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stream: ttps://worldsports.me/mlb/houston-astros-vs-detroit-tigers-live-coverage/2
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Doyers
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shit teams
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TIGODS ALDS
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>>144792062
Neutral here. Going to root for the 'Stros
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cubs
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>>144792076
lmao why you here bro
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astros have been /blessed/
it's over for the rest of the league
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Cubbie bears
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My Yankers would bootyblast both of these shit teams.
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Which city is more White, Houston or Detroit?
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>>144792103
Hmmmmmmmm not sure about the city but for the metro for sure detroit
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>>144792098
Haven't Astros gaped your stinky ass for over half a decade now?
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>>144792103
houston more mexicans and blacks
detroit definitely has more whites
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Astros' sending in the big guns today
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shit I don't have any astros images. this will have to do for now, but post them if you got them
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Midgetuve meltdown when???
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>>144792103
as someone who has lived in both, detroit is filled with blacks and the metro is filled with mostly whites. houston is filled with mexicans and the metro with whites, mexicans, and jeets; blacks in containment zones. at least the mexican girls are cute though
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LET'S GO TI-GERS
*clap clap clapclapclap*
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>capeshit music
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any legitimate tigers fans here?
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>>144792135
sure
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>>144792199
Tiggers keep walking
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>>144792062
Doyers
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>>144792199
Me, but I've been pessimistic about this team all year
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>>144792135
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indoor stadiums are so soulless.
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>>144792135
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>>144792174
>at least the mexican girls are cute though
Until they turn 20. White and asian girls are cuter
t. mexican
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>>144792135
dumping what i have
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>detoilet
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stros got ya seethin?
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>>144792226
the city tried an outdoor stadium in the 60s and it was a disaster
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>first tigers postseason game in 10 years
>in EU friendly timeslot

what a time to be alive
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>>144792247
What happened? Baseball is meant to be played outdoors
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>>144792226
It's fucking Houston.
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>>144792274
install outdoor ACs
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>>144792247
What's the point of building a retractable roof stadium and keeping it closed on a nice sunny afternoon?
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What the fuck is this shit? What's even the point of mlb.tv if I don't have access to postseason?
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>>144792298
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>>144792265
>>144792285
it's a fuckin million degrees with 98% humidity here in the summer. and mosquitoes
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>>144792298
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>>144792298
>he actually thought
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>>144792314
Lol pussies
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>>144792135
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October baseball is finally here, good luck to all participating teams
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>michael gay
what the fuck?
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>>144792298
holy shit
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>>144792361
the gay michael bay
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>>144792298
paypigs get what they deserve KEK
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>>144792314
It's not the summer right now though
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michael gay
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who unemployed /NEET/ here?
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>>144792298
They literally told you this in the terms of service, maybe next time actually read about what you're buying instead of blindly throwing cash and blaming jews
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what part of detroit are you guys from? 8 mile here
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Alrighty Strosbros, lets get comfy and watch our boys take on the Tigs!
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>>144792384
it's currently 92 downtown. pretty ugly for October. I don't know why they gave us the afternoon game
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>>144792400
los angeles
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>>144792393
comfy as charged
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>>144792400
Ann arbor, MI
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>>144792393
hello brother
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>all those empty seats
KEK trashtros fairweather fans!!!!
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>>144792349
>It's true
Nigga that is NUTS
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>>144792098
True!
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>>144792400
Maccomb
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Game on and good luck Tigers
>post season baseball time
LETS GOOOO road to 8th straight ALCSs
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Why didn't you buy a $1 ticket to attend this game Astrossisters?
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my pirates would get bootyblasted by both of these teams
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>>144792428
landscapers usually get off around 3
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>>144792298
MLB.TV is the jewed service I've ever seen.

>Sorry, goy, you can't watch your own team or the postseason games. That'll be $139.99, plus tip.
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>>144792397
Nah I got it for free from that T-Mobile free Tuesday a year ago and didn't bother reading the TOS. Now that I know firsthand mad kek not paying for this shit next year.
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>>144792443
holy fuck its so cheap. wish i could see my doyers for this cheap ;_;
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>>144792475
You live in a city of like 18 million people ofc it will be expensive
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>>144792428
>I’m responding to a bait comment
It’s 1:30pm in the middle of the week. Only NEETs, executives, and people with enough time off before the holidays can actually attend games.
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is framber blasian?
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Why doesn’t ESPN just buy the rights of games from the RSNs and let the local broadcast teams do their own games? We know ESPN bleeds money because they overpay for on-screen “talent”, why do they think it’s a good idea to give Michael Kay and these bums extra money to call these games when they could just not pay broadcasters? They can’t think it adds value to their product to overpay for awful broadcast booths and shitty production, can they? No way market research shows people prefer this product to local broadcasters. If ESPN really wants to be in the national TV broadcast game(idk why they hate baseball) they should just rebroadcast local broadcasts for a small fee to the teams of the games they pick up.

The only logical explanation is that ESPN does in fact hate baseball, and is working from within to destroy the sport so there’s more interest in WNBA and the NFL.
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>>144792498
just take a sick day retard
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>>144792475
>oh you want to sit top deck at dodger stadium?
>that'll be $50 plus tip
>>144792487
Before they made the world series in 2017 I could get top deck tickets off vivd seats for $7
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>>144792428
>>144792443
I'm not sure about your bum cities but Houston is full of hard working mexicans that don't have time for baseball at 1pm on a weekday
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Go Tigs
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>>144792500
the game is on ABC too tho... its literally free with an antenna
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Framber about to pitch a gem
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Strauss logo looks like shit.
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>>144792505
We’ve had 2 severe weather storms that ate days off and I personally lost a family member and had to take more time off. I don’t have that luxury.
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>>144792498
Nobody works 9-5 anymore lmao it’s the age of passive income and entrepreneurship and even if they did work a normal job everyone has unlimited PTO and work from home nowadays if you have a real job. Sorry you couldn’t get the day off at Wendy’s, though.
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>>144792062
Shit teams
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>announcers are just spitting stats at us
boring
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>>144792062

>empty seats for a playoff game

Can we stop this afternoon game on a weekday timeslot meme PLEASE, would it really hurt MLB to have two games a piece spaced out around 2 hours after 6 PM EDT?
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>>144792499
He's mixed African and Amerindian
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>Tigers were 10 games back of the last wild card spot at the end of play on August 10th

Damn, what a rally.
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Is this nu tho
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>>144792528
ABC is ESPN it’s the same company ESPN is the sports wing of ABC.
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>>144792556
stop giving the wildcards a series and it solves the problem. 1 game knock out.
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oh great already a fucking political commercial
kill me
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its over
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>>144792556
they need to grow the game in europe
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Classic Framber GIDP ball
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>>144792564
yeh we nu now bro
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Getting a DP is like cheating in 2017 for the asterisks.
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>>144792582
>political
i just got abbot elementary
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>>144792556
you WILL watch the 1:30pm weekday postseason game and you WILL be happy
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>hard rock bet
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>Evil Republicans will stop me from killing my baby

I'll be so glad when this fucking election is over.
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>houspie actually watching an astros game
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>>144792595
This is a bigger crowd than the rays have ever seen in the regular season to be fair
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asshole above me
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fuck you midget
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>>144792071
>waking up early to seethe
Oh Joe…
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Scooby on the bump!
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Tucker is back?
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>>144792608
Same here anon
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>>144792620
erg MINDFUCKED houspie
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Oh no ya don't
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>I have to listen to Michael Key commentary
Fuck
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>tarik
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Give it to me straight, what are our (astros) chances of reaching the World Series?
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>>144792627
I'm originally from Houston, I can't help it.
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I like the part where the astros entire at bat lasts 27 seconds giving their pitcher 0 time to rest
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>>144792639
Back on the bench. Sit the FUCK down.
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>5 pitch first inning
skubalGODS i kneel
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yeah ive seen enough scoobs perfect gaming these cheating bums
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what time do my Cubbie bears play?
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Incoming 8 inning clinic by skoobs
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>ESPN is still explaining that the MLB Average for OPS+ is 100 for every batter
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If you were a baseball player, how would you wear your pants? High socks showing? Stirrups? Break above the ankle like Skubal? Baggy pants that hang over the tops of your shoes?
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go cubs
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cub-em tho
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>>144792639
Tuckers been back since early September
>>144792660
>he’s never seen an Astros game
Literally the entire season
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>>144792664
april
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cubs are lookin solid
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Let's change the topic of this thread to something more cubs-relevant
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>>144792670
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>>144792670
high socks, tight pants, fat ass.
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cubbie bears have the hot hand
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>>144792664
>>144792671
>>144792672
>>144792681
>afternoon game
>cubs fans think it's their game
The motherfuckers don’t even work. That’s why they’re out at the fuckin’ game. They oughta go out and get a fuckin’ job and find out what it’s like to go out and earn a fuckin’ living. Eighty-five percent of the fuckin’ world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A fuckin’ playground for the cocksuckers
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cubbie bears would bootyblast both these shit teams
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>2 orange teams
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GO YANKEES GO CUBS!
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we love our cubbies
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i call em cubkees
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>>144792716
>tigers
>orange
Their primary colors are silver and blue
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What's a cub?
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>>144792655
Pretty good IMO, Valdez Brown and Kikuchi is one of the better rotations
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Surprised Detroit made it this far
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sit the FUCK down Valdez
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1.1 IP 26 PC
Valdezbros we failed
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>>144792739
a babby bear
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>trashtros
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>a foot outside
>poostain crowd boos furiously it wasn’t called a strike
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nice umping so far
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>>144792772
He's literally the GB king, what are you worried about
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>>144792739
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>can’tturnadoubleplayston
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>>144792796
i'm female tho
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This broadcast is so bad.
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>espn audio
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Nice turn retards lol
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Alshitve
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i hate espn so fucking much
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>>144792796
you are valid
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TIGODS ALDS
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TIGGIES SCORE!
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T A I G A S
A
I
G
A
S
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>Pooston
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>Michael Kay
Holy cringe
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sit the FUCK down shitston.
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lets get this shit started
>asstros
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>be houston
>cheat
>lose
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its over
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LOL HOUSTON KEK HOUSTON
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Tigers strike first!
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make that two
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>trashtros
kek cant wait to see midgetuve cry
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ANOTHER ONE
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KEK POOSTON
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>nobody knows what this team is going to do
>hitting with RISP
Isn't that what you're supposed to do? shit commentary
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ASSSSSStros
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MY TIGGA!
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it continues to be over
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tigods exposing these frauds so based
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>>144792856
Thank you doggie for saving us from baez
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FIRST BLOOD
LET THIS NIGHTMARE NEVER END!
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How do I get the stream to work all I get is pop-ups being blocked and ads
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do you guys like the wild card better as a series or a single game
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>every guy coming to the plate for the Tigers has like a .200 batting average
>Asstros still can't get them out
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>>144792882
Oh boy did I wish I didn't bet Astros
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>2-0
>the most dangerous lead
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Damn I'd love to see Detroit knock these faggots out in the first round.
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>>144792890
as a single game they're a farce. 3 games is just a joke so it's preferable
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>>144792888
methstreams
use brave browser
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What's good?
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>Oh, hey there Pooston
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Throw a strike challenge IMPOSSIBLE
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>POOSTON
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lmao at Houston crowd seething because this ump isn’t handing Valdez free strikes
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We are winning our matches today
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>houston crying over balls not being called strikes
seethe
umps run this league
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>>144792159
Lol
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i told you all this team sucks, bunch of frauds

we need to ditch bregman and get some actually decent prospects on this team
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>THE SWAMP OF WHOSTON
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>>144792915
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>valdez
>good
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>POOSTON
>POOSTON
>POOSTON
>POOSTON
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>POOSTON ASSTROS
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>BetMGM sponsored bullpens
Gay, also
>asstros
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>open Tigers stream
>YOU NEED MORE TESTOSTERONE
fuck you, I'm rooting for the Astros now
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>pooston
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Astros were getting cocky KEK
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>>144792914
HE BROUGHT THE BUZZERS WITH HIM
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Uh oh shitty.
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lets fucking go
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>LET'S GO TIGERS
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it is now even more over than it was previously
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>"LET'S GO TIGERS" chant starting in the second (2nd) inning
fuck houston lmao
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>spotting Skubal a three-run lead

Strosissies, it's ogre
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Commercial break is longer than the Houston at bats.
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hate the astros
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>poostpn
>AwfuL West
>'exas
the new joke division
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>>144792890
Tiebreaker, sure. Not the actual postseason, where one game means nothing in baseball. This isn't football. The 3->5->7 progression for each round is perfect.
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First blood
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>>144793001
al west has always been a mickey mouse division tho
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>>144792988
>he hasn’t seen the tigers bp
Not so fast
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>>144792890
How about no wild cards
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>>144792999
Cringe bug spammer
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>>144792999
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Bregman swung at that shit kek
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So he’s a doctor on a cruise ship?
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>>144793001
The AL in general is a joke
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BUG EM’
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astros look lost at the plate
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>>144792999
nice face, breasts are a little small though
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NEED black houston gf
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>>144793018
its completely gone off the deep end
Las Vegas A's might win it if they spend some money
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SKUBAL HIT!
HES DONE

TRASHTROS CHEATERS!!!!!!!!! KEK DIRTY AF
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fuck this
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Dirty Gaystros
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God’s chosen baseball team.

An act of god has destroyed Skubal’s hand.
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>Astros resorting to hurting the other team's starting pitcher
Once a cheater always a cheater
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cheating trashtros strike again
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>>144793088
>his catching hand
>next pitch strike
lol
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Detroit redemption arc like in the NFL?
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Trashtros scum injuring the ace of the Tigers.
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>>144793088
>god’s chosen
>gayer than the rest
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wtf are these houston batters lmao
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Skoobs fastball has risen in speed after he got hit
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how is the midge doing?
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>cheat
>lose
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>gayña
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>>144793111
why is austin like this
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>>144793108
The Tigers are more of a meme team than a legitimate championship contender. They can still win a series or two though
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>cringe ohtani new balance ad
give me a Kamala over this crap any day
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>ESPN BET
>BET
>SPEND YOUR MONEY CHUD
>WASTE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS
>JUST PLACE ONE MORE BET!!!!
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>magnesium glycinate
i started taking 400mg of this stuff before bed and i keep having crazy vivid dreams
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>>144793138
Regular season record doesn't matter in the playoffs, this shit has been deboonked
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IT'S THE RHYTHM OF THE SLICE
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>>144793147
Good goy
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>>144793136
were keeping austin weird and theres nothing you can do about it, chud
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Watch the Astros lose in a perfect game/no hitter in their own home game playoff game
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>>144793143
new barance
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>Denmark how do you know da game so well after only watching for 3 years
I have an IQ of a 160 so that might have something to do with it
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these tigers are very based
like if the orioles weren't detestable
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Yeah I’m thinking we’re getting that White Tarik/White Tyrone World Series
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>>144793150
Any cons?
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>>144792890

The postseason is perfect right now other than maybe increasing the DS to 7, also bring back tiebreaker games we missed out on kino between the Braves and Mets and Diamondbacks
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>>144793182
nobody said that to you
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>takes a little leaguer to get you going
what did he mean by this?
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>>144793147
Hilarious that MLB allows that shit to air during their broadcasts but will ban you for heckin' life if you gamble.
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>>144793215
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>>144793214
no, been getting good sleep mostly however sometimes the dreams are super fucked up and i wake up covered in sweat
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>>144793218
I also solve murders
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nice catch pena
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FUCK THE ASTROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEEEEEEEETHE
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>>144793182
>revolutionary TV series!
(or some shit like that)
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>the 6 hour country
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>>144793216

The only problem is that MLB once they expand are definitely gonna ruin it by adding two more wild cards, one for each league
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>>144793262
2017
2022
you're the one seething here buddy
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I'm also a doctor on a cruise ship
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This will be a fun series
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>the bachelorette but for young men to chase after grannies
is this what TV/dating is now
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>>144793275
1923, 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1943, 1947, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, 1962, 1977, 1978, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000 and 2009
you were saying, retard?
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Is that fucking Jerry Jones?
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rocky deniss looking brit bitch
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I really dislike the retarded looking Australian woman in that commercial
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>>144793306
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i heard that cofax story years ago
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haha denmark is offtopic posting and trolling again this is epic
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>>144793362
Koufax
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>>144793347
problem?
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>>144793331
The last time you won a pennant we were in the NL
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>>144793331
Lol stankees are embarassing
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bring out the trash cans asstros hahahaahahahahahaha
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>trashstros say they're gonna win the world series this year after choking against my rangers
>lose in the wildcard this year to a better tigers team
Couldn't have written it better myself
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Kiss 'em! Smooch 'em! Lip smack 'em! Mack 'em!
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>>144793371
tomato tomato
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>>144793362
>>144793371
carfax
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>>144793387
Nice jinx bruh
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>eating carrots
>carrot man singles
Thanks
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>>144793362
>>144793371
>>144793394
>>144793397
or just say filthy kike
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only oldcums remeber the 'stro cheating scandal
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>>144793461
that was deboonked
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>>144793362
Coalfax
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>>144793387
Now this is cringe
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>>144793461
oldcum here, can’t say I do.
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MIDGET BROS
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Koufax is a bum
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>>144793403
Detroit Philly World Series
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>listing altuve's post season stats as if he's some goat for hitting while knowing the pitches
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Astros are jizzfilm
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>>144793461
jomboy MINDFUCKED the trashtros
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Do it for him, Tigersbros
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Any 2024 oldcums recall the great Shoeless Altuve? Now there was a foot you couldn't help but notice
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>>144793519
Confirmed seething Swede vpn
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>tfw you crossed the border illegally to see your first astros game and they shit the bed against the fucking TIGERS
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/mlb/ said the Tiggers were weak. wtf
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>>144793519
>So Shannon, are you still feeling good about your bet with Skip?
>I am Jenny, tee-hee. Twelve cases Skip Bayless! And I want them cold!
>Okay, so, just to reiterate: you and I had a bet last month that Hermann Goering would not be hanged at Nuremberg, correct?
>Das rite Skeep
>Okay, so you say he's gonna get out of it, *somehow*, and I say he's done, he's toast, he's guilty as guilty can be
>Skeeyp-
>Hold on. May I remind you that this man, this crim-in-al
>No don't do that Skeep
>This criminal was responsible for a German bombing campaign that killed thousands of Brits in their homes
>They had it coming Skeyp, you know that and I know that
>No I don't know that, how can you even say that? It was an unprovoked assault, a brutal..
>Hold up! Skeep if you don't mind me asking: who declared war on who?
>Well, Germany declared war on Poland first-
>No no no Skeeup I'm not talking about no Poland, that was all German land anyway
>Oh really? I don't remember reading that in my history 103 class...
>Skeeup those territorial claims go all the way back to the Habsburgs. It was an empire, they built it between Austria and Hungary. But you still didn't answer my question
>What question?
>WHO DECLARED WAR ON WHO SKEEIP?
>Well Britain was forced to declare war after Germany invad-
>OH THEY WUZ FORCED NOW
>They invaded Poland and Britain had no choice but to retaliate
>WOAH WOAH WOAH Skeeeup! If I'm not mistaken, the Soviet Union invaded Poland too. Why they didn't declare war on the Soviets?
>That was different. Stalin was just upholding his part of the pact they had in place at the time-
>Now you talkin out boff sides of yo mouth
>And which they tore up when Hitler betrayed them
>Betrayed! So hold on, you're telling me all those Soviet divisions they had massed at the western border were just there doing nothing? They weren't preparing for anything?
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>>144793554
Skenes did it also
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coach primate
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No idea how Astros are going to overcome the rest of the Detroit starters, like uhhh skubol’s next start?
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>>144793579
>They were preparing for an invasion, which did happen. It was picked up by Soviet intelligence beforehand, and-
>Oh puleez. Soviet intelligence! The same intelligence that was so prepared that when Hitler showed up Stalin had to lock himself in the bathroom for two weeks! What intelligence Skeeeup? They didn't even know how many planes Finland had. And old Finland put a whopping on their behind
>They did
>Skeeup it's like my grandmomma used to tell me, boy don't pick a fight with a Mormon, cause even if you beat him, he got 15 brothers and sisters that'll come lay you out
>Really, she told you that?
>Yup
>Wait, so how many Mormons did you know growing up in rural savannah Georgia
>Ah, it wasn't many, you know Mormons they prefer cooler climates, AC is expensive Skip especially when you got a huge house with 30 kids
>Okay, so! Let's get back on topic here. Hermann Goering is accused of conspiring to commit crimes against humanity
>Ex post
>What?
>Ex post facto Skeeup. Those statutes never existed before this trial. They were invented just so they would have something to convict all these officers
>Well look, I'm not gonna go into the nitty gritty legal details here. The point is, these are very serious charges
>Yes
>and I don't see how he's getting out of them. And let me remind you that this comes on the heels of a revelation that 6 million Jews were massacred in the camps. 6 MILL-ION
>It wasn't 6 Skeyuup. To be honest I doubt it was even 3 million. They got that figure, the 6 million, by subtracting the number of Jews in Europe prior to the war from the number in Europe after the war. They didn't take into account the mass exodus of Jews to America and other places
>Shannon they have pictures. Huge graves with bulldozers pushing piles of dead bodies
>And what they dead from Skeeup?
>Well they were killed!
>Killed by what?
>The Germans!
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>>144793592
>Skenes
Must've been before my time..
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>>144793507
>"That's the smartest horse I ever saw!"
>"He's not so smart. He forgot to touch second base."
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>>144793567
Tigger strong, drink blood of Houston
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>>144793645
>Oh here we go with this again. Skyeep you and I both know there was an outbreak
>Outbreak of what?
>Typhus Skeeup! The German guards were dying from it too!
>Shannon they built gas chambers, they designed buildings where people would be herded in and gass-
>Without seals?
>What?
>The doors Skeeyp, they were not hermetically sealed
>Okay, so what?
>So Skyeeip, how the hell you gonna release a biological weapon in a room and you standing right outside the room with air blowing under the door!
>Look all I know is that those camps were designed to murder the occupants. One way or another
>Goering won't swing. I guarantee it
>You guarantee it?
>GUAR-AN-TEE Skyeep
>Does that mean you wanna double our bet? Let me remind you that you're already down 8 cases to me, because Joe Burrow -
>Joe Burrow has thrown a pick in 5 straight games
>Joe Burrow has outlasted your guy, Tua, or as I like to call him, 'first team all IR' -
>STOBBIT SKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
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>>144793615
Reposted
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>>144793507
10/10 kinography
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everyone is switching to the royals thread at 4, right?
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Kiss the rings.
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im not reading all that shit
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>>144793507
The slide got me kek
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>>144793675
>I said it at the time that Himmler should've overthrown Hitler and I WAS RIGHT
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went all fucking in on the tigers winning this. get me this money so i can fuck some hookers and go to /r9k/ and call them all faggot losers
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>Carla gets to be on a detective show with Sweet Dee
>JD and Turk are stuck shilling T-mobile
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tigers look like last year's dbacks ngl
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>>144793741
gl anon
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>>144793741
don't think I've browsed that board in 10 years lol
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Umpbros…
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Do it for him, asstros
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>>144793579
>>144793645
bro this shit genuinely made me laugh so hard after a shit day yesterday, thanks
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>shoes without socks
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if the astros were still the colt 45s id bandwagon them so hard and excuse the cheating
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I wonder how a female actor prepare to play a person with 160 IQ? How does she get in character?
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>>144793331
2017 and 2024 please
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AJ Hinch is very low T
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YORDADDY IS BACK
SUCK IT
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>>144792062

Detroiter here and while I support the home team, baseball is really BORING and I’d rather sports radio talk about the Lions.
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>>144793901
Single
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My IQ? 472
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We could honestly be in the market for bregman
>>144793902
No one gives a shit faggot
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HOLY SHIT PADRES WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!
Uhh..whoops! My time machine malfunctioned again.... you guys werent supposed to know that this early, sorry!
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>>144793962
keep it cubs related
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>51% GB rate
Roflcotper
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Non-AL fan here, this Skubal guy can pitch god damn
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>>144793661
>rags bandwagoning anyone playing Houston
DFW oldest past time, cuckoldry
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they say he has no skrubals
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After skubal who does the tiger have?
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>>144794109
>Houston fan doing anything but watching the game
Peak Trashtros bandwagonry, bet you can't even name 5 players on the roster :^)
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>>144794084
I guess I jinxed him
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imagine being a >rags fan kek
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win probability is such a meme
>>
michael gay
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>>144794208
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>mfw I found out Tarik Skubal was White
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sckubal kek
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nice skuba
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skubal acting like he won the world series
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>carrot weenie
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>in the process of losing to da tigers
>starts yapping about da rags
kek
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>>144794160
IAYC :^)
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Skubal got that T I G E R in him.
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>>144794277
this is the biggest moment of his career so far, so yes. it is his world series
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sit the FUCK down houston
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>>144794208
>getting absolutely assblasted by the rangers and tigers in back to back years
KWAB
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>>144794292
Cringe
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skoobie
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>>144794216
trust the experts chud
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>>144794304
Ironic :^)
>>
sKKKKubal
>>
>RISPooston
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>>144794301
What time do the rags play this postseason?
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>mfw living in the /sgv/
>getting ads for house races in the santa clarita and antelope valleys
can it be november already
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>Carmella Harris talking about how she'll bring about change
>Has led the executive branch the last four years
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>Lady Gaga
>giving opinions on a vp debate
does anyone really care about her opinion?
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>>144794341
Right after the Trashtros get swept in 4 :^)
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why are we all getting completely different advertisements. is this not a national broadcast
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>>144794301
>winning the short bus world series
is that supposed to be something we care about?
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>tfw not rich as hell
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He's a doctor, but get this, on a cruise ship
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>>144794348
she's just promoting her shitty joker musical
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>>144794358
>concedes harder
Back under your rock :^)
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Why is Framber so bad in big games?
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>>144794359
just pay attention to the game
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>>144794301
the mighty raggy poos beat the faggotbacks in the world series that nobody watched
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>>144794376
>cackles in Kamala
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>Lady Gaga gives her opinion on the MVP debate
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>>144794348
I do.
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>>144794390
The Astros could've beat them though and maybe then we could actually call them a dynasty.
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>>144794368
No one's getting wealthier in this economy
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>>144794407
she's team Lindor
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>>144794413
i will own nothing and i am happy
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>>144794208
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>>144794358
>swept in 4
>of a 3 game series
Do casuals really?
>>
tex-ass
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>>144794381
Yeah and I'll have my Commissioner's Trophy with me :^)
>>144794361
You choked Game 7 so now you don't care huh? Wow it's almost like you're not a real baseball fan to begin with
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>>144794444
Where’s the ass? Who’s son is that btw?
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>>144794444
>this is a 10 in detoilet
bros...
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>>144793579
>>144793645
>>144793675
Fucking kek
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>>144794444
how many groid children does this thing have?
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>>144794359
It’s a national broadcast on ABC local affiliates who sell their own localized ad time. I live in Florida and some of my election ads are for Florida only candidates and races.
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>>144794413
>bought my house in 2007 for $150k - 1/2 acre, pool, 4000sqft
>sold in 2021 for $450k
Kek
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>>144794454
>with me
There’s no trophy for banana ball
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>>144794413
da rich gets richer
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>>144794498
Those who bought after the pandemic are the ultimate bagholders
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>>144794443
Do the Trashtros know that? They don't seem to be playing like it
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>>144794535
>no u
IAYC :^)
>>
This sport really is boreball goddamn Im sleepy
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Those white parmesan garlic DQ wings look fucking disgusting. Like they might taste like heaven but they look like someone threw up on them
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went all in on an asstr*s walkoff
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>>144794545
LGBT
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>>144794413
thanks Kamala
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>>144794553
>google asstr s
>on government watch list
Nice job glowie
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>>144792062
>Audible let's go tigers chant at mmp in a playoff game
Fucking kek
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STEEEEEE-RIKE
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Well imo it looks like the Orange Team is gonna lose
So buckle up
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>>144794567
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>>144794551
Garlic is disgusting in general.
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>>144794602
What a fucking fatass statement
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>>144794602
Wrong
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>>144794595
Funny because Houston is sucking major cock right now :^)
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>>144794602
white ppl be like
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Tarik Skubal sounds like a cocaine dealer’s name.

>Ayo Skubal gimme dat 8 ball
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>>144794618
Ironic even :^)
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garlic is good but i don't like when people act like there can never be too much in a recipe
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>>144794602
Dude what, I season my chicken with that. It's pretty fine
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>>144794618
nice
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>>144794602
Kill yourself Mario
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>>144794602
Gay retard
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>>144794618
IAYC :^)
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houston needs some runs if they want to win this ballgame.... i think
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>>144794640
GOG (ginger onion garlic) never steered me wrong. It's my mirepoix
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>>144794668
no one knows what your faggot acronym means schizo
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why don't the astros bang out the trash cans?
their reputation is ruined may as well get a win
>>
Detroit should just forfeit
They have no chance at the WS and we need Houston to advance beat the y*nkees since every other AL team sucks
>>
Cubs would kill both of these teams
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>>144794670
Correct, Anon-sama. At least 4, to be exact.
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kinda based to create an acronym and not tell anyone what it means desu
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>>144794680
I Am Your Cumslut
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>>144794668
IAYC... "I Am Your Cuck"?
No thanks I'm straight go ask the local faggots at the Kamala Harris rally
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>>144794623
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IKTFB :^)
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>>144794684
>implying they haven't been cheating in some other way
You naive dummy.
>>
Asstros getting raped and gaped
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>>144794640
There can definitely be too much. I made some garlic bread a few weeks ago with way too much garlic and my face was oily as shit afterwards just from eating it
>>
EL BEISBOL!
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>>144794743
Raped and gaped kek
>>
PROGRAMMING ALERT: TAMRON HALL CAN BE SEEN ON THE FOLLOWING CABLE CHANNLES
>>
Tigers feel like that team that's about to meme their way to the World Series, like the Sneks last year.
>>
>>144794734
I Keep Taking Furry Benis
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>>144794753
THANK GOD HER MOM NEVER MISSES THE SHOW
>>
altuve sucks
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>>144794755
I don't think it's a meme, at the very least they're better than the Astros are
>>
>>144794615
>>144794617
>>144794623
>>144794627
>>144794643
>>144794652
>>144794655
>Y DON'T WYPIPO SEASON DER FOOOOOOKD
>>
SKUBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>pooston
holy KEK
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>>144794799
Doubtful
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>Pooston in charge of scoring
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>>144794807
It’s just a little garlic bro
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>>144794811
Your stream is pretty far behind
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>>144794753
I would have sex with Tamron Hall
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>>144794799
cope
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>>144794827
Astros are pretty far behind too
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>>144794851
Not really
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>>144794824
I do like some seasoning on my steak but I just put hot sauce on my chicken and eat it that way.
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Pretty good game so far. Skooby bros we eatin’ good
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>>144794904
For 3 games series, do they do 2-1 or 1-1-1?
>>
>make up call
>>
What kind of autist is suppose to care about some networks arbitrary "win probability" shown on the scoreboard throughout the whole game? That shit means nothing
>>
Degroid Bullpen
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>>144794946
Gambling addicts
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>>144794934
Higher seed gets all home games.
>>
>they are bringing in blanco
>another starter
did i hear wrong on the broadcast
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>>144794961
GAMBLEbacks kek
>>
>>144794946
excuse me, ser, i have an astros ml bet
>>
>named blanco
>is black
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>>144792076
What time does the team you play for play?
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>>144794946
It's there for bettors and people flipping channels
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>>144794998
are dominicans really dark or black
>>
nu bread>>144794977
>>144794977
>>144794977

>>144794977
>>144794977
>>144794977
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>>144794934
In this case, it’s 1-1 because the trashcans are getting swept
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>>144795035
yes
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Vierling looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>144794998
He no black, he Dominican papi
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>>144795037
>nu bread
does it have garlic on it?



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