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Justin Gaethje
>>144667744>Those digits
>>144667744ONE. LAST. RUN!
I got mexico so revved hes lashing out at everyone kek
>>144667732MMA?
>>144667744>>144667788OOOOOOOOH
Khabib is the GOAT and only deramged Islamophobes think otherwise.
khabib isnt even a top 10 all time great
khabib is a bottom
>noooo you have to eat ze bugs and ze grass you science-damn chud!!"No."
>>144667883MMA?
Frozen like Elsa Jean Silva
MMA.
>>144667883>>144667924Got anything to say about martial arts?
>>144667891High protein diet from mostly meat, eggs, and dairy and some fruit and vegetables as needed is optimal for athletic performance in mma. Diet, as pertaining to sports, specifically mma, being the topic we just started discussing like 5 minutes ago? Is there some kind of reason everyone from England is so god damn retarded lately? Chemical spill, or something?
Any else noticed how basically every fighter and successful athlete follows balanced nutrition and not carnivore instagram meme fad for retards?
>>144667946Nobody wants to here nutrition advice from some decaying emaciated meth head with rotting flesh, thanks anyway though
Khabib would submit GSPiss
>>144667939Not really, no.
>>144667985Taekwondo? Karate?
>>144667949That's because they need the carbs to train 4+ hours per day and dont just sit on their fat ass all day.
>>144667949Where do steroids fit into this?
>>144667744
>>144667996Your attempt to substitute carbs with meth and dog semen isn’t going too well, I fear
>>144667991No, I don't think I will be discussing those.
>>144667977Quit bitching lardo, the adults are trying to talk.
>>144668020MMA discussion
>>144667949There is absolutely nothing natural or balanced about being an athlete, let alone a pro fighter.
The RIZIN posting will continue.
Got my wife pregnant again, bros.
>>144667946>Is there some kind of reason everyone from England is so god damn retarded lately?they're jeets
>>144668029>yeah my diet is super *sprays steatorrhea* healthy bro *tears off chunk off necrosis flesh* I feel great
>>144668047congrats anon, God is good.
>>144668047What's his name?
>>144668033I mean no, actually that's completely wrong. Most of human evolution until the last ~100 years people all lived very high activity/dangerous much more similar to fighters in terms of caloric and nutrition needs.
>>144667946Balanced diet > all you tryhard
>>144668123Right, duh, and that should be a balance mostly meat, eggs, and dairy with vegetables as needed and fruit for fiber or short term energy.
>>144668116Kind of early to decide that.
>>144667949Based on how much fighters struggle to make weight and not injure themselves during training I would say they actually don't eat that well.People think that just having vegetables on your plate makes something healthy but more often than not proper diet requires looking at the nutritional content if what you eat and not so much what you are eating.The weight cut issues can be because of liquid retention which means they eat too much sodium.Excess fat even if it's from meat and dairy can make you hold liquids too and the lack of minerals in your blood can make the body want to hold to it.The same lack of minerals can cause injuries because not enough nutrients get to the muscle hindering recovery.A proper diet would require a regular bloodwork to check all your hormone levels to determine what you need more off and less off and carnivore diet although not sustainable long term would actually help a lot with certain hormones and prevent injuries since it can increase iron in blood which helps with oxygen transportation and energy production.Obviously you don't stay forever on the same diet, it would only be until your hormone levels are actually balanced and then you eat to meet your macros while doing check ups regularly to make sure they are getting everything they need in their diet.Quite a few, not all and not forever but quite few fighters would benefit from doing carnivore sometimes.
>point out that grains are slave foods>bong seethes for the rest of the evening
>>144668193OOOOOH
>>144668187Can any scholars summarize this essay for me? Thanks.
>>144668211Enjoy your heart attack
Making some garlic pasta with bacon.
>>144668250*kisses you*
>>144668263Uhh didn’t you hear? Pasta is for slaves dude you’re only meant to eat a pile of unseasoned mince with an egg on top
HE'S LIVE BROS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UN_X1S1XFw
>>144668284lol wut. thought you need some intelligence to be good at mma
>>144668211Kek, and still going too, what a freak
I mean, slaves build the pyramids and shit.
>>144668117Well no. They only did work if they had to, and it did damage to the body. You would look at somebody who had to do physical labour for a living at 40 and say "damn that guy lived a hard life". People in their natural states or as close as we can approximate it with tribes lived fairly sedentary. They used animals for labour where possible, nobody ran for any reason, and human hunting is performed entirely by ambush and tools. But, that being said. Appeal to nature at its roots a fallacy because we were not made by nature nor have we ever been entirely at its mercy.
>>144668418>nobody ran for any reason You’re retarded
>canada in charge of explaining human performance
this pasta is delicious.
>>144668457>Wmma at twice the speed.
poo diddy
>>144668436Nobody "ran" as is running today. But you can go look at what has been documented of tribes, they walk and use bows and spears to hunt. If you wanted to move fast you used an animal. People today run marathons for example when the whole point of the marathon was that it was such a distance that the guy dropped dead at the end of it, and people still do all the time.
>>144668418I don't feel like the fact that we domesticated animals and used used various hunting methods really contradicts my point at all. Also you underestimate the difference between life in the last 100 years of human history as opposed to the previous million.
>>144668468you are the shortest and most obese nation on earth you can't talwk b.
>>144668477Can't be wmma, those rabbits are standing in the pocket and landing.
>>144668493>as opposed to the previous millionthat's not even soience that's just pure nonsense.
C H A M AHAMA
>>144668481Okay nobody was talking about ultra long distance running, there are still reasons to do it and bows were only invented recently comparatively to when humans started hunting things
>>144668505I don't know what the fuck you mean by that and I don't wanna know anymore, just shut up you dumb retard.
>>144667762interesting group of people
>>144668494Yet we have more ranked fighters than you.
>>144668521Endurance hunting is an undocumented meme you saw on tv once and is the basis for your entire argument. If you've ever been hunting you'd know animals can hear you for miles. Either you are sitting waiting to ambush with spears/bows or you are slowly tracking an animal with hopes of catching it by surprise.
Shut up fat retard.
>>144668556kek the black dude at some point in the video
>>144668537Well for one, animals have been domesticated for far longer than 100 years but you keep using that number as if it means anything or is based on anything.
>>144668562Nobody mentioned endurance hunting apart from you, I said there would be situational reasons to run and expend energy Here’s an example: you’re the one being hunted by other people or a large predator
>>144668556If I was a ufc fighter I'd like a bunch of tranny porn on xitter and never adress it when conffronted
>petr yan fight announced>nick diaz fight announced
i prefer to heem by sub, i like to take them to deep waters, 1000 bottles of baby oil deep
>>144667744Chef Boyardee
>>144668612Gooby already did that but with men
>>144668621idk who yan is fighitng, but he will lose
>>144668560Coz low IQ.
I've been eating a lot of non inflammatory foods like organic cheese.
tawlmbout pasta b? i gotchu
>>144668612So you wouldn't change anything
>>144668700I’ve got some organic cheese for you b
>>144668621Figgy is finna get figgheemed
>>144668612
>>144668736No wonder Joey B won't get her pregnant.
>>144668781Yan is a decision merchant
>>144668933What the Frick did he do that for
>>144668933Based
74 days until Gane fights.
The Industrial Revolution of 1924
Inb4 you google "Industrial Revolution" and then immediately deride me about the dates you just learned.
>There is an inverse relation between how much people talk and how much they actually know
>>144669040Thats why i often use words like “schaub hap sneed bo niggle” to express complex and nuanced ideas. Only high iq individuals would understand
I came
>>144669012That is exactly the end date for the Second Industrial Revolution, correct. 1870-1914. You know, when people who were born lived different lives than their parents. When things actually changed, rather than the start of the first stage of the shift. You follow me here?
On my scorecard, I have 29-28 Canada
Dazzen matta bradda, you liddle bit stooped guy like you kno dis.
>>144669012>>144669020>>144669040>>144669105MMA?
>>144669151Report me.
Need a /sleem/ general. /heem/ has run its course.
It's funny watching two people who argue about scat and gay sex all day pivot to being correct the record know-it-alls when the nairdiv is questioned. Oh well, I know you two are clocking out soon so it will get comfy again. Anybody else but huebro have any bets on the paris card? I got a lot of money on brito and battle and brito x battle.
damn, maybe i should start betting agian
I stopped betting when I started losing
>>144669297Combat sports?
>>144669355so you quit just before you started winning big?
how old is Joe Pyfer again?
>>144669362Combat Sports.
>>144669432Discuss them.
It should be frowned upon for westeners to coach a poster boy of muzzie autocrats like Chimaev
>>144669439Indeed, you carry on as you were likewise. Cheers.
yeah I'm a jacked haitian boy from springfield ohio
>>144669455>autocratsi think you mean war lord or tribal leader?also not the best poster boy since if someone sneezes in his general direction he has to go to hospital due to his weak immune system
How does Max beat Ilia?
>>144667783I thought onions were based and the opposite of soi. Did I miss something while I was away?
>>144669674Onions? Never much cared for them personally. You ever read Holes?
>>144669012>>144669151All conflicts and wars are relatives of MMA and all on topic.
>>144668187you have way too much time on your hands
>>144669653he will come prepared with some cheese strat
you know for sure that the people using an mma general to write essays about random shit are truly lonely losers with no friends or network to discuss stuff with so they just jam every thought on their mind here
>>144669653He'll point to the ground and it's be what it'll be.
Let's be honest. As shit as garth is, he would have beat the dog shit out of max had max not broke his nose with the meme spinny kick. It wasn't even aimed garth's the head, he just ducked into it like a retard and was breathing blood the whole rest of the fight. He's still good enough to finish a broken man (unlike belal) but that win was probably his last gift from God.
>>144669653I think part of max's gameplan will be peaching him up
kek sounds like someone picked gaethje
>>144669653He's da best boxer in da UFC, b, at the endovdah day, it is what it is.
>>144669874What was the ai prompt for that post, "massive cope from a retard that bet rent on garth"
I been telling yall gaethje was shit since before the Khabib fight but nobody wanna listen. Entertaining fighter, albeit.
>>144669874>he woulda won if he didn't losehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpEK7lNTtWI?feature=shareit was no meme, he came prepared with a secret weapon he learned in a videogame
why the fuck does smiff fight like that man? like.. you know... like *that*?
Wrong!
>>144669928wrong again
>>144669965like a hall of famer? goat? the most technically skilled fighter to ever exist on paper?
>>144669965>ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/wjxXQ1xnsJw?t=845
>>144669965He beat jon jones fighting like that you dumb bitch
>>144669874>It wasn't even aimed garth's the head,Retard, garth was doing that dumbass duck multiple times through the first round and max timed the kick to him lowering his head.Even in the Dustin rematch he was doing that and Dustin tried to knee him for it but missed.
>>144669804>bizarre projectionit's gonna be alright b. just hold on.
garth rigatoni
>>144670056lol
Ilia is going to dog walk that minecraft square head looking mofucka
ufc president vince russo
>>144669874At the end of the day, the best is blessed
>he picked allen>he picked garth>he picked 'tupria
>>144670018That wasn't me. Yeah I walched holes. Beast of a movie. Great book never read it.
>>144667732There is no such thing as unhealthy food, only unhealthy amount of food. All keto, carnivores, vegan faggots should die
>>144669988Surely you not the same fighter i know as CANthony "Lyin' Heart" Shitf>>144669988
>>144670084It happen multiple times through the fight too.
>>144670018>>144670060type whatever you want. keep typing. doesn't change the facts of your life. GL next time around
>>144670131>There is no such thing as unhealthy food> OOOH SAY, CAN YOU SEE
>>144669874>>144669978Alright maybe you didn't pick him. This changes things. Maybe I will change my pick now that I think about it.
I'll flip the line of questioning around because it's very obvious that >1. The only good thing technically about ilia's striking is that individual punches are thrown mostly with good technique>2. Being a power merchant is not gonna work on max >3. In a stand up fight Max would beat the absolute dogshit out of IliaSo what is Ilia's actionable gameplan in this fight? He's not going to box with Max for 5 rounds, so is he going to land takedowns? If so will he be able to get control time?
>>144670126Never reddit either b, heard it bowls wayz tho.
>>144670152I'm only the bottom one. But I meant what I said. Hold on little guy.
schizo hours
>>144670152Doesn't change the fact you're an ugly little faggot, shut the fuck up or discuss mma. Freaking turds man. This thread is just always full of turds, it's insane.
Fuck yeah god bless Dana for saving boxing I am gonna watch every zuffa boxing event hope they do well
Putin is going to nuke London if ratlip loses
>>144670154*Heems you
Nobody eats shots like Holloway... wait why is he eating so many shots in the first place? I thought he was good?
>>144670131>There is no such thing as unhealthy food, only unhealthy amount of foodJust stick to talking about which vodka brands are cheap and won't make you go blind please, Vanya.
>>144670182>OOHHHHHHHHH HES OUT>HE JUMPED THE (YOU) JOE
bruh
>>144670199that might mean something if it came from someone who isn't here 24/7 with a special name on and hasn't admitted to being an HIV ridden queer drug addict. you're a loser>>144670182I'm chillin. like I said, GL next lifeno more (You)s for you two dorks
someone on heem is always a guaranteed to have a hissy fit
Jon is fucked
Max couldn't do this in 1 hour and 15 minutes Ilia did it in less than 5 minutes Levels
>>144670267This idiot lost his magic rock which is why he is back to being a tomato canChandler by heem and easy
what the hell
>>144670262Concession accepted. Let's keep it moving.
>>144670232
>>144670349Sheeesh that is one crispy ass fade on my boy
is this what elite boxing looks like
>>144670362Damn shame Joanna won't pass on those Real One genes.
>>144670377My boy is so fucking crispy and aesthetic Truly a man dime.
>>144670407
>>144670376godlloway is gonna run a crispy fade on him
>>144670233I drink beer only, gaynada queer
so exercising is unhealthy?
>>144669697I have whatup
>>144670449>I drink beer onlyway to out yourself as a proxyfag
don't forget that dookie dan hooker was knocked down by gamrot
>>144670454smiff spends all day drinking moscow mules inside the comfort of his own basement
>>144670446Max couldn't heem his way out of a wet paper bag that's why judges never gave him the nod against alex his pitter patter is fucking sleep inducing boring
OHHHHHHHH
>OOOOH HE GOT HIT STOP THE FIG-oh he won....
>>144670467So this is the supreme genetic athleticism mutts are always frothing at the mouth about?
>>144670511max is on an out cold snoring heem streak. el decisionator toporio on the other hand...
>>144670454Depends.
Throwing spinning shit in the last 3 second of the first round is the most reddit shit ever done in mma
>>144670467
>>144670557>Nick Newerell
>hes still raging over max
>>144670570>*heems you*
illia ended both emmett's and volk's massive winsteaks and he will do the same to max
max will win. don't believe me? well, you don't have to. because my digits will prove such things.
>>144670606he will end it posthumously when max steps back from the sport
>>144670611
>>144670576The disrespect, I would have left the stadium.
>>144668612Paolo Costa please win a fight.
>>144670611illier is a dead rat walking
josh emmett is a great fighter and i am sure he will one day eventually get a good win
>>144670649mitchell was a good win
>>144670611knox on me m8
is fake better than real? is real oneism dead?
>>144670262>>144670262Yeah none of that is true + doesn't change the fact you're an ugly faggot and I'd beat your ass for talking like this without the keyboard keeping you safe.
>>144670576Motherfucker on red needs like a 12 inch vertical to dunk but volk needs a 50 inch vert just to touch the rim.
>go take your paddle board and go home cook, this spot is mine.SOON
>>144670749I appreciate gimmickposts as much as the next guy but yours needs a little refinement
>bruhsoon
>>144670749You can practically hear him saying this already. Ilia Topuria: Iconic.
>shut fuck upSOON
>>144670729>brooo I love tits xDsure aljo we believe you don't get buttfucked on the daily by merab now.
>>144670816what are they looking at?
FUCK YOU FAGOTT!!! HIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Name fighters
>>144670816Look how high this men in black cockroach looking mothafucka wears his shorts lmaooooo
>>144670890Jason Genova
>>144670890james vick's
>>144670890Tony Ferguson
>that's cracker mate but I've had sex with a womanSOON
>>144670749Turdpoorhea gonna get heemed
>>144670871Inspiring fluke by Gaethje.
>>144670928
Garth is the worst "good" fighter in a long time
having sex with a woman with birth control or pulling out is basically masturbation
Uncrustables are heeming fuel of the God's
I can't be the only one here with a wife and kids
>>144670974remember when he took a dive?
>>144670977My pullout game is 99.999% you can call me ratlip jr
my gf said I look like brown Luke Rockhold :3
>>144671008You think that this is some sort of insult to the rest of us, but really it just reflects poorly on you and your priorities. We are here because we don't have those things.
Who is the Theo Vonn of the UFC
>>144671048>t.
>We are here because we don't have those things.
>>144671093Niko Price probably
>>144671077whats his name lol
>>144671077
>>144670862
>>144671130>Chink on chink violins
>>144671138
>>144671211Imagine how much of a liability this retard would have been in a actual combat special ops mission
>>144671130>>144671138shut up>>144671162im brown, b, like you
>>144671016didn't take a divehe just can't defend a takedown or a choke
getting out of texas this weekend to a state with legal betting apps and i NEED winning bets lads who do you all like
>>144671307Fuck up square ass nigga
>>144671307just bet the opposite of schaub's picks b
>could i get some of them sports bets patrick?
>>144671307Asking for betting advice on /heem/ is pointless because>everyone here is broke>everyone here is too cowardly to put their money where their mouth is You're unironically better off looking on r/mma for betting tips
mark zuckernerd has made it to the end of the bjj to right wing ideology pipeline
>>144671375I'm sure this was funny in your mundane head
>>144667732Redpill me on William Gomis. I didn't see any of his previous fights
>>144671307Damn, Jimbo. You're gonna let that greasy ass toad talk to you like that?
>>144671404
>>144671375i'm getting out of texas. using sandy would be more appropriate
>>144671423french (african) pussy kickboxer. brito will heem.
>>144671388Try again
>>144671423Generic lanklet striker without much power. He lost to Marshall IMO. Will never be ranked
>>144671454legit may be the first betslip ever posted on /heem/. this entire general is broke cowards who talk a big game but won't back it up
>>144671495>legit may be the first betslip ever posted on /heem/Stop posting.
>>144671495spoken like a true broke reddit bitch
Gentlemen:I must announce that it is over for the man known as Bobby Knuckles.
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
>>144671307My favorite bet is taking overs in fights where everyone expects a quick finish. Moicano vs BSD is prime for that. Get on DraftKings or FanDuel and bet the following with decreasing wager amounts>fight starts round 2: yes>over 1.5 total rounds>fight starts round 3: yes>over 2.5 total rounds>fight starts round 4: yes>over 3.5 total rounds>fight starts round 5: yes>fight goes the distance: yes Size your bets so you break even if it gets past 1.5 rounds and everything beyond that is profit. UFC main events go the distance a lot more than you might think
>>144671529>>144671543struck a nerve i see!
how do you pierce a lung doing breathing exercises?
>>144671454double chance picks are for pussies.
>>144671152hahahahah
>>144671607Every ppv there's slips posted.
>>144671646those are AI generated
>>144671552kamzat is a dirty chechen rat, he had every intention to scam on that crypto rug pull. the feigning innocence is horseshit and very typical for a dirty chechen. a truly disgusting people and a scourge upon this earth
>>144671646link to one. i've never seen it
>>144671678Yeah but he's still gonna sub Whittaker in r1.
>>144667732my boy Brendan Allen will win, right?
>>144671693babe if you wanna learn open a book
>>144671552wow too bad he's about to pull out. spent all that money on preparation
man I sure am glad that they wasted 4 fucking years of Figgy on Moreno rematches
>>144671694bumzat went life and death with dilbert bums, so no
>>144671760you think she and mike adriano know each other?
>>144671758Gilbert was actually good until that fight. Took too much damage between the Usman fight and the Khamzat fight and was never the same
>>144671762OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>144671693here's my slip>>112336544
>>144671762This shit unironically needs to be bannedGay ass boring ass sport where guys suffer permanent brain damage for $1000 so uncle Dana can make $20M
>>144671801
>>144671792dilburt was never good lmao
>>144671792glibert was never good
>>144671792Usman was never good
>>144671694he went life and death with Bumaru Usman on a week's notice
>>144671758Your cazzieness is showing
>>144671780
>>144671829>>144671833>>144671842None of you were ever good
>>144671852i acknowledge your surrender
>>144671868true, im great
>>144671852Brits have the worst MMA takes on earth
bros where the fuck is macau
>>144671750and they're gonna waste 4 more on him fighting bantamweight contenders
>>144671912next to toucan
He told me he wants to fight Henderson. In Manchester. Isn't he fucking awesome!
>>144671878>>144671901I’d heem your skull in
>>144671935What a fucking warrior
>>144671943you couldn't run 100 yards m8
>>144671868you don't kick a man when he's down man... fucking scumbag
My favorite heemsnack is beef jerky but goddamn is it annoying to floss/pick out of your teeth. Fucking Christ, it's taken a full 24 hours to completely remove it.
Last digits is the number of fights remaining in Conor's career MMA + boxing + BKFC
>>144671868consnession accepted.
>>144671961I don’t need to run. I just have to catch your bitch ass slippin.
>>144671970Yeah that's what I thought. He's done
>>144671968For me its old trapper hot and spicy, can heem the big bag easy. Cant wait until deer season so I can make my famous deer jerky
>>144671982You cant and wont because youre a fat poofta
>>144671582HEEEEEEEEEeemm?
>>144671970wow 70 fights
>>144671998Old Trapper is nice but I'm scared of nitrites B. I'm getting old and want to minimize my risk of cancer and other diseases. I bought my last batch from an eBay seller who made it fresh. I now just ordered some Archer Beef Jerky, Mango Habanero flavor. Looking forward to trying it. How does it feel hunting and eating deer? I've never hunted and dunno how I'd feel if I shot and picked clean some prey.
>>144672021Deer meat can be amazing or it can be super gamey and too low fat/chewy. Venison jerky and venison steaks are usually terrific
>>144672000If it was just me and you in an isolated room, I would do whatever I wanted to you and there’d be nothing you could do to stop me
>>144671570no chance the paris main event goes past 2 rounds
>>144671917in awe at how badly mismanaged banthamweight was/is
>>144672069>isolated roomyou mean your bedroom kek
>>144672102Point is, only outside interference could stop me from doing whatever I wanted to you
I'm from Brooklyn, I buy my chicken rice platter from the food vendor
>>144672142in your faggot brain that makes sense
>>144672158Pray you never meet me irl
>>144672172just like the womenfolk
>>144672172id shave your head and clip your toenails
not one of you stupid faggots knows the fucking judging criteria
Average Brazilian.
>>144672214So be helpful and post it, dipshit.
Got a new watch today
>>144670362Condit really had dogshit takedown defence lol
>>144672214If you get a takedown in the last round you win. See Jones vs Reyes for example
>>144672189I’d break your pelvis and hip bone
>>144672243Hi grandpa. Didn't know heem could speak with the afterlife.
>>144672243Congrats brotha. What did you get? I rock the SBGA413 as my daily
>>144672243for what, dont u have a phone taht tells teh time anyway?
>>144672259>>144672266F91wGreatest watch of all time (get it? Hehe)
>>144672238https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Unifed-MMA-Rules-2023-FINAL.pdfthe 2023 unified rules of mma, see the judging criteria section. notice the key differences between the 2019 "new rules" that faggots like MMA GURU and theWeasle have been using for years to cry robbery every time their picks lose a decisionhttps://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/unified-rules-mma-2019.pdf>no mention of damage>no mention of immediate impact weighing heavier than the cumulative>effective grappling is defined as successful execution of techniques, not only impactful techniques. e.g. takedowns are scored, you don't need to establish offenseremind me why you faggots haven't read the damn criteria but pretend to know how to score fights??
>>144672254yep under 2023 rules you would be correct but 2019 rules when the fight happened DOM was the rightful winner, a true robbery. see my post
>>144672266Damn nigga
>>144672269fashion honey, hallo
also notice the shocking definition of IMPACT:>A judge shall assess if a fighter impacts their opponent significantly in the round, even though they may not have dominated the action. Impact includes visible evidence such as swelling and lacerations. Impact shall also be assessed when a fighter’s actions, using striking and/orgrappling, lead to a diminishing of their opponent’s energy, confidence, abilities and spirit. All of these come as a direct result of impact. When a fighter is impacted by strikes, by lack of control and/orability, this can create defining moments in the round and shall be assessed with great value.
>>144672276>no mention of immediate impact weighing heavier than the cumulativeI totally agree that fags who claim that are retarded. to act like a guy won a round if he got outstruck 30 to 5 cause the guy landed a big punch is retarded. obviously a punch with more reaction should be weighted heavier but not everyone reacts to getting hit the same way.
back off ban bs
>>144672273Based. Nothing is more indestructible or accurate
>>144672311>lly agree that fags who claim that are retarded. again read the fucking criteria. 2019 criteria states:"Legal blows that have immediate or cumulative impact with the potential to contribute towardsthe end of the match with the IMMEDIATE weighing in more heavily than the cumulative impact.Successful execution of takedowns, submission attempts, reversals and the achievement ofadvantageous positions that produce immediate or cumulative impact with the potential tocontribute to the end of the match, with the IMMEDIATE weighing more heavily than thecumulative impact.” It shall be noted that a successful takedown is not merely a changing ofposition, but the establishment of an attack from the use of the takedown"this is where theWeasle and others get the whole "damage >all" sentiment but they don't realize that the criteria has been consistently updated year after to year to favor grapplers more and more, with takedowns and execution of other impactful grappling techniques being weighed evenly with damagin strikes. why is no one talking about this?
in conclusion every single one of you faggots are retarded cazzies who are ESL and afraid to admit you don't know how to read and don't understand the damn criteria
It's damage b
>>144672331YES they weigh heavily more but only by a bit. One great punch might be worth 12 small punches but that doesn't make it worth 14 small punches. Look at Sean Brady vs Gilbert. Gilbert landed the bigger punches but Brady landed more often.
>>144672258id kick you so hard youll be pissing blood outta your ass
>>144672331If you wobble someone and then go on to get outstruck 30 to 5 you might well lose the round.
Bloody ell
>>144672353>another ESL fagthose are the fucking 2019 criterion. read the NEW updated 2023 unified rules of mma judging criteria FOR FUCKS SAKE? are you all genuinely fucking brain dead or are you intentionally being retarded?https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Unifed-MMA-Rules-2023-FINAL.pdf
Maybe read up on criteria you need to lose your virginity
>>144672376
>>144672368in the current rules (see) >>144672372that is true and the most impactful striking result you can have is swelling, lacerations, bruising, etc. striking in current mma criteria is measured solely on the results of the striking unlike grappling which is measured on its impact but also the successful execution of techniques
>>144672385maybe suck my dick you stupid faggot. read the damn criteria or fuck off. next time you cry about a robbery I don't want to hear it.
vince mogs dana shyte
>*buuurps*
just read this criteria stuff, shit is fireanyway Sean 1-3-5
I have now sent another anon into an absolute tizzy.
izzy the tizzy
>>144672411NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144672372So you're telling me you think if you wobble someone in the beginning of the round even if the guy punches you 100 times for the rest of the round but it just so happens that no singular punch hurts you as bad as that one punch? That would just be retarded.
>>144672410yep you can, if you want to think the judges are still using the 2019 criteria. thing is no one actually has any fucking clue what criteria the judges are using because they know MMA fans are too low IQ to even be able to know the difference in the criteria in the first place. Sean genuinely wins 1,3, and 5, on 2019 rules.
You might have read the judging criteria but you don't understand the judging criteria, judges don't understand the judging criteria.
The story of the build up and fight goes more into consideration than any criteria you post cazzie Dricus has yet to lose a story of the build up to a fight which is why he won against the cry baby rape baby
>>144672432no I'm telling you that you're an ESL fag and you are genuinely mentally disabled. I'm not going to spoonfeed you like an infant read the fucking thread.
Criterion Classics: Face the Pain music video
I understand judging criteria.
instead of posting a link just post a jpg or the actual text ya lazy cuntthis is like the fagtards that post twitter links instead of webms for videos
>>144672443Dricus loses the story based on the 2014 story criteria
>>144672436no you don't understand the judging criteria because you're a brown ESL. the 2019 criteria or the "new rules" or the "damage>all" rules are not the most updated criteria. again read my fucking posts and read the updated criteria.https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Unifed-MMA-Rules-2023-FINAL.pdf
>>144672447you have poor communication skills
Umar walks through meratYan probably (hopefully) beats figgoidThen we get either umar yan (kino) or umar omalley (kino)Lots of good shit ahead at bw
>>144672443nope. strickfags are some of the most retarded when it comes to the criteria because yes under 2019 rules strickland wins but under 2023 criteriaddp WON clear. nothing to do with the story or any fake bullshit you think. you don't know the criteria>>144672455doubt it. no one has demonstrated to me even a modicum of understanding of the criteria
>>144672467no shit Merab won the match but he didn't do shit for damage to Sean O'Malley tmthe fact that there are contentious MMA criteria proves that winning an MMA fight isn't objective. if one guy loses 50-45 but he collapses and dies the next day from damage sustained in the fight who really won?
The story>criteria Simple as.
>>144672484It depends on how heavily you weigh takedowns that did nothing. To me threatening subs is more "effective" than pointless takedowns that do nothing.
>>144672456>ESL fag so lazy he can't open a linknot to mention I've already posted it twice in this thread alone>2019 "new rules" , e.g. "damage>all" rulesEffective Striking/Grappling shall be considered the first priority of round assessments. EffectiveAggressiveness is a ‘Plan B’ and should not be considered unless the judge does not see ANYadvantage in the Effective Striking/Grappling realm. Cage/Ring Control (‘Plan C’) should only beneeded when ALL other criteria are 100% even for both competitors. This will be an extremelyrare occurrence.PRIORITIZED CRITERIA:Effective Striking/Grappling“Legal blows that have immediate or cumulative impact with the potential to contribute towardsthe end of the match with the IMMEDIATE weighing in more heavily than the cumulative impact.Successful execution of takedowns, submission attempts, reversals and the achievement ofadvantageous positions that produce immediate or cumulative impact with the potential tocontribute to the end of the match, with the IMMEDIATE weighing more heavily than thecumulative impact.” It shall be noted that a successful takedown is not merely a changing ofposition, but the establishment of an attack from the use of the takedown. Top and bottomposition fighters are assessed more on the impactful/effective result of their actions, more sothan their position. This criterion will be the deciding factor in a high majority of decisions whenscoring a round. The next two criteria must be treated as a backup and used ONLY whenEffective Striking/Grappling is 100% equal for the round.
>>144672471Don't bet on the slow starter to beat the early birdYan vs Figgy can very quickly start looking like Ortega vs Lopes
schaaaaauuuuuubbbb
>2023 unified rules of mma judging criteriaudges shall evaluate Mixed Martial Arts techniques, such as effectivestriking/grappling(Plan A), effective aggressiveness(Plan B),and control of the fightingarea(Plan C).Plans B and C are not taken into consideration unless Plan A is weighed asbeing even.d. Evaluations shall be made in the specific order in which the techniques appear in(c)above ,giving the most weight in scoring to effective striking/grappling, and effectiveaggressiveness, and control of the fighting area.e. Effective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by acontestant solely based on the results of such legal strikes. Effective grappling is assessed bythe successful executions and impactful/effective result(s)coming from: takedown(s),submission attempt(s), achieving an advantageous position(s) and reversal(s).f. Effective aggressiveness means aggressively making attempts to finish the fight.g. Fighting area control is assessed by determining who is dictating the pace, place andposition of the bout.
>>144672527>immediate or cumulative impact
fights should be judged by an eye test of who won moreand it should be a fan vote. lets not pretend ufc is a sport
Chamabros...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r-iRjJmYUxU
>>144672536Ill be so upset
the winner should be selected at random
>>144672545this, let the crowd decide
>>144672557that would be based if you get to a decision
I read the criteria, Tibau won.
>>144672469you don't know how to read>>144672493the fact you don't know the criteria along with all the other faggots who cry robbery after every time their fighter loses is what makes it subjective. there is room for interpretation only within the limits of the written criteria. which you have not read.>>144672521read the 2023 unified rules of mma you stupid fucking faggot
>>144671935We know what happened last time I went to Manchester.https://youtu.be/X7z8wsXxbUI?si=NA8qFjVH3b4CqxIL
>>144672557This makes sense but Only if theres no finish
>>144672565they would just pick the guy they liked better
I have studied the judging criteria therefore...Megan Olivi has an anus.
>>144672570not even close the criteria at the time of the tibau fight was more similar to the new criteria than the 2019 criteria. khabib 30-27d clear. learn how to score fights
if decision, the winner should be decided through a power slap duel
There shouldn't be a winner in a decision. There shouldn't be decisions.
I'm a pro gambler (highest tier on bovada from winning so much) and why I am so successful is I always bet on the fighter who won the story of the build up to the fight.
winners of fights should be decided by the roar of the crowd
>>144672582>
infinite rounds, that's the answer
>>144672571it doesn't explicitly say how important a takedown is>Top and bottomposition fighters are assessed more on the impactful/effective result of their actions, more sothan their position.so takedowns that do nothing mean nothing except for the physical impact of the guy actually hitting the ground.
Reyes wonIslam wonPereira wonPantoja wonDricus wonMerab won
>>144672572This is great
>>144672601All true except pereddit. Jan won that one
real betting is sprinkling money on good value odds. cazzie betting is trying to select who will win and betting on them.
>>144672467You DON'T understand THE judging CRITERIA
Rock, Paper, Scissors, simple ass.
>>144672586nah the criteria is in my favor
>>144672619I'm a Jancel and Jan was wobbling like crazy that whole fight. I'm sad I will never see 39 year old Jan fight Jiri though.
the criteria just flew over my house
>>144672600read it again slowly you're almost there. >the most weight in scoring to effective striking/grapplingEffective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by acontestant solely based on the results of such legal strikes. Effective grappling is assessed bythe successful executions and impactful/effective result(s)coming from: takedown(s),submission attempt(s), achieving an advantageous position(s) and reversal(s).>almost as if...effective striking is limited to solely the results or e.g. the damage but effective grappling is broadened to include not only the impact of (definition of impact includes shit like spiritual impact as well) but the successful execution of techniques as well. this clearly demonstrates that a takedown that doesn't establish an attack is to be considered effective grappling
thinking about ellie's criteria
>>144672619holy fuck do you actually know the criteria? you're correct
is the criteria in the room with us right now?
>>144672662the critoris
>>144672625yep dominance and duration are secondary criteria only used to differentiate between the numerical score. e.g. was the round a 10-9 or 10-8. what is your point? you still don't get it do you?
>>144672625>A.>b.>"scoring about"these motherfuckers are retarded lmao
Jan still too damaged to fight since Pereira whooped him meanwhile Pereira has fought like 50 times
>Who did? You gotta be kidding me, another one? Ship his ass to PFL then, see how he likes seeing that for a decision.
Dana revamped the criteria
The story is heavily favoring Moicano so he will win. I might just have to start a mma YouTube since I am literally the smartest man alive
>>144672703yep and it's even more retarded that they changed the rules in 2017 and then changed them back in 2022. see this link https://www.nj.gov/oag/sacb/docs/2009-ABC-Discussion-and-Review-of-MMA-Report.pdfthe criteria is more similar to the current criteria in 2009 than it is the 2019 "damage>all" https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Unifed-MMA-Rules-2023-FINAL.pdf
>>144672602Yeah that channel has a shitload of good ufc remixes actually, I been posting them for a while now.
eye test CHADScriteria VIRGINS
>>144672723Dana is a cuck and probably doesn't even know what criteria the judges use
>>144672730gay pride comes before the fall
bet you fags didn’t know the criteria also explains that dominance and control duration in grappling are only to measured in terms of differentiating round scoring e.g. 10-8 vs 10-9 and etc. but cazzies will cry about control time being displayed on the screen but don’t know that is actually written in the unified rules. no MMA youtuber actually knows the current criteria they just google unified rules of mma and read the 2019 criteria and think they are the sole authority on how to score fights
the rules didn't change the criteria has changed
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
one thing is that there is actually no consensus on what criteria the judges in a given event are actually using or trained on. some judges will likely be using the 2019 criteria and some will be using the "old" 2023 criteria if I had to guess. not even the judges know the current criteria half of the time, which is why this sport will never truly kill boxing.
>>144672814some rules have changed but yes its mostly that the criteria has reverted to the "old rules" as theWeasle dubbed it. the 2019/2017 "new rules" or the "damage>all" rules were written to be more descript in what constitutes effective striking and grappling so that grapplers had to actually establish offense to have it outweigh or be scored evenly with impactful striking. for whatever reason, we reverted back to the "old rules" around 2020 or 2021 and no one talks about it, probably because most retards don't even know the difference in the first place.
some convoluted faggot former paralegal wrote that criterion
some pussy would change this dude's life
criteria doesn't matter because it is entirely outside of the judge's faculties. what use is a beautiful woman to the man who can't see?
why is corruption in boxing judging such a hard problem to solve. its supposedly been blantant for decades. with 10s of millions of dollars at steak shouldnt they have been able to sort it out?
Halo: Criteria Evolved
>steak
How does knowing judging criteria improve your life? Does it get you a good job? Does provide a foundation to build a family?
>>144672885its ragu beef b, the bess.
rizin solved judging
>>144672890it tells you how to correctly score a fight, something an ESL like you would never EVER understand
>dat crispy sear :O
>>144672890it make my boyfriend's asshole quiver
>>144672879>faggot canuckwhy do other mma orgs like IMMAF and MMAreferee.com still refer to the 2017/2019 “New Rules”/”Damage>ALL” rules as the up to date criteria? All anyone ever says is damage only matters and don’t score takedowns etc etc but that is NOT what the current criteria lays out. almost like you haven't even read the fucking criteria
I would simply just put down a 10 for the fighter who won the story of the round
>>144672913How does knowing that help me or you or anyone that isn’t an mma official or a fighter?
uhhhh nice weather today huh guys?????
>>144672932youre splitting hairs between damage vs impact when they are essentially the same criteriod
>>144672934this is how it works in practice because the criteria is incongruent to the human experience
>>144672653>successful executionI didn't know laying on someone was a technique.
>>144672954>damage vs impactall damage is impactful but not all impact is damage. read the criteria and then come back to me I'm not going to keep repeating myself
>>144672851Wishbone bless
I’ll be on deathbed regretting that I didn’t know the difference damage plays in scoring between the 2019 unified rules vs the 2023 updated ruleset.
>>144672968>all damage is impactful but not all impact is damageyoure conflating impact as a substantive instead of the effect it has (which it specifies), youre misinterpreting the crytearyen
>>144672964my strict interpretation is that control time duration is only a metric used to differentiate 10-9 and 10-8 rounds. you should never factor control time alone unless debating this. takedowns, reversals, sub attempts, guard passes, etc. are all techniques however. however the criteria also defines establishment of advantageous positions as effective grappling. think islam vs volk, round 4. he established an advantageous position via effective grappling techniques to win the round, and controlled the duration of the round, justifying a 10-8 round.
>>144673010Finney's figtin next week main bruh rest your worries a new savior is coming
>>144673017faggot, it literally defines impact explicitly to avoid that confusion. re-read it very slowly
jingaling criedtoleon
>2. Impact: A judge shall assess if a fighter impacts their opponent significantly in the round, eventhough they may not have dominated the action. Impact includes visible evidence such as swellingand lacerations. Impact shall also be assessed when a fighter’s actions, using striking and/orgrappling, lead to a diminishing of their opponent’s energy, confidence, abilities and spirit. All of thesecome as a direct result of impact. When a fighter is impacted by strikes, by lack of control and/orability, this can create defining moments in the round and shall be assessed with great value.
>>144673043You have confused it in your CORN NUTS brain
>>144673079see >>144673060then see:Effective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by acontestant solely based on the results of such legal strikes. Effective grappling is assessed bythe successful executions and impactful/effective result(s)coming from: takedown(s),submission attempt(s), achieving an advantageous position(s) and reversal(s).
just imagine the future hybrids that will take hold of the UFC titles I'm talking Egytian - Articians b
imagining the smell of ellie's criteria
>>144673024so name one technique that wrestlers employ other than takedownsall the techniques are jiu jitsu shit so wrestlers should don't do any effective grappling then
>>144673119mmmm criteria
Case law codifies that in the Kampmann vs Sanchez ruling that CORN NUTS criterion was the deciding factor in the judges ruling.
>>144673131fucking retard do you even watch mma? it's effective grappling, not effective wrestling or effective jiu jitsu. just admit you're too lazy and retarded to read and understand the criteria
If I was a judge, and I'm not, I would judge based off heart.
>>144673153so lay and pray wrestlers do what effective grappling. takedowns, mat returns, what else? explain how lay and pray is effective grappling.
the 2023 rules don’t just focus on immediate damage from strikes. they also give more weight to grappling, rewarding not only the impact but also the successful execution of moves like takedowns, submissions, and position control. this is a lot more nuanced than the oversimplified "damage>all" narrative. please just read the fucking criteria man...
This nigga knows how to interpret the criterion better than you.
Gamrot refused to meet the criteria
>>144673212I don't have to explain it when it is literally defined in the fucking criteria you third world dog
new criteria :A.HEEM or BE HEEMD
>>144673186i judge every single poofc fight, and I always award it to the guy who won
I would be the most corrupt judge when it comes to CRITERIA, id score it 10-7 for all the whiteys
FACT: gay rape is the most effective form of grappling
>>144673229what techniques do they execute? the wet blanket?
here at heem we simply dont use the same basis for judging fights, faggot
if one man can read you the criteria two men can....
have ANY of you fags even read the current AND the 2019 criteria??? the 2023 unified rules literally lay it all out, and it’s not just about damage from strikes. grappling is a HUGE part of the criteria, but you’d never know that from the faggotry cazzies spew about takedowns "not counting." MMA Guru and TheWeasle are some of the worst but you lot are up there. to understand what I'm saying, actually take a few minutes and closely analyze the differences between the 2019 and 2023 criteria and ponder the implications on scoring
>>144673296no, why are you so sperg fixated on it?
we have more pressing issues than the god damn criteria! i.e. the new thread that needs to be made...
not one of you putrid faggots have actually read the criteria correctly, you just read one sentence and try to fill in the blanks because you're all tiktok brained ESL racemutts please either read the fucking criteria or stop complaining about decisions
>>144673310because fags cry incessantly about robberies when they literally don't even know the damn judging criteria
>>144673296what techniques do lay and pray grapplers execute on the ground?
>the unified rules of '19
the judging criteria is just an eye test on some level, otherwise fights would be judged after the fact with video review and perhaps frame by frame. hence the criteria is just a guideline for an eye test.
>>144673331no answers.
>>144673325thats what caused you to be so preoccupied by this retarded shit lel? if anything bud, touch some grass
>>144673352>>144673352>>144673352new criteria------>
>>144673331you don't know anything about grappling you stupid faggot. not to mention the duration of control only factors in when deciding if a round is 10-9 or 10-8. any takedown can be interpreted to be equal to rocking or wobbling someone depending on your exact interpretation and the impact of the takedown. you would know all this if you took 5 seconds to read the fucking criteria
