Gamethread 2Yankees finally going to be free of Cashman and Boone
START SPREADING THE CAPSTHEY'RE BURNING TODAY
Nice pitch
I'm a girl tho
The director and cameraman love George Brett's wife. Don't blame them.
>>144934283What a dogshit org, I thought the yankees were supposed to be the best?
Witt is so dawgless
time to burn your cashman jerseys
We /cric/ now
umps
who cares knicks are winning the chip this year and rangers are contenders. if you don't play at MSG you aren't a real NY team.
dogshit nu-luckswing slop
Manfred malding over his dream matchup of Yanks vs Doyers slipping away
>>144934344Reminds me of WSB 95 on the Genesis
>>144934329They are run by some business man who doesn't give a shit about anything other than the bottom line. We will not be good again until Steinbrenner sells the team.
so many fucking empty seats lmao
>>144934283Hal Steinbrenner is the worst owner in sportsBrian Cashman is the worst GM in sportsAaron Boone is the worst manager/head coach in sports
>>144934283>Make one game winning home run against the Sox on a year they didn’t win the series>Get kicked off the team next season for being irresponsible and injuring yourself playing basketball>Live the rest of your life from the rent made by that moment the rest of your life It’s not fair bros
>>144934347I have to watch so much sports because my NY teams are in it.
fucking hell Bobby AND Vinny hitless in both games
>>144934347>a baseball game in MSGhow would that be possible?
On my way home already. Not sticking around to support this loser team.
>>144934379This what the Yankees get for demolishing the House That Ruth Built
Truly remarkable recovery = roids
>>144934359He probably had them make tons of graphics, commercials, highlight reels, comparison reels between Judge and Ohtani, tons of ad space, and everything you could need to hype this matchup. Seeing all that go to waste because neither team knows how to show up for October is funny.
I grew up a Yankee fan, but this team and the new stadium are peak soulless. Mets are way more fun to watch.
>all those empty seatsNY is soulless. They need more busses shipped their way to fill the seats
>>144934410based. we rangzchads demand excellence.
>>144934347And the Liberty are in the WNBA Finals.
>>144934422same no bullshit
>>144934359why would he institute a lottery ball playoff system then. just make it old pennant and this is your matchup lol
Why would any one name their team after jerking off?
>>144934423They're all rented by the Harris campaign
>>144934422But the Mest left Shea field How is this any different
>>144934359Corporate mega teams are cooked
FIRE CASHMAN FIRE BOONETRADE COLEKILL JUDGETURN THE STADIUM INTO A REFUGEE CAMP I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144934422mets are too zesty for my tastes
>>144934403With the rate TTO is taking over the game we can soon play baseball in small indoor stadiums.
Zerpa is in for the Royals. Watch him get lit like a firecracker.
It’s a school night, that’s why all the seats are empty.
I grew up a mets fan but honestly everyone that I would see at citi field were all trannies and losers so I switched to be a fan of the superior NY team (yankees)
>>144934455Citi Field is a way better and more soulful ballpark than both nu-Yankee Stadium and Shea
>>144934283Still time.
>>144934422>>144934443Agreed. I genuinely got chills and excitement watching the Mets this postseason. Actual fun. I haven't felt anything like that for the Yankees in years. I think i may naturally be turning into a Mets fan.
>>144934455>Shea field
The Mets own this faggot ass franchise lol
>>144934455Shea Stadium, and it was SOVL :(
>>144934458>refugee campslow down. Oakland would be far better considering the food supply readily available.
>>144934507>Citi Fielda very zesty stadium
Ragans handled Soto and Judge really well. Why is this fat indio that blew game 1 in?
>>144934283Shit teams
if judge K's here will he get booed?
>>144934359It sounds kino on paper but they would have managed to make it soulless anyway.
>>144934538He better
>>144934507>(Corporate sponsor name) field>sovlKek
based soto smashing that fat globlin
>>144934517Yea, the electric blue exterior was kino
Awful lot of Jets fans on this map
>>144934422it's like the 80s
>>144934517tfw it could have been a domed stadium in Brooklyn
>citi field>sponsored by citibank>soulfulllmao it's an amusement park for casuals
Now Soto is morphing into judge. Grim
Shitty Field
the juan soso experiment has failed
Padres legend Juan Soto
STEEEEEEEEERIKE THREEEEEEEE
>You should haven't torn down my house (Old Yankee Stadium)... All that just to win your most recent ring... Prepare to be punished for the next 86 years.
>>144934578I wish I could have smelled the piss at the Polo Grounds
I'm doing a physics problem. It's asking for 48 degrees south of east but do i subtract that from the 0 degrees of the first quadrant or do I subtract it from the 360 degrees of the full plane
Trash walk-up music
>>144934601>You should haven't torn down my houseis he the biggest retard on /sp/?
>>144934589>>144934592
There’s a reason that Juan Soto is an anagram of Tuna Joos
>>144934578Yankee stadium is an actual shithole, not even its team’s fans treat it with any respect lol. Been twice and there’s trash and drink spills everywhere. Absolutely no character and claustrophobic as fuck. Citi Field wouldn’t know about that
>>144934601who is the white babe ruth?
>>144934610start at 90
>>144934608
>>144934610Post the full question
>>144934599YUUUUUUUP
>>144934610Post picture
JUDGE DIDN'T STRIKE OUT
>>144934612someone should use Take Me Out to the Ball Game as their walk up music to fuck with people
>>144934630ESL is amazing kek
>>144934610subtract from 360 then walk away
>>144934639>Anus Joto
>>144934642>drink spills everywherehave you been to a pro sports game in any stadium in the world?
>>144934656HOYL SHIT
>>144934646The old stadiums were all weird and cool
Aaron Prejudice
JUDGIAN WALK
>>144934608And now the piss covered stands of Oakland are lost to history too
>>144934674Too much flavor for your audience. But good one.
>>144934656Greatest Yankee of all time according to Bob Costas
>>144934675Not like at Yankee stadium, love the smell of shit and warm beer in the concourse there
did costas just say stuck out singing??
>cringekees
>>144934578i thought it was sponsored by grindr
>>144934656phoning up Georgia. Finding a few more balls to help us out. Just have to find a few more of em.
He snuck out swinging!
>>144934610
>>144934324Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I added you because you’re a female /mlb/er ’tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I hate the yankees3. Don’t be intimidated, but I’m not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>GIDPkees
>judge doesn't K>royals turn 2 negating this factthe yankees must lose to maintain the 1-1 splitoffs
If anything, I’ll be the one bent over the couch. I’m a Yankees fan
SEX
>>144934765fanooks get beat up in da bronx
>world's best journalists>CNNKek
I'm hope they get gentleman's swept. Fuck this garbage team, they don't deserve those pinstripes.
>>144934342always have been
>>144934783boosack
>>144934610just be yourself :)
Yankees RISP This Series: 2-19
Why don't you guys respect the Dodgers?
>Yankees lose NLDS or NLCSSoto leaves>Yankees win NLCS and lose World SeriesSoto stays, still has unfinished business.>Yankees win World SeriesGoes to highest bidder, Yankees or not
>jizz jizzum
this dude related to Kirk cousins?
>>144934813fraud team
They found him in queens with a subway shoved up his ass.
>>144934813why the fuck would i?
>jazz jizzem
>"he is kirk cousin's cousin"Bob Costas: LOL NICE WORD PLAY
SOMETHIN STANKS
>>144934610I only understand celsius
>>144934813I don't respect californians
>>144934813Another fraud team whose recent championship ring doesn't exist.
>>144934811hey...walks are just as good
Jazz has been so off today. At least it’s only 4-1!
>>144934813I like the Dodgers. One of the OG New York teams.
>>144934813Because they still have Dave Roberts
>>144934840does that mean he's going to collapse in the prime time?
>>144934813I don't respect southern californians
Jazzed
They call him Kirk Cousins because he lost his virginity at the family reunion.
If you’re a Yankee fan, how do you cope with the fact that your team is basically only worth the logo as a fashion accessory?
ron darling is wearing a sun dress rn
The Jizz Shitsum experiment has failed as well. Trade him back to the Marlins.
>bases loading up>no outsOH N-
>>144934813because their fans oogle every pop fly
>>144934748lmao
Royals will split it open here. 6-1 soon.
>>144934881like this >>144934886
oh so that's why he moves like a Hockey goaliei was wondering about that
>>144934889No refunds
Los Doyergos el ogro atrocidad
>>144934877For me it’s Pauline walnuts
>>144934881Because no one in Europe, Asia or Africa doesn't even know who the Yankees are.
I just got home and I've got TRUCKS for the participants. Also, is that Bob Costas I hear on the call? Fucking awesome.
Can someone add either a yankees or royals hat on her?
>>144934610i only understand new yorkers>>144934845i don't respect kelvin
prodawgtive out for pham
>dead silent crowdLmao
>>144934881It's the epitome of rooting for the laundry. There's not one likeable guy on the team. The stadium sucks. But 'member Bernie? 'Member Paul O'Neill?
>>144934953I look like this.
why is roberts allowed to manage 2 teams in the playoffs?
>>144934947
>>144934953the ai cant do that for you?
This game is boring as shit glad I have my Steam Deck
>Jankees
>>144934979why is the truck red though
if you could field a team of 9 tommy phams, you'd win every year
>>144934942Based Panama >>144934944Cringe 55 iq Panama
>>144934813Because California is a commie shithole
>>144934947>>144934979very based
SCORE SOME FACKING RUUUUNS
>>144934991Fred Durst likes it that way
fire boonereplace him with arod
>>144934983looks like a PSP for zoomers
>>144934983>wow is steam compatibleThis is what blizzard prioritized over fixing their games
>>144934999Trips post got that dawg in it
>>144934953here you go
>>144934881I switched to the Mets and I'm not looking back
>>144934991Not sure, I've never questioned it in the 30 years I've owned it.>>144935008Thank you, here's a truck for today's early winner.
What a stroke of luck thank god
>>144935018That would be even a massive downfall for a big franchise like the Yankees lmao
I wait until after the World Series to pick my team like a true fan
>>144935011Chekd Keep rolling rolling rolling rolling
>>144935032>switching teamsm8
>>144935032Same brother, it does get better.
We're not getting that Mets Yankees world series.
magnetballs into juiced balls for the yanks, 5-4 final.
>>144935018I was watching the postgame last night and it looked like Arod got an insanely bad sunburn. Does he look like that all the time these days?
nice play wew
If they played their cards right switches could go undefeated
berti mogs rizzo. no way that washed up scrub could do that
>>144935055I still want it the Yankees only need to lose today to preserve the kino split series DS round.
thats it if the yankees lose tonight I'm quitting being a yankee fan and I'm switching to the royals
>KC beating my favorite baseball team>KC winning in football PLEASE KC I YEILD
>>144935029Uh hello based department?
Can Costas be anymore of a Stankee homer?
>>144935096he hates the yankees because he is gay
>>144935078bartolo didnt wear glasses
We're so close to getting the Bankees and Doyers eliminated so we can have kino playoffs
I’m taking a dump rn did I miss kino?
When is Bobby Shitt Jr. going to actually do something in the playoffs?
>>144934953I don't look like this (natural blonde)
Stanton is untradeable
>>144935122The Yankees are winning the series 1-0 as of now retard
>>144935122an Ohtani v. Judge WS not kino?
>>144935134Do you at least have those perky pointy titties? Those are the best.
When people say 27 rings, I think they actually mean 27 more years until the Yankees appear in the 2036 World Series just to disappoint everyone with a loss. And Judge would've received another extension until age 45.
ok this is straight up gay
faggot mike
>>144935137A broken man
Is there a team that doesn't really represent their home city fanbase more than the Yankees? Maybe the Pirates?
>>144935155He could one anon try so hard and still never make a funny post?
>>144935144For casuals yes. For /mlb/ posters no.
>>144935137why would we trade our only clutch player?
>>144935168the Athletics.
That was strike 3
>his name is jism
>>144935144I'm not a filthy casual. I'm team chaos
jazz jizzem?
>>144935168>tfw Pittsburg not overflowing with actual pirates
>>144935176He sucks at baseball. He's DH. He only has one job and he's shit at it
>jazz jennings
This has been the longest two hours of my life
>>144935177the A's actually represent Sacramento very well. Everyone who couldn't hack it in the Bay area moved to Sacramento
>>144935196Only Boone calls him that
>>144935174imagine. Bottom 9th. Judge with men on coming to the plate. the Bullpen for LA depleted because more injuries. Game 7. Shohei decides to pitch. Surgery be damed. He is going to go in. He thinks of Trout as he winds up and throws...
>>144935189Chaos is giving Manfred exactly what he wants?
>>144935201hes our only player who hits in the postseason
>>144935168Minnesota Vikings (not actually Vikings)
how many batters until ohtani
>>144935168yeah it's weird that da yankees play in bronx when most their fans are from New Jersey
>>144934649>>144934655
>>144935213Cringe post. Go back.
>>144935215>manfred>planLOL does he look like a person with a plan
was the yankees organist playing leekspin?
Acquire pitchers, ignore Soto. We don’t need more hitters.
>>144935016>sqrt(12*12 + 12*12)>16.97close enough
Boone is looking psycho in the dugout
>>144935244just plug it into chatgpt or whatever lil aiden
>>144935229would get pegged by
nestor cortes brainlessly chewing sunflower seed shells like a cow chewing a cud
GRUNTING
>>144935229amazon position NOW
>>144935278same, she could work my ass like magic and id let her
pham is just too good right now
I think I love Tommy Pham no homo
>>144935247he fights through the pain. It's a 3-2 count. He looks for his dog. he calls time out and it runs to the mound. he pets its head loveingly. Just one more... and then we rest... Just then Verdugo runs on the field wielding the chain around his neck. It gleams in the LA sun... you may not know... but we are brothers....
>>144935006New York is worse
>>144935269but we have 0 hitters
>>144935229me on the left
As a yankees fan, the royals terrifying me
>>144935316I think the pitching problem is serious.
>>144935311(it's really not)
this kid made a robot out of a car motor but cashman can't put a winning team together...baka
>>14493523018* outs left this game 27x2* outs for tomorrow's next gameOhtani first batter in the game
>>144935229>tfw no beast gf
>>144935333thank you for your service
Why don’t they make performance only based contracts? Like you get $2 million base pay and every base hit is $10k, every home run is $25k, and so on. Be a lot cooler that way
>>144935297>>144935293>>144935278I see you’re all men of taste and culture
>>144935269at least didn't watch your team say no to hitting instead of going for """"run prevention"""" and a shiny new """"renovated stadium"""""
>>144934813-Drag queen nuns-The ownership and top management-Magic Johnson's involvement-The parking lot homicides-The gutter tier fans (not all of them are, but they're like the Raiders of MLB in that way)
>>144935331It is
Personally, Aaron Boone terrifies me
Instead of run protection, why not try loss prevention?
>>144935360nah
>>144935229imagine helping her into and out of that outfit
Teehee he tagged his bum bum!
>>144934813I hate l/a/troons and weebs And don’t get me started on the CHIs
Call me crazy, but my Yankers need to score more runs and play better defense.
yankees need 3 to tie
>>144935362His brooding swarthiness?
When I watch the Yankees it’s like I’m watching the Dodgers
>>144935244you have to be 18 to post here
>>144935376ok, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>144935324
>>144935341players jewnion doesn't want that, statistical based bonuses are outlawed in the CBA, only incentives you can offer are for neutral stats like plate appearances or innings pitches or playoff/world series/all star appearances/awards winners.
This has been the most boring game of the postseason so far
>>144935208>hack it in the Bay areaYou mean take it in the ass?
Yankee bros, why do our guys struggle to hit? Is it boone management or shitty cashmen scouting?
First time I see Wells catching someone stealing
>>144935385Fact check: truecheck 'em
>>144935365but Turner and IKF are totally going to work out. We are so smart not overpaying for Teoscar or Semien. Hehehe. Smartest guys in the room.Ohtani is totally on a plane here. Fuck off Chapman.
>thats gotta be scored as a hitholy cringe
>>144935341Union only allows service-time equivalents and award-based incentives. So IP, PA, and games I think are all that's allowed. Otherwise its like MVP voting
nice error nigga
>>144935402It's been awesomeAlso you clearly didn't watch the Royals-Orioles series
>>144935396you let all of your sense be engaged
“Are the Yankees wearing a dark blue or a black dress?” Is the question to divide the world
>>144935404They just can’t handle the pressureAlso they don’t have good contact hitters Just roided athletes
what is volpes first name?
Bobby Witt and Stanton need to go golfing. Swinging too low.
>>144935399
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL THE ORGANIST
>>144935425gay tony
Why do the players take their fingers off when they steal bases?
>>144935437Based power rangers enjoyer
>>144935438LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME
>>144935419that series was like watching some 19 year old smearing himself in Axe body spray going to the club after slaying high school pussy thinking he is going to roll hard over the tang in the big leagues only to get thrown out before they even start charging cover and can only throw up all over the bushes.
bobby witt is useless. You need to have plate discipline in the playoffs
>>144935437lel
>Wells peg is offline???????
Why don't the Yankees trade their best players to the Mets to secure a World Series for NYC?
>>144935404I’ve said this before but the Yankees have become bigger than winning. They could give a rats ass about their record. They’ll continuously generate fans in the stands, marquee tv timeslots, sell out of hats and rely on their 26 rings + pocket watch. They have no urgency to built a competent team. They’ll sign flashy names here and there but the team has been absolute dog shit since 2009.
Haha member Pogs!?
Wtf is wrong with Witt
Jazz error incoming after Garcia steals third causing a run
>>144935432>tattoo Trash.
Can the Royals win without Bobby and Vinny?
>>144935437MAI DICK IS ZORD HOLY SHIT
Bobby Whiff Jr.
>>144935459its fine steve cohen will sign all their good players for peanuts once the american league folds due to disinterest.
>>1449354602017 they were good
>>144935437AAAAAA AFTER 10000 YEARS THE VIKINGS HAVE FINALLY WON A SUPERBOWL
Someone is getting their money's worth at Yankee Stadium.
>>144935467He lacks brevity
>>144935465yes, i do
>>144935465pogs are cool
>>144935465we're getting old brother
>>144935492Lmao
>>144935486That was a master class management by joe girardi
Forget Kermit Cole. What we really should thank is Boone and Cashman for getting their team going.
>>144935465Are you a pog champion?
>>144935465you mean the things I used to pour out of ice cream buckets into the creek that ran beside the school?
>>144935437one more time, aw yea all right
>>144935465Boutta take yo stack nigga
>>144935465my kmart had like a 10 foot long tube filled with pogs that was on display as soon as you entered the store that you could enter to win. my favorites were the holographic gross out ones
>>144935492I'm not into the whole brevity thing, dude.
>>144935460That's just Cashman and Hal Steinbrenner being shit. Sell the team to a hungry owner and hire a GM worth a shit and the franchise would have some juice again.
>>144935528kek
>>144935465For me it's Pokemon The Movie 2000 in theatres
>>1449355348ball slammers was cheating
>>144935465I remember these hitting peak popularity in 1995 and by 97 barely say them on store shelves anymore.
>>144935534>implying anyone ever actually played the game
>>144935465Based and Tazopilledyea I remember those
Who isn’t tied in their division series?
>>144935555Cried when pikachu almost died
>>144935555based quads
How many phone books is Costas sitting on? Little TDS bitch
>>144935555for me its Baseball cards. wax packs. at the cornerstore.
>those blonde qts below Brett
HALF WAY TO STATEN ISLAND
Canadians buy their baseball cards in a bag
>>144935505
>>144935563i played pogs and had that exact cell phone but im an ancientcum
why is ron darling wearing lipstick? a mest tradition?
You can tell Ron Darling doesn't want to be there.
>>144935579The one right under him is masturbating it appears
>>144935467He's a choker. Where Witt wilts, Mahomes thrives.
>>144935576not phone books. its Vince McMahon's dick.
>>144935465i was born in 1997, so no
>>144935588i collected pogs in the mid 90s but i really dont remember people actually playing the game. just coomlecting.
>>144935555checked and based
>>144935591why is only the LA faggot allowed to call his team's game? very cucked MLB.
>>144935591hed rather be working the gloryhole at citifield
>>144935576Based little TDSDS bitch
>>144935591>I wish I were calling Mets-Phillies
>boob bitch
Ron Darking looks like the kinda guy that gets mad when a waitress calls him hon
>>144935591They should just get the home teams broadcasters to do these games. Costas sucks.
>>144935621>boob itch, that's my legacy
VERDUGODS
>>144935637Is Keith doing pre and post game analysis this year? I only watch the games so I haven't seen him.
Pham is money
>>144935609saul goodman in the middle
>>144935607they were at peak popularity when i was in middle school, there was a 3 months period in the middle of the craze when all we did was pog, kids during lunch and recess would constantly play for keeps. then some bitch ass nigga complained to the principal that he lost his stack, so they were banned at school and the trend died and everyone stopped playing. sat in my closet till i moved to college and my mom made me get rid of them.
Mustache couldn’t save ya, reddit
I TAKE ONCE DAILY JARDIANCEAT EACH DAY'S STAAAAAAAAAAART
>>144935650No, Gary Cohen is tho.
They should grab three random hot broads right and put them in bikinis. Set them in front of some cameras with some rails of coke and endless margarita pitchers and let them call the game
>>144935689Steve’s brother?
umps raping my yankees :(
>>144935628>ron darkie
>>144935697fuck it, i'd watch
>>144935689Gary has been working on SNY, Keith used to do TBS I think? idr.
>>144935688i would have sex with the fat white woman from the old commercial. a lot of cushion for pushin
>anus joto
>>144935667Did we all live the same childhood?
>>144935616That's not how it works. Nice try. You went from Ridin with Biden to Embarrassed with Harris.
>>144935704Cuts to boone chewing gum
Can any of these bums hit it beyond the warning track
how can they not hit a homerun in a little league park?
HIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
there is nothing that warms my soul more than the yankees or dodgers hitting a shallow pop fly in the playoffs and everyone edging to a HR only to have their hopes dashed when it's easily caught 225 feet away.
>>144935704Hal is being a jew again and didn't want to spend anymore after the last game.
>>144935724>white
>>144935745Arson Fudge can, the rest not.
>>144935747
stinky game pee-ew
The Yankees play ball in a pizza box
At least we get to expense the payroll by $700 M next season
>>144935763how many has he hit this postseason?
shoulda got thom brennamen to call this game
is it just me or has watching this game felt like a chore
Just tuned in. How was gravy coles pitching today?
>>144935747the crowd going>oooOOOO.. ayy :(
>>144935817he should be calling the phillies games
>>144935820yea this is like a pre-Manfred clock game
fat cunts
ron darling really like "barrel chested" guys
>>144935839He went to thank Alex Cora on his opinions from last series.
CUT THE FUCKING PA CABLESRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144935724Why did they replace her with that zesty nigga?
any chance the Yankees don't pay Soto?
>>144935820It's that flyover stink the royals leave on every game
This is the ALCS broadcast crew isn’t it?
>>144935853all this can be yours for $75
>>144935874no we are going to throw money at him
>>144935853$50 each.
>>144935817his tostitos bowl in 2007 is still goat playcalling
yankee sisters swim towards troop ships
>what the fuck
> aren't many baseball settings better than yankee stadiumbob...what the fuck...
>>144935874>any chance the Yankees don't pay Soto?I think they're out if the Mets get in the area of 10 yrs 50 milly per.
>>144935853perfect dessert for my chicken tendies
this organist is doing too much and needs to stfu
it takes a brave man to go by Tommy and not Thomas or Tom
>>144935899Was that Austin?
>>144935918The bravest and rarest go by Tom Tom.
>>144935853always knew Yankees fans were fudge packers
>>144935906now that is kino. ruth used to eat 2 of those per inning
HOW MANY FUCKING BALLS CAN YOU THROW
>>144935918He's the guy that slapped joc over fantasy football
yanks are such a soulless pile of dogshit overpaid players its not even fun watching them lose
that was off the plate
>>144935918
Umpies got the call =)
>>144935939ask the Dodgers fans in the outfield seats
>>144935918no black man is going by Thomas and especially not (Uncle) Tom. Tommy is a real G's name.
>>144935948he struck soto out with one of those so whatever
Ump-ball
TOTAL UMPIRE DEATH
come the fuck on
>>144935939Five
>>144935952>HR Giger chicken
>>144935952Is this picture from before or after digestion?
>throw 9 straight balls >first strike is a strikeout
main characters
The umpires are the REAL protagonists of baseball
The ump gave the Yankees a gift
my girlfriend is mad at me for knowing the name of a friend she has.she got up and left the room and now i have to watch the yankees probably lose alone. fuck.
WOW... More than 400 replies in a little over an hour.
>>144936026KWAB
>>144935955tommy want wingy
>>144936026why would you cop to that shit, dumbass
>>144936036rangzchads run this shit
>>144936026Women are never mad about what they say they're mad about. Find out the root cause. Or break up and bang someone better.
>>144936049Huge 1950s cookbook energy
>>144936026rookie mistake, chud.
t. tommy
>>144935952
judges first playoff hit of all time!
>>144936049I didn't knew Bangladesh had Rangers fans
>>144936026You’re supposed to turn it around and be mad and yell about how there’s nothing wrong with knowing somebody’s name
>hal actually paid them and the check clearedStanton should kill another ump for good measure.
>>144935853i tried once of these when I was there. the fucking annoying asshole behind the counter kept forgetting what I ordered so I stood there for 15 fucking minutes. its just slop, like shittiest possible ingredients. worst part about it was I missed a vientos homer during the wait.
Anything less than a double play would be a disappointment
>>144936077KERMITS ASSHOLE
now the ump isn't calling those outside strikes
>>144936109hey what's the powerball coming up
>michael stanton
KWAB
>boobage
homosexual giancarlo
Jesus Costas try not to sound like you’re about to cry
>>144936109Truly Stantonian
>>144936109I would let you fuck my wife
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why is he so slow?
A STANTONIAN DISAPPOINTMENT
imagine getting eliminated because you refuse to bench a guy named faggot mike
look at how they massacred my boy faggot mike's legs
Giancripple
>>144936109nice
My 90 year old grandma could outrun Stanton
When did the Yankee Magic die? I used to get hyped watching the Yankees in the playoffs now they just feels soulless.
stanton has to retire after this year. you cant play baseball while only jogging. even Pujols was faster than that. even prince fielder was faster than that.
pretty sure they could have thrown it back to second then back to first and stanton would still be out
>>144936069this is how I know you're on a VPN, fast food is a staple in europe too
>it's not his faultwhat the fuck is this commentary
>>144936216luis gonzalez killed it
>I-I-IT'S NOT HIS F-FAULT
>>144936182>bug
>>144936199he has no knees and all his tendons have been repaired 100 times
Was Stanton ever really good?
Fucking john carlos
>>144936216There's a debate that their magic died between 2001 and 2004.
>>144936216the moment they left Highlander Park
>>144936052>hasn't had a fourth gamethread all postseasonKWAB
>>144936216Altuve took it
>>144936216>When did the Yankee Magic die?When george died.
>juancarloKEK
>>144936242not in 2017. not that i'm bitter or anything
>>144936261who?
>>144936216arod killed it. its why he needs to replace boone in order to reverse the curse
>>144936242stronger dave kingman
>>144936216the yankees were never good. winning 9001 "championships" in the 1800s is completely irrelevant
>>144936216when the sox broke the curse
Will Jomboy off himself (hopefully)?
Busta Olney already explained when the Yankee mystique died.
>>144936284Yeah
>I’ll have a Bloody Mary please
It’s crazy how people will pay hundreds of dollars for postseason tickets and still leave early when their team is struggling. Is this a Stankee thing?
>>144936284god I wish
>>144936308im guessing this is a bob uecker creation
>>144936308when did ball games start having this dumb ass county fair food
https://x.com/MLB/status/1843477609436590261He sounds so disappointed after the double play kek
>>144936284Then he will come back as jombie
>>144936316The last train to New Jersey leaves at like midnight
>>144936284Angel Hernandez will get him
We need Jomboy now more than ever
>>144936286>read my 60000 page book to find out!no
jomboy is claiming giancarlo isnt slow and that instead he is “moderately paced”, blaming the new bag sizes in messing with stantons strides
>>144936316the people paying that much are already filthy rich and used to spending northwards of $1000+ on a night out, if they aren't having fun anymore they're just going to bail and do something else, sunk cost fallacy doesn't apply with fuck you money.
>>144936331its because its genuinely sad that faggot mike is basically crippled through bad luck
>>144936341It’s takes like 20 minutes tops to get to the PATH from yankee stadium
just remember, redsox fans and media are worse than the yanks
>>144936330When people started streaming the games on their tablets and didn't need to climb tall trees and fences to watch a game.
>>144936331Lmao how is this acceptable
>>144936267that was robbery
Is that the fucking Death Star alarm?
We love our Royals!
>>144936316it's a major city thing, look at LA
>>144936373
>>144936374and deservingly so, maybe the yankees should've cheated better
just heard jomboy blame the bag dimensions on stanton’s speed problem.
>>144936383Who’s with OJ?
>>144936351fair enough, i just don’t get why you don’t just hold out until the last out regardless
>>144936395retard
>>144936316It happens at dodgers games all the time
>>144936395THANKS :)
>>144936374you're tellin me
>>144936383Bigger beak than a toucan.
Bobby Witt Jr. HR coming
>>144936395>14 posts early>retards posting in itI pretend I do not see it
>>144936429this I can actually understand considering how much of a nightmare it is coming to/leaving that place
>>144936360jfc that's pathetic. but almost not a single person in sports media today isn't woke.
kwab pitch timer
why did they deplete their bullpen in a 4-1 game?
>>144936485Almost like that’s a prerequisite
Kwabby Shit Jr.
Cmon Royals get with the program, everybody wants the Ohtani vs Judge world series.
>>144936534nope
Now I kinda want to see the game go extras with the depleted Yankees pen.
>>144936534retard casual faggot fuck you
shitt sucks ass
>>144936534definitely an unamerican opinion
>>144936518day off tomorrow
>>144936518Off day tomorrow
>>144936518we liked him in that spot
>>144936550I want to see Witt go 0-6
>jazz, volpe, verdugogg
>>144936579kek
>>144936550Based sicko watcher
>>144936587>doubting verduGOD
imagine pitching sober
JIZZ ON EM
>>144936587this post didn't age well
ummm chudbros that jackie just hit a HR...our response????
based time of the game where all the face shots of guys in the game appear in different team hats then the one they are currently on.
nice garbage time homer jazz
>>144936663That’s pretty racist
>hitting a meaningless home run is like winning the world series to stankees fans
YEAHH CMON NIGGA LESSGO TURN DIS SHIT UP NIGGUHt. jazz, miced up live on national TV
still down by 2 retards
>>144936644
JAZZ JIZZONUM
>>144936681>still down by 2 retardsjudge and soto are both playing
now i want judge to come up with the bases loaded only to strike out
>alex turdpoopo
hehe
>>144936711so they're down by 4
ITSNOTOVER.
JAZZED
>verdugod
HBP kek
ho boy
oh come the fuck on
berti is better than rizzo
oh the drama
Chazz Jism
why do they keep starting gleyber?
>gaybear
>gleybor
Get that man a drink
why have we not got an ump cam of these hits?
>gayber
Hero or retard?
>stage is set>swing at horrible first pitchcome on dawg.
Fucking stupid, Glaber
Mets would have won that ballgame
Got some soft ass S P I C S on this team
i think the yankees are cursed somehow
>>144934283KWAB
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
>>144936919We just need to get 1 starter and 3 hitters and forget about Soto.
>>1449369191-1 seriesoffs :)
