kino playoffs editionold: >>144955538
thirdie dogs learn their placeeat shit califags
Pls..the dodgers must have even some slim of a chance at making it..
Dads!
BIG FLY (BACK TO JAPAN) OHTANI-SAN
>>144957208shut up bitch
>>144957208with the power of friendship we will win games 4 and 5
Pound my ass pls
>>144957213The Dodgers don't have friendships, that's part of why they always choke
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>>144957200Based thread OP
Padgers got the hot hand
>>144957240BASED
>>144957205Kazan won
They should invent a rule only for the Dodgers where even after the game is over, they can gentleman's agreement to let Ohtani get one at bat against the closer with bases loaded and if he hits a grand slam, the other team forfeits!
>>144957213>>144957208Sorry ladies. Dodgers don't have hungry Dawgs on them. They're too offended and woke that we hurt their fee fee. Ultra Charmin soft. You can thank us when Dave Roberts and Friedman gets fired. And fire fucking Joe Davis man, dude fucking sucks at announcing, all I hear is dodger dick cock gargle.
KT WIZ AND LG TWINS GOING TO EXTRASMUST WIN FOR KT WIZhttps://www.sooplive.com/soopbaseball1
Kiss my R'z
>Betts was so sure that Profar robbed his homerun because he's so used to sucking in the postseason that he started walking back to the dugout before hearing it was a home run and had to walk backlol
>>144957254you joke but don't give Manfred even more retarded ideas>>144957269>Ultra Charmin softI agree that the fans and Dave got baited like chumps but you cannot say with a straight face Doyers are soft when you have Machimpo and Profar who perpetually looks like he's on verge of tears after doing the equivalent of a kid poking a bee's nest with a stick
I'm eating the (dodger) dogs!!!!
>>144957269I just wanted to cheer for the anime team…
>>144957269friedman leaves, provision in contract states ohtani can also leavealso joe davis is fine, way better than having stephen nelson and/or EK
>>144957300No one cares doyersama
>>144957213>power of friendship >the dodgers>he thinks anyone on that team actually likes ohtani kek>>144957222Trips of truth
Beanbowl soon
>>144957300The only anime guys on the team are Ohtani, Teo and now Mookie I guess thanks to his birthday training montage. The rest of them are injured cynical fucks who are already mentally checked out for the season
Hopped the fence for a bite of that freakin' dawg!
D O Y E R SOYERS
>>144957310>https://worldpopulationreview.com/us-cities/california/san-diegoSupport Chadres if you want to see the white man win a world series.
>>144957300Even if they somehow win the Padres series they are not beating the Phillies/Mets
>>144957330Shut up. You admitted you’re Mexican before. You’ll never be white
>>144957298>>144957321As you can see, this is America's future with a Dodger win of any kind. Stand with me in standing with America, friends.
>>144957325fuckn lost kek!!!!!!
Tripfags should hang themselves
I don't understand all the Dodger hate in these threads. They are a very successful franchise that has had stability since Guggenheim bought the team. Sure they only got one meme ring, but so did the Braves who dominated the 90s and early 00s. I mean would you rather be playing for the Dodgers who have a shot at the WS every season or the Mariners, who've made the postseason only 5 TIMES in their 47 year existence? Choice seems pretty clear.
>>144957334Let's all wish the good blessings of God upon our wise friend Dr. Patriot
>>144957300the only anime part of the dodgers is the fact that they have a japanese man and play anime songs on their organ sometimes. in reality other teams embody the spirit of that shonen sports anime way more than the dodgers
the doyers have had a knack for 2-out runs this season, but this has yet to be seen in the nlds...
>>144957300Cubs is much more anime
>>144957337the mariners should win every year actually, it was actually unfair that they didn't
>>144957334God bless you, Dr. Patriot!
>>144957333Silence beaner.
There's only one stadium where they're eating the dogs.
Did we just get new late night mlb characters?
>>144957353Check LA ethicinity.
it's time for Yanks to learn about the reasons to hate the LATAMs
The Dodgers are being punished because all their fans are weeaboo queers and the almighty has chosen the Padres to carry out this punishment.
>>144957366but hololive night is coming to petco next year?
>>144957366Pretty sure the Padqueers had drag faggots.
WHIToids dying out. And that’s good
/mlb/ stands with the Padres!
>>144957337mlb autists want to pretend their playoffs arent powerball drawings while a league that should be much more popular than it is draws 3 million viewers for playoff games
>>144957370that was the giants, despite having a democrat mayor, san diego is a pretty conservative area mostly
>>144957369>Soldiers I would be the NCO charging into the main office of the executive to decapitate him and take his spot as supreme commander.
>>144957337i simply hate los angeles and all los angeles sports teams
animals aren't human the barking thirdie calispic dog
Here we go pa dres here we go *stomp clap*
>>144957337Its just polfags not staying in their containment board
>>144957366Someone gotta stop the "OHTANI 2 HOURS AWAY FROM BATTING" Menance. I think we're doing America a favor big time by eliminating Dodgers. FTR FTD and Fuck LA. (Except for sailor moon, cutespea and Gura poster, they cool in my books)
>>144957337NeitherFuck both of them and fuck the fans of both that come here
>>144957394You’ll be white no matter how much you self hate
>>144957337brown hands
>>144957380I believe it. I have visited. I live in Ventura which is kind of the edge of LAs influence to the north. Its kind of woke. But there are a shitload of normal people (racist). LA is fucking disgusting right now. I went there for AX and there are so many fucking homeless. I am really big and fit so I was kind of going as I pleased and there was some fucked up shit I saw. I can't believe this shit is allowed.
>>144957345Imagine employing the likes of Randy Johnson, Jamie Moyer, A-Rod, Ken Griffey Jr., Ichiro, Edgar Martinez, John Olerud, and even Tino Martinez and never win a ring let alone whiff a WS appearance. KWAB franchise.
How will Cease coming back to pitch on only three days of rest affect him? Can and will the Doyers take advantage of this?
Turkroach opinions are meaningless
Doggie doos kek
>>144957394bandwagon weebs are the worst dodgers posters are you fucking retarded
whites are dying out
Best state for tacos, senoooooors?
>>144957386I'm sure Los Angelinos really care about your opinions of their city and sports team anon.
>>144957406He'll throw a no hitter. Screencap this post.
>>144957380SD Is a great place to raise a family. Just hoping San Diegans don't fucking reelect Todd Gloria, I swear there was more homeless people when he got elected. But it's still genuinely the safest place to live in, if you can afford million dollars houses or 2-4k rents.
>>144957419Dodgers fan here. Don't care what flyover meth head thinks.
>>144957419they hate my team too. have you ever watched sports before, bongoid
These whitoids really cheering for a California team like San Diego? That’s like polfags cheering for the 49ers against the chiefs fucking kek
why do Americans call white people """flyover"""?
>>144957404Cleveland is the lowkey biggest chokers because they have spread the love over years but they've had a series lead in every single one(several 3-1/2-0 leads too) they lost going back to 1998 except one, not to mention the two WS losses in 95/97 and having the best record in 96. even under average clutchness they should have 3 in the last 30 years
>>144957412And AI mariners poster fan wasn't?>OMG DA MARINERS WON DAT BALLGAME BTW>OMG MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN>MY MARINERS WON THAT SERIES BTW
Remember the 14 words hermano
>>144957401Yes you have brown hands Ahmed. No need to state the obvious.
>>144957435Indians going to be conquered by my Spanish conquistadores Frairs at the world series heh
Peak WHITOID retardation. Feels good you guys are going extinct
>>144957441how are those kids doing in your countryhope they're staying un-unalived
brown women, especially the latinasare literally builtFor BWCThey pay money for our white sperm lol
associating teams with the racial makeup of a specific county or state is the dumbest shit. if you're actually a fan of a team, the last thing you're thinking about is what the average race is of your fellow fan. i hate every single one of you
>>144957337I don't care, fuck em. Fuck the NY teams too.Both LA and NYC are shitholes.>successful franchiseOk and? Are you jewish?
Which team is the iciest
>associating teams with the racial makeup of a specific county or state is the dumbest shitOn the other hand, objective realityamerica is made up of white states, brown states and some black states
Damn lmao now imagine the Somalians taking over Germany
Time to sleep, wage slaving at 7 am, but I'll make it to see my Chadres take care of business tonight. Love you guys, sleep well!
>>144957451>ouryou mean Danish sperm
>>144957470some people can't afford NW European sperm and must settle for american white sperm
>>144957272bruh the ending of this game was peak KBOno regrets watching it from 2 am to 6:15am
>>144957406Watch him end up being better than before. I mean, I thought King was going to clean up after how he did the last time against the Dodgers and after absolutely owning the Braves. These guys can be inconsistent, but when they lock in they get scary. Yu Darvish was pretty inconsistent when he came back and he ended up making Dodger Stadium go into a frenzy a couple days ago
>>144957481Hopefully it can be made affordable for all women across the worldi think it's a human right
>>144957492not that i am praying for cease's downfall, i would like the doyers to win. since he's never pitched on three days rest and allegedly says he feels fine, they need to rack up his pitch count.
>>144957495He's on three days rest, but he only pitched like 3 innings last time. I feel like you can get away with less rest in a case like that. And if he can pull off a win, then he basically gets a week off since the NLCS isn't until Sunday and he's probably going either 3rd or 4th, giving him over a week off.
Whitoids are dying out and it’s beautiful. White births are declining in mass
>>144957200Dubs and we get a Padres vs Royals Worlds EriesEvens is Padres win, odds Royals.
Title: The Dodgers' Remarkable ComebackScene 1: The Locker Room Post-Game 3INT. SAN DIEGO - DODGERS LOCKER ROOM - NIGHTThe atmosphere is tense. The Dodgers have just lost Game 3 to the Padres, and the players are sitting silently, looking dejected. Manager DAVE ROBERTS stands in the middle of the room, addressing the team.DAVE ROBERTS(voice firm, but encouraging)Alright, listen up, everyone. I know tonight's loss stings. We're down 2-1, but this series is far from over. We've faced adversity before, and we've come out stronger every time. Remember, it's not about how hard you get hit; it's about how you get back up.CLAYTON KERSHAW(looking determined)He's right. We've got the talent, the heart, and the drive to turn this around. We just need to focus on playing our game.MOOKIE BETTS(nods)We can't let this loss define us. We've got to come out swinging tomorrow, give it everything we've got.DAVE ROBERTS(exuding confidence)Exactly. Tomorrow's a bullpen game, and we need everyone to be ready. Dylan Cease is pitching on short rest, something he's never done before, but I believe in him and in all of you. Let's get some rest and come back stronger tomorrow.The team starts to rally, the energy in the room shifting from despair to determination.
>>144957551Scene 2: Game 4 Warm-UpEXT. PETCO PARK - DAYThe Dodgers are on the field, warming up for Game 4. The players are focused and determined. The camera pans to DYLAN CEASE, who is preparing to pitch.NARRATORThe Dodgers knew they had to bring their A-game to force a Game 5. Dylan Cease, pitching on short rest for the first time in his career, was ready to lead the charge.DYLAN CEASE(talking to himself)This is it. This is our chance to show what we're made of.Cease looks over to his teammates, who give him encouraging nods. The camera cuts to the Padres' dugout, where they look confident but wary.Scene 3: Game 4 - The Turning PointINT. PETCO PARK - NIGHTThe stadium is packed. The game is intense, with both teams playing their hearts out. The score is tied 3-3 in the 7th inning. The Dodgers' bullpen is holding strong, with ALEX VESIA and EVAN PHILLIPS delivering key outs.NARRATORIn a game where every pitch mattered, the Dodgers' bullpen delivered one of their best performances of the season, keeping the Padres' hitters off balance.The camera shows Phillips striking out a key Padres batter, and the Dodgers' dugout erupts in cheers. The momentum is shifting.Scene 4: The Big HitEXT. PETCO PARK - NIGHTIt's the top of the 8th inning. The Dodgers have a runner on second base. SHOHEI OHTANI steps up to the plate, looking determined.NARRATORWith the game on the line, Shohei Ohtani stepped up to the plate, ready to deliver.Ohtani swings and hits a deep fly ball to left field. The crowd holds its breath as the ball sails over the fence for a two-run homer. The Dodgers take a 5-3 lead.NARRATOROhtani's clutch home run gave the Dodgers the lead they needed. They held on to win Game 4, forcing a decisive Game 5.
>>144957551Roberts is the top to Kershit's bottom. It's so funny to me that the Dodgers can spend 300 billion dollars on a payroll and still misses the NLCS like???????? Ahahahahahaha
>>144957553Scene 5: Game 5 - The Final ShowdownINT. DODGER STADIUM - DAYThe Dodgers are back home for Game 5. The atmosphere is electric. YAMAMOTO is on the mound, ready to deliver a stellar performance.NARRATORBack at Dodger Stadium for Game 5, Yamamoto took the mound, determined to lead his team to victory.Yamamoto pitches a gem, striking out batters and keeping the Padres off the scoreboard. The Dodgers' offense, led by FREDDIE FREEMAN, WILL SMITH, and SHOHEI OHTANI, delivers key hits to build a solid lead.Scene 6: The Final OutEXT. DODGER STADIUM - NIGHTThe Dodgers are leading 4-1 in the 9th inning. The crowd is on its feet as Yamamoto faces the final batter.NARRATORWith the series on the line, Yamamoto dug deep, determined to secure the win for his team.Yamamoto throws a fastball for a strikeout, sealing the victory. The Dodgers celebrate on the field, the crowd roaring with approval.DAVE ROBERTS(yelling with joy)We did it! This is what Dodgers baseball is all about!NARRATORAgainst all odds, the Dodgers overcame a 2-1 series deficit to win Games 4 and 5, proving once again that they are a force to be reckoned with.The camera captures the players celebrating, the fans cheering, and the sense of triumph that fills Dodger Stadium.FADE OUT.END.
I’m not reading all that
>>144957564i will put it all in one easy to read image next time
>>144957564Good. It's Dodgers fanfic shit in-between jerkoff sessions>>144957566No. You need to add a Temple Run .gif so zoomers can pay attention.
>>144957568my bad how could i forget the subway surfers
>>144957557>Dave Roberts letting a starting pitcher stay in the game for 9 full inningsMost unbelievable part of an unbelievable series of posts.
>>144957594chatgpt isn't quite there yet
Machado is a fucking chimp
>>144957275Hank Williams Jr still has it.
>>144957642
Let's Go Mets!
only Shohei and Two have that dog in them
>>144957777>Get a grand slam>losethe only thing the dodgers got in them is CHADre cock after how bad they got FUCKED
>>144957208>>144957213>team of Mercenaries >keep selling all their young prospects>best player is a DH who can't play defense>no pitchers They don't have the dog in them.
>>144957841who expects the dh to play d?
>>144957557>DODGER STADIUM - NIGHT>the crowd is on is on its feet
>>144957363>HURTado>gets beatenPottery.
>>144957883
>>144957909cant answer the question?
>>144957481Some people get their jewelry from Tiffany or Cartier, others go to Costco and Walmart. We are mist definitely the latter.
>>144957669This picture is older than probably half the people here and yet I still laugh at it every single damn time
>>144957917>ask retarded question>don't get answer>cry about it
>>144957948seems you're too dumb to answer thenoh well
>>144957958>continues to cry about it
>>144957974but not too dumb to get extremely mad about being dumb it seems
Aaron Judge is a bum.
>>144957777Chad bat drop from Two Hernandez tbhdesu too bad they lost lmao
I'm seeing Dodgers fans whine and cry "ILLEGAL" about MaCHADo's big brain move from 1st to 2nd where he guessed where Freeman would try to throw from and adjusted his path to make it harder. Meanwhile I'm seeing Japanese accounts saying "This Machado guy is smart"
>>144958063It’s all one guy
>>144958008That's Aaron Judge in high school? There's no way this dude didn't take HGH or roids.
>>144958113>That's Aaron Judge in high school?no
Will Dylan Cease actually be able to pull off a series close off 3/4 days of rest?
>>144957979>he just keeps going
>>144958063I always thought having a foot on the grass was considered running out of the baseline but it only applies when avoiding a tag.
What is his problem?
>>144958161new glasses?
>>144958161All the Dodgers players want to be a hero, they all want to have their stand out playoffs moment and this is what Rojas thought would be his, running it down and then beaming to 1st for a double play. This is ultimately why the Dodgers won't win, selfish players and strategies. Though typically you would only see it on the offense from other teams, where every guy wants to be the dude who hits that game tying or lead taking home run that they forget to go for a base hit and always get out.
https://x.com/PatrickDailey/status/1843874842367652028Oh fuck I’m dying
Anyone got the webm of the ball hitting Machado's helmet?
cucktani signed up for 10 years of this top lel
I'm less worried about Cease after checking that he actually went into the almost complete game against the Astros after only 4 days of rest. 3 days of rest is a pretty small amount of time, but if he got into the Astros that badly after 4, I feel like he can probably pull something off with 3
>>144957404The Mariners don't need to win or even appear in a World Series to be better than the Dodgers. They already have something no LA team will ever possess--soul. Game 2 of the 2022 WC series alone has more soul than any game the Dodgers have played in the history of their franchise, and that's not even mentioning the 1995 ALDS--the greatest series in MLB history. Edgar's double is worth more than a million Mickey Mouse rings. Perhaps if the Dodgers had a moment even half as great as that, they wouldn't have had to leave Brooklyn and fuck off to the opposite side of the country. Imagining winning a WS and still relocating. If that's not a KWAB franchise, I don't know what is.
Kek Seethe you bitxh
