early laugh at New 88land edition
Yank Flags OutYFOTest Nations OnlyTNO
>we've been even worse than that, 18 timeskek
>>144730246Fuck you, Paki. We go where we want.
Don't think a country (e*glel) that's never even made a WTC final can laugh at peeweeland
>the WTC and The Hundred. name 2 more bussin' events fr you can't famalam
G'day lads.
>>144730669this is what I imagine Zachy looks like
>>144730912pretty accurate tobeelitehonestwithyoucobba
>so low test he can't grow a beardhowling
Miss warnie so much lads you have no idea.
Bibi may not be Hindu but he knows the teachings of The Mahabharata
whatever happened to warnie btw? remember he was doing commentary for a while but i haven't heard from him in years. although i have been watching a lot less cricket so maybe that's why
>>144731445too many laxatives
>>144730246eyes off our sport thirdie
poo pealand
grim. what other sports do NZ even have? besides rugby (still ok in ttha but aren't even world champs now)
Good morning sirs Can't wait for rain to wash away another day leading it to draw
>>144731920Sailing
>>144732544Yeah? Is there some Indian rain god I can pray to make this happen?
>>144731920Loosest women in the world
You ever wonder what downie pussy feels like? You think its better? I have a feeling its probably way better but I can't quite explain why I think this.
>>144732788Careful it might rain shit instead
>>144732837Zachy could tell you what downie dick feels like
>>144732788Indra, supreme god according to Rigveda >Praying without doing our intended duty Ngmi
>>144732993What is the needful?
>>144731920high jump
>>144732836I've got some bad news for you about american women
>>144731445too many ladyboys
Nobody with a head as small as Mitchell stantner is to be trusted Utter peanut brain Bean head
>>144736415The head on his shoulders or the head on his penis? You never know with you flaming homosexuals
Marlon brando, Pocahontas and me
Bouldering in Bordeaux
>>144736727>>144736748>New Zealand will attempt to perform the world’s largest haka at Eden Park next Sunday.>The current record was set by the French in 2014 with 4028 participants.Go do a haka or something lmao, ya poof.
Bumdering in Bumdeaux
Wull Phullups?
I wonder if New Zealand feel any sense of remorse for wasting people's time today
Maharashi swim shorts weather today
>>144730199
think I'll ask someone to film me doing weighted chin-ups next time i'm in gym and upload it to the 'tube to dunk on the normies
show it to zachy b, that'll get him riled up quite nicely
Leaves Turn Inside YouImaginal DiskRust Never SleepsAll 9/10
absolute scenes when patel/o'rourke bat the entire fifth day to win a famous draw
would only be possible if Sri Lanka didn't have a bowler who has solved the arcane art of left arm Orthodox spin
Even then it wouldn't be possible but yeah I see what you're getting at. He's pretty good.
going to learn French
>>144733024It's beyond correction You didn't break the 2nd biggest defeat right?
Peiris is elite tooWhere is the utter brainlet who said cricket in Sri Lanka was dead Will never die
France is pengCan see why my Welsh (French) grandfather was a French philosophy lecturer
Just need it to get ever so slightly warmer Could be a game changer
oh I see we lost
Player of the series: left arm spinHe has become indistinguishable from the art itself
>A Guinness World Record for the largest haka has officially been set tonight at Auckland’s Eden Park.>Thousands of Kiwis and tourists flocked to the Mount Eden stadium in a bid to break the previous record held by the French since 2014.>The attempt occurred shortly after 8pm tonight and was led in by a performance by Six60.>Guinness World Record adjudicator Brian Sobel, who travelled from Sydney to attend the attempt, told the crowd around 8.30pm while the official total haka number was still being counted, he could say they had “comfortably surpassed” the previous record.
prabath has set the Guinness world record for left arm spin
Open heart, old clichéTwo kids in a new town, babyIs it my turn? Small-time fameBang-bang and a happy ending
£566 AND A MAHARASHI RAIN COAT£566 AND A MAHARASHI RAIN COAT
galle normality status: restored the true Karachi
prabath is the 20mm max hangs of left arm spin
>>144737829imagine being french right now
>>144737795>>144737852>>144737937good posts
imagine being inside a french milf right now
NAMBIDEEEEE NINNAAAAAA PAAAADAAAAAAA
Imagine how good we'd be at cricket if we actually cared
Just want an 8 month long IPL season
what does IPL mean?
reminder bard's coat mogged certain man'sbard also isn't a sneaky little poll rigger
Don't rate bards coat at all Very neeky and straight
India, Promised Land
Tunnel vision sounds very Donedon Basically charli xcx if she had a good song
Last day of the last round of county matches for the 2024 season:>Division OneDurham v Kent https://youtu.be/-dGtRY-FsKgEssex v Surreyhttps://youtu.be/Q46aqGI9JdwNottinghamshire v Warwickshire https://youtu.be/R5-0Bw52d9QWorcestershire v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/6g1VHHP5lKA>Division Two Leicestershire v Derbyshire https://youtu.be/c2tOKHQn1_MSussex v Middlesexhttps://youtu.be/DPnsCo34Ir4Yorkshire v Northamptonshirehttps://youtu.be/7SaaiTKoMHY
Bought a bottle of real wine
Boris Johnson: I planned to invade the Netherlands during Covid
lel he typed it all out again but included a selfie of him doing so this time
>>144710104Highlights of day three of the last round of matches:>Division OneDURHAM 360.v KENT 96/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cg785r72el7ohttps://youtu.be/p5IOze0t63UESSEX 508/8dec.v SURREY 30/1.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/crm2v7wzl4rohttps://youtu.be/XzJRhygBDRINOTTS 487.v WARWICKSHIRE 143/4.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c98ywlx3737ohttps://youtu.be/HGgN_gsVjtkSOMERSET 136. & 180. v HAMPSHIRE 196. & 121/5.>Hampshire win by 5 wickets and finish second.https://youtu.be/1mah1leeoVkWORCESTERSHIRE 180. & 0/0.v LANCASHIRE 177.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/crkd60kp5jxohttps://youtu.be/BAd0zlhGmgo>Division TwoGLAMORGAN 381/4dec. v GLOUCESTERSHIRE 189.>Glamorgan wins by 192 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckg063k11veohttps://youtu.be/l4TpjrcyekELEICESTERSHIRE 264/8.v DERBYSHIREhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4g58xqj5e7ohttps://youtu.be/qNTP7vxvxCMSUSSEX 112/2.v MIDDLESEX 271.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1e8lwenywdohttps://youtu.be/NLig-JThBWMYORKSHIRE 371/2. v NORTHAMPTONSHIRE 147.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3rl9q5j2wrohttps://youtu.be/lZXUONp5aswThank you for posting yesterday anon
>only Hindus and jews have a matrabhoomi>only cucktians and mudslimes have ever burnt down librariesReally makes one think
absolutely nothing on at the cinema AGAIN ffssick of it
>>144738302Why are you trying to be me?
uk talkshows could never>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJafmetJwyk
Messina hembry is Ipswich's crowning achievement
>>144738363he likes to think he's hip but put a protagonist in from the lower classes and he gets completely filtered lol
oi zachy what's the bouldering scene in france like? have you had a look at any of the gyms? Climbing District Bastille has a 4.9 rating
So not true
Hard to disagree with Zachy on this onehttps://vocaroo.com/12ij6aoLywLS
>>144738453in 1789 maybe iykwim haha
>>144738453I don't know I didn't bring my tenaya osaiFeel like a week off is probably not a bad idea, wouldn't take a week off unless forced to by holiday. So I see it as unwittingly being forced to take rest that it is good It's probably good they love it here
>>144738499kek remember when he tried to pretend this was someone else
>ptetend
spacky really doing this frog vpn into the ground
>ODI on>no one watching
>haven't been on /cric/ since the t20 wc>check in for the odi series decider>nobody is even watching it
starc working on the jude law school of hair loss
>>144738499sounds like nigel thornberry innit
we became a The Hundred and Bouldering general in mid 2023
>>144738547you dont like blog posting like a faggot or something?
ynr zachary 'bouldering is tied with test cricket' bowenwhat a mong
retard salt
>VPN on>AFP, ASIO, and DSD watching
>>144738586>>144738602no but Steven May
Test cricket is more of a spectacle. More of an impressive event Actually doing bouldering is less boring than watching test cricket tho
>>144738547>haven't been in the cricket general since a thing that isn't cricket>now I'm back looking for a thing that isn't crickethave you tried the non-cricket generals?
Essex has taken three wickets today and I’ve missed them.
when will arry brook go through puberty?
kek no ones watching the odi cricket is such a sad sport
I can do 23 chin ups
Didnt Marlon Brando become 20 stone in France I can see why
>>144738829>>144738841Who the fuck are you?
no danger of that happening to you ol toothpick mate, unless you eat every croissant in the land
based 6 pull ups max fatty laptoppy lad
aka ol bingo wings
Who is coming FONT borough followed by porterhouse in December?
>>144738867>>144738875You need your head punched in you arrogant prick
arrogant fucking arsehole
There is nothing more French than test cricket
im watching the game begrudgingly, prob just gonna demote it to the second monitor and have a fap
>muh pull upsbet you do your bicep curls with the toilet roll tube lol
remember that time smoth disgraced himself and the country and was banned from ever holding a leadership role again? haha!
i can quite easily do 20 pull ups but i'm only 79kg so im not elevating as much as you fat fucks
>literally heeming Australia in the Ashes>nobody caresnice s(poo)rt
cricket is such a dead sport
le lob it outside offstump and hope for the best without any actual skill caveman bottling another eye test I see
Could probably pull myself up to the top of a v5, which is more than a certain man can say
does ol bingo wings seriously just sit at his laptop, eat and do bicep curlsbicep curls isn't an exercise
dear oh dear it happened again? another instance of NZ getting whitewashed in a test series
A v5 in Auckland is a v2 in Sheffield Not even joking
Good to see zachy spends his holiday in France just posting nonsense on /cric/
>bicep curls isn't an exercise
Wait so this whole time we've all been laughing at him for not being able to do a v5, it turns out he actually can't even do a v2???Holy shit, lmao
you'd probably be better at bouldering if you spent a bit more time actually bouldering and less time posting absolute crap in /cric/
/cric/ a*glo shitters still mentally disintegrated by the Soul Limbo Affair
>gets btfo for months by V5>so mentally cooked he runs off to francelmao
got the fat neek clique absolutely seething lads
one bard lidl blog is worth every zachy post ITT so far
reckon I few of youse could benefit from understanding the volumes spoken when saying nothing
we're winning in the cricket btw
>>144739041t.6 pulls ups max
Why do convicts always choke a lead?
I don't care. I hate that I know all this shite about V2, V3 etc levels and your reddit gyms in Yorkshire because you never fucking shut up with the same 3 posts. Take all that bollocks with you to /cg/ and don't come back
>>144739043based brainlet with a weird accent
>>144739165Bouldering is closer to cricket than boundary slop Literally proven by AI
>>144739165the gimmick has been going for about 4 months too long, shame that theres still lads in /cric/ that entertain the nonsense
>convict captaincy
at the /cric/ meetup we chase zacky down, strip him naked and hogpile him
>>144739196it was old at the end of last cricket season, I can not believe I come back after the footy and he is STILL at it with the same shithard to believe it's not a bot so relentless is the drivel
>>144739165this is the postzachy's shit at bouldering anyway so you'd think the novelty would have worn off a bit
>mong smith
Rittenhouse Rye, bloody good drop
DEAR OH DEAR THE WHEELS ARE FALLING OFF FOR ENGLAND HERE FASTER THAN ZACHY FALLS OFF A WALL OF PLASTIC KNOBS
>e*glel
obviously I'm shit at bouldering because I have only been doing it for 18 months will I be shit forever? Nope, definitely not
Business idea:Don't poolapse when the run rate is already really high
do you know how shit people who have been playing tennis for 18 months are at tennis it's like that
>I-I'll somehow become elite when I'm 42sad cope
welsh people simply aren't good at sport generallythey can be ok at rugby at times I guess but cricket, bouldering and everything else? genetically jeet tier
I actually will tho lolOld men are good climbers One of the reason why it is incredibly based because people send their best in like their 40s
why is the weird midget jumping around like that?
ive been playing golf for 18 months and im an 11 handicap
>>144739413desu I probably do get my naturally broad shoulders from my swiss-german/anglo mum more than my Welsh dad
>golf>a sport
mad how much you diss your mum's ancestry matebit unsavoury actually
just ignore this attention seeking cunt for fuck sake, i know its hard because you just wanna tell him what a psmathetic loser he is but just dont give him what he wants
>englelLel
I am not a loserVast over simplicitation
I mean Simplification Wonder what that word is in French Probably about the same
conversational french will be another v6
Turns out it is exactly the same word
>>144739606V6 overhang will fall this year
YOU'RE FUCKING GONEGET THE FUCK OFF THE PITDCH
Do you hear the people sing?
DEAR OH DEAR ENGLAND FOLK?!?! RUOK CHAMPS?!?!?
headGOD
Henry Zeffman, Bard, ____
biggest neeks in the UK
>a*glo shitterball
just need t-heady to smack out an 103(46)* and I'll be happy
bouldering is so gay. go outside and lead climb some ROCK faggot.
going through these beers like bowen's going through excuses
don't like heights. Don't like ropeI will go Bouldering outside tho
ANOTHER ONEANOTHER ONEANOTHER ONE
they're actually finna rain haka this TROUNCING.
too many runs
Travis Head has solved offspin like Prabath Jayasuriya has solved left-arm spin
GONEAre Australia's chances of winning the story
rashid always carries
>300+OK GG we're done
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF YOU ARAB TERRORIST CUNTBACK TO THE FUCKING FALLAFEL STAND YOU BEARDED CUNT
family some how managed to only go out for like an hour and now they are crowding the accommodation again sometimes being able to have a beer by yourself is a good thing
would have thought they have would managed the afternoon at least
God I love living alone
we saw the oven photo matewe know you've gone to france with some mystery man. no shame in it these days
yeah prob should have batted the overs but quite a good effort by the tail there desugoing to be a difficult chase for ausgaylia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9epgeOL2DY
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13895039/Boris-Beckers-love-match-photos-tennis-star-tie-knot-time-stunning-Portofino-wedding.htmlMy God he has elite taste in women
>boundary sloppa played over a day and across one innings >cricket pick one and only one
psst..heyyy la.. get dis ...it's pretty good ;)))>cArse>cArse run>run cArse runya¿ get it ??? hahaaaAahhaaaaAaaa
first reply itt
>he missed out on that>went for 4>excellent work (by the fielder)>went for 4quality commentary
>>144740305kekkkKkbut LUFF me falafel nglpair it with some freshly baked zattar bread and taboulicoRRRR
>fat>can't stop thinking about food>>144741181
might do a good 'ol homemade 'za post latermight not x
bloody hungy moite omad hits ya off the chain innit
>Jacks to Head>Head comes
CARM AWN OZDRAYLEEA SCAR SUM FARKEN RUNS
>steve shitFRAUD
porterhouse in 15 minutes champ
why would england try and cheat a wicket there?
Just score the runs really fast. Easy.
ausbros...
>manure game about to start>a*glo shitters suddenly disappear
There is a town in Nouvelle-Aquitaine
Where can I get a tripel karmeliet in this dead arse town
Australia putting themselves under huge pressure from their run scoring. They really need to slow down and be more prudent
dumb alchy
>About as Tripel as Tripel gets. Pretty much the definition of what you want this beer to taste like. Poured from a glass bottle into a teku glass. Heavy starch white head about 2 finger widths. Pleasant banana bread, biscuits, and lightly toasted malt on the nose. The flavor is sweet, fruity, and refreshing yet bold. At around 8.4% abv this is a very smooth offering. Just the definition of a good Belgian tripel.
if it was a type of edible lining from the stomachs of various farm animals it'd be tripe iykwim haha
>>144742057kkeeKKKEeekkAaKk queem QUEEM hahaaa x
Did they move Marnus down the batting lineup?
If I were an alchy I would be drunk now
alchy bmahasahi ale coat
englel gonna bring on the covers before the 20th over lmao
practically hurricane conditions out there now, very dangerous for the players. best take them off
>drinks breakLmao e*glel are shameless
leave the maharashi rain coat out of this
>>144742342them's the rules mate. can't do nowt about it can we
bard is funny with money
>>144742379no but Steven May
is time wasting within the spirit of the game?
>boot changeWow e*glel are truly scum
That foot looks really bad. Get the physio out there
nah you're an alchy because you make it the main part of your personalike you're on holiday and just going around looking for a drink and it doesn't sound like you've done much else, then you'll seethe when others make an itinerary doing physical activities etc.
>nah you're an alchy because you make it the main part of your persona>like you're on holiday and just going around looking for a drink and it doesn't sound like you've done much else, then you'll seethe when others make an itinerary doing physical activities etc.
How else will a*glo shitters delay the game? Thinking they might ask adil to phone up one of his cousins and do a little stabby attack on the crowd
the virgin deletes his post and reposts because of a trivial errorThe Chad Doesn't Care About Any Typos Or Grammer Mistakes
>Thinking they might ask adilno but aldi may
she's about to go in fellas x
fuck bristol, fuck london, fuck all that gay fuck island of queers and FUCK DUCKWORTH-LEWIS
nice soî 'za for the most soî poster
>>144742797picrel iykwim haha
>>144742857>>144742836tabla x
>>144742836he's not zachy retard
>schedule game for 29th September >surprised when it rainsIn fucking Bristol as well
the cuckworth-lewis trophy
state of poo peeland LOL
>>144743264:DDDDD
>>144743264is mendis like the nguyen of sri lanka?
>>144743264>>144743287rare flags
zach........... the................................ spack
laptop lover...the 6 pull ups..max mong..hasn't seen his bicep vein in his life from the perpetual carb bloat
Is it over?
>>144743742The English season? Yes. Longest ever season since the start of the County Championship, earliest start and latest end to a season.
Resuming in 20 minutes if it doesn't rain again
the early morning monday spin
>>144743478Zachy theSpacky thePaki
>>144743881t.6 pull ups max
the virgin wordleThe Chad Minute Cryptic
your whole arm is the size of a normal BMI person's (i.e. me) bicep vein lmao
>>144743845interesting. did the duration effect the quality? were a lot of games lost from rain etc?
They call him six pull-ups Max
Ireland vs Saffers
do people in australia still walk with a full cricket kit after the raygun debacle or has she ruined that too?
>>144744208I have massive guns you hilariously fat bastard Don't reply to me again until you can do 15 pull ups you offensively inactive fat cunt
What is cricket about
I know what it's not about Boundaries
>>144743946yh, we know you can only manage that much ol’ toothpick arms
>>144744367tekcirc
>>144744225Yes. 7 of the 9 this week ended in draws and the first couple of weeks saw lots of draws.
I will be back in 5 days to check if anyone answered me.
>>144744367Its a philosophy
I will not recognise Australia's fraudulent win by DLS
frankly I am disgusted that noble Egyptian businessman Mohamed Al-Fayed would be slighted like this after his death!
Why did I have it in my head Marlon Brando lived in France?Seems he married a French woman and lived in French Polynesia, but never actually lived in France
>>144744537funny you say that, because I've run the numbers and it says you're a massive poofter
He did speak beautiful French at one point though
Drinking the good wine now
sad that the saffers are shit now
Pour moi, c'est le tennis, le vin rouge, les agriculteurs et le communisme
>massive gunsfunniest part is you probably unironically believe this ahahaha
>>144744552Made his money as a dealbroker for smelly saudis buying br*tish arms
>>144744866>buying br*tish armsdoubtful, I think terrorists want weapons that work
>>144744864t.6 pull ups Max
>>144744937you're so skinny you do press ups under the door
zachy is self measured 5'6 btw.so easily closer to 5'2
not skinny at all you fat retard
being skinny is good for boulderingmeans you're carrying less up innithasn't helped zachy much but still
>>144744925Kek. You can watch the br*ts and camel piss drinkers agreeing to deals with Fayed taking his 10% herehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mayfair_Set
better than you'll ever be fatty
riggeddls is only a hoof thing when it benefits >us
>>144745301actually reckon i'd be on v5 within 2 months if i tried
>>144745248>adam curtisin the case you've actually posted that in ernest, I've got a brain and wish to retain it so won't be partaking.
>>144745372do it then you fat neek show me up at the font borough in December
>Adam Curtis
Ross Adair
>>144745413He's a raging leftist but he has access to the film archives and the footage doesn't lie
>>144745754people lie on camera all the time, and editing can make anything look like anything. you are exactly the kind of ~110IQ dumbo that let that hack become wealthy
Sister lives in Thailand now with her semi-deano boyfriend who I imagine I would get on with extremely well Hope they reproduce and take the heat off me
>>144744367so basically there's this guy that lives in york...
Love York me
>>144745580forgot to say i won't ever do it because i'm not a fan of reddit or reddit hobbies
>>144746386grip strength is unironically the greatest predictor of mortality tho. Do you want to conquer the stars with your boy zachy b?swimming, running, climbing are all primal and only one of them is actually fun
Toby Roberts respects me
>grandad was literally a lecturer in French philosophy >Dadberg can't speak a word
FFO (French Flags Out)
ils disent que les meilleures choses sautent une génération
as a civil servant who finishes work at 3pm there is no excuse for me to not learn French
When I reproduce with Hiba, and send on my elite broad shouldered 150 IQ genes I want to be able to be able to speak French on holiday >When your dad can't speak French in France So cringe
is it possible for these fucks to win (or even draw) a series in england without their aboriginal rain dance meme magic? sick of it
>win MOTM>win MOTS>win fucking everythingfinna love muh boi
moite, they made 100++ runs in the first 10 overs they CRUSHED you
Can't wait to send out some elite athlete half cast sprogs in a few years and make Anglo shitters absolutely seethe
>>144743946>>144744440>he doesn’t deny itHOWLING
interesting to him trying to self-interact with his shitjeet persona now (usually tries to keep them far apart even though they always post at the same time (just a coincidence ;-)))
https://youtu.be/J2z7LXpAX3Q?si=i-MVJbTy-ty_FrZqHoly
Could post a vocaroo of Through My Sails but a*glo shitters are still mentally disintegrated from the Soul Limbo Affair
To be fair Bard is very funny with money You came out better there britjeet ladAlthough I would absolutely dominate you at tennis, fatty
*Juno 106 arpeggio*Now. You might think that getting plowed in the arse by a team of sudanese immigrants maybe considered gay*quick cut to thatcher and reagan shaking hands*but history *unf unf unf unf oof blimey* is perhaps a tad more complicated than *OOR* it once may have been. *ambient NiN track* in this *yes that's it jamalh, and you tyrone, get on my wife this instant!* 27 hour documentary, we'll show *COORRRR yes that's the spot!* that indeed getting rammed in the arse by black bulls is what society actual;y needs.
>NiNsuch a reddit band. bet r/atheism types must love them
yeah nine inch nails are proper shit basically the anti thesis of Prabath Jayasuriya
>leave 9 hours ago, micksperg/zachy just rambling to themselves>return, micksperg/zachy still rambling to themselveshaving a hell of a holiday huh zachy
It might not be for you, but it is for me
Literally me
yes fine book dispensary; one copy of U.S.A by John Dos Passos. I saw it was on special and I wouldn't be *chuckle* passos that deal up!
I am truly my mother's sonFirst voice I ever heard
>>144748138except of course he never keeps them separate. Doesn’t even hide it for a long time.
So glad my grandad is worth 50 million and I'm not funny with moneyIt's time to redistribute Wealth in the best way
Certain man ITC funny with money
Ireland win by 10 runs! go on the fuckin lads Well played.
>lose series v afghanistan>draw series v irelandwhat was south africa trying to say here?
>>144752156*blows vuvuzela*
Reminder If I wanted to get good at this sport It would be over in two weeksBut I don't
I thought South Africa were supposed to be a brainletbash nation now
>>144744537t. won by DLS only days ago
Do you hear the people sing
My uncle is worth like 10 million and he will leave me it because I am one of the good guys
>>144745248>Curtis wanted to engage with the moral ambiguity of figures such as Goldsmith.[2]>Sir James Michael Goldsmith (26 February 1933 – 18 July 1997) was a French-British[1] financier, tycoon[2] and politician who was a member of the Goldsmith family.>His controversial business and finance career led to ongoing clashes with British media, frequently involving litigation or the threat of litigation.>Born in Paris,[3] Goldsmith was the son of luxury hotel tycoon and former Conservative Member of Parliament (MP) Major (((Frank Goldsmith))) and his French wife, Marcelle Mouiller,[4] and younger brother of environmental campaigner (((Edward Goldsmith))). Frank Goldsmith had previously changed the family name from the German Goldschmidt to the English Goldsmith. The Goldschmidts, neighbours and rivals of the Rothschild family, were a wealthy, Frankfurt-based, Jewish family that had been influential in international merchant banking since the 16th century. James's great-grandfather was Benedikt Hayum Goldschmidt, founder of the B.H. Goldschmidt [de] bank and consul to the Grand Duke of Tuscany. James's grandfather was (((Adolphe Benedict Goldschmidt))) (1838–1918), a multi-millionaire who moved to London in 1895.[3]really makes you think
>>144749038
80% of aus posts are mickperg tbf
>>144756102medbedev
>wake up>won>back to bedjej
>>144754967When he dies just say he bummed you and you deserve the money for your trauma. Happened to one of my gfs relatives who said her dad molested her and nobody said shit to stop her. Good luck and godspeed
>>144758149
Trinibago Knight Riders vs Guyana Amazon Warriors
The Nicholas Pooran Show
i need a new pair of shoes guysNO NOT LIKE THAT
Nikhil Purana on FIRE
Lmao paki mooen deliberately missed a catch off paki tahir because paki tahir dropped a dolly off paki mooen bowling the previous over
same old pomsalways time wasting
another scintillating Australian victory
more like new loseland
>ynr all the poms counting their chickens before they hatched after the previous gamelol, lmao even
>>144767652>Racism won't derail our progressno but independence from the Brits will
>not even 30 and i have arthritis It is unironically over for me isn't it lads?How do i become a disability pension neet so i can just rot away while watching cricket?
>not even morning morning toil postszachy has well and truly killed /cric/
>>144768429no but steven may
This is what it looks like when you live under a monarch that cares for his people.
>>144768642>50 sqm shoeboxes where you have to duck your head just to walk aroundno thanks
>>144768642This is what it looks like to live under some corrupt leftist politician that see's you as cattle rather than individual human beings and thinks the good of the state trumps your current individual quality of life.
Baz ball
uh bazballsisters…
just saw Ireland beat SA now as welllmao what happened to this peem?
>>144768642bit steep and pretty bumpy looking, covered in weeds. plus very cloudy>>144768650HOLY clear blue skies! beautiful tony hawk designed skateboarding mecca, windows everywhere to take in the views. flat, smooth roads
>>144768642evil tory vibes>>144768946progressive labour vibes
*whistles Through My Sails*
>>144768642i cant even imagine african immigrants living here
when I first heard that the ICC had cancelled all future Cricket matches worldwide I was annoyed, however after some reflection I think it is the right thing to do, time for this sport (but not this general) to move quietly into the afterlife
>>144768706match fixingSA just cant help but do a bit of cheeky match fixing
>>144768650>It was designed by the architecture firm Lyons Israel Ellis,
>>144768642>>144768650both are shit
Hampshire have been bought by Indians, the Delhi Capitals lot. Disgusting.
Kangloobros what's our approach
>>144769424games gone
reminder to apologise to any dutch flags you see for our collective bullying which led to him leaving /cric/ forever
>>144769525why are us cricket watchers so toxic?
>>144769525just a vpn persona
>>144769525
>>144769525just a bit of banter like pic related innit
nah the dutch lad came back after being bulliedthey don't really partake in the cricketing much so that's probably why he's a rare sighting
>convicts getting chirpy
>>144769424>The deal is solely for control of Hampshire and does not relate to the Hundred or the Southampton-based Southern Brave franchise in any way.Even Indians know how pointless The 16.4 is
>>144769951how did this not win gold?
>>144769938what happened to the brazil guy?
>>144769951anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
the CPL is not a Cricket league so I don't know what you are talking about
>>144768642Yorkshire dales are beautiful as well.
how are you preparing for the Yank century?
>>144771466There was once a hill there, until I heaved my penis down onto it That's not a valley; it's a cock crater
the shivnarine scranderpaul
did you order your arms for sides?
meds on fatty
>dead thread>suddenly posts and gets the response within 2 minsliterally just insulting himself isn't hewhat a schizo
Any streaming links? T20 as well?
>someone is more likely to see and post in thread when it gets bumpedwhew looks like everyone is zachy schizo has cracked another case lads
yeah after consistent hours between each postyou're not still pretending anyone new actually posts here are you
Shoulder pain is not fun
Prove this wrong>pro-tip: You can't
>UKs top civil servant announces resignation Uhhhhhh bardbros???
India are entertaining because they play exciting cricket to try and get a resultNZ are entertaining because they suck so muchAustralia and England are so fucking boring, not sure why anyone would watch them playAbolish the ashes
business idea: annex new zealand constitutionally
ok lil bro lol
>pete rose bets on his own team to win and is banned from baseball and the hall of fame for life>dennis lillee and rod marsh bet on their own team to LOSE (they did lose), and are still considered national heroes???
Day 1 Yak here
Cricket? Never heard of it
>>144782088Australians are cheeky buggers m8Also never been confirmed they match fixedAussies are the only test nation to not have someone be guilty of match fixing
>>144785624there's a very good reason for thatnot gonna spoil it for you i'll let you figure it out on your own
>>144782088>still jealous his granddad was bowled marsh caught lilleeFOWF ausjeet
>>144785662Because Aussies don't match fix beyond padding a tournament with a stacked A side as no other nation could muster a team strong enough to even challenge a stacked national side
Spoiler alert: India wins the test
>>144785874keep trying you'll get it eventually i believe in you
>>144786397Dont think i will m8, match fixing just isnt a word Aussies know much about m8Never needed to partake in it
>mark waugh is an aussie, he wears a baggy hat>when he saw the bookies cash he said I'm having that>shared it out with warnie, they went and had some beers,>and when the ACB found it out the covered it up for yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwh5uy7Q69Q
>taking money for certain match info is match fixing Clearly not match fixing thenCarry on with your cope
my /int/ thread is flying>>>/int/202890326
It begins https://youtu.be/AfCUcgkRekw?si=hca0aIg6PngzmgjC
>>144784969there are no yaks in karnal, try little more north maybe like ladakh
IYKWIM
>>144786986hardly ironman numbers
>>144787362Fuck off and die you prickNobody asked for your input
>13 yo Vaibhav suryavanshi hit a 58 ball hundred against Australia U19 in an unofficial test>13 yoBruh wtf is this shit
>managing to lose a 3 day TestPeak Bungledesh
>>144787550Not even 3 days. Only 30 overs were bowled on the first day.
Fucking hyped for the big bash lads
not cricketplease do the needful and make your containment threads again this year
Fuck kanglus and shame on India for hosting these lying leeching good fer nothing midget lepers whilst Hindus in kangludesh are being persecuted
I need a new team to support and I think India might be the one, feeling good about it
>>144787532he's 15, typical Bihari, he fudged his age. Got caught on social media last year saying he was about to turn 14.Still impressive to score a hundred in u-19 at 15 though.
>>144787814Why not Aussies?
scranning a French taco
>>144787814based indian
>>144787628THUNDERthh th th tH TH THUNDATHUNDAthuNDDER
the UTTAR PRADESH of BUNGLAdesheyequeem haha
yes internet store, one ticket for Megalopolis. what screening time? why wednesday 10:00am of course!
not sure anyone cares about test cricket anymoreThe Hundred dominating all the headlines now
the who?
>>144787814Any team with a Hindu /strongmind/ is a solid choice (kanglus excepted)
>mfw he's awake at 10am
>mfw it's 10pm
When is the next cricket match?
poo
pee
Land
>>144789478Canada Nepal
>>144789478the Ashes isn't on for a while mate
Hey dumb faggots. Are there any streaming links to watch cricket? IPL T20 etc?
>>144790221try this my faggot friendhttps://watch.cricstream.me/
Finally, some actionWatch them back down after one volley
Canada burgling a win over Nepal
Zachy seems like the type of guy with an above average penis. Not huge, but certainly something to be proud of
Zachy seems like the type of guy with a below average penis. Not a micropenis, but certainly something that nags away at his self-worth
working out helps the mind a fuck ton. it's kinda unbelievable
Keir Starmer finna send zach to die for Israel (and that's a good thing)
>one volley and donekek
>>144790259Gay ass link.
can't wait for NZs next golden age after we get through this rebuilding period
one day new zealand will reclaim their glory days of winning the prestigous world test championship
>one day new zealandprefer test match new zealand iykwim haha
Never seen a kiwi I didn't reckon I could one hit KO
You should leave the house maybe
>>144744517Frankly, I could not be more. disappointed.
>>144744311...yh
>>144790221rude
>>144800078I have violent urges to spin jawsI keep myself shut away to keep my power in check
Ok coward. Keep hiding from me then
They call me diamond jaw the unspinnable
How many degrees do they have to rotate for it to be considered a "spin"
>>144799686haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
i've never met a british person in real life so i just assume they're all similar to zachy
>>144744311do people in australia still wank with a full cricket kit after the raygun debacle or has she ruined that too?
Anal seepage
>>144801200no but steven may
Just heard about southee stepping down. Didn't even know he was captain. Stead needs to fuck off too
if he owned a restaurant it'd be stead's feed and seed formerly sneed's iykwim haha
>>144801819>iykwimnah m8, could you please elaborate. thank you
>>144801896no
#playedourpart
>>1447940437 inches fraudulently bone-pressed
Prove it
Gotten very homosexual in here
Liar and a coward
Zachy seems like the type of guy with an above average lust for penis.
Zachy you have 2 hours to post a fully erect picture of your cock with a measuring implement or some other reference item, otherwise you should never come back here ever again. And no, looking at a picture of another man's penis to analyse its size is not gay.
>now he blogs about supposedly having a big willyyh right. How narcissistic can he get?
Tick tock, you're running out of time, Mini D
we're in here ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfajG0BV6to
>>144802318>>144802396he didn't say which bone fools
back in bongland all the pastries in coffee shops looking particularly inedible and all the women particularly working class
>inedibleserial killer AND cannibal vibes, wtf. stay away - i repeat, STAY AWAY - if this man ever asks you to meet him at porterhouse
>>144802806>under 15sconcerning
>>144803101comedic
>>144802806fuck off pine gap glowdigger i'm not clicking your noncery
>>144803120>>144803104concomitant
sorry wrong link, we're in here ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6VS7KlZeNQ
Can't believe /cric/ is housing a nonce
>>144803366Looks like an ausjeet from his last post
>>144803366zachy's been here for years
Now officially a month without alcoholYet I feel even number than before
>>144803658congrts ladwish i could quit myself
>>144803658im 2 weeks no weedthought it would cure my laziness but it has not
Megaopolis was alright. I've faceplanted into concrete that's more subtle. but it's funny in an eye-rolling way which I'm going to assume is the point, much like pseuds missed the point of Babylon and Don't Look Up. Shia TheBeef is an excellent villain and you get to see a lot of aubrey plaza's nips. 6.5/10.
is number meaning more numb a wordmad how that's the same word as number. never noticed that beforereally really making me think
666 the number of the beast
dire gimmick ol' Max 6 pull-ups
taking quite the extended mental health break off bouldering now aren't we mate
no
no but steven may
the humble gin, lime, and soda
the humble vodka (no mixer)
not had an aus flag /cric/ in a whilereckon one of yous should bake
>>144804572alright lad>>144804637>>144804637>>144804637
Reminder /cric/ a*glo shitters were, and still are, mentally disintegrated by the Soul Limbo vocaroo
