card in an hour or whatever
shit thread
Ugh, like I mean really, who can be bothered or whatever....
>>145152457Guru heemed her butthole
The UFC fight night at the apex will receive more views and trend more on social media than the PFL pay per view.
>>145152428Neil Magny
>>145152494if cazzies actually knew ngubu was fighting tonight it might not, but poofl is so unbelievably shit at promoting themselves
Can you guys wake me up before Francis fights? Thanks
Sanders southpaw looks terribleHe has no jab
>>145152457Why are all the UFC women like her, Sanko and Olivia all uggos?
>>145149986>>145149986
NICE AUDIO POOFL
>>145152518These horrible prelims will make people not want to buy it.
>>145152457Brown woman
>>145152542Maybe next time, chief
My boy sanders thought a left overhand without any setup is all it takes to win a fight
>>145152579Demonface syndrome bitch die ugly goblin
>>145152542this is getting sad b
it is what it is
If this doo wasn't black I wouldn't even realize there were two fights
>>145152457>>145152579I wish she'd schaub on me
>>145152579I would
>>145152554no one’s buying it either way
I scored 30-27 for my boy sandersAnything else is a robbery
Date nights with Daddyrov ;)
>>145152518In a perfect world those dumbfuck venture capitalists would waste their money on ONE instead of PFL
>30-26 by leg humpingwew
>>145152713that’s happening too, ONE just got another 50mil the other day
>>145152756He cant keep getting away with it!
mgub getting slept again would bring me so much joy
Ferrari will heem ngubuPorco Dio
imagine being an mma fighter and having to fight in the pflhow embarrassing
>>145152457legit forgot poofc was on today
>>145152803At least they pay well
HEEMINDER PFL is allowing elbows for this event only and all of their regular season bouts disallow elbows.
These pork burnt ends are slappin
They spent all their money on these NFL players.
>>145152823>he fell for iton average they pay the same as the poofc if not worse
Why are random casual super balls players trying to explain me what mma is?I feel insulted
>>145152756Based Chatri getting additional funds for more small gloves muay thai
>>145152832If Turkey Alaschaub wants elbows he gets fuckin elbows
>>145152873For what I know they offer more than 20k+20k for a first contract like UFC
skipping this one and still laffin @ shawn cuckman o'mally
>>145152832Oh wow, still not watching that crap.
i miss PRIDE where all strikes including elbows were allowed
>>145152954Poor bait
Will ngannu cry after winingWill he dedicate this heem to his lost son
I am PISSED offYesterday I looked at the countdown timer on the PFL website and it specifically said the card would be starting 1am hereI studied the timer carefully.Now I see the card has already started?!!STUPID IDIOTSANNOYING
Brett needs to take up cigarettes or something he has a weak voice over.
>>145153018You’ve missed nothing.
>>145152457God, they're really proud of that intro. I mean, it's good, specially in comparison to PooFC's sorry ass efforts, but still...
desu i'd shovel sand and dick around black queens if no problem if it wasnt for the mosquitoes
>>145153044perhaps but it's more that i expected to be watching this later, not now. i'm angry!
>>145153018You probably got confused somewhere along the way.
>>145153074She cute.
>>145153018Just fire up bum fights on liveleak and you're replicating the experience so far.
Isn't it more than a little strange that Francis had a child but there is zero sign of any woman in his life?
Rest in peace lil guy
>>145153018
Kobe dead as hell
>>145153173Ugh miesha tate hello?
>>145153018you were probably looking at the main card time. afaik they're still on the prelims
damn PFL got me tearing up with this ngannou promo
Francis' brother lookin zesty
ayo iz we be watchin pfl cuh
>>145153225main card starts in 25 bings, 9pm bong time
>>145152457You're watching something and suddenly you hear some British cunt's accent and you just know commentary quality is about to take a nosedive.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH RANDY IS HURT
>>145153266Only going to watch mutombo get heemed
>>145153296Gooden and Hardy are good, though. Bisping is pretty mediocre>>145153315McKee/Hughes is a really good matchup. McKee is arguably a top 10 LW today and Hughes is a hot prospect
>>145153225>>145153133no i assure you, i looked at the main card start timethe timer was simply incorrect.
>>145153347Meh, probably your fault.
I have a feeling the jungle brasilian delivers
new beige just dropped, saving this for when im at work on mondayngl he is the only mma media person (he is mma media adjacent at best) that i can stand
>this man has a bottomless gas tankguaranteed he's lay n praying in the third
eta on ngubu fighting? i know this fight is in sandland so it's earlier than usual??
>>145153376unsubscribe
raufeon stots got zeemed by merab
Did mike beltran tuck his stache in his shirt?
>>145152808>lel how le ditzy and random of me XD i didn't even know heems were today! lmaoooooyou want someone to clap for you? you want a medal? little faggot !
>>145153367SHUT UP
>>145153445
>>145153422u unsubscribbe to guru first
>>145153445shut it jose
>>145153443He does that some times b
>>145153421idk like 4 or 5 bongs?
>>145153472Nah, I meant from your gay ass blogpost you numpty.
Hey, chuds? Shut up? I didn't ask? Thanks.
>>145153477Never noticedBtw the brasilian is good i fucken called it >>145153368
Is the main card going to be on at human time? how many bongs?
OHHHHHHH HE'S HUGGING HIM!!!!!!
every time i tune in literally nothing is happeninghow is this possible
>>145153575So far there's been one fluke win by a shit fighter, 30 minutes of dagestani "fighting" and like 1.5 hours of filler.
>>145153516if you haven't been able to figure it out yet, no one considers europoors to be on human time. big cards are planned around americhads because we have the ability to patronize the combat arts. also sometimes based on oil sheikh time
>>145153421ppv is 4pm ET you idiot. just search "pfl battle of the giants live results". I go to sites like this https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2024/10/pfl-battle-giants-ngannou-ferreira-live-updates-results that tell you start times and how far along the card is and refresh it to see how far along a card is.
Different date. The mission remains the same.
eugh what the fuck is that smell
I have not heard a single fan make a noise in this entire arena.
real peach of a card tonight dana thank you!
>>145153627there are no fans in the arena, just sheikhs mingling with each other
>>145153609Hank really fucked up getting the reduction.
>>145153627That's not true, there is the aircon fan going the whole time
>>145153627you watching Brave CF?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvYswf4P5E
>>145153622left my smegma jar open sorry haha
>>145153622Aspinall's chin
>>145153592You have to be the biggest jaded piece of shit to think that about a child that has passed
>>145153622Its your obese shit-crusted disabled ass. You spend 10+ hours hunched over your computer. Take a fucking shower.
*BLEUGH* seriously what is that stench?
>>145153640Usually there's like an ambient conversation or something going on.>>145153652Kek, that's a good point. A superfan, if you will.
I'd rather watch K-1
>>145153675Aspinall's chin, he keeps a turd on it. Stinky
Love the hugging matches we're getting right now. Makes me feels things
will ngannou redeem himself
what makes the "smart" cage so smart?
>>145152705Mate you are going to get literally ki*led, keep this up
>>145153675ITS YOU NIGGA, ITS YOU!>>145153662I'm just a realist b>>145153670
>>145153703dude wipes
I'd simply refused to be wrestled down.
>>145153597surprised you were able to take the time from your busy schedule of kneeling before niggers and worshiping israel to reply.
>>145153721Coupons?
>>145153549>Blah's not on m' level. He's g-gonna.... bahh... make mistakes and f-fall into traps innie. Blah's not on m' level. >HED SHO DED!!! HED SHO DED!!! HED SHO DED!!! HED SHO DED!!!
this shit bad bro
So Hernandez vs Pereira or Ngannou vs Ferreira
>>145153706Eventually, the Smart Cage will be designed so that it attacks the fighters if there isn’t enough action
>check PFL>worthless wrestlefucking>fuck off>check PFL>worthless wrestlefucking>fuck off>check PFL>still worthless wrestlefuckingJesus fucking Christ what the fuck has this excuse for a sport come to? how do you get into beating people as a profession and end up doing your best to huff other men?
>>145153722get the rags off this anon.
just took a massive schaub id been holding in all morning
They should fire the audio guy, there is constant aircon noise and what sounds like maybe the producers or someone talking in the background
>>145153744They aren't overlapping
Porraaaa!
>>145153765PFL is a glorified regional show
Who is this Sneed guy and why is he so hostile? It’s like he chose to be the biggest asshole in the room instead of trying to have a conversation.
>>145153765lol i noticed as well. it's so shit.
This is a superfight
bro said there's acorn noises lmao
damn I missed it cause I was asleep
Heem tappyThe brasilian slowed down so much
>>145153733would hit harder if it wasn't coming from some weirdo potato griping about not being able to watch a second rate mma card at midnight in yurop lmao. also your biggest export of all time genuinely wishes he were black
>>145153796Nah famb :skull: fr?
Deftones fucking slaps b
UFC prelims in 2 bings
What a superfight that was.
>>145153627They're in Saudi, those Pakistani are gay.
got so much air stuck in my esophagus and I can't burp
What I'd give to slap my meng across Olivi's face
>>145153813John F Kennedy wished he was black?
>>145153853You gotta want it b
>>145153853Gonna get a hiatal herniaEnjoy suffering
>>145153866Are you the 5'9 boxcel?
>>145153866yeah something like that
What kinda name is Raufeon?
>WE'RE HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvYswf4P5E>BRAVE FC IS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvYswf4P5E
>>145153843The whole card looks like shit
augh... why the FUCK did i agree to fight COGrot? now i'm perma-flushed...
A smart move by the UFC to put Dess-pag-knee on as the first fight. He's just a taller Magoomba. Why would you watch Magoomba when you could watch taller Magoomba.
Ireland has statistically the smallest penises in europe
>>145153869i hope not
wait the ufc prelims start with a heavyweight sloppa and 3 back to back WMMA fights?
>>145153919They're called irishmen b and yeah they're titchy
>>145153890when your favortie ninja turtle is raphael but your wife's is leonardo
slop coming out my fucking ears
We’re live
>>145153018You're nearly sounding as unhinged as me. Be your own man. Fuck off
The fans are definitely the winners today
>auuummm... i-i dont know...
Ngannou enjoys the hot dog before fight?
Guru cooked NinaGuru cooked Chandler
>>145153890stots has been a confirmed real one. also patchy mix. last of a dying breed, b
>>145153919all the bigcocked irish moved to america
poofl main card also live
>>145153880>oh it's youextremely feminine behavior, deeply embarrassing.
>>145153938>>145153945Which one should I watch
Ayo Brazil, Drova is pretty kino ngl g
Brendan & Theo, fighter and Creole.
>>145153173He just raped someone on the way back from a fight. Why would they be in his life?
>>145153942Uhh no shit?
>>145153944you coomin out your ears nigguh?
>>145153979herd it bowlth wayz b
>muh dickImagine being black
>>145153973Watch it shorty
Watch despaigne get a quick heem and then switch to poofl to avoid the wmma, this is the way.
>>145153962Guru is the King of /heem/. Only tourists from reddit, and /lgbt/, would disagree.
>>145153966Fact.
>>145154021a hunnrid pracent B
>>145153971>switzerland vs germany>husain vs zafarWish i could just skip to ngannou fight
>>145153945looks like the kind of meme card that's taylor-made for reddit
>>145154021This is the heem consensus
>>145153880it's the "antiwoke mma" faggot lmao
Charly looking fertile today as well
>Imagine being blackHard pass.
Glad the UFC has lined up 3 WMMA fights so I can watch the PissFL main card
Aw fuck yeah it's a Charly card
>>145154022declaring some disgusting unskilled fat slob as your king is all that ever needs to be said about you lmfao
IMPORTANT /heem/ NEWS!https://x.com/conorvoicenotes/status/1847417172768813548
Charly is hung
>>145154022Buy an ad you grotesque wax statue looking goblin
why is the pgl thread so dead ?
>>145153945DeSpaigne was supposed to be the next Ngannou. Now he curtain jerks while Kyler fucking Philips is in the comain.
>>145153950make meMAKE ME
>>145154079we do not watch that crap here
>>145153945LMFAO DIS DOO NAME SMOTHERMAN
>>145154046Claimed on the pillowcord to be 5'9 and 72 kilos perhaps safe to round down a bit
>>145154093This
>>145154066my dude almost gets it
what's with the flag parade, who thought this was a good idea
@145154057@145154074Enjoying your visit, tourists?
>put on PFL>people just walking out with FlagskekKEK
Sanko > Charly > Olivi > Kari
>>145154120>>145154120>>145154120>>145154120>>145154120
Why is there so much netting this thread? This is supposed to be a great day for mma and mma fans.
>>145154132im assuming this is areola white to dark order?
>>145154134im staying here, fuck these goy slop events
Michel Pereira? No. Michael Persson
charly caruso replaced megan lmao
WHY ISN'T THAT WHORE IN HIJAB????
lol every single flag except brazil and cameroon is represented by an immigrant
Random Saudi girl not even in a burka and just looking like an average western, how fall they have fallen
that flag walking shit is gay, but at least they are trying something
>>145154189Olanius Pius? Olanius Person
i thought arab women had to be ninja scarved up
>>145154234Felonius Penis (my meng)
Couture's speaking skulls haven't improved since he coached TUF. I genuinely believe I would do a better job
I'm all up in your shit so what the fuUUuk?
>>145154201That crowd went quiet FAST after seeing that.
>>145154292Autogynephilia.
>>145153938KEK retard
I missed the hoejabiAnyone got a screencap?
>>145154264Yeah? well he's one of ESPN ten best MMA fighters ever with a record of 19-11 buddy.
>>145154264Speaking skulls? Like talking with the dead kind of thing? Interesting, how do you improve your ability to have a conversation with those who have passed?
holy shit it's Bono
Austen Lane? More like Austen Lame.
>>145154292>GET THAT CAMERA OUTTA MY FACE!
this fight would be better under K-1 rules
Austen "stay in your" Lane
>>145154362Just be you'reself b
>>145154092Were you purposely doing it?
PeeFL gamethread? or is this it
Is everyone ok now? No urges to have sex with men?
49 days until Gane fights.
how long until ngubu loses so i can post about JUST how bad gane is?
>>145156079Gane beat Ngannou, so at worst you could argue that Gane defeated the UFC Heavyweight Champion, who then lost to a PFL contender.
-1200 brazza exposed and loses a 30-27, you love to see it
>>145156079I mean you can do that at any time.
Does the BR have any chance whatsoever against Ngannou? Maybe hoping he still hasn't recovered from the AJ beatdown?
>>145157135>germany I guess that means every other immigrant is undocumented there kek.
>>145152457>this is the hot girl I was telling you about
Does botox make you more susceptible to cuts?
I have cyborg up 3-1 idk why the live odds are +200
>>145157399whats wrong with her lip here?
>>145159021Cyborg is fucking up pacheco>>145158443no, I think cyborg has a lot of scar tissue.
>>145158443>>145159156she has filler as well as botox
>>145159362I'm not an expert in plastic surgery being used on MMA fighters. Nor do I really care.
>>145152457Lol peeon smegwards brother lost again#andstill
why couldnt he do that to Gane?
>>145157135Disgusting
the announcers in other combat sports organizations/events always suck
Told you this will be a joke fight but you people are subhumans and get fooled by media hypeThis matchup is a jokeFereirra is an ultra bumSport is a joke today to keep idiots distracted and rub blacks in your face
>>145160688yeah dude was a pfl can no shit you're a retard
This is the greatest modern mind in combat sports
darren elkins has several dogs inside of him
Just how good is Gane
FUMBLED THE BAG!!!!!
HeemEveryoneEvenMySon
its over
>they're telling us about Ngannou's amazing lifestory again>invading Europe, getting kicked out, continue to invade Europe with 0 qualifications>leave family behind>start new family with random white whoreThis is what (((they))) want little Timmy to worship
>>145161216he saw a bald brown guy and immediately thought of Gane, still seething about the loss it seems
ngubu heems jones
>>145160688he's not a bum, ngannou is just a good wrestler
>>145157135Where are these indians in middle america? I've travelled through there lots of times of never seen them
>>145161537You're retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9STpRUzBt8It's an ultra bum
>>145161665francis has won three big fights on the back of wrestling now (stipe 2, gane, Ferreira)
gonna put on some jap idol before the ngannou fight
fug
>>145161537This is the fourth time he lost by wrestlefucked, fifth if you count him fake tapping to Werdum. Also lost a round to a 12-12 bum by wrestling.
Wumba Tumba had 25 minutes to do that to Gane, and couldn’t do so.
i am very happy for ngannou
These threads need a new name. There are no heems anymore.
Make them finish instead of win bonuses dana that way you barely have to pay it out either
>>145163128How about /sniff/ for crotchsniff
i will NEVER watch apex slop ever again
based main eventdaner should ship michel to pfl
Cazzies are upset because another le explosive KO artist got fraud checked by a wrestler
seriously how did he gas so fucking fast, he threw for about 10 seconds
>fluffy >he's pillow fisted
Picks 1 winUSA
Khamzat vs Hernandezwho wins and how?
I don't understand michel's cardio... he gassed in rd 2 but he managed to survive a grueling rasslefuck pacs for 5 rounds.
Anthony fucking Hernandez is fucking ready for fucking anyone
he has the perfect style do beat dricus... until he gets taken to toon town
>>145166355Fluffy by pity stoppage
>>145166377fucking a man
>>145166370he gassed in round 1 after the first flurry he threw
Fluffy is another paragon of American style MMAHigh volume, high pace. Wrestle wrestle wrestle wrestle. Just never stop shooting takedowns. Break the man's spirit systematically.Soon he will be in the hall of fame with Belal Muhammad and Merab as pioneers of the American style
>>145166332He is fluffyfisted
> FLUFFY
>>145166355Khamzat by sub
>>145166355zat fails a double and gasses fluffy does what he just did
>>145166451nah he gets the takedown and dominates the first, gasses and hernandez takes over
>>145166438I look like this but have a huge meng.
>spent an entire evening waching garbage fights with 0 heems againThat's it, i'm done with this "sport"
>>145166332He's not quite pillowfisted. He's a level above Colby and Belal in that regard, he regularly goes for TKOs and gets them.He's just a guy who goes for volume over everything. Never really loads up a shot, but his hands are respectably heavy enough that he can still hurt peopleHe also seems to enjoy fucking around a bit too much. This is like the 4th time in a row he started clowning on his opponent
guru is seething
>>145166355Khamzat can torch him in under a minute but he gets deleted like pereira if he doesn't, maybe worse
>>145166493>he still watches ufc
>>145166426a true american patriot
>>145166178I support this proposal.
You know he’s right
>>145166348
>>145166527i kind of agree but i still want to see people get kicked in the head
the iron turtle would take fluffy to deep wadders
newtards conflating crotchsniffing with dominant wrestling again
>>145166515ratlip absolutely cannot “torch” hernandez in under a minute
>>145166527Fluffy would double leg any bare knuckle boxer and give them a brutal ten minute buck breaking
Ankaturd in the Chimpaev
>>145166575>i still want to see people get kicked in the headbareankle is coming
conor will never fight again in any organization. well, maybe jake paul in boxing and get knocked out for a final paycheck.
Early stoppage
>>145166575Muay Thai and kickboxing.
Y'ALLMUSTAFORGOT
>>145166634truei did forget about gubuheard he fought in a circus promotion for saudis today
>>145166625Conor is fighting Mike Perry and Eddie Alvarez in BKFC next year
>>145166426>we have Ilia Topuria at home
There were only two finishes on that card and the second one wasn't even a real finish. The first was a WMMA submission.
>>145166694imagine believing this
Herro preeze
>>145166527>cte'd reprobates fighting for scrapsyeah am watching
FLUFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145166426It will be a pleasure watching him beat the likes of Sean and Israel
>>145166665CopeYou niggas were praying on my mans downfall all week. Hold this L
dustbin flushed conor down the till
>>145166757he’s not beating strickbeast
>>145166771Fluffy will break him like his father did
SURPRISE SURPRISE, THE KING IS BACK!
>>145166760>You niggasim not more than one person, and i just said i don't care about circus promotions, i only watch the pinnacle of MMA
>fluffy
>>145166771ShotaSean got taken down by Abus.
FluffGOD got them big mad
Well I'm sure you guys haven't heard this one before, but I think MMA as a whole is done
Ikram destroys fluffy
>>145166792if you don’t like strickland that’s fair enough but you shouldn’t let it cloud your mma analysis, strickland is a terrible matchup for him
>>145166771Strickland is very easy to fluster and he can't really handle someone who's not backing down
A serious commission would have overturned ngubu's win to a NC on instant replay
>>145166823Bobby said he's not letting his sons fight
>>145166793Dana said he should have disqualified on stream earlier kek
Strickland wants a title shot after beating Costa, who hasn't beaten a ranked opponent since Obama was president
>>145166832Sean does not have the power to threaten or put Fluffy down and prefers to fight very cleanly. It’s actually a bad matchup for him. Fluffy’s worst matchup is Dricus
>>145166684He looks exactly the same
>>145166855talmbout the commission that gave chris weidman a tko off of double eyepokes
>>145166493No you ain't.
>>145166426He looks like Skrillex
>>145166684>taking a picture while looking at the sun
>>145166820This but unnironically. The current meta is too uneventful for the casual viewer, and even for the "hardcore" fan most fights are boring, to the point where people label any competetive and eventful fight as a "war".
it is rather strange that all of mma media and social media as a whole are completely ignoring nbubu bashing the guys brainstem in because of his le dead son
>>145166855>A serious commissionNo such thing. Cry more
Once strikers learn to time the level change with their own and slam a elbow into a wrestler face shooting in we will stop seeing all these lay n pray decisions.
>>145166893Instant replay couldn't overturn that, the fight ending sequence was clean
lol
>>145166820The only thing in the way is the arrogance and pride of the promoters and commissions
>>145167105Wonderchad would have beat the shit out of this little fruit cake
Ngubus shots were all clean thougheveralhowbeit and he'd do the same thing to AssPooAnal
>>145166997Nah, it was over either way, at least he got turned off sooner because of it instead of taking 5+ more strikes. It's also inevitable that some strikes will hit the back of the head from that angle, Pereira also hit at least one to the back of Jiri's skull in the second fight.
>>145166832Not really? They're both around the same size for a Middleweight and strickland only has a reach advantage over him.The main thing Hernandez has had problems with is getting hurt to the body, and not only is Strickland notoriously pillowfisted, Hernandez has gotten better at surviving and protecting his body.Strickland's TDD isn't necessarily bad but Hernandez is a chain wrestler, he doesn't really care about hitting the takedown, he's looking to make you wrestle with him as long as he can to overload you mentally and physically. He's going to be fighting much harder to push things than Abus or Dricus did. There's also Strickland's historic failure to cope with pressure that will rear it's head in that sort of fightReally Sean's only tool against Fluffy is the teep, but there's ways to stop that from coming out. Namely, smothering, constant pressure
>>145166997it's unfortunate, but not strange
The fans won tonight. I think we can agree on that.
>ngubu can wrestle shitters now so he beats tomTom ends all his fights so quickly you lot haven’t even realised how elite his grappling is kek
never seen an armchair analyst be right on anything
>>145167248I remember when people talked about Cain like that
>>145166997times like these that i feel like im taking crazy pills. the very first blow of the finishing sequence was to the back of the head and he keeps throwing there all the way until the end, but everyones pretending like it was just a few shots
>>145166997And he was awake and covering UNTIL ngubu started punching him in the back of the head lol, you can't even say the fight was over anyway, those punched dispatched him, no way around this
You guys picked Ferreira and still want to talk shit lol
>>145167254I have been write NUMEROUS times. I wrote MANY essays about how Gaethje was Max's perfect opponent and was going to be used like a heavy bag. Don't fucking step to me
My piss smells like cheerios
>>145167248more like Tom ends all his fights so quickly no one has realized he's just HW michel and will get cardiobullied by Parkin
>>145167248Tom doesn’t move his head in the slightest and that will cost him eventually
>>145167282cain is a conventional wrestlertom would hyperextend ngannou's elbow 10 seconds after a takedown
Joke's aside i'm kind of sad about Ngannou's little nigglet dying. Dude is in the prime of his career and still there was nothing he could do about it, this shit is heartbreaking.
>>145167282Cain is actually incredibly lucky that he never had to fight Schaub, would've got exposed by the GOAT easy
>>145167332That wasn’t a misfortune it was a price, same as Khabib
>>145167324he unironically has great head movement and no one hits hard enough to put him out anyway
>>145167248>ngubu can wrestle shitters now so he beats tomAs opposed to the shitters tom finishes quickly i guess.
What was Ngannou’s son’s name? Do we have any pictures of him? Or a birth certificate? How do we know he ever existed?
Leaves his chin on a platter straight up in the air but yeah great head movement
>heem is unironically crying about muh illegarino stikerinoSTOP THE FOIGHT
>>145167371thispeople used to spam the webm of aspinall injuring his kneeblaydes didn't land anything on him during that sequence
>>145167297oh yeah he was punching him in the back of his head that’s why there was a massive welt over his eyebrow. dummy.
>>145167391Several levels separate PFL shitters from UFC shitters and you should have realized this watching eblen who's supposedly a champ
ngannou needed 2 whole minutes to set up ground and pound against an opponent that didn't know how to defend anything
>>145167444>you should have realized this watching eblen who's supposedly a champJokes on you, i didn't watch eblen.
>>145167453It's called posturing and controlling position
>>145167416not one of them actually believed blaydes hit him they just hate tom for some reason
Why are you retards always doomposting and whining about the UFC/MMA? If you don't like it anymore, fuck off. Stop sticking around for desperate friend-simulating. MMA is only growing bigger and the UFC is about to get a record-breaking deal because the ESPN contract ends this year. No one cares about your personal view. The sport has passed you by. Move on bitch.
>>145167466Lucky, I got tricked by smellatorcels into watching his fights years ago and today I got vietnam flashbacks
>>145167582The doomposting will continue until the product improves
>>145167582I watch all of your events for free, dana
Just struggled to open a jar of almond butter and I bench two plates I'll fucking sue
>>145167582I’ll post whatever I want. Do something if you don’t like it.
If they weighed the same, khabib would beat the piss out of jon jones
just saw the ngannou stoppage, what the fuck was that?dan hardy saw he was out from the commentary booth 15 seconds before the ref did
>>145167649>>145167658>>145167668>I'm gonna keep hatewatching something I don't enjoy and have no knowledge about on a dying lgbtq anime websiteThis says a lot about you nerds. 3rd anon trying to act tough while anonymous is the best part.
>>145167768>have no knowledge aboutone of your core points is something you made up in your head, hth
>>145167766Last time that happened Dan threw a little temper tantrum.
>>145167857based on the one tonight he seems to have a point. ref let buddy take 10 unnecessary ngannou hammers
>>145167839Everyone knows /heem/ is the most casual mma community on the internet. Undisputed fact brotha
heeminder the apex cards are never going away
>>145167768How does Dana taste? Are his creampies your payment for shilling the ufc?
The Criteria: 2024 Annotated Edition.
>>145167768You are the one saying too much
>>145167938They'll have to stop for a while during the renovations. There's that, I guess.
>>145167988holy fuck lmao
>>145167988Not a horrible stoppage in retrospect, a bit late but not the worst
>>145167768>T.
the belt ngubu won tonight isn't the real pfl belt btw it's just one they made up for the event
my nickname would be "mosquito meng"
>>145167916>refs let both Ferreira and Pereira get 10 years heemed off of their lifespans tonightYou love to see it
>>145167497while ngannou is busy "positioning" tom would have his elbow permanently turned the other way
>>145168015it was a fine stoppage. pearl clutchers aren't just fags they're also retarded and don't understand that these guys are getting CTE in the gym and a few extra shots in the octagon really does not matter at all
>>145167768I am tough and I will fight (You)
>>145168064I think you mean he would've been crying on the cuck trolley again.
How long until PFL Africa surpasses the UFC?
>>145167582lmao based. the website is littered with sheep with high time preferences, they need to be filtered out
>>145168138
>>145168064Ngannou has more subs than Tom AssPoopAnal btw
>>145168138>the only way ngannou could beat tom is if tom inflicts an injury on himselfI agree!
>>145168144Africans can not fight.
>>145168191and? michel pereira has more KOs than anthony hernandez
>>145168191ngubu ducked portajon so hard he left the company so he could get heemed in the boxing ring and then fight cans for the saudis in the smartcage
>>145168196Tom's knee snapped because he's fragile he didn't take a knife to his own ligaments
>>145168309his knee snapped because he had a pre existing injury dating back to his regional career, he was crushing guys with a busted knee and now it's fixed
tom didn't even start taking mma seriously until after the injury btw
>>145168361Wow thats cool Ngannou with two torn knees ragdolled an undefeated guy and left with the belt, not on a trolley.
tough day guys my dog died, found out my gf cheated on my and got fired from my 5 year job but hey at least I'll get to watch pereira and ferreira win
>>145168399ya tom wouldn't need 5 rounds to dispatch of gane lmfao
>>145168457Yeah he would get a boo boo and leave on a trolley in 1.
I actually feel bad for TomBoyed only by fair weather casual fans, similar to Poopatan and ChimpmaevSad
>>145167940Nice boondocks reading comprehension lil man>>145168017Better than hatewatching because you literally can't identify 1 single better way to spend your time lol>>145168152They have nowhere else to go. /heem/ somehow became the chosen general for 4chan's biggest losers
>>145168470no he'd take him down and put him away
>>145168515Just like Stuart Austin.
>What do you mean Jon's retiring? He's a great fighter, I'd love to fight him. Dana what's happening, you said I was going to be Jon's next fight?SOON
>>145168537just like tom's last 3 opponents
>>145168432sorry b, you’ll always have us until we get heemed
Ngannou ragdolled Toms step brother(Tyson Fury) and put him on his assThe refs had to gift him a victory beacuse it would literally be the death of the sportHas to poison him against AJ to save face
>>145168559Not 4 though
>>145168581incorrect tom in fact dispatched of blaydes in the first rounddidn't need a takedown either
>>145168432treat yourself to a hundred dollar haircut, you'll feel better afterwards
>>145168555tom is well aware that jon is retiring
>>145168608Tom got dispatched on a cuck trolley 4 fights ago.
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>>145168504I watched like 3 fights today, i guess hateposting against anyone with a different opinion is a better use of your time.
>>145168663yup we already agreed the only way you can beat tom is if his leg implodes, and that superficial occurrence has recently been nullified because tom received surgery and now has healthy knees. if tom had rugged knees he would still obliterate ngannou, or whoever in the 1st round
Ngannou and Tom have two opponent in common, Blaydes and Arlovski. Francis finished both faster.
>>145168824volk took aldo to a decision and max heemed him twice
>>145168856max beat volk twice what is your point
>>145168856Volk has 3 daughters mate
>>145168759Idk ask someone who's hateposting. Maybe spammy next time he's around. I'm funposting after watching my favorite sport :)
>relinquishes you of your beltsoon.
>>145169116Next week's card is gonna be fucking nuts
in hindsight it appears that tom's best win was actually not a good win at all. tom really hasn't done enough to earn the jones fight
>>145169202that just means that Volkov is Tom's best win now
>>145168791Idk why youre bragging about toms fragility but ok
>>145169202Tom has beaten the guy who beat the guy who you're claiming isn't a good win. The only interesting fight left for Tom is Gane. After that they're gonna feed him slop like Black Beast and Pereira going for triple champ. What the hell do they do after that? They are gonna end up paying Jones $20m to fight Tom because there is literally nothing else
>>145169251armbars should not work in men's mma, volkov was not a good win
>>145169116>>145169148Can't wait for Jerome to get decapitated
>>145169312heavyweight is just that bad "good wins" is relative.
>>145169383Why don't you like Max? He's based. Topuria is def elite and scary though
tom is just that good everyone else looks bad in comparison
if tom's not a good heavyweight then who is
Which UFC category is heem approved
>>145169462Salsa Boy
>peireira prepared for 25 seconds of fighting in a 5 round scheduled fightkek
>>145169462Fedor Emelianenko
>>145169458I'm actually rooting for Max but Topuria seems to blacxplosive for him
>>145169462Micholas Parkin
the black beast HEEMED volkov and blaydes
>>145169545Max needs to stay off the fence and be the matador. It's gonna be hard but Max showed he can fight off the backfoot and sit on power shots more against Allen, KZ and Gaethje. Also Ilia is pretty short and Max has landed the head kick on another short with a tight high guard in Volk. And Ilia got knocked on his ass by a rangy kickboxer before in Jai Herbert. It's a ridiculous fight. I hope we get a war with a late finish.
>>145169593and brilliantly outsmarted Francis Ngannou
>>145169462Non-drugged non-bribed pre-french-celebrity-status Gane (very rare win, no one has it in their record)
>>145152457nina and guru should date
good golly, it's almost midnight! well sweet heems heembros. 7 more sleeps until the card of the year!
ferreira really demonstrated the pfl level by doing nothing and getting heemed embarrassingly
>>145169988he attempted his famed triangle that caught THE Jared Vanderaa
>>145169845Godru is out of her league
>>145169845Imagine having to date Nina and listen to all her stupid bullshit
Remember when DDPussies made fun of Strickbeast's Alpha wife? Strickbeast wife has a jawline unlike DDPedo's sufafrika womanlet
>>145169719That performance against Francis "The best Heavyweight" Ngannou aging well.
>>145170208very beautiful woman. i hope outside of the persona strickland is sweet to her
prime lesnar beats ngannou but loses to tom
>>145170339I simply don't see how Ngannou manages to last all five rounds with Brock
>>145169462there is one
why did daner never invest in k-1 or make his own kickboxing promotionit's far more enjoyable to watch
>>145170339prime lesnar before the fucked up immune system wrestlefucks a good portion of today's roster
>>145170479Daner has negative points in creativity
>>145170479Dana is a rapist
>>145170479dont remember but rogan keeps tryign to talk him into doing kickboxing
>>145170479that's why Dana is a visionnary and you are not power slap >>>>>>>>>>>>> all that shit
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Whys bareknuckle mma not a thing?
>>145170703it is
>>145170703meng fc
>>145170731>>145170818Was more meaning why it isnt a big/relevant thing bc on paper it should have more exciting fights than normal mma with gloves
