the age of POGAČAR editionCurrent and upcoming road races:29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.106.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro 08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE09.10 - 13.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro10.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro12.10 - 14.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.112.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT13.10 Chrono des Nations 1.113.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE15.10 - 17.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT WE15.10 - 20.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT16.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro20.10 Tour of Guangxi 1.WWT WE20.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro20.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.ProCX races:06.10 Brumath Bike Festival (C1)06.10 Trofeo Villa de Gijón (C2)12.10 Exact Cross Beringen - Be-Mine Cross (C2)>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>CX races info:https://cyclocross24.com/https://cx.procyclingstats.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144834041
>>144860818I wonder if there is some bad blood between him and someone on FDJ. Also weird how he got put on their Tour squad but didn't do anything at all.
>>144860950he was going to do the vuelta and they made sure to ruin him before that
>>144860872Big ham
>>144860872Dopacar
>>144860950>Also weird how he got put on their Tour squad but didn't do anything at all.the same could be said about Gaudu
>>144861159Mortadella. In Slovenia associated with this ad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT8P70zwYVY
>>144861201He's supposed to be their main GC rider. It was always the plan that he would go to the Tour.He's just bad that's a different story.
>>144860872
Finna eat some meat now
What else are the funny/edible prizes?Not asking about a trident or a funny hat.Emilia has mortadella.Tro Bro Leon has the piglet.Paris-Camembert has your bodyweight in cheese.What else?
>>144861300Arctic Race of Norway gives away 500 kg of salmon
>>144861300
>>144860872ofc Rusbert is a pogigoy
>>144861300That one ladies race had ladies tools as prize
>>144861300Some scandi race has Salmon and theres a bunch of beer
>>144861300You would expect Amstel Gold Race to give some beer to the winner but I don't know if they get more than the one on the podium.
>>144860872What a touching gift. A twenty-six-year-old cyclist receives what at today's prices is a $40 or $50 piece of milk-fed veal.
>>144861300I imagine this sort of product rewards were much more common in the olden days.
>>144861366they don't even like the one they get
>>144861300danish commentators often talk about how once you could get insane prices in racesOmega Watch for winning a points sprint and vacations
>>144861433
>>144861458I remember an ex pro saying he won a car once and then had to go haggle with the garage to get some reduced cash price instead because he didn't need itI forgot who it was though
>>144861499With Danish registration fees and whatever taxes related to cars I could imagine this is an expensive prize to win.
>>144861336and 15k doses of measle vaccine
>>144861556yeah that was definitely part of it too
>>144861571Vingegard doing this race when?
>>144861571At the risk of being called an anti-vaxxer, I'd reject at least 14.999 doses.
Remco Ravinepoel haha
ROG IS WASHED
Mortadella is terrible deli meat desu
>>144861845t. big bologna
>>144861873Baloney is even worse
>>144861845are you out of your mind? what, pray tell, do you a burgerbert consider good? kraft singles?
>>144861924he's a spam chad
>>144861924I make my own stuff
>>144861845>>144861924he's right, mortadella is just slightly fancy baloney, it's barely any better. The pistachios and heterogenous specks of fat add nothing of value.
Tomorrow
>>144861845>tf>tp
>>144861985Time to feast
>>144861845Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad. A good quality mortadela and some fresh baked bread still warm from the oven is one of this world's greatest pleasures.
>>144861954t. delimeat snobBut it doesn't answer my question, what is "your own stuff"?
>>144862027based
>>144861985
>>144862112Leberkäse
>>144860729They don't have any other option, if they don't overpay riders will just leave, which already happens anyway.>>144860818Groupama has one of the lowest budgets in WT right now, the money from Pinot and Démare was not reinvested and just taken out of the team, and I think Willier gives less than Lapierre did.
>>144862174never bothered trying any of the fancy tubed liver stuff when the french patés in those cryovac slabs are just as good
>>144862275That bad eh?I remember reading FDJ was somwhere in the middle of the pack in terms of budget. But then again that was years ago. Grim that it's come to this.
>>144862275the trick is finding a mutant or two and build your entire team around that like alpecin
>>144862480Squeakers can never be mutants in the pros however
I got food poisoning four times in me life and m*rtadella was involved two (2) times of thatof death, literally in the name innit
>>144862510they could atleast find someone to dominate all those french races like tro broAG2R, cofidis and arkea absolutely heem them at nowadays
>>144862174based af, always wanted to make a loaf myself. you got a recipe?
>>144862510peak Allah was rather mutant
>>144862811Pre Covid is basically WW2 tier by now
>>144862811and Samuel Dumoulin
Who will be the Floyd Landis of the Pogi story?
>>14486277615% beef brisket50% pork shoulder20% pork fat15% crushed iceOnion powderWhite PepperCardamomGinger powderPaprikaMaceNutmegSaltCutter PhosphateCuring SaltChop the meat up, add all spices except salt, cutter and curing salt and put in freezer for 2 hours. Then grind it up very very fine. Put the minced meat into a food processor with the salt, cure and cutter and make it a homogenous mass. Add the crushed ice slowly during this entire process. Finally rub some butter or fat on a baking form and massage the pink mass into it very aggressively so no bubbles form. Then bake it for a couple hours based on weight
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP GC>after giro-dell-emilia
>>144862933Ohh oh. We don't say that name around here Bert. You will upset "him".
>>1448630272000 advantage for me on G3 slurpage and two Pogacaca races left where I will have to minimize the losses.Will they do it, will I hit it good on the other races left and finish the first full season in top 10.LET'S FIND OUT>varg throwing a finger towards the camera
>>144863023never realized how complicated making Fleischkas is. I will continue buying it at the Metzger around the corner
love me a good slab of meat
>>144861341lol
>>144861421Pidcock is such a fucking faggotwhere are his gay little emotional support dogs?
>>144861433that's a pretty awesome prize ngl
>>144862027that diabetus rot in his legs
>>144863021Pogacar
>>144863338going full pate paste at that point
>>144863021me
>>144863599don't do it matteo
>>144863614ok I won't
the effects of abandoning z2 are very noticeable
>>144863666Fun fact Adam YATES got Pog to abandon the z2 man after he got great results from switching to Sola himselfalso a noticeable bump
>>144863745imagine javier sola... on intermache
>>144863802February would never be the same
>37.8 km solo>in Giro d'Emiliakek clown show of a ""sport""
for such dedicated goomblers some of you sure seem not to enjoy it so muchaddict behaviour that is
here come the VPN shitposters
>>144863904took you long enough
>>144864080they are just pretending to hate it for appearance it's like the alcoholic who claims he drinks one beer at lunch or a glass of wine at dinnercouldnt be me I love every second of goombling and I'm on beer 6 today
my boy hamza YACINE got kwabed in the channel. Sad!
>Imagine that you can take a nutritional supplement, certain effects are equivalent to running ten kilometers at high speed on an empty stomach>A research group from Aarhus University has developed a molecule which, according to them, imitates the health benefits of regular and regular intense exercise>The new molecule is called LaKe and consists of lactate and ketone substancesoh boy here we go againwe sure are world champions in making drugs for fat people
>>144863460
>>144864144>sechs bierbaste
>>144864116how much in total has poga solo'd this year?500 km? 1000 km? and has he gotten caught a single time?has it ever back fired?
>>144864267>has he gotten caught yes in the tour by vingegaard>has it ever back firedyes he lost that stage to vingegaard
>>144864267yes actually
>>144864314also this one where he got too greedy
>>144864301>>144864314>he lost bonus seconds to one riderkek
>>144864352we could count msr as well where Grug closed him down with that mega sprint or maybe thats too short
>>144864314pogacars ONE bad day in an ENTIRE year
>>144864417the first c*nadian race was a bad day as wellwhere he couldn't drop de lie and had 2 other lotto lads catch up to him
>>144864414if his teammates didn't abandon him that day he would have probably won that tooin his current shape he might even ride away before the poggio
>i WILL NOT admit to myself that this sport that i've spend hours and hours watching has turned into a laughable circus
>Are you not entertained?
>>144864496you play every mickey mouse race on velogames so you're worse than the average viewer to be honest
>>144864460I think that is what he will try next year because from that one recent interview it sounds like msr will be one of his main focus races. Cipressa attack
>>144863460Behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my cleats
>>144864518>making a team in 5 minutes for the luls vs watching for 6 hours
>Asgreen to EFgood team for him, bit of a Bettiol replacement for them as well
>>144864771better than unox t b h
>>144864771does it matter where he goes when he's so shit
>>144864845he's gonna get his mojo back there
>>144864314I'm convinced this was Pogacar doing theater
>>144861458>Omega Watch for winning a points sprint and vacationsIsn't the former still a thing in some Suisse race? I vaguely remember some race this year having mid-race Tudor (?) sprints where the winnter gets a watch.
>>144864883unless ibarguren joins him I doubt he will ever ride a good result againmaybe when vaughters let's picollo import some more roids for south america
>Event in Europe Allez! Allez! >Event in USA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>144861571wat een mazelaar
I can't tell the difference between spoken Ukrainian and Russian but I can tell immediately the Ukrainian or Russian accent when they speak English.So I should be able to recognize spoken Ukrainian and Russian too, I just don't know I can.>>144864918It was Tour de Schweiz indeed, there was a Tissot sprint.
>>144864956I thought it was LEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in USA.
>>144865815FIGHTAND WIN
They're seriously calling that new world tour race the "copenhagen sprint"? What if someone stays ahead
>>144865895DE-FENCE....clap clap cap....DE-FENCE....
>>144865815that's just zoomeur mushmouth
>>144866213I have seen enough jomboy lipreadings to know thats not true.
>>144866015Cant believe this fucking waste of a wt calendar slot is going ahead.
>>144866247I shudder at the thought of having endured the experience of whatever garbage to which you're referring
>>144866300>whatever garbage to which you're referringjust US sports fan culture
>>144866497never heard of thatnor have I heard anyone say "less go" when I attend the cycling here in the statesif anything people will say "more go"
>>144866045How do Europeans cheer for their defensive players? Do they just only cheer for the offence or something?
>>144866896I think they throw garbage and piss at the opponent team
>>144866896don't cheer at all
>>144867131best defense is a good offense innit
Women were better looking in the 70's
>>144867229you mom were thats for sure
>>144867264My mom wasn't born yet in the 70's
>>144867297thats fucking scary bro/heures de burger/ yets?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAneXD9sFt8
>>144867297no cap?
>>144864417He said he bad day in the Giro but we didn't notice it. I think it's stage 10
>>144868518he's a good lad
>>144867887No it is cap she was born in 1970
CM Punk and Drew McIntyre are having a pretty violent match in Hell in a Cell currently. Punk is bleeding like a stuck pig
>>144868518are matty seems a cured meat enjoyer
There are too many races and they constantly add new ones. Why don't the riders go on strike? Race days should be capped at the very least.
>>144869220They barely race these days though. The teams are big enough to handle it
>>144869220they used to race more
>>144869220t. most enthusiastic velogoombler
>>144869281If you are good enough to choose your own races which only applies to a handful of riders. The average pro gets flogged all over the world in shit races that nobody watches. but not gonna rant about the nonsense calendar for the 100th time. Anyway I found this quite frankly absurd stat. How can this happen so often? Ridiculous. If it happened once it would be crazy enough.
>>144869723Most are national championships
>>144869220Why do you care so much?
>>144869845ah fuck that ruins it. yeah didn't even think of that. >>144869864yeah I'm really losing sleep over it
>>144869891The Cepeda stat is pretty remarkable on its own, considering they're on two separate professional teams riding two separate races on separate continents
The last ten podiums of Tour de l'Ain lmao. One year really stands out
>>144870196>GTs per podium0-0-0-0-0-9-0-0-0-0
Those self-inflating tyres of Vos's? €3,898
>>144869723>The average pro gets flogged all over the world in shit races that nobody watches.And they don't even try in the majority of those, it's not much different from a training ride for them.
>>144870494Some of them earn less than the average Bert
>>144870494shitty races with barely any coverage and majority of the riders not even tryinghmmm not sure about this business model
>Mikal Uglytown Owlshousewtf norway
>>144870809Grimm was a normal Nordic name for centuries, Grimsby England means "Grimms town" because some Danelaw dickhead and his harem had a longhouse there in the 1100's.
>>144870929Sometimes you just call a place for what it is.https://cleasby-vigfusson-dictionary.vercel.app/word/grimmr
>>144871134>vercelwhat's a ver?
>>144871170Im more interested in the old Icels.
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF AMERICAN SHRIMP I MISS GREENLAND SHRIMP I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD HOMEMADE ÆGOGREJEMAD BUT NOTHING HERE TASTES PROPER
>>144871690Looks like standard brunch menu item you can get anywhere?
>>144872012You simply wouldn't understand. Those individual tiny shrimp have more taste than you'd find in an entire shrimp broil over here, with nothing but a little salt and lemon juice added
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO1Sqzp4PgU
>>144872140i dunno about american shrimp but i've never had a problem with the imported stuff from Asia. We got something local called Matane shrimp, but to me they are just much smaller salty pals, didnt remember if they were more flavorful or not. Have you ever tried Argentinian "wild" red shrimp? Shit tastes like lobster but with a texture that's like a mix between lobster and shrimp
>>144872701Do they have any good Newfoundland shrimp?
>>144872749never tried that
>>144872773You should. North Atlantic shrimp are like caviar, small salt bombs
for me it's the humble deen
you can't really buy murican shrimp in the u.s., 90% is imported from india or ecuador
>>144874275there are two fishmongers within 20km of me house that sell gulf and NC skrimpI'm sure in bigger cities it's even more
>>144874573In DC there are a bunch from NC and the Gulf, but none from Canada or Greenland
>>144874573>20km of me houseFake burger Euroboo
>>144874573these are negligible. i just want some astaxanthin fed farmed shrimp.
>>144875723grow em yourselfyou DO have a seafront property...don't you?
>>144874573no actually it's less in bigger cities, it's all frozen and imported. The only place you can get fresh local shrimp is in backwater coastal towns. All the shrimp that you see on the displays are thawed, but it just looks prettier to the consumer but the majority of it isn't fresh.
>>144876434i just checked, my local fishmonger in a major city has a selection of US and imported shrimps/prawns including NC/burger hours has become shrimp hours/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maCQTuMJRzw
>>144875184its traitordane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=222PionAMuM
opening social media after Emilia today and seeing french people call on Jonas to save cycling is kinda ironic in a funny way
>>144876897No I am traitordane that is not me
>>144876194i have something near cold spring harbor on long island but i rented it out
i missed the race is rog alright? just dnf'd to take lombardia at 110%?
>>144879221That race is over pal lmao
>>144879034nobody ever told me how fun long island is during the summer. spent last august near jones beach, best vacation i've had in a while.
>>144879247i know it's over just checking rog ain't dead
>>144879355Rog is zed, and zed is dead
the 2021 coppa bernochi remco won in the rain was the race that got me back into cycling, i hadn't watched races since watching lance with my dad way back, damn good race, the italian classics really get me off, very romantic
>>144879608Big fan of the Italian classics. Tre Valli is my favorite one
One more win and this will be the most successful Slovenian season of all time (finally eclipsing the 2023 season)
How will TotalEnergies respond do yall reckon?
burger hours are over
>>144885132long live burger hours
I just read the last 10 pages of Pogs thread on the clinic. It's just so good. The seething is unreal. I hope some of them post here.
>>144886153Nah, we have enough retards
>>144886508You don't want to add to the menagerie?
>>144886835I would like to add to the fromagerie
>>144867297I told you he's a dirty fucking spic indian faggit
>>144886887He meant boulangerie please pay attention.
>>144886082Long live foot cheese birber hours
>>144886835Were getting a bit full on the schizo side if you ask me
Leaving my parisien subhurb to go to Germany. Saw a couple of guy getting ready for their Sunday ride. It's like 10 degree, gray with some rain and they're going to ride at least 15k to get to some decent place. I don't understand how you can pick this hobby here
>>144887452based grinders if you ask me
>>144887585Also rim Chad, so clearly the guy knows his stuff
>>144887452Did you bring your sugar packets and bad dragon fag?
thumbs up, very nice
kern pharma chads going wild
>>144887894South-East Asians have to be the ugliest mfers on this planet.Maybe besides Abos and some Papuan tribes but that would all be consistent with South East Asia and their descendants.
>>144887956I think they're funny to look at whereas Abos are straight up repulsive
>>144887994Did you know Syritsa's father was cut out from an ice cave in the Neandertal
>>144888029
>>144887994MASSIVE GLEB really is massive
theres a cute tomboy cyclist on the same uni courses as me, how do I impress her? talk about bikes? pedals? pogacar? I don't know if she watches the sport anymore
>>144888611invite her to your group rides and impress with your watts
>>144888611Brag to her about your W/kg.You are not a watlet are you Bert?
>>144888611Ask her if she wants to try your rape machine. That's how I met my wife son
>>144888611It's the paradox of ciclismo: to get close to her, you'll have to drop her and put distance between you
>>144888653>>144888678I'm not the gigachad finnish flag who posts his impressive rides here.. I don't even have a suitable bike and would get embarrassed by her
>>144888611>tomboygay
>>144886153Was talking about Pog down the pub with me mates. They know who he is from watching the tdf but that's all they'd watch. Anyway I was telling them all about the bald fraud and how Pog is CLEAN. They take my word as gospel since I am the cycling authority.
>>144888795Post her picture/tootsies from being social media stalker creep you asian snow nigger
>>144888795that puts the whole "impressing" part out of the question then. just talk to her about watching races >>144888803yeah she probably is but dont rain on finberts hopes
pog's clean and the bald's fraud simple as
>>144888795>I don't even have a suitable bikepost bike
Dopachud? Never heard of her
>>144888795get your ass up and get started thenhow else is this supposed to play outyou think she watches pro cycling or what, chances of that are near zero I reckon
>>144888888SEIG
>>144888888what the fuck is this sport lol
>>144888896She watches my wife compete with wiebes gripping my cock. There's only so much of me that can go around
>>144888888cheers for inviting all the retards here, this subversive action will be noted
>>144888816she looks a lot like picrel>>144888835it's just a basic 15 year old city bike with flat front tire that blew up the last time I was cycling, haven't bothered buying a new one yet, been pondering the option of just buying a proper bike and giving the current one away>>144888896she might, she said she used to cycle at high national level in the past
>>144888888Hoch auf dem gelben Waaagen!
my dad is an avid mountain biker but doesn't care about pro cycling at all, last time I remember him talking about it was when Lance got busted and he was somehow extremely angry about ityesterday when he visited he asked me out of the blue what I was thinking about this Pogacar character and how ridiculous it is that he's just getting away with all this
>>144888955get one of the cheap decathlon bikes then to get you started. also you should really go and tell her she looks like kittens, and then go on and explain what 4chan and soc are
>trying to impress a foid by getting into HER hobbyif you really have this mindset you already failed massively, if a foid is into you SHE will pretend to really be into your hobby, not the other way around (unless you're trying to get friendzoned or become her gay best friend)
>>144888957whenever this comes up you need to lower your head, start muttering the phrases 'bald fraud' 'zone 2 devils' 'not his final form' and 'mou always knows' and walk out of the room while doing so
can Lund take away mcnuggies jersey just on bonus seconds?
This is the most russian looking man ever
>>144888985thanks for the tips, might aswell introduce her to /cyc/ while at it
Just spoke to Pog on the phone there. He says he wishes he did the vuelta but he was afraid it would be hard to recover because he is too clean.
>>144889081We already have too many girls itt
Remembered that there was a velogoomble with just 2 min to go. Submitted it with 10s left.At least no time to overthink and adjoost.
>>144889069Yes
>>144889080Tadhg Furlong on a diet
>vuelta>hard
>>144887452>It's like 10 degree, gray with some rainbelgians, dutchies and central europeans are the best at this sport though
>>144887452The atmosphere is so much better for sport once you drop below 15 degrees
>>144888955Those feet belong in my throat
It's sunny outside but reportedly barely 10 degrees. This sounds like a gigantic bait to dress lightly.Thinking of taking it short and easy and then hopefully doing BIG rides on Tuesday and Thursday. A bit windy but what do you want, it's middle of October.And then it's rape season proper.
Cro Race (2.1)Stage 6 (Final)Sveta Nedelja - Zagreb157.5 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/startlistGC after stage 5:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/stage-5-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/stage-6/livehttps://crorace.com/en/live-race/Roadbook:https://crorace.com/pdf/CRORace2024_Roadbook_web.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+13:00 CET
18? yeah rightbelieve it when I see itthe Norwegians say 16 and rainrunning day tomorrow so it don't really matter anywaynow we cycle (13 feels like 11)
Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze (1.1)Lissone - Lissone166.7 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/coppa-agostoni/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/coppa-agostoni/2024/result/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Rai15:00 CET
>>144889260yea dont get baited because this may very well be weather for your new winter gear. Weatherfrogs calls it all 10-12° the past couple days but it's like 7-9° in reality and everything in the shade is chilly
Paris - Tours Elite (1.Pro)Chartres - Tours213.8 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-tours/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-tours/2024/result/livehttps://racecenter.paris-tours.fr/en/Streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / Rai / VRT / RTBF / RTVE / NOS15:00 CET
>>144889260just did a ride and it felt more like 8, cold ass wind
>>144886153just read this. top comedy. one lad sure he's using a motor
31 Mads Pedersen28 Arnaud De Lie27 Jasper Philipsen19 Milan Fretin9 Emilien Jeannière9 Paul Penhoët6 Matteo Trentin6 Taco Van Der Hoorn6 Rui Oliveira5 António Morgado5 Luca Mozzato4 Christophe Laporte4 Mathias Vacek4 Per Strand Hagenes3 Jenno Berckmoes3 Fabio Christen3 Riley Sheehan3 Mike Teunissen2 Edoardo Affini2 Magnus Cort2 Pau Miquel2 Anthony Turgis2 Valentin Madouas2 Arnaud Démare1 Patrick Eddy1 Fabien Doubey1 Ethan Vernon1 Tobias Halland Johannessen1 Alex Kirsch1 Jannik Steimle1 Tibor del Grosso1 Dries De Bondt1 Pascal Ackermann1 Samuel Leroux1 Lewis Askey1 Jérémy Lecroq1 Edward Theuns1 Jan Sommer1 Laurenz Rex1 Ivo Oliveira1 XABIER MIKEL AZPARREN1 Marius Mayrhofer1 Cees Bol1 Rory Townsend1 Markus Hoelgaard1 Nils Eekhoff1 Matis Louvel
>>144889420MWW
2 ======24 Mads Pedersen Arnaud De Lie23 Mads Pedersen Jasper Philipsen18 Arnaud De Lie Jasper Philipsen15 Mads Pedersen Milan Fretin14 Arnaud De Lie Milan Fretin13 Jasper Philipsen Milan Fretin3 ======15 Mads Pedersen Arnaud De Lie Jasper Philipsen13 Mads Pedersen Arnaud De Lie Milan Fretin12 Mads Pedersen Jasper Philipsen Milan Fretin10 Arnaud De Lie Jasper Philipsen Milan Fretin4 ======10 Mads Pedersen Arnaud De Lie Jasper Philipsen Milan Fretin5 ======3 Mads Pedersen Arnaud De Lie Milan Fretin Emilien Jeannière Paul Penhoët3 Mads Pedersen Arnaud De Lie Jasper Philipsen Milan Fretin Rui Oliveira3 Mads Pedersen Jasper Philipsen Milan Fretin Emilien Jeannière Paul Penhoët
>6 ======2 Mads Pedersen Arnaud De Lie Jasper Philipsen Milan Fretin Rui Oliveira Per Strand Hagenes>/pinot/>2 Legit 2 Quit
>>144889288How does babby get skelly like Sean Kelly?
>>144889448
>>144889475what is this anyway and why is MVDF always on the top
>>144889549because he's a boring cunt who takes no risks and has no secret picks.
>>144889573I should add that this is the winning formula. I should know since I am the defending champ.
>>144889549>what is this anyway Mads picked by 31 bertsFretin picked by 19 bertsTrentin picked by 6 bertsrider pick sum = 56>why is MVDF always on the topBecause he steals picks ALL the time.
ceriel "diesel" desal in the breakpack it up everyone it's over
>>144863021Ayuso methinks
grug 2bying today
>>144889709my commuter continental tire at the back
Tour of Iran (Azarbaijan) has been cancelled
>>144889725kek
>>144861342>pogigoythe seething seems to be off the charts, you danes are now even worse than those middle-aged female fans of roglici don't think rusbert is even particularly fond of poglič anyway
>>144889573I am NOT boring. But I have to defend my spot now.
>>144889762Of course. But it is boring.
>>144889762youre being blamed for actually playing the game
>>144889775But I am on top because of my great secret picks earlier. Not boring.
>>144889812kurwabert, a fact check on this?
>>144889709How can he realistically expect to win without a Gravaa KAPS hub system (€3,898 + tip)?
man we need to hire the Clinic schizos to replace our lame schizos. They go off on tangents about Stoke City and the Russians being in on faking the moon landing. Then back to screeching about Pogi in the next post. It's is comedy gold. One lads "proof" of doping is Pogi doing the climb yesterday only a little bit slower than he did it before. He should be tired after burning matches and be more than 3 seconds slower!Aight that's enough of that. Off for me ride.
>>144889709The one by même is probably the worst of this industry. Front mech is probably the most reliable piece of equipment Ona bycicle
>>144889878I completely agree but 1by is great for my wife because she doesn't ride that often and was always overwhelmed with using the front derailleur. Women, amiright?
>>144888611be BBC
>>144889878My first road bike as a teen had a triple chainring and although I never used the smaller one because I wasn't redpilled on cadence back then I never had any issue switching gears etc. I wonder why triple went out of style, maybe a difficulty to index the FD
nice "gravel" course UCI60% paved roadsjust gonna watch MTB WC in Canada
>>144889930Probably wouldn't sell any if they still made them. Big cassettes are normal now. If you need more than 34x34 you should probably get an e bike at that stage
>>144889949Watch Paris-Tours. The real gravel race.
>>144889958>If you need more than 34x34 you should probably get an e bike at that staget. rampalet
>>144889859Shadup bitch, your nasty feet scared them off
already over
>>144889918Yeah it's not a huge problem for casual riding but if you need to sprint and to climb the range you need means either 2 front or some ridiculous 12-13 tooths on the back which is way more complex
>>144889958You should be banned from swimming pools and sandals
>>144889987GREAT
>>144889930they died because pros used 2x and people want to larpI bought a used Serotta with that era Ultegra on itI thought it was going to be shit because it was so old but it shifted amazing, as good as the DA of that era (this was in like 2016)
>>144889987FUCK
>>144889918I was selling a gravel bike a month ago that had a chain that was too short for extreme cross chaining since I recently switched the subcompact for a compactwoman comes over to check it outfirst thing I say is "DO NOT EXTREME CROSS CHAIN IT YOU WILL BREAK THE DR, DO NOT PUT IT IN 50-36"What do you think the very first thing she does is?
>>144890052
>>144890052based stacy
>>144889958You're right I think the cassettes going up to 34 fixed that problem. but back then 28 was the max so having a small 30 chainring could let anybody get up rampas. For a beginner those were pretty good
Is Ti a meme?
>>144890079yes
>>144890073I have a friend who still rides 3x although I haven't really paid attention to see if he actually uses it
>>144890079in what respect?
>>144889831Yes well, he was very good in warmup and improved in stageraces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnwzOr1_oSQ Peak torque also made a video about gearing. Obviously the technology now allows for MTB cassettes on road bikes but back in the day having anything above 30 would seem like a total fantasy
>>144889831Plus very good in the superclasico races that counted.
that's a DQ
>>144890079the 'dampens vibrations' is bsthey are really nice though for a bike as an object of style, I'd like to have one Steel is the most overrated frame materialsthe ride is almost always shit compared to modern aluminum or CF
>>144863027Top 25 lets goooooI'll take it after this turbulent year with many happenings and missed racesNext year top 10 is finally coming
>>144890162>Steel is the most overrated frame materials>the ride is almost always shit compared to modern aluminum or CFI just use steel bikes for my commuter beaters since it's easy to find older Look steel bikes from the 90s here. It sure is bumpy but it gets the job done for city use and no one cares about stealing old steel bikesTIME on the other hand when they still manufactured their Aktiv forks had a really effective vibration damping system that you actually can noticeably feel. The difference between the standard CF fork and the fork with the damper, although 250-300grams heavier, makes longer ride much more easier on the upper body and gives more confidence in the descents. They discontinued the production of those because people wanted to buy lighter to mimic pros
>>144890116being anal about staying in Z2 is the most retarded shit everi'm pissed I bought into it for so longim in a super hilly area, i stopped caring about it this year, if I went into tempo/threshhold on a climb I dont care, I wouldn't try to be in those zones, but I also wouldn't slow if I got into them, I was basically riding the worst way possible according to everyone on reddit/internet blogs/youtubers IE "junk miles" fittest I've ever been
>>144890240it's more about doing volume than anything
Here is your gravel race, community bros
>>144890261Paul Voss will win
>>144890240Shadup you spic fuck Indian
>>144890240I've always thought of Z2 as a good way of doing very long rides. Once you're able to do 6hrs on a bike at a stable pace the world is yours
>>144890258Literally just ride as much as you can and eat a lot
>>144890258that's how I looked at it, but if I'm in threshold for 3 min on a 20 minute climb, I still count that as Z2 riding in a 3-5 hour ride all those micro efforts stack up but it's not like a 20 min threshold effort in terms of stresswhen I started doing VO2 work very first interval I did was close to previous PR after not having done any intensity in about 8 months
>>144890286It's basically this, and a natural consequence of that is doing a lot of z2 because otherwise you just exhaust your legs too fast.But if you don't have time because of work or your lifestyle to ride long hours I don't see why you would actively try to get pure z2 out of your 1.5h ride like some people swear by, might as well smash.
>>144890286yes
>>144890261John Borstelmann (San Luis Obispo, Calif.; Slowtwitch Goodlife Racing)Ted King (Richmond, Vt.; Cannondale)Andrew Lydic (Boulder, Colo.; Ride BMC)Justin McQuerry (Austin, Texas; Ibis Cycles/ Presta Cycle/ Moose Packs)Ethan Overson (Superior, Colo.; Scuderia Pinarello)Colby Simmons (Durango, Colo.; Team Visma | Lease a Bike)Brennan Wertz (Mill Valley, Calif.; Mosaic Cycles)what the fuck is this team
Do the eurosport commentators in your country barely talk about the race itself?they just keep talking about cycling related stuff besides the race
Kek, another 100km solo. This time against frauds
How long have you fags been making these threads? 6 years?
why is Tiz only streaming ladies gravel worlds?wtfthat happened yesterday
>>144890437broadcast doesn't start for another 10 minutes
>>144890420nobody works together in this race so it's already overatleast I don't have to tune in now
understandable mistake
>>144890507Even if they did, grug is 30w stronger and better handler. Only a puncture could have saved this race
>>144890396Eurosport here is just visma ball washing
>>144890420couldn’t wait until the coverage jesus christ
Kek litteraly the belgiun https://x.com/WielerFlits/status/1842898683215438018
Waar usa. Canyon is going to pay a fortune to grug to go do unbound
>>144890591Voss top 10 would be neat.
>>144890396No Jens Voigt is serious about cicilismo.
WE LIVE IN BELGIUM
>he doesn't mute the c*mmetary
how did nobody fall in the water?
>>144890591>Rapemann
>>144890713must be fake faker
>>144890713Who says nobody did. No worries, UCI will check an hour after the race
>>144890723He's actually called Raßmann but the retards probably thought that ß is a b
Hold up, that's not Paris huehuehue
That took forever, how are they always so bad changing front wheels?
>self-inflating tires
I'm back in civilization Berts. I wish nobody to experience Polish railways customer service (it's kurwa), smelling the coal filled air of Katowice, having to take fl*xbus from Katowice to Ostrava because Poland doesn't know the concept of running a replacement bus for a damaged railroad bridge for only 5km across the border to Czechia, riding the tram through Ostrava, the Liège of Czechia and all in fog and darkness. It was very grim. The train cars were Polish, although it just ran between Czechia and Austria, so no wifi to pretend to be bertaczek.The sun is shining in Vienna, life is good again.
I'm sorry but this gravel thing is so unbelievably boring to watch compared to actually doing it yourself
>>144890838Sounds like a great trip
>>144890713wtf is gog jail?
>>144890162>Steel is the most overrated frame materials>the ride is almost always shit compared to modern aluminum or CFHurrdurr you've obviously never ridden a good quality steel bike, steel is still real
>>144890893keep asking questions and I'll put you in there
MvdFraud what a pussy can't even 100km solobitch nigga
they are all so boredliterally UCI Gran Fondo Championship
Interesting ride yesterday to West Point (US Army military academy) with a military escort through the grounds, normally closed to cyclists
Gravel must be done in mtb trails to be fun
remember when the Tour was briefly a gravel race
>>144890838Kek, there is always a problem on the borderlands, very few services run in conjunction with the other side. Usually you have to pick if you use PKP or CD or understand one or the other will not give a shit about your cute little ticket and/or tight timetable.You also get replacement busses all the time within Poland.And the air is great ever the night temps dropped below 10C, there is a home or two in my town that immediately starts burning old furniture and railroad ties impregnated with creosote, the smog sensor in that are goes red sad face immediately.>>144890878See, you should come, spend your westoid shekels, instead of risking fights with some churkas. Even if you wanted we already have them here.
>>144890946Coverage is irritating. They're spending entire time trying to convince me why this is exciting. It insists upon itself.
>>144890940Europe could never
Cereal Diesel wouldn't bring any points, I would be fuming if I did pick him.
>Frederik Rubmankek this announcer
>>144890946noyou just need actual gravel not 10 miles of pavement into 1 mile of dirt bike path into 10 miles of pavement for a total of 110 flat milestons of legit gravel events in Europe, UCI is just retarded
>>144890987glad to see the random tanks on pedestals are a worldwide phenomenon
lads are nearly running the speed of the "peloton"pathetique
kwab
>>144891106they chuted
she deserves a BWC
guy on eurosport saying he wants the ladies milan san remo to be 200 km's next year. thinks they can do it
>>144891162They can but the main question is who's gonna watch it
places gravel championship should be in in EuropeSpain, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Greece, Slovenia, Slovakia, Hungary, Austria, Portugal, Estonia, Wales, Scotland
I don't see Bottas on the PCS startlist, is there a non-pro event or something?
>>144891162So... what will happen to Trofeo Alfredo Binda?
>>144891176me ya fuckin simp
>>144891193He's in the men's 35-39 racehttps://www.acn-timing.com/?lng=EN#/events/2158057857537871/ctx/20241005_gravel/generic/121_4/home/ENT4
>>144891193has anyone seen this group?
>>144891207Having second rate male races is more important than having female races chud
>>144891193wish this retard would retire from F1 alreadymost phone it in im here for the paycheck driver in the history of the sport
>>144891220he looks 55
>>144891248You've obviously never watched a single F1 race before Drive to Survive then
>>144891248Wish Checo would go firstBut yeah Bottas is boring
so they just ride for teams? Alpecin riders are just working for MVDP
>>144891248he's a solid driver and won a ton of races when Hamilton was at his peakGreat qualifierRarely crashes outSolid career
>I took a break from not riding my bike to not ride my bike
>>144891324>alogarbage brand
>>144890591Hè? Voss?
>>144889096there are w*men here?
WE LIVE IN FRANCE
>>144891274Buttass has been a back marker for 5 years. Give it up already. >>144891302I don't get the hate for Perez. He had 4 podiums this year, 2nd last year, 3rd year before. He only has mid pack results since the RB has gone to shit. Even Verstappen is finishing high mid pack now in it.
>>144891324>red recoveriesFrom what?
grug smash
>>144891356Well if you consider some of the self reported height and weight of some Bert(a)s you start to wonder.
>>144891402cancer inducing ass clappings
>>144891427With 4 Belgians in the chasing group
>>144891307>winning 10 races in FIAMG era
I see my boy Troon
comicale
Gianni Vermeersch lol
>>144891480is that bouhani?
mohoric regretting life decisions right now
>>144891480FOR ISRAEL
>>144891480Hope somebody pushes him in the ditch
Mohoric subscription to Slovenia gigaEPO has run out
>>144891503probably wants to kill bouhanni
>team Belgium when it's a WC in Leuven
>>144890940>military escort on bike ridemost american post this week
>>144891480Not even joking, but it pisses me off to no end that this fucker is allowed to participate in the sport
Alpecin riders are just riding for Mathieu lol
>>144891526Dude was all excited about his new training regime before the season. Safe to say it backfired spectacularly.
>>144891324 i really needed to see this person post about not riding their bike. stupid little cocksucker faggot
>>144891579what was it? Z2?
>>144891579gone way too skelly, there was a point he looked like a corpse
>>144891324onlyfans?
>>144891627once you show the goods the grift ends, these people live off imagination of pathetic men
>>144891356she's probably smoking weed right now
team USA check?
>>144891677shes ugly like a jew. polack jewbergstein
Why isn't Keegan Swenson racing for USA today?
>bike path world championship
>>144891779afraid to get exposed for the fraud he is
>>144891779He only does actual gravel races
now that we've got that out of the way, it's time to go tend my farm in Landwirtschaftssimulator 22
Apparently Arensman's 5min max wattage is 525W, some berts could definitely break that in a couple years. Didn't realise that even top gc guys are such wattlets
>>144891866If you're so good, why aren't you a pro?
How is this gravel?
>>144891923it's not about gravel it's about beer tents and money
>>144891892I am nowhere near that and I weigh 15kg too much, heh. I was thinking about the leafbert who did over 500W last winter and the German kilowatt bert.
>>144891923If the route is too gravel-y, the big World Tour names won't participate. If the big names don't participate, nobody gives a shit about this race.
My commute is a better parcours than that
Mads goes.Kakerman follows.
Pedersen goes with 69km to goHe's entering his Pogi era
>>144892008That's not the reason. Next year will be gravely it's just Flanders classic wanted to host it to make money and the uci is retarded
Stuyven is so fed up with Vermeersch
>>144892058the team game is annoying when the guy they're riding for is already the overwhelming favorite
real gravel almost starting on paris tours
>>144892095PARIS ROUBAIX SHOULD BE A FALL RACE AHHH
>>144892058we all are
mads going absolutely nuts
>>144892107why do they call them chemin de vigne
looks like I am back JUST in time for some MWW kino
riders finally figuring out the G2 slurp syndrome and going long
Mads chasse patate
>>144892178works in Zwift tooif you get a small gap, everyone behind just gives up
>>144892263also better to be alone on those small roads, if some shitter chutes in front of you it's over
>more-cow
>>144892178they probably read our posts complaining about it
>>144891820are u the stolen bike fren?
im just lying in bed like a turd watching this dogshiti can feel the life draining out of me
>>144892263I tried that twice or thrice and got humbled each time
it'll be another Hrschiwinslol in Italy
>>144892313nope, white tarmac bert here
>>144892329I believe in the squeakers
rides straight into a car
Mads is MORBIDLY obese
colbrelli would have been in this front group
>>144889979what type of wattlet can't get up ramps on 34x34I shan't even check the speed/cadence charts
Bike racing is fun when the riders are under biked. This is just a normal road race
wet onebut a wet one is still better than an indoor one
Why the fuck is florian riding with grug?
>>144892331oh, the racer fren with the masonic skinsuit...nice. ill join you in game in a couple days at most btw
where's valverde anyway
penhoet dead
these french riders are dumb
>>144892501He knows that he is the superior rider
chute
>>144892566vaxxed
i love Mads but what the fuck is he doingde mong is getting a free ride in the pedalton
>>144892683many such cases
>>144892697doesn't want to sprint against philipsen so he hopes to up the pace like this
>>144892697He thinks he's Pog
There's more gravel in Paris–Tours than in this shitshow
madsbros its over
This course is so fucking stupid, at least put some technical singletrack or proper rough gravel in it or something. This is basically a road race now
>>144892456Riding minutes with 45-50 rpm is not fun bert
stop wheelsucking Affini
Imagine how these slow ass gravelers must feel getting passed by grug like that
>>144892927he's waiting for his daddy laporte in G2
>>144892842are you baiting me into checking the chartsfuck sake9km/h @ 70 rpm in 34x34if you need more than that get an ebike or change your route. bloody wattlets
>>144892927classic labrat behavior
>>144892927why should he ride for Mads time to eat that plate
>>144892931>360 vs 350 watts
why doesn't mads want to sprint anymore? he did the same in the EC but that was more understandable but in a hard race like this he could win the long sprint against anyone on the startlist
>>144892993How much do you weigh, out of curiosity? I've seen some very rapid runs
>>144892993I do have 36x34 though
MADS?>>144892563Feelsbadman
how do we deal with the e-bike question on strava?
>>144893098he is not as fast as jappe
per strand in the barbed wire
chute de Per Strand
>>144893220war is hell
cmon Sørenstop working for lame jappe
what watts do you think they are riding at right now?
>>144893283which race?
how is Mads looking so cleaneveryone else is caked in mud
waar BOTAS?
>>144893306grabel
>>144893317there's 2 gravel races right now be more specific
>>144893220Good
>>144893309his thicc legs catch all the mudslop
FUCK OFF SKA
alright everyone tune into agostini (turn sound off), then straight into the WC gravel and then paris tours
>>144893377He has now fucked off
>>144893432thank god
>>144893377based reality warper end laporte next
>>144893443Laporte will chute soon mashallah
grugesque
GRUG SMASH
>belgium
>>144893394Agostoni
i hate lamejappe and i hate pure sprintersgod i hope they all chute brutale
>>144893540>i hate pure sprinters>i hate lamejappe?????
>>144893609yes
aranburu goes
LAPORTE goes, VACEK follows
this lad going Cofidis don't forget. fucking Cofidis
>>144893635FUCK off Laporte
>>144893624>Mads can't even beat a pure sprinter in Roubaix
>15 secondsmadsbros....
ARANBARUbrosBrace for another heartbreak
Laporte about to win this im afraid
PAS NORMAL
>>144893702hirschi winsaranburu is mentally retarded
Hersheywinslol
told ya, Hirschiwinslol
>HER SHE
Lapeira completely retarded to launch so far from the finish line
>>144893702he was ded
The fuck were they doing. Quickest guys doing a Kasia.
>>144893759I still De Lieve
UAE 80 victories this year
Turn on the "gravel" and they're riding on perfectly smooth tarmac. Grug may as well be on the Aeroad
that was a very long sprint from hirschi
>>144893759Then it's over for me
Mads about to get cooked by Laporte
Paris Tours is a great motivation for autumn Paris-Roubaix
Defeatism from the Danes and Tismbert looking behind at Hessmanbert.
>>144893869could atleast do autumn Denain
Turn on the French race and they're riding gravel covered in mud and dirt
puncture for Mads?
Oussama Abdellah MIMOUNI did a POGACAR down in Cameroon, 4 days after OTLing the local volta
>>144893921what a race
Morgadaaaaao
>>144893830And only 1 of them was a mass sprint
>>144893830I'm curious about who they'll send to Guangxi. The HTC record is still within reach if they want it.
>>144893953Something is not right.
>>144893965>I hate one day races
MORGADO AWOKEN
top 10
>>144893953>Bertol Fouafack
what’s lil bro doing
>>144893953>KWIATKOWSKI Grzegorz of Team France Défense
>This world title will mean no less than his other world titles
CRAPSCRAPS CRAPSCRAPS
MTB XCO starts in 4 min thank god
canyon stock rising
Absolutely Grugesque
>Mads
its madsover
Canyon chads just can't stop winning
Grug wins
The big orange lad not even tired
MWNW
>>144894219he actually did it kek
>>144893890Who in their right mind would race a wet denain?
>>144894287That combo of letters is aesthetically pleasing
Grug not even tired
>Vasek
ciclismo.
>three wooden planks on a pedestal>tricolore vase (?)>stone slabweird ass trophies
Grug for sure gets a bonus $$$ if he raises the bike after a win
>>144894347Vayseck
>vaczek>genie>arnold de lie
Would have much prefered to see grug there than in L*uven
Belgians just hate each other
haha it's literally the lelgians chasing the dutch meme
haha fuck Gianni even his teammates hate that subhuman
>>144894219I hate that TT ST junction
>>144894400makes for a great photos on canyon website
childlike happiness
Where has Laporte been all season anyway?
>>144894491grug is always happy when he doesn't have to race road
Kek it looks like all the logos have washed off Laporte.
>>144894468Exactly
>turd-gees
>>144894506saddle sores
>>144894429Paris Tours organisers should really change the date now that there's the gravel worlds
Morgado absolutely seething
>>144894491hamburger time
>Belgium
mvdp needs to do mtb wc again
Bad luck for morgadao
>>144894387>three wooden planks on a pedestaloooh, maybe it's an artistic representation of wi-fi router
>genno berkmows
>>144894572
>>144894514born to race XC, forced to ride anything but XC
race is over in paris tours unless laporte chutes
FRETIN dood.
>>144894429PT getting calendar kekked by the gravel wc will never not be funny
>>144894570
>>144894625Just g2 things.
>>144894661these buns look horrible
>>144894661they have burgers in europe?
>>144894606bastard
>>144894625suddenly 40’seconds wtf man
>ynr
>>144894707Trek and visma blocking.
Heh, managed to talk meself out of LAPORTE because he didn't look like doing stuff last race and now this. Heh.
>>144894681>italiaanse bolreminds me of when I went on vacation to the UK as a kid and got a burger on a piece of baguette
not sure if he's showing how smart he was or the opposite
>>144894743should be allowed ram them off the road in such situations
Vacek my son, don't embarass me in front of the Berts
>>144893878How the FUCK did he know. Lapute hasn't done SHIT this year
>>144894778Hat tip
>>144894743
>>144894614Would have been a crime to have grug kept in that fraud centrale
Troon 10th place
>>144894855can't wait for florian to get the UAE buff
>>144894807I looked at Hessman having him and fucked to meself immediately.He was showing signs of life since a month, if I didn't burn meself last race on him I would pick him again too.
KAM ON MATJE SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS
madouas suffering
It's over bloat brothers
Come on g2. I want to see a proper sprint .
Mads regretting he burnt all them matches early
caam on vatsek
G2 is kinda like the prisoner's dilemma
Hirschi is the most powerful 1.1 category racer, even better than de lie when there's no serious competition.
that berckmoose fella is wasted as a domestique
Pedersen lâché
Yea they slurping. Fuck off.
>>144895114he's definitely a more versatile rider
>Johnny Hoogerland
philipsen slurping his way to a podium
Oh it is only a Category 3 race. Good
HIRSHI is doing Lombardia after allHe's gonna put MINUTES into Pogachud
the fight is lost
>>144895286Lombardia is 1.1 now? Deserved to be desu
vacek should just push laporte
>>144895286he's gonna fall asleep like last year
>>144895327it's way above MSR
surely Vacek can beat the shitty 2024 version of Laporte
>>144895353msr is infinitely better than lombardia
>>144895353Of course, MSR is basically on the level of GP Kranj
>>144895368terrible take
kom aan eh lapdog you are legend keep pushing yes you can win eh
>>144895336will never not laugh at this
oi brtek if vasek loses this you have to do 40/20s on the raper next time
Laporte is such a winner? Not at Cofidis
Lame.
kwabcek
the worst possible outcome
Czechia loses again
easy Laporte wins
nice Philipsen smash in the last 20 metres. put them pretenders back in their box
laporte wins
well at least I have VACEK in me velosquak
Where the FUCKING FUCK is De Lie. FUCK
>>144895415
>there was no French winners of Paris-Tours between 1956 and 1998
>>144895473dutch manlet mogged
Cees BOL of all places in 6th. What a SHIT race
>>144895413the majority of his wins are still from Cofidis it was just smaller raceshe needed Visma to get him up to Danmark Rundt levels
velogoomblers seething at a hard fought unpredictable racesad
>>144895464Oh, he's in the background
And TEUNISSEN is 4th, fuck my antipicking skills from the right driver subset.
>>144895516Everyone has at least 2 runners in the top 10, who cares
>>144895563looks like we still managed to win a monument this year Vismabros
virgin gay, clean muzzie vs chad manly, unkempt czech
somebody call the UCI
>>144895563Good result for my boy Fabio
>>144895683>another second spotMore like 2ertacek
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP>paris-tours
another goomble tomorrow lads, except there's no startlistenjoy
>>144894347>>144894405>>144894424>Vašectomy
>>144895753But it is easy, pick your 3 sheiks and someone from Burgerdough, Remco, Zingle, Albanese, Aranbaru maybe Zanoncello/Tizza if you need money.
>>144895725>#5eh, could've been worse
>VANDEPUTTE and VAN DE PUTTE are different ridersoh well
>>144895959delet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SwCf8rRRVU
>>144896130there is no puckse in this racewhy does this race even exist it serves no purpose
>>144896150agreed, not watching
>>144895766his missus wants him to rape and breed her as many times as possible. So refrain from even using Jay Vine smiling to advertise for vasectomy or spaying and neutering your pets.
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP>paris-toursSlight update.
dopeacar
these french mtbers are so tinyolivia onesti is like 35kg
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>>144897727>Im putting together a squad
>>144897785yes
im in
>>144898107what's this, a doper for ants
for electrolytes do you prefer powder or tablets? you do get the carbs with the powder but I prefer just munching a snickers and banana than drinking me carbs
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