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formerly /heem/

News:
Lucas Tracy is back
The French commission forced Allen and Moicano to give blood after they weighed in, didn't demand that of their French opponents
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K-1
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shit thread
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Benis Saint-Denis
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>>144705227
You don't mean that.
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heeminder healthy benoit murders peahead pooyay
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>>144705198
Fuck Dana
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Brandon Schaun
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>>144705249
i mean it wholeheartedly
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>>144705262
Doubt it. Considering how well Poirier did against Islam
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>>144705198
unironically zoomer haircut
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>>144705324
pisslam also had staph + he’s not good
benoit was ragdolling pooyay
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>>144705378
He is a zoomer. Go figure
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>>144705198
Why’d he go through all that
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>>144705198
We don’t watch that crap here.
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>>144705409
Hair transplant apparently
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>frevola underdog
ziam is dogshit what’s going on here
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>>144705488
ehhh its close to even. but yeah i would have expected frevola to be the favorite
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'nuff said.
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you smell that?
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IF YOU SMELL
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>>144705623
'nuff smelled
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>>144705623
my bad
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Heem has been taken over by Asians
Pereira will be heemed
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noo my precious blood and piss!
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>>144705676
>>144705748
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allen will beat dricus
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imagine if he had cared about mma
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Kelal is going to heem Piera. Now the bookies may disagree, but that is a tale as old as time. UFC hypejob project, social media distractions, personal life falling apart. We've seen this story play out many times before. In fact Piera dethroned his predecessor who went through the same cycle, I bring you this. Did Kelal's positive drug test mean anything in the post-USADA era? And what do drug tests mean if the man who tests positive and OWNS those results is rewarded with a title fight. We are simply witnessing the passing of the baton from project to project. Mark my words, in 12 months time Kelal will have his own catchphrase and Piera will be returning from his 12 month recovery break for the rematch.
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>>144705965
Yeah after khamzat cracks his chin
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Somebody tell Dana that nobody is attracted to battered wmma wombs, not even with illegal streaming
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>>144705924
Biggest KWAB moment in MMA
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>>144706189
without wmma we'd have no piss breaks
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>>144706217
piss breaks are just a ploy to steal your piss
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my blood is o negative you better finna pay me for it
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>>144706074
>khamzat
Why would he get a title fight for pulling out again
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>>144706302
you'll have negative blood after I weem it all out of you
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my blood type is hiv+
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>>144706329
negative blood... explain that one einstein
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i have no idea what my blood type is
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>>144706401
positively Gay
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>>144705262
Bilal said himself that the staph is cope
The KO would have happened only at round 4
>>144705381
JDM had staph and he knocked burns on the same night
>first round cope
Lmao
He didnt even take him seriously
At round 2, he was serious and he knocked him
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Jousett and Saint Denis are the only non imports repping france lawl
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>>144706459
Saint Denis is a greek moor
Only Jousset is french
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>>144706458
nafri
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>>144706458
good morning gay boy
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>>144706458
FUCK OFF algeriod
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here comes francegeria with the racial breakdown

bet you cant tell me what bryan battle is
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>>144706489
Saint Denis is French, his lineage has been inside France for over a millennium.
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>>144706492
>>144706495
>>144706514
Keep seething faggots
Its the truth
Look at between the rounds, Poirier and his team realized that BSD isnt on their level
Then he knocked him out
BTW, Benoit himself said that the staph was cope
You going to cope for him now ?
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>>144706535
a chigga
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>>144706549
Look like an iranian/turk
>>144706535
An amerimutt
European and Subsaharan blood mainly
Possibly asian/native blood too
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>>144706535
future champ
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all the algeroids on ONE lost yesterday kwab
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>>144706610
Yes, several frenchmen have darker complexions, they are in the Mediterranean.
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>>144706610
>iranian/turk
hes not that ugly bro. takes more than a dark beard. not sure where a nafri gets off calling native french people "no french" kek
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>>144706689
francegeria is just obsessed with race
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volkanovski isnt macedonian he's actually turkish and portuguese
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frangeria spends so much time breaking down what everyone else is because hes so ashamed of his own ork-like genetic make up, otherwise hed tell us what maghreb state he was slopped out of
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>>144706689
Never talked about attractiveness/beauty
Just the phenotype/origin of looks
>>144706724
Sure you do you swamp goblin
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>>144706717
Half Greek
Half Macedonian (wich is basically slavified greeks overall)
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>>144706749
you die i laugh
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i have green eyes and brown hair what race am i huh
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>>144706765
Both of Volkanovski's parents are from Bitola and Macedonians have 0 Hellenic DNA. He is 100% slavic
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>>144706777
You first
>>144706779
Faggotoid
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Just realized that theres no gayne on the card tomorrow what gives?

Then I realized that not only is his next fight not gonna be the main event.
But that Anthony Smith vs Dominick Reyes and some WMMA is actually the main and co main over gane and Volkov lol...
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>>144706806
>Anthony Smith vs Dominick Reyes and some WMMA is actually the main and co main
Are you retarded?
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>>144706795
>100 % slavic
Sure
Serbs and Croats are barely slavic
Let alone Macedonians
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>>144706806
Pretty sure this is the Jones vs Stipe card.
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>>144706806
The December card doesn’t have a main event announced yet for some reason. I don’t know who could headline it that would make it stand out. Maybe they’re waiting on Pereira to see if he can do it
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>>144706835
yes but I don't see how that's relevant
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>>144706806
gayne promised to be on the paris card, when he found out that means fighting almeida he said:
>oh ho ho non non non!
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bro thinks anthony smith is headlining a ppv
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enters the thread like this
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>>144706944
leaves the thread like this
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CANor
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Conor's first fight post UFC will be against Eddie Alvarez in BKFC, cap it.
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Conor will make his comeback against Arnold Allen
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>>144707011
he either has to heem poofc legally or fight out his contract first
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>>144707056
i'm aware b, they're stalling him for as long as possible though
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>>144706961
kek
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>>144706922
Pretty typical of that fraud. I like how he's fighting Volkov who has 10 losses and he's already beat before..
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>>144707089
>its "tree toimes" not "tharee tayums" maye
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tbqh i'm amazed the goobster hasn't truly lashed out at the poofc yet, he's been fucked out of an insane amount of money
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>>144707145
i think he's been embroiled in too much litigation of his own making. that and he's never sober.
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>>144707195
they started icing him during the coof because he costs too much and they couldn't make up the difference with ticket sales. he doesn't actually have to be sober to fight, i actually think the reason he's drinking so much now is because poofc refuse to book him, he was sober all camp for the chandler fight
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so who had the lowest rhr at riyadh nacho? was it merat's 44?
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ill box yar jarw ein
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live and die, like all humans do.
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wow you're grim today
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DC is right that neither jon nor stipe will fight tom if the other pulls out, but gayne won't fight tom on short notice either

UFC 309: Aspinall vs Almeida
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brazza join halal investments
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hooly dooly i could not care less about heavyweight mma
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>>144707624
what's the matter lil guy?
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Renato Moicano vs. Benoit Saint-Denis
Nassourdine Imavov vs. Brendan Allen
William Gomis vs. Joanderson Brito
Kevin Jousset vs. Bryan Battle
Morgan Charriere vs. Gabriel Miranda
Fares Ziam vs. Matt Frevola
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>>144707635
the matter is that there are three good heavyweights and the rest are fat cans
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>>144707644
Benis
Allen
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Frevola
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>>144707661
>three good heavyweights
name them
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Tom Aspinall will make heavyweight great again.
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>>144707681
jones
aspinall
volkov
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Stipe will heem.
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>>144707621
kek hahahaah what no way
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>>144707710
>jones
you actually rate his win over gayne?
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>>144707773
That shit was hilarious french fraud got subbed in 2 minutes
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>>144707758
watch brazza approved financial podcast
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>>144707773
unfortunately i must rate it, he made him look like a little kid. if you take the names away that fight looked like one of those crazy mismatches on the contender series
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>>144707644
>BENWAH SAWN DE KNEE
>Allen
>Gomis
>Battle
>Charriere
>Frevola
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>>144705981
imagine if your parents cared about you
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>>144707644
BSD
Imavov
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Frevola
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>>144707853
literally kneeless ngubu (walked into a boxing gym off the street at 30) ragdolled gayne for 5 rounds
if you rate jones win over gayne then your opinions are meaningless
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>>144707644
Benoit Saint-Denis
Brendan Allen
Joanderson Brito
Bryan Battle
Morgan Charriere
Matt Frevola
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ooooooh
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volkov is only delaying his inevitable loss(again) against Straightne
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DO NOT KICK ZE LEGS CIWYL IT IZ A TWICK
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ooooh gayne with the most pathetic title fight performance in ufc history
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how fucking funny is it that heem memed ciryl into being a gigabrain 500iq mega genius and it turns out he's the dumbest guy in the sport lmfao
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Ciryl Ganebrandt
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>no one is picking Moicano
moneybros... don't tell me this is it
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>>144707919
i see what you mean and i think we agree in general that heavyweight mma is pathetic
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>>144705584
Not an accomplishment if you have no wrestling to begin with. He has kickboxing only. Had to go to thailand to learn basic muay thai fundamentals after THE johnny wowlker beat the dog shit out of him in the clinch.
Coaches already trying to persuade Pereira to not wrestle KEK
Likely will get wrestlefucked easily by Alex and all cazzies will be saying "HOLY HECKIN FLIP NEW LEGENDARY LE FIGHTER: ALEXOV PEREIRAMEDOV!!"
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>>144708039
no clue why anyone would boy this bum, lol
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>>144708133
no gayne is pathetic
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>>144708130
oh fuck I just rewatched that part when Jalin drops him and fucks off, really memoryholed that one, it's so over
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>>144707644
Benwaaah Sandy Dennis
Imavovovov
Brito MY BOY
Bryan Bottle
Chairerre
Frevolta
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Ailin “Hotwife” Perez
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GDS and he’s not even fighting this weekend.
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Gane will always be fighting the pedophilia allegations so in a way he fights every weekend
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SCHAUBSCHAUBSCHAUBSCHAUB
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I have heard that Benoit Saint Denis is killing some retarded chimpanzilian today
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>>144708292
because he has failed himself and his people
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THICCC BOY SQUAD
THICCC BOY NATION
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Moicano has a mean rnc
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is it true that Topuria is injured?
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>>144708594
no I made it up
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>>144707644
Benoit Saint-Denis
Brendan Allen
Joanderson Brito
Bryan Battle
Gabriel Miranda
Matt Frevola

The frenchman stands alone.
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You got the question please dont ask then
It puts the lotion in the basket
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You say bigger's better but bigger's bigger
White boy dressed up as a
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too many fat niggas in the HW division, grim
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The Sphere was a life-changing experience for me. Yes, I'd put it above seeing Rey meet Skywalker, or even Stark disintegrating Thanos. Heck, I'd even put it above seeing my wife with her favourite bull. It was THAT good. I've bought so much UFC-Sphere merch!
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Umm guys... Why the fuck is pereiras coach in the free masons
Why they niqqas ain't hidin no mo
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>>144708594
>that fucked up from just a little more than a round with flushed Volk
I still haven't heard a reason why he beats Max
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THE the free masons?
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>>144709107
my grandfather was a mason. pretty sure it's just a dudes club down here
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>>144709174
>>144709202
4real? Did he throw some gang signs?
Its pretty weird desu
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why pay for the mason when you can get them for free?
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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Khalil Rountree also in some fucking weird cult and also throws some triangle gang signs
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>>144709305
hello
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>>144709242
nope, but maybe grandpa was just a chump and Plinio is a Great-Grand Wizard or whatever
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>>144709338
gayest title fight in the history of mma
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>>144709360
Yeah
Was grandpa hiding it? Was he rich? Did he leave some memorabilia related to masonry?
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>>144709430
>was he hiding it?
no, grandma would talk very freely about it
>rich
no, in fact one of the few things I heard about it is how they would help each other on hard times
>stuff
not that I know of, but now I'm a bit interested, I'm gonna inquire about it some
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Hilarious seeing people get upset over mcgregors latest cocaine stream. The guy is having a blast
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>>144709242
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>>144709430
freemasonry really isn't that interesting or crazy, normal people go there to larp
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>>144707644
Moicano
Imavov
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Frevola
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>>144707644
Saint Denis
Imavov
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Ziam
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>>144709476
Umm I kinda feel masons sent to you make me goon n coom
Not gonna get me, nice tits tho
>>144709531
Ain't nobody normal go to the high ranked lodges
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>>144707644
BSD
Imavov
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Frevola
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Spicy pick of the night: Frevola to KO that jawa Ziam.
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are pickles gut for the gut microbiome?
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>>144709338
Gives weird vibes that nigga
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QAnonier finna expose Kh*lil, Poatan's manager, and all the SPOOKS.
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Nick Diaz suffers the most in this world because he is a good person
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>>144707644
BSD
Imavov
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Frevola
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>THIS time!
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Everyone is picking frevola but he actually sucks
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>>144709729
I will never pick someone named Fares Ziam
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>>144709729
Ziam is objectively worse than Frevola, he's shit, and he's appalling to look at
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>>144709729
he's a bit shit but he heems and ziam is a point fighty poof with no heem power
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>>144707644
Benoit Saint-Denis
Nassourdine Imavov
William Gomis
Bryan Battle
Gabriel Miranda
Matt Frevola
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>>144708594
There is always a backup fighter, cazzie nufag. Fighter can announce it or not.
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>guru's pre-coping about moicano's upcoming loss
lol
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>>144709776
I know faggot I just wanted to ask if it's true and showcase the implication: if Topuria is injured then Lopes fights Max
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>>144709768
>he picks fighters on how attractive he finds them

>>144709769
Fartola will be pitter pattered I fear
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>>144707967
gane won that shit
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>>144707644
Benoit
Imavov
Brito
Jousset
Miranda
Ziam
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>>144709729
yeah reminds me of that time when I picked him thinking he was jdm and he got HEEMED by bds
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>>144707644
Benoit Saint-Denis
Nassourdine Imavov
Bryan Battle
Joanderson Brito
Morgan Charriere
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>>144709783
It's official because demanded the spot from dana and at the conference dana said 'sure he can have whatever he wants'. So I think this one is more of a favor to Diego for the ufc 303 and Noche.
I'd guess intelpedo will drop the news if someone actually does get injured. He did say diego v ortega was gonna move weight classes and then that Dan Ige was going to fight him before they were announced.
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volkanoivski gets knocked out by topuria or he gets knocked out by lopes what does it really matter
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>>144709874
This niÖÖa picked Jousset LMAOOOOOO
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>im the real champ

SOON
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>>144709664
Ye but he got better in fighting
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Mociano by heem tappy, frevola by tko
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>cancel all blacks
What does he mean by this?
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>>144709962
Moicano taps to strikes? Sounds about right.
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>>144709968
I promise you, BSD is a hypejob when it comes to grappling
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>>144709941
gotta pick a native, bruv
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>>144709973
could be but he's winning by KO
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>>144709338
They say they aren’t a cult and they have the dictionary on their side
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>>144707644
BDS
Imam
Joanne
Fattle
Char
Ziam
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>>144709462
Is it super entertaining? I'll find it if so
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>>144710022
Call it whatever you will, paying to learn spiritual shit and getting higher on some imaginable scale does sound a bit like scientology at best like a pyramid scheme
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>I'm not impressed with your performance
What do ?
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>>144710081
What do? Do you. You who? You too. What? When.
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>>144710101
Congratulations,you lost
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>>144709242
eeeerm brazilians are white? what the heck
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>>144710081
>I'm not imp-ACK!!!!!!!!
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>>144710107
You lost? Too Lot. Distraught? All is naught.
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>>144710112
Johnny walker saved you from the burkinabi occupation and now you're disrespecting his people...
Pos
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>>144710048
I’m just fucking around. It is a cult. But they have a Samurai LARP course (just 600 bucks for a whole weekend!). Damn… That’s how they get them.
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>>144710133
إذا ترجمة هذه الجملة
أمك أكبر عاهرة
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>Conor McGregor has his sights on a UFC welterweight title fight against Belal Muhammad.
WE're BACK baby . 5 rounds january 21st MGM grand.
Belal will get so much money he might rebuild gaza
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>>144710161
Your mother is the biggest whore? No wonder she's so adored. Did she adore you? No can do.
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>Ummmmm Conor is LITERALLY never fighting again
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>>144710190
The UFC is saved.
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>20 win streak
Gina cerrano is clearly heer
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>>144707644
BSD
IMAVOV
BRITO
JOUSSET
CHARRIERE
FREVOLA
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>>144710217
Gina Carano is the hottest sheemer pre-Alexa Grasso
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>>144707644
Benoit Saint-Denis
Nassourdine Imavov
Joanderson Brito
Bryan Battle
Morgan Charriere
Matt Frevola
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>>144710256
Stop replying to me you schizo liberian cunt
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>>144710140
>But they have a Samurai LARP course
Kek hope our boy yiri don't fall for it
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>>144710285
hey kyle
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>>144710287
wut, brazza i am real boy not vpn boy
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>>144710328
big fan of getting called MMA guru on the internet but unfortunately I am not as rich as that fat cunt
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>enters
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>>144710139
what can i say except i'm deeply sorry
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>>144710411
>gets heemed
>leaves
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>>144707644
BDS
Allen
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Frevola
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>>144709696
>and the time before last
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Moicano for president.
>>>/wsg/5689976
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Judo beats BJJ
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>roy jones jr vs pettis was an actual fight
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>ente-
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>>144710560
Volk prob does that to his wife's diarrhea sadly
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>>144710630
Brian Poor-Gay-Guy
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>chael sonnen vs anderson silva 3 was an actual fight
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>>144710707
based
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>>144710707
this webm would win you a fraud lawsuit over the promoter
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>>144710707
The most brutal exhibition in the history of gladiation. Thank GAETHJE (God) I was alive to witness this clashing of titans..........
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>>144710730
>this webm w-ACK!!!
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>>144710743
chael's wife wanted a new kitchen
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>>144710779
Idk, like 3
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>>144710779
Jon Jones/10
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>>144710779
10 out of 10, 15 out of 15, 20 out of 20, but only 98 out of 100
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Who is the champion with the least aura?
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>>144710779
It all started to go downhill ever since jizzy hired the spiritual conman coach.
>Floating around the pool with a snorkel will make you a better mma fighter. It's the le secret of life!
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>>144710884
i’ll show you some secrets dickhead

*heems you*
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>>144710217
Henry cavill was all up in them guts
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>>144710411
Drunk fuck.
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still think about that moreish friday fight 81.
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>>144710961
we didn't watch that crap
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Enters the thread
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>>144705290
Schaub Heil!
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You now remember Anthony Johnson saying to jbj maybe in the next life...
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The Grand Faggot's Circus, also known as UFC, prelims will begin at 5bong bongtime, which is to say, 4 bong 40 bing from now. We will gather here shortly before the event begins. As always, special invitations are extended to virgins, friendless losers, donks, and autists. You are not allowed to bring a guest, because it would make the majority whom have no guest to bring feel awkward and even sadder.
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>>144710881
Least aura? That's a good question, let's see.
Alexandre Pantoja: little aura
Merab Dvalishvili: ok aura
Ilia Topuria: ok aura
Islam Makhachev: ok aura
Belal Muhammad: little aura
Dricus Du Plessis: big aura
Alex Pereira: gargantuan aura
Jon Jones: the most aura
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grand doesn't start with a u
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>>144711176
You could’ve said Ultimate Faggot’s Circus so it’s still UFC, but whatever
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/heem/ /heem/ /heem/... It's another glorious day, another fight night. A fight night with 4 interesting fights at that! More than 307 coming up. Not bad for a 14 fight card.
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>>144710707
No it wasn't.
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>>144707644
Saint-Denis
Imavov
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Frevola
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>>144707644
Saint-Penis
Allen
Brito
Battle
Miranda
Frevola
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>>144705198
En el camaro endemoniado, tu sabes que estoy armado
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>>144707644
>Moicano
>Imavov
>BRito
>Batte
>Miranda
>Ziam
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>>144711269
shit card honestly at least its euro time
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>>144711560
why are your filenames always jumbled words?
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Benito Santo Pene heema
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>>144711633
none of your mfn business
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>>144711646
pssstt someone likes you...
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>>144711646
someone’s a moody judy today…
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Anyone else looking forward to the card today?

don't like the french though
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>>144711662
o///o
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>>144711633
roddit has severe assburgers
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>>144711683
Wait this is a euro card? Starts at euro time?
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>>144711703
Omfg finally a card I can actually watch
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They should do every card at euro times. Midday heems can't be beat and I can be in bed by 10
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>>144711703
>>144711715
indeed indeed
I only realised yesterday

>>144711723
I like late night heems desu, it has a comfy aura
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>UK PPV main card starts at 3am
>France fight night card starts at 6pm
Dana hates the Brits bro
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>>144711727
late night as in midnight yeah, nothing comfy about being awake at 5AM
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>>144711746
Dana has to sell PPVs to Americans
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>>144707644
BSD
the fake brazza
Brito
Battle
Morgan
Frevola
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Going to make lots of money today bros
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>>144711746
We are willing lapdogs of the Americans. I personally, as a British man, value American cum above all else. It's the best!
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>>144711784
On?
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>>144711773
no middle east cards are on at 3AM
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>>144711723
Based opinion
God bless you
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>>144711816
Greyhound racing and UFC
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Darya might be the best bet on this card, Ailin looked terrible at the weigh-ins, there's no reason for her to be such a big favourite.
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>>144711842
She shakes her ass for all the world to see, even her son.
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>>144711888
Should I bet on Darya winning and the fight going the distance? Seems like easy money but WMMA can be unexpecting sometimes.
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>>144711821
Offset by them paying the UFC to host events there
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>>144711888
How would you feel if your mum did that? People in this world never fail to amaze me with the level of their vile ways of life
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>>144711913
You should never bet on wmma or mma in general
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No, you cannot have authority to demand my urine or harvest my blood on demand. UGH, I know, I know-you just cant have any.! EVER!
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>>144711968
look how proud he is
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>>144711727
I wouldn't define having your eyes bloodshot at 6am comfy
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It's an atrocity. She needs her skin cooked off by radiation poisoning and tied to a termite colony live on video. Nothing more evil than a woman dancing after they have had fh
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>>144712147
Yeah let's apploud a mother who twerks in front of her child and let's cheer her on while other man slap her ass like it's nothing
Truly amazing parenthood
Pretty sure I saw her naked pics as well
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>>144712116
It starts at 1:30 AM for us; rarely do I get to feel what the bongers feel every weekend. It's not bad though; I just wish I had someone to text while I stay up all night; it gets pretty boring in between fights.
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>>144712191
>it gets pretty boring in between fights.
thats when you drink
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She danced?? AND HAD GIVEN BEDORE??

FLAY THE WHORE! Flay her skin and cast here into a put of rot and feces!!
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>>144712226
This but unironically.
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>>144712191
>I just wish I had someone to text while I stay up all night
/heem/...?
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>>144712213
Too expensive over here, we get taxed like crazy on alcohol and tobaco.
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>>144712191
I literally post here if the fight is boring
That's why there are threads
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>>144712226
OK I get it
You fishin for you's
Here is one
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>>144712267
I meant drink petrol
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>>144712291
hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahaha
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>>144712226
Yes.
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>>144712291
It'd be cheaper to buy alcohol.
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>>144712072
He's uncomfortable, I've never even seen a 3 year old express that emotion. It would be crazy if chick services that ran in and snatched him and then ran out again, leaving everyone bewildered
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>>144712266
None of you are worth having conversations with.
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My wife is expecting our third. We already have a son (firstborn) and daughter. Please send your thoughts and prayers that I have another son.
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>1st round lightweight tournament
>semis and finals of the bantamweight tournament
>no international stream
>no free abema stream
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>>144712186
Yep, asshole and everything. And guess who's going to be shown this pictures in a few years (hint, he always wears a black and white Shirt, it's his favourite one)
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Thanks idc about your 3rd world optinions though. You can fuck off with your subhuman dumb fuckery.
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>>144712411
dubs and your son troons out
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>>144712450
HA! Suck my dick bitch!
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What those Palestinian Children and infants experienced is nothing compared to the horror of any poor boy unfortinste enough tol know moms have sxx sometimes too.
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>>144712411
I’ll heem your children while you watch helplessly
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>>144712497
Just don't overlap with a card b
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>>144712411
Dubs and all your children will grow up to be successful and well-adjusted adults that'll carry on your legacy for generations to come.
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>>144712411
sent
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>>144712495
>t.
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>>144712459
rerolling
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>>144712552
Dubs and my son defeats your son for the BMF belt at UFC 508
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>>144712602
dubs and your son does this >>144712538
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>>144712411
Dubs and your children become the bane of humanity
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I think I'll get a quick nap in before the fights start so that I have a little extra energy to last me through the night.
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>>144712411
Dubs and your children will become the savior of mankind
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>>144712648
Bro has no energy when people invented meth and cocaine its 2024 bro take advantage of technology stop living in the dark ages
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>>144712674
hes sleepy from all the petrol he drunk earlier
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>>144712674
rumble keeping pallets of bigen in the back
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>>144707644
Saint Denis
Allen
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Ziam
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>BSD chins Moicano (like everyone does)
>Imavov melts Allen (like what has happened 6 different times now)
>Everyone already has a cope preloaded
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>>144712291
Hehe don't be rama rama
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>>144712411
Wish you a healthy and a smart little heemer
God bless you and ur senpai
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>>144712116
Depends how you approach it
For good cards have a nap before and a nap after and you're good without too much sleep schedule damage.
For shit cards yeah it's dogshit but who's staying up till 6 for a shit card?
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>>144712748
I don't disagree with your statements
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He manifested it
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It's crazy that Tom had to fight at 3am for a belt while in his home country but this french card with one ranked fighter is local time.
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>>144713039
It was 11 PM in vegas
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>>144713070
Didn't ask.
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>>144713039
That's because Dana hates the english
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>>144713200
But he speaks english?
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>>144712411
dubs and pakibong streams his suicide
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>>144713039
Whats crazy is that heemsters still dont understand why that happened
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>>144713532
Why'd it happen?
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>>144713565
I'm not going to spoonfeed you.
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>>144713583
lol
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>>144713039
This is not a paper view
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>>144713443
He speaks a the english language yes, but it doesn't mean he can't hate the people. Just look at the irish.
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>>144707644
Money Moicano
"All in" Allen
Brito
Battle
Morgan
Ziam
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>>144713614
Look at me instead
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>>144713565
The card was supposed to be in salt lake, and the tv deal with espn was already done. The location of the card changed but the timing couldnt be changed
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>>144707644
moicano
allen
brito
battle
charriere
frevola
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>>144713660
A man displaced in time
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>>144713642
look at this melvin!
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>>144713660
Holy mother of drip
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>>144713642
That makes sense. I mean, for people to think that was gonna be the norm for all international PPV's now you'd have to be retarded, so it's only natural something went wrong with that specific card.
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>>144713675
Hey. Look at me
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>>144707644
Benwah Sandy Knees Allen Brito Battle Charriere Steamrolla
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I look through you and you look through me because that's how people look nowadays, through.
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>>144714019
Just shut the actual fuck up for once
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>>144714009
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>>144707644
BSD
Allen
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Frevola
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>>144714089
https://youtu.be/QALYLgC7x-I?si=qfL5VdSS83IU_xgq
https://youtu.be/LgUYQtFUOSc?si=GNnykEMf1wRFgyjR
https://youtu.be/tgNaAR20eoE?si=eAaJe84Hapqb50bA
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She's shitting everywhere Joe!
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>>144713660
His lower half is typical current teenage girl fashion, what a no Brian dumb cunt
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Crazy how gaza got levelled and now lebanon is getting ground to dust and khamzhat and khabib arent saying shit
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PFL are really outdoing themselves today. Feast your eyes on this for a main, and co-main.
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>>144714235
is it bad that i got a semi watching this?
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>>144707644
Money Moic
Imavov
Brito
Bryan Battle
Morgan Charriere
Frevola
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>>144714277
They post an insta story with broken heart and praying hands emojis every few days
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30 bongs?
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>>144714382
1 bing and 30 bongs
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>>144714337
Natan levy won
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is it over?
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>>144714077
No, never. But endeavor.
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>>144714152
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>>144714402
fuck me meng it's over
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GSP really had the most GOATed corner of all time
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should I go out and get beer and finna start drinking at noon?
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>>144714667
Dunno. Hope this helps
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>>144714667
only if you are going to continue drinking into the night
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>>144714382
Ooh shit, wassup? You back in serious world? What's your conclusion on Italy?
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>>144714667
Absolutely
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>>144707644
Moicano
Allen
Brito
Battle
Charrière
Frevola
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>>144710951
Could have any girl but only choose meh
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>>144714667
Couple of ciders and some books brazza
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>>144713695
Exactly
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>>144707644
>Benoit
>Ballin
>Brito
>Jousset
>Morgan
>Frfr Ziam
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Year of the Fighter: Brendan Schaub. A UFC Fight Pass original production.
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>>144714667
Alcohol is poison
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1 more hour and you finna fight nigga
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>>144714288
THE Roger Huerta? He was a beast of a peach in 2007.
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>>144707644
Moicano
Allen
Brito
Battle
Charriere
Ziam
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>>144714698
I was mostly looking for digits I feel like dodging 666 by one post is a sign
>>144714734
if I start I don't stop
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>>144715111
YA SUM BUZZ AT PARTIES
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>Dvalililishili blocked Nurmagomedov
kwab who would have guessed that this guy is such a slurper?
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>>144715407
I coulda told you that two years ago and nobody would have dishagreed but now he has a bunch of bandwagon faggots slurping him nonstop.
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>>144715407
>p-pls listen to me!
pathetic
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>>144715407
>who would have guessed that this guy is such a slurper?
have you watched his fights?
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merab wants to fight umar so bad that the first fighters he suggests to fight are figgy and sean
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>>144707644
Benoit Saint-Denis
Brendan Allen
Joanderson Brito
Bryan Battle
Morgan Charriere
Matt Frevola
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>Je sais, quand il le faut, quitter la peau du lion pour prendre celle du renard.

SOON
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*ducks u*
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>>144715580
fig deserves the shot more than bumar
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>>144715580
If figgy beats Yan he should be next. If Umar... yeah umar not finna fight. He can wait till figgy has his turn.
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Figgy deserves the title shot he beat Shito Vera!!!!!
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>>144715631
what is that hairline?
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Mrab didn't want to fight Yan because he hated him so much, turned out to be his best performance.
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half of fight card regulars are going to show up at 4pm so enjoy this while you can
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>>144715685
>zeems male pattern baldness
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we had an uneventful decision against the division's staple gatekeeping journeyman, give him the title now
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>>144715742
uhh before that he had a lay and pray decision against a short notice WHO bum coming off of a win streak in Kazakh street beefs.
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Yan is going to piece up Figgy and win 30-27, 29-28x2
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>>144715685
The Florida Coastline
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Yan is going to piece up Figgy and lose 30-27, 29-28x2
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Umar inbredomedov doesn't deserve a shot but he'll get it and lose
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moicano and bsd are trading blows, no defense by either fighter, this is insane
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Merab is just mad because he had to graft for a title shot, whereas fazzas plan has placed Umar at the feet of greatness
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and abubakar, the furtive nurmagomedov, so easily forgotten
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>>144715631
Why did you use photoshop to drench his lips in watermelon
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get your heem snacks ready
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>>144715631
iphone notch lookin ahh hairline
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hapwatermelon.jpg
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>>144715894
I would be mad too. All these dagis have to do is offer their bamholes to the sheiks and they don't ever have to work or do anything, it's all paid for. On top of that the poofc also gives them preferential treatment.

Merab was born on the wrong side of the cliff so that meant he had to be a carpenter in the northeast while trying to make it, and even when he got to the poofc, had to fight the who's who until his shot was so undeniable that he forced the promoter's hand for his shot. He has every right to be an angry little goblin.
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moicano is a chinlet, but so is bsd
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>>144715997
I been doing that to all my pics of the "native french" fighters this week you are the first person to point it out.
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can any of you do me a favour and tell Dana to start the card an hour later please
can't watch atm

thanks
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>>144716059
neither of them hit hard enough for it to be a factor
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>Le succès ne s'explique pas. L'échec ne s'excuse pas.

BIENTÔT
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>>144716098
neither of them will be getting much farther in the division after this fight
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>>144716064
Racism is a superpower
>>
>CRAP WATCHING
WE DON'T.
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Cory Sandhagen has never fought for an undisputed title, because he has lost four (4) title eliminator
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UFC IS STARTING VERY SOON
REMEMBER ITS IN FAGRANCE TODAY
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Cory Sandhagen? More like Cory Sandbagen lmao
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>>144716232
>>144716232
>>144716232
>>
what time do le prelims start monsieurs?
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>>144716418
literally just started
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>>144715640
>why does it have to be (comparable wrestler)
>why can't it be (relatively easier match up)
lol i get it but he said he was finally able to quit his job so I think he really wants to hold onto the belt which just tells me he's shit at handling money
>>
>>144716059
BSD got his chin cracked by Poirier and had an unbelievable ammount of damage received



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