I was sad renny roo lost but then I remembered kobe nbantu is screaming and burning in hell so all is good
very disgraceful thread. mocking the death of a child is not funny
You better lower your tone while I'm in this threadI can get a high crotch and dump you on your head at any time
whos the HW pfl champ?
>>145170716deep walders
>>145170745literally and unironically no one
>>145170745Daniel Dubois
Not cool curtisNot cool*immediately shoots a double leg as soon as the round starts and ground and pounds you*
>>145170745an absolute d-d-diiimepiece b. they call him Big Brown. submitted Nate Diaz to win the lineal HW belt
wtf despaigne lost to austen lane?
Bro dropped 3 10-8s in a row on himOne of the most brutal beat downs in MMA history
>>14517088810-8s should be given out more often
>>145170888holloway kattar was worse
>>145170716I agree.
I heemyou heemwe all heemfor ice cream
Kevin Holland would be a double champ if he actually cared about MMA
>>145170888>>145170926i haven't rewatched Glover vs. Smith in a long while but i recall at least a round or two being pretty brutal
>>145171010Hernandez is weak to the body, if pereira didn’t gas in 10 seconds with the first flurry he threw he could’ve won
>>145171010dis meng got colitis or some shit
>>145171010This worked because Kevin’s knees are bony
>>145171010That was fluffy 1.0He's grown tougher since thenAlso early stoppage
michel had to have been sick or something, he usually has at least 1 round of gas and has gone the distance before
>>145171142against a wrestler?
>>145171153hernandez isn't even a wrestlerlook point is he's never gassed that fast before, he gassed before hernandez even started his own offence
>>145171142Fluffy made him wrestle hard in round 1 and then showed him deep walters
niggas in the apex
>>145171179mate i'm telling you he gassed before that, after the initial flurry when he hurt him to the body he started backing up and threw next to nothing
>>145171176>hernandez isn't even a wrestlerHe regularly hits upwards of 6 takedowns a fight and has finished the vast majority of his fights by submission
heeminder pereira is a natural 170lber
>>145170716You're right but what do you expect from neets? They are some of the most miserable creatures on earth.
beeminder that pereira can deadlift more than jon jones
Who has the greatest grip strength? That settles the heavyweight GOAT debate.
>>145171503probably prime Coleman or Cormier
>>145170689ay
Schaubbros… We got too cocky
>>145171719>ngango lost to this
>the mma lineal champion is in a completely different sporthow do we even cope ?
>>145171719This was literally all renan had to do
>>145171726
>>145171727if francis was to fight poory, gayj or dubious in his own sport he would do them worse than he did ferreira last night and that's factanyways lineal belts are pillowpoofter shit no one cares
>>145171726crazy to think that dubois was robbed of his victory over usyk
>>145171796dubious would murder ngannou even in mmaglad you left out TBE usyk out of this btw
>>145171833i actually forgot who the supposed lineal champ is supposed to be, he'd murder poosyk as well
>>145171683all flukes/robberies
9 decisions, Daner must be proud
>>145171802oh it was the same guy? he wins the rematch
LINEAL
Nigganow
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
Niggga how
>cheapest ticket in schaubu schaubi is $1630damn, I wish I was a yacht arab
Nigger anus
>>145171833Usyk is a draft dodging little cheat and his thirdie me no speaky english act is very tired
>>145171726I had $200 on DuBois and lost my shit during this fight. God bless Joshua for being an absolute chinlet
>>145171142He’s never gone 5 rounds. He was done after 2 and looked juicy as fuck tonight. Legit bodybuilder type physique while Fluffy looked like the average bjjfag who works a 9-5
sexo
>>145172263Boxing is not fighting
I simply don't think that a dead child is a matter of laughter. No matter what race or who's the father.
>>145171719beautiful
>>145172325I've made a couple Tears in Heaven jokes, that is disgraceful enough de su
Ngubu fucking sucks. Bitch ass nigger.
Should take a morning Wonderboy on the Volk but I keep Fight Nighting noxious Mokaevs
>>145172361I have no idea what this could mean
>like rob font for years>can't remember a single fight thoany heemsters go through something similar?
>>145172408yeah people keep saying tony is flushed but i can't remember him ever losing a single fight CSO
Great googly moogly! Brie, You mean to tell me that all those times you went over to Dana White's place to help him clean his house, you were really just coming over to suck his cock?!? And now he wants to make the next UFC event a competition about who can fuck you the hardest?? And admission is FREE so literally ANYONE can just show up and fill you with their seed?? Literally THOUSANDS if not HUNDREDS of men from across the world including my best friends will show up to fuck you raw on national television???!??!?!? AND YOU TOLD THEM I WOULD PAY FOR THE ENTIRE THING OUT OF MY RETIREMENT FUND??!?!?!?!?!? What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BEING MARRIED!!!
>>145170840>Appeared dozens of times in the biggest podcast on the planet>Got an hour special on Showtime>Got tv hosting gig on daytime tv, the most braindead, autopilot form of entertainment there is.>Got a hollywood red carpet "commenting" gig>Got gigs from networks to cover the Mayweather vs Mcgooby fight alongside established personalities like Mauro Ranallo>None of them stuck with himWhat do you think went wrong for Schuab, b?
>>145172372Open your window in about an hour and you might be able to tell
>>145172422You tell me
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
>>145172427Where have you gone again, my sweet?Everybody wants to know
>>145172437I think Topuria still has plot armor
>308 early prelims start at 10am est
>>145172455comfy early card
>>145172455just more proof that ufc fighter pay is a meme
>>145172427I refuse to watch the brown bunny
>>145172448Excellent post>>145172473Open your window in about 6 bongs and you'll be able to smell a brown bunny b
UFC Champion Rich Franklin
UFC Champion Frank Meer
>>145172437Stop jinxing Max, idiot
>>145172483I'll admit roger ebert hating it kinda makes me want to watch it
>>145172483Where you gone?
>>145172525It's not even funny like he did with Topuria before just lame soon spamming
>>145172532Stop yesmanning me, idiot
Groovy QotSA Sunday here at the Nordic consensus PI>>145172536Heem yourself you short dysgenic olive skinned IC6 playing an IC2
Ngannou vs Aspinall is the fight to make
>>145172540Good dog
>>145172543Are either man champion of their respective promotions? Francis/Jones needs to happen now fersure
>>145172546I'm a pedigree Nord you're a literal mutt have more respect since you schaub yourself when pasta is overcooked
On a long slow goodbye
>>145172553Konnichiwa dude!
>>145172559I'm not done yet paisana, finna order 'za, deep dish, and ask for egg on it too>>145172557Thawlts on the Eagles b?
After today it's fair to say that in a rematch Ngubu sends Gayne to hell to meet his son.
>>145172569Eh
Blackedbros...our response?
>>145172582Gane would once again make a fool out of Bumba Mumba through a unanimous decision victory.
He's still trying the wumba pumba meme... Grim...>>145172597Each to their own bappa
FRAUD STATUS: CHECKED
>>145172640It was a good day for those of us old enough to appropriately hate Israel
245 any good or not, worth the 9gb hassle?
>>145172677absolutely notuse those 9gb on some quality YIFY films like Nickelodeon Presents: Good Burger (1997) starring Kel Mitchell, Sinbad, and Dan Schneider
Was this the worse fight night in a while?I havent watched it yet just saw that it was decisions in every fight except the main event
>>145170716my friend lost a newborn due to vax and retarded nurse - she injected something wrong and few toddlers died
>>145172736It was really bad b I fell asleep before the main event so can't say if it made up for it I even skipped all the wmma too
>Good Burger
>>145172749>I even skipped all the wmma toobased Pekka
>>145171744is that gooby jumping in the backgroun
>already going into his 4th fight in the UFC>still fighting cans Why is Dana so lenient with this ginger?
>>145172774hes a star
Reminder that Usyk is the lineal Heavyweight Champion of both Boxing and the UFC/PRIDE
>>145172774He's the only good American fighter on the roster right now.
>>145172781How is he a star if he's not even had a title fight yet?>>145172795Well we won't know how good he is until he fights someone good.
>>145172792Pillowtap is not a combat sport
Now they're uppity, worth a heeminder that the pillowtap GOAT, child predator and anti White activist Cassius Clay lost to a professional wrestler (an asian no less) under mma rules
>>145171727>>145172072I wish. Francis is an amazing human. But sadly it's been 2 years since he beat Gane. If you leave a promotion as champ, you have to fight again before you would normally be stripped for inactivity. Same as they did with Conor.
>>145172774Because he's a pure skill based hype train. Not so much a personality hype train like Shara for instance. Plus he has no real amateur experience. They're gonna make him get a 8-9 fight win streak like Poosman, before he sniffs a title shot.
>>145172852So true
Im cravin for sum boorger and steak, brazza
>>145172898me too bradda
>>145172898Made a 1lb blue rare charred boneless rib eye steak for the heems. There were no real heems, thoughbeit.
>>145171530>dc>best grip strengthin what world?
Jon Jones bullying DC in such a heartless fashion will never get old for me
>>145172077Rakic finna heem this dumb fool
>>145172866>personality>Shara good one b
>>145171744Look at Canor what a fag
>>145172988Shara has the biggest personality out of all brazzas
>>145172746if you vax toddlers and newborns you deserve to be killed
>>145173003I think Islam has a stronger personality Shara has a look and an air about him even Coofzat has more personality than Shara imo
>>145173003What personality? He has aura because of his background.
Who out of all the brazzas has the biggest heart?
>>145173021Zabit is going to become a doctor any day now
>>145172473>>145172527hating on The Brown Bunny cost Ebert his life
>>145172427>picthis nigga got his dick sucked on camera and called it art, how do i reach his level?
>>145173021definitely not boola, that little rat fuck tortures animals for fun. NEVER trust a manlet
poofc is a fucking joke, do yourself a favor and stop watching this slop
>>145173067embarrassing.
>>145173067I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys.
>>145173067decisions mean more fight time = more fun and pleasure.
>>145173067i didnt watch a single second of this week's apexslop
>>145173091a lack of finishes means a general lack of fighting spirit, almost everyone is a fucking weakling in that gay ass organization. I see so many of these guys and think they were never meant to be fighters but the total lack of masculinity in the modern world allows even the biggest faggots to gain a standing through training
>>145173105So true, Pride Never Die
>>145173061Neither physically if we start nitpicking bet his heart is the size of my left Tafa
>>145173016>>145173019We have a shit ton of recordings of dc pulling his best to promote khabib and islam and the ummah was sucking it upBut only this short video https://youtube.com/shorts/amD6IeVw4l4?si=IzzvfFwFDRb8ZUPLOf shara trying to speak english made him way more likeable and interesting than any other brazza
>>145171898brutal mexicope going on here
Song Yabba Dabba Doong
>>145172931nGODbu heemed. luckily for dana there's no dwcs press conference tuesday
>Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemusMax Holloway you're fucked.
holy SHIT only 6 days until ufc 308
Loredana White
shots to the back of the head are based. ngubu won the story
>>145173236thats one bad ref, how many punches to the back of the head does it take before you have to stop the fight
>>145173248sa many as the saudi overlords paid for
>>145173236that was one of the gayest finishes I've ever seen, Ngubu being totally exhausted afterwards doesn't help
>>145171142He’s a fucking bum who literally got his ass beat by a featherweight
>>145173284so what you're really saying here is that Gane is the superior fighter because he is able to execute this technique without gassing out
Guys, how do you manage your inner Ankalaev? What about your inner Jiri?
Someone should tell Francis they're going to send him to meet Kobe during a presser
so what are they going to do with magumba, have him become bellator champ too?
N'gubu should have been disqualified for the back of the head shots.
>>145173348Watching him heem Bader would be funny
>>145173273yeah fair enough
Yeah well beating that Brazilian didn't bring his son back
>>145173348Channel inner magamed? heem you. make you my son, then impreg your sister.
>>145173420Stipe heemers never prosper>Stefan StruveIs Stefan Struve>DCDead dad>FrancisDead kid
>>145172422The UFC intelligentsia have been actively working to disband Schaub's career since he took a stand against the Reebok deal
I don't believe that if Kobe didn't die Ngannou wouldn't have fought to be honest
Francis looked tiny compered to what he use to look like.
>>145173493It was Kobe's dying wish b
>>145173173Mm noses in roses, forever
>>145173510He told him to go fight a can in a minor mma promotion with his last dying breath?
>>145173465DC has a dead child too
Said Nurmagomedov
>>145173553He said what?
>>145173553I prefer Told Nurmagomedov
>Nurmagomedov said
>>145173539Yeah but that happened pre-Stipe heem.
Little bit dark itt lads let's keep it light yeah
Relayed Nurmagomedov
Informed Nurmagomedov
Replied Nurmagomedov
Interrupted Nurmagomedov
Painal Nurmagomedov
>>145170689You're so dumb, you and the other American. You thought this Bum would win because he's taller. CHILD LOGIC. There's one guy left to beat Francis, despaigne, he'll sure smash him, he's soo biiiiig :DIs there a way we can start an internal vetting system so I can clean you super casuals out every week. That would be satisfying. Can't be bothered with screenshots anymore
Declared Nurmagomedov
georgian
>>145173653You ruined a thing we were doing there and how were we to know Francis was going to blanket him like he did Gane and be allowed to punch the back of his head two dozen times
>>145173659Is she the one to outdyke fightfairy?
>>145173659Post more KvassFairy this isn't very flattering or revealing
>>145173661Back of the head or not, you think he was getting up? At this point forget being honest to me, be honest to yourself. The guy just isn't great but a bunch of retards here though he's be because he's bigWhat!?
>>145173653>he simps for sand shoveling windmill roiderLel, worst thing to happen to HW mma was that lesbian firefighter running chin first into nbumu's fist.
Why did Ngannou kill his son so he wouldn't have to fight Aspinall?
>>145173676I think the heemsensus is that Francis is shit see >>145173683 for a more coarse and less refined expression of it
Ive been shit talking Ardelean alot but I actually gained respect for her, she's was taking any and every opportunity to advance and lead to a finish, and but her footwork, ans boxing she takes the sport seriously.As for that Martinez, what a joke, she came to avoid a fight at all costs and then somehow won. Fuck that shit man
K-1 won the weekend.
>>145173690Arseforface is just that repulsive that people will go to any length to avoid sharing a table with him. That's why he had to import his wife from some desolate shithole when he lives in 0161 a place so easy that even Bisping has spawned
>>145173690we know this method works
>>145173694He's just not though, UFC champion, only lost once, and to goat stipe. Showed he can do more than swing when needed with that sublime leg sweep from the bottom in his last UFC fight. Just stop it, don't go full silly.You never go full silly
>>145173705List of ranked Finnish fighters?
>>145173713I've got it saved on my other phone I'll upload it later today>>145173712In all modesty I never get picks right and you do so I'm not going to pretend anything here
>>145173507too old plus theres so much t roiding can provide you
just caught up on the main cardthe main event pleased me a lot
>>145173768Wait are you talking about UFC or pf-hahahahahahaha no no way there just isnt
>>145173779Bongs are wicked on heem with their facetious and impish ways
why is there so little info about ngannou's family? apparently his son died from brain malformation
>>145173729Yes I am always right, I'm going to start betting regularly again, that shit was fun.Send me a voice note on Vocaroo, I've always wondered how you sound, no homo
>>145173846Iz lidl bit homo brazza. Respectfully
>da mewn is on da bloody ocean
>>145173014All newborns get vaxed for polio etc, its been the norm forever
>>145173846https://voca.ro/1chfc34TIquG
>>145173883It's not
>>145170716I agreeLets keep it civilizedWe can hate and mock grown ups based on their race religion and looksIsnt that enough?
>>145173712He lost to Lewis too, b.
>>145173925I know, I was hoping nobody would pointlessly mention that
Prime Ngubu would kill Asspainal. Remember, his real age is 40+
>>145173920It is a lidl bit brazza. I sound like Vincent Price
>>145173956I used to record vocaroos and anons were laughing
>>145173956
>>145173928OHHHH HE PUNCHED HIM IN THE SPORT IN WHICH ONLY PUNCHING IS ALLOWED!
>>145173961I was thinking to do one and pretend I'm the b*ng with a strong jeet accent talmbout brazzadaddies and pozzed loads but I came to my senses
>>145173982Do it
>>145173961Just a good laugh isn't it. I don't know why he got his Knickers in a twist, must be those Finnish traits seeping out. It's not like I was asking for something personal, for him to say my name, or have a one on one. It was just about answering to a comment like normal but through voice instead of typing.You do some then, it only takes one for others to recognise the approval of something and follow suit in droves. It's not unique to this place though it's a societal thing
>>145173998Even pretending to do it is negative karma and you can get ai to do it if you really need to hear it besides no one would enjoy it more than that little rat and I'm not playing that game
>>145174012We are a private people, have you managed to watch the film yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RXm_dVtAKc
This nigga wants to jerk off to other niggas voices.
>>145173928This is why the Emaites had Kobe assassinated.
>>145173669>>145173670why do nordoids simp for brown girls so much?
>reminder that wonderboy said no to pereira>at ww>after a bad weightcut>at altitude
Yeah why dont we all just reveal our voices? What could go wrong?
>>145174044Same reason jeets want white women
I was hurting because I thought you all ignored my post but then I realized I had posted in the wrong tab sorry for doubting you bros.
>>145174044Melanin receptors I'm afraid
>>145174033This would benefit from adopting ONE's Muay Thai rules instead of MMA
>>145174055don't worry, I'd never lose the opportunity to call you an idiot
>>145174044We are doing our best to bleach you out
>>145174031I know what's why I'm not pushing, I can't even begin to imagine how your life has been, not a single put on the Head or smile from your Dad. Never even hearing a person make a joke in person. Despite all that you became the man you are today, oozing personality. It's wonderful. You're a really good guy
>>145174080That's*
>>145174072I like brown girls too pale devils can fuck off.
>>145174067peach
I really don't want to touch the Kettle bells today, but obviously I will. Life is hard
Imagine CTEpe will heem Jones, kek
>>145174031Oh that's why you didn't reply to me yesterday, I thought you just weren't bothered. The flipping screenshot doesn't even show the text. It says>Nothing found>>145174080
>>145174108What are you, throwning them around?
Forgot the website which links to Streaming sites, downloads, free stuff etc.Think it was 4 letters.
>>14517413070 repts Fuuuuuck absolute torture. Today I'm doing cleans for cardio. Not too heavy, I guess that could be defined as throwing them around
>>1451741434chan.org
Getting a bit weird itt, what's next for Cory "Cor Blimey" McKenna? Bong intel last night revealed she's deleted all of her social media posts and possibly accounts>>145174124Give it time then it's still in cinemas, didn't see your post yesterday but I was only really in the gamethread since it overlapped pfl and ufc and fell asleep during the main card (thank you Ari)
>>145174152No, had links to all sorts on the right hand side.Dark background
>>145173930Pointlessly? Losing to Lewis is certified bum behavior
>>145174155Doesn't matter if you didn't see it because it would have made no sense as it is anyway. I didn't know it was a new movie, thought it was a classic. What site do you use? This one is so crap that I might not even find it there in months time
Cory has expressed interest in other ventures outside of mma, what the future holds for her though is really anyone's guess. Personally I hope for solo content mainly focused on her meishas and her anik
>>145174167Lordy lord, another boy is going full silly Sausage. Ok buddy Lewis whooped him. Louis should be champ soon too
>>145174175Saw it in the cinema b took a dimepiece to watch it in the luxe theatre with softer reclining chairs and a darker ambience iykwim
>>145174194>Louis
>>145174198NOW WE'RE FUCKING TALKING! My man
>>145174247Fucking off and carry on teaching English, you don't get paid when you correct me
>>145174161soz b, im at a loss of idea here
>>145172856> Francis is an amazing humanI would disagreehe was quite a cunt, it's just that dana promoted him for a while as a gentle giant in parallel with the ford escort shilling
The gentle giant or the gentile giant?
I ate too much my tummy hurts
>>145174655both, ive never seen a giant jew
post yfw shittaker heems chimpaev out cold
>Kono powa..
>>145174887
Schaub would snap Nate Diaz onions neck if he said that shit to him irl.
His dead son was named Kobe? LmaooooMight as well name the next one Harambe
>>145174655Heard it bowlfth wayz b
>>145175098you will go to hell
>>145175146Why would he ever go to Brazil.
>>145175157Big butts
Can't stand Ngannou's retarded nignog voice.
It's so fucking over
>>145175098>en mi hijo Kobe
Why does the subject of Francis Ngannou provoke such vitriol on /heem/? What did he do wrong?
>Name son Kobe>Kobe diesLmaooo
>>145175232Went against their master Dana Shite and his master Ari Emmanuel
>>145175232Can't stand his retarded nignog voice innet?
>>145175146Me in heaven: omg Harambe nice to meet youHarambe: I'm George FloydMe: oh no I'm in hell!
>>145175268He sounds like every African immigrant. Do you hate them as well?
Is there anything uglier than a black baby? Yuck
>>145175286Shut the fuck up and go back.
>>145175303What do you call a white baby with wings? An angel. What do you call a black baby with wings? A bat.
I hate ever damn chimp I see. From Chimpanz-A to Chimpan-Z
batman = blackman
>>145170716fpbpop is probably an extremely ugly young man
why do heem go full spergout mode when talmbout nigganou
Racism and heems are tied together. You can’t have one without the other.
you all have very sad pathetic existences. i honestly pity you
Now ace, haptavious, please scrape your plates and p->AYO SHUT CHO MOUFF MIKE WE AINT TRYN HERE DAT SHIT RITE NAOW YOU AINT OUR REAL DAD YOU MF CRACKA!
>>145175449Oh no, are you...
>>145175449I didn’t realize monkeys could type
>>145175454LOL xD
Is Lucas Tracy black ? Serious question
>Gaethje lostCounterargument:
You guys care about some seriously retarded shit.
>Brazil took a huge loss today, and it's a very real thing.
Belel should be cut
Everyone beats me up until they’re inside me
>>145175629ultimately I take all the wins because I'll go to heaven and you guys will burn in hell. furthermore I train martial arts thus I'd beat all you losers in a fight and that's what matters.
>>145175727I train martial arts too. I’ll heem your ass and send you to purgatory.
>>145175800Impossible. I am-BJJ purple belt- 2 years of wrestling- over 4 years of muay thai- 5'8 175lbsnone of you could even scratch me
>>145172774Bo nickal flat out admitted he's not ready for the Top 10.
You think my Romanian booty queen will be cut after losing 2 fights in a row?
>>145175869Sex etc
michel would've got whittaker out in the first minute lmao
wow
>>145176008Wow
People were protesting rhe stoppage last night When Herb Dean says "You gotta move!" you gotta move.
grim
Thinking about Nick Diaz.
hey i have no prom with you man
Miss her so much haven't listened to anything all week not even Rampage it just doesn't feel right without Fairy
>>145176425it's cute but you need to find a real life autistic fairy
Always be leery of placing a bet when you see Gamblin' Herb Dean saunter towards that there octagon.
Boom. Headshot. Dead.
Do you think Kobe is looking up at Nigannou proud?
>>145176327
middleweights are confirmed better than welterweight
>>145176478
>>145175534>duuude other people in my country have accomplished things >me? w-well I post memes on r/heem all day
Gaza Strip FC sounds pretty dope ngl, if a jew wins they reclaim 10 acres of land, if a muslim wins they retain 10 acres of land. No Dagestani rats though, only middle-easterners.
how does a professional mma fighter gas in 20 seconds after throwing 4 shots?
>Watching Strickland make the exact same mistakes he made in the first fight against Dricus in the rematch because he has millions of spars of jab and teep muscle memory and despite how often this has been used against him he refuses to evolve as a fighter or even use unique gameplans for his opponents
>>145176759Why would Helwanis ever agree to that they have a comfy deal going on
>>145175727I train too and im going to heaven as well. See you there.
>>145176769I don't get Pereira, one fight he shows improved cardio and goes 15 minutes non stop and now he gassed after the first 2,5 minutes
>>145176008Prates destroys JDBum 10 times out of 10
big fat frank ngunu the back of the head bludgeoner
>>145176769it's impossible for modern men to be professional athletes
>>145176238>Link zum Post kopieren>AntwortenGerman pisses me off beyond belief. I would gladly heem those refugee supporting cucks into the shadow realm.
>>145176905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJrVo0OOtAE
whittaker is finished
>>145177059Gotta love the Ramzmeister
>>145177059the beast and the beauty
>>145176593belal > dricus
>>145175193He's quite a pleasant character to listen to. You've got a problem. Going to guess bullied by blank
Seriously what is the truth behind SIDS?
khamzat on talk tuah when?
>>145177244Sorely Ignited Dick Sucker
>>145176008Why did Magney do this dumb hairstyle, these guys just follow eachother, it's become a uniform globally
>>145177244Short for Sidney b
>>145176152What about the Pussy kick? Are people talking about that? I'm not on social media
darren elkins won the weekend
>>145177244Overcooked haps
Hard to describe in words how badly Shittaker is about to get raped.
>>145177349why were africans cursed to live such fucked up existences
>>145177349
>>145177310what’s up circles
>>145176238>Hey, you're a big ol pussy>Let's set up a grappling matchJesus fucking christ. Schaub lots the story without even fighting. Dude's an embarrassment.
>>145176425Didn't know you were into that. Did you see the Korean Zombie one? What a cheeky going on there and not speaking a word of English. That's some real IC5 ignorance
>>145177244when the only "right" women actually care about is the one that allows them to immolate their keeds, i think you can put 2 and 2 together from there. you live in moloch world
>>145176468He's not you, who are you trying to give pointers to kek
>>145177244Sometimes infants die suddently
>>145176611This woman has no shame, everyone in there family and everyone she meets will ask how how she because successful hah
>>145177439Usually love Rampage as background noise he's like a black me in many regards, same flaws as any other ex fighter (thick, slurs words) but no company man nonsense and it's at it's best when Luke and TJ are there breaking down fights, what's not to love
Okay well can we talk about Topuria vs Holloway for a bit, who could win that one?
>>145176769They were hard shots
>>145177518Very nice b
>>145176832Well it's Salt Lake City, don't judge him
>>145176900Good
>>145176963This is the whole of Europe excluding Poland. What are you on about?
>>145177472what? you don't know me.
>>145177382No my name
>>145176894too bad we'll never know because the macaco was gatekept by magny
>>145177637I do know you, you're tha chap watersports himself
>>145177707I'll take that as a compliment
Let's talk about Whittaker vs Chimaev, the marquis matchup some have referred to it as
>>145177729How is that possible?
>>145177740why talk about a fake fight?
>marquis matchup
I wanna scream and schaub and let it all out
>>145175869I don't know how she lost that. The small brain central American cunt just ran away the entire fight
can't wait to day drink for the schaubu schaubi ppv this week
>>145175869that chick is worn out like an old boot, i bet she's sacrificed several hapccidents to moloch tbqhfam
>circles was asking clozapedo to send him a vocaroo to wank off tothis place gets grimmer by the day
Here come old schaub-top, he come groovin' up slowlyHe got jitsu eyeball, he one holy heemerHis meng goes down to his kneeGot to be a heemer, he just do what he pleaseHe wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam footballHe got brazil finger, he shoot Coca-ColaHe say, "I know you, you know me"One thing I can tell you is you got to be heemApex production, he got walrus gumbootHe got Ari sideboard, he one spinal heemerHe got feet down below his kneeHold you in his keylock, you can feel his hold squeezeHe roller-coaster, he got early warnin'He talm muddy water, he one for lip fillerHe say, "I agree I disagree"Got to be good-lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see
>20 fights>1 heem only because ref was seeing how many back of head shots it takes to kill a mani think im finna finally quit this sport if there aren't at least 4 violent heems on 308
would lose to DJwould lose to Khabibwould lose to Jon Joneswmma who cares lmaowould win against Dominick Cruzwould lose to GSPwould WIN against stipe, but lose to fedorwmma who cares lmaolose to Jose Aldolose to Anderson Silvawmma who cares lmao
>abu schaubi is gonna have save mma againhow the fuck do they do it?
>>145178030I was hoping the thread would die before you woke up IC4
>>145178058Tom is the interim champion (not the champion) where did you find this cope ridden image
>>145177853I guarantee you Mick Parkin has never had a curry in his life. It would be too much flavor for him
>>145178058>would lose to DJmale wmma who cares lmao>would lose to KhabibNo>would lose to Jon JonesYes>wmma who cares lmaoYes>would win against Dominick CruzYes>would lose to GSPNo>would WIN against stipeYes>but lose to fedorNo>wmma who cares lmaoYes>lose to Jose AldoNo>lose to Anderson SilvaNo>wmma who cares lmaoYes
>>145178146the buffet he frequents is a chinese-owned one
>he hoped the thread would die so i wouldn't read his boyfriends love letters
>>145178194Volumes
>answers to IC4Wouldn't be the first time would it Raj?
>>145178146Literally every single Brit has had a curry, he probably likes it spicy too.
> FLUFFY
>>145178271darkies like to mythologize "dey flayva", let em have it b
>>145178155Stipe in his prime would dick Aspinall Khabib is 2x the grappler Islam is Prime GSP would dominate Belal
>>145178271Don't matter anyway IC4 curry is literal peasant tier next to Viet/Thai
>>145178360prime stipoo got heemed by stefan struve mate
Stefan Struve would heem Tommy Clumsyretardspinall
>>145178388Sometimes you get got. It's HW. Stipe had much better boxing than Aspinall, can deny takedowns, and has proven he can last 5 rounds. It would have been a good fight, but I believe Stipe would outlast and pepper him up in the later rounds.
>>145178271Favorite curry dish, anon?
>>145178481Nah ovviously famb ya get me man's all about dat tikka masala uno
>>145170689Fuck Dana
>>145170689How is it possible that Makachaev vs Volkanovski is officially the best fight of 2023? That fight was ass
>Nigannou is ducking TomUtter state of bl*cks
Christian Makhachev
>>145172774They're waiting for Khamzat Chimaev to retire/die before launching him into the top of the division.
magumbo loses his next fight to whomever bum is procured for him. he looks slow and old
The truth is that Ngubu faced a BIG TURD and it wasn't even a little bit hard to flush it down.
Why would anyone want to fight an anti-draw who became interim by mistake and has proven he couldn't draw money with a pencil, because he's "a really good bloke"? Because he "deserves it"? When did bongs become so estrogen ridden it's sad to see tbph
>>145177929>that chick is worn out like an old bootso everyone gets to go on the ride?
>>145176008Magny is gonna expose this bum
>>145178678You finna know it b we call them rags over here
>>145178704He was done after 2 leg kicks from Ian Garry my dude. It's over for him with Prates.
ZERO Finnish fighters, not a one, not even a black or a muzzie immigrant.
>>145178675Shut the fuck up he does deserve it and that should be all that matters.
>>145178678>gets to*Has already, but if you're more of a glass half full type of guy then sure.
>not even an IC3 or an IC6 immigrantOf course an anglo would see this as a negative
COUNTDOWN IS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfrUF74cDQc
>>145178772>he does deserve it and that should be all that mattersYou literally sound like a woman also this doesn't concern you
>>145178058whenever two grappler fight, they end fighting mostly on the feet, and Idlam is way better on the feet than Khabib. Islam beats Khabib 100%Illia would most lilely beat the Jose Aldo that fought Connor
>>145178788Mate you were rooting for the muzzfinn on TUF
>>145170716Agree. Based leaf
>>145178155>male wmma who cares lmaoStopped reading here, stop watching our sport you mandrama gobbling fag
>>145178816Oh shit literally? Considering this post and your last one about Aspinall, you sound like a retard
>>145178818Khabib would beat Islam for sure. His top pressure was too suffocating. No one could escape once khabib got them down
>>145178820Hoisted by my own petard yet again
>>145178675Why would anyone want to watch Jon fight an old geezer that we all know is gonna lose anyway?
lel
>>145178818yeah but khabitch is a hold on for dear life type crotchsniffer, he would stall out the fight to a 30-24 UD
Joselyne Edwards
>>145178858Idc buddy you are menstruating over tv entertainment irdgaf what you think. Respectfully
>>145178921black pussy is so good it's unreal
>>145178899I actually have no idea b no one has ever asked me, I guess the office have something in mind that's worth money so there has to be interest in some demographic. I don't want to see Stipe fighting personally
>>145178921you can fuck peon and pretend its not gay
>>145178925>duuude you're acting like a woman Whatever that means. You said some retarded shit, simple as. Tom Aspinall should be fighting Jon Jones, he earned it.
>>145178921Thought that was Gane in the thumbnail
>>145179002>dismissal>narrative setting>declaration You just can't help yourself can you bitchtits
>>145179002Tom Aspinall should be giving Arlovski a rematch and retirement send off. Arlovski had him completely lost on the feet
Why do these morons invest their career money into whacky shit like steakhouses (Johny Hendricks)? It is never something safe but lame, like an ETF.
i think my IC5 brother is just trying to rev you all with the are tommy slander
>>145179044Steakhouse is a good investment Johny didn't realize that eating half the inventory was bad business
>>145179024I'm dismissing some vague insult your using that means nothing. I'm setting the narrative that you're retarded, and declaring that Tom Aspinall deserves a title shot being the interim champion x2, yeah. I can't help but to point out how retarded you, this is true.
>>145178675>proven #1 contender in the division>more exciting than jon, finishes all of his opponents early>people genuinely believe he can beat jonyou're strawmanning b, and i say this as a bigger fan of jon
Tom's getting promoted to undisputed in less than a month anyway
>>145179068I just wanted to have a Tommy dalliance with the bong and some forrest gump high on bell hooks turns up minge blasting his claret all over the board like the elevator in the Shining
>>145179072How do you know that a steakhouse is a good investment? Do you own one?
>>145179120All valid points b
>>145178675Le heckin 3 fight winning streak tho
>>145179126sadly he will get heemed dead by Pereira in a fortnight
>>145178957What's good about it?
>>145179193oh alright
>>145179204you don't know what a fortnight is
>>145179126How do you think UFC are going to get Jon and Alex to clash, maybe a new "GOAT" or Legacy belt since BMF already exists. I really can't see them not feeding Pereira to Jones
>>145179237upon a fortnight midnight dreary I fucked your mom
Don't look up
>>145179195Unlike yourself, yes. I'm a wind up merchant and you are the windee. I'm the man at the bookies you are the punter
>>145178921
>>145179218nothing. niggas aren't jumping in the ocean to get to europe to run away from good pussy kek
How much is Dana seething that Ngubu won?How much has the PFL been legitimized?
>>145179280Kek>>145179292Kekker
>>145179317Ngubu isn't a drawl
>>145179317>How much is Dana seething that Ngubu won?probably a little bit>How much has the PFL been legitimized?not at all
>>145179253Shelby is going to tell Alex that Jon said something about his Mum, and Dana is going to tell Jon that Alex said something about an LA guy. Don't tell anyone I told you
>>145179304WMMA haters have been real quiet since this webm
>>145179126Actually the UFC is gonna keep Jon as the champion in perpetuity and Tom will defend an interim belt forever
What are mike Tyson and his daughter saying? Am I just too old to understand what's going on?https://youtube.com/shorts/dYeW64ZgnUI?si=-b9k2Djp-PBDmSdl
>>145179347Bulletproof
>>145179491The Gaethje version is much better
>>145178921Damn i missed her bund--fight
>>145179515lmao that cat looks retarded
>>145179549Not even a slightly stfu
>>145179317>much has the PFL been legitimized?Keeeeeeek, it's worse than Bellator. The company will die like One.
>>145179572nothing wrong with having a lil tard cat
>>145179606With blue eyes and a white coat I assure you the tard in the picture is Chael R Sonnen who probably paid an offensive amount of money for the poor angel
>>145179549You look retarded
Need an edgy leathercoat for the winter. A standard trenchcoat too. Coats are based.
>>145179646
>>145179694MMA?
>>145179707no
>>145179694Let's see the trench coats you are thinking of.
>>145179707Make me amriti
>>145179572Man you LOVE Cats. How's that Vocaroozie coming along?
>>145179515Chael out here looking like Garth Marenghi
>>145179292
>>145179764something like this
>>145179789
>>145179789clozzy doesn't want you wanking off to the sound of his voice, take the hint circles
K-1 is awesome and so are cats.
K-1 sucks and cats are mostly evil.
This thread has been utterly incorrigible
>>145180058Many are saying this
the heem isn't doing so goodly
>>145180117>cats are mostly evilare truly dim-witted african-esque thing to say
>>145180178After last night it's no wonder
>>145179935KEK I haven't seen this one before. Sorry to tell you but it was actually me
>>145180202Even somalis and egyptians revered cats b, this is a whole new low only IC9s can manifest
>>145180202They are essentially snakes with fur. They will eat babies if left alone.
>>145180212what's wrong b? don't enjoy 1 finish in 11 fights?
>>145180178I think we should close this general
>>145179975Give it a rest will ya. If you're a good boy I'll let you join in and send one
When is the heemcord accepting new members?
>>145180295i don't want you wanking off to my voice either you poofter
please GOD can someone make a new thread
>>145180249>egyptians revered catsAncient Egyptians have no association with that modern day vermin, the somalioids I cannot comment but im sure regular streets cats do not fair well in modern day Mogadishu, b.
>>145180384>>145180384>>145180384
>>145180244Apologies lad the only vocaroo I'm making is if I get my picks right and then it's in patois
>>145179597ONE is really competing with Rizin, and winning handily.
