iggs

>baz and clarry
reckon we will go alright

https://youtu.be/Lj9k5EnpfBY

>>144788225
sugg diggs :DDDDD

>>144788228
it will be snowing in geelong iykwim haha

Do a lot of nervous poo's around trade peroid.

>>144788228
How do you get them both in with only 15, 35, 53 and 71? Dees will want at least two first rounders for Oliver, even fat and after his dogshit year. And surely they won't be willing to pay any of his salary either.

my team just won the flag and gets the best player in the draft
stick ya trade period up ya arse

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>>144788252
>Win the flag and get the best kid in the draft and another first rounder as an Academy pick
How based it is to be a Bane man right now?

ashcroft isn't the best player in the draft kek

the incel pedo richo

pick 1s are busts

>Channel 7 commentator Kate McCarthy hospitalised over heart issue
>Ex-Lions AFLW star turned commentator Kate McCarthy is recovering in hospital after scary scenes following Brisbane’s grand final victory.

>>144788251
Trade out SDK for a first rounder. Pick 15 for baz, R1+ for clarry helping melbourne to free up cap space

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>>144788267
Who would you pick ahead of him? Jagga Smith? I'd take Ashcroft before anyone in the draft desu I think he's somewhat underrated because draft watchers almost put him out of mind because he's already attached to the Lions. He's been exceptional for three years now, his underage year was as good as anyone's with remarkable consistency and he showed he can do it against men with his one Lions VFL game against GWS where he had 35 and a goal. At worst he's top 3.

>>144788281
Is SDK actually on the move? Where he's going?

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kek listen to these two delusional jizzlong bozo's hahahahhaha
they don't even know it's over

you know the current norm smith medalist? yeah his younger brother is better

>>144788303
Carlton want him

Just thinking about the Fantasy squad for next season already

just thinking about her

>>144788322
Not really a great fit imo. Guess that means they'll be out of the running for Houston because they won't be able to get both. They really should be drafting a decent small/medium forward imo.

has fatguts been back ever since he exposed himself as a liar who never played for wedderburn

just thinking about the archons stealing my loosh

>>144788299
could make a case for any of smith, draper, FOS, smilie, lalor, reid, langford, allan, lombard.
ashcroft will get bid on very early but i don't think he's a clear stand out. just shows how even this draft is tbqh.

>>144788279
vax status?

need a latina gf calling me pappi

>>144788339
hope micktranny sees this bro

>>144788299
>his underage year was as good as anyone's
nonce

>>144788384
>hits the wall at 21

remember how when anyone died during 2020 it was counted as a covid death
now if anyone has heart problems its not the vax fault and an "underlying issue"
why are they like this

>>144788389
so ditch her when she turns 20
too easy

>>144788389
i'd hit a latina gf's walls with my BWC at 21 while she calls me papi iykwim haha

>>144788389
she would be banned from eating carbs

>>144788390
I do remember, covid has done irreparable damage to my psyche

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>>144788390
you know why
the nose knows

>>144788303
he was pumped full of painkillers by the cats this year which his family hated and they're all carlton nuffies and tom is their favourite son

wonder how many posters get the reference in the birthday post and know why it was chosen

just thinking about how if israel had control over everything our nation's government and media did then there'd be almost no difference to what they're already doing

how do we know all of the phones in our pocket wont explode on cue

>>144788416
>>144788421
how did they get the pagers to explode? I still can't work that out

>>144788390
humiliation ritual

>>>/fit/75208123
found our resident spastic lads

>>144788421
we dont

>>144788423
taiwanese have some explaining to do aye

>>144788433
he's not me retard

>>144788423
There's clearly an exploit built into the phone that allows the battery to be overclocked to the point it detonates.
That should give anyone pause about the device they're carrying. Not only can it be used to remotely spy on you, it can be used to literally kill you.

still remember that bloke in poopeeland who was killed in a drive by shooting and was added to the covid deaths because he tested positive at the morgue

>>144788377
I guess. Still feel like I'd take Ashcroft over any name there and he's the most sure thing but I agree it's a very even draft.

>>144788423
reckon it was something like this >>144788441
just spam it with messages to the point it overheats
and if it was mossad who sold the devices to mossad it'd be easy
just like how american glowies intercept tech packages of people of interest

>>144788446
and also plant c4 in it, i forgot to mention

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>>144788390
Go bane
Reasons:
1. They made a lot of money off of memevid so they don't want to ruin future crisis opportunities like monkey pox and or climate change.
2. They passed a lot of "crisis" and "pandemic" laws they don't want repealed that give them a lot of emergency powers.
3. Without 1 and 2 reasons they can't shut down legal small business's and pretty much stop the country from functioning properly allowing them to destroy small business (like some plumbing business) causing the middle class to sell their property on the cheap to the elites and turn into the lower class and are forced to rent from the elites or live on the street.
4. They don't want to held responsible for any deaths or complications in regards to the vax in a monetary or jail time sense
5. Their is a pride aspect to this as well as cognitive dissonance a lot of people who thought they were super smart but got hoodwinked by taking the vaxx and now they don't want to be reminded of the possibility that not only were they wrong but it could have grave impact on their health even resulting in death. Also they don't want to be held responsible for points 1 through to 4.

Three lines of fewer. Thanks

Minimum of three lines thanks

>>144788453
I think you are on to something but I'd like clarification on a few of those points:
1. the entire economy is unbelievably fake and gay, and they already control the money printers and insider trade in collusion with politicians. why would they need more money?
2. they own the police (their literal personal army, see the train family) and the military, they can literally do whatever they want, why would they bother?
3. blackrock and vanguard are buying up land at an insane rate, why would they bother when they could just buy the houses
4. they could never be held responsible because of the lemmings who worship "science", and because they control the press
5. good point, also normalfags genuinely think they did the right thing

I honestly think it was a humiliation ritual on a grand scale to fuck with as many people as possible, and I don't think it's the last one, they're going to push it further and further

three lines or more thanks

>>144788445
i feel like that about draper tbqh

>>144788481
one crystal of meth please

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>>144788477
>why would they need more money?
they are trying to create a wealth disparity and maximise it, creating a permanent underclass and an elite class whilst destroying the middle class
>and the military, they can literally do whatever they want, why would they bother?
it's one thing to think that it's another to act out their authoritarian fantasies which they did in covid with luke warm resistance
so now they know nobody will do shit if they create another crisis
>why would they bother when they could just buy the houses
because why buy the house at full price when you can buy it at a lower price because you've stopped everyone from being able to work so the house is priced to sell
>they could never be held responsible
yes but the lemmings like the police could be and some police have been very recently in the courts for excessive police force, we are in the midst of the take over it hasn't entirely happened yet
>I honestly think it was a humiliation ritual
many of these things can be rolled into one humilitation ritual, death ritual etc etc if they can social engineer you into taking an injection that does not protect you from a disease but gives a certain percentage of people heart disease and literally have one of their lemmings tell you that to your face before the injection and you still take it then i can see how they see the general population as lemmings and themselves as gods

shut the fuck up and fuck off back to /pol/ you cunt

arc up

weird how you only get upset at one type of off topic posting

>>144788405
meant for
>>144788526
>>144788568
stop noticing

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Yum

Every pot and pan i make in the pot's and pans factory will have bane inscribed on it and also be bent slightly hindering it's effectiveness.

If you are issued with one of these pots and pans by the central government know that it was me that made it and causes you daily distress when you are trying to boil your bug soup.

None of you could handle an 8/10 woman of above.

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>>144788580
Which AFL player has the hottest WAG?

>>144788619
we already have agreed on who the queen of /afl/ is, tourist

no we haven't and stop spamming her retard

>>144788619
that dress is mid of the shelf shit, at least pay some asian seamstress to get it clinched in a bit.

>>144788629
jen hawkins, best aussie arse ever

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>>144788670
I post her once a thread that isn't spamming

>>144788619
would do some bad shit to this woman

>>144788676
You made me check and it's some Melbourne designer that did a bunch of Brownlow dresses.

>>144788707
>Melbourne designer
yeah not surprised, probably designed with a wider framed """women""" in mind

Tear down any white nationalist flyers you see at bus stops.

First off, I apologise for posting the image of the Nazi flyer I found at a bus stop in Essendon. I didn't think about the consequences of posting it and I realise that was very stupid, so I've deleted that post.

I'm just leaving this here to say just be on the lookout for any flyers promoting white nationalism at bus stops and on telephone poles, and be sure to tear them down if you see any.

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>>144788734
You sound bitter.

>>144788580
>>144788619
>>144788761
i'd pop my penis inside these lasses

>>144788767
nonce

>>144788801
crisp virginal 40 y/o

>>144788383
Rhetorical question

>>144788390
Because you're living through Satan's little season and they are his chosen people.

the first few seasons of two and a half men are elite

>>144788929
The people of Gog from the land of Magog (aka Khazaria aka Ukraine)

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>win club best and fairest
>leave next week
Can't tell if based or not

shout us a cone cuz

>>144789158
Why won't he leave dimmas daughter alone

>>144789425
horny mostly

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shant

>>144788568
based noticer

When is the draft order finalised?

I'm actually quite bearish on my club's short-medium term future as a Collingwood supporter. Despite having some great young players our depth is of great concern, picks are fucked and we still rely far too heavily on a core of elderly 35+ year olds whose careers could be ended by a strong gust of wind.

The premiership was amazing but I fear we're about to be paying a heavy price for trying to skip a proper rebuild

at least we aren't st kilda though hahaha

>>144788681
Indeed brother
that wardrobe malfunction is the hottest tv moment ever

>>144789808
I concur
The Dusty of Arses

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Last for iggs.

oops meant saints aflw

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BANE

>>144789589
18th of October.

pretty damming that pozztorian's pretty much gave up on /afl/ less than a week after the grand final

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some faggot pie, "oh no, you dont understand the game. Lions will fall out of the ladder. Just put up a bet on that and forget about it."

gay cunt

if israel is under an iron dome how do they breathe?

tiny holes

i will leave you with this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aWZbL_Reu2k

thres no australia
meme land of the cunts

i read all indian posts in an indian accent. boosts my enjoyment of /alf/ by about 10%

Are you implying/afl/ is boring without me

where are all the singhs and kumars in the afl? like 8 million jeets in aus now and none of them are good enough footymen?

rolling for total muslim death

>>144795873
>>144795928
>>144796057
>tfw micksperg has a US VPN

>>144796228
>>144796228
non shongled new