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SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!!
>>144875357Machado can eat the peanuts out of my sheeeit.
nvmgo here>>144875357>>144875357>>144875357
>Judge choking as usual>Ohtani fucking hits a nuke to tie the game Well well well, AL fags exposed again.
Shohei is the key.
>>144875398meant to link this thread>>144875353>>144875353>>144875353>>144875353>>144875353
Trout watching Ohtani hit a postseason homer
>Dodgers played 300 million plus tip for this dickhead>David Stearns paid 30 million for both Severino and Manaea to take them to the NLDSAndrew Friedman doesn’t seem that smart of a GM
DOYERSDOYERSDOYERS
>>144875357Shit teams
Ohtani is the man
shohei "michael jordan" ohtani
Shit teams
>>144877322It’s free on Fox sports
Dookie Butts
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
STINKY
WILD PITCH
why can't catchers catch anymore? get in front of it and block it with your chest faggots
DOYERS ARE SO BACK
what a fucking ball game. goddamn i'm pumped with adrenaline
Chokedres
>op
>>144875410Just wait.
wtf intentionally walking dookie butts???
padres absolutely don't look like morejons telling their starter to cease his operations
Poodres collapse incoming
Poodrepaco hermanos.. I don’t feel so good
>intentionally walking playoff mookiehmmmm
uh oh stinky
that call wtf
Walking mookie for Freddie, not a good idea
>intentionally walking dookie butts with two strikes to get the meme lefty-lefty matchup vs. freddie
fix is in
Do you think these hideous ugly uniforms have a psychological effect on the players? How can you feel confident wearing these eye sores?
>Mets win>Yankees Win>Dodgers about to be winningManfred is about to have a stroke from jerking it too hard
they know it's the playoffs right?
O U T UT
why the fuck didn’t he slide head first
>see the arc of that swingyeah, that's how swings work
LMAO
incoming (((scripted))) grand slam for freddie freemason
Probably should have gone for the double play
retarded challenge
great decision
how many fucking times are these teams going to have to learn this bullpen lesson. same shit just happened in all of the other games.
out by a mile
WASTEASTE
>>144877495based 3 minutes behind poster
Why challenge?are they retarded?
what is Roberts doing?
Should've trucked him
I swear if they overturn this call>mets “lost” clear out on tag at first>yankees “win” a safe at second callFuck you umps
isn't it faster if you run through the base
>>144877486It slows you down.Only time you should slide head first is when you need to evade a tag
>>144877520>>144877522roberts doing roberts things
Worst challenge ever, what the fuck.
What part of Mexico are you guys from?
> 2 hours in> 4th inning
manfred says trans rights
BASED SHILDT.
>Robertskek
why challenge this?even if they get 2 still seems like a waste
THIS IS THE LONGESTGAMEEVER
sliding slows you down there
Roberts pulling a Roberts challenging this shit.
I went to pee. Did they walk in a run on a two strike count? Wtf??
Gutsy call from Mike Shildt.
>>144877539San Diego
Doyers already choking
>>144877539Puebla :)
>>144877539Zacatecas
david doo kek
absolute morejon
BASED UMP
>ruling is confirmed
>>144877539los angeles
give me your challenge david
>>144877560Gotta get that record tv viewing audience all the ads they can cram into the game as possible
>>144877567wild pitch
>infield inwew lad
kek poodres burning their bullpen
north county fags wya
>>144877539Mira Mesa
>>144877495>freddie freemason
>>144877568However this goes SD is going to need Yu to eat up a lot of innings tomorrow.
What a game though
>>144877597both teams are going to burn their bullpen kek
>urban lego movie
>>144877597Isn't winning game one important.
Teo!!
>>144877604Escondido>>144877631Crazy we're not even through the 4th yet.
penis
KWAB
>Poodres
T E OEO
KEK POO POO POODRES
>>144877664seanips
it's ogre
>>144877642They got crip and blood legos now unc
lol that fielding
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Has a manager ever been fired in the middle of the playoffs?
merrill just lost ROY. congrats paul and livvy so happy for you guys!
FUUUUUUUCK THIS GAME IS AWESOME
we are back
How the fuck are we 2 hours in and this game is in the fourth? Did Manfred turn off the pitch clock?
POODRES AHAHAHAHAHA
YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
PAUL SKENES CONFIRMED ROTY
>>144877539Currently at Hong Kong in Tijuana.
>POOPACOSHAHAHAHAH
Dodgers have too much firepower. I said it beforeTEO!!!doyers in 5
Damn Merill Streep
>POODREHERMANOS
TEOOOO
Catch the ball you motherfucker.
nice catch abe
Gayrill got no dawg in him
KEK POODRES
DOYEEEEEEEERS
Now this is a dog fight game. It ain't easy.
IT'S OVER
LOL
DODGERS
These Padres stink! They stink like shit! Shit and piss! Their uniforms are pure white before they put them on!
but seriously why do they wear piss and shit colored uniforms
Merrill what are you doing?
>>144877698blame the field runners
>>144877660I want world peace and a painful death to all israelites.Thank you Santa!
PCA catches that btw
THAT'S your rookie of the year??? jesus christ.
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
I would have caught that...
>POODRES
>>144877689>>144877705They vote before the playoffs start
meme game in progress
>>144877539East Bakersfield
padrays bros...
>fat munchyhe looks lost at the plate
>>144877747Oh and 2poo memeber when you were trolling the cubs for DFAing Estrada??????? HOLD MY BIG CUBBIE BALLS
Bitch made poodres
>>144877760cope they just started a recount skenes confirmed ROTYtrust the plan livvysisters
Mike Harris gets to that ball
>>144877777
>not turning two when they had the chancekek
stop chasing you fat fuck
>>144877782overaggressive usually more patient
I think it's safe to say Muncy sucks
dancingpoodre.gif
It’s really gonna boil down to who the bigger choker is. Whichever of these two teams advance will get stomped next round
>>144877539Chicago
>>144877782believe in BBM ball
We got a game baby!
>>144877749He'll make it up.
>>144877794not from his couch he don't
>>144877539El Bajío
Based Skenes just secured ROTY because of Merrill
>>144877820>manifests the gun from thin airAI isn't sending their best
why is my stream from australia?!?
wander franco gets the out
Do you guys think my dog could be a new perro caca meme
>Braiser still in???
They really put "patriot" before any shitty product hoping it's enough to sell it
Kino game! I’m ordering delivery so I don’t have to miss a second!
>>144877654>>144877660feliz navidad came early huh?
>>144877790Reminder that San Diego LOVES the Dodgers. The Padres are doing everything possible to prevent a stadium takeover for the 420 bazillionth time when the Dodgers are in townt. San Diego Dodgers fan
So which part of Mexico are you Dodgers fans from?
i’m just happy the bats are working this postseason after the last two where they completely went asleep
>>144877901zased nugget fatass
When will Merrill be able to come over to the dodgers
What does the "PS" on the Padres uniforms stand for?
>>144877869Mine is too and it is a minute behind it is rough.
>>144877944Piss and shit
>>144877944Piss and Shit
>>144877944piss and shit
>>144877946same here. oh well, beggars can't be choosers.
>>144877944Pete Seidler, the beloved owner who died in the offseason
>>144877884I saved it and I will use it in the future. We're gonna make it happen.
Manny fiending for a repeat homer
>>144877933no need to worry about them bbg
>>144877944Pete Seidler, their dead owner who btw was a lifelong Dodgers fan
It's over. You can tell they are demoralized.
ITS FREE ON FOXSPORTS YOU RETARDS
>>144877976thank you…THANK YOU!!
Brasier Bros eating good tonight
Dave roberts overmanaging time???? ?
>Messy-aLA plz
What, Brasier is totally lights out?PULL HIM we need to go through all the bullpen until we land on the guy who doesn't have it today and gives up 3 homers
>>144877944piss&shit
>>144877969BASED FF8 CHAD!
dave roberts common cte
>>144878007I always believed in you.
>>144878000well i'll be damned....thanks
>>144877941He did tied the game when we had that swason series game, remember?
Doyers
DAVE ROBERTS MASTERCLASS INCOMING!!!!MUH MATCHUPS MUH STATS!!!!!!!!! FORGET ABOUT HIM DEALING
>>144878000https://www.foxsports.com/mlb/nlds-game-1-san-diego-padres-vs-los-angeles-dodgers-oct-05-2024-game-boxscore-91193
>>144878027God forbid we end an inning with the same guy and some real momentum.
Padres to enter another decade long rebuild after this year.
>>144878027Now THATS managing!
>>144878000>owning a televisionISHYGDDT
>first postseason lead in two yearsholy fuck
>>144877944Postseason Shortage
>>144877901>$80 for McDonald’s Holy shit, shits expensive in the US. So glad I live in a country where tipping isn’t a thing
Fuck it just bought an Ohtani New Balance shirt
Might be the beginning of the end for LA here brasier was doing good
>>144878058what's this preview pass shit counting down?
Pads need soto
>>144878073The website you fucking retard
>muh matchupsawesome man
>black woman>must be loud
why are they switching pitchers here?also can pitchers come back in the same game after being subbed out?
>>144878092nobody tips at mcdonalds
activate it.
Dave roberts masterclass
>>144877926East LA
Imagine being the best baseball player in the world but you still have a tiny penis cause you're Asian. I'd kms.
Dodgers are on pace for 12 runs
Would it kill Dave Roberts to let a red hot reliever finish the inning?
>>144878058Holy smokes! Thanks!
>>144878109you only get one hour of free viewing
>>144878092>$80 for 6 burgers, a rib sandwich, and 40 nuggies is expensiveI thought you guys were good at math?
STOP THE COUNT!
FUCK OFF JOHN LEGEND
Not if, but when the doyers win this series, it will be >rent free in poodres fans heads
>>144877926south side of Chicago, Bridgeport specifically
>>144878124H O P EOPEAh I remembered when Kershaw collapesed
>>144878130The doordash tip you dumb fuck
>>144878145it worked for him here this time, luckily
My Jints would absolutely get booty blasted by both of these teams ;_;
>>144877901Yeah ok Big Smoke
>>144878000I opened up the stream an hour ago and it started the countdown for the free pass already. How do I get this for free, in case my stream shuts down.
>>144878092come to the bahamas a baconator (sandwich only) is almost 9 dollars :)
Wow John Legend got the covid vaccine? Maybe I should reconsider my stance and get one too...
>>144878176You tip for doordash ?
>>144877980Wasn't he an O'Malley?
>>144878176you're already retarded if you doordash McDonalds
>>144878176I got a tip for you right here pal, I hope you like extra sauce ;)
>>144878197incognito retard
You WILL get the vax… and you WILL be happy.
>>144877933I don't think Daisy Ridley has ever watched a baseball game let alone stankees.
No such thing as too big a lead Doyers! Each inning needs to be all about the bats!
snoop fatigue. when will this minstrel show end?
John Legend is a legend for getting the COVID-19 vaccination
>>144878188little jints would get spitroasted
>>144878197google methstream or sportshub, or stream east sometimes they have some
>we still have military propaganda ads in 2024
May I take your order?
>>144878181Merrill is no joke, so you bring in your top lefty. Joe said that was already Brasier's longest outing of the season.
>>144878176That tip is an incentive to get them to come over. You don't tip before service at a restaurant you short nip kike.
>>144877933I always get whiplash when I see Yankees fans being racist. I just assumed all of you were brown kek
>>144878264freedom aint free
>>144878237Oh shit it works, didn't think of this.
>>144878251When he dies from black lung from his doobie-us behavior. I will miss him.
>>144877901>fee>fee>fee>tax>tiphow the fuck do you people live like this
fucking based anti-Trump ad
It was cute when the Padres had the lead. And then the fans had their hopes stomped on by Shozilla.
>>144878264No one joins anymore
I’m going to In-N-Out, what do y’all want?
>dodgers lose this series>have to deal with shitposting from lifelong padres fans since 2020>dodgers win this series>dave roberts will have even more job securitydecisions decisions
>>144878093why?
>>144878170I'm just gonna give up on san diego if they lose the series. the chargers already left us and this team will be dead to me if they can't make something happen
>>144878224The retard who posted the pic I was talking about did. Plus service fee, delivery fee, and “regulatory fees” whatever the fuck that is.
You guys are all vaccinated right?? RIGHT?????
big willie!
>>144878000Thanks bro
>>144878264they're needed more than ever
>>144878305hope your wife's boyfriend sees this bro
>manny defensive fuckupwew everythings coming up doyers
>poodre fieldingkeep em coming!
what was that machado
classic lazy machuddy
>>144878312A dodgers victory
>Machimpo
KEK MANNY MACHIMPOOOOO!!!!!
>machimpokekkies
MINI MACHICHI AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
lmao
LUX FUX
padray bros...
>two meals so he doesn't run out of drinkies and get thirstypatrician move
MANNY MACHIMPO FIELDING
Frens, last night I got drunk and ate a marijuana chocolate and then I ended up taking off my clothes and walking halfway to the bathroom but I didn't make it so I shat and pissed in the hallway (tile floor so at least nothing stained), and then ended up in the bathroom vomiting into the bathtub, and then somehow I cleaned up my shit before ending up in bed and woke up today with a hangover, that hangover is finally lifting and I think that will impact this game.Lots of dads errors here, kind of like me last night.
>>144878279>having to give someone an “incentive” to just do their fucking jobYou live in a shithole
Bruh
>>144878329I got it in 2020 and a few years back and my arm still feels sore in that area now and then. It's like a weird soreness too, never felt that before the vax
Dodger legend Manny Machado
>>144878272I had the 100% beef dodger dogs with the garlic fries last week when I went to the final season . They were surprisingly delicious .
>>144878188next year... is gonna suck too
>easy out>doesn't catch itPoopdrapes
>>144878312Double Double spread only, please.>Machumpo errorYou hate to see it, but more than that you love to see it.
WHAT'S HAPPENING POO-DRAYS?
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING INTERVIEWS
remember lads, tips are appreciated and not required or compulsory
Poodrebros...the cocks are awfully close...
I cooked a really nice ribeye today and I would post it but some fag is gonna say something about the sear cuz part of it didn’t get a nice crust
>>144877373I have a 60 min preview pass countdown and at the rate this game is going, that aint enough
chokers
>this amofear
>>144878430as long as it was tasty for you that's what matters
>>144878426kek seething poodrepaco
>2 batters away shohei ohtanikek wtf
>>144878412My dad has those garlic fries when he was unemployed in like 2009 and I swear he smelled like old garlic for weeks
my ass is sore
>>144878430Use a blowtorch, pussy
>>1448783123x2 with the chop chili and grilled onions, animal fries and the arnold palmer my nigga
behold, the power of mlb on fox
>>144878430fuck the haters, post your ribeye, anon
>>144878430wait so you took pic and won't share?
>Two batters away.. OhtaniJesus. They got an Ohtani countdown meter now
>>144878468Bravesbrah…
>>144878312Double double with grilled and raw onions , Neapolitan milkshake and animal fries.
>>144878430I got some lamb shoulder I'm going to cook after the game, going to fry some eggs and make some guac as a side....going to be kino
>>144878468Its okay Joker.
>>144878430I bet you've got a nice crust
>>144878481Behold, the current biggest star in the MLB
>>144878473yummy butane lolyou know nothing about cooking. please just don’t reply to me
if doyers win it only sets them up for a series choke
>>144878458Yeah what the actual fuck is that about?
we take those
shamefur dispray
Productive DP
>>144878520you will never be american
>>144878438Incognito mode
Good DP, but we got the extra run.
>>144878460Oh yeah the overload it with raw garlic .
shit. thanks for the run though, Manny.
Need a goose to land in the outfield desu senpai.
>>144878510>Jokeri streamed that piece of shit after the first inning of the tigers game since i knew it was over. all i can say is i hope no one pays to see it
>>144878543He lives in fucking Denmark, he's probably laughing at us.
>best outcome to this game.who says no?
>>144878561Never seen a goose in LA, there's a shitload over in the Ontario area though
>>144878574Shit crust
>it was 3-0
@144878516This nigga doesn’t know about the blowtorch method. I’m LMAOing at your life right now
>>144878561
>>144878574
>>144878574looks tasty, enjoy anon
>>144878287Huh? The fuck are you talking about? Yankees fans are all Guido white dudes.
LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS LETS GO DOYERS
>>144878574shit sear
How's rating looking for Padres vs Doyers viewership?
>>144878579Eh I hate the doyers but no
>>1448785882 years ago the good luck goose flew over dodger stadium and landed in the outfield and sat there for several minutes and the Padres didn't lose after that.
>>144878520That is the fun of being Dodgers fan. Which round will they choke? Will they get your hopes up just to squash them the next round, just lie down in the division round, or be limp faggots in the world series? Tune in to must see TV!!
my mistake was picking NRFI for this game
>>144878574Looks like my vagina
>>144878520Just the FUCK UP already. You goddammned retard
>>144878589>>144878628PLEASE NO MORE I BEG
HEY GUYS REMEMBER SCRUBS !?!?!?!
>>144878561bless 4 goose
>>144878579I do, no.
>nip it in the bud
>>144878574nice sweats babe
>gambling degeneratesDisgusting.
>>144878579My grandma live in LA bro
>>144878574I like it
>>144878696money is money
>>144878661just kiddin, enjoy
>>144878574I would eat it.
That Sydney Sweeney ad made me realize I haven't seen a hot girl in an ad for a long time
The ads last year were funnier
it should be considered child abuse to raise your kid to be a dodgers fan
>>144878719The Republicans lied about you and your family
>>144878719Don’t trust him. The crust is shit. The steak is too thin to develop a crust without overcooking. It was over before it started.
Just caught up, not surprising to see Yamahomo folding in the playoffs yet again. 30 mill for Kershaw Jr., enjoy.
>>144878719>>144878729Thx
What happened to Yamamoto
>>144878780Bon jorno
>>144878588Geese are faggots for grass, they keep moving north.
2 more minutes on my fox sports preview pass!
>>144878481are LA fans so stupid they can't figure out a batting order
come on padres, i was talking mad shit earlier, you cant lose this game
>>144878805Sucks
>>144878805Straight to pitcher jail.
HERE'S WHERE THE STORY EEEENDDDDSSS
>>144878805He's gone. If you look into the Dodgers dugout you'll see his silhouette burned into the wall
>>144878481kekthey did the same thing during the phillies game for harper
>>144878805
here we go with pitcher carousel
>>144878820Icognito mode
>>144878805Where's my refund?
yamamoto is korean
>>144878862Fine with it considering the poopdres are doing the same shit.
>>144878872you know /mlb/'s policy
>>144878880They’re all the same. China wins gold medals with the same person
here we go with roberts bullshit bullpen management
Keep chipping away Dodgers
>>144878864my dude
Dodgers gonna be using decoy to pitch tomorrow at this rate
Australians are fucking gay
Joe Davis saying "if we finish this series, we have a chance of winning it all"Geez, not even something nice to say about my Padres?
>>144878872NO REFUNDS!
bring joe kelly in!! we want joe kelly!!!
this is turning into a slurpfest. Stop changing the pitchers for no reason
>>144878926what makes you say that?
>>144878739I don't know about that. It provides the consistency that children need, The Dodgers choking in the playoffs.
>>144878926I dislike their sing-songy accents
>>144878828all shitposting aside, I have mad respect for you guys for going all in with the team there.
SMOKED
>>144878941all the gay sex
>>144878931Would love to see him bean Machado and start a brawl. But that’s about all he’s worth desu
>>144878925My Doggies
GOT 'EMOhtani up next!
>>144878941on an Aussie stream and it's 3 commercials over and over and over
>wife's son wants to watch some crap called Love Is Blind>tfw the TV got taken over by him and my wife>only TV in our apartmentSo fucked up man
Oh shid
Dave Matthews Band!
>rush home from work to catch the rest of the game>get back just in time to watch the padres completely collapse
>>144878991Grounds for divorce. Also you can watch on your phone or PC
>>144878991Grow a pair you fucking faggot
>>144878712If you like watching money disappear then gambling is definitely for you
>>144878823Taylor Swift just started dating a Dodger so they have to provide this important info for her fans.
>>144878991That boy just asserted his dominance over you.
>>144878991. . . . . . . .The absolute state of /sp/ my Padres might be losing but at least I'm still watching the game.
>>144879041what if i am winning
>>144878952Me too
>>144878991>the absolute state of married menfeels good to be single
>>144878990dude that fucking gambling commercial scared the shit outta me
>>144878991>wife's sonGood bait m8
>>144878991>wifes sonkek, go to your cage and watch it on your phone, chud
>>144879068You're investing
>>144878929He is the Dodger actual announcer, why would he be a little homerish.
>>144879111i like this
kwab
Time traveler bros, do the doyers win? Please tell me.
Ohtani has so much aura its insane
Where's Waldron, I wanna see that knuckleball
>>144879141No
ooof
>>144878991could you easily beat them both up?
>>144879141Yes. They have the power of anime this time
Damn Brotani just got handled.
so-shit oh-strikeout
>>144879147Hes litty
>>144879141
D O Y E R SOYERS
Wtf This dude gots a funky windup
ohtani's a bum
ooftani
Nice, Jason Adams. Good shit.
aura -1000
What the fuck are these strike calls?????
umps starting to fuck the dodgers
Based Adam
W A S H E D ASHED
This ump trying to speed this shit up? These high pitches aren't close to strikes.
I can’t get any matches on tinder or hingeI will never have a gf
>>144879219manfred made the call
>>144879203>>144879211he's a true padray
Umpcam gotta go.
>>144879111investing with 0% chance of return longterm
ump cam is shit
>dookie butts
>poopie pantts
>>144879147frfr
Post the image, anon.
>poopie shitts
>>144879141Of course they do. Do you know how much the mlb is making from selling these games to doyers fans and the Japanese? There are millions watching from Japan today which is why this shit is probably taking so long. Milking it for all its worth because they wont be watching ganes during the work week.
Junichi Tazawa World Series won: 1Shohei Ohtani World Series won: 0
>>144879206The same ones they didn’t give Yamamoto earlier
are all other NLW teams rooting for the padres? does any team hate the padres more than the dodgers?
>its too hot on the field>the japanese and hispanic players don't like me cause im black>i wish i was playing pickleball instead
This series is gonna come down to which team implodes harder
>fecal gambling
>>144878746Works today, works in the past
mookie is an lgbtqia+ icon, show some respect
>>144879302umpchads don't trust chink eyes sorry
>>144879222Try language exchange apps like hellotalk
Based man of God Adam
>>144879306Lil bro wants to be acknowledged
mookie would rather be podcastingfreddie has an excuse since he’s playing on a broken foot
>>144879343Holy top-kek. Savage!
>>144879302Ump confirmed racist
>>144879222why would you want any dating app whores with herpes
>>144879222Try just going to bars or parties and meeting people.
roasties hate this trick
Yankdres won that ballgame
oooh those steel buildings look good ill take a dozen
>>144879363He is older and outplaying pookie on a messed up ankle. Really makes you think
We're up 2 and I'm sweating bullets brosDads are too good to roll over and die for the remaining three innings
>>144879436KEK
>>144879436that's a nasty little meme
Nice I can a steel building to hold all these dodger rings, and have gay sex in
>>144879416>>144879416>>144879416
>>144879363He should Podcast with Eric Hosmer lol
>>144879436
>>144879436you should probably be in prison
>>144879453Fractured finger too, remember
>>144879222hang in there
>>144879436I don’t get it
>>144879488The beauty of injuries is that they distract from other injuries.
>>144879436Kek
>>144879528dookie would never play on an injury
>>144879304Giants fan here and if I had to pick one for this series it's Pads.
>>144879500Me neither
slap this hoe around
>>144879049The kid is probably black and that anon is probably white so it wasn’t hard for him to do that.
