chandler: >>145180384
kevin R nash
Finland
danerchanda
>>145192606she probably thinks she looks like that
Xneed? Xneed has autogynephilia.
Huh? Chama.
the opp of my boy is my oppreal nigga shit
>>145192743Holy chama will you stop that
>>145192797It's not my fault xhe has autogynephilia.
> YOOOOOOOOO MICHEL FIGHT NIGHT LET'S GO-
>>145192785Hopefully Jones doesn't come back with an unnecessary passive aggressive insult. He's got a habit of that.
LET ME BANG BRO
>>145192863why couldn't he do this to hernandez?
>gottem rustled again
>>145192797Chomo in your case
>>145192908Khabib runs terror cells out of his gym. Jon will let it go.
>>145192863Tristram Shandy tanked that shit
>>145192922I did, I did let you bang bro
>>145192943He did to that (lose)
madame xneed's always struck me as more of an hsts
why are nigg**s so fucking gay
a second abbreviation has hit the /heem/ thread
>>145193070Madame Xneed is a woman therefore when xhe sucks upon a BBC it is straight
>>145192863>significant strikes landed in this webm : 1
>>145193171>>>/an/
>>145192922i do let you breed bro
>>145192560this is a good thing by the way. the dookster deserves a gooby fight a lot more than chandler
>>145193171Rodtang Jitmunigganon
>>145193266
Boom headshot. Dead.
>>145193424I wish the monkey permaheemed the IC3
How often do you heem your meng and how would you rate your mental heemnes?
>>145193514Runs in the family
>>145193540Umm, butt the freak out pal?
>>145193540Yes.
>>145193540About once every 3 days. My psyche is deteriorating rapidly.
>>145193540Nowdays I heem my meng twice a day for my own health. If I don't heem my meng I get these weird sexual dreams. not the good stuff either
>>145193601Maybe a diet of corn smut and jarritos ain't such a hot idea?
>>1451935402-3 times a day in addition to 1-2 assisted heems.
>>145193540Until failure and intermediate/advances
>>145193582
>>145193631Dully noted, doctor.
>>145193540next question
>>145193540once every 3 bongs, it's all peachies b
>>145193540idk a million?
Who ya got?
>>145193866Chimpaev will dominate the first and proceed to get heemed sleepy in the second. Huge money to be made live betting between rounds
>>145193866Bobby but only because the other dude is gonna be short notice.
>>145193866
>>145193540You mean how often do I JERK my COCK and how I would rate my mental HEALTH?
>>145193866Whittaker vs Borralho is gonna be a peach
>>145192606that's a meng, meng
Just a reminder that khamzat has never pulled out of a fight. This is purely a r*ddit meme.
>>145193984Swedes do not engage in uncouth conduct and our mental health is exemplary
Neither Holloway nor Whitaker were never good.
>>145193866Brain says kumsockHeart says reddit rob
>>145194016This, kek. Copert is either gonna get poisoned by the towelheads, or robbed if it goes to a decision. His only chance to win is by heem (unlikely).
>>145193866round 2 exhaustion tko by whittaker
>>145194068>translation: both Holloway and Whitatker were always good
>>145194016fix will be in fer ser
>>145193866I've got chimpaev ducking again.
>>145194031FACT CHECK: FALSE
>>145194068Over the years of seeing Irish posts I've realized Joyce is a hack.
Don't ever use no double negatives on me.
>>145193866The dricus fight already showed that reddit Rob can’t grapple anymore. Khamzat will steamroll him
>>145194159You've got AGP.
till and khamzat are gay married
the fight is 5 rounds. if cumshit doesn't finish him in the first or maybe early second round (which isn't an unlikely outcome) then shittaker is gonna drag him into deep walders b. I could definitely see a reddit rob finish in the 5th due to exhaustion.
>>145194016that's how you pick fights these days
>>145194225who's the bottom
>>145194185ain't never done that b
Imagine if he cared about MMA
>>145194261Till obviously
>>145194265
>>145194261do gay relationships always have a top and a bottom or do they switch it up sometimes? can pakibong clarify?
K-1 and cats will save /heem/
>>145193866Khamzat. When has Whittaker ever shown exceptional wrestling or takedown defense or submission defense. If it goes past two rounds though I think the tide will turn in favor of Whittaker
People shit on Chimaev’s cardio but WTF was up with Michel Pereira? I’ve never seen someone gas that fast
1 week till this guy gets fraudchecked
Max Holloway is +225 odds to win. Im not a betting man but can somebody give a me a good reason why? He wasnt that much of an underdog against a bigger guy like Gaethje
>>145194449Because Topuria knocked out the FW GOAT and the guy that beat Holloway 3 times.
imagine caring about bum ass prize fighters and following their faggot stories lmao
>>145194449holloway always struggled with shorter opposition
inb4 topuria gets stiffed by a jab
>>145194476>he said in a general dedicated to it
>>145194449Max is good odds. He's durable as fuck and seems better and better all the time.
>>145192785That Dagestani honour code dies hard.
Pleasure Bros, /ourboy/ hasn't fought since March, and he doesn't have a fight lined up. I've not even seen any news of him joining another organisation. It might be over.
>>145194449the line is definitely off, there are off lines all the time.
topuria plans to wrestle with max
>>145194449Every now and then the bookies fuck up big time. This is one of those times.
>>145192785Khabib is the realest to ever step foot in the cage.
>>145194518It’s not. Redditards who think max and Rob should be favoured are severely delusional
>>145194449Pillowbum is a fraud, and the knowers know it. He's Nate Diaz if Nate could cutbaby his way down to 145.
>>145194513I'm more worried about Cory deleting her socials
>>145194567Did I say he should be the favourite? You are wound up so tight IC4, take one of those chill pills the doc prescribed you b.
>>145194558The hollowgay meme has to end at some point. Well, we're simply at that point in history right now.
>>145194612That's gonna be a no from me, dawg
>>145194503u mad sissy boy?
>>145194511You mean like when shartkaev told kape to meet him under the pretense of "not having arguments between (muslim) brothers" and then jumped him?
>>145194612Didn't Gaethje kill him at UFC 300
levels will be displayed
>>145194645
>>145194449Because Gaethje's not that good of a win plus he suffers from mini-strokes
>>145194651I remember when Brian was going to destroy Max.
>>145194647He did indeed. Sad thing to see, a man's life snuffed out like that. But Gaethje was just doing what comes naturally.
>>145194681& allen & gaethje
The pleasure man
reddit max
>>145192922
>>145194731
>searches up underage pictures of literal who male fighters>calls others pedos
>>145194608You’re right the line is off, Ilia should be -500
Name ONE good Max Pillowbum win.Pro tip: (You) can't.
I feel with the right camp, I'd be a threat to anyone in the top 5
>>145194756I hate faggot ass zoomers so much
>>145194800Max Holloway
>>145194800you can say the same thing about poopeepoo b
>>145194800Gaethje killing him was a win for us all
>>145194800Jose Aldo, Arnold Allen, Justin Gaethje, Yair Rodriguez, Brian Ortega, and Anthony Petis.
>>145193540i easily go into the double digits almost everyday, its pretty bad during the weekend. I'll heem my meng until the heemgasm feels like nothing, im kinda fucked desu
>>145194803of women's atomweight
>>145194803You're not even a threat to a heavy bag lil nigga.
>>145194854>i easily go into the double digits almost everydayreally?
Taste the pleasure
>>145194885I think you'd be surprised.
>>145194890yeah man, i've been told before i can be a pornstar but whatever
>>145194853>AldoHe should've been fighting at 135, and Pillowbum only beat the remains that McGrubby spat out.>Arnold AllenAA didn't really lose.>Justin GaethjeHomoer Gimpson is a coin flip in every fight.>Yair RodriguezHahaha.>Brian OrtegaHAHAHAHAHAHA.>Anthony PetisHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>145194814
gay niqqa
>AA didn't really lose.
>>145194989Puporia wants a doggie treat
>>145194731He would pleasure my meng
>>145194979>le everyone sucks Brian Ortega had all the momentum and was beating the whos who of the FW division at the time. Max stopped all of that dead and flushed him down the toilet. Pettis is a former champ and Yair Rodriguez is very talented.
>>145194945can you describe what your day looks like?
>>145192863He’s eating those feints
>>145194989bet this clip gave adesanya a boner
>>145194853>AldoAldo was on the skids since the second Mendes fight>AllenTHE Arnold Allen??>Gaethjehigh profile journeyman>RodriguezMeme fighter>OrtegaHigh profile bum>Petisremember when he ran across the cage 15 years ago?
Turdpooria didn't face a single good fighter and Volk was already gigaflushed alcoholic with a broken chin when he fought him
>>145195034Are you team Jacob or Edward?
Conceive. Believe. Achieve.*sucks a dick*
I really really really wanna see Josh Emmett vs Alexander Volkanovski.
>>145194989Yeah topuria by tko(paws)
>>145195124Based Anton Turkalj
TopBEASTia beats all of Pillowbum's opponents, and he does it in far more impressive style.
>>145194800Volk x2 (the first two fights).
>>145195137You really wanna see two short bald men, yeah?
>>145195115uh Pleasurebros…
>>145195168Yes
>>145195043>heem the meng>back to sleep>heem the meng>repeat for a couple hours>wake up>work out>heem the meng>work>come home>make dinner>heem the meng through out the night>post on heem occasionally too
The rematch, Volkanovski
>>145195196Alright
>>145195209how far are you down the "i want to be the gf" slippery slope?
Turd Poo Diarrhea beat THE meme bjj guy, THE random tall journeyman (after nearly getting heemed in one), THE country boy rapper, THE nearly 40 years Josh Emmett who got heemed by lil heaten in his prime and THE 3 daughteur Volk who had just gotten headkicked dead
ryan hall is one of the best wins you can have
>>145195260Talmbout autogynephilia bapa? It’s a b-beast fersure
>>145195209that's horrible
48 days until Gane fights.
>>145195137volk just dances around him for five rounds
Yeah gane
>>145195325Gane is flushed, and was never good.
I got laid off a few weeks ago. It was a great job and my coworker friends were much of the small community I have. I’ve had severe depression ever since and struggle to get out of bed. Going to force myself to go to church in another hour though.
>>145195325The guy that got subbed by Jon Jones in 2 minutes? who cares lol
>>145195366Yeah
>>145195366Dear diary
145 was a meme division until TopBEASTia showed up.
>>145195260
how come u guys make fun of masvidal for saying "meng" but dont' make fun of chimaev for saying "mang"
poopeepoo is a "heckin meme" fighter too b
>>145195445"Mang" just doesn't do it for me, b.
>>145195445who?
>>145195421ids talf b
>>145195445Mainly because I've never actually heard chimaev speak
>>145195445Are you dumb, stupid or dumb? Huh?
>>145195421kek stay strong bro
>>145195530I’ve seen no evidence he is capable of speech. He makes grunting noises and they dub over it
>>145195445the chad mengthe virgin mang
>>145195445Khamzat voice is really annoying
>>145195530he says "mang" in one interview more than masvidal saying "meng" in all interviews.
>>145193866About 90% chance khamzat heems in the first.About 90% chance rob decisions if it goes past the first round.
Eye smesh ur faze, see u soon boy
There is a fairly good chance that we see Strickland/Whittaker this weekend.
>>145195638actual heem or submission heem
>>145195684No there isn’t
>>145193540Depends, sometimes i heem my meng every day for a couple of weeks, sometimes multiple times per day then i don't touch my pp for a month and im doing peachy.
>>145195684there’s literally zero chance of that happening
>>145195684>DAE khamzat pullout???Reddit and heem.com are virtually indistinguishable.
>>145195700Only took you 39 seconds to leap to the defense of Khamzat. Pretty good.
Whittaker vs Chimmy will be a 5 rounder, nice. Hope it's a good fight. Seeing Khamzat crumble in the later rounds due to gassing out or Bobby getting heemed and then submitted is gonna be fun. (If the fight actually happens)
>>145195721>he browses reddit
>>145194651Talmbout levels?
>>145195726It's more about Strick becoming a fake one who waits for his title shot
>>145195726I didn’t say anything about him retard. Strickland has been extremely explicit that he is fighting for the belt and won’t accept any other fight
>>145195695About 90% chance is a submission heem.
>>145195750>Bobby getting heemed and then submittedhow’s that supposed to work huh
>>145195766Do you got Chuck on your bills yet?
Caio Borralho is travelling to Abu Dhabi as a “guest fighter” if ratlip pulls out again it’ll be him vs rob
>>145195803Chuck liddell?
I had a dream that Volkov knocked out Gane. Do with that what you will.
MAX HOLLOWAY HAS PULLED OUTTOPURIA VS VOLKANOVSKI 2 IS YOUR NEW UFC 308 MAIN EVENT
>>1451958426'2" 225lbs sound little to you?
>>145195622And what interview is this?
>Khamzat will... le pull out hehehe
>>145195789I meant the chechen getting a good punch on Whittys suspicious chin and finishing the fight on the ground. But I get what you're saying. Semantics, B
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
"Holy shit. Holy fucking shit." - Dana White
>>145195892I look like this and say this
>>145195906I look like this and say this
rob has defeated two muslims in front of their home crowds in the desert. chimaev is about to get fraud checked and will be completely forgotten about in 6 months
"You're in, kid" - dana white
ducks nathan d. diaz in you are path
Does this look like a man who's about to pull out?
>>145195953>two muslimswhat
>>145195953All those years latter and we are people still remember Sage Northcutt
>>145195971Isn’t Ankalaev a Kadyrov affiliated fighter? He’s gonna get in trouble for this
>we will never have Kobe V Hap>we will never have Kobe V Ace>we will never have Three Kings Vol. 2 (Hap, Ace, Kobe)
>>145195883https://youtu.be/evis_7YLorg?si=l2qvGY-7O9rGJZrf&t=30
>>145195976aliskerov and chimaev's wife (till had to convert to islam when they got married)
>>145196086What the fuck is this
>Khamzat will l-lose..... THIS time!
>>145196132where all the cool kids hang out to talk with fighters
>>145196131MMA?
>>145194449The odds always get closer right before the fight
>>145196034why is francis kissing a turd
>K-Khamzat will w-win t-t-this ti-AUGH!
>>145196168retard moron. dont you see the chimaev logo there? that makes it mma related
>>145196142He already lost to Kamaru Usman off the couch.
>>145195971
>>145196190Chadyrov would beat the fuck out of diaper don if we’re being fr
>>145196221me when the schaub nugget doesn't fall and reenters my butt
I want Khamzat to win purely because he's a more entertaining matchup for the top guys at 185. I've already seen Whittaker fight Izzy and Dricus, and I absolutely can't be arsed watching the snoozefest that would be him vs Strickland. Khamzat is a fun matchup for any of those guys
work horse
Is Ilia vs Max the p4p hottest fighter wife matchup in UFC history?
>>145196318>Gets new teeth in Turkey >Starts doing funny social media skits>Talks about moving to WWETom Reddit might actually be flushed, what has Jon done to this man by simply not acknowledging him?
>american athletes marry their high-school sweethearts>europeans and south americans athletes marry golddigging whoresi thought this was only in soccer
Fuck bro I've boyed Topuria since his debut but I think it's time to cash out, Holloway is too perfect and he has fucking knock out power now.
>>145196378More like fighter wife with least amount of ass
>>145196378she has a manlier jaw than him kek. but max's wife is a cutie
>>145196242clowndyrov is a little cuck bitch who sucks off putin's toes on the dl
>>145196378Ilia is 5’5 so he’d make a better boywife, max is too lanky
>>145196378That’s an average thot b
>>145196510shut up you poof
>>145196508KDS
Tom lacks the wit, and charisma, to do anything which requires a lot of talking. He isn't even smart enough to accept THE MMA "The King of /heem/" Guru's help with trash talking Jon.
Tom "Reddit" Bitchnal is a gay man
>>145196596This but Jon Jones
Tom nigga came in with the stick
When did you become an MMA Guru fan? When he triggered Nina or when he triggered Chandler?
>>145196631Take a shower man I can smell you from here
It’s heem or be heemed
I fingered Guru behind a London nightclub once
>>145196631We don't watch that crap here.
MMA will never have a talent on par with Luke Littler.
Never back down never what
>>145192560That philips kid has a good foot sweep
>>145196712Doos born in 2007 looking like my alcoholic uncle
>>145196736You’re not even old enough to drink who are you calling a kid
>>145196631I remember a members only stream where he jerked off infront of the camera ah good times
>>145196631when he still lived in his parents house and had a shitty laptop webcam
>>145195971Wow. They linked up?
>>145196783damn you brits age like milk
>>145195684That would be based but strickbeast's tranny gf robbed him of all dawg
>>145196821Sneed it or feed it?
>>145196837Many do not me tho
>>145196866AGP it.
>>145196794turning 20 in 2 months, i could drink in your country bud
>>145196866Gotta Feed it. Uncle Aev will not be happt about this
Da mewn
>>145196736>>145196764too bad he fucking sucks at fighting
>>145194731Swedemaxxing
>Lightweight Champion Yuki Yoza Terminates K-1 Contract "For Now", Explores Options as Free Agentbros its not looking great
>>145197004What did gooby mean by this?
>>145197037>I don't fight in that crap
>>145197010would spark you in 2 minutes lol
>>145197098>5'8 135lbs
What the fuck is K-1
>>145197123it's some shitty gimmick post
>>145196764This one is clean
Entertaining striking opposed to faggy poofy laying and hugging grapplers
>>145197123A 2nd rate kickboxing promotion that some anon latched onto cause it had one good event in 10 years
>>145197123Doesn't matter no one watches that crap.
>>145197123the k stands for krap
>>145197123Just another organisation that we dont watch here
>>145197172That's ONE Friday Fights
>>145197244Every light heavyweight worth his salt has a loss to a middleweight.
nigga schaub penis
>>145197279Literally came here to say this
UFC stands for: hugging and kissing man drama cage clinch stalling ari slop goyim slave watching championshipsK-1 stands for: Karate, kickboxing, kung fu, kaktougi, kempo, 1 weight class, 1 champion
>>145197196Do any fighters we know come from there?
1 scaub, 1 till
>>145197300This nigga making fan art of himself.
A special treat for us K-1 fans, a 3 hour documentary detailing the history of the World Grand Prix>https://youtu.be/5AdHXjT6ldQ
>>145197319Older fighters yeah. People like Mark Hunt, Alistair Overeem, and Cro Cop. K-1 hasn't been relevant in a very long time, out side of the afore mentioned one good event in ten years.
1 autistic welsh man has watched this video 140k timesimpressive
So this is life huh
The Krush posting will continue.>https://youtu.be/56N9z9OLNUs
>>145197400Cool. Think I'll just filter the word K-1
K_1.
Kill every1
>>145197073That European yak too good
We watching Sunday Night Football or NLCS?Like for SNFRetweet for NLCS
The RISE posting has commenced.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYXYga-K5YE
>>145197512We don't watch that crap here.
K-1: Krapp's last tape.
>>145197553Obviously wasn't talking to third world posters
You guys had better filter K-1, RISE & Krush because i'm going to make it a living hell. :)
Heeminder: On topic spam is still spam.
FUCKEDUCKED
>uuuh hey boss, could you maybe pay me a bit more now that im a champion? On behind on rent and my qt japanese childhood friend tomboy gf won't survive another training camp without eating so i can have a proper training diet, please sir there's an ugly bastard offering her food, at this rate im gonna get......n....nt......>Sumimasen yuki chan but we don't have enough viewers to afford paying you more.
>>145192606This cunt is all right wing in front of people but I bet she'd be sucking my quick latino uncircumcised cock thru my pants 30 seconds after meeting her.
Hahaha
>>145197574Oh no, guys this neet is going to make it a living hell, what are we ever going to do?
>>145197659She looks like she has Mexican-Brazilian parents, b.
this is what youll do
>>145197610I can't wait to shop in Ilia's disappointed, busted face.
>>145192560Dookster redemption arc, or his burial as he waits for a fight that wont happen? It's an intriguing turn of events.
I don't think we took time to really appreciate just how brutally Michele Pereira got beaten last night
dookie dan got knocked down by gamrot, goobs power is overrated as fuck but he'll still btfo the dookster
>>145197610The BMF belt shit is a good bit ngl
>>145197822More realistically Dookie beats the shit out of the guy with a bum leg and then gets a shot at the vacant title for no reason, which he loses
>>145197803By our fluffy whuffy :3
I much prfred the Chandler matchup because it would really mean nothing since neither he or Conor had fought in so long.But if Conor beats dookie he will have an actual good win, his fourth overall, which is lame.
>>145197747why are you a big tit mommy in this scenario?
>>145197923Lets not act like Dookie Dan is a world beater here, he scraped by against Jalin Turner and was gifted a decision against Gamrot
>>145196712Not a real sport
>>145197923dookie would kill good at this point, not that that fight is ever happening.
GIVE CAIN THE DEATH SENTENCE (for being mexican and made of glass)
>>145198045if we keeping it a buck cuh cain stupid ass need some time on the yard that some stupid shit he try knew where the cat sleep come at him on the highway smdh
NO JON NO
>>145197923Since when is dooker a good win? The fuck?
>>145197803Michel (women's name btw) was always a meme, he had nearly lost a third of his fight before coming in the UFC and then got exposed by a featherweight. like sure he got an impressive win streaks, but his best wins in it were a split over a washed Ponzi and a decision over Niko Price who had almost lost to a giga washed Cowboy one fight prior.He deserved a step up in competition for winning so many in a row, but it was clear he couldn't pass that bar.He should be fed to one more good fighter to get him out the rankings and he can go back to crushing bums.
can velasquez
>>145198152LMFAO
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
>>145198207Die
The Diamond took the dooksters entire livelihood and shit on it live in the kinopex
The best result with Gooby is the one that makes Cuckler the least money.
>>145198207So much CTE dude thinks he's from great britian lmaoo
>>145198250goobs is the one losing more money from the situation
>>145198250Goob out here talking like Shane Carwin about the muun
>>145198225What’s wrong?
>>145198250somebody got to pay fo dey keeeds meng
>>145198318It's like the sphere
>gooby>fluffyYikes
>>145194449Should be a 10:1 underdog. Gaethje is a HUGE fraud.
>>145196631idk i started watching the UFC during Connor's run, and never really cared and was a casual, and then he exposed adesanya for being racebaiting fag so probabaly that since i didn't know the UFC had activists as fighters.
>>145194449It's simple max fucking SUCKS
whycome nobody talks about jizzy jerking off his dog except strickland that one time? does the media not see this as "problematic"?
Gaethje clearly now has a Vick tier chin. There would be a genuine risk of him dying if he fought Topuria, and it certainly wouldn't go to the 5th.
>>145198569It's called banter China man
>>145198569different standards for different races.
>>145198579By "now" do you mean after Max heemed him dead and made him take a full ass year off
>>145198569das his kulcha
>>145198207>At the end of the day, Sataday nite we gon find outSOON
Volkanovski shouldn't be back for a title shot right away regardless of who wins. He got flattened in round 2
>>145198910He defended 5 times and a lot of people think hes the fw goat. He deserves the immediate shot
>>145198811I mean before. We know for a fact that Pilloway has no power. Gaethje's already suspect chin must have crumbled away sometime before that fight.
>>145198985That kind of thing should only apply if he lost via decision or in a competitive fight of any manner.He fought the top contender and got his ass handed to him. That's a straight ticket to the back of the line (Someone in the top five)
As much as I am rooting against cumfart, him being gatekept by rob would be grim for the divsion, as the only other guy in the title picture that isn't a heematch for DDP is blowsguyso
uhh you know islam is the featherweight champion right
I guess i'm just tired of top guys openly just sitting around and getting a championship out of waiting and/or going into "just interested in big fights at this point" modeUFC fighters are turning into prima donnas, or worse, boxers
Anti-heem technology is real, we have the data.
Let's go Dana Whytch!
>>145199376The size of the sample periods isn't big enough to be representative considering for how long the old gloves have been used
MEMORY HOLED
>>145193171Strickland level of pillowfists
>>145193171Good to see Tony back to sparring.
>>145193171Me when individuals itt say they could heem me.
>>145194114These oil babies really think they're something these days don't they
>>145193171try that against a Mick Bvll and see what happens.
I think Dana chose the wrong Kai to fight Pantoja. Kai Asakura who the fook is he
>>145199628Merab's sons
>>145193866>abu dhabii really dont understand
>>145197610this guy lost a lot of hype. i liked him but after he became champion he lost a lot of stock. dude's acting like hes been champion oif 5 years with multiple defences
>>145199128The french dagi, the nerd and Fluffy all represent the next gen. Middleweight has always been grim, the stand outs from the last gen include the likes of Costa, Vettori and Cannonier
>>145200293you just named a two guys who won't make it and caio
leaf hour
nah nigga
plugg
Am I allowed to wear a chain during walkouts? I'm talking a real donkey rope the kind a nigga trip over
>>145200684Yes
>>145200365There are like max ten middleweights that have made it in the history of the sport.
>>145200684Yeah why not, you're going to take it off anyways to get in the ring so it should be ok.
>>145200684no dana said "no chains"
>he's le huge...
>>145200769He actually said "Two Chains" but it was Terrence Crawford.
>>145200852fucking lmao
he ge
Great googly moogly! Layla, You mean to tell me that all those times you went over to Dana White's place to help him clean his house, you were really just coming over to suck his cock?!? And now he wants to make the next UFC SUPER EVENT will be a competition about who can fuck you the hardest?? And admission is FREE so literally ANYONE can just show up and fill you with their seed?? Literally THOUSANDS if not HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS OF men from across the world including my best friends will show up to fuck you raw on national television???!??!?!? AND YOU TOLD THEM I WOULD PAY FOR THE ENTIRE THING OUT OF MY RETIREMENT FUND??!?!?!?!?!? What can I even say but YABBA DABBA DOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BEING MARRIED!!!
>>145200962colby covington ducked that guy
>>145200898100% strike accuracy in champ rounds is quite a feat.
>>145200898I remember a hue that was essay posting for a week saying michel would win, i feel his pain.
look at dat MEWN!
stand yah mewn base yeah
>>145201069Qrd?
>>145201093Conor tried to fight the moon
Did you guys see new AI? It's fucking hilarious https://character.ai/
>>145201120Oh.
>>145201093we are experiencing the final events of revelations
Did you guys are seeing new AIs
LOOK A DAT KEWN LOOK A DA SOIZE A DAT KEWN
>>145201287
Robert is done, all my money on chimaev
Usman would pummel the dogshit out of Garry
>>145201419
garry would pummel the dogshit out of usman
MMA is legit just the fakest gayest shit ever if Garry can beat Usman
garry and usman would get their butts entangled and stuck together
>>145193540I haven't heemed my meng in 8 days and now I want do unspeakable violins on any particular moderately attractive female individual I see.Trying not to heem it until I pull a girl. Might be tawlf or never though b
>>145201439this
>>145201464Usman is old as shit and his legs are giving outEveryone's time at the top comes to an end eventually
>>145201508Sure but Garry's the worst undefeated prospect I've seen in recent memory, if my eye test serves me correct (it always does)
>>145201561you simply hate garry and it's clouding your judgement
>>145201608nah he actually is just kinda shit
Garry genuinely is dogshit
>>145200684>chainfake one, copying Rampage's style>crossreal one, glory to god
Objectively speaking Jake Paul would be odds on favorite to heem Alex, and Jizzy, if they ever agree to a boxing match with him. It is what it is.
>>145201672you have no reason for believing this other than resentment
>>145201730did you watch him fight mvp, neal and magny?he's a shitter version of belal somehow
>>145201779he systematically broke down all 3 >version of belalbeing compared to belal, the world champ? what an insult
>>145201608I've never met the guy, why would I hate him? Regardless he gets taken down like crazy by complete who's, I don't think Usman can outjab him which might be a problem but I don't think Garry could successfully counterstrike against Usman
>>145201823i called him a shit version it's not a compliment b
>>145201823raquel pennington was a world champ
>>145201727JP wrestled in high school. So he'd probably beat Pereddit in MMA as well.
>>145201850garry's slightly worse than the sport's apex, at age 25, and he's improving in every fight? seems like a compliment to me brother
>>145201779neal and magney are the same person, like Opp and Heimer.
can someone whos smart (not mexico) explain whos going to win Ilia vs Holloway
>>145201914michael bisping was a world champ
>>145201826>gets taken down like crazyian garry has been taken down a total of 2 times in his last 5 fights
>>145201984Cherrypicking a part of my post completely out of context so you could reply to it as a strawman, great work you little broke reddit bitch. Hang yourself already
>>145202048
>>145201464If peon can so can garry.
>>145201932It's fifteh fifteh b
poofc already gave up on the garry project, they have so little faith in him that they want a brazza and a chink to headline a fight night over him
>>145201932ilia lost the story already by ripping off his personality from gooby and being a romance language ESL (they all sound like fags). max is too retarded (and therefore based) to lose the story even when his micropenis is on full display. as for the fight itself, ilia is going to get heemed by max because he is too arrogant to realise volk was already flushed when they fought. ilia will walk in there thinking he can bang with holloway. this would have been true just a couple of years ago but max has learned to heem and he is still unheemable.story: maxfight: maxfine ow satada nye
da phewn isn't dewn dis justice
max isnt 35topuria loses
>>145201932Holloway kills him, Ilia has zero good wins and got rocked by fucking bryce mitchellhe couldnt even finish josh emmett who fucking sucks, so he doesnt have a raindrop chance in hell of finishing holloways chinhe also cant outwork him to ilia has zero path to victory because he also has zero submission game
*portions 2 scoops of the ppv*
>volk isnt a good win>and that's why the guy who lost to volk thrice is going to beat the guy that heemed him
>>145202330trump is a limp-wristed clown who couldnt throw a punch to save his lifei honestly think kamala would beat the shit out of this fat fuck
Toopoo's Mcdonalds ass shorts
I genuinely hate Ilia. I can’t say that about any other active fighter. I hope he gets heemed in the worst way.
>>145202365Volk sold out his chin and legacy to get knocked the fuck out on 2 days notice in front of the brazzas
>>145202371I think you'd be surprised
>>145202401if max was better than topuria i think he would've beaten volk at least once out of the three chances he was given
>>145202365>MMA semantics
>>145202371Kamala has low fight IQ. She’d likely slip and heem herself.
>>145201932Topuria and fuck you.
How can I get so tuned up that seeing the moon is the greatest thing in life?
>>145202468>guy has 0 good wins>guy who lost to the guy who lost to the guy who has 0 good wins is actually, super fucking good thoughi know the semantics here are nuts
Heard Donald Trump is going to be making a gamethread this Saturday
>gf won't let me eat her ass S'tawlf b
>>145202597
>>145193825lol edited out the part where jones fake tapped to escape the guillotine
>>145202597Don't ask y'basedboy
>>145202597Fucking degenerate. Go heem yourself.
>>145202493nope
>gf wont stop eating my ass
>>145202676
Khamzat is the biggest draw in the sport.
>>145192560Who's winninf this one, b's? Both guys are kind of fraudulent but Ferreira has better momentum and is more active, while Abussy has a better reach and a generally cleaner style.
>>145202444>he would've beaten volk at least oncehe did. twice in fact
The UFC is a dead sport without Conor McGregor
>>145201932I don't see any reason to believe Topuria can implement a striking gameplan against Holloway, and it seems somehow that people are just taking for granted that Topuria will be able to strike with him effectively, let alone knock him out.
>>145202859Sorry, he's pivoting into astronomy
never thought volk would ever get heemed either but then illlia happened
>>145202597well she saved you from brain parasites retard, what are you getting out of eating a shithole you freak? you realize this shit ain't normal? it's literally how they initiate people into satanic cults.
>>145202981Islam happened first
>>145203028yeah but I didn't watch that
Honestly pretty fucking gay that thinking during an MMA fight is an active disadvantage
>>145203028tko with bonks aka glorified knockdown. but islam is still rightful p4p right now.
>>145202597she shits from that hole b
Chiken burgah
>>145202810abus gets gassy after about 40 seconds
>>145202898Arnold Allen could have won on a given night. Ilia is better than him sadly.
allen would heem illia
cant wait until robert knocks the brazza fraud the fuck out in the 5th round
>>145202597Just eat the pussy b. There's no real texture or anything on the actual ass hole. It's just a meme.
what does schaub hole taste like?
>>145203665>>145203665>>145203665>>145203665>>145203665
>>145203636eating pussy is for fags
>>145203565Arnold will dethrone Topuria as a +600 underdog
>>145194114What the frick was going on there?
>>145201932Topuria is a very short dude and as we've seen before, max holloway seems to struggle with very short dudes
>>145202597Ehm you know girls poop too?
