>>145064492JAX: Jags RB Travis Etienne "week-to-week" with hamstring injuryMIA: Dolphins ruled out Tua Tagovailoa for Week 7DAL: Jerry Jones: Cowboys won't change coaches despite 'very concerning' lossLV: Raiders' Crosby calls shove of assistant coach 'love push'TEN: Irate Calvin Ridley held without catch: 'Got to get ball'NE: Jerod Mayo said Patriots defense should ‘feel like crap’ after letting Drake Maye downPHI: Eagles' Nick Sirianni, sick of booing, jaws with fansLAC: Jim Harbaugh briefly left Sunday's win over Broncos due to irregular heartbeatNYG: Giants left tackle Andrew Thomas to get MRI on foot after rough showingDET: Lions edge rusher Aidan Hutchinson breaks leg in big win over CowboysCHI: Caleb Williams credits 'positive mindset' after four-TD performance in London win over Jags
>>145064492>he hasn’t apologized to Caleb Williams yet
>>145064492>PHI: Eagles' Nick Sirianni, sick of booing, jaws with fansHe's the perfect head coach for the Eagles
>>145064503I will apologize when he beats a team with a winning record
>>145064523No you won't, you'll just say JD and the commie were frauds all along.
So why did the Browns front office throw Baker to the wolves?
>>145064492They never did finish this checklist huh
>>145064541Cleveland gonna Cleveland
my packies are fraudulent but will make the playoffs anyway
GOAT Long SnapperDid your long snapper catch 2 TDs and 70 yards yesterday/nfl/? No? Huh, shame
>the patriots wasted the first five games of the season playing jascooby dooby doo instead of their top 3 draft pick, for no reason other than the completely bullshit myth that QBs need to sit for a year to be good like Brady and Mahomes as if they wouldn't have been as good as they were without it >they unironically could be leading the division if they just started Maye from training camp on
>Bills/Jets tonight Oh no
>>145064560>>they unironically could be leading the division if they just started Maye from training camp onI seriously doubt that
MY WIONS are going to btfo the fuck out of Darnold!! Hutch WHO?? Don't need him, we're getting CROSBY for a 4th rounder because that's just how ELITE our GM is.
/mlb/ here
Quinn Ewers will be a Steeler, Shedeur Sanders will be a Raider
>>145064469>the team with the better defense wins the superbowl basically every single year (only two times in the last 10 years that wasn't the case were the 2019 chiefs vs 49ers and 2017 patriots vs eagles)>last two superbowls have been nail biters ultimately decided by the defense coming through to give Mahomes a chance to win it>have games like Rams v Pats and Broncos v Panthers where the defense humiliated the other team that was known for their amazing offense >"durr defense overrated"
>>145064575mettiejetties?
>>145064575Go Dogers
>>145064480>>145064501>>145064515It happened fairly consistently until around 2005, and from then on it's been erratic. Easy to argue defense rank does not really matter any more.
>>145064575Doyers
>the rest of the league really let the eagles take two of the 3 best DBs in the draft (Wiggins being the 3rd, fwiw) without using a top 20 pickWhat a time to be alive.
The Saints need to draft Will Campbell or Emory Jones next year.
>WE'RE GONNA WIN IT FOR HUTCH!!!!If a team honestly needs to use something like this as motivation, they're ridiculously poorly coached. You should be at 100% effort in every single game.
>>145061321>Russ is a total fraud. Relied on one of the best RBs of all time and an elite defense plus oline.Football is a TEAM sport, you can't win with just one or two good players (unless you're the Chiefs and get refballed into the post season).There's no denying Stafford is (was at this point) a great QB but he spent 12 years on the Lions with pretty much no running game and no defense and despite all his talent, they still sucked.
>>145064570They beat Seattle and Miami with Maye in
>>145064604This pretty consistently shows the winner having a top 5 defense though, besides some very flukey weird owls like giants and ravens.
>>145064567Jets are finally going to stop meme spreading and run the ball. Hall and Braelon Allen will curb stomp the Razors.
>>145064632Didn't the Lions only have like 4 games with a 100 yard rusher in his entire tenure there?
>>145064521Are philthies all like "ay im walkin here" like jew yorkers?
Who's gonna pay Sam Darnold?
>>145064655More of a "woohoo we won let's eat horseshit to celebrate"
>>145064492>>145064521>Nick SirianniSo what he is not allowed to Fucking celebrate a hard fought victory!?
>Lions had because they’re liked by Reddit Cope, they are the most entertaining team to watch
>>145064604>ppgTerrible measure of defense and offense because of how schedule dependent it is
>>145064655No, they're hostile and evil.
>>145064642What? Since 2005, 11 out of 17 on that chart had worse than top-5 defense.
>>145064666What did the Lions have Satan?
Guys I was traveling for work yesterday and didn't get to see any games. How did my Cowboys do?
>Metlife Stadium opened in 2010>The Giants and Jets have not shared a winning season since it opened>Both teams have overall negative win percentage since going to Metlife, .420 for the Giants and .388 for the Jets>Giants are 53-62-1 at home and the Jets are 53-63 at home>Giants are 1-9 at home during prime time. Jets are 2-7 at home in prime time.>the last post-season success for the Jets and Giants were in 2010 and 11 respectively Did they build this place on Indian burial grounds or something? Both New Jersey teams have actually been awful since they left Giants stadium.
>>145064663That seems kind of pointless but so does tipping over cars like most other teams do.
>>145064664No
>>145064676
>>145064657raiders
>>145064557>GOAT Long SnapperAt the time of his retirement, he was the oldest active player in the NFL other than Tom Brady. Signed as an undrafted free agent in 2004 by the Baltimore Ravens before joining the Detroit Lions that same year. He is second in Lions franchise history in games played, only behind former teammate Jason Hanson. Muhlbach was the last remaining active member of the Lions infamous 2008 season, where they went 0–16.
>>145064657Whoever fails to tank but needs a QBSteelers is who I'm guessing will
>>145064688>no tuddiesBTFO in a single game by Kmet
>>145064512I like Tay
>>145064632>>145064653Lions offense rank points/yards2009 - 27/262010 - 15/17*2011 - 4/52012 - 17/32013 - 13/6*2014 - 22/192015 - 18/20*2016 - 20/212017 - 7/132018 - 25/242019 - 18/172020 - 20/20Lions defense rank points/yards2009 - 32/322010 - 19/21*2011 - 23/232012 - 27/132013 - 15/16*2014 - 3/22015 - 23/18*2016 - 13/182017 - 21/272018 - 16/102019 - 26/312020 - 32/32
>>145064671Philadelphia sports attracts the worst people.
>34 year old who still acts like she's 16It would drive me up a fucking wall
Rams
>>145064697>pff
>>145064692darnold isnt better than fields
>>145064676The Lions handed them their ass, it was the worst defeat for the Cowboys in 35 years.
>>145064732So
>he thinks da bears won't bootyblast his favorite team by 50
>>145064729Rams still control their own destiny. Must win against the Raiders though
>>145064740I don't think Darnold is very good but he is absolutely better than Fields.
>>145064741And yet the Lions had a worse day.
>>145064644Their offensive line run-blocking fucking sucks though. The bills are mid against the run but the jets offense is non-existent.
>>145064676About what I expected, maybe better.
>>145064743LOCK THE SHOWERS HES FEELIN ZESTY
Top tackle prospects for 2025
>>145064753running offense is non existent*
why doesnt new york just bulldoze all the shit thats on coney island and put a stadium there
At least my team is just young and going through growing pains instead of them being a bunch of veterans absolutely shitting the bed
shit MNF
>>145064492>Lions Vikings game to determine the king of the north>Bears and Packers both have a bye after blowout winsI'll see you in gamethread packer fans, godspeed and good shitposting
>>145064541>>145064548
>>145064748he's definitely not, he's a sub 7 ypa guy career. and fields is one of the better running qbs ever. you really think darnold is a better fit in that janky pitt passing offense than fields who can bust huge runs and throw deep balls? get real
>>145064759Gonna be a good draft for OLine, and fuck do a bunch of teams need it.Burrs better spent both R2 picks in a center and a guard.
>>145064767>why doesn't New York just murder 25,000 people and destroy everything I don't know but maybe that would be a good thing
>>145064749Losing Hutchinson really sucks, I'm thinking this Sunday's game vs the Vikings will define the Lions season but shit happens, football is a rough and tumble sport and sometimes you get fucked by random bad luck.
>>145064749Cowboys are probably still going to win the division, Lions have already won too many games for a good draft pick to replace goof or hutch.
How did the lions manage to get more annoying than the chiefs?
Is Terrion Arnold going to clothesline Justin Jefferson?
>>145064775The browns have been a trashcan since Windows 98 se
>>145064785They're not nearly as annoying as Chiefs fans. You're just mad them Boys lost
>>145064785>How did the lions manage to get more annoying than the chiefs?We've had to wait 67 years to be annoying.
>>145064794No lol
>>145064785Cowgirl hands typed this ^ post
>>145064775>rectangle cans for Democrat presidents>round cans for Republican presidents>Browns logo is roundTrump presidency confirmed
>>145064806Are you sure? Dude loves mugging receivers.
>>145064794Kerby Joseph is Detroit's dedicated murderball appreciator. Let's all hope he doesn't disappoint us.
>>145064767would be a nightmare to get to, also nyc doesn't have anything to do with the team at this point
>>145064821Kerby got absolutely mogged by Jefferson last time they met when he tried going for a dirty hit
>>145064785By clinging to a meaningless regular season victory, and declaring themselves super bowl champions because of it. Then continuing to chirp even after blowing a 17 point lead. Then continuing to chirp after having the worst draft class in the league. Then continuing to chirp when they lose the only defender they had worth anything. Then continuing to chirp after they got blown the fuck out by Darnold. Then continuing to chirp when they took 4th place in the North for the next 20 years
>>145064753Because Hackett/AR have demanded they run a spread shotgun formation every play. OL can't get moving downhill. Downing is an old school thumper who called plays for the Tits when Derrick Henry had 350 carries. They will commit to the run and Braelon Allen is twice as big as anyone on that shitty Bills run D.
>>145064804still more recent than a vikings championship kek
>>145064794Only if it's a pass beyond 30 yards
>>145064783>play like an unhinged axe murderer every single rep>get hurtThe TJ Watt disease
Why is it okay to call "shotgun" plays but not do finger guns?
shadeur sanders will be a bust
Did pac man Jones every officially retired? Lions could bring him back for one game to shoot Justin Jefferson and get ejected. Maybe they'll only get 80 dropped on them.
favorite murderball moments?
>>145064785just wait until we beat the niners
>>145064874He'll just sit behind Dak for 10 years and do nothing
>>145064849Technically not, in 1970 the vikings captures the NFL championship in its final season. They lost the superbowl but it was technically pre merger. Technically.
>>145064874Black Kirk Cousins
>>145064785Having it both ways.Years of repressed shit talking means they like to be confident and chirp when they win. When they lose, they're still the Same Ol Lions.
shitquon bustley
>>145064887not the highest level of professional play with the superb owl existing, sorry
>>145064898Loins haven't even won the conference since the Vikings have existed lol
>>145064920OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
>>145064849Vikings have been nfc champions 4 times. Your loser franchise has never even won one. The Vikings have won 4. Count them, 4. They have been NFC champions more times than your team has won playoff games since the merger. The last time your team won any kind of championship color tv didn't exist. Most people didn't even own tvs. Anyone that tuned into the game did so through a radio powered by fucking vacuum tubes. The microwave did not exist. Women couldn't vote. There was no vaccine for polio. People were beginning to hear about Elvis for the 1st time. Commercial jets were cutting edge technology, some being able to carry a whopping 40 people. Sputnik had just been launched months prior, manned space flight was still years away. Go ahead and tall shit though, it'll probably be the only chance in your lifetime to act like you have a real team before they go back to winning 5 games a season for another half a century.
>>145064920The Lions are 4-5 in Championship games.
>>145064945>all this copeNta but how many rings did they win again?
>>145064952>Invalid gets her wish after 12 years at home
>>145064723I would never do it myself but are you seriously going to say vomiting on a child on purpose at a sports game ISN'T hilarious?
>>145064952>Pre super bowl championshipsDon't. That's barely even legit when the packers try to brag about it, and it sure as shit isn't legit when you only have 4.
>>145064877Maybe not my favorite but I really like Tommy Tremble getting killed against the Burrs because he lowered his head and then HE gets the fine.https://youtu.be/oz7Itnx_S0A?si=N7ke4EZUhYD8Y3Yt
>>145064723the cop deserved it
>>145064743
>>145064898I agree
>>145064970>isn't legitHow many legit Championships do the Vikings have?
>>145064976He puked on the little girl, the cop merely got splashed 2nd hand.
>>145064743>Caleb fans uppity after feasting on shit teams after.future 0-6 division record
>>145064996The same amount.
>Lions fans talking about games their parents weren't even alive for
>>145065002sometimes righteousness uses the unworthy as its agent
society would be infinitely better if women couldn't vote. go bears!
>>145064503I’ll apologize if he quits being zesty
>>145064967I assume it has to involve euthanasia
>>145065016My parents went to the Championship game.
>SCREEN FOR A LOSS OF 2 YARDSFucking cut it out
My Niners aren't making the playoffs :(
>>145064492Siranni is hbox but without the winsif you know you know
>>145064969>Philly trash
>>145065072They're winning the division because the rest of your division is mega ass (cardinals) or even more injured than you (seahawks / rams)
>>145064580No way Ewers falls that far
>>145065095Steelers are losing every game for the next 3 years
>>145065010we'll see you domebabby fags in Chicago. might wanna bring a sweater.
Garrett Nussmeier is looking pretty good bros
>>145065010>thinks the Vikings and Lions will sweep the bearsThey didn't even sweep the bears last year
The Broncos have all the players for a good offense. Sean Payton must just be a fucking retard.
>>145065136He always had great RBs in New Orleans. Javonte Williams is complete ass.
why aren't you at work?
>>145065082Detroit, actually. I find their antics humorous though.
>>145065162I too am a puke fetishist from Detroit but I prefer scat, furry and altar boy rp.
>>145065134The Vikings with their starting QB playing have not lost to the bears since 2020, and haven't lost in Chicago with their starting QB since 2019
>>145065161It's based Columbus day, where we all reflect on how pathetic and inferior indigenous "people" are.
>shit shitshit
>>145065176Didn't ask.
>>145064492>players ask Sirianni to be more animated>he acts more animatedI'm not seeing the problem
>>145065218Shit scatcock
Skip losing his mind about the Cowboys being shit is starting to actually get boring
>>145065199Luckily for the bears the new vikings starter is a perennial backup
>>145065219No one asked you to talk about what gets your dick hard either but here you are.
>surely my favorite qb will be okay against the Bea- ACK
>>145065251I have a little disrespect for any football player who wears a visor and I don't know why
>>145065129his footwork and release look sharp, doesnt strike me as a modern star quarterback athletically tho
>>145064888That's offensive to Kirk Cousins
Bros....prayers up for Aiden. Even if you aren't religious, send some good vibes over for a quick recovery. Sh*t...we would have won if he didn't experience a career ending injury
>>145065120Kangz are one of the few dome teams that, since 2018, have an outdoor practice field they use to prepare for cold weather games.It's why their performance against outdoor teams late in the season has improved a lot in recent years
>>145065281football gods punished the Loins for doing that goofy OL bullshit running up the score.
>>145065263I always wanted a black visor so I could write reggin on the inside of it with soap so if someone was close enough they'd barely be able to read it.
>>145065275I genuinely think that's what he will settle into maybe a bit better or worse.
>>145065248Darnold has proven he is a solid game manager, which is really all the Vikings need with the weapons they have
Caleb Williams is a Stairmasterchad. Just like me, fr .
It's always been a Vikings/Packers division, and it's back to it after an outlier year
>>145064547Big Kerb didn't destroy the knee of anyone on the 49ers. A tactical error.
>>145064632I know you aren’t saying this>Relied on one of the best RBs of all timeMarshawn isn’t one of the greatest RBs of all time. Great RB but not the greatest. Some numbers for it>29th all time in rushing yards>17th in TDs>43rd in YPG>129th in YPCHis TDs are excellent and Priest Holmes is the only non HOF RB ahead of him on TDs. On yards Fred Taylor, Steven Jackson, Corey Dillon, Warwick Dunn, and Jamal Lewis all have more rushing yards. If you use total yards he’s 54th all time with those same guys above having more yards except Dillon and Lewis, but then Matt Forte surpasses Lynch. I think yards are a better metric of career production and impact than TDs for a RB.
>>145065304kirk is a hofer
>>145065287>Sam Darnold on the road in freezing Chicago vs the best defense in the league>he likes his chances
>>145065294>"We won 58-7, and they accused us of running up the score, but we didn't run up the score. They did."You're bitchmade anon, like a clown faggot, a tranny, a fraud, a non man.
>>145065324No he isn't. In what fucking world?
>>145065294Why didn't the football gods punish the Chiefs for ring around the rosies?
>>145065332The best defense in the league is in the NFCN, but it's not the bears
>>145065336ok not yet
>>145065340the football devils were more powerful that year
HUTCHY HUTCHY BREAKY BREAKYLEG BENDED CAREER ENDED!!!
>>145065340Refs>Gods
>>145065343>meme blitzing scheme to cover up lack of talentThe Bears actually have good players. Not one of the Kweenz starters could start for Chicago.
>>145065340God is a refs fan, without the Chiefs the refs job gets a lot harder.
>>145065010This. He’s looking way better but he’s had 2 good games against the Panthers and Jags who are both dogshit. Probably the worst 2 teams in the league. We’ll see if he can duel Daniels and the Redskins. Arguably the first good defense he’ll play is the packers.
>>145065348He would need a ring or at least a SB loss>the vikings are the #1 seed in the nflMeh there's a chance
What are your favorite football channels? Pic rel broke down Ben Johnson's offense recentlyhttps://youtu.be/KhIfXVRNz68
>>145064492Shit teams
>>145065200Tough talk when you're lionizing a complete retard like Columbus. Everyone told him Asia was too far away and he wouldn't make it with the supplies he had but his dumb ass was convinced the earth was significantly smaller. He and his entire crew would have died in the middle of the ocean if they hadn't gotten lucky that there was another continent they didn't know about half way to his destination.
Shannon Sharpe:>Idk how the bengals are gonna win games when they cant put points on the boardexcuse me?
>>145065365You have zero understanding of Flores scheme if you think it's just blitzing.Flores plays more cover 2 than any other defensive play caller in the league
>>145065222The media here needs something to talk about
>>145065377idk, hes top ten in passer rating with no signs of slowing down, he's going to accumulate a lot of yards going forward
>>145065200Italians are the true master race. If you don't have any wop DNA, then you are simply lesser.
>>145065324lol
>>145065394>everyone told him he was wrong>proved THEM wrong and became a legendSounds pretty fucking based to me.
Stroud Boys, check in
Reminder that Hutchinson is overrated. They should be fine without him.
>>145065409buon giornio di cristofo colombo
>>145065161I am, I'm "working" from home. Just finished making a panini and reheating some soup, I have about 30 more minutes to do and then I'll spend the next 3 hours watching dumb hot take merchants on YouTube.
>>145065426So cope it has to be bait.
>>145065365bears havent played a real offense
>>145065420He was still wrong though. He survived only because he got lucky.
>>145065402Burrow is a broken buck this seasonplus that blond hair dye makes him look like an absolute turbo faggot
>>145065407I honestly can't think of a hall of fame quarterback with no super bowl appearances.
>>145065315Pft the expansion team who had a good run in the 70s is getting uppity again.Tell me more about that NFL Championship season.>B-BUT THE LIONS HAVE 4 NFL CHAMPIONSHIP BANNERSYou're right because we ended the season with a victory. We didn't lose to the Chefs.Anyway This is a Lions-Bears-Packers division. No teams in the league have the HISTORYthe PRESTIGE We founded this league.We were playing the Bears in Championship games.For 5 decades the Packers, Lions and Bears dominated this league.If you want to stand with us then BEAT US!GO WIN A SUPER BOWL!THIS IS A DIVISION OF CHAMPIONS!WE LOOK DOWN ON YOU BECAUSE WE EXPECT GREATNESS FROM YOU!YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TEAM OF THE 70s TO CARRY ON OUR DOMINANCE!RECTIFY YOUR FAILURE AND BEAT US IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK SO BOLDLY!
>>145065404He bluff blitzes out of cover 2 and mixes in stunts. The Bears do the same shit and we do it better.
>>145065336he was on mvp pacerino last year
>>145065422>christfag with room-temperature IQMany such cases
>>145065442Philip Rivers fans will tell you otherwise
>>145065442phillip rivers in the future
>>145065443Buttlord
>>145065426>the guy who was outpacing everyone for dpoy by a mile and the only one doing anything on detroits defense is overrated Lol
>>145065435I'm not a lions fan, what am I supposed to be coping about?
>>145065404I remember reading someone on Reddit saying that the Vikings mostly play the most vanilla Tampa 2 that you can imagine but how they get there is impossible to wrap your mind around.
>>145065343I love this graph because every single week the Bears move closer to the right. Dread it. Run from it. The zest arrives all the same.
>>145065442mike vick
>>145065454*dips bedora*
>>145065443Yeah he makes a good point
>>1450654451. It's more than just bluffs 2. Bears clearly don't do it better, given the Vikings have more pressures, sacks, and interceptions per game against FAR better teams
Personally, the Tennessee Titans have been the most disappointing team in the league. They're the most talented and healthy 1 win team but have left so many games and Will Levis, who I had hope for, may be the worst starting QB except Deshaun Watson.
>>145065480Not in the HoF and Vick himself said that he didn't do enough to get in.
>>145065473That the dude with more sacks than everyone else on your team combined is out for the season and it's "no big deal" lol
>>145065442Dan Fouts and Warren Moon
>>145065492Name ONE starter on the Kweenz defense who could start for the Bears.
>>145065473You are, and you're coping. Losing the DPOY frontrunner on a team that may be the worst in the league defensively without him is a big deal.
>>145065478It will continue until the bears play an actual team in week 11Then they'll start going down and left every week lol
Jet :(
>>145065495eli manning shouldn't be in the HoF either
>>145065481True, christfags are the fedora tippers these days
>>145065442Marino, Tarketon, Moon, Chargers legend Dan Fouts, and there's probably a couple more. Maybe that guy who played for the Bills in the 90s.Kirk and Phil aren't making it though until they're ancient or dead.
>>145065507Van GinkelGreenard Pace JrCashman BynumSmith
>>145065493imagine doing these commercials and then having his current season.
>Dick Pissclit
>>145065521He said appearances, not wins
>>145065480>>145065460Not in the hall of fame, you're "he killed enough dogs/had enough children to be a HOF" argument doesn't put them in the hall>>145065454You called it
>>145065441broken bucks are the best qb's in the league? ok
>>145065493Oh shit was there a new stupid Levis pic this week?
>>145065466>>145065501>>145065510Meh. He got some sacks but he's not that good.
>>145065524>van GinkelWe have our own Jack Sanborn named Jack San born and he's a bubble tier roster spot
>>145065507Basically every single one except their corners and dlineVikings have better outside and inside linebackers, and better safeties.
>>145065547What Hellman's Mayonnaise does to a motherfucker
>>145065524>Ginkel>a starI know him as a decent player ffrom the Dolphins and that pick6 on Rodgers was great but that's a bit of a reach to call him a "star"
>>145065540They had appearances? I had no idea. Nobody remembers 2nd place afterall.
Inferior little brown boys like me were meant to suck on Joe burrows big White cock UwU
>True, christfags are the fedora tippers these days
>>145065541im not the vick guy, phil is getting in. cousins isnt phil tho, maybe youre right about the superbowl
>>145065548>An edge rusher leading in every stat that determines an effective edge rusher? I, a ball knower, don't think he's all that good.
>>145065567Same but I'm white and I'll suck any cock. Definitely inferior, go lions.
>>145065565>Nobody remembers 2nd placeThen why are the bills a laughing stock?
>>145065537Maybe he can play Glen Powell's brother in movies after his rookie contract is up
>>145065524>Van Kinkel/Greenard over Sweat>Pace/Cashman over T.J. Edwards/Edmunds>Bynum over Byard>Harrison Smith over Jaquon BriskerLMAO. Kween fans high on their own supply.
>>145065578Let him have his fun, he's a simple dullard. Surprised he can actually read and write those posts.
>>145065555>3 sacks and 2 pick sixes in 5 games>not that goodLol
>>145065521Marino/TarkentonFran lost 3 super bowls, Marino 1>Fouts and MoonFair and Warren Moon was based
>>145065589Who? Like Belichick and O'Brien?
>>145065524>>145065599Wait what the fuck? Harrison Smith is STILL ON THE VIKINGS? Is that dude 40?
>>145065556You are fucking kidding yourself if you think the Vikes LBs are better than T.J. Edwards and Tremaine Edmunds. They have literally been elite for a full season+ now. Also Sanborn is a great 3rd LB that we barely even use because our nickel CB is so elite on blitzes and vs the run.
>1st in NY/A>3rd in rating >7th in yardsWhere does the meme that Lamar Jackson isn't an elite passer come from? Is it just because he's black?
>>145065603OMG five good games? Put him in the hall, he's the Peyton hillis of linebackers!?!?
>>145065611How could you possibly lose 3 superbowls? Seems impossible, like you'd have to be a special kind of bad.
>>145065599>Van Kinkel/Greenard over SweatYes, they both have more pressures and sacks >Pace/Cashman over T.J. Edwards/EdmundsThis isn't even a contest. Pace right now is playing like a top 5 inside linebacker in the league>bynum over byard Byard has slowed down. Bynum has passed him >Harrison Smith over Jaquon BriskerAre you shitposting?Smith is a future HOFer and he's still playing like one
>Josh Allen hasn't thrown an interception this season Is this actually true? I feel like I'm being gaslit.
>>145065640he cant make certain passes. thats why he always gets exposed in the playoffs. you'll see it again this year when a team gameplans to take away tight ends in the middle. Better hope Henry can carry him
>>145065661Gaslighting doesn't exist. It's never existed. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>145065640His playoff appearances. He's won 2 regular season championships so far.
Harrison Smith is fucking ass
>>145065650Watch a Vikings game He's absolutely dominant every down. There's a reason Flores drafted him and there's a reason he picked him up. His decline on the dolphins was entirely coaching related, because he's a high football IQ player, and those thrive with Flores.
>>145065655>absolute brainrot from the September front runner domebabbys Wouldn't have it any other way!
>>145065671kek
>it's another nfcs team gets a pity lombardi after a devastating hurricane episodeit's all so tiresome
>harrison smith is a future hall of f-
>>145065661A shocker for sure
>>145065675Which as we all know is gay even if that ass is attached to a biological woman
>>145065654The vikings are a special of special, like a short bus that is so short you'd think it was a geo metro
>>145065710>the vikings had the best safety tandem in the lea-
>>145065710Kek
>>145065687Okay if you can name two teams the bears have beaten with a winning record in the last 2 years, a full 730 calendar days, I'll concede that Eberflus coaches a good defense.
>>145065737The vikings and lions
>>145065721Surely one of their greats wouldn't run a fumble back the wrong way
>>145065710>OH N-kek
>>145065730I dont believe this is true. And if it is, she is obviously just a funnel for eventual propaganda. If she actually said that, thats how she gets male fans. Specifically brown male fans
>>145065750I've driven on the Jim Marshall memorial highway
>>145065710>>145065726>game from over a year ago
>>145065747Vikings didn't have a winning record last yearSurely you can find another one right?Eberflus's record against good teams can't be THAT bad, right?
>>145065730>mid white woman>known for blowjobs or something>giving football takesI don't listen to Pam Oliver's football takes or any woman. What is wrong with the zoomies? Does she seem achievable? I'm no Don jaun dedickslinger but I pulled better looking broads during my bachelor days. What is going on? Why do you follow her?
>>145065783Move the goal posts some more buddy but yeah in the last two years of tanking the bears didn't win a lot. But they aren't tanking anymore and it makes you like soooo scared lol.
>Cowboys and Eagles fans radio silent>NFC North fans have taken over their shitposting duties
Game state has a lot to do with this (teams with the lead run more, teams playing catch-up run less), but it's a still an interesting chart.The Cowboys are so bad lel
>>145065821>calling 2023 a tank yearLmao how quick the revisionist history comes inMaybe someday you'll have a decent HC
>>145065783What does a vikings fan care about winning records? It's not like you guys ever do shit with winning records. Win 15 games; no ringsWin 3 games; no ringsWhat's the difference?
>>145065783>Eberflus's recordThe defense has been good and is now great with Flus. What's his record when he wasn't depending on Luke Getsy and Justin Fields to score points?
>>1450658554-2
What happened to the Eagles? I remember them being a powerhouse a couple of years ago
>>145065867See OP, he's literally retarded
What the fuck is a Redblack?
>>145065838>then he did move the goal posts some more
>>145065867They're still good but their coach seems to hold them back. I would be surprised if they didn't win at least 1 playoff game though.
If bears fans put the energy they put into being mad their team can't beat good teams into shitting on their DEI mayor maybe their new stadium plans wouldn't have gotten tossed into their sewage green river
The most soulful division in the NFL and it isn't close.
>>145065828:)
Hey you Fucking Bears this week! Enjoy your bye because the Commanders are going to absolutely WRECK you the following week!
Which division rival does >your team own the most?For >my Eagles it's the Giants:>35-15 (.700) in their last 50 matchups>16-4 (.800) in their last 20 matchups>three straight wins in playoff games
>>145065867They still are. They'd unironically be 5-0 or 4-1 at worst if AJ Brown hadn't gotten hurt after week 1.
>>145065807You're posting this on a site that lionized fucking Boxxy. It's nothing new
>>145065807it's a meme anon
>>145065923You're right but it's pretty close with our afc cousins
>>145065923Not even the most soulful division in its own conference
>>145065943I don't know if they really count as a rival if it's two free wins every year
>>145065957Is you trollin?
>>145065943My division>VikingsOur bitch >Lions>80-43-2, 64% win rate, the most lopsided division rivalry in the nfl
>>145065957Yeah but boxxxy was hot
>>145065991And their fans actually think they have a chance at beating the vikings lmao
>>145065867they are only pretending to be bad
>>145065993kek
>>145065993
>>145065993Lol retard
>>145066013That's a man
>>145065993nevar change /b/
>>145066020Sorry is picrel more your style
>>145065943Chiefs have been spanking everybody in the AFCW since Reid and Smeth showed up like 10 years ago
>>145065987>Vikings record against Detroit since 2011 with Kirk Cousins8-2>Vikings record against Detroit since 2011 without Kirk Cousins6-9Makes me think
>>145066034I love that dude. "If he dies he dies." Lmao that heman movie was trash but I still watched ot like 20 times.
>PHI: Eagles' Nick Sirianni, sick of booing, jaws with fansBig Dick Nick II
>the Giants' defense made Burrow look like Justin FieldsHow? Their D-line is good but their secondary is shit.
>>145066034>Guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
>>145066034I didn't realize King of Bitches 3 came out, let alone 4.
>>145065961Yea but they all suck this year and da NFC Norf is the best division in football.
>>145065961>The entitled 4+ rings franchise with a penchant for hating Dallas fans while acting exactly like themActing like a model franchise is socially acceptable when you are one
>>145066053Not really hard to figure out why when you look at who was starting those games The best two QBs besides Kirk were Bradford and Teddy. The rest were backups, or in Ponder's case, a giga bust.
>>145066073Deonte Banks is a pretty good young #1 CB
>>145066068>sick of booing, jaws with fansPeople are painting it as if it's some big dramatic thing and he was actually mad or something but that's bullshit. It was just banter and he was playing it up for effect. Another nothingburger of a story pushed by our deranged sports media.
>>145066073>Their D-line is goodall you need
>>145066087>Cowboys >being a model franchise in the cap era when Jerry couldn't just buy rings anymore
>>145066073a great d-line is all you need
>>145066066He's in a fan duel commercial right now.
Incredibly ugly chart
20+ years of this shit.Its come to the point where its a strange type of relief and comfort the comes over me when my teams season is over in October.My struggle is over. I can rest now, can you? Try not to be to jealous /nfl/.
>>145066124Ugly chart for and ugly man. An ugly, short man.
>>145065730she's right you know
>>145066073Some famous football person once said the best coverage is a great pass rush
>>145066073>Their D-line is good but their secondary is shit.a good DL makes life a lot easier on a mid secondary. weirdly, the giants have given up over 20 points in only two games this year. shane bowen might be legit
>>145066179I want to have sex with these undead whores
>>145066124Aside from that one disaster of a quarter, Bakey was cooking. Chris Godwin and Bucky Irving (looking like a steal btw) played out of their minds too. I can't even be mad, the Bucs are good.
>>145066185Me too but only if they were actually dead.
Ahem.That will be 2 first round picks for Max Crosby, Detroit.Make the call Mr. Campbell.
>>145066247How about a handjob and a ham sandwich? Best I can offer.
>>145066087>actually we want to be more like the cowboysYeah that's what the text said
>>145066113Good thing he's not talking about the Cowboys then dummy
>>1450662671 First round, 2 seconds, and you give us Goof.
>>145066276
Every team's last 100 games
>>145065313LEVEL 20??!! that's the highest one!
>>145066296Retard
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>>145066306That's not the only place he's at the top.
>>145066311How's the view from Mt stupid anon?
Buffalo bills are playing the New York jets tonight
It's hilarious watching degenerates complain on twitter about Gibbs not getting touches over D-Mo. Going as far as to call him the Lions' best offensive weapon. It's exceedingly obvious that they placed a bet that isn't going to pay out.
>>145066331>Valley of despairJust like my Raiders
>>145066247Why would the Lions do that when they can probably get Miles Garrett for a single 1st rd pick and for less money? The Browns are even more fucked than the Raiders are.
>>145066335Nah you are
>>145066344>AHHHHH MY FANTASY TEAM AND MY PARLAYS AND SPORTS GAMBLING WTF??????????????????????????New age sports "fans", discourse and the actual product don't feel real anymore
>>145066335Actually the jets are from new jersey >but honestlyThis is an NFCN general now with an occasional eagles fan
>>145066331>>145066358Not sure why you'd call it that, knowing just how much you don't know is a great feeling, it gives you clear goals and enough knowledge to create a plan.
>>145066284Peck on the cheek and some trail mix. Final offer.
>>145066344I like Gibbs but he's not even the best rb on his own team. He just isn't. Montgomery is a fucking bulldozer.
>>145066344>>145066396I'm still seething the Bears let Monty walk, now we're paying Swift just as much money and he's not even as good.
>>145066361Browns wont even entertain the idea of trading Garret. Cleveland is retarded, but they have a decent roster outside of DeRape. Flacco proved that last year.Raiders arnt just a dumpster fire, they are the scummy sludge under the dumpster fire.
>>145066432Because we wanted to tank and Monty would have won us games. Roquan as well.
>>145066335good post
Anyone here play Splatoon 3? Rainmaker and Clam Blitz always remind me of football.
>>145066391Okay, hear me out.2 first rounds for crosby. We can throw in Adams but you have to suck us all off and YOU MUST SWALLOW. Not negotiable
>>145066440>Browns wont even entertain the idea of trading Garret.Anon, you say that but>Cleveland is retardedRight there.Give them a 1st and a 3rd and they'd do it. They aren't winning shit with peanut merchant and they're stuck in this hell whether they like it or not.
>>145066386Holy sweater weather IQ. Do you not see the x Axis that indicates confidence? Are you doing a dunning Kruger about a dunning Kruger infograph? Holy sweet Jesus.
>>145066474They will give 2 first rounds because Crosby is a white man, and the allure of two elite white pass rushers next year is too tempting to pass up.
soon
>>145066474garrett is a brown for life just like thomas was. there are a few certain players you never trade unless they ask for it god damn "people" like you are dumb
>>145066396D-Mo really feels like he found a new gear behind that O-line. Instead of fighting for 4 yards, he's getting 4 yards, and then starting the fight. Gibbs has some power too, but he's definitely the speed guy. They're just so good at complementing each other.
>>145066486Kek
>>145066335I want Allen to make Gayron cry
Bryce young is going to become a professional BWC cock hole after his failed career. Why did they honestly think a blk boy could be QB despite his inferior IQ and his frail blk boy sissy body?
>>145066466Firm handshake and a breath mint. Trust me, everyone comes out ahead here.
>>145066499>garrett is a brown for lifeWhat the hell did he do to deserve that? No one wants to be a Brown.
>YEAAAAAH HERE WE GO>*throws pick*
So the only thing that can save the Browns is drafting a franchise quarterback. Something they've been unable to do for the last 25 years.
>>145066440>they have a decent rosterno they don't lol
>>145066538>blk boy QBKek, why do they even try?
>>145066538Stop making fun of him!
>>145066497>Entire division is one loss away from the RasmLmao
>>1450664962 elite white pass rushers from Michigan no less.Still won't happen though. Crosby's contract is too restrictive.
Being tackled by an NFL player has to fucking hurt. Wonder how RBs who have to run up the gut handle that shit.
>>145066540would do them wonders someday to have a non garbage receiving corp. they're just as bad at that>but muh Amari Cooper>Jarvis Landry>Josh Gordon one yearkek just as pathetic as their QB history
>Tom Brady expected to have prominent voice with RaidersSave this franchise Brady pls
did you know that jimmy haslam was once a partial owner of the steelers?
>>145066497I dont think so
>>145066600not just that he had to give it up to own the browns
>>145066538Are Brian Branch and Kerby Joseph a top 5 safety duo in the league?
>>145066599Great players most likely turn out to be shit executives
>>145066540They drafted bakerxda8s
>>145066538>Pick Sixscott
>>145066622Meh for every Jordan you have a Jerry West
>>145066553Retard alert
Reality has a pro-Mahomes bias
>>145066522BWC is a myth
>>145066440>they [browns] have a decent rosterlel wot?
>>145066659Tell that to my bussy
>Lions had no depth for their pass rush unit >the solution they thought of was Marcus DavenportLOLThat's just shitty GMing by Holmes
>>145066538>Shit Shitshit
>>145066520Allen will be on concussion watch yet again meanwhile the Nyets will finally find Rodgers the right drugs and the offense will roll
>>145066618Yes, especially if your most highly rated stats for Safeties are INTs and exploded opponent kneecaps.
>>145066671yeah when i think of shitty GMs Brad Holmes is definitely at the top of my list
>>145066659It exists, they just suck at using them.
>>145066671>Draft 2 corners in the first 2 rounds>Sign 3 corners in FA>Secondary is still hot garbage>Will panic spend 3 first rounders getting a washed Maxx Crosby into a Lions uniformThat's GM of the Year, Brad Holmes, to you, son.
>>145066621any middle infielders over 6-0 in the mlb except a few of the slow bitch 2nd basemen would light this shit league up. wait until boat raft spics and NFL executives figure it out(they won't)
>>145066707word
>>145066520jared allen retired like a decade ago bro he's not gonna be there
>>145066701I mean the lions have had 2 winning seasons one missing the playoffs and the other in a historic down year for the NFC I wouldn't exactly call that fraud good either
>>145066664Cooper, Jeudy, chubb with the 3rd best offensive line in the NFLDefense has a pass rush and is ranked 13th overall, with the number 1 ranked secondary. Decoom Rapeson is the only problem. FlaccGOD off his couch showed everyone that last year
>>145066667Cute blk boy
Honorary white man Jameis Winston instantly turns thy Browns into a playoff team.
>>145066520Aaron thinks Josh Allen is a very attractive man
>>145066651relied on gimmick defense that got figured out and needed 2 turnovers either scoring or setting up scores every game last year. wasn't sustainable. it's been a shiny veneer (garrett, ward, chubb) covering up rotted teeth(miserable depth, bad receivers, interior defense) for 4 years now
>>145066621>if my race does stuff than essentially I did that stuffFuck off no guns
>>145065943Dolphins still have the edge in the overall series, 62-59-1, but most of that comes from the 70s when the Dolphins were a phenomenal expansion team under Don Shula and they swept the Bills ten straight years. My dad in college almost severed his achilles on a broken beer stein because of one of those games. Since the 90's though, the Bills have lead the series 46-28. This includes being 4-1 against the Dolphins in the post-season, which I feel like may be a record.
>>145066727i'm sure you heavily criticized the hockenson and swift trades too
>>145066733>jeudyJeudy fucking sucks
>>145066765>bad receiversYou have two first round picks, that are well above average. Flacco lit it up with the team last year and the receiving core seemed fine then even without jeudy. Stop making excuses for a rapey meme QB
>Kershaw and Stafford will retire in LA:(
>>145066761The Browns aren't truly ready to eat a W
>>145066707Are you a cute blk boy who's unsatisfied with your previous BWC experiences?Wya cutie? Trust me I know how to use mine.
>>145066768Cuckservatives will say stuff like this but never to black people despite all of them thinking this way.
>>145066813>gay>AustralianI guess I didn't even have to say "gay"
>>145066791flacco got into trouble all the time throwing to bums like Cedric Tillman who got bullied on their routes like geeks
>>145066733>>145066790>Jerry Jeudyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcmfqJn4wcs
>>145066827Stop larping as a culture warrior when you live in Canberra or some shit faggot.
>>145066833Could have just said former tripfag
>>145066833Fucking cute sissy blk boys is not gay, blk boys are not men and it was never considered gay to fuck them historically.
>>145066836Based Steve Smith. Fuck that bitch nigger Jeudy.
>>145066836This is what happens to a man when Chef Russ is the one cooking supper
>>145066906>Fucking cute sissy blk boys is not gay, blk boys are not men and it was never considered gay to fuck them historically
>>145066836kek
>>145066931Fuck you trump boy you vote against your own interest
>>145066701When you try to address one of the biggest flaws of your defense with the most injury prone player in nfl history that's called shitty GMingThe Lions were one bad Hutch injury away from their pass rush disappearing, and now look what happenedThe worst thing is there's really only one player that could maybe replace him, and it will cost 3 1st round picks (if the raiders are even open to it)
>>145066965Typical jew going after liberals for your daddy trump.
>>145066922Don't blame Mr. Unlimited for all those drops
how do you heal a broken leg? do they weld the bones back together?
>>145066965>You gotta have some racial pride lil bro.
>>145066992they put a lot of screws
>>145066992Weld it with semen
>>145066931little Alpha legend roasting hapless nerd millennial grandpas itt
>>145067048Shalom
>>145067011Hahaha you look like a Child on steroids I could beat your face in lil bro lol
>>145067048You are not living up to your country's reputation for banter.
>>145067048Based and buck pilled
>>145067070No he's top dead center for Australia
>>145066977>there's really only one player that could maybe replace him, and it will cost 3 1st round picks (if the raiders are even open to it)The Browns and Bungles are both toast. Hendrickson or Garrett > Crosby. Also they're two of the only teams as retarded as the Raiders.
>>145067048They what my Lions friend used to do for booboos. Like if someone got tennis elbow from jerking everyone off too much we'd jerk off on their elbow to heal it. Sometimes it would take months of beating off on someone to heal them but we have nothing to do from january to September anyways.
>>145066991I absolutely will when hes trying to throw passes with the ball coated in his All New, Spicy Dangerwich™ Subway© Sauce.
>>145066836Nobody has ever had more DAWG in him than Steve Smith.Also what the fuck even is Jeudy? This dude has 3000 yards and 12 TDs in 4 seasons? How can you be that bad as a top 15 WR pick?
>>145067048I've looked into this. It checks out.
>>145067088Oh and masterbating in someone to heal them isn't gay, it's only gay if you get sexual pleasure from it. Which I did. I'm a huge faggot, fuck cowboy, go lion
>>14506709011 tds. His 12th was this season, which is his 5th. So 11 tds in 4 years.tl;dr Jeudy a shit
i like the gimmick change eric
>>145067087If the Lions were going to get a pass rusher, they would have done it after Davenport predictably went down. Holmes is too horny for first round picks to make any splash trades
>>145067089this game was so bad it was kino
>>145067089Minor upgrade from Tua at bamapic unrelated
>>145067089>6-9 4th quarter gameI can feel al michaels disgust
>>145067070Aussies have fallen off hard in recent years
>>145067124>Holmes is too horny for first round picks to make any splash tradesHe's probably not going to have a choice anymore. Ownership and the coaching staff are going to tell him to go get someone.It's easier to not do so when you have one guy on pace for like 25 sacks but that ships has sailed. They lost Barnes for the season too, didn't they? That was their best pass rushing lb.
>>145067140They must have locked up and/or killed the good ones during covid. RIP.
Redskins vs Panthers, is it worth picking up a ticket for $80? Are they two of the worst teams? The only NFL team I know is the Jets as I bought a hat of theirs, it was the only hat that was half price at the store.
>>145067132What brothers are more insufferable:The Diggs brothers with their unearned arrogance and entitlement?Or The Kelce Brothers for being insanely obnoxious, and pure distilled reddit?
>>145067135I am white but my semen is super weak now(thanks for noticing) from curse from voting against my own economic interests, it's like mystical herpes because it doesn't go away. Now it takes a family of 2 to provide enough semen like the great recessi9n of dicks
>>145067161Barnes could be back late in the season, but yeah, he was a big loss too. Thankfully there was some LB depth to make up for that particular loss.
>>145067140Well an anon called him a no guns, which is accurate, and then he decided to sperg out interracial pedo fantasies. I guess don't bring up the reality of no guns to ausies, their sunbaked minds can't handle it.
>>145067174The white ones
>>145067171Panthers are a hilarious abomination but the Racists are actually winning games this year. I'd go.
>>145067171Redskins look like they have a legit offense so they can move the ball and score.Panturds are a completely helpless franchise. 80 bucks is hard to beat for tickets though.
>>145066432He wanted to leave
>>145067227No he didn't, he loved the bears for drafting him
>JJ Watt mocked Lions fans today.When asked if he'd please come out of retirement to prevent their last contending season from being a wash, Watt replied >KEK nah I'm retired you dumb faggots, enjoy the wild card playoff exit LMAOHonestly I think it was a bit extreme of him
>>145067242Based JJ being a straight shooter as usual.
Good videohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=fK5k_4_HUvE
>>145067242They deserve worse.
>>145067242remember he's from Wisconsion and is a Packers fan.
>So you're saying that the roster is old and not that talented and we have very little depth while being 80 million dollars over the salary cap for next season?>LET'S KEEP KICKING THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD, BABY!
Damn, he broke both?
>>145067227>wanting to leave the bearsDavid Montgomery confirmed as a man of taste.
>>145067223Panthers had tickets on game day last year for like 20 bucks lol
>>145067242>enjoy the wildcard playoff exitSomeone post the list of teams that have played in a conference championship
>>145067124Melifonwu might be a chip to play. I know the safety depth is good to have, but he could be enough to go from needing 3 first rounders to only 2, and something like a 4th rounder.
>>145067283Did you see the injury, he amputated his foot without puncturing the skin
>>145067287>20 bucksNo wonder Big Tepp is throwing drinks and spitting on fans.
blk boys love that police BWC
>>145067283at least his career isn't fully over I guess.
>>145067317Shant be clicking that webm
>>145067333Wow that's gay
>>145067338Why would it have been? Just a broken leg.
>>145067317full on garry's mod
>>145067338Yeah, now he's just going to be on a mid Lions team for his whole career now that their window is closed.
>>145067356>>145067356>>145067356
>>145067338EhhhhhhHe's probably never gonna be the same.
>>145067374Yeah, he's definitely going to be worse than Trayvon and Thibodeaux now. I guess the Jags did their homework after all...
>>145067357Reminds me of this lol
>>145067277I'm so tired of this stupid motherfucker. What does his dumb ass even have planned in the long run for this team? Are you really content with trotting out a geriatric roster with no depth every year and winning 7-9 games? You dumb fucking piece of shit, you should have blown up the roster years ago, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you to be doing this to my fucking team you faggot asshole.
>>145065640>stacked box>opens up throwing lanesHe’s not a bad passer but if you keep him in the pocket and force them to throw he crumbles. It’s how the Steelers kept beating the ravens the last few years despite the ravens being the better team
>>145064512I would eat her shit.
>>145064679The ghost of Jimmy Hoffa.
>>145065443>NFL champions 1969Bullshit.They lost the Superbowl 23-7 that year. Kek
