>>144925598
k-1
dogshit thread
mass is power
Great Thread
Abhorrently grim thread.
Topuria will school maximus so bad
what thef uck
>>144928579What profound wisdom is he bestowing upon them?
Bantamweight is not a good division, and people who say otherwise are just being tryhard.Flyweight, which are just normal Bantamweight fighters cutbabying as hard as humanly possible, would be better if it had more than five fighters of note. At least they're fast as fuck which is entertaining in itself.Middleweight is a very good albeit flawed division, lots of fighters who are only good at specific things and having glaring weaknesses which leads to weird fights only possible at this weight class.
>>144928615Which sauces taste best on which ice creams
>>144928620>people who disagree with me are bad thing since I know I'm wrong and don't want pushback
>>144928620CAZZIE ALERT. bantamweight is fucking STACKED top to bottom. look at these fuckin beasts
>>144928579Weidman dominates this webm with his aura
>>144928650I didn't even notice him.
>>144928650THE?
Khamzat is sick again
Alex will be the first CHAMP-CHAMP-CHAMP after he beat Tom next year.CHAMA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFynyXLqfVo
>>144928678Hall timed that perfectly.
I want Luke to hold my rock hard cock
Uh the consensus best division in the sport isn't a good division because uhhhhhhh I said so
>>144928690maybe he should start eating pork
*hides post*
>>144928707making sweet and sour pork rn just waiting for it to marinade
The best division was, is and will always been women's flyweight
>>144928704no one said anything about lightweight
>>144928704No one said anything bad about Welterweight
>>144928690
>>144928721How do you make that?T. Not chinese
>>144928721Sounds exotic how do you make the sauce I had some polish sausages earlier
>>144928646The only guy still ranked here is Jonathan Martinez
>>144928678owie
>OOOOH KHALIL WITH THE HEADKICK PEREIRA IS OUT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE oh he is fine.
>OOOOOH KHALIL WITH THE HEADKICK PEREIRA IS OUT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE oh he is fine.
Asspissreddit is essentially a less-powerful Ngannou
>>144928784Many are saying this
>>144928784litchrally in what way?
Most flyweights in the top 5 could move up to bantamweight and dominateMost bantamweights in the top 5 could move up to featherweight and dominate Most lightweights in the top 5 could move up to welterweight and dominateMost welterweights in the top 5 could move up to middleweight and dominate Most middleweights in the to top 5 could move up to light heavyweight and dominate Most light heavyweights in the top 5 could move up to heavyweight and dominate
>>144928736you look up a recipe on the internet retard>>144928741gotta boil some apple cider vinegar and add some other ingredients
Finland is essentially a less-medaled Pakistan
>>144928781Such a powerful bout-ending headkick that he wasn't even knocked down
>>144928804wrong wrongwrongwrongwrongwrong
>>144928811
Canada is essentially a less-ranked everyone else
>>144928804correctcorrectcorrectcorrectcorrectcorrect
UK is essentially Pakistan
>>144928838wrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrong
>>144928850
>>144928807That makes sense, thanks b
>>144928857Surely this was meant for the post above mine.
>>144928849Essentially but also really
>>144928807Marinate dog taste just rike pork hehe
Finland doesn't post like any Finn I've seeSeems like a self-hating brit, possibly using a VPN
hey stupid guy
>>144928893What are you, an expert on Finnish people?
>>144928893yeah most finns sound likeduuuhh duuuurrrrr duuuhhhhhhh
>>144928891good one blagoy
>>144928893I have never met a bong with enough self awareness to hate themself and how is your english so bad
>>144928893Nah he loves bongs and bong culture but we terrorise him so he puts on a front
>>144928893Brits don't watch hockey that's how I know he's finnish
>>144928915I like the north of england and that's it
Favorite Indian martial artist?
>>144928925Why would you ever admit this
>>144928931norf is based
>>144928615mmm yogart
>>144928931Northumberland is very beautiful I'm not ashamed to admire beauty
Favorite (non-gsp) canadian mixed martial artist?
>>144928937Robbie Lawler's son
>>144928937brock lesnar
>>144928893finns are by far the gayest posters on the internetthis one however is surprisingly straight
>>144928937the red king>>144928943aka the greatest american WW's father
>>144928928Arjan Singh Bhullar
>>144928928kb bhullar, he got dropped by a jab like our current PM
>>144928937Rory ofc
>>144928953I think you meant to reply to this post >>144928937
Talbott is gay but has crazy aura.
>>144928937Jordan Mein, his dad Lee still fights
>>144928693Tom will kill him
talbott has aura but hes crazy gay
>>144928959the greatest british boxers and greatest british fighter are jamaicans/africans.
>>144928973did not give a leaf permission to respond to me, please be more considerate as I don't want to associate with leafs
Tom will fall to the same fate as every other supposed Heavyweight messiah, getting randomly chinned by someone who had no business beating him I also expect Jon might get his ass beat by Stipe, expecting an easy fight
Gaybum Tallslut
>>144928937bork
payton is a girl's name
The best fighter on the face of God’s green Earth is a White Brit.
>>144928983You associate primarily with leafs every time you go outside.
>>144929009
>>144929004and that fighters name is Me because its I, me
>>144929004Jon Jones is a black american. Just like all fighting greats.
>>144929004Payton Talbott is a white brit?
Isn't it plane as day that Pereira is fighting Jones and that they'll find someway to deal with Aspinall
>>144929021Jon Jones is a homosexual Nigerian.
>>144929004Stipe Miocic is a white American. Just like all fighting greats.
jon jones is an english name
plane as day indeed
>>144929039he is welsh
>>144929027Aspinall is getting the Mokaev treatment
>>144929028Still a black American.
>>144929028You repeat yourself but you're thinking of Izzy see >>144929039
>>144929027Jon is retiring in 40 days.
>>144928893Watch out we got a finntologist over here.
Conor Mcgregor vs Jon Jones, the goat v goat contest the fans have demanded
>>144929044Well at least if he beats the gigahue who heems Francis then he'll be the lineal champion and the bongs can celebrate that
>>144928928Only ever heard of kalari and kushti, so o guess kalari because i once saw I fight scene with jackie chan vs a indian using kalari.
>>144929055What do the Finns have to celebrate?
>>144929054for me its nate diaz vs nick diaz
>>144929069not being british
>>144929069Midsummer's and the 1st of May
I would really enjoy having sex with Alexa Grasso
scholar, warrior poet.
Gonna be great with Stipe Miocic boxes Jon Jones head off for 5 rounds stuffing all of his takedowns and step in jabbing every single pathetic leg kick from Jones.
>>144929096he is NOT reading that book
>>144929096Do people like him and Bisping read 50% slower having one eye
there has never been a good white british fighter
>>144929096Ayo hol up...
>>144929122You don't think Tom Aspinall is good?
There has never been a fighter
>>144929113if you look closely the book is actually upside down
Just watched 2purias new video max is a dead man
>>144929130I fight for my life every day
>>144929136he's also reading it back to front
chris weidman took a shit in a trash canhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/S5fN0rJx8aI?feature=share
>>144929155You think fighting makes you a fighter? Think again
>>144929126I do not. and in time Gane will prove me right
>>144929163A what in the where
>>144929169Just cause a good fighter beats another good fighter does not mean they were never good, just that many are good. Or perhaps, they were both good.
>>144929181a tony in the till
>>144929163Chad behavior
>>144929126nta but it's hard to say with Tom because he's the only athletic true heavyweight so all he fights is complete imobile and slow punching bags, therefore it's hard to say if he's good or if the whole blobweight division is complete garbage
>>144929191Good grief and she still married him
Pereira vs Jones is the only good fight Dana could make
>>144929093But would she?
*flushing sounds*who's the first fighter who comes to mind?
>>144929208Many are saying this
Did you guys hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.
>>144929223derrick lewis
>>144929208what about garth vs dustbin 3? that sounds like a pretty good fight
>>144929223mike malott
>>144928893The only thing I know about the Finns is that they're self-hating lol
>>144929231I've watched that clip a million times before, it's not funny anymore.
Did you guys hear about the Georgian Godfather? no, of course you haven't
>>144929223Did three giant nurmagomedovs side by side today
>>144929276uhh, ok?
>>144929267It keeps you going like wood in a stove
Fighters should be allowed to bring one weapon and one non-weapon utility item with them into the octagon.
>>144929304mexicope is not satisfiedmake him laugh, NOW
>>144929223Forrest Griffin was abysmalthe Jim Carrey of MMA not that the other ones were much better heh
>>144929314What would /heem/ bring?
>>144929223tony ferguson
>>144929329A tank and some snacks
this bloke spends more time thinking about canada than a jeet in the immigration office
>>144929314this would only work for handicap matches between different weight classes
BTW Overeem daughter became a "man"Overeem speak on it in a podcast, he sounded extremely chuddy
>>144929360maybe volk still has some hope
>>144929223Is sad because he showed tons of heart but khalil is not recovering.
>>144929360Guys who are roided out and don't take precautions when having children will end up with some kid who is hormonally fucked up one way or another. I see this manifest a lot even in my own life with local bodybuilders having all daughters like volk. I knew a guy who ended up with two androgynous dyke daughters even though both parent were normal etc.
>>144929276leave me the fuck alone
pereira hid razor blades in his gloves
>>144929374Imagine Elliott Page with Volk's face
>>144929282your grandma sure has
>>144929390that should be standard kit
>>144929390I don't think Curtis would fit in Pereira's gloves.
Watching UFC has made me realize Georgians are just straight up bad people with evil souls.
>>144928579what happened to his hair bruh
>>144929325Guy walks in his house with a duck under his arm. He looks at his wife and says, "Honey, this is the pig I've been fucking." She says "ya idiot that's not a pig! That's a duck!" Husband says "I wasn't talkin to you"
>>144929428
>>144929421envy has consumed your sould and put mist upon your eyes.
>>144929231Jokes on you i studied mandarin at school
>>144929428how big was this guy that he could carry jones under his arm like that?
alright, im gonna watch taht mma guru video about nina drama now. this shit better be good, hoping the last 30 minutes of work breezes by
Ari walks in his house with Jones under his arm. He looks at Aspinall and says, "Champ, this is the mark I've been screwing." He says "ooh arr Gromit that's not the Wensleydale! That's a duck!" Ari says "I wasn't talkin to you"
>>144929475Why would you do that to yourself just watch Rampage instead
>>144929479
>>144929479I used to say Clozafin never made funny posts...I still do but I used to, too
>>144929548It's more of a comment really
>>144929473Ye okay funny guy.
>>144929548>fin never made funny postsit's a sign of growing maturity that you are looking to find commonalities instead of constantly attacking others based on differences pakibong
>>144929428finally a good post
She would dominate WMMA
>>144929607WDWTCH
>>144929607That's a man
>>144929607gets heemed by some turbo roid broad
I don't stay up late for ppvs anymore and when i woke up and saw espn and fullfight and all the other faggots spamming that picture of Rountree with blood on his face i had a mini heart attack thinking he got a decision over pereiraimagine a timeline where rountree-erceg-adesanya-poirier-belal are champions all at once
>>144929670>erceg
>>144929683...lostthere you go buddy
>>144929617source?
Al is coming
>>144929708Ask your dad.
>>144929722talmbout the munster realtor, b?
>>144929670Khalil is a fun action fighter, what would be wrong with him being champ
>>144929670Hey Morocco, would you mind explaining why you were in my filters list?
>>144929670based as fuck timeline
Is this true?
>>144929739who else is in your filter list?
>>144929218I would make sure she would
>>144929744Israel, India and Slov*nia
>>144929690were not buddies pal
>>144929739I was a regular here in this general a few months ago but i'm sure it was some assburn over footie
>>144928693Tom in under 20 seconds
>>144929803pereira props up his knee and tom's skull goes bouncing off the canvas
>>144929223till
>>144929757based as fuck
>>144929096only at miller grove
Rain.What fighter comes to mind? Like rain falls so does he? Scattered all over the place? When the rain stops will he? Rain.
Tony status?
>>144929900was never good
>>144929815pereira punches his ticket to the retirement home after ar' tom humiliates him for the world to see
>>144929900Status: unknown
>>144929900
but I don't wanna live that way
>>144929923I swept
>>144929934Happiness is a warm gun
>>144929934WERE GONNA DO THE FUCKIN MAN DANCEFOR YOU FUCKIN GUYS
>>144929934This is a good way to live for The Raped
>>144929934sean r. strickland? heard he got raped
>>144929934real men meant to moan and seethe 24/7 on xitter with a massive victim complex
>>144928537/heem/ freak off this weekend you all are invited don't forget to bring your own baby oil
>>144929934Pisces male, opinion discarded
ITS UP!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc5S72_bWHM&t=14sWATCH NOW!!!!!
real men kiss men
>>144930028On his tippy toes
>>144930022>Fault out not truewith that typo being noticedKevin is completely rightAldo 30-27Bautista cut!
MMA GODru just ended N*na Dr*ma's career.
>>144928537>"Poatan is not the GOAT"
>>144929934This is what happened in that sweltering summer of 1999The Joker = Sean StricklandCO = Sean Strickland's father
>>144928537>>144930056Gurus a fag for being rude to that reporter lady for no reason
>>144930056he broke her jaw and made unrepairable?
>>144930068why is your 4 second webm 360p?
MMA Guru just consumed 5x the daily intake of calories
>>144930069camrips are getting worse and worse with each passing yeari literally watched predator on a camrip on facebook and it was near close to the original experience, are people worse with phones who have professional camera lenses on them than nokia flip phones
>>144930050Typo aside, I was just shocked that the Protagonist of MMA suddenly posted a very good take.
Am I the only remaining /heem/ poster who watches cards from top to bottom and stays on top of prospects and exciting unranked fighters? I feel this place is truly super casual these days and most people can't identify fighters outside of the main and co-main. Does anyone else here enjoy the sport and meta aspects of MMA?
>>144930087be grateful, clown
>>144928826>arthurfist.png
>>144930143For what? Apply yourself.
feed him magomed
>Does anyone else here enjoy the sport and meta aspects of MMA?
>>144930122>nokia flip phonesFunny you bring that up. I been trying to buy one. Perhaps you know where I can find it.
>>144930135Yeah
>>144928937I guess technically we have to acknowledge that Brock Lesnar is now CanadianOther than him, I'd say I like Hakeem Dawodu a lot
>>144930135Heem has died and become a rotting corpse with only maggots devouring what's left.
Anyone realize that Poatan begun to win the fight in R2 after he started to jab, the plodding forward with no jab in R1 did not go well
The front kicks Poatan started doing were cool af
>>144929196bruh what he's in the same division as Gane who is the most nimble HW MMA of all time. also Volkov and Almeida and Jones are not immobile and slow
wow so happy to be here with you all in this moment together thank you
>>144928537>loopedocel...
>>144930263yw
>>144929934>le won't fight in hostile territory (Australia) man
>>144930174marjane used to sell them but idk about now, bim throws them once in a while tootry jumia, dunno about actual "flip" phones but these are widely available (or run to the closest phone store)https://www.jumia.ma/105-2019-1.77-dual-sim-800-mah-batterie-longue-duree-noir-new-nokia-mpg1449808.html
>>144930263what're you wearing right now
>>144930209Sean strickland taught him that jab
>>144930290move your cursor you goddamn amateur
Roddit literally cannot make webms what a mongoloid
>>144930290frilly pink panties and a corset, probably
>>144930291Poatan was literally jabbing Reddit Sean in their fight
>>144930308and a mfn chastity cage, hes a Tom Aspinall fan for sure
>>144930281oh yeahand facebook marketplace, but that's like playing minesweeper with DGST
>>144930328Only us Ganescholars observe locktober around here
>>144930209alex was up on rounds before finishing roundtree
And I'm gonna keep this retarded post just in case
>>144930209Sometimes it's good strat to hold back a tool until later. A few fighters hold off on jabbing all together until later. The opponent has made reads and thinks he knows what to look for then the jab comes in and overwhelms them.
Strickland was never raped
>>144930372Proof?
>>144930202>>144930180Pretty sad. At least I'll never again have to share space with the schizos and pedos soon enough>>144930173It's not a "big boy" thing lol, every other general actually discusses the sport. Look at the posts in this thread. It's patheticThat said, favorite fights on the next card? I'm excited for the return of Iron Turtle. Alhassan/Fremd should be a heem. Vergara/Temirov is a good litmus test for the Uzbek (he has a nice record from his time with RIZIN and Muradov's org).Also Carpenter/Rocha, Price/Gorimbo and Argueta/Haddon are all spicy. Barnett/Tafa has meme potential
>>144930374because he's super duper manly and hates faggotsthat is heterosexual behaviour
Yeah I'm a ganer
>>144930404Stop eating then
>>144930394This but unironically.
*signals for a round 5 start of round hug to acknowledge your skill and how close this fight is**convert the hug into an inside trip**pins you down from full mount**starts throwing elbows*
Gonna game
I'm a little Nina short and stoutHere's my grooming here's my clout...
>>144930374I was there on that fateful day in the summer of '96
>>144930281thanks kho
>>144930423Stop posting.
Ciryl Goome
>>144930378Watching fight nights is incel behaviour
>>144930417someone should do this to merab i think
Guys I'm really scared of the hurricane coming to Tampa
>>144930478Try to stay strong for your wife and kids.
Pereira has a multi-layered gameLayer 1 is the devastating power of the left hookLayer 2 is the consistency and potency of his jab and leg kicksLayer 3 is the addition of the head kick, he unseals this one when people have started to anticipate the hooks. He doesn't always score with it but it keeps people honestLayer 4 is the forbidden right hand, which is just as powerful as his left. When Pereira unseals his right cross that's when you know he's taking things seriously In kickboxing, he was often forced to use all the wrinkles and layers of his game in every fight. In MMA, he has mostly gotten by with just his hooks and jabs. The only people who have made him go all out are Israel and Khalil
>>144930464>genuinely following a sport is incel behaviorBruh you come from a country of sport fanatics so I know this isn't a serious postAlsp Taira/Royval is gonna be so sick. War IMHAPPYSANKYUUUUUUUU>>144930478Isn't Helene over? Be safe B
>>144930423As for Nina DramaThere is nothing to gainAnd soon she'll feel the painScreaming out Chama!!!
>>144930273EA is like.... the best company ever
>>144930500>doesn't even mention the kneesKeep studying the tape lil guy
>>144930509Yeah, but Milton just popped up in the gulf. Already category 5, I doubt it'll make landfall as that so I'm not really sure whether to stay or evacuate
>>144930478Talmbout Ian heinisch b?
I could beat the shit out of Pereira easily, I just don't want to.
>>144930328Thanks for the webms b, do you have the flying knee Pereira throw?
>>144930540Damn. One of my best friends lives in Tampa. I'll send him a good night kiss text. Thanks anon
I'm so tired of the grooming memeits such a tranny thing to say (and do)
>>144929934KWAB
FLbros... it's Miltover...https://apnews.com/article/hurricane-milton-helene-florida-557c5c512135e0a8661b298e45e17c92
>>144929934Why is it that when people virtue signal they always lack said virtue?
>>144930600so that's why they cancelled the hockey game
>moves to your country>heems your babyHeh, nothing personal Timmy.
Florida is about to be airborne
>>144930569Pereira would lieray fist your asshole to dust
just imaging how good Lexi poster felt seeing Ngannou get heemed
wow i cant believe they cancelled the hockey gane
Hey guys I'm a huge Chama fan, made this T-shirt of his face.Also I've been trying to loosen my gape so that Poatan's huge manly heemfist can fit up there. Any tips on what foreign objects to use?
>>144930500
what did the le chamerino mean by yelling at rountree after heeming him?
>>144930752Gane can never be cancelled
You wanna cancel gane? You gonna have to cancel me first
>>144930791he was just threatening to hit him more to get the ref to jump in i think
Gane on Ice has been postponed until further notice
No gane no gain
>>144930757white girl here, we love making crochets of chama man
>>144930791He has to repair the ego hits from losing to a bunch of 170lbers in kickboxing and then being the only guy to get zeemed by jizzy
>>144930852if I poke pins it in will it kill him?
>>144930849Yeah you know gane be making that pain (bread as in "money")
The so-called GOAT didn't know the rules and lost a fight by cheating
the so-called GOAT lost to THE dominick reyes
>>144930573here lil n word
>>144930908Manlet bros....how do we cope
Prime Reyes vs Pereira, who got it?Reyes is a Southpaw.
khalil...all you needed to do was find the range...
cute tranny
>>144928537she looks like victoria bateman
>>144931028his name is sean
