old >>144883002Games today:Mets @ Phillies 4:08 PM ETPadres @ Dodgers 8:03 PM ET(5pm PT)
Nuke Scandinavia
>>144892289https://x.com/shoheisaveus/status/1747776333101531607
doyers
>>144892603Cry about it biatch!!!
neither of them have even ever held a baseball in their lives and we're supposed to care about their opinions?
>>144892653Give'm a chance!
https://www.si.com/fannation/mlb/fastball/news/the-toronto-blue-jays-also-offered-shohei-ohtani-the-700-million-free-agent-contracthttps://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39100773/giants-700m-offer-ohtani-identical-dodgers
>>144892644>Gay Antskek
Is that a foreign flag? Nooooo I'm going insaaaane!
you gotta blow it out of the water. if the money is the same, go to the proven winner because they have a better organization.
>>144892699
>>144892705you will never be american. you will never have any connection to our sport in any way shape or form and no, you will never fully understand it.
>>144892733>proven winnerkek
>Mets
>/mlb/ is now just two nordic flags infighting So we're all watching mettiejetties rn?
I want to fuck misaki mets
We just need to wait and see
Good morning /mlb/ let’s all have a good day, and let’s go Yankees!
>>144892584why does AL get a random day off? manfred is so fucking gay with this scheduling shit. i hate this postseason format
>>144892766compared to the angels, sure. blue jays WS wins are far in the rear view mirror, giants were a while ago now, too.
>>144892858Yeah it’s really retarded. NL gets the off day tomorrow as well, none of it really makes sense to me.
Ohtani was very clear from his Angels days that he Wants to Win. He even said, "that's the biggest thing for me". All his actions clearly reflect that all the way up to last night's clutch game tying 3 run bomb. If he didn't want to win he wouldn't have done that in a big moment
mettiejetties and aaron gaydgers getting dabbed on tho
We need to wait and aee
>>144892902i wish the blue jays were in the postseason
>>144892902Unironically true
>>144892902right. the angels had a different perception when he signed with them.
that will be 325 million dollerinos
>>144892858because they can’t compete with NFL for viewers. He’s not putting the Yankees on FS1 on a NFL Sunday to be watched by 2.5 million people when he can make the game Monday and get 9 million viewers
Ohtani doesn’t like the east coast so I don’t like him. Simple as.
>>144892992they can't compete with college football either though, logically it makes no sense. if they games had started on friday this wouldn't have been an issue
>>144892901The NL one was scheduled for traveling I'm guessing. No idea what's up with the AL scheduling.
i was never delusional about ohtani unlike the swede who lives in a fantasy worldi just said everything the media says now a couple years earlier so it sounded extreme.now i say he's a weak pussy(same 160 IQ laser focused mindset)
>>144893011NFL is way bigger than college for TV viewing
>>144893020you literally only started following baseball for ohtani (because you are a weebshitter) and admitted to this. it's the same with sweden, both of you are just animefags with a japanese fetish.
>>144893020You are delusional in your "hating"
>>144892902>he was clutch>in the 2nd inning of game 1
Denmark staying loyal to the anglels makes him based tho
>>144893157why does everyone forget that he went absent for an entire year in /mlb/ because he stopped caring about baseball (because he never really did)
>>144892856Good mythical morning
>loyal to the angels right….
>>144892902Yes that’s a good point Ohtani wants to win baseball games and contributes to help his team win baseball games
>>144893157He didn't even watch their games. He dipped when the Angels went 10 below .500 or something.
>>144893111Trips of truth
>>144893064And baseball is significantly less than both. your point?
I told you this would happen btw. All the foreigners who were virtue signalling how they were sticking with the Angels and they were totally real loyal good boy fans immediately fucked off when the Angels started losing on cue again.
>>144893329being an ohtani bandwagoner fanboy doesn't put you above them tho lmao
>>144893200>disappear entire season>show back up right around time for playoffs>supporting the oriolesKEK
>>144893148At that point the game was looking like it was going to get out of hand fast after Yamamoto's disaster start. That HR completely changed the tenor of the game when it was needed most
>>144892856>>144893209Good morning.
>>144893352At least I'm not lying about who I am. I never pretended to care about the Angels. I wanted Ohtani to be traded immediately in 2021.
Crazy to see Fox and MLB tv literally copy my posts from 2 years ago in their broadcasts when they talk about ohtani nowi wonder if they will also copy me saying he's a weak bitch 2 years from now
>>144893379Umpies got our back. They fear Stanton.
i wish both of these retards were banned from posting in our threads holy shit
>>144893378they lost the lead a second time
>>144893403>at least i ONLY smell like shit when they are just plain shit
>>144893379Manfred is on our side. The shipment of juiced balls arrives on Monday.
The Seidler family just needs to sell the Padres to someone that is willing to relocate outside of California. Portland, Utah, Oklahoma City, and San Antonio are great cities for a MLB team. Many to chose from.
>>144893425why isnt anyone talking about the umpball in that yankees game tho? it was so obvious that umpire was on the take
>>144893512I’m waiting for the ump scorecard so I can deboonk Yankee haters.
>>144893512They are rigging these ploffs and a yankgers WS
>>144893512Listen, pal, we've been fixed for some time now. We need to boost the ratings. Yankees WILL go to the ALCS.
>>144893650that's a good thing tho. dodgers/yankees havent been in the world series together in 42 years. manfred should revitalize the sport with this
>>144893660Peff Jassan Kek
>>144893660is it true? he's moving over to basketball now?
>>144893660manletbros...our response?
>>144893660BTFO
How come baseball is the only sport were the teams don't have their own training facility separate from the stadium they play in? They do batting practice and drills all in the ballpark
>>144893660how short is this guy
>>144893660>RadioFriarjust looked at this acc. all of his posts are seething about the dodgers
>>144893847He's taking over Wojanowski's job.
>>144893949they do though, it's called spring training and it occurs in a completely different ballpark/training facility. are you stupid?
>>144893214just like every other angels fan
>>144893982Aaron Judge’s last 22 postseason games (since ALCS G3 2019):.144 BA (13-for-90)36% strikeout rate
>>144893982He’s not going out like that this time. I believe.
I’m gonna be on a trip with my gf during games 6/7 of the WS stupid fucking mistakes man
>>144894091Sheesh
>>144894091damn. at least mookie has his podcast and bowling. wtf does aaron judge have in the offseason?
>>144894111blame manfred for letting the postseason go all the way until november tho. it's really stupid
>>144894285At least he doesn’t try to talk about anything other than Ohtani. He doesn’t even talk about Dodgers games, just post Ohtani slash lines and shit kek.
message to oldcums only: give me your ancient deep fried pre-covid memes
>>144894285woah
>>144894285https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/ohtani/country/DK/order/asc/
>>144892739Drake is not American either lmao and he’s a faggot so you have two things in common
>>144894376>he tried to forget this lol. not even a single word about the angels. cumguzzling ohtani fags. both nordic flags. and yet we're supposed to care about their baseball opinions?
>>144894285In 2016 my only exposure to baseball was random Koshien games my friend and I would watch (we didn't understand the rules)
>>144894285this is turd world behavior. are we sure this guy isn't a mohammed?
>>144894430once ohtani retires due to career ending injury they will both be gone tho
>>144893862
Kek Swede BTFO
We seriously need to do something about these scandinavians
>>144894772>>144894627we don't care. we're literally watching football right now
>>144894449>in 2016In 2021 you said baseball was gay now you’re suddenly a fan and not just a weeb dickrider? Lmao KWAB.
Which player was this yesterday
>>144894814nothing can be done unfortunately except wait for them to go to sleep
good morning /mlb/
>>144894884I mean I genuinely did not enjoy baseball at the time (I didn't even understand it). I do now. Call it character growth or something.
i wont shit up the thread anymore about this nonsensefuck bitchtani simple as
>>144894922homeplate ump for yankees/royals game
if you don't follow the same baseball team as your father, grandfather and great grandfather. you will never be a real baseball fan, simple as.
if you didn't play little league ball growing up, you will never be a really baseball fan. simple as
i played rounders
>>144895136you probably didnt make it past the first round
>>144895136If you're talking about brännboll, same. Every kid does.
>>144894979who's your favorite role player on the Dodgers?
>>144895187sorry i don't speak your gibberish language
What is your favorite role-playing game?
>>144893660Based.
>>144895317You had to ask??
Mets in, Astros out
yay cubgers
HOLY LEL
>>144895641I’m so happy.
>>144895641I'm so happy
>>144895641I'm so happy.
>>144895649Lmfaaaaaaoooo
>>144895649He's not wrong
>>144893379It really do be like that tho
>>144894922Benjamin Netanyahu
>>144895761everything besides looks like a pussy is spot on
Good morning /mlb/, did you know that you can improve your team's record by simply removing the starts for the pitchers you don't like?
>>144893660lol that poodrepaco is so mad
>>144894953Morning
>>144896175This is psychotic
>>144895649cope
>>144895053My great grandfather was a drunk wife beating coal miner who didn't care much for sports
https://x.com/MLBPipeline/status/1842939319201435747meh....
Our Atlanta Braves didn't win, but there is always next year
>>144895649Cry about it buddy.
>>144895926https://x.com/NBCSPhilly/status/1842710208750969317/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1842710208750969317¤tTweetUser=NBCSPhillyKek the conviction he says 7-3 with after saying yea let’s just remove 3 games from their record just because lmao
None of you would care about Ohtani this much if he was white, Dominican, or god forbid he was black. But because he’s from the hecking anime country and so foreign you love him!
>>144896515sex. have it. NOW!
>>144896515True but he is still great
>>144896515Nobody would care if he was still on the Angels
>>144896515Femanon here, have sex
My favorite player is Mike Trout and he's American
>>144896515You’re right which is why I range from silently appreciating his accomplishments to facetiously mocking his accomplishments on here to rule up the doyerpacos and the Swede (who said baseball was gay as recently as 2021 and now pretends to be a doyers super fan who understands the game). >>144894979>>144894744
>>144896548>>144896633He is great and will go down potentially the best player I’ve seen over Barry. The extra obsession with him is retarded though and borderline mentally ill>>144896533>>144896598I’m waiting for marriage
thanks poodres for showing ohtani a good time
My poodres will win tonight 7-5 :)
>>144896633You're getting too upset over this. I'm not sure what I was replying to but I'm pretty sure I was being ironic. Not everything has to be super serious all the time.
>>144896215Is this the work of Psychogang?
Sweden and Denmark must prove they are capable of hitting a baseball or remain silent.
>>144896849Couldn’t hit off a tee
>>144894953Good afternoon
Ayyyy oooh I’m from fuckin New York I got raped in an alley a gunpoint by a gang Puerto Ricans after I left the bodega. Toughest city in da woirld! If you can make it here you can make it anywhere fugheddabout it
when is /mlb/ meeting up to play?
>>144894014What about during the regular season?
>>144896787>>144894979the excuses are mounting lmao>>144896849based
honest asian people prefer the east coastthe lying, cheating, stealing kind go to the west coast
>>144896973Most beautiful women in a da woirld! I saw this broad walking down fifth avenue and she smelled like the ocean, I’m talking stinky. Marron I fuckin love it
>>144897007It amazes me people think these bug eyed women are attractive.
>>144896973This is a rare case where the longer version of this post was also funnier. Keep workshopping it pal I believe in you.
Another day, another playoffs baseball. Good morning Chuds of /mlb/!
>>144896973>>144897031Stay mad Cletus
>>144896602retired player*
>>144896936>>144896849
>>144897031>marront. watched the sopranos on hbo with the subtitles on once
>>144896973i sound like this
>>144896319
>>144897031I said “hey sweetheart how bout you an me get some Ethiopian lobster tails and go back to my forty square foot apartment that I play schlomo 9 thousand dollars a day to rent it’s got a view of the side of the park!” She told me she was takin da tunnel to see her god motha in Canarsi
>https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1842960337852838260?t=wUIlml1rcM0iUzhD6f22Sg&s=19Bohm got benched, uh oh Phillies sissies.
>>144896973kek the seethe
>>144897059How does it feel to be down 0-2 after tonight?
I’m a forty year old man without a drivers license because who needs a car when you can hop the turnstiles and get pushed on the tracks by a schizophrenic moolie. I fuckin love this town, greatest city in da woirld!
I’m gay and live in Atalanta personally.
Heh Gino’s? You think Gino’s is a true New York slice? Get outta heeya. You ain’t never had no kinda pizza before until you been to Puccetti’s on sixty foist and park ave.
>>144897233
>>144897202It will be 1-1 because Flaherty will somehow choke and Dodgers offense suddenly lost their groove.
reckie on the track
yea sos I just list all the jokes like jews and rent but I do it in a real methodical way like sos that it's not even subtle or funny, fangool!
Terry skoobs, leader of the tigoofs
>>144897321Flaherty owns the Padres ya fake Ruffian. Also the Dodger bats will still be hot.
my peanus hoits
kek other cities be like uhhhh I'm from chicago and i'm gay. uhhhhh i'm from balitmore or atlanta and I'm black and I'm also gay.
>>144893660absolute kek. Passan just mindfucked all the poodres fans
>>144897402meds
>>144897358I think the problem is letting ohtani carry you guys, he carries that offense more than the bottom lineup, freeman and betts. Walking doesn't help either when fucking chinktahni bonds is up lmao
>>144897381faggot mike
>>144897358Screencapping this for posterity, your Ohtani will go in a slump this game tonight.
What's up with Denmark bro? Why does he hate the Doyers so much?
>>144897457>black faggoty
>>144897402let’s leave Chicago out of this
I hadda go to bushwick to get an antique wall scone for my apartment. My landlord sublets the place to forty three Guyanans so I sleep on the fire escape but I don’t mind since I have a view of the park. You should see my buddy Sully he sleeps in a chimney
>>144897422Were we watching the same game last night? The Dodger bats started clicking after that Ohtani bomb. He is the catalyst that will get the Dodgers into the World Series.
Am I a fake ruffian?
I’m from Kansas City and I’m gay and the umps are biased!
>>144897479That's literally your pitcher you BLM faggot, not even Treinen can save your shit. Sad!
One of the worst fanbases on /sp/ is the Dodger fans.Few of them are actually from Los Angeles, few of them had long term loyalty to the team before Ohtani joined. And whats worse of all they seem to be completely oblivious to the fact they're simply rooting for big money to win rather than an organic team. Half of them being autogenyphilic weebs is also embarassing.The dodgers are trying to buy their way into a championship which is why i'll never respect their team.
I hadda take four cabs three subways and a bike messenger but I finally got to my job stacking boxes outside of a bar on a street I fuckin love this city!
Getting raped by blacks is part of big city culture, you flyover chuds.Anyway, go Mets!
>>144897540What happens when those same fans are the ones buying tickets to see them play and also buying the gear to back it all up? Are they still considered bandwagoners?
>your race >your state>your teamMexicanWisconsinDodgers
If you don’t walk forty blocks to work in ankle deep piss are you even a fuckin human bein? Brooklyn is what America is all about fuhgeddabout it
>>144897595VietTexasDodgers
this thread is giving “conservative guy afraid of cities”
I am from Detroit and I am also gay.
OUT IN THE STREET THEY CALL IT BAAAAAY BAAWWW
Pretty cool of the doggy doos to discover that paying money delivers results. Shame it took until 2024 for somebody to unlock the secret to baseball. Everybody knows that the team with the highest payroll always wins the owl. That’s what the data shows so trust the science
As a cardinals fan, cities terrify me
>>144897584those are people in LA not bandwagoning /sp/ weebs
I can't tell what fans of which teams are shitposting. Normally I have a good idea.
>>144897540>This team is trying to win, I can't respect itReal high school burnout vibes you got there my nigga
Ive been to fifteen countries and New York is the worst place I’ve ever been. Say what you will about Beijing but at least you won’t get stabbed with a screwdriver by a twelve time felon out on bond.
>>144897703And that's a good thing.
>>144897595>gay>Los Angeles >depends on who’s winning
SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN
>>144897703my job is here is done
>>144897730I look like this and say this
>>144897715Did that happen to you?
The problem with San Diego is that the weather is so perfect somebody invented the fish taco just to take the city down a peg
>>144897761Yes, I stabbed him.
The Dodgers are playing for Ohtani's first World Series championship while the Padres are playing for their deceased owner whose family is about to betray him and sell the team this offseason.
>>144897706they're pay to win. rather than building the best team out of the players they have, they simply just used their shitloads of money to buy a better team. Anyone who roots for them is a faggot. You're rooting for a soulless corporate team.
>>144897703iaog
Why don’t the dodgers just use a ouija board and a ten sided die to determine their signings like heckin sovl teams?
mfw the Scandinavian faggots finally stfu so we can get back to making fun of each others homes and places of origin
sucks that we're guaranteed to have on more series with the comedy central
>>144897791>you can’t just buy better players that’s against the rulesYou’re a big gay poorfag
which team is the most soulest bestest mostest kinoest?!?!?!
>>144897662This was a good post anon, it got lost in the sauce but I liked it and I just wanted to give you a (You) and let you know that I enjoyed it.
>>144897918mets
I’ GON TO PUT ON DA CATCHERS MITTTO MAKE A POST FULL OF SHIT
NO STRIKEOUT NO CRY
>>144897540>Half of them being autogenyphilic weebs is also embarassing.If Ohtani was from the Caribbean with the same stats, you'd never see this shit.
>>144897595>White>Jersey>Yankees
>>144897913soul vs soulless team that sold their souls for money. legitimately most teams cannot afford 700 million dollar contracts from japanese ACEs. Its an unfair advantage. whenever i see a team vs the dodgers I realize how unfair the situation is. The dodgers shouldnt even lose games with the amount of talent they bought and paid for. I root for the other team everytime because they're the underdogs.
>>144897791>My corporate baseball entity is more wholesome than yoursWhat a cock smoker
>>144898029bro its LA. The dodgers probably get invited to satanic cult parties and are involved with p-diddy type shit. nothing is wholesome about LA. Wouldnt be surprised if Ohtani drinks the blood of babies.
>>144898082I definitely get creepy vibes from OhtaniShit is legit satanic….
>>144897986I can’t wait until the next new Ohtani from the Caribbean comes inside of the league. A hot young stud with a huge bat that sprays ropes all over the field while pounding the gap with authority. Future up comers like:>Hirohito Hernandovasco>Ishii Domingosolez>Joaquiñito Kawasakimoto>Ching Chong Arriba Bean>Pep Chicón Hashimashita
>>144898014>my team sucks and this is unfair to me top tier loser post kid
San Diego was never meant to be a pro sports city outside the big 4 leagues. The Rockets already won 2 NBA championships in Houston and the Clippers and Chargers are the top teams in LA. Maybe the new Padres ownership should look into relocating out of California. I'm sure the Dodgers, Angels, and Giants will easily vote in favor of the Padres leaving. This leaves San Diego with a MLS and NWSL teams for pro sports.
>>144898171Turn off your VPN, Fernando.
>>144898144root for your home team you faggot not some fucking team that you arent even from the same town as.
>>144898171relocating is gay
>>144898236It's going to work well in the end for the A's.
>>144898109Gets a kek every time
>>144897595MetsicanMéxicoMets
>>144898255I hope not
>>144892739Drake is such a fucking retard kek>>144892705You’re alright compared to the German polfag and the Dane
>>144898082>Nothing wholesome about LAYou live there or something?
ITT peak onions!!
>>144898304i live close to LA but outside of the bullshit.
>>144892739He a fan, he a fan, he a fan.
Reddit hereGo Mets Go Tigers
>>144893660Poodre fans are so butthurt lmao
>>144898224I don’t even like the dodgers but I’m whining and moaning about it. I’m a cubs man so allow me the pleasure of plain speaking. Every team does what the doggy’s doo but the doggy’s are just better. They have an ownership group that wants to win so they spend money to win. Just because the cheap Jew who owns your team is happy to milk your acceptance of mediocrity doesn’t mean that the dodgers are doing anything unique.https://www.spotrac.com/news/_/id/2050/10-Years-of-World-Series-Matchup-Payrolls
>>144898341This guy lives in Bakersfield lol
>>144898361Padres fans look like this?
BALTIMORE ORIOLEIN THE HEART OF PIMLICO
PASS DE CUBBIE TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE
>>144898326Filtered >>144898360Metsies gonna fuck ya
>>144898539It a go dung, if ya know what I mean
I SHOT THE YANKEESBUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE NEW YORK METS
>Dodgers win the World Series>Hololive Night now becomes an annual themed event at Dodger Stadium.Works for me.
>>144896515that's such bullshit. any pitcher/hitter at his level would be a star he's unironically less of a star because he's a jap who can't speak english in interviews
>Dodgers lose in the NLWDS>Hololive troons all rope before next seasonWorks for me
>tfw three espressos and shitposting
https://x.com/WatchMarquee/status/1842967749112287463HOLY SOVL KINO OVERLOVD
>>144898369>da joooz
It’s not a coincidence that Juan Soto is an anagram of “Tuna Joos”
>>144898736Kek I just lifted so I also have a crazy dopamine rush
>>144898738Immediately more based than his Japanese peers tbqh
>>144897340>Seattle mentionedWhat the fuck is up Mariners nation????
>>144898617>>144898736Kek I gotta watch Naked Gun. Been too long.
>shota in the mlb?heh
Mets will win
>tfw no gf to teach my cats how to throw
>>144892705I support you swedebro
Where did all the mariners fans go?
>>144898977They're channeling their energy towards the Mets.
Is it pronounced “muh-reen-ers” or “mary-ners”? I’ve been saying marinaras but I doubt that’s right
>
My Los Angeles Doggies
>>144898924>supporting the guy who hates baseball and has admitted so cuck
MY VAGINA!!!!
>>144899268smells like fish peeyou
>>144899087Never seen this before. kek.
>>144899335>he doesn’t get the blt I don’t have the picture saved but gee whiz whatever happened to that guy huh?
Taking game two, sorry Yu.
Say something nice about my Mariners.
>>144899641Mariners fans are very loyal. I can't say anything nice about the team though.
Psychogang stand up
>>144892584My pirates ):
>>144899516Of course there's ohtani bias. He's saving baseball
>>144899641You're gonna love Pete Alonso.
>>144899941Sorry that homer already guaranteed he’s a Met for life, 300 million plus tip thank you :)
>>144899853FUCKIN D-GIRL!!
>>144899801Is this the work of Psychogang?
>>144899516Fox keeps doing this. They had a graphic saying "Harper is up 4th". Who cares lmfao
Psychogang is the online front organization for the Golden Dawn
Let’s not forget about my Juns
are the nordic flags gone yet?
https://x.com/andy21441/status/1842955787104330099?s=46&t=HMNQpai61mjTs6YF06Uu-g
>>144900116Psychogang is ERG's name for his fursona collection
I DRANK YOUR WILDCARDI DRANK IT ALL UPSSSSLLLLLLUUUUURRRRPPPP
Looking forward to tonight’s quality officiating ie umpin’
Hello USA /mlb/Chads
>>144899801nice ass bitch
>>144900507Huomenta
>>144900507hello
>tfw Kershaw pitchin
Who should I support now the Orioles are out?
>mests
>>144900633my dodgers :)
>>144900645
Wtf?
>>144900633Baltimore Orioles is an anagram of “Liberator Moolies” in case you didn’t hear you know you been a way a long time
bohm benched phils in full panic mode
cubyals are bouncin back tomrw ;)
>MANTIS TOBAGGIN
>tfw a post gets no (You)s
>>144900633What’s up boss?
I’m from the future and this is how the dodgers win the NLCS
>>144900826in nu baseball this would be considered blocking the plate and the run would score
>when you remember Rosa Parks
any cubs fans here?
Why did they ban collisions at home plate when catchers wear all that padded armor?
>>144900888prefer twinks
>the Castro Street Jints of Haight-Ashbury
Cubs fan here!
>>144900901most of the professional helmet polishers are in New York
>>144900901because Busted Pussy was a little bitch who got kwabd
>>144899801>>144900067did spammy ever drop his new gaysconsin video?
>>144900693I did miss this revelation
>>144900790It’s a public holiday today here. Excitement
>throws ball to Vegas I’ll get it guys!
What grip is she using?
>>144900962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLm-nj-AyOs&
>throws five ballsnothing personell kid
>tfw wife left the cup in the dishwasher
why are phillies fans so quiet in the genny this year tho
>>144901289nobody will be watching baseball today because football is on
>>144901355
who or what is reckERG?
>two balls and a strike
gm doyerbros, just got back from the farmers market. how are we feeling today?
based gif poster
Philies fan really quite since yesterday
>>144901289two years of choking have broken those soft ass faggots
This is why mlb banned catcher contact fwiw
>>144901477This is what I was taught to do. If the batter doesn't want to get out of the way then you bean him with the ball.
hey philly fans metsfriend here, i'm in philly for the game but i must have taken a wrong turn at my hotel while enjoying your walkable and cosmopolitan city. can anyone give me directions to the stadium? pic for reference of where I am.
>>144901559I've accepted the sweep in 4. At least we won one this year
>>144901609you tell em bravesbrah
>>144901656>gay louiskek!
>chief wa-WHOOOOAAA
We’re getting a Mets Yankees finals and there’s nothing (You) can do about it
>>144901711Neither team is even making it past the DS though
gay louie eke!
doyers>dane and swede were fighting while i was sleepingwew, does the dane ever fucking sleep?
I thought 'gay louis' was just a meme....
>>144901708KEK
check out the world famous gapeway arse!!!
>>144901746>doubting the script>doubting the mets meme magic from beating the brewers
gay berds lol
>>144901771dane is the new panama, perpetually seething at the dodgers.
>>144901588we're still here, watching redzone because the Eagles don't play.honestly might go fishing and listen on the radio instead of watching because it's nice out and I don't need to watch them swing and miss for 3 hours.
>gay louiskek
>>144901831You say meme magic from the brewers as if they’re a powerhouse. They won the worst division good for them
>>144901883Jim Faggot
>>144901890meme magic as in every team to beat the brewers in the postseason since 1981 has at least made the world series
>gay louis gapies
two men touching eachothers crotches on the kissie kam at gay louis, kek.
Remember when the Padres thought they were World Series contenders?
>reddit up to bat
asshole
>>144902104umpies own your sorry azz!
>THE eternal royals guy
>>144902124
>>144900927gers or yals?
>>144902049looks like trea turner's swing
die asshole
We finally got the Grimace shake I. Australia this week. Big news for Mets fans
Do you think they're watching the MLB Playoffs? Who do they support?
>>144902358mettiejetties :3
yipeeeee!
>The NLCS will be between Hololive vs. Grimace
What costume would you like to see Recker wear for Halloween and why?
>>144902446A nun because I am catholic and often fantasize having my future wife wearing nun outfit as she's letting my clap her cheeks. Now if only I could get a gf...
gackt..........
>>144898082Mookie definitely went to Diddy parties
sigh........blarghlr.....
>moolie butts
sigh...ugh...gagashka....
gah............
They call this nigga Bubblicious
>>144902610:-(
>>144902416Are you Anakin?
>>144902726koreatown was lit whenever ryu pitched. twas good ol days......
baseball?
PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144902818
>>144902476Why do fantasize about Recker in a female outfit?
>>144902446>What costume would you like to see Recker wear for Halloween and why?nude beach goer. would be funny
>>144902926wow
Asshole below me
>>144902521Wish he never left Malice Mizer.
>>144903072based 40 year old visual kei enthusiast
>>144902761the antics him and puig got up to in the dugout were hilarious too
Do you think my dad would have loved me if I played Baseball instead of cricket?
>>144903216Gardenia is my favorite song, but I really did like what little they had of Gackt. Mana is just like me fr.
>>144903407Probably
why are the Phillies sitting Bohm? are they giving up?
>>144903400they couldnt even speak the same language to eachother.. .and yet they connected on a level we will never understand...
>>144903444what the fuck he must be injured again (never fully healed)
>>144897422Coom status?
i drink milk this morning and i regret it
The Brew Crew is done for the year, but hope everyone is enjoying some cold ones
40 minutes until game starts :)
>>144901831Mets Yankees would never be a MLB script. The MLB hates subway series because now only one state is invested and the Mets and Yankees have little appeal outside that state and I say this as a NYer and Mets fan. It will be great for us but bad for baseball.
>>144903407Depends on the dad. Mine wanted me to be a soccer player so bad and it didn't work out so he never cared for me after I quit.
>>144903592i drink wine and liquor only, beercel.
>>144903966My dad told me I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up so I became the most based man in the world
>>144904011Congrats on having a good dad. Wish I had that. He passed away and I still have animosity towards him to this day. My mom tries to cope by saying "he loved you he just didn't show it" which is utter bullshit.
The other swede is wrong. A team should represent the city they're from and the people cheering them on. Is your city truly so lacking in talent that it has to import foreigners to play for you? Recruiting local youngsters and having them play their best is simply the right way to do things.PS: This toad is extinct, keep his picture safe.
>everyone on /mlb/ has daddy issuesExplains a lot
>>144892799same
>>144904049I don't know what that feeling is like but I'm sorry you feel that way. anyway, go Phils...
>>144904075dodgers were the first team to import blacks into the league tho. part and pacel
>>144904085If you post on this site at all you are fucked up in some way. Weird flex.
>>144904251i just have no friends irl to talk about baseball with besides my boomer dad
Yankees.
>>144904251I'm just lonely
>>144904010Cheers
LET'S GO PHILTHIES
>>144904075RIP lil toadie ;_;
>>144903966Mine was a tough rugby man in Sydney during 70s. Violent cunt of a sport where all 34 players would brawl 4-5 times a game. Hated that sport after I had my jaw broken, concussed several times.
>>144904447How does he treat you? Does he beat you regularly? Does he drink a lot?
we need nu before the game
>>144904492He is around 80Now and still is imposing but never hit me. Just never ever showed support or made it out like I was good enough . 6ft 6 120kg aussie though I don’t doubt he would have cleaned me up if I tried to snap back at 15 haha
nu in a few
I only brought this up because baseball dads always seem to be cool. Real family vibes from this sport or am I so wrong ?
>>144904640people are people
>>144904661I see heaps of families in the crowd at mlb, I watch NFL it’s always adults only
>>144904640no you're right, basically anyone with a father and stable family played baseball as a kid
>>144904640hm.... i remember parents going apeshit at my little league games.
>>144904578I don't understand boomers. Like my dad was the same way, had 8 brothers and sisters so part of a large family and I assume his dad gave him little attention. They seen to have no desire to break the chain of fuck ups. Despite my dad being a uncaring POS if I had a kid I would recognize that flaw and try to fix it. Boomers don't do that. Guess they really never considered mental health as a thing.
>>144904701True, in American sitcoms they always have fighting little league dads. Dads fight the kids here in rugby sometimes lol
>>144904640you were born
MEST @ PHILTHIES>>144904761>>144904761>>144904761
>>144904640Baseball has always been a more traditional or conservative aligned sport. Mix that with 162 games making tickets cheaper than the massive ripoff of seeing a football game, and more chances to fit it into your schedule.Many dads play catch with their kids in the park (at least the community i grew up around) so it would lend itself to some interest in baseball
>>14490407507 God speed little froggy
>>144904075I unironically do think the Dodger are losing their identity. They were THE team for the latino/hispanic fanbase. But now they're leaning so heavily into pandering to the Japanese and Asian fans that the hispanics that were so loyal to them for decades are being left behind. It's kinda sad
All of the bad guys are winning
>>144905394??? whut??? are you stupid?
>>144905394they now have a doggie identity
>>144905513Pitched a no-hitter in coors
>>144905513Don't be so disingenuous. You know what I'm talking about. All the sushi, the hololive night.
>>144905394>>144905513fernandomania and nomomania broshipdoyers have always pandered to minorities. casuals dont understand it
>>144904640sometimes tickets are 10 dollarinos or lower so people are more likely to go there as a family outing
>>144905693not dodgers fault anime/japan is popular culture now. if money is there, they will pander. guggenheim shareholders dont give af>>144905721you've never even attended a baseball game in your entire life
>>144904640it's not a violent sport is the keyalso the pace of the game means you can actually sit there and talk with your family and friends. a kid can ask "why did that player or coach do that?" and you can talk about the nuance of the game and bondprobably the most open atmosphere of any sport and by far the most family friendly.
new playoff format is cancer
>>144904640My father wasn't around much but he's a mest fan. My maternal grandfather got me into the sport, but he raised my younger brother and I to be Yankees fans because he was one.
I'm a girl.
>>144907951No homo, but i do sometimes get jealous of women's fashion ngl. All the dresses and stuff, men's fashion feels so limited by comparison
>>144908050You can wear women's clothes just like the Cubs and Mets trannies
>>144908050>No homouh huh. how often did you wear your mom's heels?
>>144908050[team] fan btw, not sure if that matters.
>>144908179>>144908155Never you fucking queers. I'm just saying that women have a lot more options in what they can wear.
>>144900114the difference between that from what I saw was at least with Harper they did it in the point in the inning where the Phillies were actually at bat. They were saying "OHTANI COMING TO BAT SOON" while it was still the Padres on offense
>>144908224here puppy i have some cum you can lap up puppy.
>498early nu >>144908358>>144908358>>144908358>>144908358>>144908358>>144908358
Mest
Cusb
>mest
>>144904049It could be worse anon. You could’ve been drafted by the angels
