Just bought some trans IPAs, gonna crush these with my valid trans gf over the long weekend while we play stardew valley and goon together :)I'm muslim btw
rounds should be 30 seconds long
>>144698866MMA?
Y'all wanna do a r/heem pool of money to purchase 307 and watch it on discord together :3
I'm Evola's top guy.
>>144698860news: Bear jew is finna get his number punched at the Bo-locaust in Boschwitz
>>144698878Wrong. Non title fights should be 5 rounds, title fights 7 rounds. Get these body building stiff retards out of the sport and get some real action going.
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UFC has fallen
>>144698888Who is this abomination and why do I keep seeing this guy
>>144698888Thps 2
>>144698906>1:36My God. I need to hear the audio.
>>144698901Most cards would be 12 hours long or more. :'(
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWy3n091uAI>STRICKLAND AND PEREIRA ON NINA DRAMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWy3n091uAI>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWy3n091uAI>STRICKLAND AND PEREIRA ON NINA DRAMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWy3n091uAI
>>144698884This is Dana White, ignore him
>>144698933We don't need 13 fights a card. Trim it down, cut half the roster of shitters, and the quality of cards goes up.
>>144698901>>144698878Rounds are gay. Regular fight - 10 minutes, one round. Title fight - 15 minutes, one round.
what's next, jamahal hill bros???
>>144698945Shut the hell up dumbass nigga.
>>144698909I broke the fight down based on which I found more attractive. A good metric in WMMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqNCYDWJGtc
>>144698944Dana just needs to figure out how to trim the 'time between fights' down drastically. It's like a half hour most of the time, absolutely unacceptable.
>>144698906Finna make a beast of an editNot sure what schaub should be waltchin on the tv
>>144698959Redemption arc?
you now remember boston salmon
The meth game, hooker game, the tranny game. Every damn game, let's just be real here, I got tha whole shit locked up.
>fazza, I want to play soccer!>no! you will be fighter! now bend over and show fazza hero position!
you now hemember the salmon run is underway
Just waiting for the inevitable Hap freakout and the ensuing bloodbath in the Chandler home
>>144698966Oy vey
>-Ack!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144698996Forgot the spraying steatorrhea on your skateboard game + sucking dog dick game
if benoit saint-denis loses again what does it do to lucas tracy's legacy?
>>144698910the first real kyrgyz fighter in the ufc, on a win streak
The self indulgence game, the harum-scarum game, shit I got tha whole nihilism game all locked up.
>>144699026Ace seems more likely to be the household's real nigga
>>144698983Hopefully.
Winning isn't always the goal.
>>144699019hahah stupid fish bitches swimming upstream kek gonna get caught by a bears and eaten
>>144698910A new darg hose prawlspect of the division who recently got fraud checked as a no gas tank bum
>>144699032You smell and look like shit + I could beat you senseless easily, easily even.
>>144698996where did it all go wrong...?
>stinky steatorrhea soiled diaper meth head telling other people to shower
>>144699061why are his nipples so hard
>steatorrhea
gane volkov rescheduled for ufc 310
>>144699136That's really cool man, hell yeah...
>>144699136wohooooooooo
>>144699058Likely. He was at the top, fell very far, only lost to the absolute best. Only way to go is UP
>>144699136Ganesnipers, now that Volkov survived our ducking attempt what's next for us?
>>144699048He looks like a NeanderthalLike someone put modern cloths on one of the not contacted tribesHe looks like a fucking wax figure from a museum showcasing mongols 20 000 bc Please blur out his faceI feel creeped out
Anthony Joshua beats Ciryl Gane
>>144699114I also have AGP and could still heem you in embarrassing fashion.
>>144699098if you only knew how bad things really are.
71 DAYS UNTIL GANE DIES
>>144699172>admitting to having a soiled steatorrhea diaper
how beastly is belal
>>144699166volkov ducked thoughever
>>144698891Paul Krieg finna sleem
>>144698959Weight loss.
crazy to think that volkov and volkanovski are brothers
No disrespect but I ain't for no disrespect. Movie.
>>144698935>le famous ethnic womanon paper i should like herbut i dont
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSS1gQxVxFc&rco=1Finna heem my lip with some black buffalo tonight>>144699209Mental retardation is one of the best bases for mma.
>>144699026wonder when mike will hear his first >"you ain't my daddy nigga!"really a fate I wouldn't even wish on my enemies
Ryan Spanny
>>144699199
>Ilia Topuria reminds me of this retard; Artem Lobov. 2 little retards.
>GUSTAFSSON WILL BEAT JONES>...>R-REYES WILL BEAT JONES>...>C-C-CIRYL G-GANE WILL B-BEAT JONES>....>A-A-A-A-A-A-ASSPINAL W-WIL B-B-B-BEAT J-JONESWhen will newfags learn?
>>144699258all of em beat bone joni
>>144699256yeah im thinking topuria wins this
>>144699258>GUSTAFSSON WILL BEAT JONESwhoever predicted this was correct>REYES WILL BEAT JONESwhoever predicted this was correct
>HE WON, even though he lostGet better material.
>>144699276in a p4p sense, poopipoo loses to every other champ currently tbhfamalam
just got off work and smoked
>turdporia>literally 0 good winsWhy do people think this faggot is some kind of worldbeater?
>>144699207Gane tried to eliminate his opponent outside the cage and failed
>>144699291>HE WON, even though he lostmany such cases
>>144699258>>GUSTAFSSON WILL BEAT JONES>>...almost beat Jones>>R-REYES WILL BEAT JONES>>...beats Jones>>C-C-CIRYL G-GANE WILL B-BEAT JONES>>....metaphorically beats Jones>>A-A-A-A-A-A-ASSPINAL W-WIL B-B-B-BEAT J-JONESWill retire Jones without needing to fight him
>>144699258Reyes did beat Jon Jones.
>>144699307TKO'd bryce mitchell with a flu after getting dogwalked by him
Whos ready for some K-1 posts?
topuria is a heemer. who's your favorite fighter? merab?
K-1: the inspiring story of the crap that was unwatchable
shavkat ranksquatmanov
>>144699326It was a submission
I love the mixing and the meddling of the martial arts
>>144699358OOOOOOOOOHHHHH TURDPOORIA IS OUT COLD.
>>144699358Lmao that jiu jitsu fag ate rocks
Max is going to expose toepoopria just like he exposed gay cheese. Get ready for another striking masterclass from the blessed
beastrot
>>144699388did gamrot really do this?
>>144698977Travis Brown punching his lights out.
>>144698860FIRST for Beaux du Negal
ngl i thought fares ziam was the nigga that trained gsp. is my boy heemrolla heeming this jabroni
>>144699420the fuck did you just call me?
i win, you losethats why im the flyweight champion of the world and you are not
who are these french cans and why are they heavy favorites? also why are they building up this klein project?
>>144699451Not a single French person in that image
Ilia PAPRIKAria
>>144699451People are ducking Klein so he only gets cans now
would you rim valentina shevchenkos schaub hole?
>>144699430un negal
>>144699258They been saying that since Quinton Jackson.
>>144699521I would reem no schaubenhole period
>>144699461that's what the french look like in 2024
>>144699570odd they all look american to me
>>144699580no, the average americans are on the rightand the average canadian is between them
>>144699451Lapilus is a split decision merchant, but I can't stress enough that he WILL get the decision, which is why he's heavily favored and his decision line is still like -200 or worse. Oumar Sy is a grappler, he should probably be slightly favoured here but his line is blown the fuck out. He's being overpriced because he's a big ol hap. Charierre is actually good and a roided out hapsplosive featherweight that had a good regional run outside of poofc. He should probably be like -300.In the case of charriera and sy the lines are blown out because of parlays. I would say the korean might be worth a bet.
>>144699451They aren't bbuilding up Klein, they forgot he's on a winstreak and just gave him another random lightweight
>>144699521yes if its clean and odorless
>>144699626Interesting, be sure to keep us posted *fucking heems you*
>>144699636*sucks your dick*
>>144699660OOOOHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>144699660Two can play at that game pal *sucks your dick better*
>>144699666
>>144699660Jon Bones Jones ladies and gentlemen
>>144699593Sy is undefeated facing a guy on a 3 fight skid, -500 is a normal line for fights like that
>>144699589I'd rather b absolutely swamped with Koreans than have even one or two neighbours of the sort that's on the right b I don't know what you are talmbout
>>144699684Undefeated at fuckin ares or whatever bum promotion. His fight in the ufc was short notice against a guy who didnt even make it against bum chinks in road to ufc
>>144699717Undefeated fighters usually come in with an odds inflation regardless of competition quality
>>144699756He opened at about -400 with the bookies but has since grown likely due to high parlay risk. My point was just to say that his line is blown out and not really reflective on things we know for certain about him.
>>14469962636%
Belel should be cut
fight night looks horrible tomorrow, any kickboxing or boxing coming up?
my meng is uncut
>>144699819why are there no native american fighters
havent seen a fuck it friday in a while
>>144699876I think the cosce brothers larped as pueblo or something
Shut the fuck up, you guys don't know anything about my story
>>144699876Brok “the brok weaver” the weaver b
>>144699876?
>foooorge oirish stout AS COOOOOL AS IT GETS YA?
>>144699845>SaturdayBRAVE CF 88 - Jun vs. WesnerJungle Fight 130 - Guimarães vs. CostaPFL Europe 3 - Ray vs. LongUAE Warriors 54 - Jumaev vs. SadygovUFC Fight Night - Moicano vs. Saint-DenisWe Love MMA 73 - Djukic vs. BilogrevicKrush.165 - Ishida vs. HashimotoKunlun Fight World Championship 102>SundayPancrase 347 - Saika vs. KumeRIZIN 48 - de Souza vs. GustavoK-1 World MAX 2024 Tokyo
>>144699876>he doesn't know THE Waachiim Spiritwolfput some respect on his name
>>144699876Do native americans even exist?
>>144700031truth be told it's a Freemason psyop
>>144700031bruh
>>144700016how do I watch that k-1 show?
>>144700065Use your brain
native americans are asian as shiiiiiiit b
>>144700082I'm still working on my astral projection and remote viewing skills, b. do you got an alternative?
what are you boys eating?
>>144700121quinoa, beef, spinach and a snickers
>>144700103If youre being sincere then you need a vpn that can connect to japan and an abema premium account
>>144700135>spinach
>>144699673
>>144700143I want as much natural ecdysterone flowing through my body as possible.
>>144700121Just fried up some beef and had it with sour cream>>144700143kek. >wow. oh my god. how could you be so stoopid?
Fighter A is piecing fighter b up for 4 minutes of a round. Damage is done but fighter B never looks hurt. Fighter B then rocks fighter A badly in the last minute and follows up but never knocks him down. Who won the round?
>>144698927https://youtu.be/wSS1gQxVxFc?si=DtIp9PUk_9dnlxVm
>>144698866Holy based Superflux chad. That shit is good.
>>144700157Robert Whittaker.
>>144700157Fighter b gets robbed.l
>>144700154>muh bug roids i've got oceanside property in mongolia for sale anon
>>144700121leftover chicken parm. finna heem some other scran from the fridge too
>>144700175?
>>144700121just heemed some garlic bread
>>144700170I’ll count that for fighter A as Rob loves to do the chicken dance in rounds he was winning
>>144700205Precisely
>>144700185BUG ROIDS
>>144700227You have no idea what you're talking about do you?
IT'S FUCKING UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_u7pLUia0>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_u7pLUia0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_u7pLUia0>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_u7pLUia0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_u7pLUia0
>>144700232>retire for a week, maybe
>>144700231m8 you're the one eating a few leaves for ecdysterone gains
>>144700232you can't just come back this soon you gotta wait at least 6 months if you "quit youtube" wtf is he doing lmao
>>144700232I watched this for 30 seconds and then my phone company sent me a text saying Ive used all my data for this month. Seriously fuck you for making me lose all my data watching part of that shit. Now Im fucked for the rest of the weekend unless I hang around McDonals for the wifi. Get dickrot. Respectfully.
>>144700250I'm eating quinoa and spinach for ecdysterone gains.
>>144700252>>144700243this is the only way a real one retires in mma
>right before lucas tracy retires he's getting made fun of for his hairline a lot on his streams>comes back with a hat onhmmmm....
>>144700258>I'm eating quinoa
>>144700258Alright buddeh you keep eating your hamster kibble to keep up those bug hormones.
>>144700180>chicken parmFried chicken and its variants is the best dish on the planetCordon bleu is the best tho
>>144700258Is quinoa actually good for you or a meme?
>>144700326very black postand what do you know, the flag checks out
>>144700322a half full glass type of lad
>>144700325I will. You keep knowing literally nothing about anything you talk about.
>>144700331>is this grain that's just like rice or buckwheat that companies can mark up 5000% to sell to whitey actually a superfood or a meme
>>144700085Eastern eurasian but not exactly "asian/mongoloid"They had some western eurasian components with them tooAnd lookswise, they really looked unique and if anything closer to western eurasians, if they were hairy, they would like MENAs/Indians
72 days until Gane fights.
>Strickland giving up Nina to CHAMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWy3n091uAIbros...
>>144700352>just like rice see>>144700348
>>144700337You think they invented fried chicken ?Also you said yourself you like chicken parm
>>144700363If you are earnestly looking to boost your ecdysterone levels then you are exactly the mark that can be sold fad bullshit kek.
>>144700373How is ecdysterone a fad?
>>144700352>>144700325>>144700322I dont get itIts just cerealSame as pasta and RiceWhats wrong with it you contrarians retards
>CHAMA is sickvaxxbros...
ailin perez should be cut
Look into it
Holy fuck Sean
>>144700384>Its just cerealgrains are slop literally fed to slavesgladiators would eat grains/carbs to gain weight and have a protective layer of fat for small cuts
>>144700410Okay but if he's the reverse diddy then he just fucks a lot of famous women.
>>144700418Gladiators were fake fighters and only retards think they were worth anything>carbsContrarian detectedAslong you dont eat it a lot they fine, in fact you need some of them
>>144700418Post body
>>144698866IPAs fuckin suck and taste like piss
>>144700441>you need some of themGluconeogenesis>>144700453>Post bodyI eat carbs so i am a fatty
I will keep eating bread fuck you
>>144698888>descendant of conquerors>Leader is a cuck who raised his wife son>Conquered 70 % empty steppe and deserts >Got Beaten by fucking India>Only Lasted 100 years
>>144700414The cucked one or the raped one?
>>144700382It was a huge fad in fitness for a while, if you're aware of it at all I assume you come from that side of things. Overall as a compound in humans, it's a meme... even at massive doses, it doesn't do shit. It's literally a bug steroid bud I don't know what to tell you.
>>144700481I thought you guys were only allowed tortillas
>>144700481Its fine aslong you dont make it the majority of your diet
>>144700468fat retard
>>144700497That's Nina's leg, Sean gave her a bone contusion
>>144700513>It doesn't do shit You're wrong. >>144700348
>>144700522good. should've hit her harder.
>>144700522Being barefoot is so gayDana should allow shoes back
>>144700539This, Savate's shoes
You literally only need to eat vegetables and meat to survive
>>144700564You can survive on a vegan diet too, doesn't mean it's optimal.
>>144700525It's a meme, you are being sold a fad. Not only that, but you aren't getting anywhere near close to the supplemented (studied) doses by eating your hamster kibble. Stop being a dummy, dude.
>>144700564Heem told me vegetables are le bad
lets take it easy bros
>>144700522Guys...there toes are touching....
>>144700564What about Bud Light the official sponsor of UFC?
>>144700576Are you referring to the study that proved that it works?
>>144700564What about water?
>>144700594Seanbros... it's over.
>>144700604>THE one study Plenty others that say the opposite. You don't know science kid.
>>144700608you get it from meat juice
What the fuck is up dennys
>>144700608You don't eat water you fucking prick
>>144700623finally a decent post, Jesus Christ
>Ecdysteroids have a similar structure to the male hormone testosterone, but there's no evidence that it works like testosterone in humans. People use ecdysteroids for athletic performance, diabetes, and many other purposes, but there is no good scientific evidence to support these uses.>but there is no good scientific evidence to support these uses.>but there is no good scientific evidence to support these uses.>but there is no good scientific evidence to support these uses.>but there is no good scientific evidence to support these uses.>but there is no good scientific evidence to support these uses.
>>144700564Eggs and cheese are necessary
>>144700643
>>144700612>it's not 1-1 testosterone so that means it doesn't work Plenty do not say the opposite, they say it's not testosterone.
brb injecting my bug roids
>>144700630>He doesn't chew his water for proper hydration.Kek
I only eat foods containing red.40
Volkanovski said he has a deal with the UFC to fight for the title next. Thoughts?
>>144700704He'll probably fight for the title in the future
>>144700645
>>144700704volkanovski will never win a fight again
Ingestion is ingestion
>eat your water you faggot
>>144700643Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes the ever reliable McDonald's Presents Google™ known for promoting only the most prestigious and reliable sources that cashola for visibility you FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING retard
>mom can we eat McDonald's?>We have water at home
>study shows evidence something works with real humans >erm, webmd says wrong without linking any sources
I meant to say payola, not cashola
Bet you also think water is flavorless or that it isn't wet.
>>144700414Sean has good kicks but he never fucking uses themLike his wrestling
>eat the fucking water
How come I’m allowed to drink milk form some cow but not Nina drama?
Vancouver has the best water in the world. I literaly turn on my kitchen tap and drink ice cold moutain water straight form that bitch so what the fuck is up?
>>144700793Actually that'd be Finland. And the retard point? Yeah that goes to you.
>>144700781Sean is good at everything, he just chooses to fight in the least efficient way possible.
>>144700733>Ingestion is ingestionDebatable
>>144700799
>>144700803Debate it.
Prime Volk is the 2nd greatest fighter to ever grace MMA
>>144700801It's the most efficient for him when you consider he's deathly scared of his glass chin getting heemed and aware he has no real power in his hands
>>144700826lngestion has an L at the beginningingestion has an i
>>144700793uhh there's bugs in the mountains b enjoy you're bug water
>>144700869Flase, dricus said he has a beast of a chin.
So flukas takes 2 months off just to get hair surgery? Thats it?
sean is great at fighting for us fucking guys
>>144700873
one body shot
>>144700920AAAGHHH MY NUTS
>>144700920four leg kicks
heem heem heem heem heem heem heemheemnana phone
>>144700920
finna try zyn for the first time I'm low key scared bros
i love him so much bros
>>144701023why
>>144701023My grandpa works at swedish match and likes to put arsenic in some of the zyn bottles. Rooting for you!
>>144698996>>144699080why does this drug addict homosexual always act tough online. that's like the most pussy thing you can do
do you think darren till hawk tuah'd on khamzat's thang?
Who is going to be the next american champion?
>>144701103idk but i think you're incurably gay as fuck for having the type of genetic construction that led you to one day weld together this thought in the hollow portions of your skull
>>144701111Arman Tsarukyan
CHIWIWIS
>>144701126what does it say about you that you're in the same general as me?
>>144701103Fraid so
>>144701139not a lot. i use it for its intended purpose (fight talk). you use it as a halfway house for your mentally ill condition because you clearly have nowhere else to gofavorite fight on tomorrow's card?
What do you think the composition of Wanderlei Silvas brain is now?
Ilia topuria is 5’5 in shoes
>>144701111michael chandler
>>144701149you could go anywhere else to talk about fighting.besides, i'm talking about fighters and wrestling (gay sex).
>>144701045Its been tawlf to be honest. Takeru is a real one fer shure but I fear hell lose to roidtank
public castration ritual
>>144698860Im on Bo Niggal hype train I wont lue
NO GAY JOKES ABOUT THE SPORT WHERE YOU HUMP OTHER MEN
did superbon heem?
>>144701229that manlet eventually got his
>>144701111next american champ in every divisionHW>blaydesLHW>rountreeMW>fluffy (nickal)WW>battleLW>turner (if he stops throwing fights)FW>hollowayBW>mcgheeFLW>carpenter
allen round 1 sub
holy fuck bros this nicotine is wild I can feel lightning in my fingertips
>>144701348man pereira completely melted blindado as a fighter. he hasn't been the same at all since then even though he didn't get KO'd his chin still got cracked and he has 0 confidence in anything now. freaking 45 year old weidman held together by glue and scotch tape somehow heemed himabsolutely brutal story loss for a guy who was honestly really exciting and tanked po atan's offense in exchange for his future durability
>>144701364put 2 in
>>144701423that's what she said
>>144701430who
>>144701423one was hard enough
>>144701439mick "michelle" maynard
>>144701452Try it as a suppository
>>144701479that's what I did b the paper pouch is not easy
what if someone threw up/took a shit in the octagon
the satellites are on balloons and they float. it's that simple.
>>144701495>>144701500they put the shits on balloons and they float. it's that simple.
>>144700152
>>144701500That actually makes a lot of sense
you ever heard twinkle twinkle little star?They wrote it a long time ago. The sun and stars are different, the sun will never twinkle.
there should be balloons of shit floating above the octagon and if you're not working hard enough Herb has a broom and can knock them down on you>*claps* LET'S WORK OR I'LL GET THE BROOM
lucas tracy couldn't resist us for longer than a month and a half
ankalaev got his ass kicked by lucas tracy in sparring and decided he didn't like his chances against pereira, fair enough
The GOAT is back btw https://youtu.be/2D_u7pLUia0
Lets talk about the damage and the long term health issues Gary Goodridge received during his fight at the K-1 World Grand Prix 2005 in Tokyo Final against Glaube Feitosa.
>>144701711this is a lucas tracy discussion general
>>144701664Thank god too. Lucas is our guy.Guru is a fat retard. Rigo is a pedophile. Jesse on fire is on meth. Leftlane is australian.There really is only lucas
Where is my flukas thread
>>144700157Zellhuber won that fight
>>144701854Not according to the criteria
tracy cortez shit talking tcity on twitter. what a bitch
do you think dana will heem me if i upload the entire pride fc catalogue to youtube?
>>144701161Taller guys are more estrogenic therefore more feminine>>144701927>Marrying/Romancing a famous girlWhy would anyone do that ?
>>144701927She's litrchrally not.
>>144701941Yeah but just make it an unlisted playlist and link the boys
>>144701946>>144701969yeah nvm she's shit talking the argi
>>144701784I am my own guy.
>>144701983thats a good idea
>>144702004I hope that shitty weight cut permanently damaged her in some way
>>144702021
Roy Jones Jr < Anthony Pettis < Chris AvillaJose Aldo = Jeremy Stephen < Chris AvillaChris Avilla < Artem LobovLevels.
>>144701983I think jewtube will still find a way to take it down
>>144701500its this but literally. nasa is a huge consoomer of helium.
>>144702140I think it only automates for stuff to demonetize based on violent or pornographic images etc. I believe for a copyright claim it has to be manual.
you can't leave until you eat this bowl of water
>>144698860what is "Bo" short for?
>>144702304Bosley
brendan allen enslaves children including his own fucking daughter to stomp grapes in his wine cellars
>>144702166Yeah I’m pretty sure they have programs that can scan for copyrighted material, but that’s from youtubes side it would be run by the ufc pr agency or content management team so it should only be able to access public vidsOr I could be wrong and we get to see Dana gloat about taking down one yt channel
>>144702304Bogger.
>>144702304body odor
Has there ever been a pinch stoppage in one of those no holds barred promotions?
>>144698860Gay
>>144702304Bonickal
>>144702482Talmbout Barnacles?
>>144702304Bogus
>>144702304Bob
Enters the thread
>>144702626everyone wants to be Gane so bad
>>144702626he does it for me
>One-two, Freddy comes to you
>UFC 311: Makhachev vs. Tsarukyan>UFC 312: Muhammad vs. Rakhmanov>UFC 313: Dvalishvili vs. Nurmagomedov
>>144702705Me when she's fresh from the gym and on the rag.
>>144702726dana will slip colby or volk in there somwhere
UFC 311: Colby vs Cowboy
>>144698909She's unapologetic
>>144702304Bones
shavkat has done nothing to deserve a title shot
>>144703000True he should fight Leon first.
>>144703000>>144703036he finna fight usmeng
>>144701987just saw this on reddit
>>144703000Name a welterweight more deserving
>>144703239JDM
>>144703000When has any of these bums in the history of mma deserved anything
>>144703000>>144703239
>>144703275Merab Dvalishvili
>take your paddle board and go home kook, this spot is mine.SOON
>>144702919>no pussy staini dont want it
Instead of weight classes in wmma they should just do dexa scans to make sure they don't have too much lean mass (roidtrannies). Instead of lean mass, they must have enough ass to compete. Secondly, the rules should change such that the objective of the contest will not be to sub or ko the oppenent. Instead, both women will chug two litres of water an hour before the contest and will not be allowed a bathroom break. As such, the objective of the contest will be to make the other girl piss herself, using their strikes or grappling to force such a scenario. Thirdly, no loose shorts. Light colored spandex shorts only. None of this t-shirt bullshit either. In this way, wmma will become watchable and profitable.
>>144703355haha
>>144703371im serious
>>144703377LOL
>>144703377
How much money do fighters make on DWCS?
>>144703408like 400 bucks
>>144703408
>>14470340812/12 iirc
>>144703408THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BAHT!
>>144703408it's an opportunity
>>144701711Is this the one were he lose some of his teeth?
>>144703459Yo argentina, you’re a real nigga huh?
>>144703408The get Chucky Cheese coins to be used at the Apex
>>144703408They do it for free.
>>14470340810 minutes in the venue at an Apex Fight Night but you must pretend to be one of the fighters relatives
>>144703457
>>144703506
>>144703408I made 5k on a plinko ball last month, still riding high on it
The only real ones on heem are Argentina, Denmark and Me. This is a fact.
im so hungry and eggs wont suffice this time
>It's more over than it's ever been
>>144703577This but if posted by me.
the time is finally right for kevin pee vs michael johnson
>>144703577>Based americhad (me) enters the thread
>>144703591kevin pee? sorry I don't know who that is...oh wait hold on you mean GODvin LEE?? yeah I think he destroys mvpee
I confused michael johnson with mvp ignore my previous post
>>144703623Who's the fat guy to the right of Angle?
I just ate a whole sleeve of saltine crackers.
>>144698866>tfwe know
>>144703666I eat my shit whole
>>144703666honest mistake they all look alike
heeminder: kevin pee will be fighting aldo's translator in mengFC
>>144698866bruh
I'm just starting a 1lb bag of mini marshmallows
>>144702726Peak MMA, at long last
>>144703623France. And to the right of him is xpammy bong (brown)
why do they act like umar is sick when islam is probably 10x better than him?
>>144703482Yeah,I enjoy watching kickboxing more than MMA or boxing,but not by a big margin.
>>144703584His face is so swollen he's been drinking for days
>>144703782Khamzat is the sick one b
>>144703710>Canadian>muzzie>pro-trans marketing>actual mentally ill tranny>stardew valleyYet, the fact that he is drinking IPA's is the gayest part of that post.
>>144703782Islam has never beaten a fighter as good as Sandhagen.
>>144703804You know Islam has beaten Alexander Volkanovski right?
>>144703819Volk almost got submitted by Ortega, who sucks.
>>144703801Stardew Valley is dope.
>>144698878There's some japanese amateur league that does this it's called Breaking Down
>>144703782shit i meant usman
>>144703833
>>144703801Kek. True
>>144703841Bro that’s japans major league. That shit is bigger than Rizin. Mikuru Asakura runs it.
Stardew Valley Update 1.6 is coming to consoles and moblie on November 4th that's right boys we got blue grass dessert festivals even rats selling broccoli maybe even a diraffe check it out November 4th on console and mobile enter promo code Schaub1488 for a free wallpaper
>>144703987>diraffewhats a diraffe
I like mazzy star
>>144704004its those tall africa things with the pedestal tongues
America will have no UFC champions in 49 days.
>>144704031this stuff?
>>144704042yes bappa thats the diraffes
>>144704030ya think rountree likes mazzy star too?
>>1447034085/5I specifically remember this because last year some dude bet his 5k show money on himself to increase his take home (he ended up winning)
>>144704080probably not.
someone take picks so I can get banned
>>144704080only fade into you
>>144703782Ali and javier mendez both say that umar is the best of them all
>>144704100fighters aren't allowed to bet on themselves so you're a liar
>>144703801He’s not muslim. He’s chinese and he lives in vancouver.
>>144704127that's insulting to the rest of those inbred cousinfuckers
>>144704145It might have been 2 years agoIt was definitely before the rule was made.
>>144704122here you go b
alright, im gonna watch oppenheimer
what happened to the russian picksbong
Might go buy some goyslop.
>Khabib Physical freak of nature>IslamPyur Violins meng>UmarProdigy>UsmanUhhhhhh..... Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
>>144704294talmbout starscream?
>>144704294Putin's war gottem
Apparently Brendan Allen and Renato Moicano were forced to give piss and blood samples to the French commission after weighing in. Their French opponents didn’t have to give any samples.
>>144704372The french are notoriously crooked.
>>144704372theyll still get their asses kicked
>>144704372source? sounds like u made it up
>>144704372soft rigging for the local fighter, makes sense since the commission is so new there, so it's probably runned by former kickboxing people which is a shady ass sport.
>>144704294one of his wall rugs fell off on top of him and he got rolled up in it and suffocated and diedtragic in a way
>>144704414https://youtu.be/VgPRl4kYd7w?si=WKzBMNZ956pF2Sj2
How is taking a fighters piss going to affect them on fight dayWere they planning on drinking their piss to rehydrate
>>144704372hon hon hon we need ze piss
>>144704415>runned
>>144704449Are you retarded? You seriously don’t see how fucking with a fighters rehydration might mess them up?
Noooooooo you can't just take the piss my body was going to expel anyways nooooooooooo I need that
>>144704415ching chong
why didn't brendan allen and moicano simply refuse to give blood and piss
cazzies can't into piss retention
>>144704437Damn rip.
>>144704441woah...
every fighter knows that your balls must be filled with piss during the fight to make them resistant to low blows
Fuck the nation of france.
Vive la France!
brap-tuah schaub on that thang
NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S MY FUCKING PISS BRO I NEED THAT MY FUCKING PISAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe - Brendan "All In" Allen
>He has begun rehydration?>Harvest ze piss
Remember when the australians tried to fuck with islams rehydration? He almost got heemed by a manlet. Big peformance detriment
why are you all ignoring the taking blood part
I know this is you, Argie
>>144704610its all in not all out (of pee)
>>144704632They stuck him three times too lolBlatant corruption
>>144701348Dang, he ate a good upper there
>>144704372The French fighters didn't have to because everyone in France has already tasted their blood and piss
stacking the cards in favour of the hometown boys is based
I would simply hook an IV up with more piss if the commission stole my piss
>>144704632just bleed
>>144704657Bro you're from India don't throw rocks in a glass house
Ganebros this was the event for us we could have drugged and drained volkov before the fight...
>>144704695it's don't take schaubs in a schaub house
>>144704673IV’s are banned
>>144704729not my problem
>>144704673quite simple, I'd ask them to return the piss after they're done with it
>>144704703if gayne was on this card he would’ve been fighting jailtonthat’s why gayne isn’t on this card (even though he promised the people of france he would be)
Yeah well i promise the people of france a big fat knuckle sandwich
I have received reports that someone illegally used IVs to redeposit piss into their balls. This is unacceptable and these accusations will be taken with the utmost seriousness. Rest assured, the commission will investigate these claims
if I was on the French commission I would tell Olivi we need her piss as well
wonder if any heemsters died in the hurricane
I've cooked up a great thread
>>144704927one postless minute in their honor
heemrricane
may they rest in peace...
come on lads, lets work, almost there
RIP sweet prince.
>>144705198>>144705198>>144705198
If BSD beats Moicano, we cannot seriously expect Paddy to fight Moicano, since Moicano would be ocming off a loss. So we'll just assume that Paddy would beat Moicano and give Paddy a top 3 opponent or perhaps even a title shot.