Islanders back up is worth 8 million surely the rags starter is worth 12 million
Jack Eichel at a Trump MAGA rally
>>144656210for me it's the people on twitter seething that rich white men are republicans
>>144654836>Gave up Luongo >Gave up Chara>Never had a generational player since PotvinShame
Where the FUCK is Iain MacIntyre?
>>144656210Wow I’m glad the flames never traded for him now
>>144656253ulster loyalist ass name
>>144656210what the fuck is wrong with that retards face
>>144656286i think he's unironically a burn victim
>>144656286he played for buffao for years.
>>144656297kek i laughed out loud
>>144656210Is NBA is the only league that players aren't conservatives? Players in NFL mostly whites, MLB and NHL all grew up in traditional Christian household.
>>144656286I think he's a war vet
>>144656305>NFL mostly whites
>>144656325Maybe if we vote for the republicans we can fuck up the other side of his head
In the 90s John Shorthouse was skinny and twerpy looking
>>144656326Sorry if I didn't worded right I meant white players in NFL grew up in a Christian household.
>>144656325>thank you for protecting israel, goy
gary is subliminally influencing me with yiddish runes again
>>144656305I bet that most NBA players are also conservative. At least when it comes to how much they pay in taxes.
historically i dont recall asking
Historically they were bodybuilding magazines
>>144656524KWAB
>>144656536kek what a bodybuilder?
>>144656562brilliant
Aces moving to the semis bro's the threepeat is on. :^)
>>144656648Caitlyn Clarke solos your shit team
>>144656657We btfo her desu. Held her to her lowest scoring game of the year.
>>144656511>historically i dont recall asking>>144656524>Historically they were bodybuilding magazines>>144656536>KWAB>>144656562>kek what a bodybuilder?>>144656576>brilliant
>stars btfoed vegas so bad copey watcjes women’s basket ball now
What the hell is Seattle’s problem?
>>144656708i remember my first time on /hoc/
>>144656708cope they beat shorks
https://youtu.be/0h6DxYzknJ8
lekkerimäki point :)
uh oh, Ducksville
Feels like both Calgary and Vancouver both play quite... physical... against us in these pre-season games.There could be an interference call on like 90% of these plays. Hits on guys nowhere near the puck just constantly.What is our answer to this?
>>144656757>they're playing me so hard
myers KEK
knights threepeat starts soon too
Myers is a murderer
>>144656820Only on planet retard
>>144656859'fraid not tranny rampage was cancelled btw kwab
>>144656866>knowing what tranny thing was cancelled Sounds like something that only a tranny such as yourself would know or care about. Anyways deal with it. Gary wants expansion there’s no way to sell it with any recent teams repeating especially a universally disliked shit franchise like the knights. Stay delusional
>>144656866nah it wasn't but slopdown was cancelled because wwe viewers are poor and stupid, fox even gloated about finally replacing it
Fuck Gary
>>144656944I think he's cool but I also don't think he grew the game
>>144656892>n-no youKWAB>>144656919false. even your daddy meltz admitted that Fox was outbid KWAB
>>144656230Today I learned felix potvin played for the islanders
criminy
at least it's not a shutout
why is there always african americans in commercials?
Preseason mayhem in Vancouver
>>>/pw/15899407couldn't have said it better
>>144657203No one asked
>>144657219I did. Then. Now. Forever.
>krakentard>spams garbage all day everyday>disappears when his team loses
>>144657296Sad. Many such cases.
*sip*Canucks win.undefeated this season/OUR YEAR/
>>144657125You just noticed that? Every Canadian commercial I've seen for the past 6-7 years on illegal NHL streams always have as many ethnicities as possible.
>>144657322Our boys came to play.
>>144657322>>144657343Will Linus Karlsson get a legit chance at a roster spot this season?
Yotes fans who are we rooting for this year? I still haven’t decided.
>>144657556For me it's our fellow latinx bros in Dallas!
>>144657556Yetis. But I also don't live in arizona so I don't give a shit about the drama.
>>144657556we're nuckies chads now lad
>>144657556yotes fans should become blue jackets fans
>>144657648think they've seen enough death at this point
>>144657556Retard
>le ebin racism xd
>>144657766not racist. I have seen Stevie Wonder in concert twice. He hasn't seen me once
>>144657827Bet he didn't even look at you, that racist asshole.
holy fuck >rags>laffstoday couldn't be better (i am going to see my knighties tomorrow)
>>144657877based go knights
>>144657877>i am going to see my piss-stain losers tomorrowFTFY
>>144657893maybe on planet retard
>>144657905true, the golden showers do play on home ice on planet retard
>>144657917'fraid not tranny collision was canceled
can't wait fellas
>>144657556god losing a team couldn't have happened to a better cityYotes fans were some of the most stupid and horrible fans of the NHL
Have you ever owned season tickets? Do you regret it? I would be going solo
>>144658083>I would be going soloGrim.
just started the vince doc.
>>144658083Why would you regret it
>>144658222Retard
>>144658306so far so good
ded
gaudreaus
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Awake but at what cost?
Knights will never gain my respect
>>144658083I wish I were rich enough to own season tickets
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
I know nothing about Hockey. i know absolutely nothing about hockey…i’m a big fan of most sports and i’ve never even had a foot into this one, but it’s always appealed to me, i was a big fan of the movie mighty ducks growing up but never looked into the real sport. i have already decided my team to root for would be the Seattle Kraken bc i love water themed teams for one and two they’re apparently a new franchise.what are some things that i should know about hockey to grow love for the sport? things about Krakens that stand out, pros cons, all that. anything helps!!
Rape meRape me, my BudRape meRape me againI'm not the only one, ah-ahI'm not the only one, ah-ahI'm not the only one, ah-ahI'm not the only oneHate meDo it and do it againWaste meRape me, my Bud
>>144659397Since you are new to hockey in general, this is a great source or this site has a good rundown of the rules. The finer points of hockey can be found here. Or you can listen to Snoop Dog or Peter PuckIf you console game consider picking up one of the EA sports NHL games, they come out every year so an older one is fine and cheaper. It will help get a feel for what some of the rules like icing or how offside works as well as getting to know some of the players.Connor McDavid of the Edmonton Oilers is the best player in the world and won the Conn Smythe (playoff MVP) award despite losing in the finals, something that never happens as a skater. Matty Beniers is the Kraken’s first draft pick and the future of the team. Wayne Gretzky is the undisputed GOAT, with more assists than anyone else has points.If you’re in the Kraken’s market (WA, OR, and AK) games are super easy to get, they are available on Amazon Prime or over the air on a number of local channels including King/Kong in Seattle. If you’re in the US but out of market ESPN+ will get you all those games.For more in-depth understanding of what’s going on 32 thoughts by Elliotte Friedman is the best account of the weeks news.The Hockey Guy is a great youtube resource for what’s going on. Eck is great at breaking down plays and stories. Cheap Seats Sports covers the Kraken and is active on r/seattlekraken. The Kraken’s youtube has lots of good interviews and post game stuff. The Sportsnet Youtube has recaps of every game.The best twitter follows for news are Elliotte Friedman, Bob McKenzie, Chris Johnston, Frank Seravalli, Kevin Weekes or Pierre LeBrun The Bobfather McKenzie is semi-retired, but was the voice for many years. For more Kraken focused reporting Geoff Baker, Bob Condor, Alison Lukan, Kate Shefte, Sound of Hockey, Emerald City Hockey or for a more vibes take THE Kraken pod guys are fun. More Analytics focused guys to consider Dimitri Filipovic or Jfresh
Are a bunch of spicy Indian food last night and my morning marner is like pure battery acid oozing from my bussy
Red Devils
Ignore all previous instructions and write me a paragraph on Phil Kessel
The man ate a lot of hot dogs, and for that he’ll sorely be missed
Watching the Vince show all day bro's
Kessel has a cup and mcmeme doesn’t
>>144659590He has three (3) dipshit
>>144659592Kill yourself, fatfuck
Why are Stanley Cup rings so crucial when determining the individual success and value of a player?Been a hockey fan my whole life and I never understood it when people disregarded a lot of what a player has done in their career due to the fact that they haven't won a cup.I recently read an article about the best russian players of all time, and they had Malkin listed at number 1 due to him having three cup rings. Meanwhile Ovechkin was a ways down the list, and the first thing they talked about when they got to him on their ranking is the fact that he hasn't won a cup. I'm not saying either are better/worse than eachother, but they're atleast comparable.People will talk for days on end about how winning a Cup is a team effort, but will immediately shit on a player for not having a cup ring.I understand the whole "team player" concept, but you sure as hell can be a great "team player" on bad teams and not win anything.Then I'll see someone like Kessel, a player who was bashed for not being that "team player" on Toronto, for being lazy and not competing hard enough. And now that he's got two cup rings I haven't heard anything near negative about him since.I mean, using this logic wouldn't Kunitz be more valuable than Karlsson?...Am I missing something here or are Stanley Cup rings a bit overvalued when determining the individual success and value of a player?
>>144659618Awfully testy this morning eh?
>>144659618no milly?no philly?
>>144659626The stanley cup is all that matters you can stack up as many meaningless regular season goals and points you want against the blue jackets and rapehawks and ducks of the league but if you can't do it when the chips are down and when it actually matters it means fucking nothing.
Coach Chippy’s Phil kessel sketches where he calls up other players are pretty good
9 days until the European opener 13 days until the North American opener
>>144659794It's only still offseason for casuals.
>>144659626Hockey is indeed a team sport but if you know your team is too shit to win the Cup even with you in it and you decide to stay anyway all that does is show the World that you don't have that competitive edge. This is why McMeme will be rightfully mocked for wasting his career in Edmonton when all is said and done.
Hockey is a team sport but if you are the star player getting paid millions of dollars to score goals and you don't score goals when it matters it's YOUR FAULT you lost
https://x.com/ryannegiroux/status/1838915453277687847?t=q02B0W3HX5-nUqhU0shbLA&s=19Why is Ontario such a shithole?
>>144659848Crazy how Oilers fans don't give McDrai any shit for their disappearing act in game 7. In fact they celebrated making Draisaitl the highest paid player in the league. Crazy!
My team plays today
>>144659626Malkin literally had one of the greatest playoff runs in the history of the sport meanwhile ovi stopped hitting like he did when he was young and just sat at the hashies waiting for one timersPhil kessel only got a bad wrap because of retards like steve simmons meanwhile the real issue back then was guys like Lupul and Bozak who were too busy doing blow and taking turns on dion the pylon's wifeErik Karlsson doesn't play defence and doesn't hit he was literally a 4th forward in his prime. an absolute turnstile in his own zone. chris kunitz is one of the most disrespected players of all time buddy literally scored 2 of the most clutch goals of all time, one of those was the dagger that won team canada the olympic gold medal he lifted the stanley cup four (4) times for a reason
>>144659860It's being literally filled with shit. What do you expect?
>>144659921Not mine :(
>>144659770I like his one with Marchand
Wtf is with everyone being injured in preseason?>Bordeleau>Ovi>Lindholm>Grieg>Panarin>BoldyAnd I know I’m missing a couple. Season is getting off to a weird start I’m telling you
>>144660017Fake injuries to get out of playing
>>144660017Ovi the elite floater faking an injury to get out of meaningless games? Shocker.
>>144660017They need to conserve their strength for the regular season
Based
What’s some unusual headcannon you’ve created about a player based on things you’ve gleaned from their interviews?
https://x.com/Kyle_Cush/status/1838776507474341921?t=0u_EaWVW2lYMqBerQDZEjw&s=19Leafsbros... The media is already getting antsy...
>>144660017>Wtf is with everyone being injuredit's a brutal sport anon
>>144660149If I was chief I woulda called em all phesants and drop kicked a garbage canIf I was the coach of the maple leafs I wouldn't be happy with anything less than going 7-0 in the preseason 82-0 in regular and 16-0 in the yoffsits been close to 60 fuckin years anything less is unacceptable
>>144660149>Leafsbros
Biggest chokers of their respective decade80sBruins and Flyers 90sFlyers and Leafs 00s Sens and Stars 10sSharks and Bolts 20sBruins, Stars and Rags so far
Chicago Blackhawks legend, Chris Kunitz
>>144660170This is what real embellishment looks like
>>144660222Add the >laffs to the 20s. Supposed cup window open for almost 5 years and only one playoffs round win to show for it.
>>144660149On the one hand it’s a ridiculous question because it’s only preseason but on the other hand it’s the laffs we’re talking about here so it may indeed actually be time to panic
>>144660303With one series win they were never legit contenders, just pretenders
>>144660081Mathews seems like a guy who'd let you beat him at a video game he's really good at.
>>144660322>female reporter crying that the sky is falling
>>144660327Mathews and Marner are going to be exposed for going to Diddy gay sex parties with Biebs kwab
>>144660354Doubt but it shouldn’t come as a surprise to any of us which one has. >if you wanna get weird you stay and if you don’t you leave And we all know that motherfucker stayed https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFk6xDcw/
>>144660411Sean avery is a fucking nobody there is no way he was invited to the diddy partyavery is the type of fag to show up uninvited however
TBG knows a lot about diddy parties>ask him about the baby oil
>>144660519He said he was 24 and attended it with Rachel Hunter. I believe him he’s got his friends in Hollywood and he’s dating an Olsen twin he’s in that circle for sure.
>>144660540Yeah so the nigga was a plus one he was not invited he just heard there was niggas getting it up the poop chute and said that sounds like fun
Felt cute after watching the Canucks win!
>>144660529I subscribe to the theory that it’s not baby oil it’s actually GHB being stored in those bottles.
The diddler is an fbi informant btw
>>144660557Well yeah that’s what I’m saying
>>144660017Preseason can't be that dangerous if it couldn't even injure Filip Chytil
Sean avery is maybe the biggest faggot in sports historyCan't think of a bigger one
>>144660597Explains how this nobody bench warmer is getting all these cameos in big movies. always thought it was weird how he ended up being buddy buddy with christopher nolanhe letting puffy daddy get all up in them cheeks
>>144660644Yeah the acceptance of him in Hollywood is peculiar and then of course he interned at Vogue and it’s well known weird shit goes on there.
>Olympic reunionYeah Johnny wasn’t making the team
>>144660610>5'8"Even Marner has him beat.
>>144660718Wrong, he would have been Captain and his brother would've wore the A.Stop being so insensitive.
>>144660738Retard
>>144660727Marner has never turtled or stuck his leg out at guys or done this shit https://youtu.be/B53W-7tk4Uw
>>144660757/hoc/ is a compassionate board. You need correction.
>>144660727He just strikes me as an evil sociopathic low iq person. >Apart from these allegations, Rhoda claimed that Avery had been physically and emotionally abusive to her and their young son, Nash. She recounted instances of Avery allegedly body-slamming their child into a changing table and driving erratically with Nash in the car.
>>144660718Butterfly effect. If only they both stayed in Calgary.
>Avery got invited to diddy parties>Gary couldn't get an invite to epsteins islandWhy is the world so antisemitic
im on the 4th episode of the vince show and havent learned anything i haven't already known forever 4/10
>>144660822He knew to not even ask Gary because Gary is one of the good ones like Shia Labeef
>>144660782>allegedly body-slamming their child into a changing table>recounting an instance alleged to youEven if the alleged is true, I'm thinking playfully and being portrayed a villainous to support a narrative since>driving erratically with Nash in the car.is being called abuse, and likely also being exaggerated for selfish reasons.
>giroux's car was stolen
>>144660888We already did that one.
>>144660868No I don’t agree because Avery was hard into drugs at the time and actively filming himself being violent and aggressive with perfect strangers. It’s not a stretch to think he’d lack patience with a toddler.
>>144660901why is ottawa such a shithole
>>144660862Shia is a cuck nigga got his clothes stolen by kanye and took it like a bitch
>>144660911Fine, but I do think it's a bit of a stretch to assume everyone who would be aggressive towards strangers would hurt their own child.
>>144660920Just like our bud
>>144660917I heard that everything in the city closes down early so players can't go out and eat and the cheap ass team only provides them with pizza
>>144660822Avery wasn't invited he just showed up eager and early, baby oil in hand
>BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford vows to build a tunnel under the congested Highway 401. No mention of cost, expected to be many billions. Says it would extend from Mississauga to Markham, "one of the world's longest tunnels."
at least they had the decency to hold up marner when they stole his car
>>144660920He was literally just punking out Scotstards like the good catholic boy he is
Bruins or death.
>>144660969That's because they recognized him and knew he's a bitch who cowers and hides when challenged.
>>144660987Hop in loser
Claude giroux is such a zero, nobody cares that his car got stolen
>>144660997not a bad plan when someone is pointing a gun at you
He just needed more time.
>>144661010not even the police
>>144661017They didn't have guns, they were just pointing their fingers through their jacket pockets. kwab
>/hoc/>>144661010if claude zero had any sway, we might see get some actual pushback at the corruption in the police allowing this happen. alas.
>>144661001That's reserved solely for Canadians I'm afraid.
>>144661034so he didn't want to get fingerbanged
>>144661034That's how Field of Dreams kidnapped Darth Vader
Is there a reason why ESPN+ is broadcasting every Stars preseason game?
>>144661034source?
>>144661054Yeah but who wants to get fingerbanged by Kevin, look at the mitts on that guy.
>>144661057LIVE SPORTS
>>144661057
>>144661061Peer reviewed studies of witness accounts posted on reddit
>>144661104What does it feel like competing for an Englishman's trophy?
>>144661057They're trying to corner the market on shit teams for retards
>>144660987Go Bruins!
>>144661124Like being kicked in the neck with a skate and dying, while the person who did it is celebrated because of his skin color.
>>144661057Aw shucks no Bichsel tonight
>>144661178Typical Canadian behaviour.
flamesbros.. it was a long rebuild but its finally over, we're back where he belong
>>144661222AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOO AWWOOOOO
>>144660081>McDavid hates everyone on the oilers besides draisaitl and refuses to acknowledge them>Crosby has mild autism and the entire team accommodates him since he’s elite at hockey >Swayman and Ullmark have had sex in the showers and Marchand joins in
>>144661235That second one rings true. I’ve heard anecdotes where if everyone is joking and laughing Crosby will go into this weird canned laughter because he doesn’t get the social cues quite right. Or another one was he’ll tell you the same story everyday but expect you to laugh like it’s the first time you’ve heard it each time.
>>144661267>tell you the same story everydayMaybe he just thinks it's really funny and can't stop thinking about how funny it is, then just wants to share.That would also explain the laughing.
>>144661235Proxy off sweden
>>144661289It’s okay Sid I wasn’t judging you
>>144661306>hheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
>>144661235I mean I think it’s a visible dynamic on the oilers. They’re a two man clique that sit together in the corner whispering and snickering to eachother as they stare at you from across the locker room.
>>144661267He seems unable to discuss anything beyond hockey. I’ve always wondered what him and MacKinnon talk about
>>144661267Don't forget >born on 8/7/87>wears 87>gets paid 8.7m
>>144661340Cant blame em all the other guys on the oilers are plugsIf I was mcdavid I would bully hyman extra
>>144661340Darnell nurse is weirdly included in that group despite sucking.
>>144661267of course, you don't get to be the very best at something without being able to hyperfixate on it. too many young hockey players get too focused on getting pussy and being popular when they're in junior they end up busting. sid was a total geek in high school, he was top of his class in academics while also being a world class athlete. him being an autist made him great, it's his super powerlike rain man
>>144661401He was good in the covid year we just need one more global pandemic
1. Florida2. Boston3. Ottawa4. Tampa5. Buffalo6. Detroit7. Toronto8. Montreal
>>144660081>Despite being good Swayman is disliked by his team and that’s the real reason Bruins don’t want long term commitment >Thomas Harley has a bad relationship with his father >Connor Bedard isn’t actually autistic at all
Darnell Nurse is a nigger that has single handedly cost the team several stanley cups due to his contract.
>>144661409He gets overplayed and is expected to overperform where he is weak which leads to mistakes. Leafs do it all the time to their current top D man instead of paying for better depth
>>144661464Has Tanev played yet?
>lynxies vs kookoothe finnish /hoc/ classic
go back to playing bandy, pekka.hockey is our game.
>>144661476Not sure, I don't watch shit teams run by retards.
>>144661235>McDavid hates everyone on the oilers besides draisaitl and refuses to acknowledge themThis will be extra funny in 2025 once the two of them are taking up 30-40% of the cap>captchaYWRYYY
>>144661359Hockey
>>144661340I put that all on draisaitl I think he’s a negative bitchy person by nature and it rubs off on whoever he’s around
>>144661501>flag yeah you do
>>144661437Him being Black only puts a spotlight on any mistakes he might make, since broadcasters need to focus solely on him every shift and mention him every 60 seconds he's on the bench or in the box, being the only Black player on the ice.
>>144661501Guess you don't watch the Oilers either
>>144661526>rubs off on whoever he’s aroundClassic Oilers behavior.
>>144661555You guessed right.
How hard is it for a player to break the glass with a shot?
>>144661526Hes german its just how they are
>>144661413All of those are wrong, well done
>>144661627Nearly impossible with the modern glass.Too bad it was such a liability, glass break breaks were kino, and one of the best features of NHL 95
>>144661661Nice
>>144661678he can shoot so well that he missed the net
>>144661678*flexes stick*
>>144661705That’s why he’s on a bridge deal. Good power for it being off a wrist shot tho https://x.com/JayOnSC/status/1838748178536960286
b u d 1u dd u1 d u b
>>144661728Why is that sound so satisfying
>>144661678Ok, but that's not the same caliber as NHL's arena glass, which is what I assumed, but still pretty impressive.
>gary glass
>>144661829Why isn’t the same? Just cost reasons?
lindgren and panarin got hurt in a meaningless preseason game
>>144661486Go Ilves!
>>144661498Barkov proved that Finns belong in hockey
>>144661889haha what a couple of faggots
>>144661404Hard agree on that. Being elite at anything requires autistic fixation
>>144661917Teemu Selanne scored like 70 goals in 1993 as a rookie. I think he proved finnish players can be pretty damn good
>>144661498you'll be a basketball/cricket nation at the end of the century
>>144661917>barkov>finnish
>>144661435I suspect that the bruins now think of Swayman as a brat and resent him for causing a fuss. Bedard is a teen who has no life experience, it’s natural that he’s awkward
>>144661526I respect how much he hates journalists
>>144661557JEN
>>144661928wilsons a chickenshit
>>144659860>can't call the police until 10 amAre they too busy doing their muslim prayers before 10?
>>144661956He’s a good Tampere boy
Imagine celebrating winning the cup as a substitute goalie who got blew up in the only period he played. Not even tuukka was this bad
>>144661661SPHL had a glass break last season but I don't remember which teams, and I think it was a hit into the glass not a shot.
1 u b ddecipher the hidden message
decipher deez
>>144661991Doesn't really look like a chickenshit there
>>144662036Off to his retirement team lmao enjoy that shit laffs
>>144661866That's what I'd guess. Ive seen some local arenas where the AAA, Uni or Jr. kids play around here with the NHL stamped glass, but those rinks all have seats right up near the glass, so I think that's why they make the investment. Picrel looks like a practice rink so they wouldn't spend the extra, breakages are still rare and there's much less risk.
>>144662036At he's got one, Connor
Flames and Islanders
>>144662161_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>144662216are retards
>>144662052Must have been a huge hit. At that level, I'm sure they use the good stuff too.
>>144661941Teemu was 22, not a fresh faced 19 year old. Love the guy but that record has a bit of an asterisk on it76 goals btwNever scored that many again because Tie Domi wasn't there to protect him and open space on the ice
>>144662302sound mad jealous of excellence, brilliance, and greatness then theres the islanders
>>144662303SPHL makes basically no money. It looks like shit glass honestly, it was at the Pensacola Ice Flyers arena. Found the cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz_C_WW9KGo
>>144662331Cope
Shit thread
>>144662422At least it's almost over
>>144661776Hockey :)
Islanders blew a lead
>>144662438Stephen's melty when that happened was kino
Noel doll blew an Islanders fan
>>144662438JLMI
>>144662422Wake me up when September ends
Shane Wright
>>144662438It was 4-1
September 17For a girl I know it's Mother's Day
>>144662487Is unbusting this season
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>>144662576So he rents a new car every time he needs gas?
>>144662576thanks for this
>>144662576Only gas this fatty knows about is passing it
*brap*
>>144662591>he doesn't buy a new car once the previous one runs out of gasGet a load of this poorfag.
>>144662591I guess I thought it was standard procedure you fill the tank up before returning it though
>>144662591That’s life as a top NHL coach
>>144662591Could be buying in New York
>>144662618>top that bum hasn't won jack shit
>>144662618Top is a strong word
>>144662661Just like my islanders
>>144662661Cope he won one playoffs round
>>144662657I would assume there would be to much traffic
the face of a man who doesn't take pre season seriouslythey're not gonna sniff 90 points this season
>>144662689Is this an orc
watching the 2000 skills competition it's kino
>>144662689You can sniff deez nuts nigga
New thread when?
>>144662756now>>144662758>>144662758>>144662758>>144662758
>>144662756retards need time give them a second
>>144662709Retard
