>29 days 12 hours 6 minsuntil the draft
draft men IN
>>145221702Nonce
couldn't give less of a fuck about the draft
>>145221737based nrlel supporter
>>145221737crisp collingCHAD
>>145221737based matt clarke
>>145221737based adrian dodoro
What happened to the JHawk arse poster???
fuck me dead, love off season
>>145221298you have to understand that clarke is completely fucking incompetent and his only goal this off season was trading out barrass and bringing in baker no matter what. apparently he was even told to leave during the final negotiations on the barrass trade because he kept wanting to fold and just take what the hawks were offering.
Cat status?
>>145221875Federer status?
>>145221875honestly care more about Roger
>>145221892Happily retired looking after his wife and children :)>>145221899Rude.
>>145221875wish i could see prime hingis cat
>>145221912sweetlove that manalso, I am going to eat 4 bags of asparagus
>>145221916phwoar thats martina hingus arse. she's pure swiss miss
>>145221912please dont take this bad. we love Fed,
miss when tennis girls would wear proper knickers
>>145221933Martina wore delicious undies
>>145221912>Happily retired looking after his wife and children :)what a rolex salesman
>>145221875Bailey Smith is just the kind of player we need. If he is fit, and Cam Guthrie can finally play again then we are as good a chance as anyone next year.
>>145221957my brother in christ cam guthrie is fucking shot
>>145221868yeah but what you gotta understand it's mcqualter and pyke's fault as well clarke is just given a brief of what is neededclarkes incompetence is not communicating with the higher up's the cost of what they wantand the incompetence of pyke and mcqualter is saying "just get it done no matter the cost" and then when people get wind of what they are doing and try to stop it they just say "trust the plan" like they are playing 5d chess or some shit
might let her go
Watching aliens >>145222034Crisp https://youtu.be/RBumgq5yVrA?si=9GOyRQ8MoWiYbY1o
>>145221990it's definitely pyke and the board's fault too. apparently early in the season clarke committed to baker, graham and richmond that barrass would be pushed out the door and the first round pick would be going straight to them. this was all signed off by pyke and the board as they felt like they wanted to make a splash this off season to look like they were doing something to stop the losses. this shit played a part in why they ultimately selected mcqualter. fuck man if king didn't have that fainting episode trade period could've gone very differently since he was going to bring in scarlett and a bunch of geelong lads and they don't play this 'good will' trade bullshit.
will jhf play for the abo all stars
>>145222054No but Steven May
you just get the feeling the indigenous all stars may run out of petrol
>>145222034do it. she's literally clutching my kneecaps
>>145222066No but diesel Williams
>North Melbourne currently has a proposal before the AFL that would see the Roos sell a home game to Perth as soon as 2025.They’re thinking about life after Tasmania when the Devils enter. >Would be good news for the Dockers or Eagles - one less game of travel to the east coast.
>>145222076Based , I’d like to visit perf
>>145222076always laugh when these deals cost a kwab team finals down the line
>>145222048>>145222048>fuck man if king didn't have that fainting episodeyeah i heard king was gunna bring scarlo and bunch of other geelong greats like kelly as assistantsand that if bane hand't have won we'd have got warner as welloh well no point crying over spilled milk i'm done with my daily rant about >my iggslike imagine if >they put as much effort into securing warner as they did baker things would be very different wouldn't they
>>145222076when carrara was out of action snus wanted to sell home games to perth but afl only let them sell to fred because the iggs were decent ended up winning the hip and fred were rubbishshall see if its the other way round this time
hello worldthis is me
Spazzle club
they could ride me iykwim haha
>>145222120they would rather dive under a train
Welcome to country.
>>145222135noticing the tide is turning with more and more people getting pissed of at thismaybe having it before every zoom meeting wasnt a good idea
>>145222076minnow club
>>145222076>>145222143hello perththis is me
go perth!
walked to deli, bought $5 scratchiewon $20, cashed in, bought two more. will scratch them laterhad enough for a king brown from the bottleo next door for the walk hometoday is a good day
apply for tafe yet mate?
still need good book recsno nat soc faggot lit shit thanks. actual good books.
wont need any tafe when i win the jackpot old fella
wtf there are other saddle club chads in alf?
>won on a scratchieFake and gay
>>145222159
>>145222177just another vax victim
>>145222076crisp, shall be going (depending on the oppo team)
>>145222076who will it be? doubt they'll let it be a vic club so maybe port or some shit
>>145222179i miss him so much bros
wonder if this indigenous game will sell out
rc is dead mate
Tell me about these abo's
>>145222210*welcomes you to country*
>>145222210FUCK OFF DOOOOOOOOOG
fred
>>145222221>off by onedidn't expect spee to be that slowprobably best that i didn't get it and fill the thread with tards though>>145222222
Don't know anything about them. Apart from one was rude.
>>145222233got a dolla bruz needa catch the bus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxy24nbrPIs
>>145222258
>>145221916wonder how many tons of warm poo that bum has pushed out
>>145222220HE'S JUST HUNGRY
>Police say they have arrested the alleged leader of a $30 million illicit tobacco syndicate in one of the most significant breakthroughs since the start of Melbourne’s tobacco wars, but warn the arrest won’t put an end to the wave of violence that has so far been linked to 109 firebombings.LOL I Bought 20 buck smokes today
last time i went to get fuel this group of 5 derro probably 22 year olds cut in line ahead of me to all individually ask for quote "the cheapest" cigarettes
>>145222318why did you let FIVE derros cut in front of you?
troy is on
..jpg
>>145222339fuck off Darcy
>>145222166>Read the bible in this orderJohnMarkMatthewLukeActsPaulRevelations>fiction>fantasyR. Scott Bakkermalazanthe lies of locke lomoraThe Name of the Wind>sci-fiblindsightthe moon is a harsh mistressthe forever warAccelerando>honourable mentionshadow and claw tales of the dying earthheart of darknessa hero of our timeBlood MeridianThe Camp Of The Saints>PoetryThe Metaphysical Poets>non-fictionsuperintelligenceSOG: The Secret Wars of America's Commandos in Vietnamone soldiers warthe devil's guardConstantinople: The Last Great Siege, 1453The Conspiracy against the Human RaceBlind Man's BluffInvisible Armies: An Epic History of Guerrilla Warfare From Ancient Times to the PresentThe Decline of the west - spengler>educationConquering Mathematics_ From Arithmetic to Calculus Fundamentals Math and Physics for Scientists and EngineersEconomic Science and the Austrian Method_3Fundamental ChemistryHuman Biology -- Daniel D. Chiras Communicating_in_Written_English__A_Guide_-_Victor_GreenGreat-Books-Of-The-Western-Worldother books you should ownCode_The_Hidden_Language_of_Computer_Hardware_And_Software_2nd_edition_-_Charles_PetzoldKnowledge_on_Computer_Hardware_-_DAYONG_LIWoodworking_-_Tom_CarpenterMike Holt's Illustrated Guide to Basic Electrical Theory (2011, Mike Holt)lecturers-guide-to-engines-and-electrics-381Learn_Spanish_for_Beginners___A_Simple_Gui_-_Paul_BanosCollins_Easy_Learning_French_Conversation_-_Collins>spooka-history-of-the-theories-of-aether-and-the-modernTesla_Wizard_at_War_-_Marc_SeiferGeorge Trinkaus - Tesla_ The Lost Inventions (1988 Gabriele Cornelli, Richard McKirahan, Constantinos Macris - On Pythagoreanism-Walter de Gruyter (2013)A Theory of Natural Philosophy Project Soul Catcher : Secrets of cyber and cybernetic warfareunintended consequences - john rossIndustrial Society and it's Future
i'd put my penis inside the black saddle club girl's vagina
>>145222166what was your favourite subject at school mate?
>>145222358nonce
>On 10 May 2008, Jacobs was walking along the platform at Cheltenham railway station, Melbourne, when she tripped and fell onto the tracks and was fatally hit by a train arriving at the platform.[12] The police took several hours to identify her because Jacobs, who was returning from an overnight stay with a friend, was carrying a fake ID.[13]>Jacobs was buried in St Kilda Cemetery in St Kilda, Victoria.[14]
>>145222350>Learn_Spanish>Learning_Frenchthere's also many resources for tonnes of languages on >>>/t/lang/last i checked there was no thread thoughbeit so check archiveofsins if no one baked yet
>>145222366haha le british banterinos hehe cheeky nandos innit lol
>>145222350>>145222166some more books about >educaton[Crowood Metalworking Guides] Marcus Bowman - Sheet Metal Work (2014, The Crowood Press)Handbook of extractive metallurgy vol 1
>>145222166platoon
>>145222350>>145222382ask /k/ for books on weapons if you so wish
why on earth would you ask here for book reccs's?
>>145222350>>145222392and check the archives for the do/k/ument
>>145222350ta x
got any book recs for sport coaching?
I read a lot. but no matter what I reccomend, it'll get shat on. and you'll never read them because they're books, not kindle downloads. so go to a fucken library and chat to a librarian.
>go to a fucken library and chat to a librariando NOT do this. you WILL be arrested and end up on the sex offender register
>>145222409recommend some books pussy as long as its not shit like James Joyce tier shit then you should be shat on
>>145222409don't do this it creates mustard gas
>implying amazon doesn't sell physical bookscrisp retard
>>145222414wanker>>145222420wanker>>145222426>implying this fuckwit will actually buy \paper booksmy sides>>145222419alright dickhead. I like bios and historical fiction. still keen on reccs?
if you want to get free books online duckduckgo>annas archive>ocean of pdf
>>145222358This but the Aussie
>>145222432>I like bios and historical fictionwhy are you a pussy?also biographies are a junket for famous people to have a ghost writer write their story and them to make money of italso historical fiction is gay>le what if the nazi's won the war
>>145222439Lisa was a dumb childish annoying slut.. idiot
>>145222446I like bios and historical fiction. I do. bios can either be shit or amazing>also historical fiction is gaywhat is your problem you nigger? Start with Flashman. It'll take you a while
>>145222458i've already read flashman was pretty good but that was an outlier
>>145222339st8 to the w*nk bank
>>145222460so you acknowledge that historical fiction can be good. ok, try Roald Dahl's My Uncle Oswald. it's just past a novella, but it's definitley historical fiction. might even get your dick hard, one of my favourite pieces of fiction ever.
>>145222409i will never pay for media as long as i live
>>145222432>historical fictionthe diary of a young girl
>>145222471roald dahl wrote childrens books you noncehow bout you read Homage to Cataloniaby George Orwell commie poof
I stopped reading fiction as soon as I turned 18 me
>>145222484yes mate, i'm telling you you should read some shit.fucken hell, historical fiction is different from sci fi how? not telling you that twilight is valid>>145222498how dumb are you. roald dahl wrote much much more than le kids books.open your fucken mind.GO's writing about being poor in paris is great.
>>145222507see>>145222350>SOG: The Secret Wars of America's Commandos in Vietnam>one soldiers war>the devil's guardmight put hairs on your chest
what's this cunt's problembit of a rude cunt aycongrats you've read a few books
>>145222519i'm just stirring you up mate relax just recommend books instead of sooking and being like people wont like the books i recommendjust by saying that you made yourself a target
this stumped him
I recommeneded books. if people want to find/read them, its up to them.
>>145222524i recommended a fuckton of books so maybe l2read>>145222372>>145222401
>>145222166Mystic River by Dennis Lehane
>>145222527based socrates chose death instead of having his friends help him escapemade me laugh reading a version of Apology that translates a dude, who brought a case of treason against Socrates, as hooknosedyou just KNOW
>>145222419based. joyce is a some fucking bullshit.
>>145222358Was more a h20 just add water man, me
this is what you retards need to understand a real book a decent book is when a man is retired and he feels he has so much wisdom and knowledge from his life of work that he can condense that down into as short a book as possibleso that his wisdom wont be wasted when he diesit isn't lol hey i'm stuart mcgill and this is my story written "from the wicket to the catcher" by some ghost writer
shut up
>>145222527it's an interesting discussion
>>145222569>he never read the hobbit or the lord of the rings
everybody gangsta till someone asks for book recs
on the xannies cunts yeeah boiyee
he reads the local rag's top 10 books about self help by celebrity gardener and the block contestant "insert z grade celebrity"
>he never read tom clancy
the odyssey is great. the illiad seemed way harder to get into imo. they reckon they are both written by the same guy at around the same time but i think the illiad could be much more archaic.
>>145222586clancy got me into reading
>>145222586i didn't like rainbow six but i read a few andy mcnabb books
if you like clancy try mark greaney
1666 Redemption Through Sin_ Global Conspiracy in History, -- Robert Sepehr
carrie bickmores camel toe
>>145222626crazy how she doesn't wear any clothes at home and that inadvertently caused her divorce from that guy
got a matt clarke grumbling
Name one team that can stop Collingwood next seasonPro tip: you can't
>>145222710no but Collingwood can
collingwood are so old and shit kekwest coast eagles trajectory looms
salammbothe coming of conan the cimmeriansuldrun's gardenthe arabian nights (haddawy)the once and future kingflashman
i subscribe to men's health magazinethe articles can be pretty good but i mostly just look at the hot guys
>>145222166Here are a few of my favourites:>Anabasis, Xenophon>Foundation Series, Asimov>The Western Way of War, VD Hanson>A War Like No Other, VD Hanson>Short Stories, Phillip K Dick>Brothers Karamazov, Dostoyevsky>Of Mice and Men, Steinbeck>The Old Man and the Sea, Hemingway>The Count of Monte Cristo, Dumas>The Day of the Triffids, Wyndham>The Phantom Tollbooth, Juster
>>145222755cheers darce might check it out
>>145222757>The Day of the Triffids, Wyndhamhave you read the chrysalids?
love the ads in me facey feed
Nick Daicos
>>145222471Based Dahl enjoyer, I think we have discussed him before. alf has very good kino and lit recs.
why does she do this to me
Sorry I only read plays
>>145222771This woman requires my dick.
>>145222710>Name one team that can stop Collingwood next seasonCollingwood. Full of old geezers that are a hair away from slamming into the wall.
too many pseud book recs
>>145222801
books are gay nerd shit fuck reading
>>145222828based for me its /gif/
for me it's /cock/ and /clit
>>145222862meant /clit/
only really like /cock/, me
Kind of weird loving a girl who loves me backKind of /cozy/
>>145223020dollbro how are you?
>>145223037i don't want to talk about it
>>145223020i had that once, turned out she was faking it the whole time, she said so herself by the end
is it raining?
finna ancient apocalypse
fingering my bum, two fingers in, using my spit as lube
shut the fuck up
>>145223361?
>>145223343based asio nonce
asio nonces can afford real lube champ
sorry asio please stop taking photo's of kids and fingering yourself to them
>ynr fvey have a cheese pizza silo in utah
oh shit i so want it rainPLEASE RAINRAIN RAIN RAIN!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING PSCYHO I NEED IT TO RAIN!!!!!!!!!
shotgun not doing the dishesHEADSETHEADSETHEADSET
>>145223459proxy seb la x
>hsgfi never had one lolYOU ARE GUNNA BURN I'LL POUR PETROL ON YOU AND LIGHT YOU ON FIREI KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE IT'S RIGHT NEAR A FOREST THINK OF THE PREVAILING WIND ON A HOT SUMMERS DAY
you want it too you want to be burned you want to be lit on fire you want itto be free'd from your slavery any way out even the most painful maybe i'll douse those flames so you survive
i'll cut your face off
i'll bite your face cuntsummer bay maccas in 15 minutes champ
your name is on a list and it's gunna come out all of you cunts i'm gunna rip your guts out and show them to you while your still alive
you hurt my friends and family to get to meI'M GUNNA RIP YOUR SOUL OUT
>>145223563>PRESSURE POINT
YAHWEH IS SATAN
i'm TALKING TO YOU CUNT YOU COWARD COME IN COME SEE ME I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, DEATH
love getting my arse fucked
i'll gadaffi your ass cunt
>>145223632*king hits you*
>ynr the libyan revolution happened because gaddafi tried to separate his country's economy from america
>>145223762that is your style isn't it hit someone from behindbut i got something for you, you'll be a changed man if you dare muster up the gumption to come see me and what i got to give you you'll remember the day you dared to cross me for the rest of your life you'll wear it on your face
this guy i've been seeing is a great kisser
ok child molesters i'm gunna go to sleep you all sleep tight but just remember the reason you don't fret over your soul is because it's already in hell waiting for you
I gotta make a show about how I'm so not scared by talking about mundane gay sex shit instead of just being not scared.
>>145223763>ynr Hitler took Germany out of the international banking system that had been used to oppress and impoverish the people of the Weimer Republic with the consent of their politicians
>>145224092>ynr he brought them out of the Great Depression in 3 years when it took most other countries longer than that
>>145224128their economy was finna implode very soon if they didn’t get into war quickly
>>145224199lol, lmao eventhey had an economy that was based on labour not imaginary money with made up valuesunlike England which only got the money to recover from (((bankers)))
and it wasn't that they had to get into war, it was that they needed to defend themselves but were fucked by Versailles, and Uncle A had seen firsthand in Vienna and the trenches of WWI what (((they))) would do if countries didn't cuck to (((them)))
>>145222527Losers are communist subhumans.
THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE LITTLE DARLINGYOU'LL GO RIDING ON THE HORSES YEAH YEAH
>>145225226MM MM YEAHFUN FOR EVERYONE
go to bed nigga
you first pine gap glowdigger
Good morning aus/pol/
good adolf hitler morning
Good morning alf
good morning alfie---port kembla la, u in moite¿??
WAKE UP NEET SPASTICS
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>wake up>bit chilly>grab a hoodie>old A+F >turn on news>boss of A+F is arrsted for being a predatory homo orgy enjoyer>take off hoodie good morning alf
>>145231451hahaaa...MANY such cases
it's up>>145231668>>145231668>>145231668pile in, fellas
told ya we should of bullied seb
it's not too late fella x
think we are autosaggied again someone will have to bake
ill bakewhat image do you want la
>>145232193Sexy woman
>>145232207i gotchu senpai
>>145232212woman(Female)*
>>145232207>>145232373>>145232373>>145232373