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hocvious - >>145180302

News - Flames fans are still faggots
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raise the /hoc/ banner
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this thread is my stanley cup and i am planning the parade
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>>145194869
Fumo's going from a good plushie to being grossly expensive is 100% the fault of modern touhou fans.

its painful knowing that this is all the fault of those cute yumemy videos. same thing also happened to the suisei mochidoru btw.
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>tfw gonna beat the Avs tonight
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>>145194899
Congratulations can I take the Cup for a day?
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laughing SO HARD at your team
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My penguins ):
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>>145194929
not sure you meet the requirements yet, put in a good thread and we'll talk about it
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>>145194916
I don’t know what any of this means but I know it’s related to Stephen. KWAB no finals appearances this milly.
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any chance this thread will be better than the last one?
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I'm putting a squad together
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>>145194880
>>145194899
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>>145194923
based
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>>145195045
Why does every hockey guy love mike sullivan so much
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>>145194732
Roy isn't bad: the team is terrible on defense because nobody besides Dobson and Reilly push play. Gee its like signing two defensive defensemen long term and not having draft capital for half a decade will fuck a team long term.
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>>145195108
Meanwhile my shit football team wishes it could be 5-1 ever
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>>145195045
hamas hockey
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>>145195030
yah i'm here now
go flames go!!!
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>>145195125
bud1
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>>145195125
raped retard
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>>145195125
We love you tbg never change! Don’t let the haters bring you down. you still have supporters here.
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>he says I have athletic supporters
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>>145195078
>>145195105
look at this retard and laff
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I know I said it was over the other day, but now I think we're back
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>bud spends years praising lou for trading picks for players because they're just "magic beans"
>now he's upset because my islanders don't have any prospects
cmtsu he's almost as retarded as dylan kwab
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>>145195233
KWAB
>fumes
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>>145195233
flamesbros are smart not dumb get it right
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>>145195233
AHAHAHAAH FLAMES FANS REALLY ARE LOSERS
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>>145195286
bud1
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>>145195250
KEK
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Are they gonna cry again all thread like they did last thread because they lost to the Kraken last night?
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>>145195334
Flames, islanders and stars are shit we agree KWAB
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jesus, look at the posts
zero calm
aggressive
seething
desperate

copey is fucking rattled
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>>145195393
who's the most realistic
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>>145195394
calm down bud you'll be fine
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Gary has the WNBA to compete with now he might have to use an ace up the sleeve script so i'm going with Blackhawks and Leafs SC
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>>145195482
>hey guys! look at me, i'm a unicorn! coach look!
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>>145194880
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>Gary has the WNBA to compete with now
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>>145195572
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will you fuck off TBG with your shitty AI gary bettmans?
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>>145195615
stop being raped
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my flames are second in the league in win percentage. unless you are the jets, your opinion will be ignored
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuX2JYUKQeY
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>>145195658
i am the jets AMA me anything
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will you fuck on TBG with your shitty AI gary bettmans
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>>145195702
>fuck on TBG
bud already did and that was the day TBG became TRB
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>>145195702
THAT'S A SPICY MEATABALLA
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>>145195713
lol acting like he wasn't getting completely worked
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>>145195666
Check'd but that song is mad gay
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day this dude drops dead or ODs will be a great day for the hockey general
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kek what a bud1
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/hoc/ you wear your full kit when you go to public skating sessions don't you?
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>>145195767
Show some respect he fought for your country
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>>145195702
I like the ones where gary is smoking weed
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>>145195880
i don't respect usa vets post 1975
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>>145195682
what do you think of my flames
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>>145195887
Gary is under the influence
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will the avs start
>georgiev
>annunen
>kahkonen

will he let in
>3 goals
>4 goals
>5 goals
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>>145195880
>he fought
kek... he calls himself a veteran but never saw combat. think about what kind of loser you have to be to say that about yourself
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>>145196028
>georgiev
>3 goals
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>>145196033
Buddy was literally the officer doofy of the military kwab
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The official designated regions map.

Approved by Elliote Friedman via fax no less than a few minutes ago.
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>>145196172
hockey belongs in the land of faggotry and vancouver desu
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>>145196150
LUL
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>>145196028
Georgiev
10 goals
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>>145196172
colorado has north america's largest zambonied outdoor rink
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>>145196248
perfect example of the cheerleader effect
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>The #Isles placed Julien Gauthier on waivers
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just had a chopped salad, bros
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>>145196248
6, 2, the rest
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just had a chop cheese nigga
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>>145196248
they look nice :)
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>>145196362
what did you chop it with?
>>145196411
same question
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>>145196437
a knoife
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>>145196475
>image related
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>>145195572
that's what you get for being homophonic on gay sex night, staal
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>>145196587
>skyrim
wtf?
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a lava lamp
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>>145196361
he played 7 minutes. why are you shocked chambers?
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>>145196587
that's a normal sized knife held by an extremely small man
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>>145195665
kek great hair flip by marchand
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the barclays center is full tonight....
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>>145196587
that's a big knoife
>>145196604
you don't like skyrim zoomie?
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>>145196587
I see you've played knifey spooney before
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>dylan thread
Yikes. Anyway my mormons beat out the bru*ns LETS FUCKING GO
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>>145194923
go sharkies :)
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>mormons mentioned
i'm out
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>>145196616
Roy said he had a great camp
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>Monday Evening
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>>145196724
he did, and he played like shit in the NHL. oh no preseason isn't the regular season.
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>>145196645
I'm more of an oblivitard, who the fuck still plays skyrim in 2024?
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>fire up /sp/
>scroll down looking for /hoc/
>wtf why can't I find it
>oh that's right, everyone posting gay retarded offtopic OPs lately
dead sport dead thread
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>>145196779
Retard but unironically + smelly boomer
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>>145196786
???
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>>145196741
sucks for anthony duclair
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>Anthony Duclair negotiating for more ice time
https://youtu.be/xY0gNfj21co
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Gary how am I supposed to properly shitpost 16 games in 1 night?
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>names_his_gifs_like_a_faggot
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reminder
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>>145197057
That one guy who always writes his filenames with a period between words weirds me out
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>>145196786
You sound just like a Vegas fan. Concidence?
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Vegas will NOT make the playoffs
My Wild will take the last wildcard spot ;)
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only two shit games on
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>>145197082
What'd you mean
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>>145197083
no, and yes
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>>145197108
grim sunday for /hoc/
lets get some jams going
https://youtu.be/6Lbc6Ypk4Sc?si=So8XUD_Fyu1sWJp8
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we gotta find ways to get more pucks deep, bros
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my ducks need an exciting win tonight
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>>145196786
>lately
>not using ctrl+f
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Who does montana really cheer for
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shorks pls poo poo on the avs, i want a good chuckle
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>3 games today
>1 game tomorrow
I hate him so fucking much /hoc/
Hold me back
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>i'm starting to think they're not gonna get back to me...
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we should gaslight julien gauthier into thinking the regular season hasn't started yet and he's still in the preseason
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>>145197086
sorry but the 3WC is rightfully ducks clay
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>>145197183
Look at him vibrate!
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>>145197166
I don't have to most of the time
only when GAY FAGGOTS post the OP
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I’m glad duclair isn’t playing it serves as a lesson never to sign with the islanders or that is what happens
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>>145197169
Who?
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>>145197086
>>145197205
yeah the wild are finishing 2nd in the division
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>>145197151
what happened here?
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>>145197080
wtf does plurality mean
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>>145197216
>whrrrrrrrrrr!
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>>145197295
The most but not the majority.
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>>145197295
the state of being plural
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>>145197169
i lived in missoula and the west side of the state seems to be denver or seattle
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Can't even throw down a bet between snorks vs assvs cause both are dogshit teams wtf
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>>145197327
>but not the majority
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>>145197455
good, eat shit you worthless fag
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>>145197474
>assvs fan
Kek
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>>145197080
>>145197295
>>145197327
>>145197328
>>145197461
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Down with the moral majority
'Cause I wanna be the minority
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youre all dumb and gay
I wish foodboobs guy was here
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why wasn't the barclay's ever this full for our islanders
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>annunen in net
>colton on wing
>girard makar again
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>>145197552
they're so fucked
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I miss Don Cherry. I want to buy one of his suits
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>>145197565
time to see if annunen is a shit goalie or just a shit backup goalie
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>>145197552
i didn't realize de haan was still in the league
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told myself I wasn't going to pretend to like anaheim this season but I just can't help it
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>>145197694
He used to play for my Islanders
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>>145197609
You can buy one. He sells em off his website. Not to mention you can just make one yourself. His suits are curtain patters he buys at Fabricland and takes to a tailor
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my avies :)
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>>145197694
DANE??
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No Cellebrini not watch
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>Cucking
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Don cherry is 8 years older than lou
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>>145197808
Don't care
won't miss you
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>>145197855
i will
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>>145197808
this one guy will miss you
>>145197882
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>>145197169
Kraken, Avs, Stars or Wild. And that's taking into count all 9 people in this state that care about hockey.
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>delayed start
shorks have a cool zamboni at least
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I made Fettuccine for lack of Cellebrini
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>>145197882
it's ok fren I'm gonna put the other game on soon
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/Hersch/
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I like miles wood but not as much as whoever gave him a seven year contract
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>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/
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>>145198093
>he's out
hahah
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>horsch
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>Quebec deserves an NHL team!
meanwhile the average Quebecois
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>>145197552
Where's Kylington?!
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>>145196172
Seattle and Vancouver are part of the rain belt
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>>145197166
>not using hocgeneral.com
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>>145198167
SACRE BLEU WHERE IS MI /HOC/?
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>>145196172
>Getting word that the league is looking into implementing this map for future seasons. - Elliotte Friedman
it's real
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>>145198222
>>145198222

>>145198222
>>145198222

>>145198222
>>145198222
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>>145198175
he has aids
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>>145198175
Healthy scratch. He's been very underwhelming when he has played, and with the injury to Toews the Avs don't have an actual partner available for him that complements his play.
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>>145198252
bud1
04/17/22
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my avies! :)
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>>145197735
Shit man, thanks for the tip
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>>145195521
Not Edmonton, that's for sure
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>>145198222
that's the only way I reach 4chan these days
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>>145195521
In no particular order
Dallas
Rags
Devils
Clubbies because they have very little to lose
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>San Jose is trying to wear out the Avs' powerplay
>It's a bold strategy Cotton, lets see if it pays off for 'em.
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Kylington betrayed the flames I’ll never forgive that man
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>>145197735
>>145198339
>You can bid on his clothes, the winnings go to Don's animal charity
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>>145196172
>Ottawa
>outside of faggot land
pick1
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>>145198521
raped retarded faggot also not a vet
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>>145198167
Dino Bravo shouldn't have smuggled large amounts of cigarettes from an Indian reservation, or he should have been better at it
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>>145198247
Ohhh shiiiii
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>>145196224
it's definitely oilers, then jets and the rest are tied for not happening
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>>145196224
>expansion team above flamers
lel
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>>145198647
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When Gary retires and a Canadian team immediately wins what happens then?
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>>145196224
You can thank the Habs in 93 for the Canada Cup curse.
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Hasan just said hockey is the worst sport.
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>>145195521
panthers
rangers
bruins
kraken
jets
wild
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>>145198745
we rejoice
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>>145198796
paul revere galloping in from planet retard with the news
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hoky fuck this powerplay is absolutely abysmal
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>>145198891
https://youtu.be/vfqDGLTJxPI?si=olnDK0ZSD_lOT7WE
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>>145198745
All of Canada is Raptured, the white people anyway
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>>145198893
Just like my islanders
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SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR ROSS COLTON AGAIN
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>>145198745
hockey enters a new golden age
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my avies!! :))
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>>145198893
>0%
impressive
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>>145199018
first multi-goal lead of the season
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i'm sorry but i simply do not rate byfield any longer

i've seen enough! goodbye!
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>>145199070
No, please, come back...
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>>145198944
Powerful reaction
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Is it safe to say this >shorks squad is the worst of the modern era?
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>>145199070
>he rated guyfield
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my avies :(
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what bank can i use that doesn't have cringe ads with athletes?
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Annunen went 6 shots before allowing his first goal.
A new record.
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>>145199150
They're better than last year
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>>145198745
It just shows I was right about everything, as were countless others much smarter than me.
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>>145199150
They have as many points as the Avs.
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my eklund :)
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>>145199203
>L1 with Kempe and Kopitar
>PP1
>hyped out the wazoo by the organization and fans alike as the second coming of yakub
it was an honest mistake tbqhwy, it won't happen again!
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>>145199150
>19 wins last season
>fewer wins than anyone in 82 games for a decade
checks out
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guise pretty sure we belong in the Land of Faggotry...
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raped

bitch
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>>145199292
He's no Stutzle, can't even hold a spot at center. Kongs are doomed once Kopi retires...
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Reddit slayed on this one thing
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>>145199150
I'd say so
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>>145199409
Today I saw a post on r/nofap of some guy burning his blow up doll
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>>145198745
>Canadian team wins
HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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HA HA HA
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dreading monday lads
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>>145199560
do you dread every Monday?
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>>145199234
i've never seen an athlete in a credit union ad.
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>>145199391
the entire roster is a fucking mess with those contracts, i guess you just wait until the end of the 26-27 season and blow shit up more? i don't watch enough kongs games to really know but every time i do i just leave feeling depressed
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elite
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>>145199591
I'd dread them less if I enjoyed my job and didn't have to go into the office
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>scoreless second period in Anaheim
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>>145199637
this answer checks out, thank you for taking part in this survey
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>>145199637
>didn't have to go into the office
work at home and love mondays me, very little to do
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>>145199633
>cuafield
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>>145199633
Cuafield
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>>145199609
Rob Blake is just a shit GM, simple as. Luc and Bergevin can fuck off as well.
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bud won
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>>145199752
He still doesn’t have tickets KWAB
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>>145198745
It depends. Most of the country would rally behind the Canucks, Habs, or Leafs winning the cup. Oilers are split. Fucking nobody cares about the Flames or Jets.
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>>145199696
Work at home and Monday always busy, but it thins out as the week goes on. Good cycle imo. By Friday I can do as little/much as i want.
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>>145199935
got ya seething? bud1 ;^)
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>>145199901
>Most of the country would rally
You're delusional. Most of canuckistan wants Tronna to disappear in a fireball
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>>145199901
What about the Sennies?
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>>145199642
ducks and kings are basically the same team playing against each other.
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>>145200008
who?
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another california slurper
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>>145200024
Are you trying to convince /hoc/ that LA and Anaheim somehow managed to split their talent pool evenly IN HALF???
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>>145199885
>>145199935
:)
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been totally and completely hate watching this league since summer of 2020. dtrictly juniour hockey on the screen or at the rink.
sad.
my kid knows nothing about the simple uniting unspoken joy of Hockey Night in Canada. the old theme the montages the ace commentators the hockey talking panelist the coaches corner and Dons suit and edge of your seat whats he going to say tonight whole from the heart ritual of the nation was taken and greasily regurgitated as some ugly alien mockery wafting in a smug air of downright evil
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>>145200141
didnt this also eliminate the knights?
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>>145200008
Who?
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I’m a flames oilers islanders vegas canes rangers fan
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>>145200141
It feels like a lifetime ago.
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>>145200133
kwab1
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they're really trying to feed colton a hat trick
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>>145200141
This was the sharks cup KWAB
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>>145200170
yes lol
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All is as it should be.
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>>145200204
I'm a wings bolts kraken utah habs avalanche fan
I find it really hard to care about any metro team for some reason.
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>>145200289
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Remember when that shorks fan drank toilet water?
Wonder how hes doin
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my avsies need refpuck to beat sharksies :)
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>>145200116
not at all fuck LA but they are even in terms of skill and progression on their respective rebuilds. their games are going to be tight and close
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>>145200368
Some guy ate his hat like 10 years ago i wish I could find the video.
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>>145200362
bud1
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wtf killorn?
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>>145200368
that guy was a hero

unlike the >rags fan who lost his bet and then REFUSED to lick the bench on 6th Avenue like a COWARD
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eat cock randy
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>>145200368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lob-Wz7O2tY
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>>145200694
legend
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>>145200694
legend
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Kongs vs. Cucks is a snoozefest
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i ate too many sour patch kids and now my tongue hurts :(
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>>145200849
that's a great story
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my avies are really trying to give the shorks as much pp as they want
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>>145200661
LICK THE FUCKING BENCH
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>>145200890
>break 8 goals
That means a team has to score 9
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>>145200904
the Quebecois ESL has entered the thread
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>>145200904
no
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>>145200904
this
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>>145200919
>>145200923
haha ok keep waiting another 6 years then
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>>145200757
cope 1993
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>>145200904
Breaking even just means you have to get back what you invested.
Therefore breaking 8 golds = 8+
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>>145201001
oh anon will never deliver, like all jew york slime he's a coward
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>>145201031
what makes you believe they are from new york?
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>>145201053
he's been holding on to that image for 6 years I don't think it matters to him
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>>145201071
true
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>>145201001
it's not about expecting him to deliver
it's about shaming him for not doing so
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>>145201270
way to show it to anonymous posting from the usa
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two dudes at the bar were arguing about politics and then when i was leaving the cute bartender was crying outside alone about her dad dying 5 months ago today and i listened to her be sad and then she mentioned she's been talking to some dude and then i lost interest and left
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gary has no shame just pumping the league full of these sunbelt retirement home teams
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>>145201333
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>>145201327
you seem really defensive about this, chambers...
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>>145201356
The league really can only have 24 decent teams
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gary regularly has the refs deflate the puck and the only reason you can't tell is that no one can see the puck
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tired of this alcohol schtick on the avs intermission
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>>145201399
a poster's honour is at stake
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>get called out for obsessing over anonymous poster from 6 years ago
>start accusing people of being anonymous poster that you made up a name for
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>>145201333
You incel.
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>>145201490
told her i hope she feels better simple as
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Gary somehow taps into Beatlemania. he'd see those numbers go up.
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Dostal is legit.
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>bar on a sunday night by yourself
yikes and cringe
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>>145201333
Be nice to her so you can get free booze
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>>145201633
my fren daniel was there he's a shorks fan
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>gibson will come back and fuck with dostal with a 50/50 tandem
>woll will come back and fuck with stogoat with a 50/50 tandem
a tale as old as time
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some of the greatest times of my life happened on a sunday night/afternoon at a bar. you can't take that from me.
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did i miss anything
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An acquaintance's girl came over to my house crying as he'd argued with her one night. I think she wanted to revenge fugg me, but I played the sympathetic gentleman. Simp or chad?
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>>145201569
too bad the team in front of him is a bunch of lazy niggers
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>>145201764
if he's a good dude, chad
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>>145201764
both
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>>145201764
that never happened and your hockey team is shit
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>>145201787
seconded
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>>145201759
>TONIGHT, YOU
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A Dylan came over to my house crying as he'd argued with her one night. I think he wanted to revenge fugg me, but I played the sympathetic gentleman. Simp or chad?
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>>145201814
seconded
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>>145201814
what team do you root for, japanbro?
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>>145201485
>c-c-chambers isn't real
sub-randy-tier bullshit
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>LAF RARE
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>come back 12 [TWELVE] hours later
>copey still going at it
legitimately thee saddest thing i have ever seen desu, what an empty life
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>>145201860
wingies, unfort.
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>>145201953
>>145201953
no milly
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>>145201953
no milly kek
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>>145201764
that happened to me 20 years ago and she was really flirting and brushing up against me and wanting to hotbox this tiny closet and 'nap' on my bed but i played aloof and dismissed her before i headed out to work and the next day a loud bang at the door and her boyfriend, picture an ecstasy dealing wigger Corey Perry and the girl showed up and she was smirking and he was frowning and under that de-evolved pathetic ghetto rhetoric of 'respect' he declared we could be brothers for life now because i didn't try to hit on his girl the day before. basically this evil woman decided she was 'testing me' after her tainted charms had no effect.
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>>145201953
I actually feel bad for copey desu, comes to /sp/ day after day and gets baited into wasting his time. kid has no life and probably a mad case of autism as well.
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i'm sure if it was up to gibson he'd be playing somewhere else
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>>145201969
ah, me too
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>replying to yourself
I actually feel bad for Dylan desu, comes to /sp/ day after day and gets baited into wasting his time since his team has no milly. kid has no life and probably a mad case of autism as well.
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>>145202044
no one wants that washed old fuck
>>145202059
things can, and will, get worse my friend
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>>145201969
>>145202059
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like clockwork
imagine being him
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>>145202113
>no feet
no cum
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>>145202016
That happened to me and I started in on her then invited the rest of my canadian junior team to come over for our typical postgame ritual.
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i cant even name one person on the sharks
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>>145202213
celebrini and tyler foli is all i know
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>>145202104
>things can, and will, get worse my friend
I know
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getting shutout by david rittich
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>>145202269
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watching my steelies :)
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Gary should work at Tim Hortons like Trump at Mcdonalds
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>>145202269
not hard to do when theres only 11 shots
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>>145202269
bleak
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der erwige rebuild
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only shit teams tuesday
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SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRR KIVIRANTA
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>>145194869
Alex Laffinere is the real deal.
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just checked the mets score, bud on suicide watch. first noel? then this?

:/
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my avies!!! :)))
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Finally fucking Fiala does something.
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Gary needs to work on his dark magic conjuring skills like the ability to manifest a stool under his feet. i got a lamp post with his greasy name on it.
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our kings
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Not so fast
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>quacks
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>>145202125
You lost
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>>145202549
and now a jets player got paralyzed on the field, fuck
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>>145202917
first bud, now 1? :/ fuuuuck broooo
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you know what my favorite thing about bud is? not that he won, but that he's too modest to bring it up himself. takes a lot of self-control for a gay weeb to not let that sort of thing go to his head.
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>quack quack quack
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>>145203111
his victory was nothing more than a tirade of insults and he recognizes that
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>>145202113
Taylor is a Serigi Ferderov fan
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>>145203166
fact check: cope

bud1
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>>145203262
i was told you wouldn't be fact checking
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when you think about it bud is more of a veteran than raped bitch ever will be
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what a shit thread
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>>145203436
>Avalanche with goaltending
Unstoppable.
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>>145203437
Good thing you really improved it
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>>145203437
what's wrong, you don't like obsessing over an imaginary rape?
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Few saves dave
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>>145203472
bud raped you
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Haha. It's pronounced Dingus
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why is /hoc/ handling buljus redemption arc so poorly?
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lads...it's the sharks
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>>145203576
/hoc/ is scared of him
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>>145203592
and the avs are fully capable of giving up five against them
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The Ducks is sure having an exciting season. If you're into scat that is.
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>hello do you offer a military discount?
>yes we do sir, did you serve?
>yes, in fact i'm a veteran
>oh wow, like you served in iraq?
>n-no b-but technically i'm still a veteran!
>*girls behind him start giggling*
>sorry to embarrass you sir, here's your burrito
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H. G. Wells wrote his own epitaph:

"God damn you all. I told you so."
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>its another "the ducks and sharks suck" year
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>>145203670
With Annunnunennneuen in net I'm surprised they didn't. But Celebrini was still out. Thats the only reason we lost
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Really terrible set of games today. NHL doesn't even try if it isn't saturday
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>hello do you offer a military discount?
>yes we do sir, are you a zogbot?
>why yes i love fighting for zog
>great here's your free goyslop
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>>145204024
>girls behind him start giggling
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Just get me to islandiejetties
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>>145204191
very grim night for the mettiejettie community
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LA fans eating a feast.
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>>145204223
like most nights
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>mets suck
>jets suck
>islanders suck
rags bros we eating good
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>>145204365
only a matter of time before they join them
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Read up chuds, you all could use some re education. Gary wrote this piece himself, too.
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>>145204365
Just like Dylan’s stars
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Thank you for asking anon, it was absolute juggernaut Week 2. So lucky to escape with a tie.
Otter vs Shesty in goalie excellence made this week a total offense vs defense matchup.

This week was nerve racking. Any bros in their own fantasy leagues hope you won your weeks or escaped with a tie like I did. Thank you for reading and asking. I'll take my leave now.
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>>145204365
both nyc mls teams made the playoffs
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>>145204468
I forgot to rotate active players off my bench for today and I still won. 2-0 gang
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>>145204365
new york liberty won the wbna championship
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>>145204485
dodgers used to be from brooklyn too
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>>145204485
I was gonna write that's it's good that so many people in America care about MLS, but then I realized that 50% of America is hispanic and they actually DO care about MLS.
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>>145197609
I went out and bought one of these don cherry dolls
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mettiesbros....
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>>145204786
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get fucked Stephen
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>>145204223
are the steelers any good or are they like the sharks/edmonton eskimos of american handegg
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>>145204746
>choking hazard
yep I'd say so
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My shorks :(
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>>145204682
The NY teams are really sad even by the standards of that league, they're just signposts for Red Bull and the United Arab fucking Emirates
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>>145204830
Historically very good, right now in a weird era of overachieving (to the point of making the playoffs, not being a contender) with limited talent/shitty offense. The closest comparable is probably my islanders
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>>145204485
nycfc is 10% yankees owned
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16 games on Tuesday.
16 dimeless matchups.
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>>145205039
dimeful*
FTFY
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>>145205039
thank you gary
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>>145203772
annunen's been solid as a starter and pointless as a backup, i'm really interested to see how his season shakes out
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>>145205070
Gary didn't make the call
blame this guy
https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicola-torchia-01aa9a16
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>>145205148
italians out
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our steelies btfo the jets lads :^)

>>145204454
KWAB
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just feel asleep, lads
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>>145204485
congratulations to the multiple listing service playoff participants
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>>145200694
why did /hoc/ make him do it?
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>>145200358
non-sunbelt teams have sad/angry fans, depressing to be around. sunbelt teams have happy/fun fans, makes it fun to watch.
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>>145205543
sunbelt fans are favored by gary
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buds met did not 1
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You're the only ten I see.
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>>145205694
Just like his islanders
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Fuck gary
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>>145194869
Will the Kraken make the playoffs?
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>>145205694
I can’t even be mad at the Mets going out but this feels like the 1999 team almost down to a tee. Sucks but let’s bounce back next year
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the Aquilini family is part of the Italian mob right?
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>>145205916
probably not
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>>145205938
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>there's always next year
just like my maple leafs
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>>145206034
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>Laffs burn through years of prime players, one being generational, only to not win the Cup yet again

Will they ever win a Cup again?
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>>145206091
just like my islanders
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>>145206109
Who? Tavares?

lmao that retard is a faggot
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>>145206170
cope he has a magic amulet
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>>145206187
.. go on
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>>145206209
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>>145206170
How new are you
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People use Buffalo as an example to not to tank, but not so long ago they had the pieces to be a good team.They've just mismanaged the hell out of it.

Eichel, oreilly and reinhart have all gone on to be core members of cup winners.

They'd actually be a really interesting case study of what went wrong
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>>145206230
https://x.com/willsommer/status/1846024507758162396
russel brand uses it too
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>>145206240
majority working class white town with proud family roots like Detroit and the Garys are programmed to uproot and destroy that...in a humiliating drawn out for maximum energy...way. same thing in Toronto.
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>>145205916
Retard
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>>145206240
Buffalo is a fucking shithole. That's the real reason. living in a dump like buffalo around a million blacks is depressing and makes you irritable.
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If I was in charge of Hockey Canada, thousands of college-age Canadian women would be carrying Lindros's sons in their wombs right now
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>>145206283
>college-age
who knocked up all the 16 year girls then
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New York is filled with genuine terrible people so it's no wonder their sports teams always lose.
You people don't deserve anything nice, you're a candidate for the most disrespectful and ugly human beings on the planet. That one New York kid that posts here is a prime example.
>>
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>>145206352
can't believe gary did this
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>>145206263
>majority working class white town with proud family roots
>Toronto
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>>145206263
Buffalo is the least white place I have ever been to in my entire fucking life
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le cut inside and wake up in a bathtub man
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>go on r/sabres
>search up rebuild
>cry at the optimism that they would eventually make playoffs from posts made over 9 years ago.
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>>145206401
it was called Toronto the Good up until the 80's. i was there. shops closed on sundays and all that. Hogtown. Trudeau Sr was twice tasked for it's multicutural disaster class implosion.
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can the next thread be fumo themed
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>>145206478
fuck yer too hoo
especially that mouse girl
fuck her hard and fuck her passionately
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For me it's Bedard's cousin
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/hoc/ was buying silver while they were posting bud1 over and over again right?
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>>145206533
cute
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reminder Dim Thomas has cte
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>>145206594
want 2 drink a beer with them
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all our best prospects died from the vaccine
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>>145206629
Jake virtanen was proven innocent
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>>145206549
Buddy, I do understand the consistency of the meme, and it's commendable and appreciative. You've done it for a long time. And truly, it's something that other autists definitely admire. The consistency over time. But the base content of these things aren't pleasing to the rest of us like they are to you. And maybe that's part of the meme. But a lot of us really don't find these things attractive. And I know that you're white. And it just really irks me inside to know that you're white and you do this behavior and i'll explain. Because at the end of the day, if you even got one of these things, and you copulate with one of these things you're going to create an Elliot Rodger. And you're going to unleash this Elliot Rodger upon the world because you're going to be a really terrible father. And the kid is just going to be so lost, and then he's going to end up doing extremely horrible things to innocent people in the future. So I really think you should reconsider, perhaps, the outlook in which you display yourself here. And maybe reflect on your life choices and consider making some cornerstone changes that might drastically improve your sense of self-being and worth. Just looking out for you, buddy.
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>>145206701
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>>145206701
bud1
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>>145206701
>you're going to create an Elliot Rodger
jlmi
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>>145206701
stopped reading at buddy
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Dad used to take me and my sister to the closest Yotes game to Halloween and he'd paint his face something autistic and we usually made it on the jumbo tron
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a father's love for his children was not enough to keep the coyotes in arizona
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>>145206914
good dad :(
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>>145206914
Americans do anything to get on a screen.
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Tfw McDavid and Matthews best remaining chance to win a cup is this year
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>>145206914
when theres only 5 fans in the arena you have a higher chance of getting on the big screen
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>>145206914
>wasting a ticket on a girl
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In retrospect, the past two hololive EN generations have been smash hits. I really do have to give credit to cover and who they hire, because they continue to hit it out of the park. ReGLOSS, Justice and Advent all are welcome additions to hololive!
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>>145206944
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>>145207038
fuck yeah, sharkbro!
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>>145207038
ebin111111111111111111
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mr lahey not another night of the holo live abyss
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>>145206971
>Matthews
oh. its retarded
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>>145206971
The leafs window doesn't truly open til johnny t's 10 million dollars comes off the books
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>>145207073
you might be surprised to know there was two trudeaus and the first one was even worse
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>>145207073
the damage is irreparable
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>>145207127
>>145207127
>>145207127



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