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METS
phillies
anglels
doyers
First MLB season without a 100-game winner since 2014
Jays
>>144669139forgot to actually post the old thread, tard
>>144669154fucking suck and are going to prevent history from being made
TIGODS!!!!!PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!
royals
>>144669142>where did all these tigger fans come from?all larps from people who just dont want the memeiners to get in
>>144669139#3 seed btw. Midge owns your benefactor franchise
femcubbie here
cubspie gat gaped
>>144669157>First MLB season without a 100-game winner since 2014thank mr. manfred for providing (((parity)))
Yankees.
Doyers
good evening everyone. how we feeling doyerhermanos?
>yankesekek
better thread>>144669198>>144669198>>144669198
>>144669209>another 7pm gamefuck this chungus series. might watch 3 innings then sleep
>>144669213it's over cuck this is the thread
Ward ties the game!
>>144669209>>144669125
>>144669185Im actually a natural blonde and that pic looks really similar to how i did my hair my 2nd year of high school
>>144669209I lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks. I'm feeling good
Uh-huh Uh-huh, Yeah Check ItOut now like a brown cowThrow to 1st and Then You Go DownOn Me, B. Can't You See, D?Musically, you can't Defeat Me.I'm a Queen B,Braves make ya slaves, ya gonna eat meFrom the First Verse, to tha Last CurseWe only Chokin if we on that Big DDouble Plays ain't gay if it a He-SheYou say Gay Braves, I say HappyBustin all nuts on in ya PappyThrow a shot back and relax GAyo we got this, like hot ShitDrop the slop and we gon cop it.If a Phillie or Mets, get it rightLoosen that ass we plow tonightIf I'm a Gay Brave, yous my sex slaveSuckem and see yall do the hay waveA Series aint nothin but a pay 'grade
>>144669213Nobody cares fag
As an O's bro, I was sort of rooting for that Volpe flyout to land in the stands. I feel bad for the Yankees tonight.
>>144669175>>144669142You you I've been singing all season there were like 3 of us.Speaking if.THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
>>144669227lets all rape cubspie!
>>144669237Based
>>144669230nice work anon
>>144669230attaboy fatty
Benefactor franchise is going 1-7 right now
>>144669230Very nice
>>144669209I regret waking up late and skipping gym today. I'm going to go tomorrow and go Friday too. I usually do Mon/Wed/Fri but yeah fuck it.
>>144669250you unironically could do with a good beating
>>144669250what.... in the .....clarkie bear?
>>144669250>>144669185leave her alone.
SOTO cuts the lead down
Thinking Dbacks lose out if they can't win with Gallen
>>144669244can confirm he has been posting this song all year
Is anyone afraid of Yankees? They don't have a scary feel to them.
>>144669250tf??
>>144669230Did you put them somewhere safe in case you need them later for something?
>>144669250what is clark doing?
Estevez needs to clean it up. gg cubgers.
>>144669230>>144669273based, I just joined a gym because I'm too old to eat like shit and not get fat anymore. my job also has me sitting at a computer all day now :(
The Yankees comeback is pending, just need the to get to the Oriole blowpen
>>144669142Not a Tiggers fan but I would simply find it humorous to see them eliminate the Marniers from contention and also because it would have the Anglels stand alone with the longest playoff appearance drought in the league.
gg philies sigh
>>144669352I didn't even go to the gym I've just started walking 10k steps every day and the weight disappeared
>>144669361craig crumble was released. sorry bro.
>>144669227can we please stop beating around the bush and just go get coffee or something?
This playoff thing is a wake up call to those retards who call in to 97.1 to say that spending more is the only way to win. Overpaying old bums is how we became shit forever and these youthful vibes are priceless. They need to spend more but it's secondary to developing talent
What does Perry see in this man
>>144669313It's 10 thousand times better then that gay ass Orioles Magic by the way.https://youtu.be/QTUA7g1mhcg?si=py8lSoI091ZvX1YUBLESS YOU BOYS THIS IS THE YEAR~DETROIT IS GONNA PARTY TIGER FEVER IS HERE~
>>144669375No! I am going to miss seeing that lil retard do his crane pose.
>>144669317Not really, bullpen is meh and you can walk Soto and Judge
>>144669361not happening, orioles are too powerful
just realized stephen nelshart will likely be doing the radio games during the playoffs. i am going to kill meself. welp not like we'll get past the nlds/wildcard tho
>>144669378extend Javy first
Please don't blow up 'pen
>2024 I am forgotten........
>>144669378Alternatively Tigers could spend on players who don't have the worst approach in the majors
brewcrewbros...
>1st round bye clinched>still have a shot at the 1 seed
>>144669397>yankees only have 2 hittersStill peddling this lie? Sad!>>144669402WC3 is too powerful now?
>>144669403Neverett deserves the most reps. I like him with Rick.
>>144669378Scott Harris has said Illich puts a lot of money into scouting and development and Illich puts money into the ball park.We've seen him spend money for the Red Wings so I have to hope he'll spend now the core is in place.
At this point Billy’s bunch may sweep the Twinkies who were supposed to be in the WC race
>>144669426Reminder if the phillies tie with the dodgers the phillies are the 1 seed
Where were you when the Atlanta Braves sabotaged their own season for spite and profit and Manfred stood idly by and let it happen?
Faggot Mike waddles to first. He twerks when he runs! The Manfredian script is in progress tonight.
>>144669434Who else are their above average hitters? Wells and Chisholm? Rizzo? It's not a deep lineup.
Angels ain't it
>>144669423Tigers had Al Avila running things and fucking shit up for 7 years. His draft picks were good but he was a fucking retard when it came to everything else like trades and contracts. We also had the Miggy contract around our neck like an anchor.
Tigods playoffs
>>144669478Trevino.
>Javy Baez gets injured>Tigers, in his absense, suddenly go on a hot streak and are deep in the WC raceHmmm I wonder if these two are related....
The A's are moving from Oakland 10 years too late, to be quite honest. The idea that there's been a 3 year tankfest to get them to leave is so retarded it's sad.
Yanks should have signed Blake Snell instead of Stroman. Stroman sucks at Yankee stadium.
>>144669446me on the right
hitting home runs is lame. now batting .350, that’s cool
>>144669537He’s supposed to be joining the bullpen as an extra arm.
>>144669537They always seem to sign the worst FA pitchers. When have they ever signed a legit good pitcher?
>>144669546based anon, have a sammich
>>144669464Stay mad yankee
Time for Rhymin, Braves are diamondMets no bronze, fans are LyinKeep ur Grimace, Imma finishBustin a nut up in the dog dishBath water, move to FlordaKeep Marlins company in the WaterOn a bay breeze, No cold sneezeStayin positive like I got the HVBut my shit clean, no GangreneGettin tested every week like GiambiSo Yeah my dudes clean, Zip down PleaseSo gay, Turns the straight like it CassidyMets stay hatin, Braves stay playinWe waitin all the Weekend to get StrafinCatch a foul tip, now its Time to stripPine tar in the Cracks so the Load StickMets is Queens, and World agreesThey be on this Braves dick like Moby on the Ship
>>144669546Calm down Ty Cobb.
>>144669551Bullpen seems good and they got a couple pitchers under 3 ERA
this is for you gooners
>>144669443yeah they have good banter together
clarify something for me /mlb/:>>144669473>this postit's ERG right?>>144669227>this postit's nu "cubspie">>144669366>this postspammy?
>>144669569>a california 8/10
>>144669610 ERG is faggot mike poster!?
CLASE FIRST HOMER
>>144669610It’s all one guy.
>>144669563letting the playoff tigers do it
CLASE
>>144669610It's literally all one guy
torkelson redemption. but he still sucks
>>144669610it's all one girl
>>144669524Trevino? .290 OBP Jose Trevino?
>>144669645>Turns out Tork is actually a September-November hitter but we had no idea because the Tigers fucking suckedHuh.
Torkelson is up there with Bummer and Youkilis in my funny baseball names basket
>>144669679Outman
don't let mests fans forget this
just got done cleaning two my mets fitteds. they drying now. blue alt is my favorite (same as jersey)
by Jobe, it's Jackson!>>144669679Balfour
When is someone going to edit the Gritty Tigs signs into Dirty Nigs.
>>144669573>>144669610>>144669627>>144669630since we're all letting our hair down, I'd like to register a complaint about how my contributions here are often repurposed and reused by others without a proper (you) sent my way even though I toe the line by advancing the efforts of others.>inb4 no proper (you) sent my way
>>144669666>redemption
>>144669710nigga I already told you that I made this, no one cares
remember to get your bets in, /mlb/!
Damn.... What happened to the Twins. Did Vikings sap their momentum from them?
What the fuck are the Angels doing?
>>144669793Its a Minnesota thing
>>144669796Having a giggle
don't let doyers forget this
>>144669731w2np
>>144669731>>144669686I still to this day can't believe a player named Coco Crisp existed
>>144669855Darryl Strawberry
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~GO GETTEM TIGERS~WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~GO GETTEM TIGERS~
KWABtani
>>144669922Loving the virgin coach stance
Thank fucking god it's finally over. Hope Sternberg gets lynched and raped for all the talent that this team wasted.
Hey lets give these Angels a shot now
At least you'll stay in your city when you leave your crappy stadium unlike the A's. The Tampa Bay Rays have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>144669947can you send back pepiot to us pls? thanks
Kwabkees
>>144670004Sure just give us Glasnow ba->Unfortunately, he was diagnosed with an elbow sprain, ending his season prematurely just as the playoffs were approaching.No refunds.
How can a man have a “feminine, female ass”?
>>144670000digits
Jays win! GG Red Sox
>>144670004too bad it wasn't Miller we sent back that way. we would have gotten more back. Ofc, Miller might bounce back big time for us and make me regret saying it down the road.
I must be fucked
Another year of watching the Yankees blow it in October while you sit at home. The Boston Red Sox have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs [Embed]
>worst ever MLB team was the 1962 New York Mets>they finished with a record of 40-120>for the 2024 Chimpcongo White Sox to not be the worst team of all time, they would have to win 80% of the remaining 5 games in their seasonEvery season since 2020 has been one where history has been made.
Did you guys know that Cease has pitched more innings since 2021 than Glasnow has pitched his entire career (2016-2024)?
>>144670130Red Sox suck
soooo bad with risp
>>144670161>glassblow
>>144669361any minute now...
Go Sneks
>>144670177Nice ferret
Ideal woman
I missed most of this game, but how the fuck did Neto get caught stealing twice?
>>144670169Truthfully I don’t care if we win or not but this is just showing how much of a mess this roster is Next year is also going to be rough especially if Moreno does nothing again.
>>144670205uh magic
>I'm going to repurpose the contributions of others without sending a proper (You) their way
>wagman
Zach Neto is a pretty good example of a WAR outlier. How does he have 5.0 bWAR? He's mediocre at best at the plate, and he appears to be a liability in the field.
>>144669273>sub 150based lanklet manlet
Come on Wagaman
>>144670228>full extension
>>144670228HOLY SHIT YAMAMOTO IS PACKED.
>>144670226Didn’t they get spit in by the Mareners?
>>144669635Good game tonight Jays. I like the fact that they have a hockey goal horn whenever they hit a home run or win.
ughsighsob
>>144669352>paying for exercise when you can just go to a park and do calisthenics and running while getting fresh airdo city retards really?
>>144670243He usually good with glove but he has had some bad mental lapses all season
>>144670273hi rely
>>144669421jokes on you, they were both forgotten (especially rangers (especially by their own fans)) in 2023
>>144670274You have never exercised
>>144670273Bro I thought you moved
>2024 Rays hitting stats (so far):>.231 average (franchise-worst)>591 runs scored (franchise-worst)>.303 OBP (franchise-worst)>.295 wOBA (franchise-worst)>.369 slugging % (2nd-worst in franchise history)I know I skipped a quarter of the season out of frustration after that White Sox sweep but no fucking way are you telling me this team was worse than the 98-07 Devil Rays teams.
>>144670274Poverty
>>144670273the Rays are still in the hunt!
padres@dodgers>>144670313>>144670313>>144670313
>>144670297Unironically sell the fucking team, makes no sense at all for them to even exist.
>>144670297They had based Fred McGriff back then
>>144670280hi>>144670293no I dropped my phd because its literal slave work and I'd rather spend some time job hunting than put up with another 3 years of thatso Im home for the time being>>144670311lets give those rays a chance
>marlels
>>144670228do you think recker recognizes game?
Reminder that combined no hitters are not legitimate in any way and the Cincy batter did nothing wrong.
Yeah let’s go ahead and give these Rays a chance
>>144670274>living near a park instead of out in the countryur the city retard
>>144670291>just ran a marathon>can do 30 pull upsU seem pretty upset for someone who struggles to bench 175
The Giants pitcher is obviously white. Are his parents retarded?
>>144670366>cardio is a literal waste of time, if you weren’t a faggot you’d just lift weights>no you can’t
>>144670358famously long, snake-like sausages
coach primate
>>144670414and there it is
and there it is
oh boy are we in for another snake rape
>>144670352I actually live adjacent to a national park, but maybe you really are a city tard if you equate "park" to open field. to me, it's typically a forest
>>144670389I'll repeat myself, for those hard of hearing>U seem pretty upset for someone who struggles to bench 175
>>144670205korey lee has a pretty good arm
>>144670426are you expected to feel any effects from the hurricane or is it too far west?
>>144670433hnng… aaaagh…
angels are intentionally trying to lose just to deprive chicago of the record. very, very disrespectful.
Campero!Let's keep it up guys, please.
>>144670297When this is your every day starting SS, those numbers aren't surprising at all.
Joe Davis!
>>144670458apologize
ANGELS TIE IT ON A SAFETY SQUEEZE!
I knew it, a fucking squeeze
>>144670433spent a fair amount of time around navy seals. they were mostly like you than him
>a fucking squeezekek
SUICIDE SQUEEZE FINALLY WORKSLETS GOWASH HAS WANTED THID ALL SEASON
HOLY BUNT KINO
>>144670490i was in delta force ama
>>144670414>coach primate
Come on Ward, all you had to do was hit it to the outfieldWhy are we so FUCKING bad
why do the white sox fags want their team to lose? imagine having that shit on your name. even if you hate the ownership, 10 years from now, if you're finally competitive, you'll be known as having lost the most games evert. lions fag who deal with 0-16
>white sox>angels
>>144670490>>144670433neither of you can do more than one pull up without needing to take a nap after
>>144670519why?
Manfred has to at least change the roster rules for the Monday doubleheader and allow all 40 man players to participate, otherwise the Braves legitimately suicide bombed both their and the Mets season for a measly 100k or so in gate receipts.
>>144670529Moreno
>>144670542so men like you can sleep at night
Post korean baseball girls
>>144670534I want this because I'm a mets fan and want to wash the stink of 1962 off, simple as
>>144669339Seriously frustrating that they don’t just use Hoffman or Strahm who have reliable records over a “closer.” Same org that hasn’t DFA’d Walker I suppose
>>144670540I didn't want to kill people I didn't know in foreign countries. You're not hard.
>>144670537They're having a dookie-off.
>>144670575which do you claim? i already have dibs on 8
>>1446706107
>>144670549Manfred should just give WC3 to the Braves just for that. Money is the end all be all.
ITFCBbusy day sorry.
>>1446706106
>>144670622Now this... THIS is baybawl
>>144670610NUMBER 3 MY LORD
>>144670610arr rook rike
>>144669163>>144669420random question but do Panamanians identify more with Central Americans or with Colombia more considering that they were part of Colombia for a period of time?
>>1446706104
>>144670610jihyo <3
>>144670566then you don't know delta force's purpose
>>144670622Stefanic about to start every single game next year because of this kek
>>144670593eke
>>144670540every accusation is actually a confession; unfortunate for you
>>1446706101
>>144670580that's my point exactly
>>144670610>LG TWINS MENTIONED1 easy btw
Not only did it take Bruce Sherman only seven years to equal the amount of 90+ loss seasons that Jeffery Loria accomplished in 16, he will now surpass the number of 100+ loss seasons
>>144670665i have 15 confirmed no scopes kid. sit down
>>144670610I just threw up a little
O'sbros not like this
JUDGED
>>144670689IAYC :^)
>>144670519where do you get your ideas?
>>144670593aren’t all military guys gay? that’s why they do all that stuff
Os bros, it wasn't supposed to end like this
>>144670703those lips are so bad. women are so fucked
Hey Angels, stop being tards and win the game.
>>144670716That’s just your average yankees whore, go to yak stadium and they are all over the place
Keegan Akin boutta pick himself up a Save.
>>144670622THEY FINALLY DID IT!! WITH LESS THAN A WEEK TO GO!
can someone tell me why exactly it took Aaron Judge until he was like 28 to start making a splash? Like, what was he doing from 18-28 that suddenly at 28 he could hit 60 home runs but before then he couldn't even hit 10?He's the same age as Altuve, and Altuve has been playing since 2012
>>144670712It's not gay if it's underway
>>144670712it isn't that uncommon for civilians to think seals are gay when they hang out together in public. It's a very insular culture as you can probably imagine.
>>144670748Roids
>>144670622I wish they had cut to Wash's face seeing that play finally work
>>144670748he didnt finish puberty til 25
>>144670748>Like, what was he doing from 18-28 that suddenly at 28 he could hit 60 home runsHe was constantly injured. This year was only his 4th full season. (Even in 2020, he played less than half of his team's games).
>>144670203still stroking my hog to this
time for the 10th
kek the anals almost did it again
Better not see any smug birds in this thread.
>>144670803he had the same number of at bats in A, AA, and AAA from 22-25 as he did in 2017 when he hit 52 home runs. Those minor league seasons (500 at bats), he maxed out at 20 home runs and .300 batting average
>>144670863problem?
teo
>shoester>pulling the string
>>144670911i wear velcro shoes. way easier and saves time.
>>144670748
>>144670874Its almost like the more you do something the better you get, unless you play on the White Sox.
Our Atlanta Braves are resting due to the rain. It's raining in Dixie
>>144670932>gay-groid
>>144670929I wear off brand crocs. it saves even more time
>>144670610who the FUCK is #1?
wagman pls
My Angels love double plays, both turning them and hitting into them
woman pls
>>144670967>>144670663
>>144670960i aint even gay
>>144670967Bing bong love you love time
>>144670748Drafted in 2013, injured in 2013Started minors in 2014, tore up A and A+Tore up AA in 2015, had a rough time in AAATore up 2016 in AAA, then got called upHe "made a splash" in 2017 when he was 25, 4 years after he was drafted at 21.
Arte Moreno, naked dogeza in front of the stadium, now!
>>144670929gotta get you some of these!
>https://x.com/chiggin1/status/1838752315714736599KEK
>Only one more White Sox/ Angels shitterbowl after todayActually going to miss it.
>>144670990how bout a cute dodgers girl?
>>144670993and of course she lost weight because koreans are retarded, actually so sad
>>144670993Who is 8?
Wtf is your problem angels?
The Angels are gonna fuck it up again
white sox finna win again
almost Will
Angels please don't
>>144670998we ain't even gay tho
i love Quijada but i dont trust him in this situation considering what happened in Houston
>>144671031Incompetence or trying to be merciful
>>144671069please, have mercy... nah jk fuck that guy
>>144671019my favorite was being at a 12 inning game there. the gulls started circling in the 9th, more joined in the 10th, every gull in nocal showed up in the 11th, then they finally said fuck it and started getting brave with dripping down and eating garlic fries and spilled beer in the 12th. nature is beautiful. also big sexy was pitching that day.
just get 2 outs and then a run angles please
>doggie doos lose their byyfw
>>144671066>i love Quijadai prefer the chalupa or cheesy gordita crunch
>>144671094that's way too hard
SOUTHSIDE STAND UP
I don't think this semen slurping loss record is for me
>AND WALK IT OFF, AND WALK IT OFFjfc cumsox this guy is unbearable lmao... Kek anglels
gg white sox
STOP WINNING
angels are gonna get swept by the wsox
Angels stink and trout is a homo
There's a legitimate chance we get swept by the 2024 White Sox
>>144671127As a white sox fan, he is probably one of the worst parts of this team and there are a lot of worse partsJesus fucking christ
>>144671127Yeah hes awful. As much as i like Stone ive had to mute Sox games cause i cant stand the guy.
sad!
>>144671127>HEY QUIJADA STOP PITCHING UP HE'S GONNA HIT THAT>NO HABLA>pitches up
>>144671141Join the club
>>144671141Have the white sox even had a 3 game win streak all year?
>>144671141If we had gotten double swept like I wanted we might have had a 20% chance at the #1 pick
>>144671143>>144671146I am actually sorry, you guys don't deserve it
MY LORD ANGELSMY LORD
soxinals...stand up!
tfw walked in a run
>>144671172Lottery drafts are a joke. The NFL has the draft right.
>>144671146What sucks is we have a perfectly serviceable Len Kasper but he prefers the radio which works when I'm in the car but not for cases like thisWhere the fuck did they even find shriffen holy fuck make him fucking stop already
>>144671170yes I looked this up earlier when they won two in a row
>>144671192sup bitch
>>144671170Longest all year is 4.
The Baltimore win eliminated Kansas City from achieving the #4 seed. Baltimore clinches the #4 seed with just one more win OR just one more Detroit loss. If Detroit wins out while Baltimore loses out, Detroit would be the #4 seed. A three-way tie between Baltimore, Kansas City, and Detroit is possible if the former loses out while the latter two win out. The seeding result from that would be Detroit #4, Baltimore #5, and Kansas City #6.
>tfw going to the white sox game tomorrow
>>144671228Are you the Tim Anderson guy?If so APOLOGIZE
thanks Lowe
>>144671228Bro, it was you! All this time all along! They were saving the history for you! Enjoy the 12-0 blowout with Neto hitting 3 home runs
>>144671028rusty memory but I think from L to R:jihyomomonayeonjeongyeondahyuntzuyuchayeongsanamina
This Shawn Jelly fella is all legs
>>144671253thanks
>>144671219tldr; memeiners aren't it
>doggy doos
>>144671202>>144671173Yeah Kasper is great and i liked when he called a few games earlier. I get Benetti wasn't everybody's favorite but he was miles ahead of the current guy and he also brought out the best of Stone.
>>144671293I remember Stone from his early days with the Cubs and he was unbearable. haven't heard him much over the years but I remember thinking he had mellowed out some.
why does LA love the padres so much? it's like a home game
>>144671293God I miss those days
>>144671206Kiss em bee otch!!! Kiss da ringz!
>>144671364Petco park north :)
Fret not White Sox bros, the Tigers are coming. What do the Angels even do?
>>144671415Pay trout, make trades with the phillies.
>>144671415Having a giggle
>>144671315chimp anderson
>>144671415You are now realizing that the Angels are 30 (THIRTY) games better than the White SoxIt just doesn't seem possible and yet
Cole vs Burnes kino tomorrow.
Tied with the cubes.
>angels fucking ruined it againcontract that griefer-ass piece of shit franchise
>>144671459It just shows how difficult it is to lose as many games as the Sox have. Usually in a season shitter teams will scrape some wins here and there off 5th starters or play some good ball at random and rattle off 6 or 7 wins in 10 games or have even good teams blow it. But as it was mentioned last night the Sox won their first game all year after trailing in the 7th or later. The Sox offense is miserable. They're almost 400 runs behind the D-Backs. The pitching isnt great but its more normal bad.
>Suarez is in the mix for the starting rotation next seasonPlease god no
Just because they miraculously beat a team as shit as the angels doesn't mean they're even remotely excused from any of the shit they've been doing as the worst team ever in the history of the sport
Gayants kinda night
>>144671562more telling to me than 400 runs scored less than the D Bags is having 100 fewer than the next worst team.
>>144671579>graveman, lynn, and kelly didn't want to participate in a liam hendricks' pep rally for his cancerlmao based
>>144671579I can not imagine a locker room that awful jesus christ
>>144671579Reminds me back about 10 years ago when the Bears were having a horrible locker room and the reporters were saying that people were in there shouting at the FG kicker Robbie Gould stuff like "YOU ONLY KICK THE F[redacted] BALL"God what the fuck is wrong with Chicago?
>>144671700hendricks is an insufferable sjw faggot worshipper with one of the most punchable faces in league history. you know its bad when your own teammates dont want to be around you. i guarantee he was pinching guys buttcheeks.
>>144671765>i guarantee he was pinching guys buttcheeks.we did this in tee ball and coach pitch and in high school too
>>144671228I went today expecting to see history.I WAS ROBBED.
>>144671765kill yourself
>>144671765>sjwhow fucking old are you? if you can't rally behind a teammate who beat cancer then you clearly don't care about the team at all.
>>144671778Shut up, pedo.
>>144671579Remember when Hendriks blew the Field of Dreams game by giving up 2 2 run homers?
>>144671808>how fucking old are you?39
>>144671765not showing up for someone with cancer says a lot more about them than him. they're abhorrent human beings.
>>144671815i aint even attracted to kids
>>144671778PURELY LAD BANTER mrite?
>>144671579>The situation, one longtime White Sox staffer believed, was one of the worst things he had ever witnessed in professional sports.
Gay braves
>>144671778I got in a lot of trouble for slappin kids butts at little league. apparently it's frowned upon to even attend games if you don't have a kid on either team :(
>>144671778Wait a minute, your flag isn't british.....
>>144671890cubspie you rapscallion!
>>144671890>ageismsorry you had to go through that.
>>144671843Then why do you always finger them?
Heliot Gaymos
Zac Gayllen
Grant McGay
>>144671883easy on the kek
Sorry but not sorry White Sox, Angels need the tank more and 4% is a big difference.https://www.tankathon.com/mlb
>>144671883kek
>>144672096lmao
>>144671881"Sources that say they know who source is, sources with knowledge of thinking" "sources say.." Honestly fluff this newage journo speak you would NEVER see Dan Rather saying this.
>>144672065I tried simulating and got this lmfao
>>144672110didn't Dan Rather's time at CBS kind of get torpedoed by poor sourcing?
Lux Fux
>>144671765>i guarantee he was pinching guys buttcheeks.That wouldn't be an issue. Plenty of old school guys do this.
>>144672129Yes I think so same with the ol Jimmy Hoffa insult to moustaches everywhere Geraldo Rivera both got high on own supply.
Shohei fucks ya!
>>144672115imagine all the butthurt
>>144672173yeah, fuck the muck raker but Danny boy was a good man who deserved better.
>>144672096easy on the kek there...
god damn it jack
its very annoying how mlb.com doesnt have elimination numbers in their standings
>>144672336it takes you 2 seconds to calculate them, the hardest part is figuring out which team has the tiebreaker
>>144672336was just thinking this last night. the expanded standings include such memes as day, night, grass, and turf records but not magic number...
>>144672373>it takes you 2 seconds to calculate themi dont have a calculator.
>>144672401>i dont have a calculator.>posts this from a calculator
>>144672420shut up nerd
>>144672420
but can anyone explain why mookie goes from a phenomenal hitter to a bum when he lights are too bright?
>>144672373why don't you tell the folks at home how you do this
>>144672465youd be struggling too if you were a black man in america facing the possibility of being put in a concentration camp depending on who wins the election
that's my catcher
>>144670748Sometimes giant players take extra time to get their mechanics down. Like Randy Johnson took a long time to start being able to consistently throw strikes. That’s why Judge wasn’t a top draft pick too, very tall with high strikeout rate often doesn’t pan out
>>144672470Elimination number = 163 - ((leading team's wins) + (trailing team's losses))
Can anybody explain why “liberator moolies” is an anthem of Baltimore Oriole?
Ohtani San :)
>>144672607Judge was still a first rounder
Every time I watch a Doyer’s game the pitching staff is completely unrecognizable, wtf is wrong with this organization?
>>144672915That’s why they call it the meat grinder
>>144672915they have a habit of signing rapists and spousal abusers...
>>144672915who exactly is unrecognizable?
Sneks win
>>144672915Welcome to Doyer baseball, pay oodles of money for high end talent that all happen to be injury prone and then get shocked when all of them get injured. It’s just how the Doyers work.
freddie :)
>>144672938They just like… break pitchers and then just swap them out almost systematically
>>144673007
fuck
>>144673098the
>>144673102your landwhale mama
kek will shart
>>144673116or
>>144673144your cuck daddy
Machado is such a retard
kek el nino cacakek proshartkek muhchimpo
profar hit that fucker out, the game is tied now
Sit the fuck down faggot
Sneks win.
kek Gayxson Merrill
tick tock poodres
doyers winno thanks to mookie
>POODRES
>Poodres
More or less secured the division with that one. Big win! Massive even!
>doyers win ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA
gg Dadsrubber match tomorrrow
so much for your division aspirations, poodrepacos.
Doyers won that gamegg padresMagic number at 2, a win tomorrow secures the division title
Whitoids in shambles
what does he do?
2poo hanging from a noose right now
where did all the poodre posters go?
YAY!
Nooo.... I failed you Angel's bro..... It's up to the Rockies if they decide to hand us the division win once LA at coors lol was a good game, ain't mad, just glad we made it to the PS.
if it ends up being astros/padres WS i might actually kill myself
>>144673431He hit for a cycle tonight
>>144673431host a podcast where he copes over the 2020 mickey mouse ring with kenley janshit
>doyers have hit into 9 dps in this seriesuhhmmm
Threadly reminder that you don't get a banner for being a wild card.
>>144673456pretty sure mariners hung a banner for that
>>144673437Who is the sailor moon newfag
>>144673456poodres beg to differ
>>144673456erm what was that sweaty?
>>144673438
>>144673456ermmmm
Man, Tatis is such a fag
>>144673469
i'll laugh my ass off if doyers clinch division tomorrow on a buehler start
>>144673482turn around lil niga
What do you think of my new look?
>>144673464Leave her alone
https://x.com/BenRossTweets/status/1839162982514962765Manfredd is a monster
SHIT DIEGAY
>>144673485It’s going to have to wait until Colorado. Tomorrow will be a blow out where Poohler gives up 5 in the 2nd or 3rd
I think the Padres should be given the division even though they're probably a little lacking because you can tell they really want it and they have so much more sovl than the Dodgers.
kopech threw straight FUEGO
>>144673501Based and sad at the same time. What do you call this feel?
>>144673487
That was a great winSlides my hard cock up and down against the wall faster and faster and faster
the Oakland Coliseum is a dump that should have been demolished decades ago
>>144673526Braves fan btw
>>144673510So if we win tomorrow, Dodgers loses to coors, do Padres clinch? Division or not, I just want to see Padres climb their way from the top.
>>144673530Too bad Fisher wouldn’t cooperate with Mark Davis
>>144673530They should exhume Al Davis’s corpse and strap him to Mount Davis next to a thing of TNT when they do demolition
>>144673542You would win with 2/3 against ARI and LAD 0/3 against COL or 3/3 against ARI and LAD 1/3 or 0/3 against COL
>>144673542Magic numbers for Doyers is 2 as of tonight’s win. If they win the rubber match against the Poodres tomorrow they will clinch the NL West
>>144673559Opportunity has risen.... Dbacks got routed by Giants, sucks they didn't get swept but I can see us being carrion on Dbacks pitching. I like our Odds lol
>>144673456>Hooman BTFO LMAO!!!!!
>>144673576Kino when Blackmon helps us clinch a division win. Our division win lies on the rox if they wanna help Padres or not hahaha very ironic.
trade mookie in the off-season, fucker is so jealous of ohtani it's sickening
>>144673492I saw her first!
kek all the poodre lifelongs fucked off leaving 2poo by himself like they always do
>>144673600Dadspie has a life, leave him alone. Angels, Mariners and Broo bros are our my greatest allies. Also Raysbro too. Love him, hope he's doing well.
Asshat thread?>>144669198
>early
recycle>>144669198>>144669198>>144669198
>>144673638You cant beat us.
>>144673598
>>144671486Marcus Stroman blew it yesterday. Good job on the series W. Hopefully we can avoid getting swept today.
