>Trade Week EditionThe 2024 AFL Trade Period kicks off on Monday, October 7 at 9am AEDT and runs until Wednesday, October 16 at 7:30pm AEDT12. The Free Agency window opens a bit earlier, starting on Friday, October 4 and closing on Friday, October 11.
>>144821020why do they hate us so
what did clayton mean by this?
>Players linked to potential tradesLiam BakerIvan SoldoJack LukosiusHarry PerrymanChristian PetraccaLuke ParkerRiley GarciaJake Kolodjashnij Chad WarnerKysaiah PickettIvan SoldoBrandan ParfittJake StringerBailey SmithJames PeatlingJoe RichardsAlex Neal-BullenJosh BattleDaniel RioliJack GrahamClayton OliverShai BoltonTom BarrassDan Houston
>>144821077imagine how good geelong will be with all of those players
>>144821071
>>144821112solve a lot of their problems with aging stars and spuds clogging up their list
bit racist calling tuohy a spad champ
Why is all of our shit owned by the japanese?
>>144821223go israel btw
might make an /afl/ iceberg. give us some help.some starters>droneball>geelong salary cap cheating>2016 gf was rigged
>>144821260>it was sleet
tex killed phil walsh
>>144821260>kingy is micesperg
>>144821260>stephen dank and the weapon being at geelong for their 3 premierships before the essendon saga>players admitting illicit drug use to clubs and being secretly tested and if they test positive pulled from games under the guise of general soreness so they escape wada testing and if they test negative they are played that weekend>the afl covering this up with the eddie betts racism video of a man randomly yelling racial slurs at his kids playing basketball from his car even though their is a 2m high wall obscuring the backyard from the roadthat's just off the top of my head
>>144821260>geelong finding star ready made players just randomly in lower leagues or playing basketball, tom stewart for example
>>144821260>gaj liking the homophobic tweet that got israel fillou's rugby australia contract terminated
>>144821260>gary ablett senior being gang stalkedYes, Gary Ablett Sr. did indeed wrap his phone in aluminum foil during a court case. This unusual action was reportedly taken to prevent any potential eavesdropping or tracking of his phone during his legal proceedings
afl goal posts don't have a snicko, it's all completely fabricated
>>144821260>coaches don't vote on the coaches award>umpires looking at their phones to determine brownlow points each game
I am going to start restoring/fortifying my connection with god by restoring my eternal flame and not spilling the cup of hermes from now on.
some faggot pie, "oh no, you dont understand the game. Lions will fall out of the ladder. Just put up a bet on that and forget about it."gay cunt
>>144821260so was last years
Rewatching the 2023 grand final and the only reason it was close was because collingwood couldn't kick for shitShould've been an 8 goal blowout with how much control they had over the game, no wonder they didn't make finals this year.
>>144821260a fucking drinks cart
>>144821260Grand final entertainment is based on preplanned winner
>>144821576Great Post
what up lads
wish clubs could trade players against their will
>>144821700This would go well with a sudanese team that only plays games over there
lol
we should have an all sudo team and make them play an all boong team
>>144823601imagine the arrests after
>>144821358
Good morning alf
>>144821593Collingwood outperformed expected score actually, probably because they absolutely nailed a lot of set shots from outside 50.Brisbane missed a bunch of gettable set shots late that could have won it for them also.
>oliver staying at the dees>peatling going to the crows
>>144830902
>>144830958
Melbourne Cup - Saint Georgeremember this post :D
>clayton oliverwhat a fuckwit. defeat and disaster to any club daft enough to try and bring him in
>>144830958nonce
the daily wrap is what i call the condom i take to harlots
>>144830902>>144830958>>144828312ebin
any chance of this wind fucking off?
*blows you*
>>144833000based misso iykwim haha
>>144833000based micktranny needing vodka
pick 8 compo for this C grader
St Kilda have received Band 1 compensation for Josh Battle (currently pick 8)
Utterly grim. Corrupt competition.
>>144833699>>144834335>pick 8>fucking EIGHTdogshit
>>144833699>>144834416
the st kilda whingers
kekano
>>144833699fuck this shit
>>144834987so basically he just hates players that get injured?
why did brennan cox make that list lmao how in the weeds did he go?
>Brennan Cox has signed a bumper six-year contract extension that will see the key defender at the Club until at least the end of the 2030 season.kane hates long contractsthe naughton one was stupid as fuck
>>144833000based rulesperg needing xers safespace
We're all going to /nrl/ to support the stormies, right?
>please watch my british sportno
FUCK I HATE THE NONCE FREEMASONS OF AFL HOUSE
>>144835163>>144835238he seethes because cox is from adelaide but stayed in wa instead of going back to sa kek
>>144835238every 2nd contract these days is massivei dont really know how you go back from that considering it's the norm now (and players can always request trades anyway)
>>144835588i think it comes from a business/risk side of things. kane is just an outsider outrage merchant but sometimes he is correct on a few things. at least he is consistent with his takes.
the compensation system for trades is properly fucked
doing a pork roast for dinner tonight
we going to bitch and moan about compo pick rorts and out of cap payments or just le academies (not NGAs) and f/s
>>144836045Nice lad, sides?>>144836003
>>144836249pumpkin and asparagus! with gravy ofc. my brother (the crackling king) is finna show me how he does his.
GWS get first round compo for Perryman
cant wait for collingwoods players over picks to blow up in their face
The dees are so fucked lol
>>144837001love to see it
The afl are so fucked lel
trade period > grand final
>>144837001If they become holy and repent for marketing blasphemy then they will be forgiven. Until then, they will face retribution for all of time
cringe e-christcunt
>>144837160Based autist
cringe e-Atheist
>North Melbourne has a five-year offer for Dan Houston. But the Suns’ pick 13 is continuing to be pursued by Collingwood and Carlton as they chase Houston. That pick is hugely important in the Houston decision
>>144837160Crisp north/saints customer
Hello darlingsI don't browse /sp/ nor do I watch AFLBut I'm currently training to get a body like an AFL player by Summer (which I think is very achievable)That is to say, I'm trying to get lean, gain some muscle mass in my arms and thighs, and that's it, nothing elseThank you for your time
>>144835432im victorian so no i wont ever watch that weird sport, all rugby supporters seem so weird to me
>>144838402least homosexual /fit/izen post
>>144838402
>>144838484Well I can't post about fitness on fit because they're all retarded and they'll say "you need to do a full body routine instead" blah blah "you need to follow this strength routine" like no I don't, I know how to achieve any look I want
>>144838516stick around. you'll get some good advice.
>>144838516welcome friend but it seems you don't actually want to and or know how to achieve the afl "look"
>>144838551No I want to and I do know how to, I didn't ask for advice, I just felt like sharing it here since I saw AFL on the front page
>>144838516post body
>>144838516what's your routine going to look like
>>144838564yes but in this post >>144838402 you said>That is to say, I'm trying to get lean, gain some muscle mass in my arms and thighs, and that's it, nothing elsethat's not how its done i'm sorry to be the bearer of bad newsyou are going to look like a silly billy come summeralso what's your diet like?
/afl/ bonafide gigachad lair
>>144838582>that's not how its done i'm sorry to be the bearer of bad newsYes, it is. If you're suggesting it's more optimal to 'bulk' while putting on muscle mass and then to 'cut' to achieve a desired leanness, it's not. This is exactly the sort of post I would expect from someone from /fit/, which is why I didn't post there. You've completely ignored the fact that I'm aiming for a AFL PLAYER PHYSIQUE, not an amateur bodybuilder's physique. We're not going to argue about this, I'm right, you're wrong, what I'm doing is working, and that's that.
>>144838606>If you're suggesting it's more optimal to 'bulk' while putting on muscle mass and then to 'cut' to achieve a desired leanness, it's not.excuse me? where in any of my posts or any post in this thread did someone say that? you are jumping at shadows friendthis is /afl/ we have played afl and worked out to achieve the optimum physique for afl in our playing days
>>144838616you never went to the gym for u12 divison 2 buddy
>>144838618don't get involved in this one mate you can't hang with me
If digits will get fish and chips for dinner, else cook something
>>144838631Rolling again
>>144838606>what I'm doing is workingyou haven't actually said what you're doing
>>144838631>>144838634Fuck
>>144838631re-rolling for you but you have to get snapper not hake
>>144838638Because I don't need criticism from morons.
>>144838644crisp
>>144838641see>>144838644
>>144838646maybe i want to copy your routine ever think of that
>>144838516>>144838402You should go over to /cric/ their is a guy called zachy their who has a great physique very reminiscent of an afl player he'd be happy to share with you how he achieved his physique
push ups and body weight squats are all you need
https://youtu.be/sjjAWzZXCxk
in a right fucking mood
>>144838664>You should go over to /cric/ their is a guy called zachyBack story? Why are they obsessed
>>144838716their is no backstory and whom is obsessed with what?
>>144838729Why is /cric/ obsessed with that Zach person? I went to the general last week and there were 30+ posts mentioning him
>>144838653Well I would have gladly answered any question >>144838582 asked, including about my diet, but he chose to say "that's not how it's done" and "you're going to look like a silly billy" so he's on moron status and there's no point talking to him.
too many indians in /cric/ for me.
finna gym
>>144838745i thought /cric/ was obsessed with bard?
based convict
>>144838766nimrod
fixin to make myself a coffee
it's up>>144838870>>144838870>>144838870>>144838870
>>144838872>duplicate thread
gonna finna maccas
>>144838830after 4 pm?
>>144838979no but Steven May
so who is brisbane's key forward now? hipwood is dogshit but he's the only tall forward they have now right?
>>144838987i don't want to talk about it
the 3g/2g shutdown is a cuckwe are gonna be locked to telco approved phones
>>144839007this but cancer-inducing phones before too long
>>144838987they got that young guy who plays 3rd tall as well as hippy maybe they trade someone in or something since they don't have to pay joey anymore they should have a bit of cash to splash around
>>144838987they're going to go for mckay
afl season is over it's Friday why are you here?
>>144839100it's an interesting discussion
>>144839100this is all i have
What do you think Mark Robinson has planned for this evening?
>>144839138meth mostly
dosn
>>144839100trade period just started
>>144839184that's not call of duty you absolute dumbfuck braindead trash piece of shit it's fucking battlefield
>>144839190see >>144821020>The 2024 AFL Trade Period kicks off on Monday, October 7 at 9am AEDT
>Does the free agency compensation system need an overhaul?
>>144839274Shit is fucking ridiculous 2021 free agent comp>J Kelly - pick 42>Chol - pick 38>Hewett - pick 402022 free agents>Amon - pick 30>Hunt - pick 52>McStay - pick 35>Jones - Pick 47Then all of a sudden in 2023 everyone is getting first rounders>McKay - Pick 3>Tom Dodee (2 year deal) - 1st rounder>Jade Gresham - end of first rounder>Flynn - End of second>Jordan - End of second2024>Battle - Pick 8>Perryman - Pick 16
>>144839322does anyone know how this shit works or is it like afl umpiring where they can use ((("""discretion""")))
>>144839339the rules are made up and the score doesn't matter iykwim haha
>>144839339there is meant to be a formula but they just pull it out of their arses. last year to justify pick 3 for mckay they claimed they hadn't yet updated the pay structure to reflect the new cba so the deal netted band 1 compo when it should've been band 2. looks like they don't care about pretending any more with the battle compo. absolute fucking rort. the hawks got pick 19 for buddy lmao.
i really fucked it up this time
didn't i my dear iykwim haha
>gws has 3 firsts after ending in the top 4 nowfucking excuse me?
dont even know who the fuck josh shattle is and now he is worth pick 8
brent daniels did the funniest thing this finals seriescost someone a flag
this competition is absolutely fucking fucked mate
this country is absolutely fucking fucked mate
desi popuation doubled in australia over 10 years what the fuck is going on apart from them wanting you to racemix with their women and have their men take your jobs
>Clayton Oliver has arrived at the Melbourne best and fairest.
>>144839484
>>144839521fuck off back to israel cheers
>>144839521the country is literally unrecognisable from 30 years ago mate
Don't see joker 2 mates
>>144839501
>>144839548>>144839585losers
>nooo wwhere are le mullets
>>144839274>muh cap increase
st kilda ceo having a big sook over inequalities looks like a moron now
>>144839703wtf was his voice
when do we migrate to /cric/?
>>144839756just getting railed by my bfonce he cums in my arsehole ill be right over!
>>144839756i don't like cricket
>posters here post vivid gay sex fantasies to be "ironic" and supposedly insult gay menYou're not fooling anyone
>>144839759based nrlsperg
Just dropping by to let you know you're all a bunch of fucking pathetic losers lmaorot away in your dead thread bye
based chad
>>144839798wait, you must let me rebut.
got a haircut yet mate
took a shit
>>144839840a big collingwood
>>144834987harsh on riddles, he's just had a couple of injury plagued yearscunt is probably the best player on that list with oliver
>>144834987would have thought hipwood on 7 years be up there
https://youtu.be/xg-v2gFOQxY?si=Cx7Ppr5AamEkoe1u
dindins
fuck off cunt
>>144839860hipwood is a premiership player you idiot
its going to be hard for nick daicos to win a norm smith to top will ashcroft
aflw is boring
>>144839756/afl/ is eternal now mate
love her
>>144839766OH NO
I'm going to put it quite simply Brisbane beating sydney was a sign from god. Take that whichever way you will.
>>144840013based effeminate twinky poof
nbl commentary is worse than the afl somehow
>poo pooeyiher is a premiership player
>>144840346fuck up cuntbeen at all weekjust fuck off
been at what
fuck off cunt just leave him alone
joe daniher will be remembered as a brisbane lions legend
>>144840013corrrrrr I'd put my dick in that
>>144840244there is 2 steaks in that
>>144840465meant for high scoring grand final
>>144840528this but legal
>>144840013thats fucken delcious
>autosagedthere's aflw on retarddo you even autosage /mlb/ in the offseason?
>>144840496at least. reckon some gay is afraid of red meat
>>144840013Thats fantastic
congratulations nick
>>144840755meant mick
>>144840755at least he won the cope kek
>>144840013lgm. i made moroccan chicken with a roast veggie cous cous, no pics though
i made poo in my undies. no pics either
>>144840755
>>144840755nick loves a meaningless medal
All the collingwood fags are at the casino at fidels
the casino is what they call the daicos arses when you go in raw. sweating on that roll of the dice
>>144840755lel the eww trophy
What will the Hawks be getting from the Lions for Mitch Lewis?
talent
just dont understand grillsused to laugh at my jokes every seconds, used to respondnow, just avoiding contacti did joke yesterday. She liked, she laughed then recoiled like her brain remnding her not to get close to himi didnt fucking said anything i swearany of you expert virgins have any idea on woman psychologyher personality - shes has professionlism,not npc, has vision as where she'll be 10 years from now etc
>>>/adv/32103980
wish i had vision on where i'll be 10 years from nowhopefully alive and retired living on a beach somewhere
>>144821020>Oct 7.Good, I'll be back in Sydney. It's cold over here.
Where is everyone
/pipeher/
>>144848481aflw girls > nrlw girls
was the melbourne bnf at crown?clarry might have had a big one
>>144848481I hardly know her!
>>144848481right looks too much like a elf or something
Based
the cringy meme photos will never detract from the fact that port are a complete non event in finals and always will be
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/fbi-alert-reveals-melbourne-teenager-s-plot-to-shoot-school-derail-train-and-poison-water-supply-court-hears-20241004-p5kfxv.html
fuck off
>>144850632they are so obsessed with childrenits quite bizarre really
>>144850632>>144850657>pyle is micksperg
how come there is a team named norwood?are their fans bald
