>Grand Final eve edition>ONLY TWO TEAMS REMAINBrisbane Lions vs Sydney Swans @ the MCG Tomorrow 12:30pm AWST Tonight the grand final marathon will be telecast.>ChangesSydney: No changeBrisbane: Out - Oscar McInerney, In - Darcy Fort>WeatherFine, high of 22 degrees, 19kph winds
>>144692074reminder to petition the mods to sticky tomorrows grand final thread
do not give a poofters arse about this granny
I wont be posting much tomorow if at all
pozztorians upset we beat them at their own game
>sydney>brisbanei sleep, do enjoy tomorrow who ever will be watching
Im a poofter and i have a big arse
I hope all of you guys are accommodating to all the new fans that will be joining in on the discussion and watching the grand final from around the world.
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>>144692116based straffo
>Geelong will never win another final ever again
>>144692129the more i look at this the more uncanny her face becomes, looks like a bad photoshop faceswap, no continuity to the rest of her, almost has a skewed proportion and angle. truly bizarre
>>144692074>awstalmost as bad as when that cunt was posting everything in the adelaide timezone
i don't know if katy perry has children but if she does i imagine she will troon them out
>>144692184she's always looked weird and midit's her noseit's like a perfect little triangleit looks like how a 5 year old would draw a nose on a face
>>144692074>12:30pm AWSTso fucking based. LOVE getting fucking HAMMERED for the granny and passing out by 6pm. they better not change this shit to a night time slot.
>>144692184
looking forward to the nba season starting
>>144692286crisplooking forward to the abl myself
>>144692294>ablvery keyedgo heaties btw
dosn
This general is on its last legs
>>144692336What are you talking about? It's thriving
I know he's kinda under the radar but what do you guys think of collingwood half back flanker nick daicos?
>>144692360Who?
wonder if dollcunt made the trip
to hell? i hope so
i think i seen a video on /gif/ of nick daicos getting buttfucked one time
>>144692373wow, you had all the sources and everything
>>144692411must've been one of the shoops from the daicos gay porn discord someone saved
My favourites for the normy1. Lachie Neale2. Isaac Heeney3. Dayne Zorko4. Chad Warner's cock and arsehole
i saw a post on the front page that was really funny a couple of years agoit was an /afl/ post and i read the whole thread because it was very funnysince then i lurk nearly everyday and have only posted 3 times, this being the thirdi now have a gws membership, see all of their home games and love afl i would like to dedicate this with all of my heart to /afl/ x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxAuAGfMMKU
cool story bro needs more footy and shit
>>144692074
>grand final eve>dead threadholy fuck this is the end of this community. there is NO coming back from this
Do youse reckon it would be hard to fuck one of the aflw players?
*yawns*
>>144692558hard because you'd keep going soft looking at them or what do you mean?
started drinking couldn't help myself
It'd be harder to fuck a male AFL player
>>144692558don't worry scoops you'll get there one day
been wondering if I actually like footy or if I was just conditioned
Who are you blokes watching the game with tomorrow?
>>144692575nah i mean the tuning part. reckon they'd go hard if you could get em into bed
>>144692617my old friends, Jack Daniel and Jim Beam
>>144692616same, starting to think i never really was big into it
>>144692608worry about yourself champ
So who else is changing teams next year?We know Cornes, Wilson, Hutchinson & N. Riewoldt are moving to 7.Rumor Lloyd & Richardson going to Fox.Darcy quitting both TV & radio.Watson to call time at 7, but is it a move or retirement?
>>144692648oh my god I don't care
>>144692645chances are she's a dyke champ
wouldn't it be funny if Bailey Smith didn't go to the Cats after tall this talk kek
>>144692670well you would never know because you don't even speak to any of them CHAMP
MccChads I look forward to seeing you in the blazer tomorrow
>>144692664
>>144692074>he's been chosenoyy putting the LODGE on the loins rn
>>144692697that's not true i tweet at them
the footy
>>144692722gonna cut and bleach my hair btw iykwim haha
>>144692697is coop getting his eyebrows done now?
>>144692785What of it?
>>144692840it's on tomorrow
>>144692856And?
>>144692864it's an interesting discussion
The grand final is on tomorrow isnt it?
>>144692901i don't want to talk about it
>>144692901last i checked, yeah
>>144692183Feels good man
anyone noticed an uptick in wackos generally? I swear there's way more than there used to be. everytime I go to the supermarket now, which is in a pretty good suburb there's some new dysgenic schizophrenic hanging around that I haven't seen before.
>>144692541We're all out getting laid on a friday night and it's still the 4th fastest thread on /sp/
my jimmy brings driver was talking in some exaggerated high pitched indian accent on the phone and then when he got to the door he was just like "hey how's it going man" in an Australian accent
>>144692988
>>144693027https://4plebs.org/sp/search/text/"iykwim haha"/
>>144693047fine 4chanhttps://4plebs.org/sp/search/text/\"iykwim haha\"/
>>144693058nvm can't even escape the speech markshttps://4plebs.org/sp/search/text/iykwim haha/
lmao spastic
stop
Dinner at Tibas. Was elite.
>if you link an archive search but they can't into escape characters you need to stop
for me, it's everybody's favourite afl furry artist; Grange Wallis. particularly admiring the work on the swans bulge this year.
>>144693148That lion should've worn kneepadsAt least the swan came prepared
odds for swansevens for bane
reroll
>>144693302tough shit fages.
>>144693302suck it johnny
odds i fucking kill myself right fucking now
>>144693047>>144693058>>144693071use + between the words with no spaces t archive pro
>>144693353crisp
>>144693358i know that may as well just be telling me to use an ascii codeobviously doesn't work for linking the first two URLs
>>144693388reckon using the ascii codes for speech marks would work but i cbf
i'm worried about tomorrow, swanbros
>>144693148what cock artist did these? i'm trying to commission
Just found out NRL has scantily clad cheerleaders at literally all their games. We really are the gay sport.
>>144693492at least were a real sport
>>144693512yeah we're (we were)
>>144692373far out this is a gay post you've made here
>>144693492the A League has male strippers
kekKEK
M girlfriend (50m2f) who is a stripper is making a killing tonight from the swans supporters
>>144693533fuck off ausjeet
how good is it when you make a little sandwich with you fish and chips
>>144693576
fuck i forgot to put a multi on storm, tottenham, cowboys, and army
>>144693609listen
All AFL games should have female and male cheerleaders
>girlfriend (50m2f)
My girlfriend (smelly, Asian, 25) is a Sydney supporter
My me (smelly, neet, spastic) is bane all the way
>>144692373Based informedposter
>>144693824quelle surprise
asians are fucking disgusting
true
muzzies > latinas > blacks > whites > jeets > asians > islanders
false
whites > allit's been statistically proven that all races prefer whites over their own kind except black women
term 3 is over, 2 weeks holidays, Swans in the gf, the fat arsed Latina barista smiled at me this morning.
>>144692645fucking toothpaste stain on the back shirt lol
might bung on some brown noise
>term is over
hello gay retards
>>144694367ugly whore for the ugly coomer
>>144694551I'm 41 and studying Web Development at TAFE
>>144694690fair enough, I did digital media 10 years ago. won't disparage. Mad I spent a semester on a flash project and flash got discontinued a few months later
>>144694690me on the left
>>144693576that's a full house fuckwitway fuller than your precious gayfl midgets vs fitzroy game
Today is the day
Whatever happened to the JHawk poster??
>>144695113The best gimmicks - the gimmicks with longevity - are not spammed heavily.
>>144695113fell off a bit
>>144695300this and 'micks are supposed to be spontaneous thoughts like true epiphanies not some forced shit
last for iggs and good luck to both teams tomorrow
any footy on tomorrow?
lol
endless night toil
at least one player playing this afternoon is NOT asleep right now and hasn't been for most of the night
WOKE UP THIS MORNING FROM THE STRANGEST DREAM YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND IN YOUR MUM'S i HAVE CREAMED
*be's seeing my team not in the grand final*yeah i'm thinking it's cricket season*be's checking the ODI score*yeah i'm thinking it's uhhhhhh
>>144697688sucks to not be an undefeated SA redbacks chad
swansbro here, if swans win then I’ll start nofap/noporn and promise to make it 30 whole days, something I’ve never done since first discovering fapping when I was 11
jarrod berry had nightmares about last year
>>144694690>that forced instagram laughsad!
stay in your lane lolmania
WAKE UP DUMB NEET SPASTICS IT'S GRAND FINAL DAY
swannies tee bee haitch
>>144698800meant loins damn autocorrect
Any Coober Pedy anons wanna watch the game? I am lonely
good morning chaps. 'fee followed by a round of golf with the old manthen footy
I've been a life long brisbane lions fan since this morning
alf
just coomed for the last time
>>144699828See you tomorrow mate
>>144699849y-you too
swans winning today will be the motivation i need to fix my life
>>144699874crisp Callum Mills
as far as cooming goes I may have just hit rock bottom. at least I have no where to go but up from here. we’re all gonna make it
this broke him
>Flowers, vapes, boxes of KFC and cans of energy drinks blanketed a bench outside the shopping centre in a tribute to Oscar, who friends described as a kind-hearted person who filled people’s lives with “light and joy”.press F
>>144700055Context?
good morning champs
>>144700072https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/justice-for-oscar-teens-mourning-slain-friend-plead-for-end-to-knife-violence-20240927-p5kdzt.html
>>144700076morning innit lad
just put 20 dollars on the lions so if my swannies lose i dont feel as bad
>>144700086>knife-violencedon't need to click to know what race the perps are likely to beend non-Euro immigration and we end knife violence, simple as
>>144700076
>>144699785>>144699844newest /x/ theory just dropped
>>144700086>Data released by the Crime Statistics Agency on Thursday shows youth crime in Victoria has soared to its highest level since 2010, with more than 23,000 incidents attributed to children aged 10 to 17 in the 12 months to June this year alone.wonder what could have caused thisnow let's see race-based statistics
early morning chud vibes
>Literally spilt milk >some on laptop>now won't chargeAm I entitled to start crying?
>>144700262no but Steven May
>>144700262go to jaycar and get some deoxit lad
>>144700262but nah seriously hope you can get through thisspilt alcohol on my laptop and dropped it a few times so thank fuck it can charge through USB-Cif your laptop is new enough to have a USB-C port and if you can afford it maybe a USB-C power adaptor could workcheck the manualwas a lifesaver for me
>>144700346>deoxitTa. May do>>144700349It charges through usb-cManaged to get all the milk off quicksticks, and was working fine but when it was down to 10%, I plugged it in and no chargey. So turned it off and will let it sit for a while. God phoneposting sucks.
Up and at 'emBIG NEWS>Brisbane Lions key forward Joe Daniher is reportedly mulling his AFL future ahead of Saturday’s grand final against the Sydney Swans.>It is understood the 30-year-old will take stock of his professional career following the decider, per Seven reporter Mitch Cleary on Friday.https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2024-joe-daniher-considering-his-future-after-grand-final-possible-retirement-contract-comments-brisbane-lions-latest-news/news-story/ab17007a61641ffdc90c58bcbab814a8
>>144700491>Mitch ClearyANYBODY SEEN CLEARY?
GRUNDY JUST THUMPS IT FORWARD TO A WAITING PACK THE BALL IS SOMEWHERE UNDERNEATH , THERE CAN'T BE MUCH TIME LEFT AND SYDNEY STILL TRAIL BY 5. LIKE THE EYE OF THE STORM WE HAVE A BRIEF MOMENT OF RESPITE AS THE UMPIRE CALLS FOR THE BALL.BOTH RUCKMAN COLLAPSE INTO EACH OTHER AND BODIES FLY. WARNER BREAKS FROM THE CHAOS AND DRIVES DEEP INTO THE 50 WITH PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT KICK OF HIS LIFE THERE IS NO TIME ON THE CLOCK.BRISBANES DEFENCE RALLIES ANDREWS SOARS H-HEENEY HEEEEEENNNEEEEYYY HEEEEEEEENNEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144700588reckon you meant to send this script to this arvo's commentators Dil
>>144700588Based script leaker
>>144700588my body is ready
>It's taking chargeCrisis averted
might try to fit in one last four hour edging session before the came starts since if swans win I’m never allowed to fap again
>>144700708congrats but don't get too cocky mate>>144700726>four hour edging session before the came startsyes that's the point of edging innit lad
*be's throwing a cheeky lobster on jordon for norm smith**also be's thhrowing a cheeky lobster on brisbane to win in case MY swannies lose*
>>144700736Letting it charge whilst turned off. Can see the powerbanks readout so shall let it be forawhile
Take it to /g/ faggot, you sound like a woman
is this true >>144693624
>>144700758wish my lappy charged from a powerbankmight just need to find a 65W
arizer xq 2 status : heating upgentleman jack can status : on icebrisket status : coming up to temp and about to reduce for the slow cookfinna be a good day
>>144700754You should go back to wherever you came from faggot
but in all seriousness, I also like the lions and wouldn’t feel too bad if swans lost. both our teams are the good guys
>>144700822>MY swanniesreckon he comes from sydney champ
>>144700822i have been here since jfbf freshie
>>144700834I'm barracking for the least Victorian team, the Bears.
Good morning alf Footy today
just thought of a mean kind of shit jokeWhy is joe daniher retiring?b-b-becus h-h-his d-d-dad w-w-wanted h-h-him t-t-to
>>144700588HES HIT THE POST
neil isn't his dad, dumbfuck cazzie spastic shitstained dumb cunt dogbrained ape
is neil daniher related to joe daniher
i feel like darcy quit as a bluff because cornes switched to 7 but channel 7 dont carewouldnt be surprised if he pulls a nudey run at half time with a sign pleading for his job back
>cazzie doesnt realize neale is joes real dadkek the newfags keep exposing themselves lmao
The farts won’t stop.
Lads, Heeney just posted.
Why are the media pushing brisbane so hard?Feel like its pozztorian seethe after sydney deleted most pozztorian teams from making the 8
>>144701019>((The media)) Iykyk
probably not considering brisbane beat 2 pozztorian teams in the finals opposed to sydney's 0. spastic retard.
Schedule is in SA time.
>stopped teams from making the finalslearn to read you fucking mouth breathing retard
>>144701075Based dyslexic magpoos supporter
THE BIG DANCE
uhhhh, if swans win will mills walk out to collect his barassi medal?
rampe is captain today
>>144701326Who's Will Mills?
>>144701091What a waste of a post cunt
>>144701335>gay captain's team winsi saw this episode last year
Toadie left Neighbours last night
>>144700792you tell me
>WATCH BATHURST ON 7>WATCH THE EVEREST ON 7>MKR ONLY ON 7I fucken hate fta
>>144701521Wank me off
>>144701596why?
>>144701613Ive got a fucking stiff cock
>>144701646idc wank it yourself dickhead
>>144701653No you fucking loser? Stupid faggot, just come fuck my cock with your hand until I spurt
>>144701698why did you put a question mark, if you didn't ask a question?
>collywobbles and poort fans gayposting already
GOOD MORNING, DAILY REMINDER COLLINGWOOD ARE THE REIGNING PREMIERS WITH A LEAGUE RECORD EQUALLING 16 PREMIERSHIPS.
>>144701906you know only one of them was gayposting
gayest fucking thread
>>144701937>16 PREMIERSHIPS1990, 2010, 2023That's 3 (three)
The Grand Final Punt.
>Brayshaw also felt a little uncomfortable about his appearance before he agreed to speak on the Brownlow telecast because he was not at his playing weight. Having taken out an insurance policy with Zurich – which has since introduced a blanket head trauma exclusion from sporting claims – he has been restricted from most forms of exercise and sport as he awaits his settlement. Even his beloved pastime of golf has been off limits to him.feel a bit bad for making fun of him at the downlows now.
>>144702060The AFL will get off scot-free from this. Money is obviously more important to them than the players' wellbeing. They are running scared from facing the looming crisis that is brain trauma and CTE. It is one they cannot avoid and it will be the sport's demise.
mfw
>>144701592I swear only retarded queenslanders watch ftaslop
>>144702060this is interesting and incredibly judaic>Financial security at least looms for the 2021 premiership player. His last serious head injury predated the decision by Zurich to no longer underwrite head trauma suffered in contact sport. Three AFL players – Paddy McCartin, Marcus Adams and Paul Seedsman – have received seven-figure insurance settlements which probably helped prompt the insurer to pull the plug.>In what has proved a test case for the game, Brayshaw is the first player to have suffered a career-ending concussion with such a long-term contract. Melbourne have been negotiating with head office to push more of Brayshaw’s five-year payout outside their salary cap. Under current rules, 90 per cent of Brayshaw’s 2024 money sits outside the club’s total player payments, with 75 per cent in 2025 and 50 per cent in 2026. But Brayshaw is contracted until 2028 meaning the full amount of what could be a heavily back-ended contract must be included in the salary cap in 2027 and 2028.
>>144702080at least he got a triple payout>Brayshaw has also spent two months travelling overseas and his decision to remain away from the public eye is also in part due to sensitivities surrounding his complex three-way compensation package which involves a large payout from the club, his personal insurance settlement, and the AFL Players Association’s recently bolstered injury and hardship fund.
>>144702136>the club>personal insurance>AFLPASo the AFL did absolutely nothing for him? What a shitcunt league
7 or fox?
>>144702191?
>>144702191ABC Sports Radio
watch me, woooaaahhh, dancing the night away
>>144702157Are you surprised? The AFL is the same organisation that has a big virtue signalling about social issues but then actively lobbies to keep alcohol and gambling advertising
Riewoldt tipping the LOOM He's just like us
>pride round>yes to the voice referendum>multiple abo rounds>mnd then>uhhhhh, that series of concussions could've happened at any time, not neccessarily when he was playing footy
>Brisbane Lions coach Chris Fagan has delivered a not-so-subtle jab at the AFL and popstar Katy Perry.>Fagan and the club touched down in Melbourne on Wednesday and had hoped to have a run on the MCG a few days out from the big game. Those hopes were shut down with the club falling behind the Grand Final entertainment on the pecking order.>Instead of holding a training session on Thursday at the home of footy, the ground will instead be used by Perry for the last of her rehearsals before Saturday.>“It’s good to see that the AFL’s got their priorities right. Don’t let the team on that’s going to play the game, just get the artist on,” Fagan said on Channel 7’s Talking Footy.The AFL board of directors are not serious people.
This game just screams chokefest. Expecting 1 of the teams to absolutely be dogshit
lets gooo
>>144702338jack or nick? coz only one of them has had kath's feet in their mouth.
>>144702338He tips the loom every year, 2010 BROKE HIM.
>>144702381corrhttps://www.wikifeet.com/Kath_Loughnan
DON'T TALK TO THE HEELLLLP HELLLPPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJ_pjwBYxY
>>144702365wtf is this dogshit post supposed to mean?
>>144702469that the afl care more about virtue signalling than they do about their players. what are you; gay, abo or both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoVtHLxNVlU
>>144702497A concussion lawsuit would cost $140m dollars is probably why mate
Going into today's game, Brisbane have dropped only 2 of their past 15 games, they have won their last 4 games, and have not had a week off this month overpowering Carlton, GWS and Geelong. Conversely Sydney have dropped 5 of their past 15 games and have only beaten GWS, rested then faced a severely underpowered Port Adelaide side, they have yet to prove themselves this September and cannot really be called serious contenders.
>>144702378>lets gooo
>>144702509yeah what a fucking loser being excited for the grand final for the sport in which this general is based on. you're a faggot.
weird how AFL footage from 2004 looks so retro now
>>144702550xir's posting 'jaks. of course xir is.
>>144702550i'm excited too but i never say or write "lets gooo" because it's cringe and i'm above that sort of nonsense
we say lets go here
>>144702573fuck up idiot just let people post what they want you'll be a lot happier in life
both abbey and katy look absolutely horrible
cummed again. i hate what i have become
>>144702553it's fucking depressing
let's goooooooooooooooooo
>>144702596>people should be allowed to post whatever they like>NOOOO DON'T POST THATidiot
I'm so fucking PUMPED lads. I don't think I've been this pumped for a granny since 2018 desu 2016: Didn't watch2017: Couldn't watch because was stuck on a delayed flight2018: Watched with the lads on TV, great day 2019: Only listened on the radio because was out bush with the family, crap game anyway.2020: Night grand final, got wasted and had to watch another Dusty norm smith2021: Night grand final, great game but not a real granny 2022: Was working that day and only got home by the time the game was over at 1st QTR time2023: Was working again and only saw the second half. Today, there's no work, no distractions, just going to a mate's to fully appreciate the big dance. First time there's been 2 teams I actually like in the grand final since maybe 2006?
>>144702606simply: stopyou're in the drivers seat
can we new bread? Is it time for a new bread?
>But it was Hood who delivered one of the best zingers of the morning, for the great rival game of rugby league.>“Whether today’s game for you is South Melbourne versus Fitzroy or Sydney versus Brisbane or NSW versus Queensland – finally a state of origin clash I won’t fall asleep in.”HAO LING
drinking the maxmoefoe drink
Realistically, how do we recover from this Fredbros?
>>144702619>2018: Watched with the lads on TV, great dayWill never forget this one as I hosted a massive bbq pissup as a housewarming for buying my house. not even a pies or iggs fan, just remember it being mental and crazy.
haven't been this hyped for a gf in a long time for some reason
>>144702619>going to a mate's to fully appreciate the big dancelol true footy fans like me watch the GF from home by themselves to truly appreciate it
>>144702634>>144698310>>144698310>>144698310
>>144702667can't help but feel that all those afl maymay pages are run by 20-something year old zoomies on their iphones
>Daicos joked about poaching Sheezel - dubbed by the announcer - “the world’s favourite Harry” to the Pies.>“I just have to work out how many years he has on his contract; we share the same manager, so that might be the way to go.”
>>144702669Crisp >>144702681It's because both teams are actually likeable and entertaining, no Geelong, Bitchmond, Collingwood or Hawthorn villainy. >>144702682Footy is best enjoyed with friends.
>>144702619This is...I mean. Wow. What a plebocrstic post. Not sure if it's ironic? Working on a weekend? Getting "le wasted"? "1st quarter time"? Have a plebocrata for it anyway.This post was made by Dr. Reality Check. Will confirm with trip ON.
>>144702693>christcucks
>>144702693THank you nigger.MIGRATGE MIGRATE MIGRATE MIGRATE
>>144702714Confirmed.
>>144702733confirmed fat and useless..
>>144702619What I infer from this post: this anon has friends, is close with his family, has a career and knows how to enjoy himself.>>144702714What I infer from this post: this anon is fat, alone and living in a fantasy land. Also couldn't tip a canoe.
>>144702758GOTTEM
>>144702758>fantasy landI'm not the one who is revelling in watching two shit sides play in a grand final due to matchfixing. It's ironic that you also consider 2021 as a 'great game' too.
Why no sticky?
>>144702758>has a career>working on the weekendworking the registers at woolies isn't a career
didn't katy perry's latest album flop?this is worse than meatloaf
>>144702781This is the granny eve thread, we need a true granny thread.
>>144702785Many plebocrats would argue otherwise.
>>144702781STICKY? THERE'S NO STICKY HERE. HERE, NO STICKY!stickies attract foreign fuckwits.
>>144702787Oh how quickly the plebocracy turn on their own...
My autism is flaring up, we can't host the grand final in a granny eve bread.
>>144702819Could be a refreshing change from the local fuckwits we have here...
>>144702606Seek Christ
>>144702852please fuck off. you said you were boycotting this game.
2009 > 2002 > 2018 > 2012 > 2005 = 2006 > 2004 > 2023 > 2008 > 2016 > 2010 Part I > 2021 > 2003 > 2011 > 2001 > 2013 > 2000 > 2015 > 2017 > 2014 > 2022 > 2007 > 2019 > 2010 Part II
Gonna tidy the house a little bit, then head down the street to get some drinks. I'm thinking some Wild Turkey Rares to get started, and might switch to the beers afterwards. Gonna grab a big feed of Maccas, of course, head back home and crack a can and get started. UP THE SWANNIES Pizza for dinner, as well. Grand Final Day is the best day of the year, and you're allowed whale out on Grand Final day.
>>1447028682011>2007>2009>2022
>>144702852Reminder that micksperg/RC is a wog
>>144702852KEK, gotta love RC baby, he's always right. ALWAYS
How much of his brain does anus Brayshaw have left do you think?
>>144702892>he's always right. ALWAYSoh my sweet summer child
>>144702896Didn't have much to start with. Absolute peanut brain
>>144702913That's the real RC. New one is a different guy
going to the shops to get some lunch while i watch the granny what should i buy, a pie?
LFG SYDNEY
>>144702927he's got a degree in commerce from UMelb. he's not an ABSOLUTE pea brain. >>144702945new one is just as retarded
you know she's watching, and sending her boobie's energy
>>144702988is she actually famous? I've never seen her anywhere but on /tv/
>>144702896Statistically, it is likely every AFL player has some degree of CTE. It will only become a bigger problem as we learn more about it.
i hate women
>>144693609this but iggs
>>144703009yes mate, she is famous.
>>144694309Show us this statistic proof, maybe it's confirmation bias but I see white women racemixing all the time where I live.
>>144703055that was magic, I was barred up most of that game.
crazy how the best tasting alcohol is the one we're told not to drink
>Times Like These intensifies
Lions are going to get fucking flogged today, going to be hard for them to recover
>>144703077please sar where is this place? I am student to move there. is there job? thank you sar for reply soon.
>>144702972>degree in commerceisn't that the same degree that every black college athlete in america gets?
>>144702852>from the local fuckwits we have here...Like yourself?
>>144703100>Rebecchi clan starts new life in Colacgrim
>>144703127I don't know much about black college athletes. maybe rc could ask sofia?
>>144700086>Victoria>Knife crimeThe Sudanese strike again Desu...
>port geelong gfget the FUCK out of here if you predicted this
>>144703127i think that's communications
>>144702972Is RC pretending to be stupid?Public indemenity insurance isn't "Jewish shit", ot protects patients as in the event of a fuck up, a patient or their family is covered.AHPRA registration ensures that not only medical professionals are qualified, but that they're continuing professional development
>>144703149grim ay
Lads, Brad just posted
>>144703124Yes sar Indian women not faithful saars date white boys while I deliveroo far ooberjeats saaar.
>>144703177>Is RC pretending to be stupid?
>>144692184she used to look normal but she's trying too hard to look young now despite not being that old)she's going to look like a mutant in 10 more years
>>144700055leaving stuff like flowers i get but why do people just put food and toys on memorials?
we need a knife buyback
swans = good guyslions = also good guys
Be a shame if that bus drove into the yarra
for what most people said was such a CRAZY season this sure is a boring grand final lineup teams like poort and hawthorn were just too shit to make it interesting i guess
>>144703243we need a nig sendback
>>144702852RC mate what's your tip?
>>144703246crazy huh.
keep finding myself walking out of dan's with a 6 pack of coopersdeep down inside i know it's a politically motivated purchase got a 6 pack of the XPAs waiting in the fridge for me today
>>144703288>>144703301coopersmind
i am never going to masturbate or look at porn again
>>144703301what's the joke?
>>144703322While this would be awesome, it seems extremely unlikely to be true
Katy perry will be doing the welcome to country ceremony today
>>144703320got some of the 3.5% orange cans, they're good. >plus no bully.
swasn gf 2024
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nmxVzQxLRk
reckon buddy's going to turn up? imagine the seethe if the swans win a 'hip WITHOUT him kek
>>144701091i thought the national anthem was a welcome to country
wonder if katy is doing a sloppy nervous poo right nowwonder if her security guard is standing at the door listening to her back it out
>>144703654watching her try to explain wooden spoon, falcon and hok ball, she looked like she was having a botox induced seizure. was fucken painful>like her pre-show poo
do yous prefer 2:30 gf or a night gf?
>>144703686t.5 layer dipless
saw a dead magpie on the street last nightswans by 23
Jeez how much makeup has katy got on
>>144703322see you tomorrow champ
>>144703654this is an amazing post about a great sport. afl sure is special
@144702852fuck off pooce
>>144703722https://www.thecut.com/article/why-do-men-comment-porn-sites.html
wonder where she's watching the granny
>>144703757my god
>>144703757probably in tassie
>>144703696night
>>144703696i'd take any gf at this point
>>1447036965pm twilight
>>144703696>>144703789 this but only a legal high scoring grand final
love faganlove longmirelove the lionslove the swanssimple as
>>1447036962:30 is fineleaves enough time afterwards to actually do anything else you want to that day
What happened to Hamish?
>>144703840having a poo.
The Swans under Longo
If Brisbane Lions win, promise I shall stop calling your sport gayfl until at least next year
is it too early for sadposting? I’m feeling sad
>>144703856i don't like cheering for good teams but i don't want brissy to win either desu
>>144703654You are a disgusting retard
>>144703878Kys, fucking gay cunt.
What time is katy performing?
>>144703876caleb daniel could murder your entire lebanese family and your tongan 'homies' fren
>>144703936Not on mate. Apologise.
>>144703878Let it out if needed, don't expect me and my friends here to care
I get a bit sad on gf day too, no AFL until march.
>>144703840think israel's bombing them still
>>144703944Hopefully never lol
>>144703944see>>144701091>>144703972 but also this
Take vitamin d and nac supplements if sad
>>144703840he took his family to france to live for a year or some shit
Where's our sticky jan jan?
is a telescope worth it
>>144701091Piss break from 1:55-1:56
just asked a mod on rizin to sticky he said afl isnt well known enough unfortunately
oh wow it's a slightly red tinted spec of light well worth the thousands and lugging the cunt out the back of nowhere in the middle of the night
Last game of the year lads
>>144704017good.
>musicbizmarty hasn't streamed since the one where cyraxx flashed him half a dozen times and acted like a slave owner
>friday night footy ad>on saturday?
grand final day when I go to the pub at opening time under the pretence of getting and holding a good table for mates
arrowsperg = tranny
Odds that an anti-Israel protester will try to disrupt the game?
clever how he labels his pics so he can find them when he's blind drunk.
>>144704067probably will happen as the protesters will sneak through as they look like Sydney supporters kek
>>144704067dunno, anyone seen jake stringer today?
>>144703964Chud.
>>144704079>sydney swans>anti-israelyou don't know the demographics of sydney swans supporters at all
>>144703998Will it help you get pussy?
starting on the hardly normals.
>>144704067Which one? there's at least 10 anti-israel posters here
>>144704129it’ll help me see your mums
the boongs gunna drop the MUH LAN shit or just stfu for oncethat uncle who looks like the bad cunt out of lord of the rings isnt too bad looks like he just wants a paycheck and keeps it short
>>144704142not bad. decent zinging that.
BRUCE IS ON 7THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>144704142KEK
>>144704129This sort of mindset is how the Jews subvert you into a consumerist sheep>hurr pussy I need pussy please master shekelberg
>>144704017>afl isn't well known enough for a sticky>afl is well known enough to be oppressed for months and forced into only one thread at times when there's 50 divegrass or handegg threads
>>144704170my straffometer would have gone off if the big fella was still tweeting
>>144704057Which one of you was this?
>>144704188>LE WHO DID THIS? XDremember when normies used to caption there maymays with this because they weren't sure what to writeas if anyone ackshually fucking cares "who did it"
Remember when the gabba used to attract port tarp era crowds? stick to rugby northern cazzies
>>144704179>its da JOOS!!!!
>>144704182jokes mate, never even askedpretty sure jannies are estrogen euros and a couple of poos this year unless its pov ball or some shart burger sport no sticky looms
>>144703757belt doing a LOT of work tucking in that gut
The only reason Swans are the "gay" club is that pooftas are the only people in Sydney who watch afl
Based country roads
Which is funnier? Swans losing their last 4 grand finals or Lions losing two close ones back to back?
melbourne and by default victoria is the leftist capital of australia
>>144704206Lmao, triggered
>>144704224oh okayyou got me>>144704244go collingwood est 1892 we exist to visit the peel grand final after partybtw
>>144704244Not entirely true. As the first (no. 1) team in NSW they were by default the gay club the state inherited.
mental that katy perry wanted to do a 40 minute set of pavement covers but andrew dillon vetoed it and told her she has to sing something good
>>144704263victorians being forced to watch origin 4
Who’s the girl from that Siri ad?!?!
Sydney used to be the 'gay capital', but nowadays it's clear Melbourne who holds that title. The only reason the Mardi Gras parade is still in Sydney is because of historical significance, not because the city is 'gayer' any more.
this might be the only gf i've watched where i literally don't care who wins, not even slightly one way or the other
>>144704263Bane losing b2b so they get the Collingwood experience they delivered 20 years ago
>>144704278Truth nuke
Anyone has an Australian stream for someone in the US that wants to see the pregame stuff?
look at that silver stage. horrible.
>>144704373its on fta here. try a vpn with 7plus.com.au
>>144704373fox footyhttps://freestreams-live.my/afl-1/more channelshttps://freestreams-live.my/afl-streams/more websiteshttps://champagne.pages.dev/online-streaming--dl/live-sports/enjoy burger fren
does someone have a aussie stream link, i dont want to pay fucking 70 bucks to watch the AFL final on disney+
>>144704429nice timing, thanks anon and fuck disney for shutdown star+here
>>144704455aproveite amigo
>either papley wins or rayner winsI hate this
>>144704389They spent about two hours constructing and polishing the fucking thing and it's still hideous
>>144701091>katy perry performancewait isn't it meant to be at half time???
anyone know how long the delay on 7plus isi'd rather watch it on my pc than the tv but i feel like the delay will be too long
>>144704508apparently not. 1:40pm
>>144704535EST*
>>144703964at least trade period is interesting- but then you have like 4-5 months of nothing at all afl related which sucks>>144704224honestly probably for the best, don't need 1000000 seppos and south americans flooding the threads with their retardation
imagine if the afl announces we all get a free gf on gf day
Did someone catch that lonely Fages
>>144704529Well, well, well, look who decided to come out of his cave haha
>>144704614i am definitely guilty of doing this but the family is out today
How do I watch the gf online? Too autistic to go to a pub in person :((((
>>1447046647plus.com.au
*welcomes you to your own country*
>>144704601yes. was quite shcking.
>>144704664onlyfans m8
>>144704680Holy fuck just made a goy account now I'm in!!!!What am In for???!?!?
ah yes ads glorifying the megacorp known as coles
Final Fantasy arse looking motherfucker
unna
WHAT IS SHE WEARING?
>>144704708>Lachie nealeWhy do they put his nickname? Why not full name
>>144704736crazy how i know you're talking about lock key kneel
sounds nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKt-8CzpvQQ
feeling EXTREMELY comfy lads
Zaporiah a qt
>>144704744boong culture is all cosplay
imagine being a grownarse man in his 30s and still be called "lachie" like a six year old at a birthday party at hungry jacks
Who will win?
Lachie you here m8?
>abos asking for peace and calmIt's like they still think they're being exterminated. They can do whatever the fuck they want in this country yet their mindset is still so defensive
>>144704837Thats what I'm fucking asking cunt.
>>144704837you shouldn't try to emasculate him. He'd heem you easily which is the ultimate 'who is more of a man', champ
>>144704584legal hsgf i hope, nonce
>>144704851Dion Prestia hammy is going to explode, don't run Dion!
>>144704837thisalso applies to 'ollie'
>>144704907Does this apply to "Willy" as well for blokes called William?
at what age aren't you allowed a nickname
>kate horeKEK
kek i forgot about this driving a lap shit
>>144704882New in a few
At what time is it acceptable to crack open an alcoholic beverage?
What does swimming have to do with the AFL? What is going on?
Would be more concerned with being called fucking Errol like some little boong cunt down the skate park lel
>>144704928yes'will' however is acceptable
>lap of legendsjust want abbey and kath straddle my lap with their legends
Now this old fart again. I'm getting way too agitated watching this shite. I'm making a drinks and turning this off till the match starts
my new ISP has static IPs by default and I don't know how to get a dynamic IP so if this one gets perma banned then i'm fucked
people saying booring booring lmaoimagine fight your life for a gold model and called boring once you win a gold medal vs the entire rest of the orld
>>144704995same but their bums iykwim haha
>McKennawhy are the ir*sh allowed in?
>>144705057Reported for attempted ban evasion, enjoy your incoming perma chud.;..
>>144705084they once unironicaly were all sent to australia beacuse englsh wanted them to be the farthest away from gb
>>144705057looks like you'll be on the phones with me
>>144705112sure but they all identify as australian nowadaysthis one is keeping the flag
>>144705084australian history is irish history
this balloon shit looks appalling
i've edged for so many hours in the last week that the top of my foreskin is chaffed and shredded in multiple spots and hit hurts to just have my dick touching my underwear
Uh she's terrible
get this old bitch off the field
what in absolute fuck is this shit
>>144705313a monument to all of your sins
wtf how did they do that
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> start of game> harris andrews lays massive tackle on papley> ends up on top of him in missionary position, their bulges rubbing together > “b.. baka” breaths papley, passion growing inside him> mcg dead silent as they give in to their urges> violently making out on the ground just inside the 50> blakey hiding obvious erection as both teams look on jealously
>>144705814bruh
swanbros i'm nervous
where is everyone?
Need to do another nervous poo
