Game 1It's on FS1. First pitch: 8:38 PM ETDylan Cease vs. Yoshinobu YamamotoLineups below
Padres' lineup
>40 minutes early>mexican flag padres supporterhuh?
Dodgers' lineup
>>144871972>8:38 PM ET>ETwtf?please use a real timezone next time. both of these teams are on the west coast.
>>144872021I neither support the Padres nor the Dodgers, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>>144872139who put you in charge of making our gamethread then? unironically kill yourself
>>144872171I'll do whatever the fuck I want, and you'll like it
>>144872244you're a chud and a loser and your mother doesn't even love you.
>>144872244you did alright Paco
DOYERS
>the Robert Suarez, Tanner Scott, Jason Adam, Jeremiah Estrada foursome in the Padres ’pen is super legit. They combined for a 2.56 ERA during the regular season, with a 30 percent strikeout rate to support that work. Beyond that foursome, the Padres can deploy Bryan Hoeing and Adrian Morejon. As a righty/lefty tandem, they could absolutely be the glue that papers over the hole created by Musgrove’s departure. They both have multiple fastballs along with standout secondary pitches, as well as a history of going more than one inning — ideal middle guys.Man, 2hudadspie was right about the Padres' bullpen becoming a real force>>144872315I'm not a chud; I'm closer to being a centrist, if that's still terminology people use
padres superteam vs. dodgers superteam
>>144871972Let's go DODGERS!
This speaks VOLUMES
Doyerbros... how are we feeling? (serious answers only)
>>144872434We added Alek Jacob to the pen. Look what he did to Dodgers lineup.>https://x.com/PitchingNinja/status/1818841672526315926?t=M3YPXt6jIJ1kUsJOoCaFtQ&s=19The only two shitters are Matsui and Peralta. They can be okayish. Morejon gets two outs and struggle to get the third out. I'm kinda sad Sean Reynolds didn't made it. And with no sleepy bomel managin our nulloen, Shildt going to do everything in his power to win this game
>>144872534hoping for the best, but expecting the worst per usual
Tonight we finally see what SoGay can do in the postseason
>>144872039Freddie is back? so he's ok or is he still injured and they rushed him back?
Reminder.>Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman are a combined 8-for-45 over the last two postseasons>As teammates, Mookie and Freddie are batting a combined .160 (8-50) in the playoffs. Dbacks series in 2023, they hit .048 (1-21). Will they get some hits tonight?
I need the stadium energy to be fucking lit tonight boys.,
>>144872685What a useless statistic.
>>144872646I feel that he's still injured, I won't be surprised if Freddy hurts himself again. Not trying to Jinx or anything. Just seems shoddy from dodgers organization to make him play on a sprained ankle.
>>144872039>>144872646freddie in the lineup despite having multiple injuries is crazy. front office doesn't give af lol. its very desperate.
LFGSD
>>144872730it's really not. they don't have that dawg in em and mookie would really rather be bowling.
>>144872060an actual paco made the post please excuse him
Just put a few dollars on the Padres to win
>>144872769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wmmu0wffwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZWBXLgbbd8
>>144872741I'll be seeing a trade request from Freeman if he gets hurt again. Bro looks miserable in Dodgers uniform. Especially with his Kid having that condition. Such a nice fella too. Shame Braves didn't sign him again.
>>144872834this interview will haunt mookie.
>>144871972https://time.is/compare/1738_5_Oct_2024_in_Los_Angeles
Dodgerbros, not gonna lie, i'm poodres-ing in my pants right now.
aura
KON-PEKO KON-PEKO KON-PEKOOO!IT'S TIME FOR DODGERS BASEBALL!
>>144872888i just have a bad feeling he's gonna have a kerchoke outing
what part of LA are you posting from friends? what kind of gamesnack/drink do ya got?
Japanese play-by-playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaWLFNPHYPw
>>144872646>>144872741>>144872838He’s clearly hurt. Freddie unlike Mookie plays through injuries that’s one thing I can never hate on him for.. so the fact that it’s taken this long means it’s serious.. I don’t expect him to last before being pulled out
Kek doyerpacos
>>144872943echo park here. water atm. might get drunk later tonight depending on the outcome.
Doyers
>>144872943comfy sgv :)
>>144872969we don't care?
WE ALL HATE THE DODGERS!
>>144872943santa monica here. will be eating shrimps and drinking a kefir soda from erewhon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEKkoKEJdH4
>Doyerpacos
>>144872943Highland Park guy currently visiting my mom in London. I've downed a few imperial stouts to get my buzz going, but like >>144872986 said, I've got a bottle of scotch ready if I need to take the plunge if things go south.
>>144873090i was at that game last year
FUCK THE PADRES! FUCK SAN DIEGO! GO DODGERS!
>>144872943Studio City. I'll be waiting til the results for victory In N Out. Until then, broccoli salad and a protein shake.
>>144873106Abhorrent post
>>144873058>erewhon
>>144872754Who is this semen demon?
>>144873175don't sleep on erewhon. i picked up my shrimps from bristol farms this morning.
>>144873258i've never been but i've heard about the pricing. it just doesn't seem suited for the average joe (like the majority of the population)
>>144873106San Diego is actually liveable unlike HellAWe have a real fanbase and we didn't have to buy ourselves to the postseason. Seriously the Rams, the Lakers, now the dodgers. You just want to buy your way to a championship
DOYERS :)
>>144873287depends on what you're buying really. there are some things there that are outrageously overpriced which is what you usually see on social media, but mostly it's not that expensive. i only go frequently because its a 10 minute walk from my house
>>144873303Stay poor San Diego.
>Padres/Dodgers
>>144873369maybe win a ring before you brag doyerpaco
>>144872685
>>144873376may the best paco win!
>>144873287Sometimes you need high quality goods
just beat the fuck out of my gf. she asked me if the cubgers broship was eternal. don’t ask dumb questions in my house
>There are people wearing piss gold and shit brown in Doyer StadiumDa fuck?
>>144873392the only problem with this tweet was the prediction that glasnow would be pitching in the postseason lol
>>144873000based /sgv/ bro
>>144872754solid 2
GO DODGERS GO
>>144873412gotta dress for the occasion doyerpaco
>>144873115Why not just go to Tommy's?
predict how many innings yamamoto goes until dave pulls him, QUICK!
>>144873409that girl would murder you in your sleep
>>1448734793.2 IP
>>1448734794
SD in 5...
>3 of the Fox Studio guys picked the padres to win the series>only 5 espn "experts" picked the dodgers to win the series out of 27How does it feel to not be an underdog padres?
who doing the radio announcing tonight on 570? is it nelshit?
>>144873533How the fuck does ESPN have 27 "experts", haven't they fired everyone to pay Stephen A Smith
Hololive vs 2hu
>>144873563No clue kek
which team has more aura
Time to watch the yearly choke job.
>big papi making it rainAlready kino.Let's goooooo
if the dodgers lose in the nlds again i'll forever blame this vtuber shit
Padres are on a hot streak.Padres beat the Dodgers 8 times out of 13 this season.No one thinks the Dodgers will win the series.
>>144871972Doyers
>>144873565classic /jp/ vs nu /jp/
>>144872889>>144873565Who is the artist for these?
you gotta swing early in the count against cease —- trust me!!!
>>144873623Stay mad Paco. We're here to stay.
>>144873623Why? They lose the NLDS every time anyway?National Los Doyers Suck day
>>144873623Why not blame the actual problem? Roberts
>>144873601Dodgers
>YamamotoI’m scared dodgerbros
>>144873623
>>144872943south baygot an elote chicken salad and a coors light
>that booking.com adwhere do i find a big booty black gf who's into baseball???
>>144873716nokotan spotted
La Jolla/UTC checking in. Dodgers fan btw
>>144873601Padres playing with Heart and consistency. Compete for Pete. Seriously, we should be thanking cardinals for firing Mike Shildt. He really turned this franchise around.
>>144873735this except toolsy japanese teen lurker
>>144873623Not because they officially endorsed satan last year?
>empty seatsLOL
same game parlaytani
>>144873773I have tickets for tomorrow’s game and the resale price has more than doubled
why play freeman if he's not healthy??it's not like he's been raking. he's been pretty cold.
Remember when the FBI and MLB colluded to cover up Ohtani's gambling addiction and make his translator the fall guy? That was weird.
>>144873623You Deer
how does Joe Davis stay impartial when he's literally an employee of the Dodgers?
inb4 dodger fans in the stadium are quiet as fuck instead of making noise
and the doyer implosion begins
ITS ALREADY OVER
Damn, Yamamoto was this close to a no hitter
Lucky hit
oh god its already happening
>>144872732I'll jinx it. Fuck the Dodgers.
>>144873831to have an excuse ready when he goes hitless throughout the series
And that will be the last hit the Poopdres get all night
>hangover is gone just before the game startsLet's go boys!
>leadoff hit>passed ballFuck me
>ohtani jumping up and down in dugoutHe's too excited
>it's already over
>yummyhomo already implodingyou love to see it
>>144873864Someone put a Dodgers cap on this frog please.
doggie doos kek
holy shit dude
>>144873908he probably has a lot riding on this game
As an unbiased lifelong Orange County resident, minus 5 years living in Santa Barbara and Monterey, I am hoping that Shohei gets a home run every time he is at bat, and that not a single other Doyers player gets a single on-base, unless they're hit by a pitch, which I hope also happens frequently.Final Score: Shohei 4, Padres 5 in 11 innings
>YamaOHNONONO
just trying to watch the ball game, boys. keep it calm.
here it comes
FUCK THIS RETARDED CHUNGUS TEAM
why can't will smith catch the ball? he's a catcher it's in the name
it’s already over. MULTIPLE ENTRIES
Over in record time
damn son
>$300 million
uh oh stinky
Throw a fucking strike you fuck
>japanese pitchers
holy shit Yamamoto is trash
its ok dodgers you only have 11 years left of this fraudulent jap
wait this looks very familiar… this inning i’m getting déjà vu
>>144873946Was thinking the same thing. The connection between Yamamoto and Smith is shit.
Is every Dodgers postseason series gonna be like this?
>it was 0-0
bro..
Dodgerbros, I'm high and Yoshi is making me nervous.
Yamamoto doing his best kershaw impression
27.0 ERA so far for those stats fans out there
>>144873995Yes. Welcome 2 Hell.
there's no other manager who would routinely underperform this much and continue to keep his job
This Yamaha guy is trash
I really wanted to believe in the Dodgers this time
kek at doyers
>>144874019better than kershit at least
Total Weeaboo Death
>its already over
>Yamavamoto...
>>144874023Fr tho why cant they just find a new one
my boy yama just needs some time
>>144874023true. he’s been gifted the most talented rosters in all of baseball and squanders it
Uh
>>144873995Yes, this is what we live for.
if ohtani cared he would have taken the ball tonight
What streaming service do I need to watch this game? I don't have a tv
AAAAAAAA
Yamamoto? More like Yoko Oh No...
>YAMAMEATBALLSAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH DOYERPACOS BTFO
YAMAMEATBALL STRIKES AGAIN
>>144873303ITS OVER
Ahahhahahahahah
>3 runs in the first inningjejej like clockwork
IT'S OVER...
MACHADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kek
I thought this Ohtani guy was an ace?
Slamamoto
How many years and for how much for Yamamoto again?
MULTIPLE ENTRIESKERCHOKEKERCHOKE KERCHOKE
hmm
THE SAN DIEGO SHRINE MAIDENS
>>144874023DEI pays
Pls put in kershaw!
i know it's early butHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE DODGERS NEED GURA
imagine falling for the chinaman pitcher meme.
>Japanese pitchers
FRAUD WATCH FRAUD WATCH FRAUD WATCH
>>14487408612 years 325 million. no refunds
>>144874108i can’t believe we started a jap for g1
The big bad dads are back in town
ohtani running to the bullpen
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! COMPETE FOR PETE. COMPETE FOR PETE. LFGSSDDDD!!!
Quit copying us doyers
LETS GO BRANDON
'mamoto will settle in. keep. it. calm.
Y. YamamotoPITCHERLos Angeles DodgersY. YamamotoRHP0.1IP 2H 3ER 0K BB
>>144874125Plus tip
>crowd seethe at manny>big dick homer in the 1stsuck it, fuck you
>Teoscar thought it was the third outUnfortunately not yet bro
MOOKIE AND FREDDIE AND OHTANI WILL NOT GET A SINGLE HIT TONIGHT BTW
>>144874129kekthat never occurred to me (t. Padres fan) that Ohtani must seethe when their pitching cant get it done
I can't tell the difference between her and Yamamato-sama.
wtg Y2 you useless faggot
Haven't seen a Yamamoto get burned that badly since they shot down the Admirals plane in World War Two.
>>144874131Fuck you 2hupaco.
JAPS GETTING NUKED
jesus fuck, what the hell happened
>>144874131I'm sitting like this and winking like this and smiling like this, also holding a glass like this
> showing Dodgers offensive stats and dugout shots while the Padres are rolling in the top of the first Fucking kek.
Doggies fucked, yoshi only pitches limited innings and he's already getting lit up. If he gets pulled and we throw the bullpen in this game it's fucking joever for the series. Let's just try not to get swept
Wow my dodgers looking in peak postseason form again. some things never change
BASED MANNY
the small market dodgers just cant compete
>>144874163She actually speaks English
Come on Croney, you fucker. Wake up.
>>144874167Vtubers get the rope
this yamamoto guy doesn't seem very good
Kershaw in the dugout happy he’s not out there right now i’m fucking cryingggggggwhy do i suffer so much
Imagine being a Dodgers fan. Your team signs every big FA. It's favored to win every year. It wins the division every year. And it completely shits the bed in the playoffs every year. Haven't won a WS since 1988.
Let's go DODGERS!
God is punishing the dodgers for the vtuber shit
Yamamoto with the thousand yard stare
Yamamoto seething at Machado after that homer kek
>>144871972Shit teams
>>144874163Is Shogun good?
If Padres beat the Dodgers I'm voting for Trump.
cube fan here, good game
>>144874219every time I see him pitch I'm so glad the Mets didn't win the bidding war
please someone get that look from yamamoto
>padrays vs doggiedoos on one monitor>yanks vs royals on the next>porn on my phonekino saturday
>>144874222Bro you sure you want Kershaw on the mound after his performance during the season? It's a good thing he's on IL again.
Why jap always choke
Welcome to the Bigs, kid
>>144874237What did he punish Asheville for?
>>144874244Yeah it's definitely worth watching
>What did he punish Asheville for?
>>144874232They weren't always like this. 2016-2020 Dodgers had more SOVL
>>144874260you dog eaters never show up in the first place
>>144874253Offered him the same contract he just chose the Doyers instead of the Mets
how do the doyers even come back from that? mindbroken already
>>144874258>>porn on my phoneCringe
>>144874267I'll put it on my watchlist for after i finish 6 feet under
>>144874232we won in 2017 with our homegrown talent and you know it
>>144874244It's fun, but if you're expecting it to be action-packed, you'll be disappointed
>>144874244Yes. I'm not a Japanese fanboy either.
>>144874281Praying for you big man
AND NEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
Lesgoo Cease. Please no walks and 7 strong please.
ohtani with the home run swing already wew
yama will settle in. trust the plan.
>>144874294youre right I should have it on my laptop instead
>>144874237Christians love Vtubers
ohtani, mookie and freddie will not hit off cease
>announcer mispronounces Ohtaniwow
>shitani
>>144874282I miss the homegrown boys so much
DOYER OWNERSHIP NEEDS TO SPEND IF THEY WANT TO WINSIGN SOTO AND ALONSO
Hit a bomb to light up the hitters Ohtani
flyoutani
and welcome to october ohtani
>popflytanithis y'all GOAT?
>Sho-gay O-tranny
11-year contract with YamamotoThis is insane.
>>144874244The book is great, but I havent watched the show yet
>ohtani ad behind home plate after he pops out
>>144874244Yes, but it's not an action show like advertised (JAPANESE GAME OF THRONES!) it's more of a thinker.I still haven't seen the final ep tho - wasn't happy with the semi-finale so I'm living in headcannon space
MOOKIE WOULD RATHER BE BOWLING RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>144874352The fly out was pretty nice.
>>144874385i'm throwing my beats headphones away right now
>>144874378
doyers fans must be fighting with each other already
LOL DOYERPACOS
shohei pootani hehe
inb4 ohtani/metts/freeman 0-3 1st inning
mookie free bags
Walkie Betts :/
But I'm female ;_;
>>144874403and THERE it is
there y’a go mookie if you can’t hit draw a fucking walk!!injured freddie will save us
>>144874378kek pretty funny ngl
>>144874352He hit a bomb to shallow left. Does that count? lmao.
We’ve never seen ohtani in the postseason. He might end up being a historical choker for all we know
It was a pop out but he kept up with a 98 up out of the zone FB. He can do some damage to cease next time up
>mookie gets (a free base)
Kiss the ring poodres
freddie :)
Hope the dodgers get embarrassed so they’re forced to fire all of their pitching, training, and s&c staff. 3 straight years that I haven’t wasted my time watching them in the playoffs because they kill all their pitchers.
Uh padresbros?
MY FREDDIES :)
M-maybe we're back? freddie:)
dylan should cease giving up baserunners haha
i was told mookie and freddie are chokers...
>>144874472no one cares about your feelings. fuck off
wew no double play
>>144874403what's his OPS?
Bats are alive, game is not over yet. Cmon you funky Muncy get us a run.
Bad fundies poodres
It's Oh-ver
>>144874504kek doyerpaco
freddie literally has a broken foot and their forcing him to play
>>1448745131.337
RISP incoming
>>144874472They could win the world series and I'd still want those cunts fired
>>144874513Darude - Sandstorm
My dad is complainig about the advertisements on the helmets kek
>>144874556Los Angeles RISPers are my favorite postseason team.
Padres fan here, why the fuck is Muncy in the 5 spot? He's trash
>>1448745131.350
>>144874576Based dad
>>144874529what's up, old man? this might be your last best chance. better cash in.
>mucnyat least freddie got an outfield hit?
>>144874576Based.
>MUNSHIT
KEK DOYERPACOS
>>144874576Based padre
>>144874576They need it to pay the billion dollars they're giving to otranny.
>>144874576kino dad
>fat funcy
AL god here. Why is this fat fuck on the team if he only hit 15 dingers?
Good start, hate the walks. But good.
>doyers rispSame old same old
Oh no doyergonzalez's, the padres are daddydicking early...
>Shohei Ohtani goes 0-14 as the Dodgers get swept out of the playoffs by the San Diego Padres
>>144874256
Well we got hits and got on base against Cease so...it's mayhaps winnable...big hill to climb doggie doos
>>144874576Based daddy
>>144874666K E KEK
>injured broken foot freddie is better than the entire lineuphow?
>>144874669Does he know?
>>144874666HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
>>144874666absolutely. based. it's fucking over dodgers
will ohtani be the next kerchoke? we'll see
>>144874666HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>144874576based pops
>>144874691Only dodger that actually cares about winning desu senpai.
>>144874666lmao
>>144874666soulless bug eyesnice trips
>>144874666The samurai buck broken against the Domican Bull
>>144874666Yeah it's over.
>>144874669gotta keep making Cease work
>>144874666oh no no
>>144874666Talk about shitting yourself.
Time for a Higgy Homer. Fuck the Dodgers
>>144874666Heheh.
Skenes wins the NL RotY while no one will remember who Merril is.
WE ALL HATE THE DODGERS
Luis Arraez's hair looks horrible wtf
bro is settling in fr. calm-em.
>>144874759wanna spit the kimchi out of your mouth and take another crack at that
>>144874779It’s a cultural thing.
i still can’t believe max muncy is our permanent third baseman
>>144874746Fuwawa, how can you betray the Dodgers?
I'll keep believing til there's no more ball to play
>>144874666harrowing
>>144874666Cut too early (late?). Didn't get the bat flip
>>144874779
>>144874783he's a loooooooong-term investment
>>144874799I don't know who that is, I just save cute anime girls from the chads.
>>144874748Thank God we got rid of shitters named Nola, Grisham and Luis Garcia. I remember we needed Roughed Odor to save our 2023 season lmaoo
gary sanchez is such a funny name. always puts a smile on my face
>>144874819his numbers after the first inning vastly improve.
>>144874783He’s facing the bottom of the order. Don’t get your hopes up
K! Let's goooo
>>144874815Damn this fucker is ugly lol
yamamoto settled in
>>144874815
>>144874666>thousand bug stare
>>144874856but he gets on base! just not this time...
Jap choke as always With Jap never win
1, 2, 3 easy.
>>144874815Imagine having great hairline and end up putting a pitchfork on top of your head.
Yoshi came back and took care of bidness. Maybe he's not shook
Doggie Dooooooooooos.
>>144874815Looks like a normal guy to me don't know what you fools are laughing at
>>144874861kek
>>144874861clearly an athena main
>>144874842yeah. small comfort rn but he's important to the future plans of the team.
>1.6 billion off season
>>144874881Yeah til he's back to top of the lineup.
This is where the Dodgers tie the game.
Why is this thread so much more alive than the stankee-roylel one? I thought the New York Yankees were a global brand?
I know it's irrational but I just kinda hate Yamamoto for following Ohtani's coattails to the Dodgers
>>144874900>Trout hasn't been to the playofffs since 2014.Yeah I'm sure he loves laughing from that couch he's sits on every October.
>>144874872no Korean has ever done anything significant in MLB
Is anybody else's stream from Australia? I guess they call their Burger Kings Hungry Jacks over there and jump at spiders in a way that causes men to break windows with ladders? Weird place judging by their commercials.
>>144874936correction, the golf course
>>144874930People are here for the shitposting. No one cares about the royals
>>144874944the mest/philthies game earlier was
>>144874960we all love the cubyals and cubgers tho
>>144874930>1Padres are a bigger fanbase than the Royals>2The absolute seethe the Dodgers inspire in mlb
>>144874879what would do when your hairs are like pubes and shaving them causes ingrown hairs?
>dave jonesmanager primate
>>144874900Don't you have some Oil to export out of your country, Rajeesh?>>144874930>ALMickey mouse division
>>144874940Kim is a good shortstop. Not right now because he is hurt, but in general.
>>144874930Dodgers Pads is way more compelling.
We knew the padres would beat this dodger team but with the muskgrove injury I don’t really see them going further than the next round.
big walk willie
>>144874986Okay, give me the pitchfork cut.
Baseball is indeed an dying sport So grimI bet the average age of spectators is at least 50s
postseason bauer outage
>those post season graphicskek
CAM ON GAVIN!!!!
sure are a lot of fat mexicans in LA
>>144874972kek it was the fat bitch in the back who threw the drink to start the fight
>>144874993just shitposting, that dude is a douche
>>144874992>Don't you have some Oil to export out of your countryWe do actuallywe also export ozempic
>>144874972but..how?
lux fux
>>144875021why isn't bauer on the NLDS roster?
>>144875036Every time the pan to the crowd half of them look retarded.
>>144875048because the dodgers are WOKE
>luxy babiehe looks like lenin
Lux is finally getting his momentlove my boy
LET'S GO!
Get your shit together Cease.
>>144875036That's pretty much all of California at this point.
>>144875018It's an inherited sport, I grew up with my family watching, most people I know are the same. Maybe the rule changes and different markets succeeding changes things but I doubt the growth is substantial.
>>144875048Manfred's feelings are still hurt.
>>144874972
>>144875071but mostly southern california
hohohoanybody want a doyer choke
I wonder who the future surgeon thinks is going to win this game
>>144875122i would like a doyer choke please
smoltz you know my dodgers would never bunt in that situation
>>144874930/sp/ is a national league board
Outrageous Joe Davis calling the Dodgers in National Television.
>Rojasinb4 gidp
>>144875148Vin Scully did the same and nobody complained
>>144875148It's a fox thing. As a doggie dooer, I would have hoped to have Orsillo commentating with him but oh well.
Lock the fuck in Cease, Ohtani gonna Hiroshima nuke your ERA stats.
don't swing, rojas!
Ohtranny needs to come through here
Ohtani bomb incoming
the ohtani strikeout here is going to be so kino
YAYY DOYERS RISP!!! RISPTANI!!
Rojas for fuck sake, did that gitp not teach you a lesson?
TIME IT UP OHTANI
so cool for all these Dodgers fans getting to see their first baseball game
>last 9 games w/ RISP >2.938 OPS Nigga that's NUTS
>fouled off his kneeuhhh
Ohtani ded
hopefully he shattered his kneecap there
qt jap
Ouch
>ohtani dedOh no
My dodgers refuse to bunt. Long hall all the way. fuck small ball
Yow! that's GOTTA hoit!
Walk him.
>>144875196liked that ab better than eggman swinging through 2 straight pitches
It's over. Ohtani is a choke artist.
OHTANI SAN!
ouchtani
LMAOOOO THAT'S MY GOAT
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144875192>me
ohtani san sugoi
suck my 1 billion dollar cock poodres
>>144871972What’s up with the bitches neck behind the plate?
Ohtani does it
OHTANI
"unclutch" by the way
OF FUCKING COUSRRSEREEEEEEEEEE
>piss and shit colored uniformsit's over
The script
POODREPACOS HAHAHA
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
ARIGATO SAMURAI
OHTANI OHTANI OHTANI
Jesus christ what a shot
I would simply not pitch to Ohtani, the fuck is Betts going to do?
>>144875175I knew it! TIED GAME lol
GOATTANIIIIII
>floating a fastball high and away against a future GOATuhhhhhh, what was the plan here
dude no fucking way
Non-believers? BTFOTHANKS OUTANIKamisama bless him.
Bruh he fucking murdered that ball
SHOHEI GOATANI
that jap is playing with hacks
It's not fucking fair ;_;
FUCK YESSSS
O H T A N IHTANI
>>144875236I told you.
Ohtani-senpai. . .
holy script batman
HAHAHAHAHAHA>POODRES
MY FUCKING GOAT
DODGERS HAVE THE FIGHT IN THEM. THEY! WILL! GO! DOWN! SWINGING!!!
Othani is Korean
scripted
Based pain filled rage induced HR
LOL POODREPACOSNOT SO COCKY NOW HUH?????????????
>>144875290Its just a crime against nature she never posed topless
I love having ohtani on the doyers
>>144875291thank you for preserving my filename anon.
>>144875239oh no no no
That shit was gone as soon as it left his bat. And we've seen it a million times and still kino
ball's juiced
>AN OHTANIAN BLAST
playoff ohtani is real
The Ohtanis vs Padres
>top of the zone tomahawk#CancelJohnSmoltz
>>144875306wwe shit
GODTANI
>>144875324No problem witty man.
don’t let that ohtani dinger distract you from the fact that mookie looks lost at the plate
THE POWER OF ANIME
He is the baseball god
>Mike Trout could be in this situation but he chooses to stay with the Angels
>>144875353>>144875353>>144875353NEXT
>>144875321Dads still gonna win. Enjoy the feel though while you've got it though anon.
>>144875357>>144875357>>144875357>>144875357
OHTANI CHADS
Yamamoto needs to step up and keep this inning clean.
>>144875321I had a feeling Ohtani was gonna hit a nuke. Bro cracked lol
>>144875289>little bro crying
>>144875306Ohtani spurned the angels because they suck. keep up the larp loser.
>>144875349He got a walk his first AB and worked a good count against Cease. He's fine.
Imagine if the padres choke this against a hospital team
every time the camera cuts to some materialistic young Dodgers "fan" in the crowd I see red
