GAME 1DET 3 - HOU 0stream: https://methstreams.com/mlbstreams/1/
>>144794977you know you can just let the thread run until it's almost expired right
Trashtros just got shutout
>>144794977No need, this thread will have 10 posts, this game is overMigrate to 4pm game
>poos done ass hoes
>>144795044I could also make a new thread because it makes ya seethies
hands off my VERJOYNA drumpf
>>144795065>watching royekes vs O faceThat’s a bigger blowout than this
skubal beating that ass
>>144795112Back to back home runs right now
Don't give up Astros, I want to see y'all at the WS.
>>144795134Why? Need them to take care of the poodres for you?
>>144795133>strike 3 lookingKEK
>>144795112SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBAL
>>144795153I want my 2017 Round 2 and we'll take care the Poodres don't you worry.
>>144795153?
>>144795166Blessed umps
>>144795068Would be nice if another AL West team could step up and put the Astros to bed during the regular season every once in a while.
Uhhh yeah, Manfred gave me a call, he said TiGods VS Chadres WS Rematch has been green litted.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Seattle had a ten game lead over Houston and blew it in just 24 games.
Please god no
>>144795228KEK nothing better than watching those xheattle commies eat shit
>>144795228Loved June.
holy kwab
>>144795228KWAB
>>144795228Seattle is the most unserious baseball team of all time.
>>144795284What about the Marlins?
>>144795228It was 8-0
Hahahahaha
>>144795228kwab
this game sucks. shit teams. manfred should award skubal to the dodgers for the good of the game
>6 innings>Trashtros still can't scoreKwab
>>144795228Nice cope, asterisk
>>144795296Even the Marlins have two rings kek
>>144795284i mean theyre literally owned by the mario brothers
>A.J. Hinch begins the Astros dynasty>Gets scapegoated for the cheating scandal and fired by Jim Crane >Comes back years later to end the Astros dynastyHoly fucking kino how does based Manfred keep doing it?
>>144795318It’s a good thing they lead the league is scoring differential in the 7, 8, 9
>>144795322I'm actually a Phillies fan and was rooting for the M's to be the ones to take down Houston.
>first bet reset
>>144795228Memenerds kek
Game isn't over
>>144795343not a real stat, amigo
>>144795076i'm chilling about to make my brunch kind anon
I feel like the Astros have like 10 different dark-skinned Latin pitchers and I confuse all of them for each other.
>>144795342I want to see Manfred's script room. He is a mastermind that puts Christopher nolan to shame
>>144795343>11% win chanceI doubt itTake yer swing
>pooston fans booing every ump call>>144795372If Skoob goes out for that tweak then yes
>>144795389Who was that guy they had a few years ago who used to rock the ball like a baby before throwing it?
Houston fans already spoiled over two illegitimate titles.
>(((bregman)))
>>144795399looks like tuco from breaking bad
>all these check swings making houston seethekek
>>144794977Shit teams
umpchads working Houston into a seethe
>blanco>shoots blanks
umpies make ya seethe?
>>144795407Tigers had a 0.2% chance to make the playoffs, 10% is pretty good odds down 3
>>144795455Framber
S A F EAFE
based umps this is our year
SAFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>POOSTONWhat a slide
TRASHTROS
>>144795455Luis Garcia
>>144795533Hahaha
>>144795591Why would you challenge that wtf?
Umpies got it right
damn what's going on in Houston? just going by the crowd it would seem they are playing in Detroit
>call stands
>>144795609desperation
>>144795609Desperation
>>144795609you get two challenges plus umpgods can do crew chief reviews late innings so it’s worth a shot in the 7th
>>144795533Detroit 0.2% ≠ Houston 10%
>all these virgin appeals
>bases loadedoh boy
GRAND SLAM LOADING
based umps outcheating the cheaters
Asstros
>bases loaded>swing at three straightKek
Did Kay just call him Tim Meadows like the black guy
Tigers are trying to blow this game but will the Gaystros let them?
It’s a swing!
nice on tigays
>>144794977You'd think the Astros just won the WS by the way their fans reacted at finishing the inning only trailing 3-0
Houston please wake up.
why is the promo for the WNBA playoffs all the players showing off their bodies instead of their skill?
>be houston
coach primate
>>144795741Yeah real shame having real fans that never give up, crazy.
>>144795761Because we live in the end of times
>>144795761Caitlin Clark feet status?
thank you based sKKKKKKoobs
>taking him outgay, baseball is dead, hope detoilet blows this now
>>144795761They should fully lean into it and let them play naked. I might actually watch.
>>144795761Just like track and field, gymnastics, and swimming, only coomers watch wnba
>shitston wont score in the series
>>144795817You now remember lingerie football
Jose Altuve feet status?
>named Vest>wearing a jersey
>>144795826>cuckold fantasyWoof
>>144795839Surprisingly size 11
>>144795839those size 7's are just getting warmed up
>>144795821>tfw no pro women's softball/baseball leagueWomen in baseball uniforms are the hottest shit, I would watch that every single day
Based Alonso Marquez, one of the finest umpgod specimens.
F O U LOUL
>>144795868imagine playing baseball on bare human foot
Who got the meme
uhh maybe houston should try hitting the ball inside the field?
>>144795915That was fair fuck off.
>>144795873There is a professional softball league, though. Also, high school and college softball gets aired regularly
>>144795873
why are all of our players fat dudesthis is why we're losing
>Jon SingletonOh shit, is that the nigga who directed Boyz n the Hood?
>>144795900shoeless joe did and outperformed everyone that’s why big cleat conspired to get him banned
>>144795873There is one though
>>144795931I want my wife to wear baseball jersey, but she does not exist.
>>144795913
>>144795931absolutely would
>>144795928>>144795940Never even heard of this, the fuck?
>>144795931
>>144795931that ass is made for getting eaten out by dykes
jack-o-leyland blesses this october
>>144795761most WNBA players are ugly anyway, it's all black butch lesbiansluckily paige bueckers and cameron brink are changing that now
>>144795913Goblin from lotr looking ah
snoop fatigue. when will this minstrel show end?
>>144795928>high schoolno thanks
latinxs really do be naming they kids framber and gleyber and shit lmao
>>144795965It's a weird format. >Players are not committed to one team but switch teams every week of the season through a draft. The top four players who earned the most points each week become captains for the next week and form new teams. Players earn points based on both their team and individual performances, and are ranked accordingly. The champion is the player with the most points at the end of the season.
>>144795978The queen who gouged Caitlin Clark's eye out NEEDS BWC.
>>144795925The line doesn't matter, the base does and that ump had a better view than the camera
>>144795931thats a powerful assthats a 70 hr season ass
>>144795783They were just booing a few minutes earlier
>>144796012Ok no wonder, that's fucking retarded.
Why does it seem like hitting in MLB is absolutely terrible this year?
>>144796002Age of consent is 16 in mine (and many) states
>>144796037My brothers and sisters might have had a little too many bottles, I'm ashamed of them.
>>144796010I take their Latinos at their word that those are real names unlike Deyvonte
That was one of the worst at bats I've seen
>>144796057I think his point is that high school girls are too old.
Does no one want to hit a home run this is getting boring
>>144796127im sure altuve's scripted homer is coming
>>144796057still would rather not admit to watching that.
>>144796057yeah you can think some 16 year olds are hot but they're closer to a 14 year old than to an 18 year old
>>144796067Fuck daytmeens
>>144796178Math is hard…
Kek out by a mile
>>144796173I go to high school football games 3 times a week. It’s second only to college ball for atmosphere
Should I keep watching this game or switch to Royals/Orioles?
>8th inning>Astros still won't score
>>144796229>atmosphere
>>144796237it's been lining up solidly enough to where one will be maybe one out into an inning during a commercial break for the other game.
>when you disseminate an account or description of the game
>>144796209Obviously the chronological distance between the two is the same (2 years) but I think as far as both mental and physical development, 16 year olds are closer to 14yos than to 18yosalso, just as some dudes are 6'2 with beards at 16 but still aren't full adults, the fact that _some_ 16 year old girls have juicy thighs, large hips and voluptous breasts doesn't mean that the idea of 20+ year olds having sex with 16 year olds becomes a good idea.i'm 24 and while there's obviously a ton of 16 year olds that i'd fuck the shit out of, i'm mature enough to realise that I can't base my morality on the exception (aka the most physically developed 16 year olds).
>I CAN'T SCORE: the team
>>144796253I have no interest in males
I thought Altuve was the Astros' best player and he just got 0-3'd by the Tigers' 2nd stringer???
>>144796268When you don’t get express written consent
>>144796307Altuve went 0-27 in 2022 playoffs
>>144796297Keep this up and we’ll come take back Joey
>>144796307I thought 4chan was for straight people yet here you are.
Man im a disastros fan but wild card home games have always been snoozefests
>4% win probability
This game was free money. Idk how Astros were such favorites.
>>144796307yordan is our best player
Not so tough without their trashcans
The entire AL West division should be removed from MLB nothing of value would be lost
>>144796313>when you receive implied oral
Why use Hader here? Wouldn't you rather they don't get an extra look at your closer?
>>144796412And how are your rangers doing this post season?
>>144796430>when the al west has 4 of your favorite teams and the trashtros
>160iqthe only thing surprising about this is that they didnt make her a negress
These hoes are mad. Enjoy this loss, I’ll enjoy your tears after we win this series.
>>144796525Who?
>>144794977>all these empty seatsHow in the world do you not sell out a playoff game?
>astros can't win without cheatinglmao!!
>>144796525is that her period panties?
>>144796552Nice npc impression
>>144796533>>144796554>doesnt know about this sweet flower princessKeep up
That would have been a triple if Yordan wasn't so fat
Must be nice to be in the playoffs
just walk this buck every time. its not worth it
>can’t runsad, should have been an easy triple
how does the pinch runner get on base without being tagged out?
>>144796583Mariners are lucky they made it in '22 because otherwise they'd have the longest playoff drought in the big four leagues by a 10 year margin.
Why does the MLB reset all the season stat counters going into the playoffs
>>144796584Why would you walk him with a 3-0 lead and nobody on?
NOOOOO I HEAR BANGING NOOOOOO
uh oh tiggers
dear god please
Uh, Tigersisters?...
uh oh stinky
>tiggers
DO IT FAGGOTS
the astros are gonna win unfortunately
You closer is shit Detroit.
my umpies :)
wtf was that
Umpgods, we rise
UMPBABBIES
Someone forgot the umps are in charge.
umpstros
>>144796652Since 1990
Heh.... FUCK you detroit
Yea it hit the dirt
the rig is in
You have to take this pitcher out wtf
Tiggerbros, I don't feel so good...
if tigers fucking choke. i swear
Tiger bros you good?
my umpies are going all the way!
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>fooley chokeNwver understood why they insist on him being this 'closer,' Vest always had better stuff
I'm not watching the game. Would someone care to disseminate an account?
That was a Mickey Mouse hit
>give them 4 outs
0-2 and you give him a pitch right over the heart
>michael kay right now watching the astros mount a comeback
>Closer>Can't CloseBit Cringe innit?
Absolute cinema
SAC BUNTSMALL BALL CHADS WE RISE
Get this long-haired faggot out of the game. He's blowing it.
It's 3-1 lmao the comeback is not happening
These fuckers cheat every single time
That defensive alignment was stupid. Why shift in that situation.
buntstros
>>144796703Probably not but why can't anyone just shut these fuckers down with ease.
Cah mon Caratini
buntchads wya? solid bunt there great play by the catcher
my dodgers would never bunt in that situation
>>144796697now THIS is playoff baseball
SOMEONE POST THE FROG HOLDING THE BUNT SIGN.
I'm literally shaking rn
detoilet about to shit it up
>>144796723
>1-538goddamn that 2016 cubs team really was a team of destiny
>>144796724Yah man we know lol
>1-538Tigerbros...
So, why exactly was that astro not out when he swung at strike 3? wtf
Blessed 2016 reference
>>144796743BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kek astros playing scared
WALKOFF ALERT
kek they thought that was a hit
ONE MORE OUTTIGERS CLUTCH IT UP
>McCormickUhh, ok
I'm from the future. McCormick meekly grounds out to end it.
>>144796754dont worry about it
The absolute shantytown of walkoffstro's
TIGERS WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
this dude named BRIEske
starting to get some cuts
beau throwing gas, finish this fucker
>>144796754I think they were saying it hit was foul but they didn't show the replay
Go ahead run full count kinooooooooo
bruh
time for some BLASTro action
B A S E SASESL O A D E DOADED
wow this reliever sucks too
>we don't need a second game thread, this game will be over in like 10 posts
>Jason Heywardhoo boy
Kek tigres
Doyer fan here, J Hey about smoke these cats. My condolences Detroit.
nice game
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
nigga you throw 100 stop trying to be cute.
If detroit chokes this there is something in the water their, I will never have seen a city more pathetic.
holy fuck it’s J HEY
>Heyward was on that Cubs teamIt's destiny
>Jason Gaywad
Heyward still in the league?
Least obvious grand slam coming upSorry tigs, just weren’t part of the vision
WALKOFF SLAMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
is that Jayson Heyward in 2024
doyers legend jason heyward
he keeps throwing dirtballs. where's his control?
TWO STRIKES
oh booooooooooy
NO SPOILERS PLZ
HE'S OUT
Thank fuck omg
>tork'dgg Tigers
GAYSTROS GAYSTROS KEK LOL HAHA
HOLY FUCKING BLUE BALLS
Sorry Astros, only the Braves are allowed to grab DFA'd dudes and turn them into studs
WEW
I shan't be refreshing this page until the game's over
>spitting on every change up>swinging on every fast ballTotally not cheating again.
GG
ggs TigersA brutal yet predictable game. Skoobs cooked us exactly as predicted and playoff Framber reared his ugly head.See yal tomorrow for an elimination game
wew I not a fan of either team and could care less who wins the series but God damn I was anxious for both teams LOL
>POOSTON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>KWABstros
the drama
tiGODS
TIGERS FUCKING WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Unfortunate
What a game, congrats Tigers
What a loser, lining it at an infielder
Detroit, Your closer is hot garbage. Figure it out.
>>144796839I was wrong. What a game tho
>>144796895Cringe
>Based orange and navy team beats cringe orange and navy team.nice.
>chasin gaywad
Thank fuck. I had money on this shit. I almost just killed someone.
Switching to Mest-Brewers, 'grats Tigersisters
Hit it where they aint
NEVER DOUBTED FOR A SECONDWE'RE WINNING TOMORROW TOO
>>144796826but it clearly never touched the ball. that one call almost ruined the whole game
>shitstros>lostEveryone post your reaction to the cheaters fucking this up
>>144796943>weRags aren’t playing
144796487144796487144796487
bo5??
>>144796947you cucks haven't won a pennant since we were in the NL kek
Astros got butt fucked. Dynasty over.
>>144796919We need to figure out everything after Skubal
Holy fucking shit that was way too close for comfort
time to go shitpost another game
>>144796947I think Houston Sucks!
>>144796955Best of 3
>>144796955bo3
>>144796944Yeah, the Astros are the Chiefs of MLB. The league wants them to win because they generate attention. Thank god they lost though.
>>144796487>>144796487>>144796487please excuse my retardation
>ASSTROS
gg Tigers
>>144796947>yankees
TIGODS ALDS
>>144797032Gotta find 2 more starting pitchers
fuck the asterisks, nice attempt though
>royals orioles is looking like it will end 1-0kek
