chew it stomp it whack it
>>145180302Stars can’t beat the oilers when it matters KWAB
>rolls into thread
Cannot believe the amount of seethe this has caused
My penguins play in a few hours
>be stars>lose for an entire millenniumwdtmbt?
Copey has such an unhealthy obsession with the Stars. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.
>>145180552Meanwhile the stars haven’t even won this milly KEK
How will /hoc/ react when the aves lose to the sharks today?
Hockey Mommy sighted, mirin Joey.
I've worked copey so hard he pretends it wasn't him i was working.
>>145180615/hoc/ will celebrate of course
>>145180189In late April, I won't have to.
Imagine the memes when Dylan’s stars miss playoffs
never been worked a day iml
>>145180787the central is too atrociousprobably dallas/winnipegminnesotacoloradonashvillest louischciago
West is very gay, heavily weighted by a few gay franchises:CantpucksAlberta, all of itShorksKrakheadsKniggas
>>145180787Wishful thinking
>>145180874Sharks are an incel franchise
>>145180873>i would pay $100 dollars for gary to end the season right now...
>>145180615I don’t care about shit teams
>>145180930I would pay $100 to end the garyoffs right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens take back the cup instead of having to watch it play oot again and get sick to my stomach every other night.No one is going to beat them. I said it three years ago in the first round, I said it two years in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.
>>145180874based franchises except for xheattle and trans jose
>>145180926
list of good west teams>arizonathat's it, everyone else is gay as pride night
who do you have crashing back down to earth?will edmonton and nashville recover?
>>145180369You are not Aniki. You will never be Aniki. You will always be too short.
>>145181126OILERS KWAB Not even Stamkos can save the preds
>>145181126Blue Jackets and Blues to Crash.
Kangs rule!
>analytics lol
>retirement community getting btfoi'm convinced all the experts are fucking retards desu i knew this team would be SHIT
>>145180628I personally like this anti flames psyop more, just cause of how absolutely fucking stupid anon was.
>>145181234>numbers hurt my feefees
>>145181126BASED
>>145180625Achievable natty? I’m mirin’ those abs and pecs
>>145181254incredibly based. maybe stupid callgaryans shouldn't've tried to join the mountain four
>>145181126>3 of the top 5 have played the Avs.Scorgiev allowing teams to statpad.
>>145180625>>145181334ZAMN Joey Daccord looks like THAT??????
>>145180787Dylan is a bruins fan
>>145181334yes, just spend all your day training and resting
>>145180873>literally who
>>145181126I think the Knights and Flames regress back, and the Oilers and Hurricanes bounce back up
>>145181428nah that one bruins fan commit suicide due to depressed
gm /hoc/ losing to the Kraks in Garytime was strategic to get in their coaches panties
>>145181441thanks for the advice
>>145181691Nah you’re just losers KWAB
imaging getting shutout
imagine asking
>>145182049Imagine being an adult who can’t spell imagining
Utah deserves the Coyotes success, and the central is wide open if the Avalanche are complete garbage once they get "healthy" Dallas is the best team in the west. They will get better btw as the season goes on. Otter will win the VezinaRangers have zero fucking excuses to not win the east with how mediocre everyone has been.Montreal will fire St Louis by seasons end. Good young roster but they badly need to fix their defense still.Florida's injury concerns will be why they won't repeat. Nashville will miss the playoffs.
imaging sexy gf in my bedroom
imagine being finnish
Can the penguins beat the oilers this week?
>>145182049CAN'T
>>145182210>imaging sexy gfWith her consent I hope.>>145182139What about Toronto? Still cup favourites, I assume.
jetsDUCKSSHARKS
Currently taking a massive McDavid.
>Coal Caufield 6-1-7Seems a bit imbalanced. A good coach like Babcock would get him to work on his passing.
>jake oettinger after beating the oilershttps://youtu.be/hcgMZsswLg0
>>145182481You're giving it away in the offensive zone, not backchecking, and yelling at your team mates because they're not dug in?
>>145182504Maybe he should work on growing a few inches
>>145180580no milly?
>>145182655I expected stars to suck and they do lol
>>145182686Dylan utterly broke you
>Julien Gauthier waived by the Islanders
So do you guys just post lies for fun or do you believe them
>>145182704The only thing breaking is Dylan’s bootyhole when stars miss playoffs KWAB
haven't taken my meds today gonna call someone dylan
>>145182772>muh Dylan bogeymanYa pretty upset there huh Copey :(I accept your concession anyway! Dream big!
>>145182655flames unexpected fraudsstars unexpected fraudsoilers expectedpreds expectedpens expectedwild expected
>>145183032*checks notes*this is accurate
>>145182704>>145182772for the last time, Dylan is a sharks fan
>>145182139"You deserve the Coyotes' success" is something a vengeful witch would say
>>145183065toilet bro was a sharks fan, dylan isn't based enough
>>145183157>toiletbroone of those rare days when anon delivered
>>145183157how many imaginary friends does /hoc/ have?
>>145183238want me to list all i can remember?
>>145183238retard
>>145183282No thanks
>muh copey bogeyman
>>145182550Jen
>Jarry healthy scratchedGrim
>Jarry healthy scratchedpens are saved
So they lost a couple games who gives a fuck?!! stop whining and crying about it, we are the fucking Knights we just need to peak in the play off these games dont mean shit fuck all. Bruce looks like he had a good diet and training regiment through the off season he will slap our boys into gear when the time comes. until then we are and will always be the Knights we are not pussys and shit happens cant win them all. Any team that comes against us always brings their A games becuase they have to or we will walk all over them. today the panthers were playing at their level 10 and we were just skating around playing at our level 3, they fear us more than we fear them. GO KNIGHTS GO!!!
>>145183282Yes please
>>145183788>>145183838retards
>>145183871Unlock it bud
unlock this
Call it.
>>145183855anze kopitarseanchambersi trol upro scoutsmuk anon/pony faglexlexplorerrussian blues fanthere were a couple blackhawks guys that only posted in their game threadsbooty blasted oilers fanstephan/bud/governor/lunathe blink guycopeydylanhurricanes slag posterprobably a ton more that i'm forgetting
>>145183300This one definitely seems to be the favorite
>>145184132You just know Dylan was gooning while making this pathetic list kek
>>145184132>tfw not on the list
>>145184132Don’t forget Sam
>>145184132all me btw
>>145184294based
>>145184287oh and tedshorks brocouple ducksfags too
>>145184294Love your work
>>145184253Seek help
Whats the move here bros. Shorks are back from their road trip and this start of avsIm thinkin $2 on sharks
>>145183839Holy based
>>145184654The move is to delete your account, acknowledge you have a gambling problem, and seek redemption.
>>145184371You just know Dylan was gooning collecting all my posts together. Obsessed much? KWAB
how old is shannon?
>>145184871>If something is constantly on your mind, it means something. Like you, nonstop thinking about me. Everyone knows you just wants to stroke me. Sad.
>raped bitch,copey, dylan.yeah this place is shit I’m out
>>145184981brain dead retard
>go to church>stopped at the door by older man>hey you like the ducks yeah? >yes I do>ok well my son works for samuelli and he doesnt always go so ill get you Samuelli's box tickets for a game the next time he doesnt gogod bless
>>145184824My only problem is betting on winners
BULJU
LET'S GO PENS!!
We'd like to thank the San Francisco gay men's choir for coming out to Winnipeg to sing some gay ass songs
>>145185789winnipeg IS the gayest city in canada
>>145185784bro how can you show any optimism when michkov is a flyer bro?
>>145185882because bulju and pals :)
>>145185882>how can you show any optimism when michkov is a flyeryou answered your own question
>>145184371I am dylan and this is my debut videohttps://youtu.be/b3mfKLEn9Qk
so ned/blom tandem, nice
>>145185882>squid>milk>le astronaut juiceIt's pretty ez
Played a fun game where i tried to list every team. Sorry missing shitral team whose existence I forgot.bruinssenswingsboltspanthersleafshabssabrespenscapscanesislesrangersflyersblue jacketsdevilsjetsclubbiesstarsavswildpredshawkskingsduckssharksoilersflamesknightscanuckskraken
Flames and Islanders mentioned
>>145186991you mean this?https://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/name-nhl-hockey-teams
>pooins
>>145185933I expect a new dancing gif when bulju lifts the kuppi
in the shrill voice of a wretched nerd, loveless and abandoned by God:>my parley
Gay men used to make the best music. What happened?
>>145187448he's a fag?! You think he'd have a more subtle way of letting people know
>>145187485this year! i believe!
>>145187053I missed Flyers, Hawks, Preds and Kings. In my defense I'm running on 5 hours of sleep for the past three days
It’s up
>>145187897Dylan btfo
>>145187897oilchads won
>>145187578Frank ocean dissappeared
>>145186991>blosekwab
flames saars?
>>145188120You bloody bitch son of bastard Saar delete this.
>>145188120Imagine the smell
>>145188120We are mad over *checks notes* people taking the bus?
copey not handling the decline of the knights well it seems...
>*checks notes*
>>145188120we're gonna need a bigger bus haha
>>145188371no milly?
>>145188299those aren't people
yikes
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>145188120>you like that calgary? >i did that! >lmfao >and what are you gonna do about it??huh?
jeets deserve to lose due to wearing those disgusting jerseys
>>145188371win this milly then talk
>using VPN to seethe at my posts twice Worked :^)
Kevin Hayes was a Jet (citation needed).
>>145187897> /krak//krak/> /krak//krak/
>>145188945>dylan is now a schizo
SCAAAAARRRRRRR
more like lars smeller
jets were frauds all along
>>145188120So Calgary is full of anime pedos and indians? and they don't have water?I KNEW IT
>jests
>>145189075>le no argumentGot it! I accept your concession Copey! Thanks!
>>145187897It's up
>>145189279>0.1%
>>145189279Predators should be 0%
>>145189279Flames are THAT LOW despite being undefeated (before losing to the Kraken)?
Why do you guys talk about Phoenix Copey so much hes not that great of a goaltender
>>145189279these charts are cringe and never correct
>>145189279Avs are cooked
>>145189279dylan is gooning to this KWAB
>>145189391they were last year, had florida winning it all every week
>>145189279>shorks >jacktits
pulju +1 on the play
>>145189380c'mon they put soilers so high even tho they have shit start and most likely continue the trend
>>145189279When will Gary let the other Atlantic teams have a playoff spot?
>>145189279Krakheads RISE UP!
>>145189279>Oilers won 2 games>86.9%Who makes this fucking bullshit?
>>145189279>Pissknights have less than a 50% chance at making the playoffs What went so terribly horribly wrong
>>145189455based chad will rise the cup before mcdavid
There is only one game tomorrow.
>>145189279>>145189424Panthers will not go back to back, screenshot this post. I see a second round exit in their future.
sigma
>>145189380kek cope harder
>>145189492
>>145189514and tuesday 16 games
>>145189556so? you are gullible faggot for believe these bullshit predictions
>>145189598>>145189556flames and stars are shit
lets keep on Flamin', FlamesBros
>>145189598which chin?
>>145189462They’re trying to meme it into reality but it just simply will not work. ESPN weekly power ranking put soilers at 10 and got dragged for having them that high.
>>145189642better than soilers tho
>>145189642The why can’t your team beat them this season tardo?
>>145189404cope kahkonen will save them
>>145189717>The why
>being highest on moneypuck pretend percentages is dylan's cupcmtsu istg lmao what a retarded bitch
>>145189471when they fuckin get goodthe blots and ruins are old and shit there is no excuse
>>145189759
>>145189471why cant the Red Wings/Senators/Sabres get their shit together after a half decade?
>>145189717We beat them when it matters :)
>>145189766See>>145189495
>>145189556uhhh futabros? I don't like this...
>>145189662lmao their meme magic do not work since they are full of shit. 10 i too high tho, they are 2nd last in their division with .33 point % KWAB
>>145189833Gary's not letting them.
>>145189833Delicious Sunday dinner with raviolis and sausages.
>>145189835>he admits this year doesn’t matter CONCESSION ACCEPTED
Gary has given us some great games lately
>>145189891why is it always gary bettman?
>>145189835holy shit this cope again. why didn't they won the cup then? KWAB
>>145189911I’m talking about playoffs, flames and stars can’t beat the oilers this milly kek
>>145189990Soilers are on pace to miss the playoffs
the forced oilers hate in this general is funny. since when do you people care about what sports reporters say or what money puck odds are
>>145189921Who else could it be?
>>145190016>on pace
>>145181153he could be... Small Aniki
>>145190052why cant there be a blame on bad ownership and coaching?
>>145190058cope harder KWAB
>>145190022another month or so and we can start forcing the regulation win cope
>>145190058Yes you know what that means right?
>>145190022It’s just Dylan and the flames spammers seething at our success
>>145190052The retard running your shit team?
>>145189860see >>145189766
>>145190122he doesn't..
>>145190132>success So beating the stars in a playoff series is your Stanley cup
>>145190120>laffs
>>145189766kek
>>145190110>>145190143You guys aren't any fun.
>>145190163It’s crazy remember when you said they’d go back to back and have a dynasty? The fall off is real. I think the Wild are having a better season than the Knights so far lmao
dylan should stick to eating dick
>>145190199oiler fans can celebrate by hanging a banner
>>145190294true he’s a homo gooner.
>>145190282It's been like 5 games stephen
>>145190282>it's crazywhat's crazy is no milly KWACBTM
>Copey so completely assblasted and nervous he just defaults to thinking about dick again
not even one month into the season btw
>>145190386Not even into the double digits in games
>>145190371>everyone that hates me (the entire general) is copey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KWAB
me entering /hoc/
IT'S UPThe SC winner is on this list. Everybody else can go golfing now. Fall golf is the best anyway.
>>145190475Yet some of us have double digit points stacked already. By Thanksgiving you pretty much know who will make/miss the playoffs so it’s a cope to pretend the early games don’t matter.
>>145190588Dylan’s stars are entering a dark period of mediocrity KWAB
>>145190583Alright then i guess we are gonna claim the fucking Wild are a cup winning team right now
the most hilarious posts are when copey indirectly acknowledges himself as if you cant immediately tell its him by his low iq nu-channel posting style
>>145190583My Hockey Clubbies :)
>>145190588Thanksgiving was last weekend.
>>145190583> the sc winner is on this listyup kek
>>145190588where were the oilers last season standings come thanksgiving?
>>145190648>projecting this hard You’re in for a long miserable year
>>145190681My islanders should be on the list
>>145190588The 2012 kings had a 5 game losing streak in the first month of the season and the 2019 blues weren't a playoff team by Christmas it literally does not matter one bit
>>145190834but nobody even mentioned them
>>145190747>we’re going to have another 16 game win streak as soon as we change out our goalie and coach again like last season Yeah good luck
>>145190863Flames and islanders mentioned
>>145190648how can you call yourself "hockey fan" when you know nothing about standings? KWAB
>>145190854>cherry picks 2 examples A rule is a rule even if there are exceptions
>>145190866who are you quoting?
Are the Jets the best team in the league?
>>145190975check back in April
>>145190934Standings don’t matter until Atleast halfway through the season kek
>Your 2025 Stanley Cup Champion Calgary Flamesextremely based
>>145191034stars are better team than soilers tho and we can all see that
>>145191118True
>>145191118hang the banner
>Winnipeg erased a 2-0 deficit>Not a single post because we are too busy fighting boogeymen
>>145191142they have more recent cup than soilers, cope harder KWAB
>>145191118Maybe in the regular season we win when it matters KWAB
>>145191093>not a fucking chance
>>145191161i don't watch shit teams, bud
>>145191177>muh pastyawn
>>1451911775 > 1
>>145191182Like game 7 of the SCF? Like then?
>>145191182and i ask again, then why they did not win the cup? KWAB
>>145191142>What you need is hung right here, Samir.
>>145191215you are constatly talking about the past KWAB>>145191219like you are KWAB
Ducks
>>145191215>>145191219Which is it?
>>145191250kek
>>145191230>>145191228They’re literally winning this season. Or did you forget the panthers embarrassment against the knights kek we atleast put up a fight.
>>145191230Oilers had an extremely hard run to the cup final. Florida coasted by comparison as all the heavy hitters eat shit in the first round in the East
>>145191339cope harder lmao sad pos
>>145191339>They’re literally winning this seasonROFL
kevin hayes has 3 times as many goals as mcdavid
>>145191407>regular season copewhat good are 82 wins when the president trophy is worthless
>>145191358This has to be bait
>>145191358>You always enjoy a hard run, Samir.
Uhhhh did Gary write out the word "Cheif"???? that's heckin' racist against the all of the Native American Injuns! I'm telling.
>>145190949The regular season literally matters so little, it's just a competition to get into the playoffs and then it's a brand new season2024 finalist was in last place in october2023 finalist was a 16 seed2021 finalist literally wouldn't have made the playoffs in a normal season2020 finalist went 1-8 in their first 9 games2019 finalist was dead last in the league by december
>>145191358pfffft lmao nice excuse
>>145191451The only thing that matters is not finishing in a wildcard position. Most SC winners in the Salary cup era aren't close to top in the regular season
>>145191451>regular season doesn’t matter Do you think playoff teams are drawn from a hat or something
>>1451914073 of those teams are finishing ahead of soilers. Jen
>>145191529berube has indian privilege
>>145191529>Berube is partially of First Nations descent. During his time coaching the Flyers, he and Buffalo Sabres head coach Ted Nolan were the only head coaches in the NHL with First Nations ancestry. On November 21, 2013, Berube (part Cree) and Nolan (Ojibwe) became the first head coaches of First Nations descent in NHL history to coach for opposing teams in the same game.very problematic by gary
>>145191576you dont need to lead the league to make the playoffs
>>145191535>5 cherry picked exceptions Rule exists look it up. By thanksgiving you can project with over 77% certainty who makes/misses playoffs
>>145191535>Stop coping and get busy, Samir. Chop chop
Dylan has his goons shitting this place up kek
>>145191655citation needed
>>145191358The western conference is a joke, especially the central. if the stars or oilers played in the east theyd be out in the first round every year. case and point the 2021 finals had 2 atlantic division teams, even the worst east team is better than the best west team. the west plays bullshit trap defensive hockey whereas the east has actuall offence
these soiling fags are the saddest posters this general has ever seen KWAB
>>145191689https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/why-nhl-standings-at-u-s-thanksgiving-have-huge-playoff-implications/sn-amp/
>>145191756thanks, babe xo
My penguins ):
oilers own your sorry ass
>>145191705>whereas the east has actuall offenceOilers, famous for poor offense.
>>145191756>amp
Oilers and Stars are the new Flames and Islanders
>>145191655>77 percent of the time, it works every timeYeah buddy 5 out of 6 sounds like a total fluke
>>145191617I can't believe that gary wants to genocide the natives
>>145191789You forgot to turn your wifi off
kek finland is worked
>>145191863>w-we will beat the odds Kk good luck
>>145191875Gary is eyeballing those casinos... slowly... slowly.
>>145191655Did you look that up in preparation for writing articles bud?
>>145191655making the playoffs takes barely above .500 wins its not some great feat
wheres jen
>>145191969>beat the oddsyou mean the deadline was canadian thanksgiving
>>145191993It’s been known for a long time guess you missed that memo no wonder you think all regular season games are meaningless
jest are sick of you shitposting fsgs and will rape you into oblivion
>>145192057tell me more about how the presidents trophy matters
>>145192001>>145192056At a certain point you’ll have to confront the fact that these losses do matter
>>145191889worked on what? do not change the fact that soilers is shit team kek
>>145192087
>>145192128sure, but not at a time when 4 points in 2 games puts them at .500 p% and well within the reach of the playoffs without a miracle 16 win streak
this game is like the Gulf of Tonkin incident all over again
Dylan lost
>>145192108>presidents trophyThat’s out of the question the problem you’re not recognizing is that there are a lot of points up for grabs earlier in the season than later. Unless Soilers have plans to get a new coach and goaltender like last year there’s not gonna be another 16 game win streak to bail them out.
>>145192204>Soilers lost >Knights lost Yeah I disagree
>>145192227don't forget le nurse kek
>>145192227>That’s out of the questionsomeone is gonna win it, why does it matter?
You can tell whos never skated once in their lives by their attitude on regular season hockey games
>>145192227>Unless Soilers have plans to get a new coach and goaltender like last year there’s not gonna be another 16 game win streak to bail them out.when did the oilers lose 4 games in a row this season?
>>145192057its been known for a long time that no publication is calling you back. you may just be destined to stock shelves for the rest of your life
>>145192306Maybe in your shitty beer league it doesn’t matter
>>145192197
Why penguins fucking suck but the retard fans here will just blame the goalie.
>>145192343just like mcmeme? born to be the loset KWAB
>>145192268>no millyKWAB
it's over nuckbros, it's over...
>>145192337Win have they won 3 games in a row this season? What makes you think your goaltending magically unfucks itself
ARE FLAMERS STILL SEETHING THAT THEY COULDN'T BET MY KRAK LAST NIGHT??FUCKING FAGGOTS HAHA
>>145192372your english is deteriorating bud
>>145192424they dont need to win 3 games in a row right now to be in playoff contention two will dogoaltending isnt the issue, their offense isnt producing which will work itself out with time
Erm….
If you are not acutely aware of the shortness of breath one feels after a shift you have no right to comment on an nhl hockey gameif you can't do a crossover your opinion is worth less than the dirt beneath my feet
>>145192474lmao your cope is so sad
>>145192447he probably collapsed from pure cringe overload (being a flyer)
>>145192474After 6 games Oilers are just as bad as last yearThis year2-4-060.2% Corsi38% GF58.4% xGF60.2% HDSCLast Year1-3-157.49% Corsi38.89% GF55.34% xGF60.32% HDSCSo with an alleged better roster, no Campbell, easier strength of schedule, and a “better coach”.Edmonton is literally an overtime win instead of an OT loss better.
>>145192503where is the cope?
>nedinkledonk
>Pingues
I am coping and I am seething. I am coping and I am seething.
>>145192514>in the futureright there, you are so stupid you cannot see it KWAB
>>145192514I'm looking at it right now
>>145192511if the oilers win 1 of their next 4 games they will already be ahead in points compared to last seasonlike you said, they are better than last season so it isnt a stretch to expect more wins
>>145192514>goaltending isn’t the issue
>>145192447This looks like headrush. I've had that shit happen to me holding squats for too long.
>>145192586lmao again coping
>>145192561no different than your on pace copeunless you really believe mcdavid will suddenly not be 100 point player
>>145192429No. In fact most congratulated you on winning one at home finally and plenty gg's before going to bed last night.You hiding behind another team again bud? You know thats a low class thing to do, but honestly it suits you, its in your nature.
>'usk
>>145192586If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a merry Christmas
>>145192676sounds gay
>>145192676>if the oilers dont win they wont make the playoffsuh huh
>>145192684Just like my islanders
>>145192640>unless you really believe mcdavid will suddenly not be 100 point playerHe’s on pace not to be
>>145192640>100 points or mcmeme is soilers stanley cupKWAB
im rubber youre glue
>>145192708>in the future he wont benice cope
>>145192650kek bud seething over his team not even making finals this milly kcbm.
>>145192586I said alleged because as of now they are not better
>>145192709they can hang a banner to celebrate
>mcbaby
>>145192708Bobby mcmann is on pace to score 61 goals and 0 assists
>>145192726>he’ll magically turn it all around Because..?
>>145192769what banner? they didn't win anything last year KWAB
>>145192760their record is objectively better this season as you astutely pointed outyour opinion is irrelevant
>>145192769just like my stars kwab
can you guys pause the convo for 30-40 minutes? i need to shit
>>145192823np
>>145192774this single webm is the most this player has ever been punished for his own actions
>>145192793hes at a p/gp pace right nowwhat does he need to turn around, all he needs to do is turn is up
>>145192801>objectively better>only difference is one OT win vs an OT loss >1 point You’re never beating the coping allegations
my raidies are comically bad :)
>>145192862yes, for those reasons their season is objectively better than last season thanks for affirming the statementno cope required around the truth
>>145192774>connor mcdavid is a baby because he felt pain when a 6'7" 250 pound man crosschecked him in the small of the backyou people did this same shit to crosby can you people not appreciate greatness while we still have it? all these people saying they miss prime crosby are the same people who called him cindy when he was in it. that nigga scored us the golden goal
>>145192854>all he needs to do is score more goals >goaltending isn’t a problem Hmm
>kongs
>>145192978they made the playoffs last season with poor goaltending, the difference was their offense was producing
>>145192729Maybe. Just feels like seething bud energy. Had to update the bud image to reflect the iconic bud haircut. Keep your phone on ring bud, you never know if you'll get that call back.
>>145192984Yes we play today
>>145193012>admits goaltending is poor>says goaltending is not a problem
>>145193104you can win the stanley cup without an elite goaltender
>>145193064Here's to hoping Byfield improves.
>>145192968Nah, I prefer to look back on the good ole days rather than enjoy what is happening now. Feels wistful.
Hypothetically if the clubbies win the cupWould they put "Utah Hockey Club" on the cup, or would their management unveil the team name before so they can get the real name on there?
>>145193133Unless you’re Edmonton
>>145193173Unlike my islanders
>>145193198stars have a supposedly elite tendie and have won shit since the salary capgoaltending
Can't believe gary trapped a foreign worker in the walk in oven at walmart the other day and turned it on. That's low even for his standards.
>>145193232have not*goaltending isnt as large a factor you make it out to be**
did yinz know the Penguins were winning 2-0 lmao faggots
>>145192887at least >we have an elite kicker... thats something
>>145193232>supposedly eliteThoughts on his performance yesterday? Versus Skinner.
>Pittsburgh Penis'
>>145193276At this point I feel like I retweet more wholesome stuff while finding lewd stuff
>I bet on the Jets wining in regular timeNice
>>145193173He won’t
>pingu
>>145193323he didnt get a shoutout against a team that is struggling hard on offense which isnt that great
>>145193372I love the cope keep it coming
>>145193352:(
>>145193404if hes so elite why cant he stop all the pucks?
You can't stop Nino Ninoneener, you can only hope to contain him.
>>145193431If McMuffin is so elite why couldn’t he score?
Pissburgh is filled with piss lol
>>145193469answer my question first before you demand an answer of your own please
stop fucking replying to me
Kyle Dubas had 20M in cap space and half of it is on Graves and Jarry lol
>>145193494I guess your team is just really shit?
Why is some oilers fan seething this hard about losing the stars in a regular season game?
>>145193520No
>>145193258He has done far worse to interns when they mess up pivot tables
ok, ill stop
>>145193520
>Seeing what he did there
>>145193542still waiting for an answer to my question here>>145193431
>>145193543>Samir gets pissy if I'm too busy for him.
>>145193542good boy otter... now it is time for sleep
>>145193581He could’ve he just felt really sorry for your team since they looked like a bunch of retards who couldn’t score
Problem, /hoc/?
Winnipeg has one year left at max before their ownership blows it up
>>145193649He has more goals than his fellow countryman Elias Pettersson
>4 games across 2 dayswtf gary
>>145193638>he allowed a goal because he was empathicnot elite behaviour
>>145193640whats the equivalent US state?
i fought the bud and thethe bud1i fought the bud and thethe bud1
>>145193702wisconsin
>>145193698Neither is losing 1-4
IT'S UP
>>145193755fortunately the oilers dont need to be elite to make the playoffs, they only need to be above average
>>145193694gary needs to stop the with overloaded saturday nightsI'd rather have 5-6 games a night, than 1-3 games 2/3 nights and 15 on saturday
>>145192510Be a fucking Flyer.
Gonna watch some kino inbetween games courtesy of the gary website.
>>145193882lmao
nhl players react to: /hoc/ lore
>>145193822Idk if they can do it based on what I’ve seen this year desu. Average feels like too high of a calling for Edmonton.
>>145193830I'd rather they get rid of 20 teams and have 1-2 games every night, 60 games total then start playoffs.
>>145193830gary is still trying to grow the game so he can't compete with sunday night football
>>145193958your opinion is irrelevant
>>145193882Above the pad, below the blocker, buddy got a future
>>145194004He's not fucking trying to grow the game. He's trying to grow his money, want proof? Just look and see how convoluted all the various types of streaming packages are and how there are blackouts all over and how it is, in some cases, straight up impossible to watch the team you want to watch (legally). Gary can go kick rocks for all I care.
>>145193938>there was WHAT in the package?
>>145193958What is it with Finns and sticking their tongues out it has to cultural
>>145194088Fucked around (skated through the crease) and found out (head-first into the boards)
>>145194074Rob Mandred does the same shit
>>145194088deserved
>>145194088Who was in the wrong here?
>>145193964agreed
>>145194088i was at that game :)
>>145194160Always the goalie. Goalies basically have real life plot armor on the ice, the ones that abuse it are cringe.
This all being said, I don't think we want the game grown any more than it is. In fact it needs to downsize. You know why.
>>145194144Outjewed the jew then outnogged the nog. Gary you need to step in here.
>>145194160tendie literally tripped him for no reason
>>145194236>>145194211s m h my head non goalies will never understand...
Fellas, is it finally over for the shitguins?
>>145194292Clayton Keller is Captain Clubbie
>>145194308>he doesn't know
>>145194308No, none of the other eastern conference wild card shitters look any better than they do
>>145194326yeah but he was hellen keller on that shot, lucky he hit the dudes balls since it was going a mile wide
>>145194308its been over since 2022https://youtu.be/rl2CDM4f_YI?si=0rlax-O8Muzp4396
josh ho-sang
>>145194361Hm my Sensies took down the undefeated Bolts yesterday :)
>>145181126how the fuck does anyone define what the expected? "advanced" stats can suck a dick
could the next thread be flames themed
>>145194445I don't understand "advanced" stats and I refuse to learn anything about them
>>145194465Only if you stop being a fag (which is impossible)
>>145182139>Montreal will fire St Louis by seasons end.It's almost like putting someone with zero coaching experience at any level as head coach was a terrible idea. But the GM only did it because he was his agent when he was a player. He's a garbage GM and the only way st louis gets fired is if the GM is fired first.
>>145194486How exciting
>>145194445its a cope stat using league averages
>>145194510Flames bros support the lgbtqai+2sl communities
>>145194486How does one read a chart like this?Like how do you determine if COL/EDM goalies are just playing bad and will go toward 0 in time, or are just fuckling awful and stay well below 0 because they aren't good?
Expected shit team run by retard model is still being prototyped. Will report back.
>>145194445expectedRegarded as likely; anticipated.
you now remember jonathan toews
>>145194609if these goalies start making more saves than the league average sv% then their gsaa will increase
>>145194609>Like how do you determine if COL/EDM goalies are just playing bad and will go toward 0 in time, or are just fuckling awful and stay well below 0 because they aren't good?by analyzing the shots and comparing them to averages
>>145194654that is wrong though, the only thing that matter to the individual goal is the amount of shots they facethe stat heavily favours goaltenders that play alot
>>145182139They have st poois signed until 26-27 and they're not gonna pay him to do nothing while the team isn't trying to win. He brings "good vibes" and "develops" the young players. The habs next coach will be jim montgomery
>>145194520Just like the islanders and Roy
Fuck all that. The /hoc/ elephant shitposter are my go-to for goaltending status.
So basically, we can expect to see goalies pot 5-10 goals per season soon.
Getting it ready, cuck?
>>145194754yes, gary has done nothing to restrict stick techplayers are expected to risk their bodies to stop pucks leaving the stick faster than ever
>>145194806Cool it with the antisemitism.
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