old >>144892584Mets @ Phillies on now. Padres @ Dodgers later.
love my dodgers simple as
>>144908358
doyers
Our Braves are out for the year, I hope the Padres or Tigers win
Only a few more hours, X amount of batters and 3 outs until Ohtani plays. I'm so glad a scrappy little underdog like Ohtani is bringing so many eyes to the unknown and underrated city of Los Angeles and the obscure country of Japan!
R'zz
no one cares poodrepaco
Don't let the Dodgers or Yankees get in the World Series. It's not gonna happen. Not in my lifetime.
>>144908678it hasn't happened in 42 years and will definitely not happen in this era of the postseason format
>>144908678it would just be boring, which I feel like will be the big thing that the MLB isn't thinking about when they're constantly trying to push and market it this year. Assume it does happen, yeah a lot of people might watch it because it's the only two teams the MLB seems to market, but a lot of new people would watch a pretty boring world series and just feel even less interested in baseball afterwards because now they'll think "this is what a game with the two best teams ever looks like? geez, guess this sport just kind of sucks"
>>144908832it cannot be any more boring than last year's world series that no one fucking remembers, that even ranger "fans" forgot about
>>144908876just not being more boring than the previous year is not a good bar to reach.
hasnt been a good ws since 2019 desu
>>144908409Based brazil
Good to see the Mets are still cheating...
>>144908902>>144908937the last good world series was 2016 and you know it. ratings prove it too. cubs own ya
>>144908832Dodgers vs. Yankees with Shohei showing up and Judge choking would be majestic. I like Judge, but rubbing it in Yankees fans' faces would feed me for eternity.
ERG- eating recker goo
Just wait until the dodgers get a real optometrist on staff. Ohtanis OPS will skyrocket
Okay /mlbsp/ sex with prime Drew Barrymore or your team wins the World Series?
i don't think the phillies are winning this one
R'z got this in dab ag
>>144909329She already had it with Jimmy Fallon when the Red Sox won in 2004.
metsiners btw
>>144909493where is the hololive music for the dodgers?
Uhh dodgerbros…we’re not scared of the Mets right?
>>144909493>OH MY GOD!
>>144909564they should be more worried that Yamamoto dropped the ball hard enough to make them wear down their bullpen early.
>>144909329I had a bunch of sex with my super enthusiastic skinny tomboy GF last night, IDK if lil Drewsy could handle it though, however/myteam/ got dis in dab ag
Dodgers!
doyers! :)
ohtani arrives at the ballpark with decoy!
>>144909564No. I hated all the doomer fans afraid of San Diego, and I would also love nothing more than going against the Mets and Lindor to end all the MVP talk. I want all the smoke.
KEK RENT FREE
>>144909564n-no
>>144909748>Joe Davis>the most unbiased MLB reporterno way anyone besides Dodgers fans thinks this right?
>>144909748I'm not a Padre fan, but Passan was instigating for no reason.
>>144909748>"WHAT ABOUT OUR HIGHLIGHTS?"
>>144910162heh
>>144910162holy kek
>>144909748Padres fans are the biggest crybabies in baseball>>144910188wew thugchado MOGGED by thugtani
>padres twitter complained about joe davis so much he started trending earlier today
>>144910914but why is he built like that?
>>144910914What about Recker makes men questioning or confused?
>>144910921What do you mean by “built like that”?
>>144910899wtf is wrong with them
>>144911114little brother syndrome
>mest
Using Diaz was a big mistake. The Phillies own him. He's got a 6.42 ERA against them and like three blown saves this year alone.
>>144910899my favorite part about their fans on xwitter are the lies about the whole attendance thing. Like, out of every fanbase you call out for not selling out a stadium, you choose the dodgers? Probably the dumbest hill to die on
felling cash money tonight dodger bros.ez game ez life.
Mettiejetties kek oh no
>>144911593i thought this was ai, but no apparently she just looks like that. Probably photoshopped but still damn
Can the Lillies walk ofg?
mets fans were getting a little too confident
good shit Phils
>MEST
LOL MEST
>>144911763she's all real and all dodgers
kek one of the Phillies radio guys is choking back tears
Phillies will win 3-1Padres will win 3-2Yankees will win 3-0Guardians will win 3-1
>>144908358Should I root for the Phillies because of estevez or the dodgers cause of ohtaniDecide for me Angel bros Nice to see our best former players in the -offs
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lolmest
>they showed the sign again
>>144912764a sign so nice they show it twice
nah yall can't let the phillies get hot..... its over for all yall niggas!
>mfw most of your shit teams wouldn't have even made it closegg phils
bruh
>>144912729>>144912764why is "OMG" the mets slogan this year tho? why were the mets so afraid of harper? casty owns their sorry asses lol
.
not my gay mets
mets more like shits>Verification not required.
>>144912812my cubbie bears would have bootyblasted both these shit teams tho
when the two >MESTS collided in the outfield, it was over
Padres @ Dodgers>>144912863
Phillies still lost this series when they failed to win both home games now that the pitching choice for games 3 and 4 is Nola who sucks ass in away games and Suarez whos been shit since June.
>METSHITS
>>144912699All this just to get cooked at Citi
Two fanbases that each pride themselves as salt-of-the-earth rowdies are in fact both supported by top 5 payrolls, why do they get so uppity?
barely ekeing out a 1 run win, is this the true power of the fentanyl philthies?
How do two playoff teams have such horrible bullpens
>>144912991embarrassing post
>>144912991that's a really gay post, wow
>>144913020Yeah that phillies fan is pretty cringe
>>144909748This is really Ohtani’s fault, I thought Judge was talked about too much but holy shit the way and amount they cover him is annoying. If they toned that down I bet it wouldn’t be a big deal. Except Padres fans are Dodgers little brothers
>>144912991kek seeth ya bitch!
>>144912954Too early to post this. Maybe if they drop the first game in queens then this be authentic.
>>144913123This. I can't say shit on the Mets until they lost at least one game in their own turn, especially with the pitching advantage they have going into NYC.
Edging ruined orgasm Alexa Rydell
rank them
Why has Recker been such a hit on /mlb/?
>>144913186>roids>roids>massively overrated
>>144913149there are so many people posting stuff like this with every lead change or game won. they can't possibly be real fans of the teams involved. mets have a slight advantage going into NY w. phils bullpen getting torched both games. but they both get the off day and diaz is clearly cooked.
>>144913186Jeter and Papi are okay, Arod is so cringe
>>144913186I like their commentary roles:>Arod = lolcow>Tito = funny>Jeter = mean
I don’t mind the Phillies but I HATE Bryce Harper. I hope the Mets close them out. LET’S GO METS
>>144912991You just exposed yourself as never being a fan during playoff baseball.
>>144913213This series is now the series that the Mets would choke away since they get to face Nola and Suarez who they been torching alive for half the season with the Phills facing Manaea and Quintana. This case the Phillies only win is if the Mets doubled down on what the Phillies bats did yesterday and fail to score run after run the entire game.
>>144913315Don’t forget about the Mets secret ninjitsu weapon though
>>144913357Senga was already used for game one and that was on short leash. He may be used for bullpen duties if anything.
>>144913208Jeter was really that good offensively. His defense was shit and a liability thoughever. Advanced stats exposed him as a shitter irrespective of ESPN MK Ultra priming everyone by showing his hoppy spinny plays on SportsCenter and Baseball Tonight back in the day
>>144912991i can taste your tears through this post>you won b-b-but only by one run!!!!hahahahahahaha fag OMG!
if the phillies are just benching struggling starters, please bench marsh for weston wilson or clemens.
>>144913186Arod is a cringelord who cannot help but self-insert and remind us how awesome he is in every segmentPapi is fucking unhinged and hilarious like Pete Rose was (RIP)Jeter is serious and probably has a long career analyzing games and probably calling gamesD-Train is a good mix of funny, serious and insightful
methinks the changed the spam filter.... sigh.....
>>144913482good death to mass repliers
>>144913482buy a 4chinz pass for max shitposting
>>144913496
>>144913451They likely will
>>144913213>Mets have a slight advantage going into NYHave you not seen the Phillies record vs when they face Quintana and Manaea in both Philadelphia and Queens? It would be the ultimate Mets meme if they lose not one, but both games 3 and 4 going forward.
>>144913502do you think jannies are more lenient on bans if you have a pass? I get banned a lot
>>144908358DOYERS vs PAWDRESTUNE IN TO YOUR RESTREAM/CHANNEL OF CHOICE.
>>144913510sorry that was too mean of me. no more mass replying tho, okay?
>>144913451Half their roster been struggling. As in both the hitting and pitching. I expect Wheeler to play game 4 on short rest instead of the likes of Suarez or rely on a pen game whether Nola wins or loses game 3.
>>144913539They said the same about the brewers vs the Mets though, so I won’t be that guy who gets cocky. Phillies are good, lots of baseball left to play.
>>144913574>Half their roster been strugglingwhich is why I was shocked they benched bohm>I expect Wheeler to play game 4 on short rest and have sanchez for game 5?>>144913529good
Doyers
>>144913607>and have sanchez for game 5?Yep exactly. Sanchez played alright today for the most part. Suarez I legit think is fucked beyond repair in the long term sense and to the point the team may DFA during the offseason if he requires major surgery due to him being a FA after this upcoming season akin to Brandon Woodruff
dodger starting pitching is not good
>Cowboys vs. Steelers on Sunday Night Football and nobody is watching because NOTHING beats playoff baseball
>>144913447Philsisters not dodging the fag allegations
>>144913677ranger is actually fucked short term, not long term I'm going ranger game 4 and wheeler game 5 if they win game 3; MAYBE wheeler game 4 if they lose game 3.
>>144913723I say long term because most pitchers unless their freaks of nature, major back injury is like 3rd worst kind of injury they can get only behind arm and legs.
>LET'S GO [syllable 1 of team name]-[syllable 2 of team name] *clap clap clap-clap-clap*teams need better chants but not marketing committee planned shit, something organic and soulful
>>144913768>His team has two syllables NGMI
>>144913723>>144913763You both forget Suarez been dealing with that old man back problems since June. The fact the Phillies never placed him on the 30 day IL may end up fucking him up in the long run, especially mentally which seems to already be the case how he's been playing the past two months.
>>144913768oh right like the actual songs soccer teams write because they're homos
>>144913723If I were the Phillies, if they win game 3 somehow, then they should use Wheeler and put Suarez in long relief pen duty with Sanchez in game 5 if we even get that far.
>>144913809i'll take anything with a hint of originality and passion over homogenized slop
Mets holdin it down for the one syllable chads this year
>>144913602>They said the same about the brewers vs the Mets thoughNo one expected the Sewers to win that series after they dropped game one.
>>144913847no you just want some over complicated gay shit. something simple like "let's go" is organic. you're just a yuppie homo.
>>144913186Two legends and A-Rod
>>144913186They ain’t shit
>>144913186They were dick sucking the Phillies so hard this game (Probably had to per league protocol just o make sure no one would bet on the Mets too hard.)
>>144913843if the phillies win game 3 it's over for the mets imo, if the mets win game 3 it's over for the phillies.
I can’t handle watching this shit it’s too stressful
>>144914092I just accept my team will lose so anything else is fun
Is Recker XY or XX?
>>144913847/mls/ is a few threads down, tranny.
>>144914039Lookin that way to me to unless the Mets magic goes deeper than even I thought possible. The Phils network guys said the series was over yesterday though kek.
>>144913978>no you just want some over complicated gay shitif you consider anything longer than 3 or 4 words to be complicated then i'm surprised you have the mental capacity for this sport>"let's go" is organic. yeah the same way bird shit is organic
>>144914092I just accept cock in-2 my ass
>>144914130...but bird shit is in fact organic so I accept your concession that I'm right and you are a gay
>>144914039It comes down to whether the Phillies can score runs against Quintana/Manaea and which Nola shows up to queens Tuesday. Thinking meatball home run machine Nola. But yeah this series is now officially the series for the Mets to lose if they fail to win both games in Queens.
LETS GO NEW YORK METROPOLITAN BASEBALL CLUB COURTESY OF STERLING METS LETS GO *clap* *clap*
I dove for a ball in left field today while playing softball and it deflected off my wrist and they scored two runs off of that. :-(
>>144914236Keep us updated
Surprised that limp thing didn't just fully deaden the ball
>>144914247I hit a nice two strike double and walked and struck out in 3 PAs also.
>>144914236>>144914275Way 2 go girlie!
>>144914195>But yeah this series is now officially the series for the Mets to lose if they fail to win both games in Queens./mlb/ would have the biggest field day in years if this actually happens, and especially after the Mets beat the Brewers and gaining the world series bound meme magic.
>>144914195mets lost a lot of momentum today, but they go home so I'd say it's about even
>>144914325They don’t boo nobodies
What will happen in games 3 and 4 in this series.
>>144914399I genuinely think either Phillies win games 3 and 4, or the Mets win an eventual game 5.
>>144914399cirrhosis of the liver
>>144914399834 million reasons to die "Phillies Edition"
>>144914399god damn did they really disappear like that in the nlcs?
>>144914531Much like how they disappeared after games game 3 of the world series which included being no hit shutout in Philadelphia.
>>144913186Ortiz is a based schizo. I like him.
>>144912696i looked through her instagram. You edited these dodger logos on
It’s still so weird to me to see the Dodgers in LA. It’s so out of place
>>144911593>>144912696>>144914766>Simping.>lying about your simping to convince yourself that she likes the same baseball team as you. Anon I…
>>144914531I was there for game six, everyone knew the season was over at that point. Stadium was dead quiet while everyone was leaving.Tonight was great though.
Which games does Manfred watch in his free time?
>>144915171He probably watches children being sacrificed to demons in his spare time not baseball
currently taking ideas for an /sp/ gimmick where I shill for the Phillies(aka fillies), hate coasties, and strongly imply the only good hispanics are those who play baseball instead of povertyball
>>144914129philly sports media being overdrammatic?what else is new
>>144915491Do you have any obscure interests or anything?
>tatis doing the are you not entertained emote
>>144914766>>144914976yeah but she has a nice ass huh?
>>144915523not really, why?
been thinking about recker lately
So far the good guys are winnings
this game is gonna be over fast compared to last night
>>144915604average coomer doyerpaco subhuman
I got recker on my mind...
recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>1449151712017 World Series
>>144915607Idk just trying to help you give your gimmick some character i guess
>>144915954>ooooh I'm anon and i don't like ass an tits cuz I'm a gay faggot.
>>144915633>>144916073Why are you thinking about Recker?
DOOKIE BUTTS
How it must feel to face him.
All the single reckies, all the single reckies
>>144908559Why
Has anyone checked on Frank the Tank? I am worried for his well being
>>144917014I want the Padres to win because I like 2hufatherspie's posts and they've never one and I think their owner died or something last year. I like the tigers because I like cats. Also fuck the Mest
>>144917091He's doing Barstool reaction videos now
need my daily pepe posta memes
What kino level would this game rate at if the doggies rally after that chimp out?
>>1449176630/10
>>144917300try this one on for size
my dodgers lost and the postseason cold bats are back :(
>>144918083You're not just gonna cruise through the post season because you have golden boy.
>>144918179you think i don't know that? we've been gifted all star teams way before ohtani and squandered every opportunity. fucking retard.
>>144908562lol i hate this shitt. from la
But seriously what does he do?
so this is the power of 1 billion dollars offseason
>>144918693social justice?
Where you at bitch?
the good guys won today
Shohei Ohtranny is real quiet tonight l/a/troons
how can we blame him for this tho?
>>144918881the media narrative will be to blame the fans so, he's officially keeping his job next year.
gg Poodresswitching over to handegg nowsee you game 3
>>144918881Nobody expected the Dodgers pitching to go unscathed. It's more surprising that they didn't go down in Game 1. It's gonna be hard to win in San Diego is this Padres offense keeps up though.
He literally won.
>>144919019how's mexico, trev?
>>144919007>pitchingsir..... nobody was hitting the ball tonight though.
Tonight the momentum shifted
>>144919019Get em Trev!
>>144919062unironically it did. fuck this shitty team for giving me hope in g1. and fuck those ghetto ass fans for lighting a fire under the padres ass. it's objectively over. congrats on the nlds,hang the banner poodres.
>>144919044you're not the retard who said Yu was getting lit up are you?
How would you make this feel /mlb/?
2chan threads btwhttps://may.2chan.net/b/res/1261406581.htmhttps://may.2chan.net/b/res/1261433482.htm
>>144919044Yu Darvish had a standout performance, but it's not like the Dodgers couldn't hit anything. Anyway, if you're gonna hit like this the rest of the way you're gonna need the pitching to make up for it. Which of course, it's a hard ask for this rotation/bullpen.
>>144919185kek
>>144919195not to mention Freddie is hurt. who knows if he'll even play anymore.
>>144919185I found thisWtf does San Antonio have agents in Japan?
>>144919185
hey doyers...... middle finger
Lmao fuck the mets. Mild inconvenience upon the doyers.
Beating the dodgers 10-2 in the NLDS is like winning the WS for Padres fans
>>144919292They're gonna ask for a Kirk Gibson performance from Freddie
>>144919313Did you know? Hideo Nomo was hired by the Padres back in 2016 as their head of player development and Japanese scoutinghttps://www.mlb.com/news/hideo-nomo-joins-padres-as-an-advisor-c164272574
>>144919136dios mios... imagine the blown saves
>>144919434apparently he already did that in game 1
DOYERS SUUUUUUUUCK
>>144919419they're already having a parade in the streets of san diego
>>144919313SAVED PIC FOR NEXT SEASON
Fuck that dumb bitch Ohtani for selling my parlay I just needed him to get on base once for 3k
Dodgers fans aren't handling the loss well. They really don't like the Padres kek
>>144919475loooooooooooooooool
>>144919475But seriously what does he doo doo?
Sh0-4ei 0-4tani
>>144919487fuck you and your parlay degenerate
baseball over for the night. Time to smoke a fat doobie and trip balls
>>144919313>San Antonioyou mean El Paso?
Loved Fat Munchy's cheeky little dinger in the 9th tho
>>144919529This is Cubspina right?
Padrebros the parade is happening right now! where you at?
>>144919568no that's the pothead mets poster
I feel like this is gonna be a turning point in the series. This image would scare me if I was a doggers fan
>>144919487kek guess i like ohtranny now
>>144919593it's a turning point for my dodgers, but the mets/phillies will easily beat them in teh NLCS, since padres usually blow their entire load on beating the dodgers
>>144919531Yes that team scares me as a Dads fan
>Freddy out>No starting pitchingAre we really relying on the >mest to avoid another gay ass padres philly NLDS again
>>144919541cool. I switched over to football so I missed it. 2 hard hit balls today is a good sign. swung through a couple fbs yesterday and mishit a first pitch for a shallow fly also. we need him to lock in.
>>144919610What do you mean? I feel like their bullpen is in relatively good shape after tonight. Phillies and Mets are emptying the tank it would appear
L/A/TROONS UTTERLY BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this will be a repeat of 2022. poodres will lose in the NLCS to either the mest or philthies.
>>144919610poodres are a pretty complete team, especially if Yu can keep this up.
>>144919639they run out of steam, beating the dodgers is their world series, unironically.
>>144919487he's just not clutch like that
>>144919653The Mets probably spent all their time learning how to finally get a leg up on Musgrove that they aren't prepared for any of their other starters
>>144919673hm I don't think that's accurate. I feel like that's more of a fan thing than player
>>144919686*more of a retard fan thing
>>144918795>neither of those things happenedKEK
>>144919710sure kek. either way I doubt the players will be satisfied by just winning the division series
>throw shit shit at players >lose gameWere they paid actors?
My team won today but now I have the Sunday Scaries because I have to be a wagie in just a few hours
>>144908562
W-we lost??
guys can anyone let me know how many batters until Shohei ohtani is up?
Does anyone else bet against their team? I have like a 500 dollar payout for if the phillies win this series
>>144919753Someone on Twitter said it was a goon hired by Friedman in an attempt to ice Darvish and tilt the pace and momentum of the game back in the Dodgers’ favor.I believe it because Friedman is a shiesty jew with a history of well documented psychopathic behavior to try to get an edge going all the way back to when he was a scrub trying to climb in the Rays’ front office
Pathetic performance all around. One of the worst games I’ve ever seen. Starting pitching, the entire bullpen, the entire offense, and especially the fans. Absolutely pathetic.Petco is about to be hostile as fuck for the boys. It was already going to be loud, but after the disaster-class by our pavilions? Oh boy get readyI believe in the boys but this series just became a best of 3 and we have a severe disadvantage. Padres whole team just got a fire lit under them and we’re in some real trouble now. We’re gonna need Knack/Beuhler to pitch some gems, and/or anyone other than Shohei to do something with the bat (looking at you Mookie…. wake the fuck up)Also: a special fuck you to anyone here defending our fans. They’re trash, and if you can’t see that then you’re trash too. You don’t throw shit at players, why does that need explaining? This Padres team is one of the most unlikeable teams I’ve ever seen but holy shit I’ve never once considering throwing anything at any player at a game.Despite how shitty this was, it’s just 1-1. Hopefully our bullpen got that out of their system, and hopefully our bats wake up.
>>144919806though you died, Pete
>>144919758Me too bro, I have to go to work at 6.30 AM tomorrow. At least it's just a morning shift so I can watch the ALDS with you all.
Which star has a worse case of pecho frio?Mookie or Trout?
>>144919806I don't bet on my team's games out of superstition, but I have heard of people doing what you're doing.
>>144919830>Petco is about to be hostile as fuck for the boysdeserved after that 15 min long chimpout
>>144919822>>144919830
>>144919830Go Back2 Reddit
>>144919838at least Mookie has a ring
>>144919862I hope they throw some sushi at the gook
HERE WE GO PADGERS HERE WE GOCLAP CLAP
>>144919851KEK and he went 0-4
Will Mookie Betts get another postseason hit before his career is over?
>>144919838mookie hit into a double play before trout came up in the WBC so him
>>144919852I know what you mean but honestly I don't mind losing 100 or so dollars worth if the trade off is if my team wins the series. If my team is gonna lose let me atleast profit off my misery
>>144919830This reads like a reddit post.
this could be yours for $700 million
>>144919777kek and czeched
>>144919916Yeah fuck Mookie for this, everyone remembers the trout AB but everyone forgets McNeil's walk then Mookie not hustling to beat out the play at first that he could of EASILY beaten out.
>>144919851kek
>>144919862Profar could have very well ignored it like Jackie Robinson but instead he chose to chimp out like a high estrogen low impulse control overpaid nigger prima donna athlete over a ball being tossed back on the field several feet away from himIf the Padres can meme their way into a WS against the Yankees we will buck break him and Tatis with bantz and a few beer cups on the field
>>144920032calm down yankee paco
>look at box scores of both games>homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homer homerfuck off manfred
>>144920032no one cares stankeepaco
>watch the doyers lose>turn to nba preseason>watch the lakers lose their lead to the sunsmany such cases
>>144920086you know you love it chud
>>144920086Based Rob delivering 2 great game scripts today
>>144920086>Mets win game 1 with no homeruns>Mets lose game 2 with 4 homerunsreally gets you thinking
>>144920032
Has Trout made his annual appearance at an Eagles game in the middle of October yet?
>>144920119>rams and raiders losekek bad day for LgAy
hey bros, tap in if you've considered how lucky the swede is to be a dodgers fan, faggots.
How did he know?
>>144920171kek
>>144920032it wasn’t even a big deal, just casuals, tourists and fragile poodres fans seething over la/ny as usual. literally just performative outrage. playoffs are always hype
Should Manfred step in and do the right thing that the real world series is the NLDS this year?
2020 makes people seethe and cope
>>144920178I called this retard a fairweather plastic at the start of the NFL season a few weeks back and he blocked me. Lmao. Death to normies.
>>144920187Padres v Phillies WS
>Mookie Betts was inconsolable seen leaving Dodger Stadium after his 0 for 4 night
>>144920187Faggot here, I've been a fan for all of 3 seconds and I truly understand how lucky swede is to be a dodgers fan. Do you?
>>144920119I’m watching the Cowgirls vs Stealers. Kino lighting weather delay taking us past midnight
>>144920226Only gay HIV riddled trannies want this
Since they're probably cooked this year.How do you fix the Doyers in the Off-season, /sp/?
>>144920272yeah. it worked out nicely.
>>144920288they need a full rebuild honestly. mookie and freddie are old, their rotation cant stay healthy
>cubgers lostDeath to all people in Chiraq
>>144920288Spend a billion dollars on over rated chinks again
>>144920288Literally fire whoever does the conditioning for the pitchers. Every single year they have ten starters on the Disabled List
Padres celebrating a division series like a World Series is why they’ll never win anything meaningful. Especially when they’re playing a B team that they were supposed to beat anyway.
https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1843126705549963595oh shit wii sports mentioned
>>144920234Mookie needs to lay off of social media. Blud is buried in the comment section reading the hate. Just play ball! Being an influencer and media mogul can wait!
>>144920288spend more money on japs
>>144920318Cant wait to go to Spirit Halloween at the Latrine
>>144920288Ownership has to start spending money if they want to win. I think signing Soto and 2-3 top SPsThey can't keep doing this to the fans
Yearly reminder dodgers never stood a chance and I keep telling you this. It's not going to happen next year either because the batters are getting old and past their prime. The braves are getting all their starting pitching back and san Diego will keep adding pieces after their world series win
>>144920221>2020 doesn’t count>2018 doesn’t count because they cheated but the dodgers still lost
>>144920350tap the brakes nostradumbazz
>>144920288Find the remnants of the 2000s miracle workers phoenix suns medical staff to save the pitcher. Those mofos could've gotten the marshall football team ready to play
>>144920350yeah it's gonna be grim some years from now when they got 3 rendon contracts and no pitching
>profar talks shit>finds out the consequences of his own actions>throws an emotional temper tantrum because of itKEK
>>144920313This is the only answer. They have 8 starting pitchers on the IL and that’s been the story for the past 3 years. They will continue to be embarassed until they learn to keep their pitchers healthy.
>>144920288Pitching coaches are breaking arms. They need to move away from their retarded max velo and spin rate philosophy. Guys are throwing their arms out in bullpen sessions and on their first outing back from the IL. It’s ridiculous.
>>144920386you’re still thinking about this?
>>144920435no, i saw it scrolling and thought it was amusing
>>144920435They'll keep posting about it even as they lose the next 2 games in Petco
>>144920313There has to be some truth to this, >Our entire starting staff is a bunch of 30 something who were healthy the entire year aside from Senga but I think you can draw that to Jap adjusting. Only one that got KWAB'd with arm problems was Scott
>>144920386I fucking knew it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fragile nigger
>>144920438obsessed tbqh
>>144920386>Former top prospect has been a disappointing shitter his whole career>Starts getting cocky as soon as he FINALLY has a good yearFrom Tatis and Manny I can take the heckling since they're confirmed studs but from this nobody?
>>144920434This is why they need to adopt the DH-is-tied-to-the-SP rule NOW to start people everyone down the path of trying to create Madduxes instead of making everyone act like a closerAlso because the DH is aids
doggy doos kek
>>144920440People say “it’s a league wide problem” but it’s really only a few teams dealing with them. This suggests it’s an approach issue within the organization. Most of the dodger injuries are with younger pitchers.
>>144920471>hardly posts all season to root for his team>reappears in the post season to shitpost about the Dodgersvery low t. behavior bro
>>144920119i just watched the lakers choke their lead and lose the gamenfl time, i suppose
Also as a side note, the fans rioting is only partially related to the padres. This powder keg has been stewing for the past decade. The constant cock teasing of winning the world series break fans. As a dodger fan you should be happy because this means a forced destruction of the front office is almost at hand. Yes they are making money but as fans get more violent the owners won't be able to ignore it and will use Friedman as a sacrificial lamb to appease them. Only then will change actually happen
>>144920386>>144920451>>144920460>doyerpacos still talking about this after getting BTFO 10-2lmao rent fucking free
doggie doos kekt. pirates fan
>>144920525keep that same energy when the script is flipped like yesterday and future games
>>144920510>omg you aren't browsing this website all the time like I am you are such a loser!!!!!cope
Well well well.... I see my Chadres raped Dodgers like a rented mule..... Don't throw shit at Profar, assholes. Sucks I couldn't watch and shitpost on SD vs LAD thread but seeing buying a Kirby keychain brought Goodluck to my friars. Lock in boys, and let's rally behind King!
>>144920525more on the nose than poodre fans crying about Joe Davis last night>>144920541simp for your kingly behavior, troon
2hu I kneel
>keep that same energy
>>144920288trade everyone and i mean everyone start over and build around a Ohtani/Teo core they are clutch af
>>144920288
i love it when my padres win so i go on all my different xwitter accounts that i psyoped doyerpacos into following and they come back here and post screenshots of my work
>>144920032Given how innocuous the entire thing was after rewatching the video + now that we have a backstory >>144920386 he would most definitely get pushed over the edge at Yankees Stadium.
Fire the pitching conditioning training staff and change the pitching philosophy while you're at it.Trade Mookie while he still holds value and make someone else eat the contract.Go full throttle on Soto.Resign Teo and put him behind Ohtani.Somehow convince Ohtani to drop the 2WP thing and move him to right field so 35 yo Freddie can become the full-time DH.Sign Snell. Fuck, anyone who can stay healthy works.
>>144920119>>144920517lakers are going to be such a clownshow this yearshant be watching
>>144920622Profart chimps out on multiple occasions every season without fail
missed the game cause of work tonight bros, how did ohtani do??
I admit, my team is neither the doyers or poodres I just like starting shit
>>144920675He had 4 at bats
>>144920641>Somehow convince Ohtani to drop the 2WP thing and move him to right fieldHe doesn't care about the team
>>144920681
>>144920695so 4 hits?
>>144920681we all do that
>>1449206750-4 as expected vs DarvishHe knows him too well and owns him.He also got destroyed by that lefty reliever but the game was out of reach by that point so whatever
>>144920622if the poodres win the nlds and face off against the phillies they will throw batteries at him
>>144920681based
>>144920681BASED and INSTIGATOR pilled
>>144920675
>>144920758>if
>>1449206750-4tani
>>144920681holy based
paco here
>>144920578Good boy. My enemies of my enemies will be vanquished. And we will raise that comissuoner trophy.
>>144920675>0th4ni
>"If we don't win the World Series, I do think it's a failure.">Dave Roberts and Dodgers players talk about the expectations of winning a championship in Los AngelesI fucking hate dave roberts
>>144920852
>>144920869I really hope he retired ringless
>>144920852there’s a pretentiousness and entitlement about that culture
>>144920852have they ever considered not choking?
i hate mookie betts
>Anglelcucks coming out of their caves to talk shitLmao
>>144920944if racism wasnt alive and well in amerikkka he wouldnt be so shook
>>144920611>trade everyone and i mean everyone start over and build around a Ohtani/Teo core they are clutch afrebuildaround ohtanithe guy who just moved to the doyers from the anglels to win nowAHHH HAHAHAHAHA he will bonzai the entire front office before this happens
>>144920611>Ohtani>clutchkek
>>144920523Friedman should have been out last year. They should try to get the old Astros front office back together at Chavez Ravine. Would be funny
>>144920852Didn't he say "I want payback from 2022" lmao idk they gotta deal against King at Petco park lol Padres have power of touhou and friendship on their side, and Peter Siedler spirit inspiring them
Predictions on Mookie's podcast ft. Machado & Profar tomorrow?
>>144921076I predict your next post will be as unfunny as this one
doggy doos kek!
>>144920891There’s a high chance he really won’t win. The dodgers have been fielding superteams for a decade and got a single covid ring to show for it
>>144921076Is he really recording an episode of his podcast during the playoffs? If it’s true will boot up my social media sock puppet accounts and call him a nigger until they’re all banned. He should be 100% hermit mode focusing on the game and mental prep.
>>144921076>>144921146gets a kek from me
>>144921076
>>144921076Mookie is cool, he can join Padres with us and be with his FWB Tatis Jr, they can both be zesty on the field.
Angels, Braves and Red Sox have all won the OFB trade (Ohtani, Freeman and Betts). APOLOGIZE! Doyerpacos will always live with the shortened 2020 season title up their heads rent free when they usually end up choking after winning 100+ games on the full seasons.
>>144921166He released an episode ft. Tatis the day after the triple play game vs Padres. Tbh I don't think he's stupid enough to release an episode after tonight's fiasco.
>>144921336>Tbh I don't think he's stupid enough to release an episode after tonight's fiasco.
whats mookie's podcast called again?>orangutan opinions
>>144920891He will. All that money but no ring.
>>144921379ape arguments
Predictions on when Ohtani stops being a 2 way player?
>>144921379simian sitdowns
>>144921398Half way into next season.
>>144921379primate perspectives
>>144921379Ape Anomalies
doyers...
>>144921379>>144921392>>144921407>>144921410>>144921427Racism outside of /b/
Pepe Posta is cubspina correct? It has to be.
>>144921379rhesus raps
>>144921424Actually feasible if Prior and the training staff cunts are still with the dodgers next year
>>144921379neanderthal notes
>>144921379bonobo basics
How do we fix the Astros?
>>144921478Try not cheating next season
>>144921379chimp chats
>>144921379lemur liaisons
>>144921432Sorry holmes, should have gave us that division title.
>>144921379gorilla groups
>>144921379australopithecus articulations
Have sex for your own sake
>>144921379gorilla gossip
i now have more context
macaque musings
>https://x.com/purplexes/status/1843144650791747800?t=ISBLyz3gRkbcywNt9q_XCA&s=19>thug doyer fans throwing shit at Chadres bullpenUhhhhh..... Yeah, keep throwing shit at us. Please. It'll fuel us even more.
the bad guys lost todaytoday was a good day
>>144921566MORE FIGHTShttps://twitter.com/NewRearxFactory/status/1843118528926519343
>>144921438more likely than you think
>>144920891now this is based
>>144921608It is 63 degrees in los angeles and these people are walking around in parkas.
>>144920743>the game was out of reachreally surprised he didn't hit a home run then...
>>144921566lmao they did this shit in 2017 against the astros too fucking bum fans
Dodgerbros..... I don't feel so good
>>144921608trashy, low class franchise no sane person would go to a doyer game
>>144921755I'm happy we at least didn't get swept. That's all I wanted last year and it didn't happen
>>144921768and they go insane because we banned them from post season ticket purchases kek
>>144920527shitsburgh kekt. doyers fan
>>144920527steelers just lost to the cowgirls
>cowboys just won>yankees will take a 2-0 series lead later todayfeels good man
>>144921862it will feel good when neither of these chokers will make it to a World Series or Super Bowl in the next 50 years.
Which man's ass first comes to mind?
>>144921877profar got him good man
>>144921755we've known for weeks it was probably going to be brutal. still not over yet.
>>144921888
>>144920288vtube commentators with live webcam on screen and dancing idols on top of dugouts
>>144921941maybe some analog clock ticker that counts down batters until next Ohtani PA
>>144921913>still not over yetHmm, Buehler and Knack in San Diego... I'm sure they'll both give us a shot and not be down by 3-6 runs after two innings!
>>144921941Lil anal cock for my tani
>>144921608Looks like doyerpacos fighting each other lmao. Shit Reddit vtuber team, shit fans, they are not worthy of winning anything.
>>144921957I have no expectations but I'm not conceding shit until they're actually eliminated.
>>144920467agreed DH is indeed aids and pitchers need to produce runs and be abused at least as much as catchers.
>>144921566One day some hothead reliever is gonna start firing 95 into the crowd and they will deserve it, and it will be kino.
>>144921608why are they like this?
>>144921972I have a sliver of hope considering the offense hit well yesterday but man, it sucks knowing you have to score 6+ and also come from behind every game
>>144921992People dump on New York everyday in this thread but LA is worse imo, look at these retards. Mets vs Phils didn’t even devolve into this.
>>144921974better to be a pitcher with a wonky elbow and shoulder later in life or a catcher with wonky hips, knees, shoulder and cte symptoms?
https://youtu.be/CEEt1qOLU-w?si=TbUyflSbKSP0ee70
>>144922001>Mets vs Phils didn’t even devolve into thisJokes on you, Philly fans always boo their team after losing a playoff game. Nobody is perfect in the US.
>>144921999at least the pen has a day of rest to recover but, then again, so do the Padre pen. if Freddie can't play, it's an even steeper hill to climb if Keekay starts at first having to face King.
>>144921911>https://x.com/laurlaa1969/status/1843154556072673288?t=xuM7aXWDrxWAhlAVo5w5nQ&s=19Profar is the nicest person to ever live, idk why people throw shit at him. Like what has he done to you? He plays and works hard.
>>144922014Bruh wtf do you mean? The doyerpacos are beating the shit out of each other, throwing shit into the poodres bullpen, and chucking garbage on the field in a series that is split lmao. Same series record as Mets Phils.
>>144921608they all have masks on this is Covid era you guys are retarded
>>144922043It’s California. What do you expect?
>>144921566All of this is going to be even more funny when the Dodgers btfo the Padres at Petco. All of the righteous indignation San Diego is feeling will be for naught. I also don’t believe anyone is really legitimately angry it all. Chimping out after fans threw a ball back on the field is silly. Throwing shit at pitchers in the bullpen I agree does cross the line. Was that a lawn dart
>>144922023with this new information, i can say with undeniable fact that the spectators who acted out of line are wrong!
Dodger fans were telling me they had this in the bag though?
Dodgers fans boo Tatis and Machado, throw shit on the field, get in fights , and then turn around and say they live rent free in the Padres heads kek
>>144922054Mate in a Doyers fan and this is looking really grim. Same shit. Different year. As always. Settle down
>>144922054Doyerpacos aren't going to do shit
>>144922054rare when someone is ten times more delusional than 2hu of all people but congrats anon, you found a way
>>144922053Do you think everyone in California are still wearing masks or do you not want to admit that you’re a gullible retard with boomer tier internet savvy?
>>144922023Dodgerfags never beating the pieces of shit allegations
>>144922053Californians are the type to wear masks by themselves in their own car kek
>>144922069The shit sailed beyond seas with Bryan Stow lmao
>>144922023He was acting like a niggerlicious nigger. NL East fans will throw garbage onto the field and actually aim at players for far less. I know you’re a bandwagoning faggot homo because you don’t remember the 2012 NLDS when Braves fans started chimping out. You started watching following baseball during covid. I was on /sp/ in that game thread as an underager. Lol
>>144922076There’s been more recent chimp outs, I think Toronto threw a bunch of shit on the field in 2015 against the Rangers. The Bautista bat flip game I think. It was that series if not that game
>>144922076calm down anon, you are having a seethe attack
Where did all those lifelong Dodger fans go?
gn
>>144922085I’m hiding them in my ass
>>144922068People on social media are stirring shit to troll. The guy who originally posted that video on Twitter earlier tonight is an anonymous Giants fan who already let everyone know he was joking. It doesn’t matter to shit stirrers though.
>>144922085we're always hereit's boring arguing with low effort troll posts
>>144922065I'm flattered. Also look at Yu and Higgy bowing to each other after a pitching Gem. This team has more chemistry and power of friendship. I love it.>https://x.com/DannyVietti/status/1843127064024748225?t=936IyHA4b2iUaaGCqi0h9g&s=19
>>144922089fuck you
>>144922086fuck you paco I hope you have nightmares!!! muahahahah
Where is /nu/ though?
>>144922094Ok….*bends over*
>>144922085sleeping in Brooklyn, still dreaming about Jackie Robinson and their only World Series title
>>144922104stupid azz cocksucker!!!@@@111@111@!!!
Nu >>144922118
>>144922076Profar is the least person to chimp out. Nationals tried to plunk Profar too, and they got Karma'd so badly with Manny hitting a HR first pitch. They season swept those assholes and no hitter the Nats.>https://youtu.be/ZxUJArEyR4Y?si=zHTMUJsT9EBUv9ft
>>144922076>>144922083The Bleacher Creatures at Yankee Stadium have been unironically problematic over the last 3 years. A couple of them caught charges last season I think and they were acting up again earlier this season. I think Padres fans are committing to the “poor little me” bit tonight because it’s against big bad LA. Their fans can be niggers too. I have seen tons of video of Dodgers fans being harassed at Petco during games and doused in beer and get buckets of popcorn chucked at them. Puig and Bellinger almost got decapitated during live ball plays severals times from flying beer cans and water bottles. Etc. Everyone needs to chill out. We live in America not Europe where all they have is soccer and poverty.
THE SEETHE HE CREATES IS SO BASED.
>>144921430Analysis would have made more sense than anomalies
