heem jared cannonier fight week
>>145214018Nah hnyeah
whos jared fighting?
BEAUTIFUL SHOTS EDDIE
The Cannon Man obliges
>>145214037whittaker
>>145213991Nah, if you know what Ramadan is, you would know Belal performed it the way it was intended. Brazzas, like khabib wake up early, pig out, "fast" the rest of the day and really pig out at night. Belal may not be the most devout, but he knows the true meaning of Ramadan and has done it better than them all. Such a sad look for the brazzas. But I'm still a fan of them! Belal's just simply better.
good thread
no freemasons allowed
BIG PISS ON RAMADAN THAT'S IT
>>145214042You think Meatball Molly ever gets so drunk she forgets she's gay and gives Patty a quick hum?
>>145214052>source: bunch of bullshit I just made up
>mewn>fown>sphur>iowa level
Rakic will heem
The Quran literally has tips for how to deal with diarrhoea during Ramadan written into it lmfao
>>145214058Stop watching porn
Meet me at Piccadilly Station
the brazzas are the lower tier in the muslim hierarchy anyway right?
BIG DIARRHEA ON THE KURAN THAT'S IT
>>145214078No mate, I'm #goonsquad for life.
Rakić? Yeah, I'm thinking Rakić heems.
ili aptorah finna die
wmma fighters that just dont know how beautiful they are?
>>145214086Yeah no Arab would ever let their daughter marry a brazza
put em up
>>145214111
Odio il kebab e il ramadamMando a fanculo quel porco di AllahBevo la birra in quantità industrialeMangio il maiale fino a crepare
>>145214018
>>145214142THAT'S IT
>>145214144Belal levelled up after training with team Khabib, now he's champ and Puque is a washed CTE bum
I remember i had a picture of sonic the hedgehog with a muslim turban saying "gotta go fast"Wish someone would photoshop any brazzas head on sonic any time they pull the ramadan cadrd
>>145214136Finnish rose
>>145214144based
>>145214152Levelel up = Khabitch steroid program
>>145214142Cossa fai nella Italia, Khabib?
>>145214163Dat nigga heemed
>>145214142Kebab isn't so bad b rest of the post is good
>>145214168>brazilian crying about roiders
Dana can't let all the division to have mudslime champs otherwise ufc will just take a 2 month break each year.
>>145214173Kek
nick diaz bros...
>>145214144Having Blol Mamed as a champion is surreal.
Ngannou true HW champ
favorite fighter?favorite WWE superstar?for me BROOOCK LESNAR
>brazzas when ramadan hits
>>145214208chiraq militant punk
>>145214177
what does it mean if you cant get a word in edge wise?
>>145214220Hes doing a come back?
BREAKING NEWS: BEDTIME MMA HAS PICKED MAX HOLLOWAY TO BEAT ILIA TOPURIA AT UFC 308
>>145214218why are brazilets so weak against muslims?
sweeb>>145214018>145214018>>145214018>>145214018>>145214018>>145214018
>>145214228You fight O'Malley injured and lose your belt
>>145214184Would never happen anyway
me vs janny
As heemed as heemed can be
>>145214254Based
>>145214261more of an early stoppage tko
I would like to see Pereira actually fight Ankalaev and beat him, but Rakic heeming Ankalaev would be the funniest outcome.
>>145214261Oi oi oi voteta heem
>>145214269>early lol why do u want Islam to die so badly?
>>145214233This is a Lucas Tracy board
>>145214296lucas and bedtime are friends :)
>>145214301whats wrong with being disabled?
>>145214290brutal tko
https://x.com/grabaka_hitman/status/1848456767925326283?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ>abduraSHITov
>>145214296I thought this was a Fighting Fairy board?
>solves boxing
>>145214339Dangerously based
>>145214329Based
>>145214333This is a Guru larry board
>>145214329Absolutely based.
>>145214339That was clean as fuck
>>145214329>>145214339>i’d knock an mmanlet before they even had the chance to ki-ACKKKK
>>145214339Very nice a pleasurable watch
>>145214056Isn't he one of those black Israelite types
>>145214339someone do the needful and post this in the pillowpoofter general
>>145214339What a sore loser
>>145214402Nobody posts thereBut please do link it here i wanna laugh
>>145214329I can't watch boxing anymore after watching mma but saying this feels infantile somehowAll the swaying and weaving doesn't work if you're not wearing giant pillow gloves, nevermind kicking you can just shove anyone doing that shit to the ground
FACT: Ankalaev has fought two times since he fought jan in 2022, soon to be 3 times and Pereira has fough 3 times in 2024.
>>145214329>these faggots in the replieskmfao
>>145214402>>145214426Already done b go reply to my posts
>>145214119Max has no way to break this defense.
>>145214470can’t you do anything right you unfunny fat poofter
>>145214329>>145214339Kek
>>145214339what a faggot
>>145214476I'm not fat
>>145214501then why do you have sleep apnea?
>>145214329>>145214339It’s about sending a message
>>145214501All spammy knows how to do is project. We've known this.
>>145214494oh yeah? *kicks your head off*
>>145214329Skleem
This is about the 4th or 5th time I’ve seen brazzas resort to kicking in a boxing match kek little bitches they are
>>145214529pillowpoofter revved
>>145214505To be fair while overweight people are the most likely to have sleep apnea, thin but sedentary people with poor blood circulation can also have similar symptoms to overweight people.Imagine being thin but still have sleep apnea.
>>145214533all the other times have been bare knuckle actually
>>145214522*ducks and spears you*
Don't have the hapnea neither
>>145214551anymore
>>145214083Ankalaev has defeated 0 fighters in this image
>>145214564And won't defeat anyone in that image either.
>>145214551do you still eat 2 XL pizzas?
Hapdude Chandler
>>145214564B-bbbut he is brazza and best fighter inshallah>gets heemed by rakic
Ape Chandler
it really bums me out that if not for Alex, Jan would be nearing undisputed light heavyweight GOAT status.
Ip Chandler.
>>145214581>2 XL pizzasWhats the point in over stuffing your ass with this much foodIts not even enjoyable after you eat one, never understood overweight people
>>145214623He lost to glover before fighting alex.
>>145214623Ankalaev would've spanked him even worse in the rematch
>>145214037
https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1848445387364774139?s=46&t=LaXijqKOrlve8hTa9eN90wmerab will "accept the fight", has yet to say if he actually wants the fight or cares about being challenged to prove his legacy or just wants to beat up cans
>>145214168true>>145214183also factual
>>145214218>THE 39yo roidmidget
anyone else ready to lose some money this weekend
>>145214623Glover's son
.
I'm watching back some Rat shit fight to see if he can beat Ank and the fucker went life and death with Devin Clark.The way I see it, Rakic will start by bating up Magomed leg until he suddely gets tko
>>145214670thoughts on MMA? UFC 308? Combat sports?
New rule addes to ufc"if a fighter just becomes a mma champ for the first time, and the fight wasnt close and there is no immediate rematch, the new champ can choose to fight a can that is around the 5th place of the ranking in the division to boost his morale and poasibly give a chanve to turn the division up side downThe new champ can't choose a can and has to either do a rematch or fight the first guy on the rankings"
who is the dana white (fighter) of mma
>>145214688I could've told you 0% Jamahal Hill without watching a single MMA fight
>>145214726Smiff
>>145214729MMA?
>>145214735How would you even reach your conclusion?
>>145214741thoughts on MMA? UFC 308? Combat sports?
>>145214747I mean just look at him for one
>>145214757
>>145214758Combat sports?
can you guys stopyou're compromising the integrity of the thread
>>145214764"coffee is good for you"
>>145214758mate the real spammy had several proxies all over the world and would spam literal scat pics for hours on end
>>145214777heh
???????
Hypothetically, if Ankalaev beats Rakic and then beats Pereira, this could legitimately mark the beginning of the end for the UFC.
>>145214792more spanish than turdlip
>>145214792Hate him and Tuivasa, fucking hecking wholesome fat disgusting no skill bum.
>>145214705This reads like a yu gi oh card
>>145214792he was born on an american military base in spain, and its a little joke
Hypothetically, if Ankalaev exploded this could mark the beginning of a new era for the UFC. The explosion era.
>>145214803He's German according to the UFC
>>145214802Another champion that fights once per year would be a disaster for the current mma landscape.
the bean kicked in
>>145214785I often find him in my thoughts. I wonder where he may be. Who he may be stalking. If he's looking at the same heems as I am. A lost man but which among us doesn't know that pain. I hope if he sees this he remembers that I'd lay him the fuck out in person.
Ankalaev has 6 finishes in 10 UFC wins, Rakic has 2 in 6. Guess who is heeming who according to the retards at heem.com.
>>145214785Real spammy died
>>145214827
>>145214837theyre both bums whove heemed nobody of value
>>145214826Not only that but Pereira is one of the UFC's biggest drawls and he has the potential to fight a superfight with Aspinall. Ankalaev is a boring bum with no future and nobody is going to want to tune in to watch him fight.
>>145214839
Ankaleav should be cut.
>>145214785I rememberHe did love the swedish flag for some reason
THEORY: Javid Basharat and Farid Basharat are the same person.
Wow! Oh my god! No! What the hell? Wow. Oh my god! No way! Fuck off. This can’t be happening right now. He’s holding him! How’s he doing this? Oh my god! Fuck off.
>>145214837Ikram had 6 finishes and was coming off back to back heems when Rob (who hadn't had a finish since he fought Jacare Souza) heemed him dead.
>>145214852Why didn’t Mike just Hapsplode against Charles or Dustin?
The year is 2025. The champs are : Umar Nurmagomedov, Merab Dvalishvil, Usman Nurmagomedov ( LW PFL transfer ), Islam Makhachev ( moved to WW ), Khamzat Chimaev ( MW ) , Magomed Ankalaev ( LW ) , Tom Aspinall Interim HW Champ , JJ scheduled a boxing match against Jake Paul for the TikTok title and wont relinquish the strap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUUcSNOMgK0
The year is 2025. The chimps are : Umar Nurmagomedov, Merab Dvalishvil, Usman Nurmagomedov ( LW PFL transfer ), Islam Makhachev ( moved to WW ), Khamzat Chimaev ( MW ) , Magomed Ankalaev ( LW ) , Tom Aspinall Interim HW Chimp , JJ scheduled a boxing match against Jake Paul for the TikTok title and wont relinquish the strap.
>that freak is ugly that freak is fucking disabled-get the ugly disabled freak out of my face- get that ugly disabled freak away from me now- right now!! I dont wanna look at his garbled up obese bloated body or his rancid disabled atrophy legs! I dont wanna LOOK at him!
>>145214936
>>145214936bro set a record for insignificant strikes
Colby Covington is not a top 5 welterweight.
we need to see merab defend against chito
Colby is still Interim Champion according to your dumbfuck logic with Aspinal.
>>145214965he's pretty good desu , losing to leon and usman doesn't make you a bum
>>145214976wronghe failed to unify his championship against kamaru usman
>>145214976In what way? He fought Kamaru Usman and lost.
The big problem with welterweight is all the top guys got old at the same time.
>>145214979>>145214987colbitch's interim belt was stripped long before he ever fought usman
>>145214976shut up retrard
>>145214997he still had it in spirit. now he has nothing but the throes of regret
>>145214921>Magomed Ankalaev ( LW )BRUTAL weight cut
>>145214785He doesn't care he just comes here in between getting gaped by dogs to goon to being told that he's a diseased transvestite pedophile.
>Covington was briefly linked to a title unification bout with the then champion Tyron Woodley on September 8, 2018, at UFC 228.[41] However, Covington was unable to compete on that date due to recent nasal surgery. As a result, UFC officials turned their attention to arranging a bout between Woodley and Darren Till to fill the headlining spot. In turn, promotional officials indicated on July 24 that Covington would be stripped of the Interim UFC Welterweight Championship, once the bout between Woodley and Till took place.This is the reasoning Chael and his retard fans are using for Aspinall getting stripped lmfao
>>145215025Wrong True but barely wutShan't
Dricus only won the fight because of 2 dick twitches at the end of round 3.
>>145215034No part of my post was a question, or open for discussion whatsoever.
>>145215060Idc lol
>wins by decision>gets cut
>>145214443Boxing is definitely the most overrated """martial art""" ever. It has a million rules protecting itself and due to the money it generates from rigged fights, it can leverage that into manipulated rulesets in mixed discipline fights, like those MUAY THAI VS BOXER bullshit matches where if you read the rules, it's just boxing. Shit like guards don't really work without giant pillows on your fist and a wrapped wrist to keep it from exploding.
>>145215070Based.
>>145214827I'm not sure Chandler has ever even thrown that kick in a fight before this one
>jon is the only black champI really wanted to hate Tom now I'm in a pickle.
>>145215070Was a funny meme fight to go out on I guess, he nutkicked, eyepoked, and pantsed his opponent but otherwise did no real damage and wonHim and Jake Hadley were a project that were eventually going fight each other after being built up, both were too shit for that to ever materialise though
>>145215070fookin pie eater
>>145215103Cutting Alpha Ginger was unironically the worst buisiness decision the UFC has made in recent memory.
Belal ragdolling Leon really cemented Colbussy as the biggest KWAB in UFC history
Oh great you whiny faggots are arguing about race on the week of an actually important PPV with fantastic fights
>mexican-american>ugly convict tattoos>dad killed in shootout 10 years ago>fighting for la familia and his community >3 cousins in jail>drives a GMC>both wife and coach always in corner>asks for bonus during post-fight interviewI absolutely hate mexicans.
>Schaubed VolkanovskySOON
>>145215162See >>145215025
>>145215166Stop crying all the time nigga
>>145214901he did they just werent flushed bums like poony
>>145215172Stfu xneed
>>145214792imagine if bisping repped cyprus as a little joke, or think of it the same way as cumfart repping sweden.
Schaubius Maximus
>>145214936i thought kolbe died
To put it simply, Max Holloway is a hurricane, but Ilia Topuria is a tornado
>>145215241ducking garry is a fate worse than death
RIP ili aptoro
>>145215247
>>145215229What I do to cro cop haters
max is a turd smear in the toilet but ilia is a well aimed stream of piss
>>145215261What's your point?
>>145215272Max causes Ilia
>>145215238that's Schaubius Maximus Mexicanus you fucking pleb put some hespect on his name
>>145214052Yeah Khabib always got fat as fuck during Ramadan. Blaw's built different.
>>145215209bisping is a polish man representing britain even though he was born in cyprus
>>145215275Someone in a hurricane doesn't have a 100% chance of getting hit by a tornado
>>145215277on average they all get fatter over ramadan
>>145215276Schaub is pure blooded german b
Schaub is Turkish and he KO'd Cro Cop
>>145215287Someone in a hurricane has a 100% chance of being hit by a hurricane
Diego Lopes is the eye of the storm
>>145215304Yup
>>145215271>mexican proverbs centered on maid work
schaub is schaubish
Y’all must’ve forgot
Schauboglabotribin
>>145215318soft
>>145215318this the guy who died of aids?
>>145214339Based heemer
Hurricanes create cumulative damage that don't destroy everything in its path but rather weather it down with torrential downpour and wind, tornadoes are immediately devastating to anything in their path but last for a shorter amount of time
>>145215342yeah but hurricanes create tornadoes
>>145215342
>>145215333Strength comes from the back
>>145215352So the tornado is the hurrican's son
>>145215352Not all the time, most of the time someone in a hurricane will never even see a tornado
max is a beast but ilia is a peach
ilia only needs 1 but max only needs 2000
100% of the time a hurricane creates a tornado. It's called a hurricane tornado.
I'd buy the UFC PPV if there was a Gooby commentary track he recorded from his house on his fewn
Ilia only needs to land 1 2000 times but max only needs to land 2000 punches once.
I'd buy the UFC PPV if they fired joe rogan
>>145215376emmet only needs one. look at what an actual power puncher did to mitchell, and look at poopiturd's performance.
For me it's tsunamis.
>>145215399Talmbout his performance when he 50-44ed emmett?
to beat ilia you simply need to be perfect for 25 minutes and never get caughteasy
>>145214683This is not a bad bet
Frenchie are you still there?
ilia is ngubu but max is gane
>>145215406oh wow, he hit him that many times and couldn't finish... this absolutely btfos my argument about not having crazy power. I kneel to the power of the IC4 brain.
Ilia is Dricus and Max is Adesanya
>>145215384There have historically been multiple hurricanes that produced no tornadoes
ilia is brendan schaub and max is cro cop
>>145215419now that's just distasteful, Illia's kid was just born
ilia is volk and max is ilia
>>145215436
>>145215435damn i forgot about that
tillia pooporrhea
>>145215292roman generals were named for their conquests and schaub's conquests were messigan as shit b
How much better do we think Max Holloway is than the Black Country Banger?
>>145215452Just pictured Schaub deep dicking this kms
>>145215292Aryan as fuck, Prussian/German ethnicity.
>>145215464Schaub is unironically physically attractive
>koing flushed daughter induced alcholism volk a day after getting head kicked by pisslam means that you are featherweight magumbo
>>145215452What I would do for an evening with Mrs. Schaub and Mrs. Vick
Does this look like Ilia Topuria to you?
I-I-Iliya Artur-Toptoro liiya Topurio Oid grab em by da scruff 'a da ches an BAP BAP BAP
>volk got flushed by a tko bro
Max is covid but Ilia is the vax
Jean Silva moving up a weight class and beating the shit out of Drew Dober was more impressive than Ilia Topuria moving up a weight class and going life and death with Jai Herbert
>>145215481reminder: if you can heem schaub his woman will leave him for you
Kek, what a shook bitch.
>>145215463Hopefully a lot better, for his sake
>>145215463We gon find out sahada nay.
>>145215498He'd only need to be about 5% better to finish Turdporia thoughever.
>>145215490>age >alcoholism >a chin that was obviously going already but I also mentioned it being so soon after, which means that even if he could he didn't really have any time to unflush himself, don't play dumb.
>>145215510Skelly FW max has no power>inb4: he heckin heemed the decrepit festering rotted bloated corpse of Korean zombum
it's over
>>145215513>Flushed by a tkoNo one forced volk to take the fight against topuria when he did.
Who you got?
Korean Zombie dogwalks Topuria.
>>145215527and wtf does that have to do with his flushed status whether or not he was "forced to take the fight "?
>>145215533I dunno but either of these broads can twarowska on me any day
Why didn’t max just KO volk? Is he stupid?
>>145215513>alcoholismwhen he said he was drinking every day he meant like a beer with dinner. he was just coping.
No you don't understand he beat Josh freakin Emmett
>>145215549you probably can't even legally drink in poosa if you believe that kek
>>145215538Being flushed by a tko/the fight being so soon after being tko'd is the cope people desperately try to force.If he was that hurt by a instant tko (obviously less damage than being battered and then tko'd) taking a fight that no one forced him to take is no one's fault but his.
>>145215549source?
>>145215491Max 50-45 in a massive letdown after infinite hype confirmed
There was a WMMA fighter recently who had such a rough weight cut that she fell into a coma, and has still been in a coma for over a month now. She's a PFL fighter. No one including the usual guys who talk about PFL like Ariel and Luke have mentioned her once.
Khamzat is gonna ******* ***** Whittaker in his **** ****** ********** and then **** ** **.
>>145214075I don’t get fasting diarrhea until about hour 60
>>145215526>white babyshe broke the kayfabe
Blessed is he who sits in the cuck chair
max won the second fight
>>145215567>the islam ko is the only possible contributing factor to a 36yo with 30 pro fights being flushedhim being forced to take the fight or not is irrelevant, it has nothing to do with what I said.
>>145215604Remind us how many pro fights max has
>need tech tip>open video>ai text to audio or indian voice>close video
>>145215604go back to sucking dicks on reddit
https://streamable.com/9o7yk8
>>145215618I appreciate the invite b but I won't be joining you
>>145215648dis doo lookin zeemed
if max doesn't out class artorio then it's over. i don't see max taking a clean shot from topurio not many can.
>>145215696ugly bogged pitbull
HOLY CHAMA! HE'S LIKE-LIKE THE HECKIN FEATHERWEIGHT NGANNOU
>>145215696She looks like she works at Target.
>>145215708is this ariel hawani?
>>145215648he has enough crust around his brain now that he's theoretically unheemable
47 days until Gane fights.
>>145215696>man jaw >hap nose >darker than gane after spending a year in the sahara
>>145215730dont be racist
>>145215745this little bitch gets bopped by Connor.
Was edging to this to fight and it is indeed a draw
>>145215733this was the man who gave khabitch is toughest fight. just how bad is lightweight?
>>145215753>just how bad is lightweight?go to sleep volk
>today + 7>every post is 'lol what idiot boyed ilia' and 'b-b-bumzat, amirite, a-always boyed bobb-o knucky"
>>145215753ray longo solved khabib
>>145215757can't do that mate, i've got burgers to cook for my youtube channel. dont forget to like and subscribe to see more caravan ads
>>145215758Zest and Zestier
>>145215758Damn, look how far DDP had to bend to hear Ilia's tiny voice.
>>145215744i was describing all of her beautiful spanish features b, the hatred is in your head not mine.
>>145215498this is exactly how he's going to ragdoll max
Maxcels and roblets are turning this place into r/MMA
>>145215758two zesty ass niggas. the ufc needs real men like max holloway and sean strickland to be champs
>>145215772so you mean the guy you have gay fantasies about and the guy you have even more gay fantasies about?
>>145215758Me in the white shirt with the sling posting on heem
>real men like sean strickraped
Volk is suicidal and been spiraling into the depths of insanity after he was robbed vs Islam.Ilia didn't beat Volk, only mental illness could.
>>145215787if you didn't get raped or beat up by your dad you're not a real man. pussy liberal bitch
>>145215784Nothing to fantasize about with DDP he kissed a man on the lips repeatedly and be getting cock checked
>>145215780you and that american are literal faggots b, you are reddit incarnate
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
>>145215799>pussy liberal bitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY0eUQ06Q2g
>>145215797>me mental elf
>>145215797You mean that fight where Islam won 4 rounds? His mental illness must be very severe
>>145215807*week's
>h-huhSOON
>>145215800gayboy
>>145215810buy an ad
>>145215391Daner take note. This is what heemsters desire.
>>145215391what do you mean you don't buy PPVs? you aren't illegally streaming all the events are you?
>>145215812Joe Rogan said Volk won. I trust my good buddy Joe over 3 random faggots.
>>145215832o course meit
Topuria wins even though Max has the height advantage, reach advantage, speed advantage, better boxing, better footwork, better team, more experience, better wrestling, better submission offense, better submission defence, and an unbreakable chin because uhhhh topuria tko'd short turnaround volk with a fluke punch after losing the first round.
my gf says toptoro kind of looks like zayn from one direction...
that torporio reminds me of that retard artem lobov; two little retards.
thawlts?
LOOKIT DA MEWN
>>145215839He also said Masvidal would Heem GSP and that Ronda beats Floyd in a boxing match
>>145215849But has Max seen the deep wadders Ilia has?
>>145215867no because max wouldnt try to counter a head kick with a left hook
>>145215849You made half of these up
Damn Topooriacells are really out in full force today
>>145215860I can't believe my personal favorite conspiracy is actually taking off mainstream. Conor couldn't be more based. Long story short scientists have no FUCKING idea how the moon works and every time something changes they re-write the rules and claim it's always been that way.
when did you guys start watching mma? for me it was UFC 196 (more specifically it was picrel. my buddy got me into it through the intrigue of an unnaturally polite gigachad autismo rather than peak mcgregor mania which was happening at the exact same time)
>>145215878Nevertheless
>>145215900cm punk got me into mma
>>145215885Kek, what a shook bitch.
>>145215900stop saying mma, we only watch UFC here.
We watch combat sports here.
>>145215925>UFCwdwtch
>>145215925That is not true! I also watch Power Slap and BKFC
Power crap
If I say Chin, Case, can you leave? Only one of us is gonna walk out of this room, oooon scathed, and it's big brown.
>>145215933>I also watch Power Slapbased trailer park retard
>>145215858>he doesnt know
All my boyz are brutal but kunnin'
>>145215933
>>145215949mork cause he's a crafty vet. just look at those battle scars
Is topuria getting a sub against max out of the question? i'd think so, but that's how he got most of his wins.
>>145215949erd it bowf wayz, innit
>>145215949You have AGP.
@145215949forced meme, kys
>>145215957he'd have to win to get a sub
>>145215958Talmbout GorkaMorka? Shhh, he is legend.
IG for me.
I cant properly predict a fight that one of my boys is in. Any other eye test bros have this problem?
>>145215957I remember looking at max’s record when someone asked what would’ve happened if he fought Khabib and realised he hasn’t fought any wrestlers apart from washed flyweight edgar, it’s impossible to say how good at defending that style he is
MESBG FC is the superior promotion
>>145215972No, I have excellent pick rate and my level of expertise only increases with regards to my boyz.
there’s more to mma discussion than just picking/predicting fights
when im playing sparking zero i always have a little connor on my shoulders telling me to "stand my base" and then i usually win.
Stand you're based /heem/Stand, yer fookin based.
>>145216010For example AGP, zoophilia, incontinence, toxic epidermal necrosis, mental illness
>>145216010>I have a small white penis
>>145216027Keep it on topic schizo freak.
We have now have confirmation that poosman was thoroughly cooked by belal on his bodcasthttps://x.com/champrds/status/1848416482520383489?
>draws a card>its relinquished>mfw when this sataday
>>145214339UFC needs to sign this man
>>145214018my picks?conor mcgregorconor mcgregorconor mcgregorconor mcgregorconor mcgregorconor mcgregor
>>145216036My nigga Maximilian finna send Ilia-boy to tha shadow realm.
>>145216032>there is more to sneed than feed and seed Beast of an on topic post
>>145216035What supposedly happened?
>>145216036>tfw don't watch gay cartoons for faggots so i don't get the meme
>>145216041Incredible photo, may I download this my friend?
>>145216047I'm afraid you'll find that the rules do not apply to me.
>>145216055not always about you la
>>145215847How do i get an upper body like mcgregor And obviously without the gay sex
>>145216055no, that's a cartoon for kids, you on the other hand watch gay porn for faggots.
>>145216093look at da mewn
Stop, you'll get him revved again
>>145216089
>>145216100no, i only watch heems
>>145214329SUPER DUPER FUPER MUPER BAASED
>>145216123m8 you have admitted to not even watching poofc. all you do is scroll fighter's instagrams for goon material and call men "daddy".
>>145216093just have a small waistline. i look like mcgregor and never touched a weight in my life.
>>145216133you've got me confused with this poster here >>145216120
>Hes getting revved, Joe he's getting revved bad out there...
>>145216052Belal talked shit on the pod, usman got mad, they threw hands and belal mogged him
dookie really said topuria is essentially gaethje
>>145216146>>145216123>>145216120All me
>>145216135Hm a 46 waist probably wont help
>>145216153not true at all
>>145216153is he wrong?
>>145216176Yes topuria can boxGoatse just swings haymakers with his eyes closed
>>145216180>Topuria can box LMFAO
gaethje would knock topuria out cold just like he did to max
>>145216180KEK. Fiziev would heem turdpoopia in a kickboxing match.
>>145216176yes, gaethje hits hard (80% KO/TKO rate) whereas toporio does not (33% KO/TKO rate)
>>145215973Would be very anticlimactic and hilarious if he easily lost that way
>>145216195>>145216186Keep seething, you’ll see on Saturday lol
>>145215604>the islam ko is the only possible contributing factor to a 36yo with 30 pro fights being flushedExcept that is exactly what you said and been saying for months to discredit topuria >>145215477 but yeah i get that your statements are so retarded that you can't help but backpedal.To claim that volk was flushed by a tko or whatever other headcanon you have is cope specially because many anons including you were saying before their fight that the islam fight would have no negative impact on volk but ofcourse the narrative changed when he schaubrealm'd volk.
>>145216052black fragility most likely. belawl probably made fun of ossman for getting heemed by peon and ossman probably started crying
>>145215858trash. Petrosyan is going to grapple to a decision. Ilia will win a split decision
>>145216213>Except that is exactly what you said and been saying for months to discredit topuriathere's more than one canuck, but I can stop reading as I know you are seething over a perceived slight to your boyfriend
>>145216186>>145216195can't believe you retards are making me agree with the neet muhammad but saying topuria can't box either means you're actually fucking retarded or you've never spent even a single week at a gym. in all likelihood it's both
OHHHHHH HE POSTED IT TWICE
>>145216230I can’t believe you’re making me agree with mexicope but you’ve been spamming the same shit everyday for months. You have TDS ( topuria derangement syndrome)
anyone remember the poster that used to call everybody he disagreed with a "zilch"? whatevuh happind theyuh?
Topuria vs Holloway will be essentially the same fight as Dickus vs Strickland. Topuria will win a split decision using his grappling and people will say Holloway got robbed
>>145216237Keep this post in mind when Holloway 50-45s him. And while you're at it take some notes on someone who can actually box.
pakimong must not know turdlip is beefing with pisslam
>>145216152>>145216221peaches b
>>145216237Bro he has clean technique, but that does not make a good or effective boxer. Lil nigga literally threw a left hook counter to a head kick (the hook looked great kek), his eyes were close in the volk finishing sequence while he spammed a bunch of missed punches until one connected. People acting like the gap between him and yogart in mma striking is huge are dummies.
>>145216282nigga is u stoopid. beterbiev just beat bivol. does that mean bivol can't box? usyk just beat fury. does that mean fury can't box? yo mama gotta take your internet pass away damn y'all internet losers go full retard with no nuance er damn time
The Scottish retard is so deranged and cope-based in his MMA opinions he can’t fathom picking who you think will win a fight lol
>>145216299the other guy is lying, it was an online argument. no one threw hands.
>>145216304>his eyes were close in the volk finishing sequence while he spammed a bunch of missed punches until one connectedshow the proof, little man
bro answers to "pakimong" lmfao
>>145216311Bivol can box in the sense that he boxes professionally, but no, he dances. Tyson fury knows how to throw a flicker jab and wear his gloves above his wrists, but can't box.
>>145216325never heard of asshole projection b?
>>145216230>Y y y y-you are seething>Proceeds to project Kwabnada
>>145216304Garth just throws 1-2 huge haymakers and then he’s horribly out of position Topuria backed volk up to the cage with combinations until he had nowhere to go, you really have no idea what you’re watching
>>145216348no what is that?
New spammy persona just dropped.
>>145216344you and the leaf dork are morons fr
>>145216304>Not a good or effective boxer>Undefeated with mostly finishesIt was the kick that was the counter retard.
>>145216372Not an argument, I win.
>>145216371meticulously crafted bait
>>145216383Do you feel like a winner?
>>145216371Slovenia is spammy.
>>145216390Yes.
>>145216361it's like a telemetry heem there's video of some starcraft player catching it from his opponent
your thawlts on super hyped wmma prospect Jewelz Blu?
>>145216354>Bro he missed some haymakers several fights ago and gets hit sometimes>It doesn't matter that he improves in every fight, the deficiencies that he had 10 fights ago are all that matter even though said deficiencies weren't bad enough to make him lose >but they will this time
>>145216523estas confundido, chico?
Holloway walked down the lightweight Ngannou and heemed him deadTopuria walked down the worst lightweight in the UFC and nearly diedLevels.
liddl bit eazy filter brazza
>discussing some midget cutbabby fights>when Brendan Schaub and Nate Diaz are embroiled in internet beefOur Excellency, please make the fight the fans really want.
>>145216593I really really dislike this thread
Not using the early cuckthread
we don use that thread here
Should I save us with a less gay OP?
Lets wait for the next thats not early
>>145216618please
>>145216618Yes
>>145216648>>145216649>>145216649>>145216649
not using that either
Are we recycling this thread now until it hits 500
