heem
shit thread
let's do better this time heemsters
weak thread, not thematic
Third for Persians
ilia topuria was left with absolutely no option but to sniff jock after just one minute in the cage with jai herbert. that man is not standing with max holloway
>>145180438michael chandler is topical to mma
K-1 and Cats will save /heem/
You think he'll adopt Nigannou?
Can we kill Tiger too?
don't like k-1 and don't like cats
>don't like k-1 and don't like catsBelieve me ic3+++++++WE KNOW
>>145180507This is a schaub general
Now ace, haptavious, please scrape your plates and p->AYO SHUT CHO MOUFF MIKE WE AINT TRYN HERE DAT SHIT RITE NAOW YOU AINT OUR REAL DAD YOU MF CRACKA!
Michael Chandler is a disgusting fucking freak
>>145180501Had Chandler adopted Kobe he'd probably still be alive today. And Ngumbu's son too.
chandler adopted kobe without anyone knowing
michael "the white man's burden" chandler
>>145180694Chandler has been through enough, why do you want to kick this man after everything that HAPpened to him?
>>145180694>that freak is ugly that freak is fucking ugly get the ugly freak out of my face get that ugly disabled freak away from me i don't wanna look at his garbled up bloated roid gut or his disturbing weird family, his gross little niglet crackbabies- i don't wanna look at them!!
>>145180594Prime Kobe vs prime tiger who wins
>>145180864colby worships black people, he would never say that
>>145180493The theme of this week is obviously UFC 308.
>>145180917That's a direct quote.
Fuck catsHeem and sleem all cats
>>145180972I'd like to put a .308 directly through Chandler and his harpy wife's demented skulls.
From the first day I saw her, I knew she was the oneShe stared in my eyes and smiledFor her lips were the colour of the rosesThat grew down the river, all bloody and wild
>>145181049Mid af
>>145181006That retard dog got so excited
>>145180894Schaub heems prime nganouTiger heems kobeack
On the second day, I brought her a flowerShe was more beautiful than any woman I've seenI said, "Do you know where the wild roses growSo sweet and scarlet and free?"
I'm all up in your shit so what the fuUUck?
On the last day I took her where the wild roses growShe lay on the bank, the wind light as a thiefAnd I kissed her goodbye, said, "All beauty must die"And lent down and planted a rose between her teeth
>>145180423Hahah do it
Finland stop being cringe thank you.
So what's the consensus on Ngannou victory?
>>145181284I've not posted picks in a while but my personals aren't going very well you might be waiting a while>>145181312Not a Nick Cave appreciator b?
>>145181391Heard he beat some bum 3rd rate promotion's saudi circus card. Good for him I guess.
>>145180384Fuck dana
>>145181391we dont rate circus fighters
The guy who ducked Jon Jones and lost 2 boxing matches finally beat some PFL can? Yeah I dont care. At all.
>>145181049>>145181113Why does this bitch look sweaty or greasy half the time? It's like she rarely showers. Imagine the smell. YUCK!
>>145181391Until magumbo fights Jon or Tom I don't care to see anything unless it's heem sleeping on the canvas tbqhwufam
The guy Gubu beat probably could take on Tuivasa, Tybura and Spivac are probably a step too much.
>>145181391Not impressed by iz pefomance>>145181568She was between homes b be kind
>>145181391The /heem/ concensus changed from "Lol Ngannou is gonna get slept by that Brazilian behemoth" to "lol, who cares about PFL anyway?" See: >>145181470 >>145181476
>>145181570Personally I can't stand his fucking retarded voice. Every time his retarded face pops up on my MMA Talk/FullMount videos I wanna throw my pc out the window.
>>145181669Nobody said he was gonna get slept by the pfl bum.
>>145181669Lies and slander the gigahue was never good
>>145181533Jon only moved up to heavyweight and (kind of) came out of retirement after Ngannou left the UFC. Really makes me think...
who's next for ngubu? does the pfl even have a third heavyweight fighter?
>>145181391He was better than Gane and Stipe when he left the UFC and now we are supposed to care about Jon doing the same things. Francis is a flawed dude but he can fight.
>>145181856>same things Jon embarrassed Gane, Ngannou's performance vs Gane was embarrassing.
>>145181669People were praying for heem to be sleepy doesn't mean anybody took that big goofy hue seriously, b.
>>145181669the consensus was "lmao ngannou got flushed to pfl" we don't care that he tko'd a shitter
Francis N-GANEou
cereal gay
>>145181803>el gato topuria
>>145181804Who cares!!!
>>145181804Ryan "Darth Vader" Bader
let's talk about something important, who's next for charles johnson
Despaigne was so awful
>>145182061Losing to Tim Elliot
>>145182061steve erceg
>>145181895Jon shot for a takedown right away because he saw what Nubugu did with two broke kneesPlus Jon has enough embarrassing performances and the longest history with both steroids and cheating (eye pokes).
Big news
>>145182119Can't argue with your second point.
Why would I pay for a UFC card when the Internet is stockpiled with FREE gay porn?
>>145181391We didn't watch that crap
>>145182113I like it. Give Erceg a can to get back on track and it'll be a fun fight.
>>145182082Truly the biggest blackest bum in the history of poofc.
>>145182165I dunno and I don't care what you do with your life queer
kill em with a smile
>>145181391He still hits hard as fuck even on the ground + two back of the head shots tainted it a bit.
As an astroboy myself I am sad to say that erceg will never win another fight.
>>145182206Definitely what they call the bookies' delight
Chael "Pee" Sonnen
Dana is teaching a boxercise class today in Las Vegas
>>145181803Based Nekopuria
>>145181391panic wrestled against a pfl bum and was totally exhausted after 3 minutes of fighting
Where can I watch that giant black woman with a knife get permaheemed? (This is mma related because I used the word "heem")
>>145182367>panic wrestled Solid takedowns.
>>145182363>working the friesI dated a girl who worked at subway when I was a teenager and they called them sandwich artists seems belittling to me to dress up the job description
>>145181391pfl is shit, it means nothingaspinall zeems ngubu in 30 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZBPadpzZWM4
>>145182394What are you talmbout b
>>145181391expected but uneventful due to blatantly illegal back of the head shots, the lack of Kamaru Usman in the party sapped his cardio boost
>>145182571This nigga is never starring in a movie again much less fighting in an octagon
>>145182636He traded his Aoife for an unlimited coke hack
HEEEEEEEEEM
>>145182723Gun heems are satisfying
I got a you from the bong today regarding the finn and the vocarooJust want to clerify my stand pointYes it is weird asking someone to record their voice and upload it to vocaroo to just hear how they soundMight be innocent but weird nevertheless
you thread drama niggas is weirdos cuz
none of those shots were illegal
LOOKA DA MEWN
>>145182723Very bad footwork on the police guy, not keeping light on his feet and being a flat footed retarded he almost got knife heemed into the shadowrealm but foreverAlso not a fan of the first person camera viewWhat is this mma organization anyway?
>>145182838I thought you meant that before and feel the same way
>>145182572Some 6'5 black woman with a knife had a mental episode and got permaheemed by a cop with his gun, there is footage of the fight
>>145182723She brought a knife to a gun fight.
max holloway has finally reached his primetopuriababy stands no chancethe freshman has come to play
>>145183027Yeah the American found it here b >>145182723>>145182987The fown don't do it justice yeah look a look a look a out a yez windowz yeah
>>145183023I got an you from the bong who didnt see an issue with that but didnt have time to reapondNow im home and wanted to clerify
>>145183083et's loike da sphere
>>145182723Cop is a fucking retard letting her get as far as she did
>>145183082When you fight in street?!
>>145183018He let that amazon bitch walk him down slashing with a knife, she could have killed him. American cops are *that* scared of Black people.
>>145183107It's goin up juss look at it
>>145183110Derek Chauvin is being tortured, stabbed, and raped daily in jail. A true hellish fate. American cops don't want to get Chauvined.
>>145183120oxnard bitch *throws a fastball at your untaxed bank account*
>>145182723Apparently there is some alternative footage where you can see the cop had a very bad cut on his forehead and was bleedying profulsely, it was that bad that the ref may have stopped the fight if it went on
Conor just released moon based worship kino and y'all wanna talmbout some gigahap getting clapped for FAFO smdh fr
>>145183181She ran at him with a knife. Clear and obvious justification to use deadly force
>>145183181He needs to learn The Summer of 92 Blocks
>>145183125Yeah should have kept his distance on more than an arm reachBut he did manage to pivot on his lead leg i believe and turn himself away from the cage and then back pedaledThe bullet heem is not worth mentioningVery amateurish but he deserves style points for the after knockout casual one handed walki talkie swingPretty cool ngl
>>145183263Joe Rogan doing police shooting breakdowns would be kino
>>145183329>loads up tinder>begins swipingMany such cases
>>145183329Can't blame her I fast forwarded most of it it was boring as fuck
Where are all the Sami people fighters?
>>145180384This guy's like a ball of tense muscle exploding all over your face
>>145183329I hard to turn that fight off. Shit was PFL level.
>>145183413They have a hard enough time holding regular jobs what with the reindeer herding and drinking
>>145183413You only had gustafsson anyway>inb4 Ilir Latifi and the gourmet chechen
>Ina and ERB share a manager
Megan Olivi.
>>145183305We dont need him anymore, we have AI anyway
>>145183500WHERE?
i want a heavyweight to slap the shit out of the emo chud security guard. The one baldie at press conferences who looks like he's about to cry.
Stipe Myosick is going to beat Jon Jones btw
>>145183481Prime Gustafsson was unironically one of the best lhw fighters ever.
>>145183452If you had actually watched PFL last night you'd know the gaypex main event was way better.
>>145183500This
Can't believe I just fucked Megan Olivi
LOL
>>145183499OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURTDELETE THE POOOOOOOOOOOOST
>>145183561I remember downloading the fight from the pirate website and rewatching it a fuck ton of timesI always scored the first fight to Gustafsson but lets be honest Jbj proved it was a fluke and destroyed him in the rematchBut yes, Gustafsson boxing was crisp and i never saw someone throwing uppercuts in lhw after him
>>145181803Please someone webm this
>>145183561Oh yeah, he almost won a fight two times, beast of a peach
>>145183481Nordic people are not Sami b
The BMF: Blessed Man Forever
>>145183745Link the vid and timestamp
>>145183481I believe you are forgetting about the most Swedish one Pannie Kianzad
>>145183761Arent sami just like northern finnish people with more asian faces
>>145181803bruh
>>145183596>3 WMMA fights
>>145183802They live all over the north and have their own languages etc basically our abbos
>>145183649Very sadThe only thought in his mind was to not spill all his beerAlcoholics are fucked
>>145183596Hughes Mckee was the highest level fight on both cards but was surpassed by Elkins slopkino
>>145183776https://youtu.be/BVY1G-lJjTc?si=ku5-zmNsr8RG4fK0&t=506Thank you for your service b
>>145183817>"congrats its a girl!"
>>145183823>elkins kino>da lou kino>hernandez raped some can
>>145183854This is the heemsensus
>>145183831>basically our abbosKek>>145183782Im a casualI dont know much about wmmaThere is one croatian girl in ufc fighting out of norway i believe
>>145183802>>145183831Aren't all the "aboriginal" groups in nordic countries extreme larpers? This passes for a greenland abo in norway or whatever kek
>>145181391A victory
>>145183725Wouldn't say it was a fluke, just that the "legends" Jon was running through were pretty trash and Gus was the first good fighter he fought that could match his frame.Jon just had gotten better by the time of the second fight.And yes that does mean that the version of Jon that took Smiff to a decision and lost to Reyes and Santos was him at his best.
>>145183751He also heemed prime Glover, the guy that killed Santos and Jan, and took Jerry and Jamawl to hell and Bach.>Webm not related
>>145183868WAAAAHOOOO! YIPEEE AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>145181803Brotje
Augh
>>145180384This is what Hap sees at 3 am on Saturdays
Let's talk about Jonathan Jones. The gift that was given by god. May he rest in piece.
>i beat that guy onc-ACK!
>>145184031Alex Pereira won this fight by KO
>>145183867
>>145184120Kawaiipuria.
>>145184120
>>145183831Wait there are abbo Asians in Europe? What did they come from? Or were they always there?
>>145183908>Jon just had gotten better by the time of the second fight.I dont agreeHe was just struggling with motivation to keep on wining, hence the alcohol drugs and parties
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145184267Who cares
AUGH!
>>145184301KOBE
>>145181391A shame we have a box dilemma where the top heavyweights will not fight each other, it all feels hollow, and so will Jon’s split decision over Stipe
the only reason I wish I had more time to heem post the last couple months is to gather all the Ngannou slander and compile them for today. Ngannou simply cannot stop winningthese new captchas are shit btw. took me 4 triesalso I got a pic related 40" print
>>145184232they are nomadic uralics that lived off of reindeer piss in the far north across norther europe/russia
>>145184232They were here first yes that's why I called them abbos
ngannou showed that bellator can the fuck up
>>145184374
>>145183904There are actual Greenlanders, but they like more eskimo-ish or at least darkerThat woman is basically the equivalent of a white lady in America saying she is native american because she has i 1/69 parts native in her blood
>>145183629looks like andy serkis at the start of this gif talmbout gollum
>>145184417This is how it fept to post on heem all last 2 weeks.
>>145184417damn it really do be like that meng
>>145184417Aim for nothing gain nothyng
>>145184504>fept
>>145184535C tier boxer btw
>>145184374Never was a fan since he fought my boy and the ford escort memeBut that poster looks amazingHe also has an interesting life story and lived trough a lot of shitHumble ngannou is nice, the early ufc cocky version I did not like
I simply cannot imagine what it must be like to be a Francis hater>he's never gonna beat Overeem>he's never going to beat Stipe>he's never going to beat Gane>he's never going to get paid outside of the UFC>he's never going to get the Fury fight>he's never going to be competitive with Fury>he's never going to get another $20m+ boxing match>he's never going to come back from the AJ KO>he's never going to beat Giga HueI simply cannot imagine how hurt Ngannou makes these people's assholes every time
>>145183904Missed your post and kind of sort of but isn't it the same with First Nation or whatever you call them there some people are 1/16th and dress up and some people are pretty much fully Sami and look normal
>also I got a pic related 40" print
>>145184503>born Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili
>>145184601AJ knocked him out cold
>>145184120How do you even protect against this in a fight?
>>145184666>>145184535he was drugged before the fight
>>145184641>DzhugashviliWhere have I heard that before...
>>145184641>DzhugashviliSounds Georgian?
>>145184641Stalin had a Jewish father
>>145184245Aljo talks about Jon partying all the time and still kicking people ass, I don't think his preparation was especially bad for the Gus fight in particular compared to the ones he did for others guys he fought around the same time period.
>He's never gonna win a boxing match>He's never gonna bring PFL Africa to unforeseen heights>He's never gonna fight a good fighter ever again
>>145184503The Merab of history.
>>145184120>Like nyaa~>What?>You know like nyaa~>Topuria what the fuck are you talking about?
>>145184729Kek
>fluffy
>>145184611Fair but I've met plenty of injun looking injuns. They live on reservations here but pretty much none of them look anything like that woman. You have to get a card (loisense) to call yourself an injun here, I think the get it from their chief or something. I just get the impression that a lot of Sami are very mixed but I might just be ignorant.
>>145184666Kobe
>>145184374>also I got a pic related 40" printWhy are Americans so gay for niggers?
>>145184922We win again weedbros
Has Gooby ever adressed this?
>>145184937talmbout greenig? he IS one
>>145184922Pereira would have won if he had the cardio to throw one more shot when he had Hernandez hurt.
>>145184837I told you in your containment thread that I will actually come to Tallinna and heem you stiff it costs me like 25 euros and you have been ducking ever since
>fight out contract in UFC>last fight he's forced to take while having no ligaments in one of his knees against a fighter that was thought to be better in every aspect and still win>beat the UFC and leave with the belt because he wants to stand up for himself and other fighters rights to be treated as independent contractors or be given the privileges of an employee>literally no other champion in the history of the sport has fought the UFC and won in this way>get shit on night and day for months for leaving the UFC>sign with PFL in ground breaking deal that allows him to follow his dream of boxing while also continuing mma>get told he's not getting the Fury fight and there are no big fights out there for him for and that he gave it all up for nothing>get 2 $20m+ fights back to back vs $5m for a Jon fight and back to $1m for subsequent fights>come back to MMA and remain the lineal HW champion against the best contender outside the UFCliterally one of the greatest things a fighter has ever done and the rebuttal is>kek heem lost a fight tho
>>145183103Who cares, I don't regret asking
>>145184953
>>145184971da muen
>>145184953>2007 was a decade agotime flies
Francis heemed Kobe so he could duck Jon
>>145184971Gooby has been addressing the moon (mewn) as of late
>>145184374Can't really boy him since his whole thing is how much he had to overcome, but he hasn't had to struggle in any of his fights. There is a disconnect between "his inspiring story" and 90% of his fight just being him steamrolling whoever that's infront of him.
Yeah I ain't reading that
>>145185008Alr bro, explain to me why he couldn't take proper care of his kid with all that money. That's literally what wealth is for, right?
>>145185008He got knocked out
>>145185008You are a morbidly obese 'man' obsessed with an African refugee
>>145184971during the post fight conference. it was pretty shocking at the time.
You see people type messages every day with different personalities, it's only natural to be curious about how they sound, it's like being interested in seeing and hearing a character in a movie from a book you read. Maybe it's you guys who are weird, you have no curiosity, no life in you, just going through the motions
>>145184718He himself said he would drink to have an excuse if he lost,He also talked about how he almost gave up mid fight and was trying to find motivation to keep fighting, basically being complacent with losingImagine the internal struggles you need to have to keep on fighting after proving to everyone you are the best, doing that for 15 years and having earned enough money so you can enjoy the retirementImagine you go to willingly get punched in the face and possibly get brain trauma and a serious injuryIt takes a special mind/mindset
>>145185126>he hasn't had to struggle in any of his fightsnigga are you retarded? he got wrestle fucked by Stipe for 5 rounds because his coach does not teach fighters grappling as a rule. He left that gym, learned wrestling, then beat Stipe with defensive wrestling that set up the KO. Then he beat his own coaches next protege that was also not taught grappling as a rule with the wrestling he learned after leaving ALSO WHILE HAVING NO LIGAMENTS IN ONE OF HIS KNEES. Ngannou's story is better than any movie ever
>>145185409
How am I supposed to lust over Cory McKenna now I only have two webms and 6 jpegs
>>145185390Anthony Joshua def. Francis Ngannou in rd. 2 (knockout)
>>145185126If you listen to his "struggle" story he literally describes a quite normal mid class upbringing. No crazy abuse or poverty. His story about the "sand mines" is bullshit too. He picked up shifts shoveling dirt at a place that was in walking distance from where he lived to make some extra cash. Then when he illegally entered france he also had some weird homo sponsor him with a house and food and then because he was a big hap he was immediately swept up by that gym in france. He has had everything in the world given to him.
>>145185039I dont want to come of as a weirdo in front of my heem frens
>>145185350im taking a decent sized schaub right now and reading that just made more schaubs slide gracefully out of my schaubhole
>>145185350No one thinks it's untoward except the wastrel but because "people" like it post here it's just not a thing I'd do b
>>145185454i am also limited but what do you need brother?
>>145185390Mate he got brutally slept by Joshua who's a fraud
>>145185358Mentallity is part of a fighters game, he's just in a shitty division where nobody can push him enough for it to matter. If he had ever given up mid round like he did against Reyes against somebody good enough to be a top 5 bantamweight or lightweight he would have lost an even clearer decision.
>>145185539That's the difference between me and everyone else's, I express exactly what I feel, and I'm not afraid to bare all. Failures or amazing feats, it's all the same
>>145185390Struggled in a fight he won I mean
>>145185558Zip em up and upload to a fileshare site b you're doing Schaub's work
Chael Sonnen said his uncle told him a secret technique to always have a son and it's worked 3/3 times for him and 2/2 times for Chael. He said he would sell the information for 50k dollars in escrow and refund the money if the method failed.
>>145185550You just agreed with him/her (not that I'm offended, you have the right to free speech) and said it was weird. Now this is weird
>>145185721You are talking to a hap
Nothing makes me hate a fighter more than when some redditor makes a “how can you not root for a guy like X” thread.
Dustin The Diamond. Bitch.
>>145185717You're right. Ngannou is simply too good at mma to like him. He simply heems people too easily. If he went on to heem Tommy AspenLadd and Jonathan Jones in first round smashings, that would only make him less likeable>>145185721I would but im closing the thread now. I got you next time big dog
>>145185800The croat isn't the wastrel, the wastrel is the usual suspect who says you want to play with yourself to our voices>>145185803A folder full of Cory pics and webms doesn't see color b
>>145185941Francis Ngannou lost this fight 9 rounds to 1
>>145181669>Lol Ngannou is gonna get slept by that Brazilian behemothdo we need to type /s for you or something
>>145185941I will be here
>>145185953I see. Any pictures of that Ukrainian? Quite relevant actually, ever since you spoke on the situation I've wondered how she looked, you made her sound extremely alluring
I don’t know how some people go through life inventing one story in their head and holding everyone else against it
>>145185996it would be the difference between a highly updooted or downdooted post, b
Volkanovski used to weight 295lbs, can you believe it? Kid is a superstar.
>>145185974Yeah but he knocked down Fury which essentially means that if he had wanted to cave his head in with gnp, he could've. I hate Ngubu, but he won the story here.
>>145186075Really? Are you retarded or something?
>>145185713I always thought half of this thread talks in discord channels anywayI seriously do not care, some yall are nice guys, but its the internet, you never knowSome anons might be serious when they say I'd heem every single on of youz
>>145186078stipe miocic is gonna heem jon jones /sedit: thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger
If you take anyone at their word at all on the internet you’re a fool.
volkanovski actually used to be a sumo wrestler believe it or not
>>145186177there's a heemcord, but then there's also just trannycords for 4jannies in general, and there's a couple of those here too.
>>145186128That's the thing with boxers vs mma fighters.Did you really win in a "combat sport" if your opponent could've killed you in 30 seconds with a ruleset specifically designed for your needs being the only thing protecting you from that fate
>>145186238Not me. Yall can trust me.
john dwight is washed and overrated, especially in hwstipe has always been underrated despite delivering.
>>145186073My hoholita... No not really, that already feels like months ago, also met a rich Russian too I preferred her (a proper 9-10) but she wasn't as alluring somehow
>>145186238When interacting with the general public its just best to not take anybody for their word at all. You live among people who have no capacity for truth, this isn't 200 yairs ago b.
>>145186394nigga shut the fuck up
>>145186177I run the bonescord but it's literally just me atm
>>145186421hey b could you spot me a hundo, promise to pay you back
>AYO MAN SHUT CHO MOUFF CANADA WE AINT TRYN HERE ALL DAT SHIT RITE NAOW!!
the mark of a fool is his penchance in telling you what is wrong. equivalent to telling you what the wrong answer to a question is.
Anyway, Job Jobes
>>145186177I actually didn't know about this. Surely the talk and events would rebound back here regularly
I'm losing my fucking hair from this gay ass anxiety disorder, but I don't want to take meds
>>145186501Sure g *heems you 100 times*
There has never been a heem discord.
>>145184417Is happening again.
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4-jdagOZks
>>145186589hey man, like, chill out
only 11 more days of locktober ganscholars! you can make it!
>>145186391Stop messing around, just post her/them haha
>>145186622I'm tryi-AAKH
>>145186589Hey pal, take it easy.
The aura change when Chimaev part begins. Man this guy is something else.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfrUF74cDQc
>>145186291Heem is like a stress relief to me where i can be a retard and post about retarded stuff online and talk about mma since no one irl i know watches it and talks about itMajority of people just watch footy, and when it comes to mma are extremely casualsI only had one colleague who was as avid of a mma fan as i was, if not more, and we talked during work a shit ton of time about fights but i never met him irlHe even was going to watch events liveGreat guy, lost contact with him since he went to another company
>>145186617
>>145186589if the cause of stress isnt something you can get rid off (it always can be btw) then you should consider taking those happy pills bif you're a heartlet you're a heartlet.im a heartlet but i got these techniques and you wouldnt want none of that
>>145186589Just have the mentality in a regular person, and not a crazy person and you're done. You'll be able to get on with your life
>>145186674reminds me of that quote from that old nickelodeon show
>>145186611you're not her
>>145186704probably the right choice b
>>145186589Start meditating you absolute retardStop drinking coffee, start going for walks every day, do something about it excwpt whiningI swear id heem you so hard
>>145186764it's really hard not to be crazy bro, I always was wacked out but never had to deal with pathetic weakness like this. Just need to face the pain more.>>145186753teach me ur techniques
>>145186834yeah my problem is I like being alone, I should change my ways. Anxiety always gets better when I go outside and interact with people or do hard stuff
>just go for a walk bro lol
talmbout jon d white? bbbbbbeast of a goat
>already foldingEmbarrassing
>>145186957yeah if poopeepoo does actually point at the ground and max kwabs out that's an extreme story loss.
>>145186849I don't know how old you are but find a way to make some decent money, buy a nice car, have a nice Mediterranean holiday and starting going to prostitutes, if you're not enjoying yourself after that you're just useless.
>>145186920You can start by kissing me :3
>poopeepoo
>>145186849you think about it until you find a solution, whether its a what would i do scenario or a change in mindset.not dealing with it is a timebomb
>>145187037Close you're eyes.
>another card that seemed like a distant future event when it was first announced is already about to happenman time sure flies when every day is exactly the same
>>145187037People like you shouldn't be here, you're supposed to be watching some reality TV show and shaping your eyebrows, not mma
>>145187086it's an algebraic reduction of topuria b, it's alright if you don gedddit
>>145187020my goal is to open a small cinema with healthy snacks and kino of my choice>>145187127I must push myself harder like Trump, God knows the shit he has to deal with
>>145186940Youre worse than himYou gave up on your life by doing drugs and chasing the high and hiding from realityGood luck with that, the wake up might be too late
Shed a tear hearing Ilia's speech on the countdown, what a GOAT.
>>145187037OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*unzips*
>>145187203I deducted it from the context b, but sounds stupid
>>145187204Why is that your interest and goal?
>Chandler when the adoption agency introduces him to Mason and Eric
>>145187204>, God knows the shit he has to deal withtalbmout the explosive diarrhoea in Zion Don's diaper b?
>>145187327Chandler been kicked out of those agencies b he spends his evenings scouting out maternity wards for the biggest fattest hap women
>>145187279Always liked movies. It is one of my goals. It's a comfy fantasy and I can make people happy. Thematic programmes like Wuxia kung fu shit and the likes.
peast of a thread once my flag appears. aight peace heem.*kisses ya*
>>145187153>you'reYOU'RE ON MY BOARD NOW YOU CAN ATLEAST LEARN MY FUCKIN LANGUAGE
>>145187272> but sounds stupidSo, you do understand its brilliance?
>>145187490You are the eyes of the beholder. As you watch with your eyes you see what will be . You become seen.
Not to belabor the point too much but was the idea that Despaigne would be a very big Izzy or what was the thinking behind it
>>145187594That he would be the heavyweight gane
>>145187427Sorry but I think it's a bad idea, strange way to express your passion, I doubt it'll make you happy. You don't see people enjoy your product, there's no relationship or even recognition from it. The cinema is the last place people put thought of interest into food, or care about health food. You have no creative input as you just play any movie that comes out like everyone else. Be a bit creative man
You fags are missing a great game on viking vs lions gg
>>145187594Joe Rogan is owed orgasms by Dana and this was the only way he could potentially get them
>>145187490Long John Silver maybe
>>145187594I didn't get that. I was under the impression he was supposed to be another Francis. He's just a big dumb cunt, can't wait until he disappears
>>145187799I said it's one of my goals b. I want to make my own films too and I will. It's just a comfy fantasy, that's why I want it to be a small cinema so I can interact with the people and play more unknown stuff of my liking.
>my italian bretheren got banned for repeating a word over and overhell of a free spech that you got here
>>145187545That's Cody Garbrandt. The man that cucked Stipe.
>>145187594People thought DeNigger was going to be Nigannou 2.0
>>145187967Spammy has been extra revved lately.
>>145187940Ok well you should've said. Your only unique aspect was the dumb health food haha. Well I hope you do this, let us know
>he's a bum, he's got no shot. no shot. and he's saying he's taking this camp seriously, bringing in new people. well, why the hell didn't you take the first camp seriously? he was never gonna fight bobby. he probably is licking kevin lee right now hoping for staph. just an absolute disgrace.
>>145184031Just rewatched Alex vs Israel, I didn't remember Israel dominating the fight so much, even the TKO was very earlyAnd no, I don't like isael, I hate the faggot and I celebrate every time he loses
Tyson Fury would destroy Ngannou in MMA
>>145188208Factos.
>You now realize Adesanya had lost to 100% of the white fighters he has ever fought in the UFCBuck Broken Native
>>145188107zion don diaper status?
>has an olympic medal in taekwabdo >has all of the natural attributes to have an advantage in a fight >still can't manage to beat anybody better than morbidly obese 5'11'' heavyweights
Anthony Joshua was the first giganigga Francis ever fought who was of similar size to him
>>145188183Thoughts on argentinian mma?
Holloway is flushed, and was never good
>>145188304True but that's still enough to beat Ilia.
>>145188277>Throws a kick and trips over at you
>>145188183>I didn't remember Israel dominating the fight so muchJizzy unironically has the style to beat him, he just bitches out too much, had he fought him the same way he went against Dricus he probably would've won >even the TKO was very earlywell they did want Alex to win, but the tko was legitly timed, he was one punch away from crumbling down like Khalil, the reason why it's a bad stoppage is because we got robbed of seeing Jizzy get heemed stiff
>>145188304But he beat Ilia so he is the champ
>>145188304Kwab, topiria is losing to a guy who is flushed and was never even good??
Illia is going to lose and it'll hurt me, i love that little retard.
Fluffbeasts the top 10 are ducking
>>145188268abraham accords 2 coming down the pipe, and the browns are going to pay for it
>>145185600>given up mid round like he did against ReyesGive up how? Reyes got smoked in the later rounds. John was never in any danger, just had less output
>>145188427i watched the post-show and fluffy said he didn't want to call out izzy because he felt bad for him lel
>>145188443Talmbout the brown logs in Zion Don's dookie diaper?
You could see Charly's panties through that yellow dress last night heavy breating emoji peach emoji
>>145186238I believe you
>>145188519the same logs that will line the entire shores of the west bank yes
I think robocop would heem fluffy
>>145188378Israel's time reaction looked like crap for Dricus, against Sean maybe, I rewatched that fight the other day, and Sean completely dominated him in an entertaining but one sided fight.Israel actually looked as good as ever in round 2, but Sean beat him up in rounds 1, 3, 4 and 5. So this whole idea that Israel just had a bad night is wrong.
>>145188564That's a lot of dookies
>>145188427This man doesn't look fluffy in the slightest.
to add, dricus beats alex easily
>>145188631for jews
NOT MY FLUFFY WHUFFY
why is reddit rob wrestling in women's leggings?
>>145188582anyone looks like crap against Dricus, but Jizzy was more aggrassive than usual, landed good shots and was making adjustments on the fly to deal with the high guard, the spinning back elbow was well timed too>So this whole idea that Israel just had a bad night is wrong.yeah if you listen to the gaslighting he fell out his prime in round 4 against DDP
to add, ddclitty gets heemed by poagod
>>145188725bet the farm on bobby mmm
>Quevamos
>>145188772Clittaker is preparing to power bottom for Zatdaddy
For me? Dead Can Dance, thanks for asking
>main card starts at 1pm . at least one good thing about the durkas
>>145188582when did jizzy ever look good? maybe the first reddit rob fight?
>>145188753I think Israel was winning the fight, but Dricus hits like a truck and is very tough, he also has a very underrated wrestling, either because of his skill or his gorilla strength.
>>145188963I gave him only round 3 against DDP
mma flourished as a sport in part because most of the fighters skipped the vax
>>145188928Is my memory warped by being a retard and nostalgia or did Izzy mostly have good fights when he was fighting his way up the rankings (Kelvin Gastelum fight, Robert Whittaker fight) but when he became Champion he started point-fighting like a bitch and nothing happened in most of his fight until he ran into a Brazilian who forced him to fight
>>145188582what? israel looked great, and could've pitter patter into victory but dricus was just too durable and strong.
>>145189082MMA peaked before Covid
>>145188183I celebrate every time your currency goes down
>>145189062because you're a bum like du pussy. Its was 2-1 dogesanya going into the fourth
>>145189082>mma flourished>Belal and Merab as champthey skipped the vax but not epo
>>145188582>Sean completely dominated him in an entertaining but one sided fight>entertaining It was a fun first watch because of the shock of Izzy getting dogwalked, but it's mostly boring as shit.
>>145189140That's indubitably what happened.
>>145189179Izzy vs Sean is one of those fights that was crazy at the time but has zero rewatch value
>>145189140the exact moment he started his gay ass point fighting is when Romero clocked him so hard he saw triple
>>145189179>>145189252It could be because I don't like Israel, but I actually found it entertaining, even on rewatch.The only problem is that Ponzinibbio is such a faggot that he kept saying that Sean should have gone for the takedown during the whole fight.
>>145189212Thanks for backing me up Mexibro>>145189254>Romero clocked him so hard he saw tripleThe Romero fight is the one where almost nothing happened right?
>>145189335okay now post literally any other part of the fight apart from the one KD
>>145189335yeah don't ever go for a takedown in mma, that would be ridiculous. just strike every fight and only use the wrestling you train every day to defend takedowns instead of using it to better your chances
just defend takedowns (losing according to mma's judging criteria) instead of using the wrestling you train every day to get takedowns (winning according to mma's judging criteria)
whatever happened to hespect
>>145189442Yes
>>145189456'm not saying no, but ponzinibio was repeating this every damn round"maybe sean should go for the takedown now" x 4 or 5 times per round
>>145189442yes he caught him hard in round one, he pressed spacebar some time after, showed his tongue, tried to catch him before he started naruto running away and screamed at him at the end of it, the press conference where he dismissed his leg kicks' effectiveness by dancing and saying that africans were good at running despite his translator not wanting to say it was more entertaining
look into it
test(icles)
>>145189559Webm of the incident in question provided
>>145189442>>145189536He was trying so hard that fight
>>145189619I unironically got baneed for that shit (no icles though)
>>145189649Why do MMA fighters get sweaty from doing nothing?
I fucking hate redditmero and his 2 punch a round bullshit
>>145189649>23 minutes into the fightGrim to the point of obscenity
I meant 18 minutes but irregardless
>>145189450
>>145189809what a chad
>>145189815>literally nothing happened or landedtypical stricklel snoozer
Thawlts on Ilia's custom shorts?
>>145189656jesus literally 1984
>>145189536I'm with him man, run around in a circle chasing a feeble guy who doesn't want to fight for for rounds, then get cheap shoted twice when you're so out of breath you can't even defend yourself and lose on points.Romero did not sign up to be a Marathon runner
>>145189140He had a 100% finish rate when he entered the UFC.
>>145189858Yeah, they're a little red aren't they
>>145189858Comes off chinese desu
>>145189649This fight cemented my permanent hate for adesanya, i remember thinking he was an annoying faggot before this but he was winning but in the lead up to this fight he said he wanted to be the first to heem romero but then fought like this and said "am I supposed to risk my belt for a bunch of drunk retards" and is like motherfucker you are the one that said you would heem, if he failed to heem but went at romero like he went against gastelum then that's fine but he didn't even try.He only got more and more annoying in every fight after that but he was right about something, i do hope he sticks around for longer because i do love seeing him lose.
>>145189630Romero exposed Jizzy by beating him at his own game, got robbed of the title and got cut.
I just don't get why he'd record himself heeming a dog's meng tbch>>145189900Always liked Romero even though I've only seen him as a geriatric
B+ boxingA+ wrestlingA+ staminais the best base for mma
>>145189560I watched his whole 1 hour video and laughed my ass ofWhat am i missing polheem?
>>145190347Karate (real Okinawan karate not mall karate) S++++
Chama
>>145190473brain cells
>>145190473We have a very strict do not watch crap here policy re: streamers besides FightFairy
>>145190572
>>145189536Absolute legendRomero is a gem of a human being
GODru.
>holy chama
>>145190748You have autogynephilia.
>>145190608I thought guru was very liked herePretty sure he used to post hereNo way a character like him has never heared of heem>>145190574Kek good one
>>145190669Holy Chama, yeah that's a phrase
>>145190741Tubsy will get shanked by an IC6 or sent to HMP and shanked there by 2026
>>145190862GODru is well liked here, clozafinn's been seething over him ever since he exposed Jon Jones' homosexuality.
>>145188427where are his abs, his muscles, the definition?
>>145190925holy smokes is that the chamamobile? parked in the chamahouse?
>>145190882Yup
holy chama that pussy is scrumptuous
>>145187196You don't know me.
>>145191007Yeah
>>145190669Please don't post my xeets here
>>145188538anyone got a screencap?
>>145190991uhhh he isn't called Anthony "jacked" Hernandez for a reason bapa
>run away from someone the whole fight>kick them 1 or 2 times in the leg>be declared the winnerits just that easy
Chama? More like chame
>>145190862He has some fans who do spamming on his behalf but most people here don't seem to watch that crap and the bong with a nickname for everyone is his biggest fan. Make of that what you will
>>145190937You let heem bully you everyday over your autogynephilia, zoophilia, incontinence, drug addiction, and toxic epidermal necrosis
>>145190669This was posted by one of you
>only man to heem preddit is izzyjust how good is the dog fucker?
>>145191035Hunned percent
What if instead of Chama it was Chomo
>>145191044it was a YouTube comment, crodie
>>145191214In Clozafin's case it is, sadly
>>145191225Please don't post my YouTube comments here
>
>>145191214#1 pound for pound in the penitentiary
I took a huge shit this morning and my ass still hurts
>>145191137His impressions of fighters were funny and on point
>>145191403What's his name?
>>145191269can't help myself
>>145191448wiping instincts: activated
>stars following this hot bitch on Instagram >turns out she's a Trump nut job and doesn't post about literally anything else >unfollows her Many such cases
>>145191448I’m trying to brenan schtorm an idea
>>145191214Or maybe Chima, Chimaev, Khamzat Chimaev. Chima
Just found out Charly is pro-Trump and I'm definitely cumming.
>>145191021Why do I need to know you to tell you where you don't belong?
>>145191552Behead Laura, Charly is the new micfu
>>145191600This
>>145191441I haven't seen too much of him to really say but his serious opinions often seem like he's a provocateur but I've started to think maybe he gets picks wrong and is rationalising or something idk
>>145191651Madame Xneed loves supporting xer fellow incontinent dookie diaper wearers
>>145191473>in about half a yearA bit specific
>>145191552I'd like to passion her balance while she success iykwim
Why couldn’t Megan succeed where Laura did, and inevitably Charly will?
>>145191972Megan never trained mmaShes just a pretty mexican girl
Shane Carwin can't even tie his fucking shoes man.
Madame Xneed can't even hold in xer poop man.
>>145192255MMA?
>>145192203I'd pay to see that.
>>145192287Madame's Muddy Ass?
>>145192320Martial arts?
Combat sports general
Mixed Mike Adoptions
Mike Malott Amazing
>>145192560>>145192560>>145192560
500
>>145188277He won THE Bronze Olympic TWD medal over ten years ago!?!
