>nz tour of indiaIndia 46 & 462New Zealand 402 & 0/0>eng tour of pakistan3 test series drawn at 1 - 1third and final test Thu, 24 Oct @ RawalpindiAustralian Summer of cricket kicking off in the beginning of November
first for ellyse perry
>>145144876never rated her desu senpai
same.
same
>>145144887she choncked up, and unsurprisingly lezzed out.
Get some sleep pozzies
>>145144941she's a beauty. grey almond eyes, blonde thick hair, 5'10. proper baby maker
>>145145050>tattoos>boar-like visageyeah I'm good thanks
>>145145159
>>145145050>>145145201pfwoar what an athlete
probably in the minority to think she's hot as fuck. could punch holes in the in drywall with the best of them
Won a regatta today lads
>>145145317same
it's literally 'everyone wins a regatta day' today you spastic. how didn't you know this?
https://youtu.be/_Gwth0jfdfc?si=yEGonXMTSzkR9hFALove the Welsh accent me
>>145146288 based the track everyone skips
pls come back zachy
>>145145001I wear this hat and I look like this
>>145145201>>145145050Utter travesty. Hindu /strongseed/ would have saved her
>>145146633zachy has run away from home after big brother came back for the summer
Incredible the spawning ability of Hamas 'command centres'
>>145149454zachy?
Do not go gentle
this ones for you zachywherever you may be i hope you are safe https://youtu.be/3T5hiI6nTbw?si=bocgRlXBhkKTsdOv
>>145146633I hold my hand up... I bullied him out by constantly bringing up his toothpick armsthat broke him (I'm sure the bard freethinker truthy didn't help either)
Mullti Millionaire uncle keeps sending me black and white pics of basil as if he's like tish or somethingA white working class woman taking pictures of inner estate Middleborough Really doesn't work if you are a property tarq taking pictures of a tarq dog Luckily he will never ever read this so my inheritance is safe
wherever you're z, take care dingus
maybe he passed away attempting a v5¿ thoughts, fellas¿
>>145145201>>145145050yeah, nah that's not are Ellyse
i don't know sebbo lad all i know is that i feel like pure shit without him
I'm just here to laugh at micksperg and his mates getting cucked lmao
>>145152244who, wats his name fella¿
Wherever truth, love and laughter abide I am there in spirit
https://youtu.be/9LLnqgsXDo8?si=R554aeKM_1YNdrjNlistening to this banger rip that cute russian lady that died singing it and fell down a hole
https://x.com/VivekGRamaswamy/status/1846368294913114529
never clicking your shitter links and yfo. ty
are the kiwis actually gonna lose?
Literally me
Bumrah, Do not redeem our wickets!!!
>>145155379z-zachy my dear boro? you are back?
won the sailingwon the cricketfuck we're an incredible sporting nation
New Zealand may win the game of cricket but they most certainly haven't won the hearts and minds of cricketing fans
I think you'll find that win or lose, we are actually everyone's favourite team
>>145155816it's not him. I bullied him out
You will never be relevant you fat neek The KING is alive
New Zealand are too niceThey need to learn to not let off the throat.I bet you they came out of the dressing rooms after their first innings also thinking it was gonna be a piece of piss to bowl India out so didn't even try
>>145144842I love Sarah Lynn Gadon
>>145149454
>>145157503no you don't, no one does
This is gonna be a tense finish. The test match, I mean.
won't be watching when today's play starts (you should all know why)but i'll tune in if we get within 20-30 runs and still have at least 4 wickets remaining
I hope NZ win today and beat those shit indian cunts. Sarfaraz is cool though...
its not physically possible for an indian to be cooldo not @ me
>>145160898Sarah Lynn Gadon is cooler
>>145162081I think, at best, they can be weird funny cool, like McLovin
international test cricket lacks an end goal or big tournament. Something so a team can say "we have done it, we are officially the best test team in the world". As it is you win a tour and you only get "we are better than country x for at least a year". Imagine instead you can say "okay we won that tour now if we can beat england in the next tour we will go top of the table and we are a big chance to win the cricket premiership this year. Or maybe a test cricketworld cup where instead of being played over a fortnite its played over 4 years and the two best teams play a tour against each other and the winner becomes the world champ.
>>145162341Cricket is for the development and expression of civilized virtues.
>>145162341Australia already had the big thing to show they were the best team in the worldIt was Australia vs World XI in a test matchAustralia and the Windies are the only nation's to have ever been that dominant but with the Windies you could make the argument that teams back their glory days were pretty shite. Australia in 90's and early 2000's were competing against the best teams some nations had up to that point and still is the best era some nations had
>i have to know who is le bestthis isn't midwitball, grow up
>>145162500Adding onto this, Australia of time period was the complete packageElite bowlingElite battingElite fielding At most other nations could only barely fulfil two of those
2021 black caps would've beaten the 2003 australian team
>>145162577Elite honestyElite Mateship
>>145162524as it is there is no reason to watch any game that doesn't have your country in it. Imagine if Australia and india were competing for 1st and 2nd in points, then there would be considerably more interest in an india v nz test to see if nz can take points off india.
>>145162599boult and williamson would've been the only two with a shot of making the 2003 aus wider squad
@145162081Rachin Ravindra would like a word
if we can beat india without kane, imagine what we could do with him
>>145164802Lose is what id imagineYour batting is fine enough, it isnyour bowling that is shiteYou lot get too cocky way too quickly and then shit the bed
yeah and kane is unironically a better bowler than half of our current attack, so we'd improve with him (if he started bowling again, which he should)
Redpill me on the enigma that is Glenn Phillips. He looks like he's good but he's not. What gives?
his name is glunn phullups
>>145165319It's a matter of perspective, you should stop comparing him to non-nz playersWhen you only compare him to other black caps, he IS good
>>145165407I call him Glenn Phillip. And then he goes:>errrm actually mate its Phillips, with an 'S'I then inform him that he is wrong, laugh, and walk away.
>>145165413Yah, I keep comparing him to Glen Philip, the great person of note.
>>145165319he has the potential to be the best T20 player in the world but is failing to live up to said potentialno doubt the best fielder in the world right now but his batting and bowling fall a bit short
Why are you here if your team isn't playing?
>T20sorry mate this is a cricket general
>>145166562im here to watch Bindia lost. Go Kiwis! Dont fuck this up like you do for everything else in your stupid miserable lives!
>>145166562We are here because India play us next after you and let us be honest, everyone loves seeing curries lose
>>145166562i will always be present when india and england are poolapsing
>>145165319the redpill is our country is full of medium pace pie chuckers that can also bat
>>145167917Jaimeson seems like he willl be alright if his injury didnt cost him his paceYou really need a Hadlee/Boult/Wagner
So what is the story about Wagner? His bowling did fall off after he stopped the short-ball barrage and fancied himself as a swing bowler. But his batting became good enough that he could have become an all-rounder. Was it age? Because he looked like the fittest member of the team. Was it attitude? I reckon NZ needed his edge to temper the 'nice guys' philosophy. I don't understand it. And could New Zeeland Cricket put out a compilation of every wicket he took including run-up and celebration.
>>145168935he retired at the start of this year at age 37he peaked in his 30s which meant his time at the top was always going to be limited
its raining huh? hope the day doesnt get washed out.
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>>145162341Exactly. Cricket needs to stop being >muh colonial sport all about beating the a*glo shitter. No one cares about a*glo shitters anymore they have no empire or geopolitical importance. Have a 3 test finals and maybe a 3 test SF between the top 4. That would be a fitting finale to the WTC>>145166812>>145166943>>145167900Rent free dirty convicts
Well that's it then. Draw confirmed. Pathetic.
>>145170093OH N-
>>145170100covers just came off
>>145168201>we need a good bowlerThank you captain mcfucking obvious
>>145170161Fix your mood Sheepy McDonald. Youre about to win a test match in india since god knows how long!
>>145170161based>>145170313cringe
Starting in 20 mins
>Tim Southee, in his training kit, and Mohammed Siraj, in his whites, have an amusing chat five minutes before the start of play. It looks like something amusing.What were they amusing about lads?
I can tell play hasn't started yet because we haven't lost any wickets(if 1 ball had been bowled, we'd be 1 wicket down)
arrest that pedo
Lets go!!! Where are the bhen chods? Saaaarrr?
>appeal the first ballfucking indianmonkies FUCK
what a delivery. Kino.
bahahahahahahahahahaha. dont bottle this kiwis! I believe in you!
HAPPENINGLMAO
grim
>nz players who unironically need to retire immediately following this serieslatham conway blundell southee
I blame a weak domestic first class competition and the illegality of domestic violence.
smithy SEETHING kek
Are we going to lose?
dumb fucking question
>>145171167I want to believe.
when nz win this Ian Smith is going to spend more time talking about how well india did to almost win than talking positively about nz
>>145171257he wants that IPL commentary money
>>145171257he's the GOAT of commentary the man can talk about whatever the fuck he wants leave him alone
crownsperg u on this piss mate?
>>145169030I think Anderson has raised the bar for fast bowlers imhoNo excuse for them not to be going strong at 42 with the right diet and fitness regime before being unceremoniously forced to retire whilst still being the best bowler for vibes
what's with the commentators trying to make it seem like this is a close match? This is an easy win for NZ. These dum dums should stop hyping up every delivery. India lost this match in the first 2 sessions of Day 1.
>>145171257who's ian smith?
this cunt is a fkn retard
>>145171359hey nepal-lad, found out recently your country has the lowest average IQ in the world (43)im impressed you were able to string this comment together
>>145171407True
>bindia about to get heemed by the team that let sri lanka put 600 on them in a single innings AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145171391big dude, used to keep wicket
98 runs left
pretty insane how many dragonflies there are in the ground
>>145171485that's the indian cricket team m8
the silence after a boundary is so kino
will young (lead us to victory)?
4% closer kek
>>145171499nothing will be as sweet as the world cup grand final kek
even though conway got a score in the first innings, hes still a shitter
>>145171344If by going strong you mean bowl 5 overs a match then sureSiddle is the mark for fitness, pretty much bowled 20+ overs on the trot and kept things tight and still pulled up fine next day and match
>>145171544
>>145171532Nothing will ever be that perfect again
The flags in this thread: Commonwealth British Boys' Club Cuckoldry
>>145171597you're a bit early mate, still a few hours before our girls beat your girls
>>145171544Mallinga ?
>>145171532IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THEIRS SARS
new zealand
bummar is such a good bowler
>"Hey Mr. Monga, I have been following this trend of writing from you from India's 36 all out day, where you keep telling us how unlucky India are. There must be days where India are luckier than average. Kindly highlight those days also. " Wajid Jawaid, in the World Cup final this year, Klaasen hit a six out of The Oval, and the replacement ball reversed. That was the stroke of luck but they still needed skill to make it count???
Rai will redeem if NZ don't seize the moment in a more determined manner.
growing a beard out, is this how men normally trim their jaw/neckline?
reminder that if youse are watching poopeeland over the based Sheffield Shield youse are unorstrayan and frankly lower than a snake's belly
>>145171419it is biologically and statistically impossible to have an iq that low lma
76 runs left
thats out
>>145171703t. has never read a zachy post
fucking bullshit
POOLAPSE IMMINENT
He's Con his way
Watch Ravindra run out a couple of partners then get out for a duck because he's actually an Indian sleeper agent
>>145171763kek, stealing this for /r/cricket
>>145171763
Bow you shits
would appreciate if the peewees could knock this off quickly - got other things i want to watch tonight
>peewees to scared to just baz it out uhhhhh?????
will youngs got a pretty beautiful technique
My boy played his first game yesterday. Got a wicket on his first bowl. The future of New Zealand cricket is secure lads.
>>145171882basedyou force him to be left handed from a young age?
>>145166562>He only posts when his team is playingMate, how could you be this much of a cazzie fuck?
>>145167900based pat cummins
>>145166562not my team mate. my Country.
they call me cazziebro
God, guns & the ACB
>>145171485Mate is Indian. Just be happy the ground isn't covered in shit
>>145171905Nah he's actually naturally left handed
If Akash Deep were a gay man in Brighton, he'd be Zachsarse Deep
brighton more like darkdon cos its always raining in england
odds on a minor tantrum from kohli before play ends?
>>145171931Rain washed it off peepeebro
put that india, in the bindia
young will young will
IT'S JOEVER
nz win was never in doubt
Imagine if we lost from here lmao
*imagines*
>wewhich position do you play m8?
>>145172085
pitch is doing enough that it could happen
no matter the outcome of this match i will have a hearty kek
ravindras class
Imagine there's no heavenIt's easy if you try
ok so we won, that's cool, now what?
>>145172152I need there to be a heaven just so I can know John Lennon is burning in hell
>>145172158Netball is about to start. We can watch the girls get smacked by Australia for a laugh?
>>145172158time for a cone and a bit of comet viewing
>>145172166pretty sure contacts illegal in netball
>>145172158We won the sailing this morning and gonna win the f1 tomorrow. Basically God's of sport
>>145172175
>>145172175wish i didnt live in the middle of sydney cbdlove me some astrology
>>145172178and the wimmenz cricket overnight
10 runs to go. Total collapse imminent
india already poolapsed champ
won the match but lost the story by letting them score almost 10 times as many runs in the 2nd innings as they did in the 1stnot sure how i feel about that
hit a six to win you cowards
I've actually got the Netball on now and fuck me is this the most tit for tat "sport" ever created?
Where's that guy who said we were going to lose gone?
reckon india need to score more wickets here if they want to win
BEATING INDIA AT HOME 5 DAY TEST OVER IN THE 4TH INNINGS THATS ENTERTAINMENT THATS ENTERTAINMENT AHHHHHHHHH LALALALALALAAAAA
>>145172261Right here mate
since when did the peewees get 3 tests when touring a real test nation?
Imagine if both of the remaining tests got rained out and we won the series haha
remember before the test peewees were acting like they were back to minnow statusshows how little faith they have in themselvesmental midgetsthey are still gunna lost this series though that first innings by india was an aberration
>unions wellington>got enough money to fuck around in India watching cricketkek what a champagne socialist
could this be the dawn of a new golden age for nz cricket?
yeah im thinking we're back
Platinum Generation
>>145172288stronger together
typical pee wees going early
>>145172287it is more that India are gonna doctor the pitches way more then usualThey need to win every match from here on out iirc to make the test champ final
>>145172178The Silver Ferns are currently beating Australia kek
Don't forget that we're winning a world cup in a few hours too.Undisputed #1 cricketing nation, feels good to be on top.
do kiwis beat theirs less after a win?
>be NZ >concede 602 runs in an innings against sri lanka (lol) >still beat india >at home kek
>>145172340Statistically yes
>>145172340in most cases no
>>145172345It was a ruse
>>145172400trust the process cuzzie
ZACHYS INTERNET HISTORY ADABABA ZACHYS INTERNET HISTORY!
ITS FUCKIN ZACHS GOOGLE HISTORY
New Zealand really are the pioneers of the modern game
>>145144842Tired of winning
OOOOHHHHH IT PULLS ME OVER AND IT DRAGS ME UNDER OOOOHHHHH IT PULLS ME OVER AND IT DRAGS ME UNDER BUT ITS NOTTTTTTTTTTTTT MY KIND OF SCEENNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEOH YEAH FOOTPRINTS ON THE OTHER SIDEREMIIIIIIIIIND ME WHERE IVE BEEN OH YEAH
>Tom Latham, New Zealand captain: I thought we'd bat, good toss to lose in the end.takes a bit of shine off the result, we literally only won because of the toss lmao
just a bit of humble cricketing that
>>145172508facing bumrah in the final innings was tougher than anything the bindians faced on day one
cannot see the fucking comet lads might execute my astrologer
>>145172633sounds like uranus is in retrograde m8
>>145172633think you need binoculars mate
waking up. gonna be a good day alds
>>145172760yeah I'm usually in the low 50s too but I'm quite tall so I probably have a big heart (in both senses)
tb how do you get it so low
>>145172793Cut caffeine out
America's Cup - WNetball - WTest Cricket - WT20 - ??
fuckin hell the bears are having a bye week. day's already in shambles>>145172775way to go my man. that's what actually matters>>145172793fitness, clean-ish diet, clear mind>>145172834I'm like the biggest cofi drinker here but you're not wrong
>>145172633tried going outside?
LMAO imagine poosing to poo peeland in your own designated pooing stadium
funny how they all vanished after losingbased New 'poo removers' Zealand
the virgin health nutThe Chad About To Finna Die any Second
>>145173151
'chabin bla xy'all stayin' yamagucci bla¿
>>145172760lgm
>>145172724
damn, they stole my 5 year plan
I could beat the shit out of all of you
>couldthe loser prayer
I couldn't fail beating you all up
mah boi, appreciate the attitude adjustment. you'll be needing that when you go through 9 months of rehab learning how to blink and swallow after our encounter.
can't catch the gingerbread man
Greggs @ Saltash15 minutes, champ
can't sell candy to the candyman
i unironically nearly killed a bloke oncenot really fun to joke about harming someone
>>145174113HIV is always funny m8
>>145174113I feel I need to clarify this. I am asserting that you've had sex with a bloke and you are HIV positive..
>>145174113monkeypox is hilarious moite
/cric/ is an offspring - americana general
>>145174286sooOoo TRUE
me¿https://youtu.be/1jOk8dk-qaU
>>145174286retard take smash and ignition were leagues ahead you always had poor taste seb one of your many bad qualities
kamabla xthis is for the monkeypox quip innitit's alri fella
>le funny quipfreely admitted go be gay somewhere else seb you don't belong zachy has abandoned you
Spudshed @ Bentley Park5 minutes, champ
>>145174467obviously smash and ixnay were required reading for understanding the completeness of americana. that's complicit in the writing.
>>145174467c-can you list the other bad qualities? asking for a friend x
>>145174579>>145174467feel free to list them out herehttp://kevan.org/nohari?name=chabinblaxtabla x
How does Australia historically have the greatest cricket team and the hottest women (Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins)? You lucky dudes
>>145174767Is she the one whose skirt fell down?? Yeah she’s peak
finna boutta do some workhttps://youtu.be/9OFpfTd0EIslater fellas x
Reckon >we would have a good chance against India desu, absolutely embarrassing cricketing nation
Hello /cric/.How come there's some British flag who gets really really upset when you mock India on /sp/? Does he come from here?
>>145173242(((Rubbing))) Redeems those cards i guess
>Far East flag>it's an a*glo shitter pedophileEvery. Single. Time.
>Dire repetitive post>It's ZachyEvery. Single. Time.
>malding a*glo shitter blogposters get bullied the fuck out by a little 3 chord ditty with a Caribbean twist>/cric/ is actually able to post about cricket againEvery. Single. Time.
What's the math behind increasing target of wi score for sl ?
bro, all you got to do is waggle it harder
based bard taking a minute out of his holiday to bully shitjeet againjust don't upset him so much he leaves the board for a year again mate lmao
Ab devilliers xisters ...Don't waste the explosive start
had to do a vet run. dumbass taters again. she's fine thoughredzone also sucks tonightbtw if you're trying to be shrewd with a double digit iq I'll one up you every single time and you'll feel sorry about your ugly obese ass like you do
>>145180939what's up with taters?
>>145180939based king of double digit IQs (99)
she was just meowing and tightening her stomach. I saw that she'd not pooped for a while. fucking wet cat treats are bad>>145181577coulda gone with 100 straight mate
>be kiwi>wake up>we've won another major international sporting competition I feel the power coursing through my veins. Another spine tingling haka is about to occur
>>145183527happy for you matehow about the regatta
>>145183527What was with you guys losing 16 games in a row before the wc?
>>145183527>weWhich player are you?
I do quite like that one has to appeal for a wicket in cricket and isn't something that just happens automatically.Brought about a lot of class to it, until you had Indians join the game and screech after every delivery that hits pad or misses bat, and yet there is a rule against such a thing and they face repercussions.
reckon the bl*ck caps would've beaten any team in the world in that game
more like the black craps lol I crack myself up me
thoughts on Steve Smith getting dismissed 3(29), strangled down leg by some literally who?
another day of NZ being the best cricket nation in the world.
>>145202255It's over....
Beating India is cool and all, but when will NZ win a series against us again?
We never get to play in Australia, so probably never again.
Just gotta stop jobbing to countries like Sri Lanka and Bangladesh
HOWZAAATTT
>>145206087we play the ashes twice as often as we play the peewees lmao
>>145206304Losing at home to Bangladesh was inexcusable, but Sri Lanka is on the up and pretty good at Galle.
>>145206648Sri Lanka losses are fine when you play them at their home groundsProblem is letting them smack you around for a 600 run lead is inexcusableAustralia struggle in Sri Lanka a lot as we cant play spin nor bowl it very well bit i cant think of the top of my head an aussie defeat that bad in Sri Lanka tbqh
>>145206087fuck the world cupfuck the test champion shipwin the fucking chappell-hadlee for once
Imagine there's no convictsIt's easy if you fuck them off to the arse-end of the world
GIVE US WHATYOU STOLE
What are we thinking here lads, par score for the picth by the Bangas?
Reckon a bit higher than 100
very test player has completely shat the bed in the shield, barring basedgods carey & starc
Cricket would be a good sport, if it wasn't for all the Indians
agreed, except allow one token indian on each team and have it be like the ipl auction
Rachin Ravindra is the best Indian.
>>145207814trueseems like genuinely likeable fella
best indian
>>145207845Is that Rachin Ravindra?He even looks quite handsome
Speaking of Indians, is Kohli done or does he have a comeback left in him?
>>145207921the aussie test series will be the death of Kohli and Smith
Good morning
>>145207921I wish he retired from IPL and concentrated just on tests , like root
>>145207942They both seem to be on the decline, would like to see them come back to form. >>145207995Does he still play ODIs?
>>145207987God I wish that were me.
>>145207995wish he'd retire from breathing
>the gig i bought tix for just sold outFeeling smug. Going to be a cracker
>>145208119when?
>>145208006Yes ,champions trophy is too soon to be his ODI fairwell >>145208011Why?
remember when there used to be 3 good teams and 4 good batsmen? now we have 1 good team and 1 good batsmangrim
>>145208198In 2024. Gonna take a long punt and unironically ask another emerging (struggling) music artist if she's wants to go
>>145208463India should not be playing in or against terrorist shithole p*kshitstan.
>>145208648nah, when did i ask?
GONE GOTTEM
rec me a non special top gear episode to watch tonight
i don’t like cricket
Please follow up your post, im sweating
>>145209067prime rihanna or prime beyonce tb?
>>145209136oh no>>145209159I'd rather jack off
>>145207845mental elf is important innit
sneaky
>>145209959why don't they just drug the player's food
>>145209959Why do brown nations so brazenly commit pitch doctoring?
yeah yeah blah blah blah and then on the 5th day they were still playing and everyone in the crowd was Zzzzzing etc.meanwhile, in actual relevant news:>Livingstone to captain England with Buttler ruled outwe're moving into the Aliverock era of white ball cricket lads
there are people that get paid to think about selections and tactical decisions and stuff so by thinking about it yourself you are giving away your skills and labour for freeas I don't do that I never think or care about what england does, just win, simple as.
Lack the brain to simply ball tamper and guts to use sandpaper
>dukesbabby luckseam a*glo shitters>talking about fixing home advantageHowling
bit weird to howlguy thinks he's a dog lol
been doing some reading. did you guys know that beckett was a pro cricket playerin case I have not got the point across before the thread expires,you fucking obese cunt do you ever look at the mirror? you went through the whole university without getting laid and even got turned down by the fattest chick around more than once and you act like you're a hotshotI have not looked at your socials since I saw the arab and I'm telling you this once and for all. I will ruin your miserable life I ever sense your presence and fuck your face up if you come across meretarded cunt with man tits full of milk and oestrogen says I have erectile dysfunction. send your girl over if you wanna know, bitch
Real talk I would rather be z*chy than b*rd but would still kms irregardless.
>Konstas dismissed for 2 runs>Shit wog hypetrain derailedThank you Cucktoria
Even Zachy doesn't want to be Zachy hence why he's taken up pretending to be Indian again
I bullied that toothpick armed fraud out
>>145209136Please watch our sport
Reminder a little 3 chord ditty with a Caribbean twist mentally disintegrated /cric/ a*glo shitters
couple days until more testkino
Bangladesh vs South Africa day 2 kino starts in a few hours m8
its not on kayo
>he doesnt know bout rabbitholebdngmi lad
day 3 of (?), of NZ being the #1 cricket nation in the world
NZ are going to lose this series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSFhJg-Zx8kBangladesh Vs SA link.
>>145220957thanks peeweechad
>>145209959the most honest brown people
FUCKWIT CITY IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU BELONG FUCKWIT CITY IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU BELONG FUCKWIT CITY, FUCKWIT CITY, FUCKWIT CITY
>free medals removed from the comm gamesFUCK scotshitland tttt
>>145220704A40 chad with hunter eyes checking in
TELL ME WHERE IM SUPPOSED TO BEGIN AN UNHAPPY LIFE WORKING SOME KI9ND OF DEAD END JOB FOR EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD HAS GONE FROM WORSE TO BAD BUT ITS NOTTTTTTTT MY KIND OF SCENE OF YEAHHHHHHFOOTPRINTS ON THE OTHER SIDE REMINNNNNNNDDDDD ME OF WHERE IVE BEEN OH YEAHHHH
THEY SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH>>145221691>>145221691>>145221691>>145221691
>>145221627>my philospher KING
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER MY LIFE FLASHES BY JUST WHILE WE WONDER I GUESS IM NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGERYOUNG ONCE THEN YOU'RE OLD FOREVER
>/afl/
Will Steven Peter Devereux Smith ever score another international hundred?
I'm here without you, babyBut you're still on my lonely mindI think about you, babyAnd I dream about you all the timeI'm here without you, babyBut you're still with me in my dreamsAnd tonight, girl, it's only you and meYeahOh, yeah
>>145221804yes
got the hiccups lads
Smith sisters.....
turns out Smith Wont
bangas getting RABADA'd
>>145221988HISland. Further proof that subhuman wh*tes have no business existing below the equator
>>145222052Bangladesh are so shit.
>>145222077On about cunt?
>new cazzie doesn't know about hisland
>new zealand >new (ca)zealand woah
>>145222134explain
Caztralia
no where near as close as new cazealand. stop trying so hard mate
>Aussie>cazzieProfound
>cazzie sounds the same as aussie in peewees little baby language kek forgot about that
is this daniel, statscunt or b3k?
>>145222236None of them post here anymore, cazzie freshcunt fresh off of Facebook and X
>>145222255that is such a statsy thing to say
my heckin epic cric personalities!
>>145222311only know 18 of those, not sure what that says about me
just a tryhard peewee trying to fit in mate dont put too much stock into it
>>145222316They call you thaigf cunt
should have gone to the pub tonight i reckon hopefully ill have learned my lesson by next tuesday
>>145222317just be yourself mate
thaigf isnt a word
wtf rachel was racist this whole time?
>>145222326It's in the Oxford dictionary
no its not
yes it is i just checked
i checked first and actually is isnt
i checked second and it actually is
Corey Rocchiccioli
first is better than second so i win
>>145222157would require me to break the 3 line rule sorry
>>145222157was his land is his land always will be his land
icles
>>145222311>made my /cric/ poosanality after that dateThank fuck
WERE LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE A PRE-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND IS THERE ONE WHO CAN SAVE US IF WE REFUSE TO SAVE OURSELVES OUR BEST INTENTIONS PAVE OUR PATH TO HELL
if I could combine any two /cric/ personalities, I wouldn't.
because youre a one trick pony (kiwi)
>>145222157sure lets breakdown >>145222077theres (at least) one britjeet (a combination of pajeet & british) on this board that shitposts as an anti-caucasian terrorist. his posts are very easy to spot because he will substitute the second vowel in a word like "white" or "anglo" with an asterisk - a trend started by the left as a layer of protection for those who are triggered by words like rape (which would become r*pe under this system)this is whats known as a "gimmick" on this board (or 'mick for short). most of the posters who try to portray a consistent persona will adopt one or more 'micks to ensure that there posts are identifiable without relying on being a tripfag (a tripfag is someone who uses a tripcode - see 4chan faq for more detail). so this britjeets 'mick relies on latching onto anything anti-white, and in this case that would be the aboriginal bowler boland.in australia it is common to do "welcome to my country" ceremonies before sporting events, where some aboriginal leader is given the opportunity to welcome australian citizens to their own country, in exchange for a couple of litres of sniffable petrol.since boland is aboriginal (as mentioned earlier) he quickly earned the nickname "hisland" on /cric/, since australia is his land.the second sentence of the britjeet's comment is a rather standard quip from our british /cric/ contingent where he denounces the historic mistake of sending convicts to the southern hemisphere - a decision that cost england their best cricketing blood
that doesn't make any sense, but credit for trying I guess?
>>1452225123LOLP
>>145222513it'll make sense to you one day
>Posts/min>3.8>Activity Now>13%we're autosaged again aren't we
>>14522231180% of these people don't post here any more
stole a carton of peronis from the work fridge last week reckon the boss is onto me but aye
>>145222512Thanks, this kind of makes sense I guess. I've been around cric before but I haven't been back for a few months so I guess I miss all the lore.
>>145222557fuck I hope you're wrong
busted out the shorts for summer, not in public obviously as I am over the age of 15.
based overheats at work so he doesnt look immature anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BVMbqBhN5k
Honestly? The Americans might have had the right idea about Vietnam
>>145222623give it back to the french?
YOUR CIGARETTE STILL BURNS YOUR MESSED UP WORLD WILL THRILL ME ALISON IM LOST ALISON I SAID WERE SINKING THERES NOTHING HERE BUT THATS OK OUTSIDE YOUR ROOM YOUR SISTERS SPINNING BUT SHE LAUGHS AND TELLS ME SHES JUST FINE I GUESS SHES OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
>>1452226513 lines or less please mate
my bad sorry mate
>>145222623Elaborate please
>>145222623send every under 30yo there to die painfully and brutally? got my vote.
gonna have a few whiskeys anyone want one?
bit late for me mate, bed looms
buncha sleepy cunts
>>145222635Better to give it to the English but failing that the French will probably do a better job of it than the Vietnamese >>145222673Hanoi is making me bloody stressed, get run over by a motorbike every time you dare to move outside. Need to reduce the population of the city by at least 95%>>145222680As a humble 31yo I support this whole heartedly
Pros: Can buy a beer at a bar for £0.35Cons: Get asked if I'd like a massage about every 5 seconds, as if I'm some sort of degenerate sex tourist. Can see why that Aussie likes it here, the women are VERY desperate
you know its better than Soullessth America bard lad
just another cheeky chappieanother angel in heaven
>Former Australia opener David Warner says he is available to come out of Test retirement to play in the upcoming series against Indiale refuses to go away man
Probably going to buy a house tomorrow
>malding /cric a*glo shitter ran away to the other side of the world because of a little 3 chord ditty with a Caribbean twistHowling
Says Zachy who ran away from bouldering
