Did you know that Chris Jones is the only NFL player to have 40 pressures in a season? For more information google "Chris Jones 40"
I miss him every day.
Ravens
just googled it, it’s true! wow
another one down
>>145168219Literally who
>>145168302For more information google "Chris Jones 40"
>>145168298>muh gnomes
kangz
phins are gonna win tomorrow you guys...yay
My Ninies
Caleb Williams spends his nights doing puzzles and going to Six Flags. A welcome relief over that scumbag Jay Cutler.
Many fellow Chiefs fans may not agree but Matt Nagy deserves a lot more credit for the Chiefs success. Caught between Brett Veach whose ego denies the team talented skill players and Andy Reid whose noticeably slipping as a coach, he's kept the Chiefs offense humming even if they can't pull off the bigger flash plays we knew. We can only hope that he succeeds Andy Reid as HC.
>>145168416
>>145168446You can't say that word thats our word
>>145168416good for him
>>145168298>raygun_td_dance.webm
>>145168391>gay robot No wonder everyone thinks 49er fans are homo
Yoo WTFF OP I don't even watch this semen slurping sport and when I googled Chris Jones 40 I got pic related... My wife was watching the screen and now she's told me to sleep on the couch tonight idk what the fuck is going on
>>145168496KEK thats a good one too
this bussy is a good one
>>145168416Tell me, why does Erykah wear the hat?
>>145168298>terrion arnold is going to cripple mahomes in the superbowlthe prophecy has been foretold
My...my raiders...https://youtu.be/t3s6VrRzJnw
>>145168630>after assaulting his own team all season, mahomes is left for dead
wanna hear a joke? The new york jets haha.
>>145168416>white wine and a puzzlezesty
>>145168658sir, a second jete has hit the towers
>new england vs jacksonvillewhat a piece of shit game to wake up for
>just got banned from twitter for saying every eagles player should be executed if they lose to the giants tomorrowreal nice app you've got there, elon.
>>145168658PFFFFFFT HAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
>>145168706oy vey is this what you chuds want in trump’s america?
>>145168698you should do what i'm doing and sleep until 1
>>145168638
>chiefs usually near the top of the league in penalty yard differential>you’re not supposed to notice that this means they consistently cheat at one of the highest rates in the leaguepottery
>>145168698>waking up for footballno.
>>145166880nick wright had to suck jewish cock to get on tv
>>145168778shut up bitch the chiefs have never cheated and will never cheat they are perfect wonderful beings
>>145168698Any 8:30am cst game is an optional gift if you wake up and can't get back to sleep. The league wants you to watch it but doesn't expect it. Don't bitch. It's a gift >BUT MY REEE FRANXHIAE REEE GETS MORE REEE INTERNATIONAL GAMESyou're a new franchise expanded in the 90s and better accept your fuckin lumps
>>145168774>most overdressed Raiders fan
>>145168778> usually near the top of the league in penalty yard differentialWrong and even if they were it's not shocking to say the best passer in the league is taking advantage of a passer friendly NFL like Brady
Okay but seriously, why does he hate the Jets so much?
>>145168939Vinny Testaverde once cut in front of him
>>1451688272 weeks ago we got jets vs vikings. Last week we got da Bears. This week we get nothing.
Carson Beck and Quinn Ewers are not NFL quality.
>>145168861by at the top i mean have a positive penalty yardage differential wrt their opponents there’s even a silly screenshot in the last thread that says as much
>>145168774
>>145168446False flagging motherfucker. Most likely a Raiders fan. He knows the offense went from godly to pure shit as soon as Nagy took over in 2023 and wants him to become the HC to end the dynasty. They are winning in spite of Nagy.
>tfw too sad to falseflag
>>145168778>>1451691022018 penalties>Net count: -24 penalties >Net yards: -223 yards2019 penalties >Net count: 12 (9th in NFL) >Net yards: -902020 penalties >Net count: -18 penalties>Net yards: -264 yards2021>Net count: 10 (11th in NFL)>Net yards: 302022>Net count: 21 (also equal to total presnap count penalties for the year)>Net yards: -592023 >Net count -12>Net yards -161 That makes Mahomes a net -11 penalties and -767 total net yards in his career vs penalties called against KC and he's still managed to win games.
>>145168997Shedeur is QB1
>>145168997They should bench Sewers dudes throwing meatballs
>>145169144
This is one of the most kino photos in NFL history.
>>145169210yeah huh i guess it’s a good thing the team is cheating on the field
>>145169321The correction to this is this year so far they're +8 net penalties and +63 yards making his net career totals-4 net penalties-98 net penalty yardsThe team has been penalized a lot during Mahomes reign, it's just the stuff Mahomes does to close out and win games that puts him above other QBs, and not ref shit.
>>145169437Correction, I mean -3 Net penalties, and -698 penalty yardsa bit drunk
>>145169437Bosa got held
>>145169437>mahomes and kelce draw a dpi on 4th and a hundred billionyeah this “stuff mahomes does” goes a long way for sure
I just know Taylor's pussy is mid
>>145169499>>145169509>le uncalled phnatom ppenalty excuse to cope with losingkek
>>145169537
>>145169537>assuming I'm an iggle or 69IRs fankek
>>145169537>reading comprehension
>>145169597you dont have to be either of them to be assmad at the Chiefs and wrong
21 Overturned interceptions9 Offsides4 Booth Reviews4 DPI3 Illegal Contact1 Defensive Holding1 Roughing the PasserThis adds up to 22, but one of them fulfills 2 conditions. The 2019 Week 13 was Booth Reviewed into a DPI, something I forgot even existed.Feel free to check my work via ESPN(I'm sure I missed at least one) or see if I miscounted.The truth will set you free.
>>145168971I’m watching ironically, but also what the hell let’s see drake maye against a real shitter of a team
>>145169636>9 Offsidesthis alone being the majority and him getting less overturned interceptions by judgement calls than Burrow should've been the end of this conversation, but some people won't care about reality and care about narratives.
>>145168997basically cam ward might be QB1 in this weak ass class and Darnold might get 4/180M on the FA market
>>145169537The hidden secret behind that play is that the Chiefs have such a shitty WR that the opposing team thinks to themsevles, "there's no way they will throw it to him". Sky Moore is one of the worst WRs in the league.
You guys remember when Taintsfags thought they were going to the Super Bowl and then they lost five straight? Good times lol.
>>145169681>>145169636So, I've been thinking a lot about that viral Patrick Mahomes interceptions overturned by penalty statistic from the weekend. It felt like a bad-faith use of data. I went and took a closer look to see if that was true. To start, this stat has no denominator. The player we would expect to lead the league in interceptions overturned by penalties since the start of 2018 is the guy who has thrown the most passes of any kind over that timeframe: Patrick Mahomes, with 3,608 pass attempts.Jared Goff (3,508) is the only QB within 300 attempts. Because he's thrown more than anyone, Mahomes leads since 2018 in lots of things, like passes completed for exactly 13 yards (96) or yards on slants (1,215). So it's no surprise that he leads the league in overturned INTs. After that play in the Bengals game, this stat was used to further the idea that Mahomes is being bailed out for bad passes by referees. The problem is that there's a penalty which wipes off a lot of interceptions that has nothing to do with referee judgment calls: Offsides. Eight of those 17 interceptions were plays where a defender went offsides and Mahomes threw the ball up on a free play. Those obviously aren't bailout calls. (Furthermore, the most famous offsides call last year was on ... then-Chiefs player Kadarius Toney.) One of the 17 didn't actually wipe off an interception - Matt Judon was flagged for unnecessary roughness during a return, and the Ravens still took possession of the football, which leaves 16 picks. (It's possible I'm missing one, but the stat in the tweet isn't sourced at all.)So that leaves eight overturned interceptions we can ascribe to plays that involve referee judgment calls (DPI, roughing the passer, illegal contact, etc). Including the interceptions, that's about one for every 452 passes Mahomes has thrown since 2018.
What team is this?
>>145169752not reading all that shit, you're a fag lol
>>145169753Hurts how /nfl/ sees himHurts how he sees himself
>>145169752It's one of the higher rates I can find, but there's one quarterback who has a higher rate of interceptions overturned by plays that involve a referee's discretion since 2018, and it isn't going to help Bengals fans who are worried about a conspiracy against them. Joe Burrow has had eight interceptions overturned by penalties since joining the league (two offsides, four DPI, an illegal use of hands, and a defensive holding.) That's six judgment calls across 1,966 pass attempts, or one every 327.7 attempts.In other words, Mahomes wasn't even the quarterback who had been bailed out by judgment calls from referees most often in the game he was playing on Sunday, let alone league-wide. >>145169768>I M TOOO RETARDED TO READ WHAT IS 2 MINUTES OF TEXT SO ILL CONTINUE TO BE RETARDED ??? nice job telegrpahing to everybody you're a retard who can't do the bare minimumfyi 4chan has a 2k character requirement, goback2twitter if you're unironically filtered by it
>>145169681>9>MajorityPedantry aside, 12 over 5 years and change isn't earthshattering. This is close to the numbers someone pulled on reddit from some source they wouldn't disclose, so I assume it's correct. It certainly isn't the 53 that one twitter post says, but I did see a lot of Flacco dragons while getting all of this, regardless, that's for another time.I was going to make a video and get more conclusive data on if these calls were good, but I can't be bothered to hunt down the full game tapes.
>reddit spaced blog posts
>>145168939Why don't you hate the jets? As a phin fan:fuck the jetsfuck the pats fuck the bills
>>145169813>Florida manOh fuck, my sides
>>1451696819 out of 22 is a plurality, not a majority
i think all chiefs fans should have their heads sawed off with barbed wires
>>145169832Joe Burrow leads the league in ints turned over by pass attempts for judgement calls.Patrick Mahomes, who leads the league in passing attempts by over 300+ attempts over his compatriots (a full season for other QBs) is expected to lead in a lot passing categories by sheer volume of attempts.Mahomes leads the league in exactly 13 yard passes, or yards gained on slants. And a lot of passing statistics. Because he passes more than any other Qb
Imagine if real athletes played football
>>145169950LET'S GO YANKEES
The Raiders should trade Maxx Crosby to the 49ers for Deebo. It would be a stupid trade for the Raiders but I think Mark Davis is dumb enough to do it.
Is being a pro athlete even worth it? The come down once you hit 40 has to be more painful than anything a normie has felt.
Are the Yankees the greatest franchise in all professional sports?
>>145170045You can literally just buy championships in the MLB so no.
>>145170031imagine being a useless coconut who is already cloned so it doesn't even matter if you die.
The Lions had Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, and Ndamukong Suh. That's a hell of a foundation but they never even won a playoff game together.
SHIEEEEEEEEETthis guy is right 60% of the time every time
>>145170009Fuck off, lions fans were bitching all week since Aiden went down
>>145170148Yeah and it would be hilarious if they watched the 49ers get the guy they wanted.
>this just in: Raiders trade Aidan O'Connell for Aiden Hutchinson
>>145170143>twitterwho cares he's gay in my book
No way in hell anyone is waking up early to watch the fucking Jaguars and Patriots play in London
>>145170143>keep pounding...>*loud sigh*yjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjO55dGyFogHoly shit I didn't know college football can get this based
>>145170293>cucked by a dogNo way
>>145170293>>keep poundingThe completely innocuous phrase said by Football fans for decades until you came up with this retarded post?
Soon Coom
>>145170253>9:30 am>earlyjesus christ you fucking loser
>>145170336>>145170346
>>145170360Mr. Big President
>>145170360Kek
>>145170369Not them but that is pretty early given church and family breakfast. Rude of the NFL to interrupt sunday like that. The lord comes before such nonsense.
>>145170346nah i always knew football fans were a bunch of homos
>>145169210Love the denialWe've been saying the Chiefs were ref babies for years and the normies are all finally realizing and this is driving Chiefs fans mad. Lol. The insecurity with all these bozos and they're """charts"""
>>145170467posting webms is enough to get chiefs fans to leave the fucking threads after crying kek
>>145168298heem floppy
>>145170360Welcome back to the best timeline
>>145170532uhhh real chicago bears energy here
>>145170369The game is at 7:30 in the morning for me
>>145169437This play is literally what makes mahomes "good">Doesn't get holding calls when it matters (they hold every play so it should be getting called all the time but w/e)>Le escape pocket but defense can't touch me because I'll flop like a soccer player.Defense can't run at full speed because they have to account the distance it takes to slow down before hitting the QB and drawing a flag That's it. He's not specialI already know what the Chiefs will reply with: some graphic comparing mahomes and BradyLike I give a shit. Brady was also a ref baby but Mahomes is on a whole new leveel
>>145169752Didn't readMental gymnastics the post
>>145170143i hope he's rightit's so funny when the insiders get mad about rickey shooting from the hip
>>145169768Nah I am
>>145170009Why the fuck would they trade deebo away when they don't have CMC??
>>145170031I remember being quite good at a few FPS videogames. On one I was in the top clan and I was very well know in the game.That was 15 years ago and the comedown from just that feels like pic related
>>145170532How many times do you guys think the secret service stripped searched this guy before allowing him to take a picture like that with his arms around him??
my steelies have been blessed by doon and coom :)
what's the NFL equivalent of being an old obese sleepy fuck in the early stages of dementia?
another day of discussing politics on a sports board, king?
>>145170819Ask your QB, Devante.
>>145170819trip on jannie
>>145170841shut the fuck up and stick your head in the sand a little deeper then faggot
>shut the fuck up and stick your head in the sand a little deeper then faggot
im listening to playboi carti and preparing for my iggles to disappoint me tomorrow
>TIL michael jackson beat tupac's ass because he was disrespecting his niece
>>145170301God I hope my chiefs get to do this. Refs are very biased against us and it really isn't fair
which NFL players' wives hate their guts?
>>145170819It's so funny that dems know they've lost and are now desperately desperately trying to do what the right did to successfully kill Biden's career.Sorry, no more debates :)
>>145169316
Unironic rumors are swirling that my Chiefs are trying to trade for Cooper Kupp
>>145170913i don't buy this
>>145170974this is what takes it to the next level, honestly
>>145171011No, I think I'll vote for him :)See you in 3 weeks
>>145171014it might be bullshit, but MJ was regularly practiced martial arts while tupac had the muscle masshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcLh6Ppr9cA
>>145169736He even fucked up the play and lined up wrong and Mahomes was like "whatever retard" and threw it anywayHardman at least put a good move on the defense for his own corndog in the last owl
Been through 5 different presidents and not a single one has had a noticeable impact on my life.
>>145171060You say this until we get our own Trudeau and end up literally killing the country, similar to how my Kansas City Chiefs kill the NFLIt actually does matter who's in charge
>>145171043oh no i agree MJ grew up gang affiliated and could fight, but i just think if this was true we would have heard about it by now
>>145171060I can't name a single thing the Biden administration did or a single member of the cabinet outside of Harris
>>145171060if orange man gets elected and enacts the tariffs he says he will, the economy is completely fandangoed
>>145170988We are trading for a big name. Not Diante Johnson or whatever whom I literally don't even know.People don't realize Rice may never play for us again. He's out the entire rest of this season and then will probably get a suspension next season. Even if he comes back that's far too long to be without a reliable WR1. And we have nobody to take his place at all.It's going to be a name that makes the media meltdown. Cooper Kupp or Tyreek Hill imo.
>>145171106If tariffs are bad, why did Biden keep all of them,or and why is Harris promising nearly as many new tariffs as Trump is?
>the average cowgirls fancringe
>>145171202>why did Biden keep all of themsuch as?>>145171202>why is Harris promising nearly as many new tariffsmay i see it?
>>145171254stunt on em
>>145171145I agree. If we got Kupp it would be fucking GG it's over FATALITY for the next number of years. Veach has to know thatI'd prefer Kupp over Tyreek because of Cupp's mental game, he's apparently a big student of the game. Pair that with Andy Reid and basically a better Stafford?? Fuck offTyreek is basically just a physical specimen and we've already seen that he's not good enough to elevate us to the level of GG that Kupp might. Also probably way more expensive but I don't pay attention to cap bullshitThe reasons I think Kupp happens is 1. the Rams are reportedly willing and taking calls2. we're in a different conference3. Veach is probably willing to offer the most of any other team. We're in a 3peat year and we're tired of not having receivers worth a shitBoth sides would be glad to get it done
>>145171268Two 2s?
>>145171227>such as?Tariffs on China, Biden kept all of them>may i see itHarris has stated she'd put tariffs on electric vehicles However if you want a real economy destroying policy look no further than taxing unrealized gains and large increases to the long term capital gains tax
>>145171278>>145171268Lol I'm playing, he'd probably go for a 3.
>>145171278I'm guessing a second and third (I think we have an extra) (Personally I'd be willing to give a first rounder for Kupp but Veach is stingy with picks)
Has a head coach ever been fired not for shit performance but just because someone much better became available?
>>145171267
>>145171284>>145171284>Tariffs on China, Biden kept all of themwhich is retarded and good thing he isn't running>Harris has stated she'd put tariffs on electric vehiclesmay i see it?>>145171284>taxing unrealized gains and large increases to the long term capital gains taxjesus fucking christ, you know jack and shit about taxation, huh? the rich avoid taxes and get low interest loans on stocks they hold and can avoid taxes until they die. the purpose of the unrealized gains and long term capital gains is to make the rich pay their fair share>NOOOOOOOOOOOO this hurts the common man!these taxes only apply if you have $100,000,000+ in assets which YOU don't have
>>145171308I don't think so because he's on the younger end of the "older vet" (if that makes sense) and is probably going to be more highly coveted than Adams and Amari Cooper, who went for 3rds. Apparently the Rams are fielding a lot of interestMy guess is several teams offer a second and Chiefs might take it by offering their extra third. Maybe 2026 second rounder and 2025 third rounder
>>145171341Kupp would take a higher pick than Adams? Not sure about that one
>>145171328>jesus fucking christ, you know jack and shit about taxation, huh? the rich avoid taxes and get low interest loans on stocks they hold and can avoid taxes until they die. the purpose of the unrealized gains and long term capital gains is to make the rich pay their fair shareSuggest baking in a tax on large loans into the interest then you fucking retard. Hell even a wealth tax, albeit stupid, is not as stupid as taxing unrealized gains. Taxing unrealized gains ensures massive yearly sell offs. I work in finance, this is a horrible and disasterously stupid idea, it's why no country does it.>these taxes only apply if you have $100,000,000+ in assets which YOU don't haveYou know what I do have? A 401k and a roth IRA, which will tank in a world where unrealized gains are taxed because the majority of the investments into the assets are held by people who ARE subject to the unrealized gains tax.It's unique seeing someone who has no fucking understanding of how the economy works, it's the same tier of retard that thinks food comes from grocery stores
which game should i play?note that COD, Indian Jones, LiS, and STALKER haven't been released yet
>>145171381Adams was a locker room cancer who was forcing his way off the team one way or another which significantly reduces the Raiders leverage. Kupp isn't kicking up a stink and the Rams are probably only going to budge from their best receiver if the offer is very good. I think the league perception is also generally that Kupp is better than Adams
>>145171399Bro that's all you have?A Hat In Time
>>145171408>>145171381Kupp also comes with some real injury concerns that dampen his value
>>145171394>Taxing unrealized gains ensures massive yearly sell offsAgain. This only impacts those with $100,000,000+ of net assets which is less than 1% of the US populationThe top 1% of the US population holds 90% of the wealth yet currently pays far less than 90% taxes. The goal of this is to make the wealthy pay their fair shareIf a segment of the population owns 90% of the wealth, it would be fair that they pay 90% of the taxes. Do you not agree?
>>145171433That's true
>>145171425I'm about to toss A Hat in Time into the trash pile because I saved and exited, then loaded the save file again later and it did not save any of my progress on the mafia world
>>145171452>Again. This only impacts those with $100,000,000+ of net assets which is less than 1% of the US populationWho hold the majority of investment assets in the USWhen they sell off their stock, the asset value tanks, which hurts EVERYONE that holds that asset, including 18 year old Timmy making 30k a year who's putting money into his 401k for the first time
>>145171328>these taxes only apply if you have $100,000,000+ in assets which YOU don't havehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Xe3SGUH6A
>Chiefs receivers all die of injury>FUCK!!!>Ok, let's make a blockbuster trade for Cooper Kupp and fix this situation :P>Get Cooper Kupp!!>He can play in um maybe January?>Dies of injury as soon as he takes the field in the AFCCG>FUCK!!I hope the Chiefs are this stupid
>>145170947Stafford
>>145171469What's in the trash pile? Maybe there's some games you just overlooked.
>>145171399call of duty has been such shit. bring back WAW and Black ops 1 style story. when it was meant for mature audience. https://youtu.be/q5Ub8z9i614?si=Cx8-s-1NgYZTVg0U
>>145171497Sweaty Angeleno hands typed this postEveryone is realizing it makes sense, it's going to happen. And Cooper Kupp will win 3 rings with us and be remembered mainly as a Chief.I'm sorry(Puca next)
>>145171399Battlefield 1
>>145171399how about you go back instead
>>145170532>>145170360Based Coom and BellWhatever happened to Kelce Swift Kamala, its like it fizzled out
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>>145171452Here are two examples, George and JoeGeorge has 2 billion in assets in the market. George's 2 billion has increased by 200 million in the last year.Because Kamala has taken away any reason for George to hold his assets for more than a year with the increase to long term gains tax, to pay for the 25% unrealized capital gains tax (50 million), on January 1st George sells off 50 million in assets from his worst performing stocks, to both put the losses on his tax return, as well as to not have to pay much of any capital gains tax on those assets. Because all of those assets were already performing below the rate of the rest of the market, they tank, and even if the companies are still able to stay in business from the massive sell off from investors like George, the value of their stock is now at record lows.Then there's Joe. Joe has worked at his company for 30 years, and he's about to retire in March with. Joe's only retirement assets are his 401k and a company stock plan, but as of December 30th they've grown to a modestly impressive 2 million due to a lifetime of investing. Joe's company was one of the companies that George and others liquidated his holdings from. On January 10th, Joe checks his stock plan and 401k, and because of the massive unprecedented sell off, he has now lost 70% of his retirement Joe kills himself on January 11th, but it's okay because George sorta paid his fair share
>>145171638Unironically the Jets defenders were showing Brady respect. Pretty cool but also obviously strange and rare to see
>>145171399I've never seen a worse steam library, kill yourself
>>145171638>jets spent 2 decades being cucked figuratively and literally by brady>have the chance to legally put him in the hospital and knock him out for the year if not more>everyone goes out of their way to not do it, or even touch himwhat a farcical sport we watch.
>>145168600she stole that hat from Cam Newton, give it back you bitch!
>>145171668"Beef" between teams is usually between fans, most players are mercenaries and don't give a fuck. They also tend to like and respect each other. Niners and Eagles are the exception
>>145171638>th-they just respected him guys hehe! they weren't told by the reffies that if they injured him they'd be fined and blacklisted from the leaguedon't touch the golden calf boy
>>145171706I should've realized it sooner, given their color scheme, but reffies are really effective at bringing despair to the world, aren't they?
>>145171706Most ppl aren't psychos and don't want to be "that guy" who lays out the doddering GOAT when he goes for an ill-advised block. Obviously dysgenic fans want blood at all times and secretly wish they could rape and kill with impunity but successful normal people tend to have higher personal standards. They're not going to relish taking advantage of that situation to kill Tom Brady lol they're more interested in being able to tell their children they played against him.
>>145171767>Obviously dysgenic fans want blood at all times and secretly wish they could rape and kill with impunitytruth nuke
>>145171767>Most ppl aren't psychos anon these people play a game where they run into one and other at full speed, often followed by celebrating the massive hit and injury they inflicted on the other player. face facts they treated brady differently because he has special protections, anyone who denies this is just fucking blind or retarded or straight up lying.
>Mahomes the Goat supports Trump>So I will also support himSimple as
i might be drunk rn but i beleive drake maye will be a hall of fame qb
Besides the fact that even if the Loins made it to the superbowl Hutch would be nowhere near ready to play since he'd still need several months of rehab, it's funny as fuck seeing Loins fans think they even have a chance of getting there without him
>>145171807Context matters. Laying out a skill player in the prime of his life can give it and take it is one thing, laying out old man Tom Brady when he gets confused and wanders up field is another.
my reffies are undefeated kiss my ass faggots
>>145171837so you're just retarded or lying then, i guess the two aren't mutually exclusive
>>14517183748 was a mid round meat fodder rookie, I'm assuming he didn't want his name enshrined for it before he got a real paycheck. Gilchrist was the other I'm assuming that was possible with him though. who knows
>>145171827we'll know tomorrow
>>145169499So? Do you expect the refs to ruin a big moment over some rule?
>>145171835Why are you so obsessed with the Lions?This kind of thing isn't healthy, and I'm speaking from experience.
>>145171767I'm guessing Revis was the law on that defense and probably gave word to go easy on Grandpa. it shows at the end there too. complete guess
>>145171666i don't respect anyone's opinion when my steam account can legally buy alcohol and they can't
>>145171824>mexicans making shit upya, we really need a border wall to keep you retards out
Lick my balls. Pearsall scores the game winning TD tomorrow in a rigged storybook ending.
>>145168298Zesty
>>145171824are people like you the uncle toms of mexico?
>>145171940Maybe I should start him on my fantasy team
>>145171860Or you're a dysgenic who can't comprehend honor between competitive alphas?
>>145171953you mean tio Tomás
>>145171958lmao if you think these 90iq dipshits comprehend honor then you really are retarded, the only thing they understand is that if they hit brady they lose a game check and get sent to the practice squad
Why not spam these
>>145171976You already lost, you can stop responding
>>145171983retard
>>145171980thats what ive been wondered ever since ive started watching this sportjust make quick short passes in the middle every time
>>145171988>me in the middle
>>145171976Football is not a double digit IQ sport. If all it took to be in the NFL is to be highly athletic it would be a lot easier. The players are the best possible balance of mentally and physically superior. You (being dysgenic) think the game is simple because you sit in your armchair and bellow "THROW IT TO GEORGE PICKENS" on every down so you're basically an offensive coordinator. It's a very complicated game that requires quick thinking on your feet, immense study and involves ridiculously deep and verbose playbooks, which you would fail to memorize.
>>145172013retard
Trump will be at the Jets/Steelers game
>>145172066>jets/steelersis this a late 9/11 joke or what
>>145171904>think that I probably have this badge too >cringe when I realize I doWhere has the time gone, bros?
>>145172066Only care about Tay Tay
the broncos will finish the season as division champs with a 12-5 record
>>145172013it's pretty stupid for how much money is in the league. if an outside force got interested in the sport it would dust the old guard with ease
>>145171983what an absolute faggot you are
>>145171452> it would be fair that they pay 90% of the taxesa flat tax on wealth is infeasible
>>145172098bro, I've been playing rome total war since release in 2004otherwise, i haven't played any pre-2018 game. i miss the hl1 community. the hl2 community just wasn't the same and tf2 was good until they made it f2p and every kiddo and foreigner made me give admin access to so many people on my servers to keep them in check
>>145172134>>145171983
football?
Habitually coming back to the same post that BTFO me and responding things like "retard" and "fucking faggot", any time I remember that my ass is stinging
>>145172130God I hope so
>>145172241
The AFCW will just sweep the NFCS, won't they?
>>145172241I'm thinking today's the day Drake Maye puts the league on notice
>>145172284let us know not too many Americans will know what happens in that game
>>145172241love me sum footy
>>145172284By beating a 1-5 team?
>>145172254z
>[Schefter] Chiefs WR JuJu Smith-Schuster, listed as questionable for Sunday due to a hamstring injury, is expected to play vs. the 49ers, per source.So we're about to beat the 49ers with WR1 who is an injured player that the Patriots paid 11m just to get off the roster and anons here will still be like "Chiefs look like a shit, spiritually 2-4"
>>145172362>we
>>145172362>injured>playsThat's like half of the league
>>145170988>Chiefs get KuppRams become villains
>>145172436>injured >praysThat's me to 100% of the league.
>>145172486Thank you tebow
>>145172450Why are you up at this hour sir? Don't you have work in 2 hours sir? Is Rajeesh farting again sir?
>>145172537>working on a SundayDo heathens really?
>>145172581Punbat work any day for any wage sir. Thank you sir.
>The Chiefs are 5-0 despite outscoring their opponents by only 33 points, which is the lowest point differential by any 5-0 team since the 2004 Jets (plus-31).
>>145169636>Feel free to check my work via ESPNI'm sure you're right, we've all seen the beneficial refball the Chiefs get but what are the stats for the #2 and #3 QBs in the league?
>>14517267204 Jets are a prime example of how dynastic teams make their division opponents shit. That would have been a 12-4 division winner in most divisions most seasons but ended up 10-6 and wild card fodder to the 15-1 Steelers. kills all your momentum
>>145170140>The Lions had Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, and Ndamukong Suh.And those three players were over 40% of the Lions salary cap.
Peanuts and butt cracksPEANUTS AND BUTT CRACKSPeanuts and butt cracks is who we are!Oh we're da Bears, da bearsDa bears da bears da bears!
>>145171835There was some NHL player who broke his leg like Hutchinson did and he was back playing after 78 days, so it's conceivable (though not likely) that Hutchinson could play in the Super Bowl.But the only way the Lions get to the Super Bowl this season, is if GM Brad Holmes make a trade for a top notch free agent ER to replace Hutchinson.
>Rodgers has 28 consecutive games with fewer than 300 passing yards, which is the longest active streak in the NFL and the longest in his career.Lel. This nigga washed.
Lions are stinkyLIONS ARE STINKYLions are stinkyYes they are!
>>145172672They're like last year's Eagles when they were eking out wins in the first half of the season. But the Chiefs will be fine because they're ref babbies and have far betting coaching than the fraudulent Eagles
>>145172750>fudge packers
>>145171835>Hutch would be nowhere near ready to playhttps://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41891601/sources-aidan-hutchinson-hopes-return-lions-make-super-bowl>One source went so far as to tell ESPN that, knowing Hutchinson and his injury, it would be more surprising if he did not make it back for a potential Super Bowl appearance than if he did.
I Tom Brady'd my bed last night. I awaked in middle of night with both my ass cheeks in a puddle of diarrhea. I had no warning. Well now I can feel my butthole acting up with splatter diarrhea and I'm like about to fall asleep so don't want to mess with it. But time I Tom Brady'd my bed before this, it was same thing. T
>>145170532absolutely based
Elite?
uhhhh travis kelce is in this show
Lions are stinkyLIONS ARE STINKYLions are stinkyYes they are!!
>>145172997
>>145168416gayke fuckler was such an embarrassment
>>145168939for trying to fuck him over along with parcells back in 2000it's mostly just woody johnson, they sort of touched on it in The Two Bills
>>145172997entertain mepost your bets for the weekend
>>145173492413$ on Packers and Eagles ML parlayif i win im putting all the money on the 49ers ML
ENTER
Whoops... were my Ravies supposed to fall off???UH OH STINKY!!>UH OH STINKY!!UH OH STINKY!!>UH OH STINKY!!UH OH STINKY!!>UH OH STINKY!!
Big Chest make ya seethe? Donald blumpfie make ya boil?
Zamn! That's crazy.... who would've thought the Kiwi Flaccie would win again while /nfl/ eats shit? kek
>>145173667>posts the inferior North divisionkekkakku
go packers...
>>145173667my brownies back to living in the basement just like me
Anyone know where this fat gay mutt is so I can laugh at him?
yuropoors being bros and taking those 1-5 shitters off our hands today. thank you for your service
C Wolfe looking good today
>>145173667Tied with the stoolers who've been playing with Bustin Fields lolkwab
>retards sincerely think Kupp is going to the fucking choofsin your dreams
>>145173790>He thinks someone is gonna trade for this old fucking dude now that he's starting to get injuredngmi
>>145173790Kupp my balls
>>145168219It's not saying much but Hurts is the black QB of the last 15 years
>>145173906Russ
MLEaglesKangzPackersStoolers+895Who's gonna let me down?
>>145173952stoolers or ackers
>>145173960Wait, I forgot Wilson is starting for the stoolersYeah... I'm not making that bet
>>145168698The perfect reason to get errands done early instead of procrastinating
>>145173995I can't even go on my beer run errand because they don't start selling alcohol until 8 AM on Sundays in my state
German-Patriot here, how bad will it get against the Jags? I exspect another L for us
I'll have to visit Wembley for a game sometime
Forgot the website which links to Streaming sites, downloads, free stuff etc.Think it was 4 letters. Would be great for some insight
>>145174011Shit, my Midwest down doesn't start till noon. It's bs.
>>145174109the jaguars-patriots game is on ITV today
>>145174158Thanks but I'm not watching that slop on that sloppy channel.it had links to all sorts on the right hand side.Dark background
>>145174109cunt.org
>>145174166Oh fuck thats good.I'm well & truly pownedBAZINga right?
>>145173790>KuppIs he hurt....again
bengos
>>145173823>startinghe's been injured his entire career
Las Vegas Raiders@Raiders·16hWe have signed WR Alex Bachman to the active roster. Additionally, we have activated TE Justin Shorter and WR Kristian Wilkerson from the practice squad.Alex Bachman@AlexBachman6 years of work, pain, and patience. Longest Tenured Psquad player of all time and I’ll wear that like a badge of honor. Just keep working. Stay Relentless. Thank You Father QuoteLas Vegas Raiders@Raiders·16hCome on /nfl/ say congratulations to the longest tenured practice squad player of all time, he's finally made it to the big leagues on the Raiders active roster
C'mon football Gods, one last devastating funny meme loss for the Jaggies to end this meme team once and for all; one emblematic of their character
>>145174109streameast
Colleen Wolfe needs to be less lust provoking, it's too early...
remember when the browns won a playoff game just a few years removed from being 1-31 and instead of extending that quarterback they give a fully guaranteed contract to a serial rapist who is now the worst in the league lol great times
this shithole is dead as if there isnt a game in 10 minutes
>>145174330BTJ all day fuck engram
>>145174330Most American anons are still asleep
>>145170819>Imagine calling Trump unfit for office when you went through the charade of acting like Joe Biden was perfectly fine for years until it wasn't convenient to keep rolling him out there for your own party's purposes.
>>145174330/cfb/ has better shitposting
>>145171381Kupp is white and a team player.Adams is black and a locker room cancer.Take your pick.
>>145174487what a great day for college football
>>145171668If that was in the 70s, Brady would have been carried off in a body bag
>>145174487It's because /nfl/posters split discussion up into gamethreads even when there's only one game onThe discussion here is as plastic and soulless as the NFLAnd just as... well, you know
>>145174513i plan bullying texasfags for at least another 3 days
>>145174532Game threads are a tradition from when this place had 30-40x the foot traffic on all games, and even snoozefests had 3/4 gamethreads minimum full of posts.This was when the USA dominated this board, and before the eastern european pizza spammer combined with moot reffies decimated /spees/ population to no return
Honestly why do they have THREE London games? As if these Pakis watch NFL, commentattors just said that half the stadium is full of Germans, why not hold all Europe Games in Germany?
>>145174575>GermanyMay as just hold them in Turkey at this point
Watching jaguars patriots now. My team isn’t even AFC what am I doing
>>145174614Even Turkey would be more relevant than this shit, now enjoy your dead thread you faggot
>>145174619my team is in the AFC but this doesnt right matter cause they already locked the 1st seed
>>145171767and some support it and encourage it and then land on FOX game coverage while getting to blow the taints every other week...
why doesn't heel's up attend NFL games or do public appearances like President Trump does. Kinda weird...
>>145174195Yeah but now his injures are keeping him out half a season or more and shitThey use to just be 4ish game injures when he was younger
>>145174575At least you fucks got a Chiefs game last yearBongland gets 2 jags games every year if you can really count those as games
>>14516821915.5 sacks as a DT is crazy>>145169752I was thinking about posting that twitter thread here too
>>145174821No, it isn't. The DT is the closest player to the QB and if he pass rushes all game he has the greatest chance, as the interior linemen are generally excelling at run blocking, the tackles are pass blockers. Congrats on not knowing the basics on American Football.
I think pumpkin spice flavor sucks
siriani fired if eagles lose?im thinking yes. hes been making te org look foolish all year and lurie has been meddling a lot more lately
>>145174903What spice is in it
>>145174903Isn't your dad's name Pumpkin Spice?
>>145173688Xhe's right though
>>145174923Usually cinnamon and nutmeg, it's absolutely terrible
>>145175027>cinnamongrim>nutmegdelicious
>>145175027Well, I would try it
>>145174995nah thats me
>>145175027>absolutely terriblejust like your post
>>145175047Nutmeg is only good on eggnog and I hardly ever drink it anymore because I was addicted to it as a kid
>>145175079just like YOUR FACE!
>>145175188but enough about the sexiest thing on the planet
>the game thread has gone full /pol/tard againmany such cases
>>145175218There's a game thread?
>>145175245>>145175218There's a game on?
>>145175218not your gay lil hugbox sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_66U_KgDMb4
Patriots will not win another game this year. This is so bad, it hurts my eyes
1 dollar to whoever guesses what game I'm going to
>>145176150The gay sex games?
>>145176150Packers-Texans
>>145176150Your Mom vs. MyD?
>>145176212Congrats
What's the NFL equivalent of this?
>>145176248Well pay the man, then
>>145176248So >>145176198 was right too.
>>145176309Sent ;)
>>145176248Thanks. Give the dollar for some homeless
>>145176273>dumb dog in boomer paraphernaliaCowboys
so he'll be paid the full contract despite missing almost half the games on a whim? king shit honestly, maybe reddick knew what he was doing after all
>>145176634lmao and I was just reading a thread the other day on reddit where everybody called him retarded
Browns are going to get BTFO just like the Indians were. Bengals are the best NFL team in the state. Get fucked.
>[Winks] In the end, Hassan Reddick’s holdout nets him $0 more than he was scheduled and the Jets agree to give him a $12M bonus to cover up the mandatory fines in the CBA, even though they are paying for games he sat out (2-4). Everyone looks bad herelel
>>145176634I thought it was full of incentives he has to reach to actually get that money
[Schefter] Lions assistant head coach and running backs coach Scottie Montgomery said that Jahmyr Gibbs and David Montgomery now want to be called “Sonic and Knuckles.” “It’s official now,” Montgomery told reporters. “I’ve been warned that this is what want to be called.”.
>>145176717we're reaching levels of reddit previously thought impossible with this team
>>145176717I liked the Lion's until this very moment
>>145176717Big get for the autistic sonic crowd
>>145176717I'm worried we won't be able to stuff the run today, but I'm not worried that we won't be able to stuff our big KANG cocks into Detoilet fans' bussy after we stomp 40-13
>lions players are so dumb they don't understand that you can't choose your own nicknameunsurprising
>>145177006Who's Tails?
>SKOL
who will be exposed today?
It's gameday bros
>>145176634Lmao
>>145177079Viqueen sissy clities will be ruptured today
>>145176273
>>145176634Is Drew Rosenhaus the best agent in the game?
>>145177079Lions will score fewer than 20 today. Could still win
>>145177162I knew some esoteric Hebrew math would work out in Reddick's favor as soon as the name of his new agent was announced.
>>145177162When tyreek was on the side of the road the first thing he said to his other players when they showed up was CALL DREWI'll let that speak for itself.
If the Kangz don't win I'll lose my lunch money tho
SKOL gang makin' em boil as per usual.PS: SKOL KANGZ
>>145177079
>>145177207best pay up
I wish we could get ms paint posters back instead of the ai slop jew crew.
I'm mad that Lions vs Vikings won't be on TV in my area, now I have to be a fucking streamfag.
>>145177288You always were a fucking streaming to me.
>>145177311AUTOCORRECTGODS, WE EATIN
NOLA
>>145177334Nah I'm just a retard and read it wrong, I'm sitting 8 feet away on my couch kek
>Entire sports crew on fox is mystery meat garbage and ugly useless women who shouldn't speakWow such quality.
>>145177359Comfy
>>145177079You just know
>>145177429Damn, that does look comfy.
>>145177389FOX has the best pregame show.
>>145177429>>145177445I have a cheap logitech keyboard with a trackpad on the side that works perfect for days like this so I don't even need a board.>>145177457There isn't a good pregame show so by that massively low bar maybe you're correct. None of these people on any of these networks should have jobs.
>>145176634Not really it was still rather stupid. Reddick didn't get what he wanted which is a long term big money contract. He is just getting bailed out of his fines by Woody Johnson because the Jets are a desperate franchise for results right now. Reddick has also made himself not a very attractive candidate for any team to sign him because of this costly hold out.
the lions-vikings game has been so hyped up that I'm pretty sure it will end up being disappointing
>the Pats are garbageAlways feels good
>>145177519Its lions and vikings, there is no reality where it will do anything other than disappoint.
>>145177278AI can be decent but the fags making it on /nfl/ are using third party AI slop because they're too poor to buy the hardware for standalone AI (also too retarded to train AI models themselves)
>>145177522i was hoping they'd win so the jags would fire doug
>>145177548Better than cheering for some mutt qb that needed 4 years on the bench to do shit like this every week.
>>145177574>AI can be decentNo.Its soulless garbage.>>145177591Both those teams suck, too. Whats your point?>OH YEAH WELL THESE RETARDS DROOL ON THEMSELVES LESSCongrats.
>>145177586I dont get why people want in season firingsIt's not like you're gonna be magically good and all that will happen is a worse draft pick
>reddick signed to a sweetheart deal midseason He better be in football shape.
>>145177618I want mcdaniel and grier to be fired on the phins so the cancer stops now. The phins best scenario was 10-7 starting the season so who gives a fuck about being "magically good" hang those motherfuckers outside the stadium.
I'll laugh when the NFCN misses the Owl entirely yet again, after all the fanfare in Week fucking 7.
Is Reddick playing tonight?
>fox has mahomes being interviewed by brady on the preshowoh yeah the "best pregame" right sure thingmaybe for redditors.
>>145177674No
>tfw Baker Mayfield doesn't get to poop on Baltimore until Monday so you have to cope with all the shit games todayIs there anything worth watching today? Might just say fuck it and touch grass instead.
>>145177612>Whats your point?I just told you, moron. Better than cheering for some mutt qb that needed 4 years on the bench to do shit like this every week.
>>145177695Thanks
>>145177692It would be if Brady was wearing all of his rings and just started shitting on Mahomes
>>145177612AI is fine if done correctlyProblem is too many sites offer free AI rendering for retards that type in simple prompts to produce garbageBasically the same way the internet sucks now, too many people have access to it and the quality went way down
>>145177618because you don't want the locker room to collapse and players to half ass itfiring mid-season can put a spark back into the players so you can at least properly evaluate them
>>145177656>reddickIs he playing today?
>>145177718>y-you're a moronThose teams suck already covered that, tranny.
>>145177728Yeah but brady is a faggot who does what he's told so that will never happen. >>145177734>AI is fine if done correctlyNo. Bad bot. You already said that and you were wrong then.
What is bro up to?
>Rudolph startingWe have a chance!
>>145168416He might actually be gay.
>>145177812He vouched for Antonio BrownDoubt people told him to do that
>>145177785No, that's you.
>>145177828drawing out Brees's dead cap space for another decade
>OH MY HECKIN GODDESSES!! DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN BURROW THROW A BOOPIN SLANT TO THE GOOD BOY CHASE!!!! WOWIE ZOWIE HE SURE IS A TALENTERINO AT 2-4!!!!!!!do the the national media really?
I drank a monster for the first time in about 10 years. Are they supposed to make you horny?
>>145177785We don't post my signature here.
>>145177856I didn't say he was full automaton but in his current post nfl role? Yes he's a good boy who dindu nuffins.
eagles fan here,is quinyon good? ive heard good things but drafting a good cb to replace that old coot no play slay would be a lucky break>>145177758probably not, i think his holdout included not practicing and he only got the deal done a few hours before the game. i doubt hes even been to the jets facility yet
>>145177881where have you been my dear chuddie?
>>145177881
>>145177812Whatever shit commercial AI you have access to and the faggots spamming anime pictures is terribleStand alone stable diffusion with a trained model is actually good
>female """analyst""" starts talking about football
>>145177940Were you in Australia recently?
what shenanigans will mayo man get into today?
>>145177928Went to groceries store and had bought sum supplies innit
>>145177958better question is would i be able to parlay my leaked sex tape into a mayo sponsorship?
>>145177856real recognize realdude was the best receiver of the 2010s
>>145177971>not freezing his scissors ngmi
>>145177994Nah you were
>>145177958He's inactive today. Rudolph is starting.
Arch and Dylan Raiola didn't have good days yesterday :(
>>145178012thank you, but i never played past high school
Hol up I haven't actually been keeping up with NFL this year. The Commies are 4-2?
>>145177971do you put the scissors there because it gets so hot in narnia?
my wlwwwwions are gonna disappoint today but i will still be happy if they beat the spread
>>145178115All triptrannies live in israel.
Pretty zesty today, what does this mean bros
>patriots are about to make a comeback jags are such an embarrassment
>>145178215why are you downloading and posting ass shots of other men?
>>145178225> down 2 scores with 4 mins lefti dunno about that one chief
>>145178272He a zestmanian devil
Love from Green Bay bros
>>145178334looks comfy except not literally
>>145178104YeahJayden Daniels is actually pretty good
>>145178272That's a leg shot, this is an ass shot
the NFL should ban teams from drafting a QB in the first round if their oline is this terrible
>>145178334Looks cool anon.Enjoy the game
>get rid of flacco because they don't want fans screaming for him>watson sucks ass this season and fans are calling to start winston>deactivate himwhy the FUCK is the game plan here?
>>145178334Wait is all of Lambeau really bleachers? That kinda sucks kek, put in some seats.
>>145178334
>>145178334Have fun. Ps. did you find a homeless man?
>>145178378the problem is, if you have a good o-line you'll have a decent run game and even a trash QB can produce. so it's unlikely you'll have a top 5 pick
>>145178392Just the Browns being the Browns
Why do teams even bother drafting QBs in the first round? They're almost always busts. Why not just build a good team and sign a veteran quarterback?
>>145178472Cause most good QBs become journeyman vets when they start to suck
damn
>>145178557sometimes faggy obscure stats are nice
This is so fucking unfair. Drake Maye has 2 touchdowns whereas blondie has only 1, and yet the Patriots are losing?
>>145178334Almost forgot they make you fags sit in high school tier bleachersOn a side note I hope you fags win because you're 1/3rd of my parlay
>>145178472signing vet qbs to huge contracts hamstrings your capspace. thats why the 49ers have a good setup. its essentially an extra ~50 million dollars of cap space. think of the deshaun watson/dak prescott/ daniel jones situation
>>145178472The real sweet spot is building a team around a mid QB
>>145178616Sounds like Burrow's 5TDs vs Lamar's 4
>>145178643Like Pretty Purdy?
You now remember Dave Canales openly saying he played Bryce Young to protect Andy Dalton.
Lions vs Vikings gamethread>>145178815>>145178815>>145178815
Sam Darnold video with into, based.
>>145178765i used to be down on turdy but he is the truth. no mid qb has his efficiency numbers (and he can scramble)
Titans @ Bills gamethread>>145178864>>145178864>>145178864Titans @ Bills gamethread
>>145178868*intro, fuck
>Nick Chubb is activeOh fuck, he's going to run for 120+ and 2 TDs against the Bengals, I just know it.
saquon gonna make ya pay!
>>145178996>>145178996
>>145179034>>145179034NEW
I don't wanna make a dolphins game thread...
>laura okminholy shit all these creatures are so ugly just stop it
You are gay
Why does mahomes' helmet sit like 2 inches higher than everyone elses?
