old >>144702707
What kind of person likes one of these teams?
Multi thread seething
doyers
I’m actually male.
>>144706507gaylanta make ya seethe?
Still not a playoff team.
I didn't "become a girl". I've always been one, regardless of my private parts.
I cannot even imagine seething at being called gay. What are you, homophobic?
3 run lead is preserved
gg oaklandbrosMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>What's the deal with the Tigers?
>>144706557beating the sacramento a's is like winning a world series for reddit mariners fans
>>144706542those testicles are female and the whole thread knows it
>>144706545seething about it is gay. it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
FUCK THE PADRES! GO TEAM HOLOLIVE!
threadlong tigers fan here, world series is ours.
So why is Skenes with Livvy? Why not get a hot girl who isn't an e-girl?
>>144706569M A R I N E R S
How does the absolute worst division in the league sends 3 (almost 4) teams to the playoffs
>>144706601Farming wins off the white sox
Chadres clinched Home advantage! Thanks Broo croo nord for helping us, can always rely on you.
>>144706601the AL is a joke league
>>144706601Pooston is the only one going to the offs and only because someone had to make it.
stFd!!!
>>144706596He likes his orange spray tan kisses
call your sons call your daughterscall your friends call your neighbors
>>144706640oh no ya dont
>>144706640jackass prick!!!
>>144706615>Imagine getting swept at home against the Barves
>haven't watched baseball in a decade>put on the white sox game in the 5th inning to witness history>go clean some dishes and cook>expect it to be the 7th inning>game is overI guess the pitch clock works?
>>144706690this was my favorite LDS from last year.
>remembering I was a retarded kid who thought it was important to bring my glove to the stadium to catch a foul ball
whatever happened to bananaball poster? i just realized he's been missing for months
cannae believe that mlb is just ok with the athletics and white sox making a mockery of their sport
>>144706743athletics aren't even that bad of a team. what are you talking about?
>>144706740He was dealt with.
lets bring back a championship to the city of gaylanta!
>>144706740I will give you exactly one guess on what happened
>>144706740I swear I saw a banana ball post a few weeks ago, maybe the season ended...who knows
>>144706740Hope he’s dead
>>144706732https://youtu.be/dvNxixovHDk?si=d18yR2POVPyI1SOw
>>144706740permabanned for offtopic shitposting. we’re all next.
>>144706775were you at pride week? this is a picture of me
Flyover chads how are we feeling?Detoilet and KC in the play offs woooooooooooooo
Why does Jerry Reinsdorf continue to exist?
Gay braves
>>144706732Every time I'm at a game and I see some dude catch a foul ball with his glove I always think "damn, it was finally worth lugging that glove around all these years".
>>144706832we call em centralbros around these parts
>>144706852You look like such a fag though. Ive caight a couple balls at games you just need to sit in the right section and pay attention
>>144706569>freakin got em!
>>144706886this but without the meme arrow
Casey Schmitt!!!! Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!!!111
>>144706874I don't bring a glove, I just think it's funny seeing guys who do and knowing they've most likely been carrying it to games for years or decades.
No...NOO!!!!!
Heliot FAGmos...take the backwards K...
sit the FUCK down!!!!!!!!new franchise record 49 saves. let's get 50 tomorrow or two days from now
>>144706832Title town. Nothing new.
>phillies entering postseason without a 2 sigma pitching staffgonna be a bloodbath
>>144706293That was real? I thought it was bullshit.
>proves WAR to be a junk metric
>>144707022>will still have 0 post season wins after the nlds exit
>SWISHA>HOUSE
>>144707022Course he hates WAR, because of the implication
>>144706686>https://youtu.be/6P40_kd-mS8?si=vptD2byr_9JvovV6I don't believe you.
>>144706596>why are famous vapid retards into each otherthe great mystery
Ngh ugh
>>144707088skenes isn't vapid. seems chill from the interviews I have seen. you are right about the blonde harlot though.
>>144707022I could heem him easily
>>144707061I GOT THE INTERNET GOIN NUTS
I wanna fuck the 2hu girls
>>144707114nothing wrong her either, just dumb and lucky. life is unfair.
>>144707043theyre going all the way unlike the fraudkees
>>144707134Mating press with Koakuma.
>>144707022>30sWhat the fuck? This has to be a warm up, r-right?
>>144707166AHAHAHAHA
>>144706442
>>144707192probably some warm up. Why does he even have dumbells at the field?
hey guys I skipped the whole season and now I'm ready for the playoffs. we made it right braves bros?
>>144707022WAR is just (((analytic))) lies to convince you that Mike Trout was a superstar
>>144707207>106 losses to wild cardThat's a lie. And you know it.
Your updated bracket
>>144706442Love to chooop anyways go Bravies
>>144707228Damn, bro. You look comfy as shit. Also you are a cat.
>>144707207What’s a Japanese SB, is that like when you steal a base while having a tiny penis?
>>144707251tell me more
>>144707257stolen base
I miss this little nigga so much
>>144707257>Storen BeisuIts the same thing but weebs need their own metrics
>>144707149who said there was something wrong with being a famous vapid retard?
>>144707269while having a tiny penis* sorry accidentally clicked post
>>144707279they should have changed their name to Cleveland Baseball Team and kept the logo
>For Ohtani to wrap up the first Triple Crown in the sport since 2012, he’s going to need to catch the Padres’ Luis Arraez in batting average.>Arraez, who came into Friday’s games with a .312 average, now stands at .314 after going 3-for-5 in the Padres' win over the D-backs. Ohtani, on the other hand, was at .305. But after a 4-for-5 night, Ohtani’s batting average is now .309, putting him within striking distance with two games left in the regular season.
Kek-em
>>144707252Now that we clinched home advantage, it's probably best that tomorrow is a BP game, maybe call up some scrubs from el paso? No need to play a meaningful game, Boys can finally rest. I'm super excited right now!
>>144707285she gets shit on here pretty hard. I get the reason, but it seems a little too excessive to me.
>>144707331idk i just don’t respect being jailbait all that much i guess
>>144707331That’s my girl dog, who was talkin shit on her???
>>144707374>eating kibblengmi
>>144707331most of Livvy Dunne's haters are women seething that guys like her.
>>144707403no I am a guy and a massive livvy hater
>>144707252Aren't the Snakes .5 games ahead of the Mets and Barfs?
>>144707374You just KNOW…
>>144707450ask mlb.com>https://www.mlb.com/news/mlb-playoff-picture-and-bracket-2024says it's updated through all relevant games today
>>144707374>so dogpilled she eats from the same bowlhonestly kinda hot
>>144707450>>144707462but here
>>144707462Mlb once again showing their East Coast Bias
>>144707450nah bc mets and Braves have an extra game to play against each other
>>144707252>Astros Yankees CS incomingIts like poetry it rhymes
forgot pic
mets feel like the only team that have to fight for a playoff spotmust be nice to clinch a wild card with 85 wins or clinch a division with 87 wins
>>144707490arizona may have 2 free wins upcoming
>>144707261source?
>>144707535a simple google search
>play 162 games>choke in a handful of games at the endbraves bros.. not again.
>>144707551Why don’t you explain to the rest of the class what you think that means
>>144707529I want to see Sean Reynolds and or Alek Jacob pitch. Hoping to see more Lockridge, can't believe we stole him from Yanks.
Alright /mlb/ which team has the worst fans?
>>144707022What does this post mean? Are you saying Ohtani ISN'T the best player in the NL?
we're almost there... a world series...>>144707567how about no, i will not hold your hand or anyone else's hand
>>144707573Obviously the Dodgers. Yankees have some good fans to go with their hoards of bad ones. Doyer fans have no redeeming qualities.
>>144707573Dodgers have a Sailor Moon poster here now, and vtuber spam that isn't porn. Ohtani wank, but I also do think that's cool. It's also the fucking Dodgers. Yeah, Dodgers by far. Who else posts so abhorrently?
>>144707576And the house of cards becomes dust in the wind.
>>144707572i wonder what shildt’s gonns do with suarez i don’t think rest is gonna fix him
>>144707576also, i don't get how this pitching rotation is going to work if yamamoto needs 6 days of rest
>>144707576seems premature to me to announce the rotation already but what do I know
>>144707576The world series is Tigers vs Padres.All that matters is being hot and having good pitching.
>>144707573Dodgers weebpost, post annoying vertical ohtanibomb shit, were talking shit about the As yesterday. Fuck the doyers.
>>144707602He threw some change up today, he was a bit shakey but ump God kinda bailed him out. I'd say work in progress, still think Estrada should be our official closer instead. I perfer Suarez in thr BP anyways.
>>144707576>Dave Roberts flexes his team's Achilles Heel for other teams to salivate over
>>144707576>we're almost there...a world series...>with that rotation walker will be the new kershaw, cap it. also>flaherty being an aceyoure gonna find out why he was mid on the tardinals. Whole rotation screams implosion incoming because once yamamoto is figured out dodgers are 100% fucked.
>>144707615>implying yamamoto will have more than 1 start in the postseason
But I'm female
>>144707639yeah the changeup stood out. he waited til the 2nd ab after like 6 fouled off fastballs, and they were kinda wonky. like he’l doesn’t look too confident with it
yamamoto is glass
>>144707665if only we had glassman and stone still.........
cool pic
In his last 3 starts Yamamotorolla has thrown a combined 11 innings.
>>144707623His will shall be done. This is my likely outcomeOrioles vs Padres (said this beginning of season)Tigers Vs Padres rematch up or Yanks rematch up revengeOr Astros vs Padres Royals vs Padres would be quite weird, so would a Indians vs Padres WS. Would probably be coo.
>>14470769456 bases > 57 manfred bases
>>144707694This is very disrespectful in Japanese culture. Doyers are shameless.
>>144707665tell us something everyone already didn't know shit for brains
>>144707678Padres went 3-7 today, RISP and walks by BP been an issue. I'm sure once they rest up, they'll clean their act. Morejon I probably won't trust, he does good and then he chokes on a 2 out inning. Yuki I haven't seen pitched, tomorrow game should easily be stressed free now. Perhaps we can call up Crismatt?
>>144707576it's over
Doggies so fucked, if they don't sweep the NLDS they're going to have to bullpen a game and start Jack on short rest. Not going to look good for the rest of the run even if they get through
>>144707717I'm female
>>144707734>it is the last out of the world series to win the chip>the los angeles dodgers unexpectedly announce shohei ohtani to come out of the bullpen>one of two things1. a reenactment of the wbc2. a blown save
teehee
>>14470770457/61>>>>>56/70
Girl here
>>144707816no way!!!
>>144707770They will do this because they are desperate and it will be embarrassing.
triple crown watch
>>144707787>57/61are you sure about that?
>>144707848why are some X’d out
>>144707770Will probably be the stupidest possible scenario. Although very likely that Ohtani will at least come out of the pen for one series or another, seeing how the pitching staff is pushing him to throw in warmups. Just an injury waiting to happen, and the biggest fuck up of this Doggies era if that does happen
>>144707770>it is the last out of game 5 of the NLDS and ohtani blows the save
>>144707867i presume because this image was made earlier today
>>144707830Yes way
>>144707848I am way too stupid to understand this graph
>>144707911for ohtani to get the title, arraez has to miss this many at-bats
what's really hilarious is how the poodres tried to rebrand themselves as the chadres and thought they were going to win the NL West. they even thought they were going to do it by winning the last series in LA against a depleted Dodgers rotation before they got their asses kicked and sent to the wildcard round. lmao poodres
>>144707921I don't think you need a graph for that. Wouldn't just saying the number be easier to understand?
>>144707949some individuals disseminate information in different ways
>>144707576No Kershaw?
>>144707931this is hilarioushttps://twitter.com/DodgersNation/status/1839547506054639865
>>144707964bro is still on the injury list with his bone spur
:(
>>144707864most obvious rigging in mlb history
>>144707964What is Kershaw's playoff era if you remove 2020 (which we should)? Is it over 5? Could it be as high as 7?
>>144707982
>>144707965still makes me kek
>>144707949no. you have to list each possible outcome
>>1447079944.49 including 2020 (which we should) in 194.1(!!!) IP
>>144707949did you graduate high school?
>>144707965>>144707931Somehow more rent free than the Giants winning 3 ws
>>144707994>(which we should)Does WWS have what it takes to surpass CIDF posting???
>>144707787you ran away like a little bitch when confronted with evidence
>>144707931Maybe next time we won't be swept by the Rockies and angels. Really thought we had a chance, I'd doubt Rockies was gonna help us Anyways seeing the score today. Oh well, next season let's try to win the division!
>>144707874game 3*
>>144708076I ignored you as one should with all mouth breathers
>>144707949>Nigga don’t know how an XY axis workspick a batting outcome for each guy and where they meet is who wins the triple crown ya dumbfuck
>>144708104batting title lol fuck* now I’m retarded
Which we should
>>144708049>Almost 5 including 2020, his fluke best run in a fluke season that should have just been respectfully cancelled.Oh shit its probably over 7. I can't find a site that lets me remove 2020
>>144707965san diego loves the dodgersbros… i don’t feel so good
>>144708122.69 in 2013 in 13 IP for starters. look at his bref page. compare him to anyone with even a 50 IP sample size if you're actually trying to make a point and you'll quickly realize you don't have a clue as to what you're talking about.
Late but doyers won that gamegg rox
>>144708156I don't have a clue about what I'm talking about and its why I asked. I also think you meant 2.69 genius. Btw, since no one helped I did find the answer, if you remove 2020 he is 5.86, not as bad as I thought.
>>144707576So basically it's all on the offense not to shit the bed like they did last seasonGot it
>>144706743Rob Manfred was the one who orchestrated it
>>144708191FUCK you!!!
>>144708294Love you too anon!!!!
>>144708191might be the last game they win all year
>>144708312Still got two regular season games left buddySave that for Sunday
>>144708310sit on my DICK!!!
>>144707587>>144707594>>144707626rent fucking free
>>144708310somD!!!
>>144708337>>144708351I wish Nagatoro would SOMD
>>144708325pretty sure they're not going to try at all the rest of the serieslose out/phillies win out? great, you're on the easier half of the bracketlose out/phillies don't win out? great, you're the one seed wow!literally no reason to try
https://twitter.com/DodgersNation/status/1839531774864507352
>Phillies only have 3 viable starters for the playoffsIs it over?
>>144708374ranger and taijuan tip their caps to you ser
>>144708310stFd!!! somD!!!
>>144708366Good point, wouldn't mind getting home field advantage in a potential NLCS with the Phightins either way. Philly is always a tough place to play in October
If I were a major league pitcher I would simply get batters out and not give up runs
big cock /hoc/
small dick /cric/
>>144708406>>144708423>>144701647
padres fan here, I'm gay
Do players from teams like Seattle and Minnesota really care about narrowly missing the playoffs? Extra week plus of vacation, maybe even an extra month of vacation. Seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.
>>144708431Is it really as autistic as people say? I don’t watch hockey
>>144708214mb thought you were trolling though .69 is correct though it was in 1 series. he was over 6 the next series. also looked at Bumgardner and his era is just over 2 in about 100 innings though about 50 of those innings was in that one unbelievable season and he did that all in essentially 4 years. So, I was way off on that.
>>144707573IRL Doyers fans are terrible. On /mlb/ it’s Seattle and the Mets
>>144708447I'm not sure, I don't really browse /hoc/
/mlb/ is for frens
>>144708487Slides my hard penis slowly against yours
/mlb/ is for autism
Big cock? >>>/hoc/Small dick? >>>/cric/
I have no friends and my family is visibly ashamed of me, braves fan if that matters
I'm a girl
>>144708523killed me the first time that was posted
>>144708523this is FAKE NEWS!!!! Take this down NOW!!!!!!
>>144708104>>Nigga don’t know how an XY axis worksOkay but I am XX so what's your point ?
hello ladies
>>144708539yeah I remember that thread
>>144708544>can’t do math not surprised then
>>144707573Yankees and Dodgers. The playoffs would've been better without these perennial chokers
>>144708560Sighhh
>>144708523Someone put a stop to this guy
What is the cubs magic number?
>>144708629Cubs won
>>14470862917 (minutes of rain)
Yankees are the Kings of the WorldThe kings of the worldThe Kings of the WorldOhhhhYes, Yankees are Kings of the Worrr-ldThe World Series Champs!*Taxis honking in the background*
>>144707573Dodgers love to chirp alot, that's for sure. Even in /mlb/. Dodgers nation X page is filled with "OMG THIS IS PADRES WS RN" "LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT" "RENT FREE" not even Padres content creator fans are safe from Dodgers fans. Half of them donate text to Padres creator saying "HAHA MADRES THAT'S WHAT'S IN" Yes bitch, I know we don't have a world series ring, don't be crying for shit once we win it all (Hoping)
Mfh..ngh...i need it...deep,,
Mfh..ngh...i need it...deep,, (Hoping)
>>144708372So if Yamamoto gets lit up in game one, Miguel Rojas gets dfa'd?
>>144708685Holy shit!!!! Holy fucking SHIT!!!!! We thought you died!!!!!!!!nice to see you are safe tho
>>144708702you're all right with me 2hu
>>144707576Why does Roberts hate winning in the playoffs so much?
Yankees deserved to be cursed for 54 years before they win their 28th ring.Dodgers will fail as many World Series winning only one just like the 90s Braves.Simple as.
>>144708658The guys who run dodgersnation are total idiots, one of their reporters took the "ohtani to the blue jays" baithttps://dodgersnation.com/shohei-ohtani-to-sign-with-toronto-blue-jays-over-los-angeles-dodgers-sources/2023/12/08/
>>144708712Ngh...almost... bit off more than i could chew... Thanks for your kind words,,
The asspiss is getting extreme bros
What a Chadhttps://youtube.com/shorts/cohgXFY2Oy8?si=epg_tR7l_N6TPWvk
>>144708743Their comments section give me a brain aneurysm, I don't know who would gloat worse, Dodgers fan, Yankees fans or Phillies fan. My bet is Dodgers fans, they'll probably nonstop bring it up around Padres content creator pages, irl would be worse. I shudder to imagine.
>>144708703no... not miggy ro...
>>144707294We need the faggotbacks to do us all a favor and shut Arraez down in these next two games. Stop letting him go 3-for-5
>>144708982>We
>>144708982i played kelly's prop today for over 4 strikes and him getting lit up in the first inning did not have it looking good. ultimately he ended up with 6 ks so all is well
>>144707626>the A's Who?
>>144708658Padres fans are the worst solely because of all of your god awful posting
>>144707694Seems a little disrespectful to Ichiro
>>144709012be honestwhy do you seethe so much here?
>>144709012As shit as 2poo is he does not compare to how annoying doyerfags are
>>144709047Who's seething? My Dodgers won again and I'm feeling great. I just don't like the autistic Padres fan or his queer ass posts
>>144709073you're just a salty loser without backup. you're every bit as bad, if not worse, when there's blood in the water. stfu.
Is there a more soulless chant than >Let's go [team name/city]come up with something new, literally every team does that.
>>144709109I’m not 2poo or a poodres fag retardYou faggots are annoying
>>144709138you're likely a faggotback or vagiant. all you do is lurk and whine and wait to pounce. you're every bit the piece of shit you'd like to believe everyone else is. again, stfu.
>>144707573You really have to ask? It's obviously the Dodgers. I honestly prefer Yankee fans over them these days they're that annoying.
>>144709109>>144709138>>144709156Ladies ladies. Let's keep it calm and have lesbian sex
>>144707594>vtuber spam that isn't pornSomething you wanna share anon?
>>144709220this snooty self-righteousness will not fly
144709138
It's cute how you're all acting like Dodger fans are the worst when 2 days ago you were all jumping up and down bragging about Padres winning 1 (one) singular game
>>144707594But I rarely post
Bryan Stow
What's the most kino WS matchup possible?
>>144709268Bryan Stowned
>>144709251we eat way more shit here than any other team which is to be expected and that's fine. don't cry about the blowback though.
>>144709271Me and ur mum lel
>>144709238Sorry
Im agitated because I haven’t gotten any dick lately
Goodnight /mlb/ros
>>144709221That I like porn? Yeah retard, I like porn. If you're gonna spam shit I don't watch you could at least make it hot.
You hate the dodgers? I wanna kick your ass.
>>144709362Please don't hurt me, I'm a woman
mookie just wants to podcasthttps://youtu.be/jo45fuwPVtg
>>144709346you're right my bad
>>144709503did you catch a 10-minute break also?
>>144709511no
>>144709271Tigers Vs Padres rematch up sounds something Manfraud would Greenlight if Yankees and Doyers shat the bed again in playoffs.
>>144709271Unironically Yankees Dodgers, but there's no fucking way. MVP vs MVP is always cool but super rare. I can't name the last time that even happened.
>>144709564kek
>>144709271Cleveland/San DiegoEither long championship drought ends or a team wins its first ever.
>>144709280you should put your name as The Seetheryou're softer than soft dogshit fucking pussy ass bitch
>>144710187what are you talking about?
>>144710252Yukkuri shiteitte ne!
>>144710335I think I see. I'm a Doyer. I was agreeing with Sweden but it sounds like I was a Poodre clapping back at probably?
>>144709644Literally no one would watch that boring ass match up. Do you want baseball to die?
>>144709271Same fagging, if the mets do make it, I wouldn't mind a Mets/Royals rematch
>>144709271Tigers/Dodgers
We need nu tho
Tarik Skubal has locked up the AL triple crown
