no heemviousno news
SS, K-1 and Cats.
>fluffy
Good thread
Heemvious: >>145203665
there should be a /wsp/ and any discussion of women's sports should be a bannable offense on this board
>>145210967Excellent post brother HH
>>145210977https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc__MN2wEJg
There he is! That's my champ! Look at him go, looksmaxxed to FUCK!
>>145211001>Gary Neville's roided up cousin
>>145210994>>145210952
>>145211017He'll be joining the "Promoted to champion" club with Reddit Rob, actually
A man must creampie dana before he can walk
NO JON NOOOOO
Anti-heem technology is real and we have the data to prove it>muh sample sizefuck off
>>145211042They'll need someone to be champ when Jon retires in the cage
There he is, there's my former GOAT, look at him go, drunk as FUCK!
I fucking hate them.
>>145211053welterweight is doomed
Banger alert>Banger alertBanger alert>Banger alert
>>145211053If you wants heems why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!
>>145211081>On 7 December 2017, then middleweight champion Georges St-Pierre vacated the title after being diagnosed with colitis.[62] >As a result, Whittaker was promoted to undisputed championyup
>>145211092None of these "men" weigh over 150 pounds lmao
>>145211067I would literally die for this man
>>145211099Who cares? Would you rather watch 17 wmma fights in a row you stupid fat goy?
>>145211114>Different scenario entirelyhow so?
>>145211136>Watching 95lb Asian pillowtap is essentially 17 wmma fights in a row.
>>145211136You are a woman.
>>145211092WDWTCH>WDWTCHWDWTCH>WDWTCH
>>145211151This.
>>145211092>Tournament format>2003+21
>>145211121Based O'Malley refusing to be a puppet of the Jew
Ari has this mouthbreathers big mad lmao maybe if you didn't post on dumbass anime forums all day you too could make something of your life.
>>145211183Why does Ariel have such a big nose? Because air is free
Till and Schaub are not puppets. They both left the UFC to bet on themselves and became bigger than they ever would have under the TKO umbrella Corp. This post was brought to you by Black Buffalo Nicotine Products.
>>145211218CLARKSVILLE STAND UP
>>145211231squartbros.....
>>145211238He didn't
>>145211238what are you replying to there's no post there
>>145211231Fucking goof.
Brick smashed bacon cheeseburger for breakfast today
>>145211271Greenbeans are mostly water, shit veggie tbqh
>>145211285Fucking freak
>>145211289Well my grandmother used to tell me if I eat enough green beans I'll get a Swedish wife
Chicken thighs and deenz in spring water, only redit gets the deens in sauces or oil
Augh
>>145211301Eat your pootine boy
But why does disgraced former UFC middleweight Israel Adesanya heem dog meng (canine penis)
>>145211067Man I hate meme food like this, that orange stuff could be inside the burger and it wouldn't change a thing other than making it more convenient to eat
Bobby knuckles about to expose this decision merchant
>>145211365>Robert Whittaker arrested for exposing himself
>>145211362some freaks like obnoxiously slurping on their fingers in public
>>145211365Expose himself?
>>145211334Eat your poo boy
That chad bobby knuckles hooded assassin ring walk vs the virgin ratlip noodle arm sprint
>>145211365>1 finish (against an unranked short notice replacement) in his last 11 fights and 7 years
>>145211402WHEN WILL YOU NIGGERS LEARN?
>>145211402how do I updoot this?
>>145211412I'm all ears
>>145211412Who?
>>145211409Your point? lol
We are reaching levels of flushed that should not he possible
>>145211485This seems a bit unnecessary and cruel
>>145211502MMA?
>>145211485Hooker is looking chadly af
>>145211485Kek, they didn't have to do Volk like that.
>>145211485I actually can't fucking stand that Volk got knocked out like that, it eats away at my soul and I've thought about it almost every night since it happened
>>145211527Combat sports?
>>145211524El Matador is simply that a calm and coordinated killing machine. Max is fucked.
>>145211485Heemiliation ritual
>>145211485It's less insulting than forcing DC to watch the jon jones no-contest. They should feel ashamed of using that fight in highlights and montages.
>>145211575DC is a fat drunk though at least Volk hasn't let himself go
>>145211595Mate are you even paying attention? Volk was drinking every day after the first pisslam fight
i think topuria vs holloway is the highest level matchup we've seen this year, what do you guys think?
presented without comment
>>145211683all bums
>tfw 3 daughters
>>145211485
>>145211711Good prevails over evil (evil = Craig / gayness)
>>145211711you think his daughters have nightmares about ilia
>>145211711
>>145211666Yes but at least he's not a great big fat fucking walrus like DC
so pfl gave ngannou a ton of money and freedom to do whatever he wants in his contact, and they dont even bother promoting him as the lineal mma HW champion?
>>145211776HEEEEEEEEEEM JANNY
i got a short jewfro and a goatee
>>145211485Hooker enjoying volk humiliation ritual.
>>145211047That's the face of a man who just crossed A Real Hood Nigga™
>>145211799same but my hair is more like that photoshop of Islam
>>145211798no i deleted it
>>145211067Ew bro
Lucas Tracy MMA: Whittaker vs Chimaev is an 80/20 fight in favor of Whittaker
>>145211814based
>>145211837More like 95/5, factoring in DDP vs Whittaker is a 90/10 in favor of Whittaker and Chimaev is just a worse DDP.
>>145211837>80/20 in favor ofDidn't realize this Lucas cat was a Nate Silver type now I'm glad I ignore that shit.
Things are going great
>>145211849>DDP vs Whittaker is a 90/10 in favor of WhittakerAdmirable level of insane delusion
>>145211871he's right
>>145211876The likelihood of victory was 90/10 for Whittaker over DDP. Just because DDP won doesn't mean there was a 90% chance that he would lose. Read the talmud for once.
>>145211898The fight wasn't even competitive
Hey. Be Careful.
>>145211907The fight is irrelevant to the likelihood of victory pre-fight, dunce.
>>145211907>he's retarded
>mma pootubers
Ilia is such a beast. We've never seen Max like this but we know Topuria can survive the deepest of wadders.
9/10 times Whittaker beats Dricus
I distinctly remember Robert dropping DDP 3 times before the fluke power jab.
>>145211931Turdpooria is gonna get gigazeemed man. Bet the house on Max.
>>145211919Most reddit rob fans are sadly
What is guru’s annual income?
>>145211931jerome holloway wouldnt last a roun' wit "The Black Country Banger" aka THE pride of old empire
if max and volk fought 100 times max would win 97 of those fights
>>145211931Hoe did he get taken into deep walters by Jai "booty asscheeks" Herbert
>>14521195212 million dollars
Heem blazey
Till won and beats shittaker 10/10 times
also heeminder that Renato "Money Moicano" Carneiro has now unlocked zeeming power
>>145211971Till vs Strickland would be a good fight
Moicano literally cannot afford to lose (expensive mortgage)
Till heemed DDP.
>>145211952Check companies house bru, last year he made 66K.
>>145211993Apparently Till busted him up in sparring
>>145211971Not a knockdown I'm afraid
>>145212005Till is good man but his body is beyond flushed and his mental
>>145211971>>145211993>>145212001he's underrated and that fat fuck POOtuber chasin clout off his name,just hate these lil' mma experts
Almost heemed myself when i found a spacebag of weed on the street and smoked it. Might have been laced or something.
>>145212012he has the fastest hands at MW unironically but yea his TDD and cardio are flushed
darren till was knocked out cold by George masvidal
>>145212012he's a gooby type of person thoughbeit
>>145212034so did Ben Askren who dawlminated welterweight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KGPNAEZzcwIt's up
>>145212059oh boy i cant wait to see ilia topuria get off of a plane
topuria is terrified of max and intends to wrestle
>>145212034
thoughts on Jael Summon?
>>145212068
Just knocked up francis ngannou
Dana White fucked Ngannou in his prime
> So here's the thing Joe, holding hands is fucking gay right, but looking at your training partner's dangling BBC ? Oh man, that's what real red blooded patriots do, you know.Why did he say that ?
The greatest fighter of all time is Stipe Miocic
>>145212068I hate Ariel so fucking much. It should either be >He's going to knock [Ngannou] outor>He's going to knock Francis out
>>145212001in hindsight this wasn't the pathetic performance we saw it as. he did way better than whittaker
>>145212077https://voca.ro/1m4rPSZcLvMf
Any critique on this pad holding?
>>145212117umm doesn't matter rob wins 999/1000 times in my fanfiction
>>145212105Strickraped is comfortable with his sexuality
>the pain medication hits i totally understand now.
>>145212133What pad holding?
>>145212133
>>145212146Just a couple more months until Arman puts Islam back in this situation
In awe at thse soize of this lad
>>145212159he looks like garth senior
>>145212158Arman is a worse version of Islam, he's literally not better at anything
>>145212159he looks like he bangs hideous abbo ‘women’
>>145211683The Khamzat curse
>>145211711every time i see an athlete with 2+ daughters and no sons (which is quite common for some reason), i just know they are suffering and beating themselves up every day from not having birthed a sondon't know why they don't just keep going until they have at least 1
>>145212172So what you're saying is... He's better at being worse?
>>145212172Better wrestler and better striker. And new.
>>145212198Why'd he go to split decision with flushed shartles?
Any fans of funny female fighters in this thread? Any fans of goofy female mixed martial arts practitioners?
>>145212189Having a daughter as an athlete is a tell-tale sign of roid abuse.
>>145212203>why did he win a fight u tell me
>>145212189they have the money to do ivf and pay extra for sex selection
>>145212208>>145212133do you just masturbate to ugly women on the internet all day?
The best HW MMA fighter on the planet is on Helwani right now. Don't post any spoilers, I can't watch now
>>145212203Only three rounds and Charles lay/prayed the last to trick one judge. If the Dustin fight was only 3 rounds, Islam would’ve gotten a split decision.
>>145212222more like why did he go to a controversial split with the flushed version of a fighter Islam easily dominated?
Ilia faced a former cage warrior lightweight champion and won.Max faced a former cage warrior lightweight champion and lost.
>>145212235Islam got shartles out of there in under 2
>>145212237yeah i dont know why a judge gave charles the edge either it was a clear win for arman
>controversial split
>>145212235if islam didnt beat dp he would have lost
>>145212227I don't masturbate but I can see why you might say that given how widespread the incel lifestyle is on this website. I just enjoy how upset people get by seeing women doing nothing.Thoughts on Israeli female MMA take down techniques such as webm related?
>>145212256>needing the scorecards
>>145210951
lerone murphy bruv
>UFC fans can expect a barnburner out of me as always, styles makes fight, takes two to tangoLeron Murphy is such and NPC.
>>145212265>needing an IV
>>145212227He doesn't masturbate to them or even find them attractive, he's just a big fan of WMMA!
>>145212280>made up copes
>>145212255Charles fought more recklessly against Islam and got caught in the second. In the first round Islam was controlling on the ground but he wasn’t dominating, it would’ve been a snoozefest decision for Islam if Charles hadn’t gone for broke. Charles was a lot more defensive against Arman.
>>145212276Its you nigga! You spend 10+ hours sitting here on your fat arse. Take a shower NOW, you are RANCID.
>>145212289why would islam's management lie about him needing an IV to rehydrate? is ali's goal to make Islam look bad or something? what is this logic?
>>145212289Glove grabbing cheat
>>145212304why are you moving the goalposts to talk about bullshit rather than admitting Tsarukyan had an unimpressive showing vs shartles?
Take a Shower! Take a Shower! Take a Shower! Take a Shower!
>>145212293Islam actually knows how to finish unlike decisionukyan
Islam had an unimpressiv showing against POOrier
>>145212312please tell me how i diverged from the topic + arman looked great against charles
Preview of what Stipe will do to do Jon Jones.
Whos ready for some K-1 posts?
>>145212328>SlamdaddyWhy are you ignoring me Spammy? I know you see me bitch tits.
>>145212335>arman looked great against charlessource?
>>145212319>Madame said to xerself after a chunk of flesh dropped from xer rotting necrosis bussy
>>145212312>ground and pound one of the best BJJ guys nearly the entire fight>unimpressive showing
>>145212346watch the fight, arman was having his way with charles on the ground
>>145212345MMA?
>>145212356Yea you could really see that when he was laying and praying then almost got submitted twice
>>145212355You'd never see a bum like Charles taking Islam's back. All it proved was that he has nothing new for Makhachev.
>>145212328Besides Charles, all of Islam’s finishes are against guys who had a week to prepare and/or were injured. Islam is the most astroturfed project in UFC history, more so than Pereira and O’Malley combined. All in an attempt to continue the arab oil market that Khabib opened up.
>>145212373dominant wrestling isn't lay and praying and arman was in 0 danger throughout the whole fight
>>145212391>0 danger throughout the whole fightthe guillotine at the start was so tight his pants fell down
>>145212378After watching Dustin stuff 11 of Islam’s takedowns, I wouldn’t be surprised if Islam doesn’t get a single takedown against Arman.
>>145212397the guilly was THAT tight and arman tanked it for a minute and a half? unfinishable beast
btw, Essence Freeman the bbl chick that got sheemed a while back is fighting for a regional muay thai belt this weekend. the promotion is NFC 169
Me waving goodbye to all the Khamzat fans after Bobby buttfucks him in the champ rounds.
>>145212384No fighter is 100% healthy, ever. Islam had raging staph in his last fight but you don’t mention that
nigga you STANK wash ya ass musty ass nigga
>>145212413lol he already mounted shartman off a takedown but he won’t need any because he’s a much better striker
>>145212422>raging staphIslam said it wasn’t an issue lol
>>145212437He’s humble
>>145212426How are we supposed to know to whom you're referring? Please directly reply in the future.
>>145212431Islam is an average striker and this will finally become clear now that he has to fight someone not afraid of being taken down.
some UK anon needs to heem Guru
Dricus Du Plessis is Pound 4 Pound the best fighter in the UFC.
>>145212464Where does Kyle live?
islam chokes arman out in the first round
>>145212456Luckily he’s fighting a guy who got rocked by joaquim silva lol
>>145212469Adesanya sees this in his dreams
>>145212464guru is 6'7" 300 lbs of pure muscle.good luck. you'll need it.
>>145212478Honestly I was wondering how long it would take for the BDStards to start bandwagoning Arman, they spent ages refusing to admit he was good because Islam already beat him
>>145212482
>>145212507bruh
what is he looking at?
*gets heemed*
N-KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!*faints*
>>145211524>there were actual volk fans
>>145212507We posting decades old fights now? Okay
>>145212563left: armanright: islam
>>145212159peach of a dad
>>145212578more like peach rings haha cause it's candy and he's fat y'know?
Arman was brave enough to face Gamrot, while Islam shamefully ducked him
>>145212563Islam blames the Adriano Martins knockout on ignoring Abdulmanap (who said Martins is dangerous in the 1st) and listening to Javier (both he and Islam wanted a strong start). In the Arman rematch, Islam won’t have Adbulmanap and will only have Javier.
>>145212623Doesn’t matter because Islam is a good striker now
>>145212495>pure musclet. Guru on VPN
Iron Mike is knocking Charles the FUCK out.
Didn't know Ige was an architect
>>145212631>t. Guru on VPNwhat's up kyle you fat pig
Mickey Gall RETURNS for UFC 309. Be there, be square.
>>145212651If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life don't stop feeding your wife.
guru derangement syndrome
>>145212660The Gall era............................... Heemgins now..........
>>145212622Nothing new from Duckestan
>>145212628Enjoy the last few months you can claim this
Micheling the Perreira lads
I… am…. POOPING!!!Right now, as we speak!!!!!!!!!!
All of you Gall haters.......... Take care of your underwears......
How do you get better at heeming if gyms are all overpriced and worthless
>>145212698Michel? Is she hot?
>>145212068The folder you promised
>>145212709She is brown and stinky
RIP Liam Payne
>>145212633lol if that happens he might steal brvtal split decision boy’s title shot
>>145212706>if the thing that makes me better are these things they are not You just don't want to actually commit buddy.
>>145212698is that what you call it when it's premature?
FACT: Charles landed 0 (zero) takedowns against Dustin until he cheated. dirty ass brazillian bum
>my son likes bulbasaur
>>145212727Chandler would need to make a one month turn around, but that’s the usual opponent for Makhachev.
>>145212736It's what I call it when a big brazilian can embarasses himself last week end
>>145212751How did O’Malley learn about the dadrape?
The Cory McKenna folder was promised
>>145212752>November to late January is one month American education on full display
>>145212781He's right1 1 - 1 = 1
>>145212804Bongs have a different timezone b you have to calibrate for it
>>145212781Thought the Jones/Stipe card was in December m8
>>145212804That would be 10 b
Eating peanut butter out the jar
>>145212814it's American time all the time as far as I'm concerned
>>145212775I have an unsorted folder full of McKennas on a hard drive and I will not send any of them here
>>145212633I remember this post
>>145212839Mr YaDong promised his selected assortment of webms and jpegs thank you for your offer though paisano
>>145212837West coast or east coast?
the world runs on est
>>145212714I got you big doghttps://filetransfer.io/data-package/rxjdKa6n#link
No one runs in your family mate
No one fights in your country mate
UFC, Ugandan Fort Construction (mudhuts)
>>145211783Pfl have the number 1 guy in MMA, now isn't that something! They definitely made the right more, and Danny definitely made the wrong one. Sometimes he gets it so wrong. Still haven't forgiven him for losing Romero out of spite
>>145212870Thank you kindly good man, we will miss our Cory won't we folks
>>145212887Yeesh b no need to hit so hard
>>145212153He looks like the literally squeezing out his words, and try hard. Then he gets tired haha
cory mckenna could beat cory sandhagen in a fight i feel
>downloading folders from a known pedoyikes
>>145212907she's only 25 but the way she wrote this post makes it look like she's probably cooked and done
>>145212941Clozafin is also a known fat pedo, he probably does that a lot
>raj can't tell a woman from a girl Many such IC4 cases...
>>145212907You find this woman attractive? You'd love it here
>>145212950Well she's not good and wmma is hardly a way to get rich probably for the best>>145212964Cory has very nice full round tracts of land and her face while hardly a prize is cute in it's own way
>no mewn postsBleedin fewls of a ting
Dis fown can not dew it joostice yez needs to stick yez head out da window yeah
I just watched the Brick Burger Video like you guys asked me to. One clear sign of someone who doesn't know food is using those fake Cheese squares. I never need to watch another thing of his
>Francis sama..
>>145212962i'll help you out since you're still relatively new here, the poster that goes by "Jack YaDong" aka calendar is literally a pedophile with thousands of images of children on his pche also loves trannies and is black
Where were you when the Till came and went?
>>145213014What the fuck do you know nigga
It's freshly shredded off the block or fuck your mother!
>>145213021You tell me
>>145213021Kind of disappointed the waves didn't heem that dog b
>>145213019Finland is also literally a pedophile b, he doesn’t care
>>145213014>any thinly sliced cheese is packaged cheese
Nah hyhyeah
>>145213019This sounds troubling not sure if I want to know more but the pakman calls everyone a pedo and uses proxies to make screenshots of pedo posts so I'm a bit skeptical you probably understand
Just watched the heembedded. It's over for Rob.
>>145212978How can you not love this guy?
Its finally time for the hypetrain cumshot to be derailed, I do love watching him but he is about to get reaped. Reply to this comment and give him (cumshot) his final prayers.
>>145212993I find it very biased and annoying that everyone here can enjoy any average looking woman related to MMA who may be nice in their own way, but when I post an irl slam pig who's slightly decent she's unanimously grotesque and unsexable.I just don't get it
>>145213073How the fuck can Khamzat dunk but Jon jones can’t
Hugo Topuria vs Hap Chandler
favorite sheem of all time that you saw live?
>>145213074I don't like southern or eastern european men
>>145213081
>>145213084In all ways except skin tone, Jon is extremely white.
>>145213093Like live in person or live on TV, B?
>>145213101OK I PULL OUT
Jon Jones is a homosexual nigerian
Alice Ardelean oh my GOD YOU CANNOT be serious! Shes objectively ugly. But you'll all wank over her and talk about wishing you could bang her.
>>145213098Well Topuria is Asian so he is neither
>>145213109live as in when it happened. maybe not in person but that too i guess
Dan Ige's wife is THICCC with three Cs
>>145213126Georgians are eastern euros
stank ass nigga
We are ALL fighters.
gonna take a siesta, see ya later
>>145213116>everyone is laughing at me >no it can’t be must be pakman/spammy and his VPNS you’re reaching Xneed levels of mind broken schizophrenia
>>145213156much to consider with this post
>>145213141Henry triple C Cejudo
>>145213084That hoop was like 8’ tall lol
>>145213116I see, so is that what's happening? I feel better now, not that I cared, I just couldn't get my Head around it. It feels like this is a society of contractions
>>145213160No one is >laughing at me, punjab man we're talmbout his tinder dates
Can you crazy niggas go flirt somewhere else? I'm trying to find out what's happening dis Sataday nite, not read your weird blog.
>>145213156except women
Whats next after Volkov v Gane? Aspinall ain't lowering himself to their levels again
>>145213150Ilia would perfectly blend in with the Venezulan illegals I see begging on the streets when going to work.
>>145213141Go back to twitter
>>145213141post it
>>145213177Yep notice how he quickly recoiled in horror and attacked me in the last post because I'm exposing his trick to you, just ignore him and post what you like b
>>145213186Literally talking about the attractiveness of women haha, oh boy hahaHaha oh boy
>>145213199Don't tell me what to do, you sausage.
>>145213198I wonder what exactly you think eastern europe is b
>>145213141might need a few more cs
>>145213180We were talking about people laughing at him for flirting with fat bitches, which you are one of
>>145213215What martial arts discipline does female attractiveness fall under?
>>145213228No one was talking to you as usual b
>>145213201This is why we need you around man, you keep things in order. Fin the Pest exterminator. I'll sleep well tonight
is being gay the best base for mma
>it's simple, we uh...eat the Borzman
>>145213239stop flirting circles
bit disturbing how all of you know brand names of anti-psychotic meds
>>145213230BJJ 100%
>>145213253Rob's dad is a absolute unit
>>145213177Damn I meant contrarians
>>145213247Sometimes you just need something different/dirty get off, especially on stimulants, it doesn't make you any term some other guy came up with.
who is the james vick of the heavyweight division
>>145213239>xircles care so much about xer 4chan reputation she couldn’t sleep with people laughing at her You should be exterminated
>>145213247Look at the soize of eet
>>1452131259/10 body, 5/10 face is guaranteed to be the best sex/relationship of your life. Butterface women try super hard to please their man
>>145213260He's also learned the names of local street drugs too for when he uses this flag it's quite some dedication
>>145213230Sorry sir :(
>>145213272The heavyweight division never had a fighter that skilled sadly
>>145213253now post a photo of borz'z dad
>>145213272Jon D White
>>145211524that's me still with aldo vs mcgregor
>>145213292
yum
>>145213272Vick was unironically good before Garth took his chin
>>145213309I'd bag and tap
>>145213274It's not about my feelings. I kept looking at her picture and then looking at Alice's thinking maybe my standards have dropped, maybe I'm the one out of line here, it just didn't make sense and it bothers me then things get retarded. I'd rather you just say you don't like me and don't like anything I like, even if it's not bad
Honestly, I would have sex with any human woman under 50 that isn't disabled.
>>145213337Define disabled
>>145213346Finnish
>>145213279I'm not agreeing at all, I just found it weird that I'm the only one who's not supposed to enjoy women under 10/10. But it all makes sense now, we can be in harmony. Just one sad child that can't get laid
Pakster has his moments, low hanging as they are
>*lingers silently in the thread*
>>145213337Exactly as would most men
Erugh my stomach hurts about to take a Illia
What is it with you guys and your little vendettas against one another
jiri perchaska
heeminder finland and pakistan are equal countries athletically
>>145213358>>145213279Disagreeing*
>>145213369Only ugly ones
>>145213358No fucking clue what you’re on about
>>145213349heeeeemmmmmm
Laura Sanko? More like Laura Stank Hoe! ROFL
>>145213389I haven't once mentioned Aspinall itt what are you doing
>>145213382reyes beat jonesjiri beat reyesjiri would beat jonesjiri is the goat
>>145213398Well aren't you a pretty little nit
>>145213380It's sad, I don't know how it even came about, one day I just realised that my existence really infuriates two little boys and their Hearts are filled with hatred. I've never been into the online confrontations and disputes, it's gone part the point of no return now
>>145213411chama
>>145213409Why are we acting like beating this dood earns ankalaev a title shot?
>>145213411Jon would beat Jiri like he beat Gane
I do know one thing though, if they ever come to London they must get hung drawn and quartered for all their sins. It's a done deal
>>145213440Khalil got a title shot for beating smiff
>>145213456so did ankalaev
>>145213440Masterful matchmaking over at UFC headquarters in Las Vegas Nevada
>>145213456And? Obviously he didn't deserve it but how does that make ankalaev deserving.Ankalaev is as deserving of a title shot as smiff.
Nacho Vidal vs Ellie Bisping
>>145213337Sorry b, you’re only getting sex if she can’t run away
>>145213433Aha more.I make your day, possibly saved you from suicide
>>145213455IC4 is wheelbound I'm afraid
>>145213021That dhalwg is literally me fr fr
>>145213399You do
>>145213472>Ankalaev no Brazza I need fight real IC9 gangster sniff for my legacy, Chama! - Pereddit after 308
Just give shartkalaev the title shot and be done with it, he’s getting heemed no matter what
>>145213515why? hes about to lose to rakic
>>145213515It will interfere with Pereira/Jones which is the real money fight
Interesting that all the stupidest mongoloids here are picking Max/Rob/Rakic
>>145213548>t. picked jizzrael
>>145212012His knees are fucked, but I think he's gonna PED up for a couple years outside of the testing pool and then try to return
>>145213382>>145213409Why couldn't he do this to Piera?
>>145213568he did on my screen
ilia topuria is badass alright 5 wins by KO/TKO yeah this kid is a monster
>>145213574No Tko btw, all of Ilia’s knockouts are real heems
5 days until Puporia gets dog walked again
>>145213599>heh. told you this kid's shit.
the chin will be there for aleksander rakic
>>145213560It sounds like he's getting in trouble outside of fighting and it's probably over for him motivation wise too
>>145213599How did this fight end?
kung fu panda fight week
>>145213622Max is un-heemable
Robert "The Raper" Whittaker
We will never see Alex Pereira’s ground game tested in the UFC (Magomed will strike)
I don't even know what goes on these threads anymore, glad I stopped being a regular on this gay general last yearso anyways awesome fight week
Mixed peanut butter in coffee wouldn't recommend
>>145213599Awww shit my boy Jai "The White Pussy Heemer" Herbert
>>145213651That isn't what I asked
>>145213486Gosh, I forgot
Belel should be cut
>>145213633What happened to this guy? He's another one
>>145213620Isn’t money a motivation? Wasn’t he selling his own clothes to pay bills?
Max verbally heemed Da Crazy Hawaiian. It's over for the midget turkrat.
>>145213658It's always the anons who get the biggest thrill out of this act all nonchalant
>>145213658Nah hyeah, look at da bleedin t'read
how old is Joe Pyfer again?
Now that I think about it the only real test for pereira’s ground game at 205 would be glover kek, or Paul Craig
>>14521370639
>>14521370637
>>145213698why did they cut his titties off? was he a tranny or something?
>>145213708Duckreddit doesn't fight grapplers
>>145213725Not his fault there aren't any grapplers in his division
>>145213720he took steroids and grew boobsthey were very serious about cheating in mma back then
FACT: Magomed Ankalaev declined to fight Alex Pereira at UFC 300.
>>145213746QUACK QUACK QUACK
>>145213720Allegedly he was a servant to a prince who tried to heem his wife and he (a mongol) wasn't having it and might have permaheemed or just heemed the prince
>>145213698No way I am looking at something that was alive, that's a mannequin or something
>>145213761It's called lingchi b
>>145213746Those are ducking words
>>145213755THE MIGHTY DUCK
>>145213769No, these are.
>>145211148uhhh... this is what brazzas look like without beard...
Brazza I only fight during Ramadan you must understand, Chama!
>>145213766That word looks like you misspelled some cut of pasta
This is what Turdpooria will look like after Max is done with him.
Thank God they're not letting rogan near the commentary booth this weekend
>>145213746LMFAO can't fight anywhere his Chechan daddy can't visit how embarrassing
>>145213781thought this was topuria from the thumbnail
>>145213796his last fight was in vegas
>>145213780Pereira is gonna schedule another fight before Ankalaev fights Rakic
Max Holloway has all the makings of the next Chris Benoit. One day we will see a Stake sponsored Kick livestream gone wrong bigly
>>145213801Don't actually fact check me you fucking numpty
>>145213780Belal fought a 5 rounder during Ramadan. If HE can do it, it kind of makes the other brazzas look pathetic, I hate to say.
>Pereira wants to fight Ankalaev to test his ground game (doesn’t matter because Ankalaev will strike)>Ankalaev declined to fight at 300>Dana already hates Ankalaev from the Jan fight, so he gets put through the wringer to earn a title shot.This is the real story.
>>145213817The last thing the VOLKanoburger sees before a demolish it and wash it down with a couple of cold Modelos
>>145213806They're nothing alike Chris was a roided out midcarder that did flying headbutts for a living. Max is literally just a retarded Hawaiian with CTE.
>>145213813Brazza Russians are more halal than Palestinians brazza
>>145213820you forgot >Pereddit says he is taking the rest of the year off >Books a fight with rounpee as soon as Ank is booked >goes life and death with rounpee >is now taking a break until march (Ramadan)
>>145213820Basically yes, also Dana is protecting Pereira who is popular from a though match up
/fa/
Chris Benoit was fucking awesome. Best finisher of all time. Dive headbutting two guys simultaneously and getting a seizure. Based. Went out like a real one too.
>>145213844Life and death with the ghost of Jan and then threating to quit like a little pissbaby because of the decision brazza
>>145213844>>Books a fight with rounpee as soon as Ank is bookedRoundtree vs Pereira was announced before Rakic vs Ankalaev This is another case of believing Dana's lies
>>145213806Max is looking more and more like an islander edition of Tommy Hearns each year
>>145213870>Life and death with the ghost of Janyup pereddit did that as well
>>145213844Pereira wanted to take a break but poofc had to call him to save the day yet againHe unironically got hit ONCE by khalil and had a terrible campHe won’t be gone that long>>145213845It’s not a tough matchup in reality, Magomed will strike
>>145213881pereira beat jan
>>145213858He was like 5'6
>>145213884Pereira said he's not fighting until march and going to make it as hard as possible for Ankalaev to fight him, his words not mine
>>145213884>Magomed will strikeHe is retarded but not that much retarded come on now
>>145213903What?! I thought bobby was samoan or half at least
>>145213905>trust the heckin judges chud
>duuuude this fighter said Fact is Pereira isn't fighting the #1 contender
>Dana waaahh please brazza give me fake belt. When I fight in fixed Russian MMA I always champion. Brazza please Kadyrov will kill my fazza.
>>145213917
>>145213904I’m afraid so.
>>145213926where's alex standing?
>>145213884>Magomed will strikeLol if he strikes with Rakic he will loseRakic is literally training with the guy who was a sparring partner for Fury against Usyk, the guy that slashed him open with a hook
>>145213916His mom is some kind of island chink
>>145213898so?
>>145213926Merab said the same against O'Malley and he is a caucasian retard too
>>145213942So you can't be a real one when you're literally a fantasy race, a dwarf!
>>145213952Merab did strike with O’Malley, his wrestling attack was very subdued compared to previous fights
>>145213803Good. ACKalaev gets heemed by Rakić, anyways.
>>145213961Clean heem
>>145213926he said he'll strike, not that he won't also wrestle
>>145213955false, it only makes you realer
>>145213966He’s also said he won’t shoot a takedown for the first 3 rounds
>>145213837Belal still participated in Ramadan, I'm afraid. Which means he sacrificed even more than one normally would during their pig-out fests on Ramadan. As soon as the sun goes down they stuff their faces in the biggest slop fests out there. Belal actually did it like Muhammad. Sad look for brazzas (white bois).
>>145213967You've given me much to consider...
>>145213791did you post this by accident
>>145213980no
>>145213976brazzas are haram by nature. lazy faggots. starting to realize belals the only real one it would seem.
>>145213976Belal grew up in chicago, he isn't devout. They don't take a break from fighting because it's physically impossible, they do it to focus on religion
>>145213976belal is genetically as white as the mountain rats (0%)
heeminder ratlip did a camp during ramadan once and he said he’d never do it again because it was too hard
we use little bit PED brazza u know dis
>>145213999talmbout the guy that goes to his deathbed every cold?
>>145213999Ramadan is just intermitent fastingIts actually healthyBut not stuffing your face at 3-4am with all the possible food
>>145214018>>145214018>>145214018
>>145213967This is a good point
cyril gane wouldn't make the same mistake he did against jones again i'm sure he'd be able to stop the takedown attempts and he'd knock him out on the first round jones just got lucky the first time
>>145212507
>>145213844>Pereddit says he is taking the rest of the year offFact: pereira has fought more times this year than ankleACKev has since he fought jan in 2022
