Top NFL Headlines - October 19, 2024 Malik Nabers doesn't remember 'scary' concussionDennis Allen says he's not at fault for bizarre timeout vs. BroncosEagles place Jordan Mailata on injured reserve49ers WR Ricky Pearsall to make NFL debut Sunday vs. ChiefsNick Chubb expected to make return Sunday vs. BengalsTomlin mum, but WR Pickens says Russell Wilson to startSaints targeting Week 9 for Derek Carr's returnCooper Kupp is questionable for Week 7Colts QB Anthony Richardson will start Sunday vs DolphinsFormer NFL QB Jay Cutler faces DUI, weapons chargesDeAndre Hopkins on trade chatter: 'I love where I am'Amari Cooper expected to suit up for Bills SundayStatus for 49ers RB Jordan Mason "up in the air" for Week 7Vikings RB Aaron Jones likely to play against LionsMaxx Crosby addresses Raiders trade speculationBrowns moving ahead with plan for new dome stadium in suburbsJets' Todd Downing on abundance of options on offense with Davante Adams: 'Good problem to have'
>feel like making some shitty OC with my horrible Photoshop skillsAny ideas?
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the zestiest of them all?
>>145148331make more reffies
>>145148293>Nick Chubb expected to make return Sunday vs. Bengals
>>145148336i'd say this fucker but those webms in the last thread make me reconsider a little. bosa I know you live in california but holy shit calm it down.
>>145148293I am proud of my gay QB
>>145148374The pink phone and that wallet really make this webm
>>145148293My Bears :)
>>145148374
>>145148432What has Caleb done to the Bears organization?
>>145148437see >>145148181
>>145148432who the fuck is this?
>>145148432who keeps fleecing these niggas
>>145148432These basketball niggas are fucking gay. Expect some of these gay niggas to be brought out kicking and screaming when Diddy trial happens
>>145148445
i cant stop farting
>>145148519What did you eat last night?
>>145148499Holy shit this nigga really is gay wtf >>145148374These niggas are crazy
>>145148531A lot of cum
>>145148531fast food and milk and cereal and frozen pizza and iced coffee milkshake
>>145148374>>145148437I had a video of Nick Bosa doing a male stripper like dance bookmarked that I planned making a webm out of but it looks like it got deleted and now I can't find it anywhere :(
>>145148542
>>145148475the best nickel corner in the league and it's not close
>>145148613nickel please that zesty fucker could make dimes with that zest level
>>145148499
>>145148552the coffee should’ve flushed that all out btw how did you sleep
>>145148643Caleb is somehow less gay than cube and co but yep thats 100% what he was going for.
>>145148650like a baby, honestly i love farting
Pats fans taking over London Town
>>145148705who doesn’t? but the caffeine i would’ve been up all night
whos getting kamara
>>145148727shithole bongistan didn't get the memo that the patriots are over I guess kek
>>145148782steelers or bengals
>>145148785This is Jags country
Only starting QB with no interceptions
>>145148782Cowboys
>>145148809That is... way worse and way more pathetic.
>>145148809indeed...
>>145148833and no brain cells left due to concussions.>>145148851>"TONY NO I DONT NEED YOU IN LONDISTAN">But dad I want to watch pub wrestling brawl shows!>"SON! GET OFF MY PLANE!"
is derrick henry top 10 all-time?
JAGS COUNTRY
>As long as there are no setbacks, the hope is for Tagovailoa to play in the Week 8 game against the Arizona Cardinals.HE'S FUCKING BACK
>>145148919>lots of fans around>shot is basically empty of peoplekek
>>145148921OK I GUESS I HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY NO YOU FUCKING AREN'T TUA BRBBETTER GET THE CLONE READY MCDANIEL
Big Vince Wilfork in Harrods
>>145148953thats a man
>>145148879Off the top of my head, guys who are better than Derrick Henry>Walter Payton>Earl Campbell >Adrian Peterson >Emmitt Smith>LaDamien Tomlinson >Marshall Faulk>Barry Sanders>Thurman Thomas>Terrell Davis>OJ Simpson>Gale Sayers>Christian Okoye
>>145148953Q: I'm gonna tell you a funny joke that'll make you laugh your ass offA: Oh I see you already heard it
>>145148779caffeine helps me but it doesnt do too much to me
>>145148975We’re all gay here, so that’s not a problem
>>145148979>>OJ SimpsonThat dude was a real killer
Drake Maye
>>145149006I'm not gay but my boyfriend is
>>145149015what do they see?
>>145148979How many more years would he have to play to crack your top 10?
>>145149031this
>>145149031TB12 2.0
>>145149065why does the therapist make this 100x weirder kek>>145149068timing
>>145149037Longevity is overrated.
remember when that dude hate crimed tyreek?
>>145148979>>Christian Okoye
>>145149115I liked that incident because millions of people got to see how illegal immigrants covered in tattoos are part of police forces across the country now and are treating citizens like shit regardless of race.Nice reality hitting them in the face moment. The amount of "do they even speak english?" type comments about the cops were perfection.
>>145147876>Purdy has unironically been the best player on their offenseYet Jimmy G put up similar stats when he was on the team. Unlike Purdy, Jimmy wasn't on a rookie contract so they didn't have as much weapons and the current players weren't as experienced when he was there. It's a small sample size but the few games Jimmy had CMC his stats are better or equal to Purdy. Jimmy isn't good enough to be a backup QB once he left that system and the said would happen to Purdy. Put Josh Allen on the 49ers and they'd be sitting on 4 superbowls.
>>145149120He was Derrick Henry but better because he could break early contact and didn't need a 5 yard headstart.
>>145149010
>>145149065This is so creepy. It's weird for boys to kiss anyone including their own mom, but to kiss their dad is super weird.
>>145149185But enough about you
>>145149193mahomie would never
>>145149206I kiss my dog on the lips
>>145148979what if the ravens win an owl or two?
>Hasson Reddick>Myles Garrett>Maxx CrosbyWhere will they end up?I have a feeling the last two won't get traded. And idk if any team wants to deal with Reddick since he's most likely out of shape and won't preform well while demanding a big contract
>>145148293so they went and got Akers but they're going to play Jones risking reinjury? I doubt it. at least not in the first half.
bet they all do mewing exercises
>>145148432>Kawaiiler
>>145149400You can really see Brady's German genes the older he gets
>>145148293Yjk caleb got that gluck gluck 9000
>>145149320What if I had a 12 inch cock?Ravens aren't winning shit with Meme lol
>>145149485Why would you make your cock so small?
Happening?
Where will he go?
>>145149542Chiefs of course
itching my gooch and balls is like a top 5 thing of mine to do
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
>Steelers vs Jets SNFNFL schedule makers hate everyone and I hope the Jets lose so woody johnson commits sepuku on live television.
>>145148921>>145148954You just know he's going to slam headfirst into another defender's sternum as hard as he possibly can and end up twitching on the ground again at some point. If he didn't learn after the normal concussions, and didn't learn after the first "scary" one, he's not going to learn after the second.
>>145150117I'll be checking in on SNF when the bottom of the Mets order is up
>>145150049>best offensive player is white >best defensive player is white>best special teams player is white What did they mean by this?
>>145149542Dude's kinda washed and besties with Shanahan. He's not going anywhere
>>145149542He’s like the 2nd most important offensive player for the 49ers. Should’ve gotten that huge contract instead of Aiyuk
>>145149485it’s a hypothetical question you retarded faggot just play along for the sake of the question
>>145149542>has the exact same number of receiving TDs and rushing TDsNice "wide receiver"
>>145148979>Christian OkoyeLel. He was extremely mid. He got a lot of yards because he got way too many touches. That's also why his career ended so early.
>>145150380>Amerinigs>obsessed with racegrim
>>145150564no
>>145150049
>>145150273I agree, I don't know how the NFL is letting Josh Allen play still.
>>145150761>"europeans">obsessed with the usa so bad they shit up "amerinigs" sports threadsdire
>>145150761but ebough about you, CHUD
Wish me luck, bros :)
>>145148995lol
>>145151068gl g
>>145151068That's been debonked you liar>Well-meaning Saints fans fall victim to open tryouts hoaxhttps://sports.yahoo.com/well-meaning-saints-fans-fall-171920780.html
deboonk this bussy
>>145148432Sassy ahh walk.
>>145150761>Germoid accusing someone of being obsessed with raceHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145148293My Rammies :)
>>145149542welcome to baltimore
My Bears are fake and gay
>>145151748they're real but still gay
>>145149166Allow me to retort: you make a good point about how Jimmy might look with CMC and their current cast of weapons. One thing to keep in mind though is a huge part of the success of BP is his mobility in and out if the pocket. Jimmy was behind a better O-line with a younger more spry Kittle so the fact he was a statue was better hidden til the superbowl. BP could definitely thrive on a lot of teams, dude throws to guys that barely get open he can find open dudes and hit em. Of course the 9ers would be unstoppable with Josh Allen he's for sure the best QB playing the game right now.
>>145150380>Sanborn>best defensive playerMeme. Jaylen Johnson is the best.
Brock Purdy isn't a millimeter over 5'7"
>>145148973Wow he's lost a ton of weight
>>145151922Manlet cope on your part lol
Lions win, they stay patLions lose, they make a trade
>>145148293Who's your comfort character in the NFL? I begin:
Bust
>>145152634>literally de-cleating the mahomie
>>1451525825th round QBs cannot be busts. sorry.
Brock Purdy is spiritually 5'2"
>>145152177
>>145152719true
>>145152747there's embedded 'p in this post. DON'T click
>>145152719This
>>145152669Yeah they can, bitch, they're just way more common in that round
>>145152634Lol
>UHM *pushes glasses up nose bridge" ACKSThually my teams Kicker is AUTOMATIC past the 50 and could probably nail a 70 yarder... heh, yep special teams completely figured out>NFL executive Jeff Miller says the Competition Committee will look at possibly narrowing goal posts after the season. Nothing imminent. The committee considers many ideas, rule changes and proposals.OHNONONONONONO.... Kicker bros.... what the fuck... they're LITERALLY moving the goal posts.... not like this...
>>145153168No one on a special teams salary can be a bust. Even calling a 2nd round pick a bust is a stretch.
>>145152634that's excessive celebration
>>145148293>Malik Nabers doesn't remember 'scary' concussionCTE is no joke
>>145153212Ninja won
>>145153212move the bottom post up by 1 foot, move the veritcal posts in by 2 feet combined, now field goals are 14% harder
>>145153212>you're now prepared for everybody to say kicking stats prior to 2025 doesn't matter
>>145153212To be fair they already get extremely narrow hash marks compared to college. I'd like to see this.
>>145153212I like this idea but I think they should go further. Like hand out nerf guns to the players and let them try and deflect the ball. Or have the cheerleaders there throwing girls up in the air to try and stop it.
>>145152719nah thats you
>>145153429why dont defenses just have one defender hold another on their shoulders and stand straight up?
>>145153726because it's against the rules.
>>145153737where?
He's coming home
>>145153212>change something that doesn't need changingGreat idea
>>145153752>Rule 12, Section 3, Article 1>(n) Jumping or standing on a teammate or opponent to block or attempt to block an opponent’s kick.
>>145153992they would be KNEELING thoughever not STANDING
>>145154037>(o) Placing a hand or hands on a teammate or opponent to gain additional height to block or attempt to block an opponent’s kick.Dude it's a very old game. You're not clever and there are obviously rules for the shit you're imaging. inb4 just have a tall guy knock kicks away from the crossbar before they go over. that's also against the rules and the officials can just give a team 3 points.
>>145154037>(p) Picking up a teammate to block or attempt to block an opponent’s kick.
On a kickoff, the ball must land within the landing zone to be fielded, unless fair catch is called; despite this, on a safety punt, the kickoff rules still apply, but on an onside kick safety punt attempt, the landing zone, if the ball is not bounced on the ground, is determined by the distance the ball travels (unless a fair catch is called); which means when a safety punt onside kick attempt fair catch called designated landing zone is established, the ball must land in the zone first.its pretty simple. not sure what the refs were confused about.
>>145152669Absolutely they can
>>145154275Sure, if you're just gonna make up your own definition of "bust." Hell, even undrafted players can be busts!
Check out this nerd with his rule book
>>145154353>dude why can't players use a ladder to block field goals?
>>145152669>>145154322Teams like aren't retarded (like yours) actually use to the draft to replenish their teamsSo by wasting a 5th round pick on a player that absolutely sucks you're potentially missing out on a player that could be a game changer for your teamsimple as
>you can tackle someone by the hair>implying they care about player safety
brock purdy is the best player in the 2022 draft so that means every single pick was a bust
when is travis scoring a touchdown?
>>145154414That's not what a bust is. Keep shifting the goalposts though, it lets me know I'm winning.
>>145154457Purdy is shit, any journeyman QB can look great in that system. That same team brought Jimmy G to an owl.
>>145154475That is two men.
>>145154413they should give players t shirt guns to try and knock the ball out of the air during field goals
>>145154475he scored the touchdown of life
>>145154322Wrong, going by position, QB is the easiest to miss and bust, since the position is so critical, an undrafted QB is nowhere near the same risk, you can take a random no name undrafted QB and if he sucks oh well, cut him and look again, or if you're the giants you overpay him, an undrafted WR can be rather ineffective but not a bust, now if you take a 3rd round WR and he's got "1st round talent" or "2nd round athleticism" and you draft him higher than he should be, unfortunately he may be labeled a bust, now scheme fits are a motherfucker too, you can a draft a speed WR in the 1st and the QB throwing him the ball sucks ass and has a noodle arm, unfortunately that WR will be labelled a bust, let's say he gets cut and his new team has an undrafted QB who's accuracy is shaky but has a good deep ball and good deep accuracy, together both of em become top players that season, is the WR still a bust? Is the undrafted guy an elite and worthy of a top contract?
>>145152582>player that isn't expected to do much in the NFL>bust
>>145154611factos
Tom Brady was a bust
>>145154525debunked by snopes + the 2023 NFCCG with an actual journeyman
>>145154650He was seen as a 1st rounder and "the next mahomes" and he slid to the 5th
>>145154713>busted before he even got to the nflKWAB
>>145154688was bustin in your bussy you mean
>>145154688true because you can only draft retards and busts after the 4th round according to /nfl/
>>145154632Undrafted rookies get to choose where they play. That's why QBs often go very early or very late. You draft guys so you get exclusive rights. Hope this helps. There's no such thing as a 3rd round bust, you're talking out of your ass.
>you now remember Jake Delhomme made a Super Bowl
>>145154738
>>145154456Someone explained that before, they can't ban it because black players with dreads / cornrows would have an advantage (ie touch the hair, flag, and every black player would probably start growing dreads to try and draw the flags, whereas white players would have trouble growing it giving black players an unfair advantage) and it may also create a race issue, you'd be telling black players they can't have dreads and boom race issue, if a white player were to grow em and get tackled the same way it may kick off an discussion, they call it "part of the uniform", it's bullshit but it's cheap solution, Marshawn Lynch got a dread torn out, a whole dread! And it wasn'tt flagged, can you believe that!?
>>145154918white guys 100% could grow long hair easier than moon crickets growing pubes.
Shitposting aside, how do my Chiefs acquire Justin Jefferson?
>>145154738Never forgot. Jake was legit and the comeback king that year.
>>145154988
>>1451549883 1st Rounders + 2 2nd Rounders + Chris Jones + Trent McDuffie
>>145154737>no such thing as a 3rd round bustYes there is, if it's a QB, the most important position, you could've had depth or BPA but you drafted for need and now you have a bust, you're right about UDFAs though, at least choosing where they can play, unless you're going to a shit team like the browns or giants, or poorly run teams I should say
>>145149773We don't need more any more RBs
>>145155020Based 79, blocking his own teammate and sacks mahomes for the lulz
>>145148979>No Jamaal Charles List discarded
>>145148833And that's not too bad!!
>>145154989Still remember my 2005 Bearsies refusing to double Steve Smith and getting torched by him single handedly in the NFCDR. Could've been back to back Owl appearances because we would've beat Seattle in the NFCCG.
>>145155067If it's the most important position, why wouldn't throw a dart? There's a reason there hasn't been a relevant UFA QB since Tony Romo. There's a reason the 49ers just threw a dart at Brock Purdy with the last pick of the draft in the same draft they took Trey Lance 3rd overall after giving up a ridiculous amount of capital just to get there. They're the most important position so it makes the most sense to draft a QB regardless of need. Your argument is backwards.
>>145155113After one too many, he struck back.
>>1451552109ers should have had better a better GM and scouts in the front office
Realistically how many more seasons does Trannyhan have in SF if he can't do it with the current 9ers teams?
>>1451553313 but if he were with the steelers, 25
Remember that guy saying all offseason that the Chiefs were FINISHED because we got rid of Sneed and wouldn't listen when I told him McDuffie is better lolhttps://x.com/joelvmoran/status/1846652584456503362
ain't clickin'
>>145155357no because I dont post here in the offseason
>>145155357Getting traded from the Chiefs nindbroke sneed
>>145151003Depending upon the doctor seeing you it is incredibly easy to pass concussion protocol. Most of the time the team just gives you the answers or guides you to the right answers during the questioning process and the doctors don't care. People only get taken out for concussions when:1. It is legitimately serious like Tua2. The evidence is so strong that if there were any problems the NFL would have bad PR so they strongarm the team into not letting them play. This is like when you see super hard helmet to helmet hits but the guy is able to maintain consciousness long enough to hobble to the sideline and into the tent.3. The doctor does his job and isn't just cashing a check (the rarest).
>>145155357>because we got rid of Sneed and wouldn't listen when I told him McDuffie is better lolI also said that and people wouldn't believe me>>145155401Guy was constantly on the injured list as questionable and played through injury season long.I think he's very much win motivated and the Titans aren't a serious franchise in both how they run defense (how they scheme him vs how he should be utilized) and the offense is trash, so he-'s just phoning it in to avoid injury.
>>145155436What if it was legitimately serious like Josh Allen's? Where the rest of the game he couldn't stand up right or see straight?
>>145155272>Purdy 7th round>Jennings 7th round>Mason undrafted>Kittle 5th round>Dre Greenlaw 5th round>Fred Warner 3rd round>Deebo 2nd roundIs it the scouts or the coaching? Fun fact about kittle: he was only drafted because his QB was being scouted by the Niners and they asked him to do a showcase and the QB (I think it was Mullens?) Asked Kittle to catch some passes for him in front of the scouts and they liked what they saw from him.
>>145155482He was confirmed not concussed lol
>>145155267>taking out his own and best WRall the cuck jokes are getting to him...
>>145155523>safe and effectivetrust the medical professionals. not your eyes that saw him get blatantly KOed on the field.
>>145155482I don't remember what the hit looked like, they care more about appearances than what actually happened. If you could construe his hit as being not on the head then the NFL doesn't care much cause he got up.
>>145155523OH then its ok to send him out there to die. Glad we're ignoring all the crying about a coconut who didn't get one, when Josh did and everyone knows it. Even razorcake eaters know it.
>>145155571Who cares about the hit? The rest of the game Josh couldn't fucking THROW THE BALL STRAIGHT. He was fucked. He doesn't even remember what he talked to them about in the tent kek
>tua suicides himself>OMG END OF THE WORLD>black man josh allen gets razorcaked>eh fuck it who caresRACIST ass nfl...
>>145155493It's was C.J. Bethard kek
Tua heeming himself on BK's own Damar Hamlin was something else
>>145155608The original question is "Why is the NFL letting Josh Allen play?" And the answer is money. They believe that Allen playing generates more views, better ticket sales, more merchandise, more attention, more talking heads, etc than if he did not play. They do not care about player safety and most things they introduce are to give the illusion of safety and the illusion that they are 'trying' to both reduce possible lawsuits as well as public outcry about the sport.Tua would probably have been back and playing if he did not seize up on the field (and also had a history with concussions) but the NFL views Tua as less of a financial asset and also his problems are too publicized in the media. It is also a bit of what I call Roethlisberger Syndrome, where Allen is a big guy so they don't care as much about him getting hit compared to Tua.
>>145155576It's okay. He's white and therefore more resistant to CTE than coconut Tua. Compare Favre running an elaborate state welfare ponzi scheme in his 60s to Junior Seau fucking killing himself.
>>145155681He purposefully hit damar hamlin's clone's upgraded ribcage he knew what he was doing. It was in front of goodell too. Ritual sacrifice to bring in the clone.
>>145155691Oh yes we both know all this I just like making faggots admit it. Not logical anons like yourself kek>>145155697>he's whitefucking RACIST
>>145148879Possibly. I don't know his YPC but I assume it's low because every time I tune into his games he's routinely getting stuffed at the line. But he does also have elite big play ability. I think to be firmly top 10 he would have to be more reliable down to down.
>>145148879There have been some great RBs, so I don't think so but he's definitely the best of his generation. Speaking of great RBs, I wish LeVeon Bell didn't fall off, dude was electric.
>"whats an arizona, sure i'll play that game! is it for gamebox or cubestation?" - tua when asked if he's playing next week
>the GOAT player was a 6th rounderScouts are retarded
>timeout>take a kneeAllen just wanted to waste everyone's time
>>145155884Most of the best players are from the 1st and 2nd round. Scouts get it right more often than not.
Josh Allen is built like a Big Ben rape tank, dude is built for hits
>>145155874I remember my rich, childhood friend who had Gamecube, Super Nintendo, Xbox and a gaming computer.
>>145154889>I really, really like winning.
Videos like this make you feel a little sorry for blk boys, they're so small and frail compared to White men. They get on the team to run fast and get CTE fast kek.https://youtube.com/watch?v=l-ufR6LWm0U
>>145148336Wouldn't be surprised if Rodgers and Adams came out as butt buddies soon.
I still think that the only reason we don't see more great late round QBs is because they don't get any reps.
>>145156182>It's been 11 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”
I'm not sold on the Vikings, I think they're frauds but if they beat the Lions I will become a believer.
>>145156122>richHad all those things and more yet grew up poor. You just had a shitty parent.
>>145156344Their ceiling is a divisional round win even if they go 17-0.
>>145155884Brady would actually have been impossible to scout properly. His eliteness comes from his ability to dissect defenses. Outside of that he's not much of an athlete, doesn't have the best arm and doesn't stick out from any other generic fuddy duddy tall white QB. Autism is basically his strength. You aren't going to get the full picture until you actually put him in a position to be the starter and play full games. Even then he still took a couple years to adjust to the NFL and study enough to really become elite. It's not like they passed on Mahomes or Rodgers.
>>145156458>watch michigan tape where he wins and makes gigantic comebacks despite the coaches sabotaging him>hmmm no he looks chubby
>>145156344>if these frauds beat these other frauds, they won’t be frauds anymoreOdd bit of logic there.
>>145156561>domebabby fraud bowl
>>145156599SEASON TURN AROUND BEGINS TODAYOWL GUARANTEED
>>145156386I didn't have a current gen console until I got a 360 in 2008. In fact, a few years earlier, my stepdad hyped me up for weeks before my birthday telling me he was going to get me an Xbox, only for him to buy a PS1 in a plastic bag from some sketchy dude standing in front of a strip mall. He also molested my sister.
>>145156599the titans somehow seem worse than the browns.
what went wrong?
>>145156599At least Levis got that Mayo money first
>>145156599Is his sister hot like Wills?
>>145156599based hes in my top 5 handsomest players in the league
>>145148953ngl I thought thid was gonna be a photoshop of T-Law over her face lol.
>>145156694Too much heart and not enough skills
>>145156694>2012+12>white QBs
>trump attending Steelers Jets game>remembered trump attended Alabama LSU game years ago and Alabama lost a home game for the first time in many yearsSteeler bros... we're so cooked...
>>145156599OH NO NO NO NO NO OH GOD FUCKING NO BILLSBROSWILL LEVIS COMMITTING 5 TURNOVERS WAS OUR ONLY CHANCE AT WINNINGIT'S OVER
What actually is happening with the Jags right now?
>>145156694He plays like Josh Allen in his rookie year or Carson Wentz at his worse, post-injury.
>>145156991they will beat the patriots trust the plan
script writers have already decided that home dog Pittsburgh will win in hilarious fashion over the cursed Jest in primetime. Harris/Warren run all over them and then TJ Watt heems Rodgers.
>>145157069
>>145156561Loins seem pretty good, what makes them frauds?
Dan Orlovsky, Ball Knower
>>145156599I will always compare him to baker mayfield.
What stadiums have the best food? I went to Fed Ex field and ordered a milkshake but it wasn't a milkshake, it was literally just soft serve. They didn't even bother to stir it and I got no spoon.
>>145156599>no new levis for the collagedamn
>>145157069nobody had to write the script of Gayron imploding and dragging the entire jets team with him
>>145156599With Russell Wilson it'll be 42 QBs who'll start a game this season already
WELCOME TO __________!
>>145157958https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM?si=AIBmhyQZDWBwfsVG
>>145158051Honestly, a good fit. Stefanski would groom him well.
>>145156991>paki owners
Less than 24 hours until Vikeshitters get a much needed reality check.
>>145156721Fuck, Levis's sister is hot.
>>145158301Not me though. I’ll be staying away from the board once my Vikies lose. I won’t see your insults. I win.
Ran into this guy asking if I had any change on me. Said he was going massage parlour.
>>145158391
>>145157958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
I just LOVE college football Saturdays! There’s nothing better than spending hours upon hours watching 30, 50, and 70 point blowouts! Wow what a sport!
>>145158391notlikethis..
>>145148293Only a few more hours vikuntYour fraudulent team will be exposed I have the screenshots stillWe're almost there :]
>>145158507Bama vs Tennessee is a very shit game and I'm sitting here watching all of it
>>145158507Which dumbass team is going to draft bama's qb?
screenshot this bussy
>>145158670
Now that the dust has settled and the Browns are obviously preparing for, another, long term rebuild can we all agree that this was the exact moment that the Browns decided to can Baker? https://youtu.be/N3q1ZW_Lfy4Regardless of your take on the Garrett v. Rudolph bout, this interview is exactly what the Browns organization meant when they said that Baker wasn't a culture fit. The team NEEDED Baker to defend Garrett no matter what. Garrett was, and is, their entire team. Baker valuing a PR move over the team was the killing blow to a QB that was losing trust with his offense. It nearly ended his career. Now, hindsight is 20/20, and this actually ended up benefitting Baker in the long run. If it weren't for one single late-season game on the Rams, Baker would be coaching highschool ball.All that said, the Browns and the City of Cleveland deserve their shittier poverty franchise. I hope they never fix it.
>>145158391Average green gay poster
>>145157337You’re about to find out
>>145157390Where the Cardinals play and it's not even close
>>145158921ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>145158921I'm a fat Italian-American from Chicago fed on midwestern comfort food and even I cringe at this
>>145158921Fucking gross, but I did see this kind of abomination with jelly beans in it and that's worse.
Trump has Coom meme magic on his side, it's over
>>145158763I agree, this was Baker Mayfield's scab moment. This was the career equivalent of Russell Wilson getting an office for no reason.
>mason rudolph startedlol poor will levis
>>145159122Is he trying to out chud Bosa, Burrow, and Butker?
>>145157390The best food experience I've ever had at a sports game was the new Texas Rangers ballpark. They cut half of the traditional slop stands for name-branded fast food offerings and local restaurants. Then they have actual restaurants and bars on top of that. Unironically the best eating experience in any stadium on the planet.
>>145159122Welcome back to the based timeline
>>145159122>That crowdLike pottery
>>145159314mentally ill black men often become maga because they feel rejected and alienated by societymaga is a populist moment that prioritizes feelings over all, there's no better landing spot for themwhile they vote against their own interests, they won't have to deal with cultural and societal guidance of the libsinsignificant social battles are far more important to maga voters, and the only thing that matters to a black man whose brain is literally rotting
>Imma say some words on this QB real quick but first let me say even more words about how good I am
>>145159460>I'm not hating...*raises hands*...I'm just telling it like I see it
>>145158507Enough about last weeks professional sports.
Ryback would heem everyone ITT
More like Rytrash
>>145159415care to explain this then?
BREAKING>BREAKINGBREAKING>BRWAKINGBREAKING MAXX CROSBY TO THE LIONSPER ADAM SCHEFTER THE LIONS HAVE AGREED TO A DEAL WITH THE RAIDERS FOR THE VETERAN DE TO REPLACE HUTCHINSON AFTER HIS GRUESOME INJURY!!!>inb4 source
>>145159398Every time
>>145159692Who this qt gyaru(female)
>>145159705He's not black apparently
>>145159352Just how high is his power level?
>>145159705I mean I'm very convinced that Lamar Jackson is autistic, and he's also very obviously black.
>>145159725>It's real
>>145157337The utter lack of defense, shitty qb and dipshit head coach maybe?
>>145159122based coom
Almost time for georgia/texas so it's dinner time! We like our Latinx food with a little "kick" in our house >:) Go Horns!
>>145159986>Lack of defenseDidn't they hold the highest paid QB to 9 points last week?>>145160057I know this is bait, but I put a whole bottle of this in my taco meat as I cook it.
>trump attending the steelers gamekek, cant wait for the shitshow
>>145159325This sounds really good
>>145159122Trump merger with CTESPN just feels right, doesn't it.
>>145160419Trump, Elon and Coom all working together
Washington Commanders rookie Jayden Daniels has a secret weapon: a virtual reality headset that's been called the flight simulator for quarterbacks.Why it matters: The gizmo is changing sports — and one reason why the 23-year-old looks so much beyond his years on the gridiron.Zoom in: Daniels uses the VR tech every day at 6am, CBS said on air last week. Lifelike game scenarios are loaded in.Daniels hears his offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury narrating the plays — just like on the real field, per The Athletic.The simulation is realistic enough to immerse the user in different scenarios and stadiums, down to displaying details like the location of play clocks.And Daniels plays the VR at the "highest possible setting," The Athletic writes.After training on the superfast simulation, Daniels says "everything slows down" when he steps out on game day.Flashback: Daniels used the VR set at LSU on his way to winning the Heisman Trophy.He credits the extra reps for accelerating his growth. It also helped him stay on his game when he suffered a concussion in practice last year at LSU.The product was designed by German company Cognilize initially for soccer players.The bottom line: The Commanders' coaching staff is all-in.Even if it initially shook Kingsbury: "The first time I put it on, I backed into the wall," he told The Athletic. "It felt like the (pass) rush was coming."
>>145160057Gross anon
>>145160137Just because Jerry Jones is an idiot doesn’t make the Lions defense good. Remember, they gave up 500 yards to Geno Smith.
>>145159415Not even bait lmao
>>145160717Oh cool, didn't know games were won on yards now instead of points.
>>145160745can't be bait when it's true
>>145160657Jayden Daniels gonna be the videogaming scrambler that wins kingsbury a ringmurray was stuck playing cod but Jaydens in VR molding himself to different passrush looks
>>145160794Cool
>>145160657I'm a bit dubious of VR but if it works it works.
>>145148921Im both excited and sad about this. As a fins fan, they need him badly. He's elite and this board owes him an apology. But as a person, he really should retire for his health. His brain will be scrambled eggs if he gets hit again
>>145160750If you want to hitch your wagon to a proven loser, you go ahead and do that. I’ll stick with the undefeated team.
>>145161067kek fucking kill yourself you retarded faggot.he's not elite, he's a retard who has dragged the phins down for more than 4 years now. He also can't retire as his dad won't let him lose 100+ million extra.
>>145160057retarded fucks who get turned on by downing carolina reaper shit are mocking you but texmex is delicious
>>145161191(lol
Football is gay
>>145161246>that dumb gif againThat really was their Super Bowl wasn’t it?
>>145160057>>145161237wanted to add to this, the real fucking crime isn't some mild seasoning advertised to people who grew up on mild palates, it's that those people influence shit like Jalapenos losing all bite. I bought a canned jalapeno for some cheap mexican i made tonight, and most of it was seedless husks, that had 1/10th of the bite a jalapeno had a decade ago.I know it became the normie meme for spice, but the jalapeno manufacturers didnt have to nerf it for broader appeal combined with eaiser shipping costs
>>145161196>he's not eliteThis season proves thats a lie. I bet you were one of those people that was saying that he was only good because of Hill/Waddle and the RBs, and that they would make any QB look good.
>>145161316>getting bootyblasted by retarded triptranniesKEK
>>145161316I just personally find it funny, the low effort edits and spinning really resonate with me for some reason. I don't think I've seen anyone else post it in a while.
>>145161430No I was "one of the people" that has been suffering through watching the phins refuse to draft worth a fuck for over 30 years you stupid moon cricket. He was and is a worthless coconut. McDaniel making overcomplicated plays that don't work WITH tua doesn't somehow make him good after the fact. You might forget that he was doing miserable before he heemed himself into the clone of damar hamlin. Oh no, you would have no idea about that since you don't actually watch football. Reminder: the phins were the "top offense" last year according to the NFL and did fucking NOTHING of merit. And grier instead of capitalizing on supposed success did nothing to improve or protect the QB anymore. Turn off your VPN.
Mahomes is better than your QB
>nooooo Tua is actually good because backups thrown to the wolves behind a line that won't defend them either can't get shit done (even though he's never actually shown that on the field)This may be the most pathetic cope since the formation of the bahamas.
>>145161525
>>145161639Napoleon Dynamite lookin good for his age.
>>145161639>T. mahomes took a deep shot on a freeplay and retarded chuds and gamblers bitched and moaned
>>145161790>Manly lizard throw football
>Clots benching FlaccoThis is the first I'm hearing of there being a transcendent generational player in college worth tanking for. Who is it?
>Vita Vea has a hamstring injuryyeah, we fucking lost
>>145161880This is what you get for dodging helene and milton you fucking faggot fucks total tampa death
trip on bitchknees
>>145161772Nice cope
>>145161980kek>I wanna look at guys>*shoves tranny swift in your face*>I SAID HOT GUYS!
>>145161980>Nice copeexcept football is a sport where every play is recorded, and an overwhelming majority of his interceptions overturned by penalties comes on free plays.
>>145161863Cam Ward
Is Trevor Lawrence still elite?
HA HA FOOTBALL RIGHT YOU GUYS THIS POST IS ABOUT FOOTBALL SEE? FOOTBALL.
>>145162108ermmm.....is that taylor..and.......Le Jew?????what the sigma!
>>145162190NO HE JUST LOVES FOOTBALL JUST TWO FOOTBALL LOVING DUDES
>>145159786Shiina Sora. Check out her lesbian wrestling vids.
>>145161639Mahomes-haters have let themselves go
>Mahomes-hatersKEK somehow this was typed with a lisp
>>145162252>ywn have a slut gyaru gf
Now that the dust has settled is Brady an elite announcer?
>>145161525True. Can my Saints have him?
>>145162444Fuck no he's a retard. He's barely better than the shitheads they have on most channels but thats such a low fucking bar its barely worth mentioning. Outside of a few old guard its so fucking awful how bad on the field and in the booth commentary has become. Though not really shocking when you look at the clowns that make up sports "media" nowadays.
>>145162444Nah, he still getting comfy to the role.
>>145162208
>>145162456no
>>145162047Wait till you find about the holdings that don't get called>But we have the most holding calls!!Exactly, it's just that the refs don't call them every time and the Chiefs know this so they keep taking their chances.We've been thru this before. It's all so tiresome
>>145162456But he isn't. Rattler is better
>>145162581Every single play has both PI and OPI its why you'll see me randomly rant about OPI calls against the phins kekIt means nothing. It is made up bullshit by the /refgang/ to fuck your team over while they bet the spread. I'll repeat for those in the back:EVERY REGULAR NFL PLAY HAS OPI AND PI IN IT, REFS CALL IT WHEN THEY FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.
>>145162627>touchdownKEK
>>145162627Oh shit you can get Tua'd in madden now?
>>145162627surprise surprise, another player injured by the dirty ass detoilets
>>145162741hawk tuad
>>145162646Delete this!
>>145162865I'M GOIN ROGUE YOU CANT STOP ME
ahem...
>mahom3s
>>145162581>Wait till you find about the holdings that don't get calledYou mean cope losing teams do because they were the worse football team?
>>145162996nice try ref.
>>145162996>t.
>>145163010>>145163054When KC is backed up to 2nd&34, because of penalties you know what they do? Travis Kelce laterals the ball, they get to 4th&1 and Mahomes gets the first down by scrambling.You know what 31 other teams do in the league on 2nd&34? Punt on 4th&25.
this quivering bussy is waiting
7om Br(GO)a(T)dy >muttho3ms
hmm...
>>14516306931 other teams get called for block in the back there, so I guess I have no choice but to concede the point.
>gets the first down by scramblinghmmm....
>>145148293
>>145163136>get called for block in the back there, sFucking whereit doesn't happen, there is no block in the back
>>145163164>Acrisure Stadium WTF IS THIS SHIT?
>>145163164Why doesn't heels up harris attend games? Is she a hater of the game?
>>145163155
>>145163247oh no no no
>>145163155>closest two are against the packturds 30 years ago...
>>145163231Alcohol is too expensive at nfl games
>>145163158Now how about the other 122 plays that happened that game.
>>145163319Well, ok, I start posting them...
>>145163349Now how about the 121 other plays?
>>145163069There were 3-4 holds and 2 opis on that play.
>>145163313stop being poor
>>145163418>Muh imaginary penaltieslol
>>145163478Every. Single. Regular. NFL. Play. ALL OF THEM. Have holding and OPI and PI. All of them.
>>145163496>I dont understand the rules because I've never played an actual snap of real football in my life, and so I pretend there is OPI and PI on every playlol
>>145163513I get that you don't understand football because you've never played a snap of real football in your life but that has nothing to do with the NFL. Ask refs, they'll say the same thing. In fact, I don't think anyone in this thread would argue with that statement other than people making excuses for themselves.
chiefs don't commit penalties
>>145163496Nice caps homo. Get a fucking life.
>>145163513this but unironicallylifelong chiefs fan of 3 years btw
>>145163576chiefs despite being 13% of the league's refbabbies commit over 52% of penalties.
Will you niggers stop talking about the same fucking thing every thread?
>>145163362This isn't a charity. You'll have to wait. I'll post 1 per week going forward.
>>145163571I dont think you understand, the NFL sets the standards and regulations at which the highest level of professional football is played.The rules as they are enforced by the NFL, are the rules of the sport>BUT WAHHHH REJECT AUTHORITY IM A PUNK REBEL THAT GRILLS OUT AND WATCHES SUNDAY FOOTBALLfucking kek
>>145163639One could say the same about you lonely boy. It's Saturday night, try not having your hand wrapped around your little cock for once in your life.
>>145163639No.
>>145163639NoJust like how you can choose between two candidates, you can choose between two topics.
Penalties happen on every single play but the referees only call it on the Chiefs because that's what Nick Wright told me. We've never caught a break from officiating ever.
>>145163776>loins missed the playoffs this season>this was their super bowlkwab
>>145163576Kansas City Cheats do commit penalties. They just never get called. If they do, they will receive make up calls when the game is on the line.
Did Deshaun Watson actually sex and eat all those women?
>>145163789>moving the goalpostsKYS Jeff Miller
>>145163807>loins missed the playoffs this seasonNO THAT'S WRONG!The Wions made the playoffs that year at 9-7, while the Vikings missed it at 8-8
Why the enmity between us Wions fans and Vikings fans? Aren’t we all just friends in the North?
Any incomplete pass that lands behind the line of scrimmage should be able to be recovered by the defense, even on throwaways. For over 20 years now, I am sick and tired of quarterbacks being saved from fumbles by the officials.
>>145164024Oh, well, surely they won the super bowl that year then, since, they BEAT THE 8-8 VIKINGS ZOMG!!!
>>145164083Nope.Neither the Vikings or the Lions have won a Super Bowl yet. Unlike my Raiders who have 3. :^)
>>145164064loins fans are getting uppity because they watched >their team win the division for the first time in 30 years. Vikings fans are just reminding them to act like they've been now. Its like that webm of the black humanoid screaming at the cashier in a walmart and the gigachad comes over and slaps him on the ass and tells him to get out.
>>145163155>32 year playoff drought and countingCouldn’t be my team haha
>>145164192You were being molested by your Uncle, Paul, in your pink jammies when those owls were played, you hold no rights over claiming them.
>>145163819gonna cry more about it?
>>145163247It really do be like that.>we bandwagoned a historically bad team and they continued to be historically bad! What a tragedy!
>>145164064viqueers are fucking terrified that the loins will win a ring before they do, that's why they're shitting their pants over them in particular even though the rest of the division is just as good
5-0
>>145164024How about you go fuck yourself?
>>145155637Buffalel never should've let him play that game
>>145164247They’re getting uppity because they know last year was their only shot and they’re desperate to stay relevant, so they pretend the team is good despite being the worst in the division by far.
>>145164386I would, but I'm in the middle of working on something important for the /nfl/ council
>>145164366Based
>>145163175I love seeing the denial of Chiefs fans Almost as bad as Astros fans
>>145164386I am only going to say this once - Do not use language like that on this messageboard again. It is crude and derogatory towards women. We don't accept it here, so do yourself a favor and understand the cultural connotations of that word. Broaden your vocabulary and find some other insults, women go through enough! So please, for yourself (and our female compatriots) that inhabit this community just as you do, CUT. IT. OUT. I hope you understand and work on yourself, man.
>>145164366It's actually 20-0 Georgia is BTFO of Texass
>>145164663
>>145164663Faggot detected, suck a cock and shut the fuck up
im gonna poop myself and when i get up in 4 hours all the dried poop will break and crust off my leg and gooch and flake off to the carpet
fan of your favorite team btw
>watching some cfb>o-line breaks down for 0.0000001 seconds>qb immediately scrambles >they don't even slide after getting the first downChrist is every zoomer QB going to play like this now?
Consent was NOT given.
>>145165005And there it is
>>145165005Must be the next gen blending with the current gen. That, of course, being memechuck for a DPI or a memerunner
The biggest trick the nfl ever pulled was making you think the great teams are the ref babiesThe truth is that slightly above average teams get the calls because it helps them over achieve, which brings in viewership and adds to the parity meme
>>145163657Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were disabled.
>>145165100*cough cough* eagles
>>145164821Go Jags btw
I can't stop seething about the chiefs bros
I can't stop seething about anyone saying anything negative about the chiefs bros
I can't stop, addicted to the shindig
>>145165432https://youtu.be/3Q9rewnLFYwI CANT STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
>>145165469Don't ever reply to me again, bitch.
I really don't enjoy watching the Eagles anymore. I want to just watch redzone but I out of habit watch the Eagles too.
>>145165569Don't ever reply to *ME* again, cunt.
>>145165603I don't know how people can watch shit like redzone weekly. Do you bet on games or something? I can barely be asked to watch my team with all the bullshit the NFL fills the games with. If I gave up on my shitty team there is no fucking way I'd interact with the NFL in any way. It isn't like the superb owl has been kino in a long time. The games suck and the ads are garbage.
>>145165605
>>145165656I started watching last year when I started playing fantasy
>>145165674I cant believe you've done this.
>>145165706>fantasy footballOh so its terminal. Sorry to hear about your condition anon.
>>145165719Call him eryn
>>145159999Honestly a shame nobody checked these digitsBased Coom
>>145165942checking your own posts invalidates them, tranny
>>145165656No I don't bet. I just enjoy the sport and redzone is kino.
>*writes "don't believe his lies" on photograph*
145165965>implying me and bradys sixth ringNot my trip, not my post
>>145166079I enjoy the sport which is why I can't watch the nfl much beyond a game or so a week. I'd rather play it than even tangentially support this disgusting league.
>me and rapedbyaraidersfanhmmm
>>145165337your mom can't stop chasing my cock
>>145166271my black single mother is shaking her finger at you right now
Interrupting your shitty thread to remind you that your teams all suck and the refs are going to have another undefeated season this year.
>>145166434
/ref/s would like the thread to know we do not support namefags or triptrannies and do not associate with them. Thank you and have a nice day.
The Chefs lose to the 69ers
>>145166782Nope, flag, they were givin them the business.
>>145163789Facts don't care about your feelings. The data shows the Chiefs have more penalty yards than their opponents. It's one of the worst in the league in the last 6 years. Nick Wright uses data to make his arguments, you neckbeards use your feelings, hence the reason he is watched by thousands and you are a nobody.
>>145166782this is like if gordan ramsay had sex with sex workers and then i jerked off and busted all over
>>145166782Probably. Chiefs are due and 49ers really really need to win this game to get mentally right. Reminds me of last year when the eagles beat the chiefs last year
>>145166880>Facts don't care about your feelings. The data shows the Chiefs have more penalty yards than their opponents. It's one of the worst in the league in the last 6 years. Nick Wright uses data to make his arguments, you neckbeards use your feelings, hence the reason he is watched by thousands and you are a nobody.
are you fucking kidding me? so literally throwing bottles on the fields and delaying a game forces the refs to change a call. HOLY FUCKING BULLSHIT. FUCK THESE COCKSUCKS I HOPE KIRBY TELLS SOMEONE TO LITERALLY BREAK THE QBS NECK. FUCK TEXAS WHITE TRASH
>MUHHHHH STATS from the mutt-worshipping jew's tv showargument 100% invalidated.
>>145167120>so literally throwing bottles on the fields and delaying a game forces the refs to change a call.Not in my experience it doesn'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePyioRZNABc
>>145159460How you doin, Peggy?
>>145167383Uh huh! Uh huh!
chiefs numba 1
>>145164218230 million dollars
>>145165764My brain is fried
The Reffies in the Georgia vs Texas game got bullied by the crowd.
>>145167791Based
>>145167791Where have I heard this one before?
>>145167943Dude sold his meds to buy that outfit.
>>145164366>viqueefs
>>145168025Retard
>>145168074
make a new thread for me gayleb
>>145168111
>>145168162Let me drive into the city and ask him.
>>145166880>chiefs consistently cheat more than their opponentswow shocking now draw the logical conclusion bro
>>145168219>>145168219new
