Mealtime with Alexa heeditionheemvious - who cares
>ngango lost to this
Excellent thread
kek i heemember when the bong used to scold malasya for making bad threads
cool thread
>>144919000AJ just had an off night,
do you think the post-fight tlc made the beating worth it?
>>144919481>Asso's face when anon removes his tapout shorts
>>144919481https://youtu.be/8BmuoT7rFhs?si=L2gW5THMCsoah8uSSame energy.
This was the secret technique
>>144919509>>144919481mmmmm
khalil won the Story of my life, searching for the rightBut it keeps avoiding meSorrow in my soul 'cause it seems that wrongReally loves my company
>>144919622Wrong pic
>>144919478That's MY screenshot, bud. Hand it over.
>>144919622>>144919660dis doo have a khalil folder
>>144919655sup Kelly
the webm
>>144919690shut up you thieving monkey ape. you monkey apes can only thieve. I create monkey apes shit and eat it. fuck you
>>144919389i learned my lesson :)
>>144919728*cums in you*
Khalil was winning until he lost
I love the way they call me big bappa
WHY AREN'T JOSH EMMETT OR JAN BLACHOWICZ SCHEDULED FOR FIGHTS
What's next for poopoota? Do you think he's actually switching divisions (down or up) or has he just adopted the m**lim habit of calling out fighters in divisions he has no intention of ever fighting in?
Alex Gasso (she farts all the time)
kek I found our boy on reddit
UFC 311: Blachowicz vs Emmett
>>144919950
he's gonna be champ isn't he?
>>144920026nah that lil nigga should be at 145
>>144920026In my honest and true opinion, no
>>144919509
>>144920026its possible, but i can see him fighting real cheap like once he is champion
Khalil went for a muay thai sweep and it was perfectly timed but his legs were too short to reach Pereira's leg.
>>144920026
>>144919984
Anyone has a webm of Pereira's flying knee on the khalil fight?
the only way to beat pereira is to not strike, you cant beat him on striking
>>144920206adesanya already did
>>144920206>Gets dropped by a wrist shot>Tanks a headkick
>>144920236Being on one leg with your back turned will do that to ya
>>144920276whitechinesehood niggawhiteenglishman
>>144920276
>>144920302Nah headkicks just aren't real.
>>144920340Pereira kinda retarded for trying for so many of them.
>>144920361He goofed it up with that opening teep.
What’s sugar sean good at? Don’t say striking.
>>144920276Only one of them is from the hood
>>144920403he's the sniper
>>144920417Every hoodrat is the same. Maybe not Khalil but Adesanya grew up from New Zealand but you'd think he grew up in America they way he acts like a victim.
>>144920361It was a good plan it's just that Roundtree was cracked out and dodged all of them. His gameplan is to slip and counter with a wide, loop shot so the idea is to catch his head when he ducks.
>>144920403>What's 2+2? Don't say 4.
>>144920403stand-up fighting
>>144920446It was a good idea to stop going from them when it was clear Rountree was trying to counter off of every one. Don't think anyone really saw Rountree going for his best DDP impression, blitzing forward and chaining sloppy looping punches, really don't want to get caught on one leg during that.
Pereira faced adversity and made the required adjustments to win the fight.Adesanya faced adversity and continued to get dogwalked down the octagon exactly the same as before.LEVELS.
>>144918948>>144919164>>144919481>>144919509Can't dodge the Hans.
>>144918948I think Belal matches up well against Islam. The brazzas rely a lot on strength and the fear of their wrestling to create advantage. Belal is maybe the strongest fighter under MW, and he’s obviously not gonna be scared of grappling exchanges. He showed some susceptibility to being reversed in the Leon fight, but Leon is really good at that and he’s likely much stronger than Islam. Not saying Belal would ragdoll him but I think he would back him up (Islam accepts being on the back foot a lot) and Neutralize him in the clinch and against the cage.Belal may be open to the high kick but he dealt with that well against Leon and it’s less of an issue against a shorter opponent. Also Islam has some gas tank issues and Belal has the Colby/Usman build of never tiring
>he thinks Sean is a striker with those toothpick arms, esp after getting mauled by a mountain dwarf
Why is Poatan so fucking cool bros? He's got IT, like Liddell had. He's the only real star in MMA right now, the rest are CHECHEN DOGS.
>>144920764prime tank abbott would throw both of those faggots out of the cage after knocking their teeth out
>>144919960aka hugging another man against the cage is fucking NOTHING
i hate any fighter from the region of dagestan and women
>>144920942keep talking shite and I'll hold you against the cage and hit your thighs with baby elbows cause I'm TUF and Mike Dolce sleeps in the bunk above me and makes me Extreme Eggs for breakfast
>>144920764>Belal is maybe the strongest fighter under MW, and he’s obviously not gonna be scared of grappling exchanges.There's nothing that points to Belal being exceptionally strong. In fact, it's often the opposite. Belal took Leon down by taking advantage of his habits and attacking him in ways he wasn't expecting>He showed some susceptibility to being reversed in the Leon fight, but Leon is really good at that and he’s likely much stronger than Islam.Watch the Tsarukyan fight and the Moises fight, Islam can very easily reverse position or get up, and he's never been stuck on bottom like Leon has. Having Khabib as a constant training partner would definitely make these ingrained skills. And again, Leon has never shown himself to be especially strong>but I think he would back him up (Islam accepts being on the back foot a lot) Watch like one boxing fight and you'll understand that being on the backfoot isn't bad at all. Islam is comfortable there>Neutralize him in the clinch and against the cage.This one is funny, because Islam fights the clinch like a demon. He lives there, I'd only expect someone like Shavkat or maybe Arman to really challenge him in that space
Islam would have pressured Leon like he did Charles and Leon would have probably cracked in a round or two. His one and done pot shot style would be target practice for him, he'd KO him in short orderI really can't see the world where Leon will give him a hard fight anywhere
>>144921003i will foot stomp you till you cry
>>144921148Yeah say that when he's lost and this matchup now has no chance of happeniger
>>144919000might be the most glass jawed hw (former) champion ever.
>>144921161me and a friend on an old mma forum had a gag where we wanted to somehow convince UFC to let us have a fight on television, just bullshit our way in and put on the absolute worst fight in fucking history on purpose. No cardio, wheezing from single leg attempts, walking forward and trying to do chest chops. Bad enough to get you fucking cancelled basically. I wish we tried it
>>144921196sign up to the suga show fighting championships b, he's letting any couple of retards duke it out in his pozz garage
>>144919960Browse his comments. Mother fucker is demented as shit.
>>144921217Dada5000 had one or some shit on youtube and one of the nogs had to tap out from a fist fight cause his bullet wound from like two days prior was hurting him, lol
>>144920942If you're kneeing him in the thigh it's like the equivalent of landing a bunch of free leg kicks. If you neutralize the other guy and land 10 knees to the thigh and a bunch of body shots, even if they aren't KOs, and the other guy does nothing get held and punched, you have to give it to the guy actually doing things instead of being forced to just play defense the whole time.
>>144921378yeah it's like a baseball bat that takes your energy bar down, Mike
>>144919389that’s not me, this is a shit thread
>>144921509Let someone knee you as hard as they can in the thigh 15-20 times and see how it feels.You could say the same about leg kicks "Oh, it doesn't really hurt them, it's not like it's a fighting game where everything counts."
>>144921511sorry :(
>>144919960>effective defense means avoirding being struck, taken down or reversed while countering with offensive attacksoffense is defense
>>144919960He's posting outdated criteria btwThis is not the 2023 criteria
>>144921641you come at me with baby leg kicks and I'm big booting you out the fucking cage into the hot dog vendor
how is everyone doing tonight? having fun? anything you need?
Chris Weidman took a pungent sloshey shit in his wife's garbage bin because she was taking a shower in the bathroom and he didn't want to barge in on her because they weren't married yet. How beautiful is that?
>>144921946Studying the 2024 ABC MMA judging criteria
the criteria does not matter
>>144920403Punching, kicking, knees
new criteria patch just dropped
>>144921305Dementedness is NOT one of the scoring criteria but you didn’t know that because you have NO FUCKING CLUE what’s included in the unified MMA scoring criteria
>>144922011what's up Cole3003
imagine cole and pimpmanrod "going at it"
>"Boxers are a bunch of pussies they would get destroyed in a REAL street fight like in MMA">mfw two guys at the bar start circling each other throwing calf kicks and jabs for 4 minutes before one guy presses the other into the wall and starts stomping his foot
>only way for fighters to get a shot at the belt is if they swear they won't wrestleHow is this not fixing fights? Didn't Dana get mad at exactly this thing regarding Kimbo Slice?
>>144922106fagomed is a striker, he's said from the start that he's going to strike with pereira
>>144922106magomed will probably wrestle out of desperation
>>144922149he'll be coming to in the back by the time he realises he should've wrestled
If I was Rountree I would have simply heem'd Alex with a left hook right after he hit me wi the first body shot and his hand was way down by his hip.I honestly do believe I'd be a GOAT if I ever was a fighter because I see these obvious openings.I dunno, things just make sense to me but apparently not to these so called professional fighters.
I would have simply *hrrk* *crumbles to the ground* *desperately tries to not shit myself after eating a flush liver shot*E-Early *hack* early stoppage *starts vomiting blood*
the more people rewatch the fight the more they'll realise just how little success khalil had other than the one shot that stunned pereira
>>144922223he won 2 rounds unanimously
>>144922321does not change a single thing about my statement
Khalil Rountwo
>>144922133He is saying stuff like that to get the fight. He shouldn't need to.
Spectator POV just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oaq4F2rqKU
>>144922355no, he's saying it because he wants to strike with pereira, it's that simple, fagomed never wrestles right off the bat in any fight
>I will strike
>>144922423Jan has better leg kicks than Alex
>>144922445no he doesn't he was just willing to go shin to shin with shartkalaev's inbred bird bones
>>144922457And? If Alex isn't willing to then his leg kicks won't be as effective
>>144922375He wants to fight him like Buckley fought Wonderboy, but is talking himself into a boxing match just to get the contract.
Feel a bit sad for Khalil, bros...
Reminder that Khalil won the 1-round fight.
Man I went to Mexico in August and I met this Mexican girl in a mezcal bar and I've talked to her every single day, all day, since and I've fallen so deeply in love with her that I honestly don't know what to do with my life. She speaks fluent English with an adorable accent, loves kinos and has better taste in movies and music than anyone I've ever met, and is also the same kind of person that I am in so many ways. She's fit and pretty, with beautiful black hair and eyes. I've never had anything close to this level of connection with another human before even though I've been in several long term relationships, and if you put a gun to my head right now I'd marry her and spend the rest of my life with her, except for the fact that she lives 3,500km away from me.
>>144922586gay
>>144922586shut up fag
>>144922586hey its me! wow you're a heemster too?!
MMA?
who ready for a war?
>>144922626peace brazza no war
>>144922626I am, b.
>>144922042Are his kickboxing fights this exciting? If so, which ones?
>>144922586>>144922619
Top 15 of all time1. Jon Jones2. GSP3. Demetrious Johnson4. Anderson Silva5. Fedor6. Khabib7. Daniel Cormier8. Jose Aldo9. Adesanya10. Volk11. Kamaru Usman12. Stipe13. Matt Hughes14. Shogun15. Max HollowayHonorable mentions: Cain Velasquez, Royce Gracie, Chuck, Wanderlei, Conor, Islam
>>144922682just watch both pissy fights and a compilation of all his heems
>>144922586You're Chinese.
How does dc root for khapiss roundhead jigga midfight? How does that work? Niggas would root for each other but when they get some money they would instantly buy a house in the middle of the whitest neighbourhood
>>144922709>khabibIslam has a better resume.inb4 that inbred pizza boy green texts again
>>144922742DC is white
>>144922759>Wishbones
>>144922759Olivi Hap incoming
>>144922774freak
Right here anon. Three, two one *click*. Thank you baby
chi wiwiz
imagine if jones became nike's number 1 athlete and got MMA in the olympics, and fully leaned into training and being known as the greatest human weapon ever but instead he probably only has like $10m in the bank while the ufc makes billions
the olympics are gay as fuck, i'm glad MMA isn't in them and i hope it never will be
>>144922793Joe Rogan simply backed the wrong horse. He felt Schaub would be his perfect concubine, whilst hurtling towards greatness. He should've fucked jones instead
Guru > Nina
>>144922795Many are saying this
>>144922817The whole thing is Ari making marks out of coomers don't associate heem with your faggotry
>>144922795Olympic MMA would have to be 1 round with headgear. No other way guys could fight 4-5 times in two weeks
>>144922817>cucking for Guru
>>144922770Why I oughtta...
>>144922829>>144922845
>>144922857Wow that xitter updooting you're doing is really cool and totally not gay
>>144922857>my favorite influencer got likes on twitter!!!! this is so important!!!!!
not a day goes by that clozzy the noncey doesn't seethe over GODru
Drama? Guru? Yeah I ignore every single piece of content involving these "people"
>khalil gained 150k followers and became more popular for getting his ass whoopedbeing a black guy in america must be awesome you just never lose
Why is a p*kista*i troll pushing mmaguru, weird...>>144922887I prefer to admire Katya's aesthetics in still form sometimes webm.
>>144922899being able to stand up against pereira without getting knocked out will do that to anyone my brovvn brother
>>144922912funny no one gave a fuck when jan did it
>>144922912>being able to stand up against pereira without getting knocked outdidn't happen though
>>144922899Khalil looked much better than he is and lasted longer with the mechanic than anyone expected plus he speaks English and got the UFC media red carpet treatment
Curious how asking out loud why a wastrel from p*kis**n would be spamming a streamer/astroturfing "beef" immediately shut him up lmao
>>144922872>>144922875>>144922887
Spoke too soon...
>>144922940Do not ever, EVER fucking (you) me talking about this shit again
Chael doing better than Bisping does warm the cockles of my heart kek
>>144922940Are you actually Guru? Or is he just your boyfriend?Seems kinda gay the way you are fluffing his balls
>Guru spams drama videos about irrelevant shit no heemster should care about unless they are a woman>Nina makes video interviewing fightersAt least Nina serves a purpose, Guru is literally a grifter
>>144922964I fear they've never even met and this individual is doing it free of charge, pro bono, at no extra cost, out of the love of the game
>>144922978>free of charge
>>144922973Have you watched his channel in the past year? He interviews high profile fighters now. And he didn't even have to suck Dana's dick.
>>144922985>Have you watched his channel in the past year?Im not a woman so i dont watch drama channels
>>144922993The whore you're simping for literally calls herself Nina drama.
>>144922983These retards are even sadder than jannies who at least have 20 years of prestige behind them and 4chan makes the news every now and then when someone does something afk, two things guru will never do
>>144923001>calls herself Nina dramaAnd yet she only interview fighters, while people all the time posts Guru's drama videos here, so who is the woman?
>>144922586Latinas be like that b, pay for her flight asap
>>144923001You have a ginger's balls in your mouth speak up we can't hear you
And remember she started this with her insincere virtue signalling. Not Guru.Are you #TeamMMAGURU or #TeamMMAGROOMER?
fuck your argument this is now an AFRICAN CHAMP discussion
>>144923023this man is a GODru fan
>>144923023
>>144923023Guru interviewed Dricus.
Imagine calling a fat webcam commentator from croydon God even just ironically
>Are you #TeamMMAGURU or #TeamMMAGROOMER?
>>144923023fuck yeah
>>144923027Based knower.
M E N T A L I L L N E S S
The only way guru can redeem himself at this point is post his pissbottle collection
>>144923036he flew out to SA, met him and trained with him, dricus even used GODru's lines against pissy and made him cry, i'd go as far as to say they're friends
>>144923023When do we get a champion from East or North Africa we've now had them from South, West, New Zealand and Nebraska
>>144923029BONK!
>>144923052Now that's what we call a proper african beatdown of the overprivileged slave-owner
>>144923052>>144923065Thanks b I was fishing for these yesterday>>144923058I don't care about him just the retards that spam his shit
>>144923059Dricus and Guru are a better duo than Strickland and Groomer
>>144923062before finland has a ufc fighter that's for sure
>>144923080Are your feelings really that hurt that people outside an island too retarded to know how to drive properly don't like Kyle Sweatpants the mayonnaise drinker?
>>144923092Admit Guru is more valuable to the MMA community than N*na and we can move on.
FACT: There are ZERO Finnish fighters in the UFC.BONUS FACT: Finland won ZERO medals at the 2024 Paris Olympics.
>>144923072bunch of zoomers worshipping an obese incel
why don’t the nordic countries like guru?
>>144923103It's unironically the same picture you know
>>144923120I haven't seen a single bit of content from this guy, I don't even know what his voice sounds like. All I know is that he looks fat and retarded, and wants to talk about fighting as if he'd know anything, so I file him under "faggot" and think nothing of him
>>144923117opening the internet to the masses was one of the greatest moves the jews ever pulled, an endless horde of mongoloids flooding everything with worthless garbage content that you basically can't escape
you ever get tired of heems bros?
>>144923120A long winter makes us less likely to suffer fewls compared to people who barbecue on Christmas day b
>>144923117Now let's see Nina's fanbase.
>>144923065Isn't it amazing that le most technical kickboxer in MMA history got outstruck and binged by a ploddy plodster big ugly style roofus swinging big meating hooks that have a massive telegraph and could be easily countered
35 year old woman by the way.
>>144923140Izzy was a one trick pony and a cheap trick circus, I can't believe how long they made that shit last
>>144923117That they come here to post twitter screenshots all proud of themselves should be at least a 6 months ban
come on guys be real
>>144923140How is he the most technical kickboxer in mma history
>>144923130Based Swede. Never watched a second of Guru, never will.
>>144923158yeah this was great, going to miss him when he's done
>>144922918people were still unsure if pereira was any good at lhw
>>144923124What has Nina done to improve mma? Guru is directly helping fighters get better pay.
>>144923158You think Jones will do the honors for Alex and that's why they need him as HW champ? Seems too obvious that they'd feed Alex to Jon since Alex is the hero and Jones is the villain
>>144923166entertaining run against bums
>>144923176Oh really? Have they gotten a pay rise I hadn't heard of this. Proof?
>>144923161Joe Rogan said he was on his JRE podcast and I also think Dana white said it a few times too
>>144923185>entertainingthat's all it needs to be
If Tony'd managed to do this he wouldn't be flushed today
>>144923187Next year he is offering bonuses to undercard fighters OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET. Also offering injury pay. Admit that's based.
40 days.
>>144923196tony? are we going to talk about chuck liddell too? get with the times b
>>144923188The bald menaces of mma strike again>>144923197Two more weeks you say?
yes I think I will invest emotionally into Stipe winning.
>>144923210You'll be singing his praises next year. Trust me on that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaACrT6YdikKnock, KnockYou about to get shell shocked
heeminder jones vs stipe is a fight of literally no consequence
LevelsVolumesChroniclesSagasAges
We are entering the Age of Aspinall.
>>144923235In the promised land of Gurusalem.
>>144923251that's enough of that
The only challenging matchups for Aspinall are / were Blaydes, Pavvo and Gane. He’s finished two in the first round, so thinks are looking good for him
>>144923256gane is not a challenging matchup
>>144919000AJ looks like a buff lowtiergod
>>144923218Let me know when you have some proof of him doing what you said and I'll have a gander
>>144922042cant believe people are comparing this dogshit to old gooby's godlike head movement.
>>144923052>point to the canvas>run away and get choked out
In many ways, Tony.
The only challenging matchups for my balls would be real women
>>144923301he was saying he slipped
>>144923256Aspinall would feminise Gane with his BWC until Gane became a dumb sissy cock slut for White men
>>144923131would be great if they turn on the meatgrinder and mince that worthless lot
>>144923312You say that until you meet one on your 4 week trip and can't stop thinking about her it's tawlf b
Fighter Removed: Ciryl Gane
>>144923293https://x.com/THATBOYMMAGURU/status/1798926488278089991
>>144923052What was ddp's gameplan
>>144923153mod trannies are federalies
Khalil and Periera's snooze fest nearly killed an awesome card
>>144923336Total blk boy buck breaking sissy clitty domination and enslavement. 4th round BWC induced blk boy sissygasm with additional apartheid choke feminisation.
>>144923293At first it will be for first contract fighters, but will be expanded over time. Watch the video for more info https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt1Q3-CcJJs
>>144923336blitz forwardswangbanggrapplefuck
>>144923355You forgot:Apartheid chokeBuck breakingSissy clitty feminisation
>>144923158imagine looking at this and going>yeah this dude is totally higher on the goat list than khabib
>>144923353This is cool but he just letting dana win doing this
>>144923336kill
>>144923353>Guru simps and donators are gonna give some new contract fighter 5 or 10k once so Dana can stop giving out bonuses Good job faggot
THE James Krause
guru is a fat fucking loud mouth slob but what he said about white fighters is based and rooted in fact.
>>144923387I wish your countryman vettori subbed jizzy sooner when he had his back
Guru this, guru that. Bombaclarts!
>>144923410I wish too but he was probably thinking about running through the alps with the belt and tears in his eyes when he had that position
>>144923395Is he still banned for betting on fighters?
>>144923419>running through the alpsEven Marvin's chin would meet it's match against the alps
hopperomma is underrated
>>144922904BASED
>>144923426yeah still banned
>already back to /box/ levels of activitygrim
I'm ok with it
>>144923774
>>144923764
>>144923785same except for dolidze/paulo
>>144919960HOT TAKE: Spammy just copy/pastes reddit posts
>>144923774I'M THE BEST BOXER IN THE UFC BABY
>>144920417
Felt bad for pereira when he said he won’t go back down to try for the MW belt since strickland is getting the next shot, he wants to achieve true greatness and he seems much more hesitant towards moving up (as he should be)
>>144920276jonesxisters…
>>144922759>joseph's artthat's some keith herring looking trash knew joey b was gay
>>144923813curtis blaydes is the real champion of the ufc because he got to hug emily blunt
I think the UFC should invest in the eastern european market more. We have mildly gifted fighters whose only dreams and aspirations are to be bouncers for someone richer and smarter than them so they can buy a gucci bag and a G-wagon with turbo diesel. They're like soldiers ready to risk it all on the frontline, but not for the glory of the empire, just for their mandem of lackeys with sleeve tattoos and shaved heads.
>>144923785Costurd sucks but he can still beat dolidookie
the UFC really needs to start doing dexa scans on fight night of their fighterspeople would be far less impressed with most dominant fighters if they saw the scan results"oh shit he has a 25lb lean body mass advantage over every single opponent wtf lol no wonder he's winning so much go fight somebody your own size lmao"lame cheat sport
lets beat our addictions bros
canadians are so fucking stupid
>>144923859It's not really cheating if both sides are allowed to do it. Aldo too small for Conor? Then aldo should be a weightcut baby at 135 instead, problem solved.
truth nuke:weight classes are perfect as they areweight cutting is not an issueweight bullying does not exist
Weight bullying only used to exist when khabib did it but now pereddit does it, it's not real
>>144923922terminal case of PDS I’m afraid
>PDS Pereddit's daddy 'Sanya
>PDSPakistani Dick Sucker
>>144923958we don't sign our posts here
I started exercising and I've been getting vivid dreams lately and in one of my dreams wmma didn't exist what does this mean bros
>>144923964why would I sign a post for you?
>Plebeira hasn't fought a single wrestler after 7 UFC fights>O'malley had to fight two turbowrestlers in a row and will be booked against an olympic gold medalist in wrestling as his comeback fightI now understand the meaining behind "everything was handed to him on a silver platter". Just try to imagine prime DC vs Plebeira.
Bros?!
>>144923999That is NOT a towel
>>144923375Alright I'll bite.You are a fucking punk, dude.
>>144923940This tweet will age like milk.
>>144923988name a wrestler at 205
Zatdaddy chased poopreddit out of middleweight lol
>>144924045Ankalaev, he is from Dagestan.
>>144924045ankalaev
>>144924050Stop posting.
>>144924057Go to bed Madame.
>>144924045Ion "finished khalel in round 1" Cutelaba
petition to rename heem to gurusalem
>Stop posting.
I didn't watch the card but I heard it was fire underlined one hundred fire fire sweaty face breathing hard eggplant
Polish power
Stoned Hand
"Raping" Al Pereira
CHIWIWIS
Khamclitty will become a sissified sex slave cock slut once he enters the octagon with Robert "massive White penis" Whittaker. His bussy will be creamed and feminised and his clitty will be caged so tight it starts bleeding.
>>144923940He is right>>144924050He would unironacally sub pereira Khamzat is overrated but so is over protected Pereira
>muttaker >white oh fersure b
>>144924141Brazzas are whiter than samoans/maori mutt hybrids
Give em tree rounds lad, we want tree rounds judges
>>144924149Whittaker is like 75% white at least, his father is full White and his mum is part White like most Maori. With brazzas it depends
Subreddit bob cleaned the smegma off daddysanyas BBC and asked for seconds
>>144920026Yes, but only because he's young enough to still be in his prime by the time Islan retires
>>144924158Do you count Payton Talbott and Daniel Cormier as white/european then ?Brazzas arent white/european but on the genetic scale they are way closer to a european person than lets say whittaker
Why cant Joe Rogan pronounce Pereira right?
>>144924069>Gurusalheem
Twinkrukyan can't wait for his second spanking and spunking from Slamdaddy
The iceman cometh....
>>144924193Usman is too good looking for a Dagestani. He doesn't have the inbred human pitbull power boost the others have and will be exposed when he comes to the UFC
>>144924206Motherfucker looks like Niko Bellic what are you talking about?
Dricus turned sissysanya into a leaky clitty sex slave cock slut for BWC
why are muslims so gay?
Path for Islam to become the indisputed GOAT>Beat Arman 2 (27-1)>Beat Oliveira 2 (28-1)>Beat Gaethje (29-1)>Go to Welterweight to become double champ>Beat Rakhmonov (30-1)>Beat JDM (31-1)Path for Pereira to become the indisputed GOAT>Beat Ankalaev (13-2)>Beat Blacowicz 2 (14-2)>Beat Dricus and achieve active double champ status (15-2)>Beat Chimaev (16-2)>Go to Heavyweight >Beat Gane (17-2)>Beat Aspinall (18-2)>Beat Jones (19-2)>Beat Pavlovich (20-2)Path for Dricus to become the indisputed GOAT>Beat Strickland 2 (23-2)>Beat Whittaker 2 (24-2)>Beat Chimaev (25-2)>Beat Borralho (26-2)>Beat Imavov (27-2)>Go to LHW and achieve double champ status by beating Pereira (28-2)
>>144924233>>Beat Imavovtried to sneak that one in didn't you Fares
>>144924224>>144924162id like for both of you to die
>>144924219niko bellic wished he looked as good as usman lmao
>>144924231why won't you spread that sweet haram bussy for me?
>>144924224Dricus is an african bull
>>144924245I will, I'm a sissy scottish clitty boy and I crave Muslm penis in my bamhole
Illia is going to tragically crack Max's chin then lose to islam
>>144924241He is literally top 4Thats a good win>think fares is a brazza name
you're embarrassing yourself pakimongoh wait you have no shame
>>144924245>>144924252i feel really bad for your parents and everyone that has to witness your existence
>>144924257you're algerian why would i give you a brazza name
>>144924219You dont remember GTA 4Niko was rough looking>>144924252Why bongs are so gay>>144924254ProbablyIlia would easily become double champ if Islam wasnt there
>>144924252good boy
>>144924262can you go outside without shitting your pants yet?
Sissysanya sissygasmed on strickdaddy's super large White saber
>>144924276i can hold you down and shit all over your face with minimal resistance you shitskin manlet
>>144924262Same shit as the deranged ANZAC poster
>>144924282don't threaten me with a good time
>>144924284>>144924271>Why bongs are so gayhe's one of yours thoughbeit (m*slim)
>>144924282You get bullied by Turks and Syrians tho
>>144924282Abus has bred and spread over 300 frauleins this past month while you seethe on heem about being a retarded incel
>>144924287kek>>144924292he has one dagi wife i know him personallyyoure on heem 24/7 fantasizing about cock balls and male assholes, you're a waste of life and will soon learn your lesson>>144924290the algerian scum chimes in
>>144924271>Why bongs are so gayyou've never rimmed your mate for the craic?
>>144924299>i know him personallyraped and gaped?
If you pause the fight at just the right time you can see the exact moment sissysanya sissygasms and a wave of blk boy sissy clitty pleasure washes over him as he realises his inferior blk boy sissy clitty incel body has been put in its rightful place by a strong, superior White man and his BWC
Yean I'm thinking Adesanya wins the mma trilogy
This thread a pride gathering or what? Holy shit.
crazy how 50% of pakistani mudslimes in the UK are inbred, any pakistani fighters to look out for? 70% of all pakistanis are inbred, they worked hard for that!
>70% of ALL Pakistanis are inbred. >At least 55% of British Pakistanis are inbred. >Children of inbred parents are 400 TIMES more likely to have an IQ lower than 70 (criterion for being retarded).
>>144924337Pakistani boys regularly get their sissy clitties clobbered and their bussies creamed by White British men in buck breaking esque acts known as "paki bashing"
>>144924252I knew it
PRIDE gathering
>>144924350>finno-pak solidarity
>>144924330Fufusanya is happy being the heckin anime villain it's painfully obvious
>>144924358You're the one offering yourself up b don't blame me for your lapse in judgement I will pray for you
>>144923023Is he fighting Strickland next?
Look at the way he presents his bussy to strickland. It's his first instinct as blk boy, he offers up his sissy hole to a superior White man hoping he'll be spared his wrath
>>144924377Strickraped is refusing to fight outside the US
You are all homos this is horrible. I hope you all die
>>144924406me too? :((((
>>144924430You are probably a cock slut for BWC
>>144924442I am not, this is a baseless accusation
I feel incredibly proud to be white today
>>144924457Okay Abus
>>144924442Arent you the deranged faggot who seethe about polynesians
>>144924337Amir Khan Good but probably the worst chin in boxing
>>144924471Abus is the whitest man alive, that's why the poofc only give him the hardest matchups, contrary to the usual dagi treatment
>>144924495You are either a churka or hohol either way im glad your shithole is completely or partially destroyed and you are exiled and scattered everywhere much like jews.Shouldn't have fucked with big Z.
>>144924509wrong, plus your seethe is merely projected self-hatei try to like bulgars but too many retards make it hard
B_______ S_______ D________
>>144924516Bilal Sidi Djamel
>>144924480What
>>144924516Benny Sick Dick
>>144924512You are a dickwasher in a foreign country because you are weaklings. Nobody cares what or who you like when you are put to flight by stronger people. How do you talk about me when you are ashamed of who you are, good you should be ashamed to be born a loser and a weakling but i smell you from a far that you shit your pants and flee to that shithole denis siver country. Send location i might come evict you and your babushka mom make you move again pussy
theres no way that poofc africuh WONT happen right?
>>144924541youre seething at a mental projection of someone that doesnt exist, im neither churka nor ukrainian kekthis is why your life is hell
>>144924516https://youtube.com/shorts/-WAdUi6t8gk?si=EFxtjNtuoOq441Ww
>>144924541Mental illness
>>144924541big fan of this poster
Have there been ANY elite white UFC fighters?>C-Conor!!Black Irish, brown eyes>GSP!!(((French Canadian)))>KhabibLol>Couture/LiddelBoomers don't count>MiocicBLM cuck
>>144924593Gustaffson
>>144924593Brendan Schaubs mum is english
>>144924593Sean Strickland, motherfucker.
>>144924602>>144924605>eliteLMAO
>>144924593blk boy sissy clitty incels cannot compete with White men. blk boy UFC fighters as sissy clitty sex slaves paraded around inorder to be sexually and physically humiliated by superior White male fighters in the octagon
>>144924602>Gustaffsonprobably mixed with Sami which means he is not white
The best fighter on the planet is a White Brit.
>>144924610OOOOOH PADDY THE BADDY
>>144924610what about the best muay thai fighter?
All the best fighters in the world currently are White men. Total blk boy sissy clitty buck breakage domination.
>>144924607What the hell>>144924608Kys mentally ill faggot>>144924610Aspinall look like a depigmented levantine
>>144924618Islam is white adjacent but counting pereira is a stretch
There will never be a blk boy UFC champion ever again, blk boys cannot compete with White men. blk boy sissy clitties are too small for this era
>>144924561If i knew in which dickwasher migrant center you are i will catch the first plane and come dislocate your jaw you filthy animal lying piece of shit faggot talking about my life while blogposting about depression pussy fag. I hope some afghanchad steps up and fatally stabs you in the neck, that whore that shat you out will be relieved when her cowardly pussypressed sissy homo bastard is put where it belongs. You wont live half your days dog.
>>144924629>>144924618Pereira has black bloodHis children have nappy hair
>>144924628I was counting all combat sports, the absolute best (not p4p)>Best boxerUsyk>Best kickboxer Rico Verhoeven >Best UFC fighterAspinall>Best grappler Gordon Ryan All UFC champs are White or White adjacent unquestionably
>>144924631>i will catch the first plane and come dislocate your jawi doubt it>blogposting about depression pussy fagnot me>I hope some afghanchad steps up and fatally stabs you in the neckthe endocrinally fucked up babyface manlets that i can kill with one slap? lol
>>144924646Only one of his kids does and that could easily be from their mum, Pereira is clearly mostly White genetically, he is pretty light skinned for a Pardo and he's tall, he's lighter skinned than paulo
hapless = fortune-less, luck-lesshapman = fortune-man*haps ya*
>>144924665No his wife was whiteLike all brazilians, he has Black, Native and Portuguese blood
>>144924663>baby facedBeside hazaras that arent real afghans Afghans arent baby faced at allYou probably encountered chinky hazaras
>>144924672We do not know who Pereira's ex wife and mother of his children was, it was some chick from the favelas
>>144924672>>144924683i've seen photos of her she's a dumpy lil goblina looking thing
Jared fucking Gordon
anyone else feel like topuria vs holloway is the highest level matchup this year
>Jared fucking Gordon>Jared never fucks a guy called GordonWhat did he mean with this?
>>144924708I don't watch MMA
>>144924711what do you watch?
>>144924708If it doesn't include Dricus calling it "high-level" is a joke
>>144924697Could be just a metiza (Native/iberian mix)
>>144924715Islam Makhachev funny moments
>>144924708turdlip is not elite
>>144924708i believe you are forgetting about Valentina Shevchenko and Napoleon Blownapart's penis
>>144924722but he's a champion>>144924721
>>144924681well yeah the kind that flees their country like sissies and lies about their age
Nafribros...
>>144924728what does his beard taste like?
>>144924728being elite is not a requirement of being a champion
>>144924721Based
>>144924759It is in divisions below 170
>>144924741
>>144924721Khabib, Islam and D.C funny moments
>>144924732>meme made by a self hating cuck or an arap
>the deranged anzac schizo is a fucking self hating arab refugee that worship whites Lmao
i think this general is making me sick
>>144923774you can tell this guy dksamma with the fact he concluded that the "deflected" shot was intentional. its just literally an accidentmma analysis is 99.99% retards that literally never traineed
White social media star working at the white man's sports league, the UFC
A lot of pornsick individuals in this general. You can be better than that. Believe in yourself. Go. Go!
Nothing going to be more pleasing than seeing a pitter patter shitter like max heemed stiff
>>144924885You need to get new striking coaches to teach you proper defense
>>144924902pornsickness does not cover the extent of the disease on heem.com
>>144924609Come on now b
>>144924923defense in mma = leaning back and hoping you are tall enough for it to slide
>>144924890turns 36 this year btw
>>144924890that's slap influencer, Nina Tunisia
SLAP will be at the next Olympics
>>144924605>pisces maleDoesn't count
>>144925033will it come before or after the trans grooming and gay sex competition?
Learned on my travels that I am a fire sign as well as year of the dragon therefore am top of the heem pile
>>144925059this is the most /lgbt/ post ITT. you always outdo yourself, achmed.
So glad Raquel lost she is such a insufferable dyke
>>144925087He's a pure bred swedeboy
None of you would say shit to him irl. In fact you'd piss your pants
>>144924450This response kind of makes me think you're a cock slut for BWC
>>144925095Jamahal is shaped like a bowling pin
>>144925095this fatty can't run a block without snapping his shit up
>>144925095Even Jerry is scared to fight him.He'd rather kill himself.
>>144924890i hear she grooms small boys
>>144925145Don't get your hopes up gurucel
>>144925145Niceeee
when you realise ngannou -like many african athletes- probably lied about his age and is currently in his mid 40s his most recent outings begin to make more sense
>>144925145You're thinking of Clozafin
>>144925155Many africans b they don't need to be in athletics
>>144925095he's such a goofy silly little guy how could i hate him
>>144925087I don't know what to say. Congrats on making the most /lgbt/ post?
There's nothing "lgbt" about starsigns. The top fighters all share a commonalty. Guess what it is? Think it's coincidence?
>>144925175just shut your piehole, you ape monkey faggot
>>144925155Ngannous backstory always seemed a bit inflated to me. Can’t really tell why…
Got 2 birdies in disc golf yesterday I am getting elite
>>144925175kek
>>144925155Or maybe...just maybe...he was never good and Dana was in the right all along
>>144925206if it was so bad in africa why is his mom still there while hes a billionaire?
>>144925175Sweden delivers again
dricus du plessis is 53 years old
>>144925206He comes from a rich African family, there are photos of him as a kid. I remember he talked about having to walk 2 miles to school as if it was something rough and not just normal for lots of people in the west
>>144925229ddp is black romero
>>144925175Canada BTFO'd again kek love to see it
>>144925175that's a verbal heem
>>144925138Punished jerry will ///HEEM\\\
>>144925206Ngannou lied about his back story like that DPRK bitch that got loads of plastic surgery
Dana and Ari do it again a deliver a absolute banger of a production
jerry heems jamawl brutally btw
>>144925348no shit
>>144925221Yeah pics with his mom are weird.It’s always the same location and I don’t believe he would let her live there.>>144925252>>144925307Do you think his backstory is completely made up or just highly exaggerated?
jireddit is dogshit
A drunk gyppo just tried to get me to heem her
>>144925403Why did your mom want you to heem her?
>volk's children fight soon
>>144925427I'm not mmaguru if you ever call anyone in my family a gypsy again I will fly to nebraska and cause you grievous bodily harm
>>144925438eww all skin
Am I stil baned?
>>144925460you should be
>>144925460Respectfully?
>>144925460You’re ganed.
>>144925483talmbout locktober?
Damn so that's why his cardio sucks
>>144925460You should be banned from life
>>144925494Who are you talmbout
>>144925518It's Roundtree
>>144925538I assume this was when he was fat as well what a mess
>>144925494Crazy for volk to finally open up like this. To Helen Yee of all people too
>ngannou got heemed in pfl and heem is talking about random gay shittypical
volk? volk who? you mean volkov? can't think of any other volks.
>>144925576That is in two more weeks crapwatcher
>>144925576just how shit is tyson fury...?
>>144925438>4 daughtersyou can actually see the pain in his eyes in the latest gender reveal. Triple H syndrome
>>144925598
>>144925589prophetic perfect tense
>>144923833ngl this is actually p cool
>>144922940Power Slap reigns supreme
african people are huge liars. I also got hinted that the starving kids are all in bumfuck villages away from the cities while afro-normies live consumerist lifestyles like other westerners
>>144923764Yah those are reasonable matchups, tho I would give Usman to JDM instead.
>>144923774Holy chama! He dodged the wild swings of a gassed out bum!
