thawlts on super hyped wmma prospect Penelope "Looks like Joanna Schaub" Woods?
>>145216649nah yeah, look at the soize of it
Now THIS is the thread
>>145216672Better not see you in here then.
>h-huh?imminent
why does topuria have spammy so revved?
>>145216709Artem Lobov retard
>>145216709>let's keep spamming the one time he ate a clean shot while fighting a weight class up>let's not mention that he iced the other guy after recoveringdumb shit like this is why people irl ignore you. you think you're funny but really you're just an annoying cunt
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
mcgregor without the beard is just marc goddard
>>145216709>left hook to the knee to tear the ligamentsrevolutionaryan artist even
Blessed Man Forever.
>>145216748Em em ay goo-rou,
bruh
>mfw run into Nate Diaz and 15 other gang goons on the street
>>145216871Shookest Mother Effer
>>145216757he intended to incapacitate his opponent by hitting his funny bone but he was too focused on being precise he didn't notice the head kick coming from the opposite side
When is fairy gonna post her pixie picks for 308?
what in the world
Submission Radio just dropped a 308 breakdown, but it's with Puke Dumbass.
Animal. Beast, even.
>>145216949when you think a stall is empty and push open the door that some retard didn't lock
Look at this scared little bitch. Some people legitimately think that this is the guy to beat Jon Bones Jones. Pathetic!
>>145216959Loog isn't too bad when he strictly talks MMA.
>a left headkick coming towards my head? oh yay finally an opportunity to invest in a body shot
>>145216967Lol.
>>145216739Holloway fought up too and outclassed a top 3 guy and put him out cold. Didn't go life and death with the bottom of the barrel like Diddlyia
>>145217024TurdGOD tanked that shitand then ate it
>>145217145I still cannot believe that he put a munster like Herbert out like that...
>>145217186Levels.>>145217203Also levels.
The headkick will be there for Max Holloway
Do I eat some scrambled eggs or do I buy a whole pizza for myself? My body's sorta craving carbs right now y'know
>>145217186>dozens of perfectly timed and precise power hands>1 knockdownwow Bitchpuria got pillows in those hands
>>145216679Sticc Zestmaxxing
perchazka
>>145216987fear of bbc
>>145217362I forgot this fight happened
All the stars are here
>>145217362Healthy Rakić heems.
Rak gets the title shot, Ank gets Jiri.
>>145217394Awww shit my nigga Baron Corbin
Ankalaev is getting Mokaev'd and will be cut after winning his title eliminator
>>145217424Dana would be too real if he did
Uncle Aev heems
Zelenskyy should shoot a missile at Chimaev's plane. That'd be a good use of my tax dollars.
>>145217018Yurp.
>>145217317that's why he has a comparable ko percentage to leon edwards and ben askren
>>145217465Zatdaddy would shoot his big missile up your tight butthole faggot
To this day I still don't know if Ankaleav is a first name, last name, or nickname. And that's why he can't be champion, and he won't even get the opportunity to try.
>>145217568OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145217465Zelenskike should KHS and so should you!
>>145217362Very strange watching him in Rizin, before he added all the memes to his persona
>>145217616
>>145217465You should fuck him. That’d be a good use of your asshole.
people forgot josh emmett had arturio diving for legs in the fifth round
>>145217656
Brendan Schaub would snap Nate Diaz neck. But it's all good tho!
>>145217833Why was Nate talking shit in the first place?
>>145217833Why didn’t he when he the chance?
>>145217911
Luke Thomas has the awkward combo of actually being an engaging MMA analyist to listen to while also having moments of faggotry.
HEY ASSHOLE DODGE THIS BONK SKADOOSH SKADOOSH
>>145218018man, Brad Frevola sucks
>>145217911Schaub is a consummate professional not a retarded wigger.
Ah fuck, forgot to buy washer fluid.
>>145218106chama!
>>145218037Schaub is a faggot coward and you’re an even bigger faggot for liking him
>>145218125Definitely not a hecking chama moment.
>>145218106
I can heem you all
>>145218135Fuck you bitch ahh nigguh I'll like who I want Schaub is based
>>145218200>ahhOMG fuck off zoomie
>>145218219dis bih 'eethin' lmao
All the stars are here!
>>145218245You posted this already
>>145218286I just got here
>>145217394>she forgot to wear pants
>>145216649Cameron Saaiman status?
>>145218327its like one of those dreams
>>145218321I already saw that Sean O’Malleypost Either it’s a repost or you copied it. Either scenario makes you look like an asshole.
>>145218363Good for you man
>>145217394It's hard to convince a regular person that the guy in the middle would beat the living shit out of the guy on the left
>>145218327She left em at my place
>>145218385Vet your posts next time or I’ll heem you head in. Bitch.
>heem you head inOOOOOHHHHHH HE HEEMED HIMSELF
topuria vs holloway is actually a pretty good card
If Max doesn’t answer Ilia’s point down he’s a pussy
Man if Holloway gets slept I'm just gonna masturbate right then and there and go to bed
>>145218532this but irregardless of outcome perhaps even before card conclusion
>Volkanovski vs Holloway 4
https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1848444848174456833Merab wants the Sean rematchWhen have you ever seen a reigning champion ask for a fucking rematch when they won the first fight?What a ducking bitch
>>145218600I've been trying to convince Dana for years to cut this faggot.
>>145218600usman and masvidal comes to mind :)
>>145218600who should he fight then, mario batista?
imagine if he cared about mma
>>145218600pretty cringe move but its probably the biggest money fight for him so whatever
>>145217988everyone good has a fatal flaw like ariel, etc.
>>145218600 Based easy money merob
>>145218600He got his ribs cracked by a hipless gassed O'Malley, he seems to want to prove he can beat O'Malley when he is healthy which i can respect.That said O'Malley probably won't be ready until march so idk if it will be his next fight.
look you beat the can man cory canhagen you get a title fight thats how this thing works
yadong is heeming umar
>>145218791Sean is the brittlest champ of all time surpassing even Dom
>>145218817Is that fight even confirmed, apparently yadong had no idea he signed to fight Umar.
i feel like khamzat having aids and the amount of time between each of his fights always makes people think he'll perform worse than he does
>>145218874I hope be bankrupts Kadyrov with the medical bills
>>145218874I mean you're right but he has been performing worse, not as bad as individuals make it seem but still.
>>145218874This, plus reddit really hates him for being friends with kaddy
>>145218874outside of the gm3 heem (heeminder meerschaert was heemed 3 months prior) he's literally never performed up to the hype
>>145218642Meanwhile in the real world
>>1452189495% work and 95% standing around chatting shit
lets make a list of all the reddit opinions to differentiate /heem/ from /r/ufcreddit:loves alex pereiraloves robert whittaker loves jiri loves merab and wrestle fucking/fuckersloves asspainal, but wont admit the reason he's good is because heavyweight is deadhates paddy pimblett hates shara magomedovhates sean stricklandhates sean omalleyhates jamama hillmore or less hates connor mcgregor
>>145219073loves brazzas, thinks theyd make good husbands for their brown sister
>>145218933?
>>145218707Similarly every bad thing has a touch of good. Like how the palms of the hands are white even on niggers.
>>145219073hates guru
>>145219073Idk reddit's opinions.
favorite wmma baddie?
The MMA Guru: Whittaker TKO Chimaev in the 4th round after surviving the 1st and systematically breaking him down in the 2nd and 3rd with body shots.The MMA Guru: Topuria beat Holloway by decision with a wrestle-heavy approach.
>>145219073Objectively right. Proud of being a redditor.
>>145219148both decent takes, shame he'll be wrong based on the way things are going
"This next fight is one that Renato Moicano absolutely can not afford to lose"-Renato Moicano, before absolutely every fight
>>145219097THE? And don't bring up Holland either.
RAPED by his Father to UFC CHAMPION : The Sean Strickland Story
MMA Guru status here? No longer watched.
>>145219204The bong said khamzat only lived up to the hype against shart which is wrong, leech was at the peak of his hype when khamzat abused him.And he performed exactly how everyone thought he would against holland.
favorite mma couple?
>*outstretchs in the thread*
What sucks about Shittaker vs Hazmat ChimAIDSev is once again the crotch sniffing inbred is getting his title eliminator against an over the hill journeyman bum. And everybody is gonna pretend this is the biiiig test and wow reddiker sure was a legend. No the fuck he isn't, even in his prime he went life or death with Yoel and double-dirtnapped by Pissy. Dude sucks absolute ass and Cumshot is gonna run right through the doser.
>>145219321it iz what it iz, whatever kadyrov wants he gets
>>145219286>jersey over shorts
>>14521914210 lbs of makeup + 3 digital filters. Dimepeach b
>>145219321
What happened to Strickland in the summer of 2002?
>>145219321>he went life or death with YoelIs that an insult?
>>145219467Hey that's when I was born
>>145219467Fucked your mom I'm afraid.
>>145219495Worse, the truth I'm afraid.
Ilia will bogs Max
you are afraid? dont be pussy
Guru has picked Shittaker and Topuria (wrong and wrong)
>>145219693Oh yeah? Khamzat and Holloway will win? What are you retarded?
>>145219719I have the best eye test on heem.com.
>>145219729Eye test is out of meta at the moment b. Merab, Belal, and Dricus are champions
>>145219746I picked them all to win their title fights.
heem.org uses big data analysis for its predictions
I live with my mom and every day she makes noises that turn me on sexually. I don't know how to react. The noise just makes me upset and I usually throw a fit. How do I calm myself so that I'm not mean to her?
>>145219755How am I supposed to trust your eye test then those niggas fight like retards
>>145219808??? what type of noises?
UFC Legend Mark Hominick said Topuria will need to use his wrestling if he wants a chance at beating Holloway.
>>145219808
>>145219810Merab and Belal were always gonna beat Sean and PeonDricus does fight like a retard, but he's strong, physical and well rounded
>>145219848where did he say that
>>145219921Right here
rakic is the costa of lhw the longer his losing streak is the higher ranked his next opponent will be
>>145219693bookies make sweet passionate love to this man
>>145219869I don't like you
#TYBG
>>145220000Retards say this to 5 dollar 8 legged parlays
>the only people with high level expertise on fighting are hopelessly biased to the skill of people they train with/their friends/whichever fighter has been around longer/whichever fighter would make themselves look better in the case they won>your other options to listen to for fight picks are casuals that haven't stepped in a mile radius of a gymwhat is the solution to this conundrum
>>145220156just compare stats from the ufc website. the numbers showed ddp beating rob and strickland beating izzy when no one was picking them
why is the world filled with hate
>>145220171what numbers
>>145220179so you appreciate love more o algo
>>145220179it was love that created man, but hate that nourished him
>>145220027
>>145220182striking defense, sslpm, striking differential, takedown average, takedown defense, et cetera
>>145220217All of those numbers are completely fake and irrelevant
>>145220187yeah, no homo>>145220196makes sense
>>145220223saturday night we gon find out
>>145220273no the fuck we arent
>>145220310saturday night we find out
>>145220217alright well what's the numbers say about the oncoming co-main and main
I'm convinced that mma is the top sport where the fans don't even know the criteria of victory for the competitors
mma is the top sport where a vast majority of its practitioners have gay pacts with each other to not utilize the entirety of what is allowed in mma despite training such qualities every day
>criteria
>>145220342I just eye it and choose whoever looked better during the round, I usually get the decisions right, I guess the judges do it in the same way.
>>145220375mma is the only sport where practitioners make mma related pacts? that's crazy my nigga
>>145220395yeah this sounds about right for the average mma fan. proves my point.
>>145220407imagine two basketball teams saying to each other no layups only hype as fuck 3 pointers, that's mma
During the fights each judge receives a handjob from either one of the ring girls, one of the WMMA fighters or Mick Maynard
>>145220375thats literally every sport retard
>>145220445name one example of this for a sport people care about for being exciting
>>145220463in soccer if an opponent is injured the other team will kick the ball out of bounds, even though by the rules you can play on
>>145220335max and chamiv
>>145220463mma is the only exciting sport
Kek, just remembered they were gonna put Khamzat against Nate Diaz
>>145220514this but bare knuckle boxing
>>145220463at the end of basketball games if the the winning team has possession of the ball they will run out the shot clock instead of attempting to score out of respect for the other team
>>145220493soccer injuries are all fake so this is even more egregious
>>145220493the ref blows a whistle and stops play when a player gets injured you goof
>>145220578only certain serious injuries so not always
max can only win against retards, he struggles against anyone with iq
>>145220502looking at the stats i'd say it's pretty even between chimaev and whittaker
>>145220604good thing topuria fights like a retard
you retards don't actually believe cumsplat is fighting do you?
Garth is essentially Bolk, but taller and smarter.
max will show levels
Bolk
Talmbout Golkov b
>>145220629Go back to r/mma you absolute faggot
i boyed touporia in the first round of the ryan hall fight. even rogans eyes couldnt see what I saw
>>145220618that fight looked much clearer to me than ilia vs max, khamzat leads in every striking stat except for defense and has a marked advantage in every grappling stat
What kind of a name is Boston Salmon, might as well be called Tommy Hawk
heeminder david is about jizzy heightimagine if he cared
>>145220708Nigga that's JAY-Z
The fuck did DC do?
do we be vibin wit Blesd's drip?
>>145217394Why is he growing a literal neckbeard lol
>>145220767trust the process king
>>145220767He's preparing to go to Dagestan for the Merab rematch.
>>145220726holy kwab
>>145220672yeah but i think you are putting a lot of stock into volume but yeah obviously khamzat is the better wrestler but whittaker has a tdd of 81% so it'll be on the feet although i think whittaker has a problem with long rangey guys he lost to wonderboy and izzy but he did beat the Darren Tillbut if you look at whittakers record vs khamzat's he's faced much better opposition and a lot of top ranked middleweightswhere is this is the first time khamzat is facing a top ranked middleweighti don't think the numbers tell the full story
at least he's keeping his eyes open now
>>145220726DC is a bully
>>145220849average spanish male on 2024
>>145220849
>>145220677more like Paris Clam or London Mackerel
>>145220847i am a hardline numbers purist. ddps unga bunga fred flinstone striking is not a patch on robs technique but he numbersmaxxed and therefore won
>i am a hardline numbers purist
ayo Ilia's shorts are fuego
>>145220893where's his cock
>>145220893is that spanish for zesty
>>145220900>>145220910HE'S GOT A HECKIN BULL ON THERE WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>145220910
>i am a hardline numbers puristVery possibly the gayest sentence I’ve ever read on heem.com
>>145220893they look chinese
>>145220925"2024 is the year of the bull."- Ilia Topuria-- anon
>>145220893>MY WIFE'S BULL IS SO COOL
>>145220925there's not much you can do when the options for your "custom" shorts are picrel. all the custom shorts look the same and they all look like shit.
>>145220726DC is obviously a snake, i'm surprised you can't see it
>>145220893me han dejao flipando tio
just read that shithead schaub is going after Diaz over twitter garbage. I guess Shane Carwin has CTE? Wonder if that's from football more than mma, he only took one bad beating and that was vs JDS
>>145220853100%. DC is the classic 'fake nice guy'.
>>145220973>I guess Shane Carwin has CTE?Can't tie his shoes b. Apparently him and schwab beat the piss out of eachother in training all the time. They'd joke about how they would get to their cars after training and forget how to get home. At a certain point I can't really feel that bad if you are being given huge warning signs of brain damage and you ignore them. Carwin had a job as an engineer it's not even like he needed to fight, this is all self inflicted.
El Scatador.
>>145220968But we have no idea what Bruno actually hates him for, which does make the seethe a lot funnier to be fair
>>145220972tu encanta?
>>145220995aka fat
>>145221040>KEKMIERkek
>>145221003He mocked Bruno in one of those weigh-in shows, openly acknowledging Chris' eyepokes as something humourous.
Honestly Khamzat truly felt like the next McGregor for a while from his debut until he missed weight
>>145221000So even after years of realizing chute boxe methods weren't a smart way of training they decided to do it as heavyweights? well thats just stupid on their fucking part
>>145220726Weidman deserved the leg break
when will the ufc start doing triple threat matchesimagine the kino of a volk vs ilia vs holloway
>>145221077
>>145221070umm no sweetie. he was a rat lipped weirdo that went life and death with gilbert burns.
>>145221087This fight was actually significant in earmarking this era
DC and Piss Wideman are both some bitch ass dudes. Reminder that Stipe has to get cornea replacement after DC gauged his eyes out.
>>145221087that's elite precision. if you can land two in-out perfect pokes like that then it counts as a heem.
Who are some fighters who actually got scammed by Dana? I remember Tony had a shot at the title but he threw it away to fight Gaethje and that ended very badly for him.If you defend your interim title like Aspinall then you basically got screwed by Dana
>>145221087That one two eyepoke combo was some Bruce Lee shit
>>145221095>if you poke your opponent or grab the cage or throw a nut shot 6 more times i'm going to have to really consider giving you THE hard warningthat is probably the best way to sum up the current era
>>145219142Demonic
>>145221101who are some fighters who didn't get scammed? heyoooo
>>145221101Cuckrot, Gane.
>>145220893looks more chinese than spanish desu
>Carwin then followed Mir to the ground, took back mount and rained down heavy punches on Mir's head thus winning the fight via knockout to become the UFC Interim Heavyweight Champion. The bout also marked the longest fight of Carwin's career at three minutes and 48 seconds; his previous mark was his MMA debut against Carlton Jones, with a time of 2 minutes and 11 seconds.>Following UFC 111, Beau Dure of USA Today compared Carwin to Mike Tyson, echoing a similar comparison made prior to the event by Mark Wayne of Fightline.com.Oh no Aspinsissies the Ides of March do NOT look good for us
>>145220877we all have our hills to die on i want rob to win but good luck with your betting i think chimaev will win i think he's a bad match up for rob just because of his length and he can spam take down attempts to lower robs hands and jab him to death
>>145219527Yoel would have been a long reigning champ if he wasn’t legitimately sup 90 IQ. I agree that rob is overrated tho
>>145221122Gane is one of the few fighters that Dana didn't screw over, he got a second title shots for almost nothing
>>145221098Very rarely in life do you get to see someone so thoroughly eviscerated like Drunk Clown Daniel DC Cormier tybjones
>Touko Valio Laaksonen (8 May 1920 – 7 November 1991), known by the pseudonym Tom of Finland, was a Finnish artist who made stylized highly masculinized homoerotic art, and influenced late 20th-century gay culture. He has been called the "most influential creator of gay pornographic images" by cultural historian Joseph W. Slade.[2] Over the course of four decades, he produced some 3,500 illustrations, mostly featuring men with exaggerated primary and secondary sex traits, wearing tight or partially removed clothing.
>refs LOVE stopping fights but HATE enforcing the ruleswhat do they mean by this? they're perfectly happy to let eye pokes and nut shots go which genuinely impact the outcome of the fight and long term fighter health but god forbid somebody gets an extra few punches to the head. reminder that fighter safety fags aren't just gay, they're retarded too. imagine thinking getting repeatedly poked in the eye isn't going to have consequences for your long term health but getting punched in the head an extra 3 times is the difference between getting CTE when you spend years getting hit in the head at the gym. fuck all these faggots
>>145221147Why do you post this homoerotic image of him
>>145221147jaaiz that's a horrible bloated booze face
>>145221158>tf>tpBecause he has devil horns in it you fag>>145221160Jon has never been easy on my eye but I'm a bigot so who knows why
>>145221160He would murder you so who cares
>>145221153His post went totally over your head didn't it?
>>145221147Jon D White sends Ngubu to see Kobe
>>145221165Oh damn that's kinda cool actually, life imitating art type of shit
>>145221170that's a bit racist of an assumption even for me b
>>145221157Everybody has 3 free fouls before a warning, it's in the Shadow Rules. More if you're the favorite.
>>145221153Curious how you know ToF but my cousin Topi wouldn't recognize it
>>145221172I truthfully, honestly, hand on heart did not read it
Why don't MMA fighters simply absorb fouls with their Qi?
>>145221187
>>145221184>knows him so well he abbreviates the namea cumtown podcast excerpt about the finnish faggot showed up in my youtube feed
>>145221187Good to know I've got you pavloved this well then
>>145221200Idk what cumtown is but it sounds embarrassing or jewi*h and more than a bit gay, are you serious that you can only abbreviate things you're familiar with at you autistic as well as a queer j*w
>MY HECKIN FACE WHEN SHE SAYS "I'm not wearing any le panties" >WOWIE YOUSA HUBBA HUBBA!!!Why do women think this turns men on? If she's wearing a dress you can just push underwear to the side. Or just take the underwear off in literally under 5 seconds. So cringe.
>>145221181Nah he'd make you beg to be his bussy bitch because you're a coward. But he's still kill you
Tom of Britain:>greatest fighter on the face of the planetTom of Finland:>most prolific gay porn artist in history
>>145221237
>>145221241
>>145221204>flag>green>reddit space =WDRTCH
>>145221244It would behove you to read my greentext instead of spazzing out over your favorite fag sketches
>>145221216underwear is way hotter than none
>>145221251Shut up dick doodler
>>145221249No one was talking to you or as it's called here a normal tuesday
Tom Canada (born January 8, 1980) is a former Canadian football defensive end.
>>145221252
Man begging another man to read his posts, can’t imagine a bigger story loss tbqh
>>145221254fucking kek
>>145221265I can tell you don't self reflect b no need to tell us
>>145221251I think you could enter a thread with a post only consisting of "asspen" and get a rise out of him at this point
>yet another day of the bong fin and leaf jockeying for the title of biggest loser on the boardspoiler: you're all tied for 1st place
>>145221272you're literally homosexual
>>145221269To be fair while >aspinsissies is a meme it's probably triggering to the sensitive next time I'll be more mindful of their soft spots
>>145221255A normal tuesday for you is having a depression pity party and stuffing your face with two large pizzas, fat boy.
Finn of Heem likes to reference British culture all the time so I thought I'd hit him with some of his own culture, simple as.
heeminder belal is an actual gangster from chiraq unlike larper leon edwards whos from the suburbs of england
>>145221287FoH is pretty funny>>145221286Not really but whatever spam derived story makes you feel like less of a bum b
>>145221255Yeah like i said >>145221249 3 strikes b and no one reads. 2 strikes, they may read but not give you the satisfaction. 1 strike and you'll get your le (you). Try to not be too gay next time.
>>145221289Belals from the trenches of Palestine
>>145221286oh no you didn't go there, BITCH!
>>145221289Leon is from jamaica which is just all beaches, reggae and coconuts from what I've seen, even the irish have a mafia lmao
>>145221312Belol hasn't even been to Palestine, Illinois
>>145221322kek pretty sure his parents were born in america too
>>145221317Look at da soize of it
>>145221310You've been inserting yourself into this like a hobo asking for change the whole time lad now shoo
>>145221289Facts, Belal grew up in the ugly corner with a chip on his shoulder, showing niggas with guns his fists if you get the gist
>>145221324Belal's heart never left his ancestral homeland
>>145221326I'm trying to help you, the drunkard stumbling over himself in embarrassment. Let me help you up!
>>145221345>Bestial is THE undisputed champion :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>145221342so, like riyadh or abu schaubi?
>>145220893looks chinese
imagine if I had a dreadloc mullet
>>145221354Yea just like that
>>145221350beastlal > leon > usman > strickland > diddy p
>>145221365Spain flag has the same colors b
>>145221366neva seen a chigga with dreads b
>>145221367so his heart's in arabia, his home is in chicago, what does that have to do with palestine?
When I was younger I had dreams. Now that I’m older I just want to wake up.
>>145221372>Kazakh flag>No Rakhmonov Steppe bros... Not like this...
talmbout lawrence of arabia b? great movie never seen it
>>145221379gawldawlg b didnt espect to enter deep walders today
>>145221385>chompa
>>145221372i think you got some divisions mixed up there b
ghengis ciryl gane
>>145221385
Can’t wait to see all the wholesome chungus fighters like Max get destroyed. Total chungus annihilation. Hopefully Ilia leaves him twitching on the canvas like Bryce Mitchell
How does he do it? Beastlal can't stop winning lately.
>>145221345We don't sign our posts here, have a couple quarters and go freshen up b
>>145221403Rob has to be an exception come on man he plays Skyrim how can you not love him
>>145221409The round's already over b. You've lost.
>>145221407Nowt like a bit of forced shine in front of the punters to start the day m i rite
>>145221422whatever dat means das rite mayne
If a fighter played Witcher 3, now THAT would be a real one.
>>145221418It was never sanctioned abubakar, you jumped the cage in a chimp like frenzy hoping to land a wild swing which you didn't
Heard it bowlfth Weis b
They've put too much on this Card again. Instead of having three months of nothing then an overload on one nights that over quicky.Also Orlobai will win, but he isn't that great. You guys are just in a central Asian phase. Enamoured
>>145221411Fuck him too, we need scary fighters not chungus tards
>>145221427Disgusting.
twitter wins are only minor story wins. the reason guys like conor and paulo dominate the twitter division is that they consistently win there. making a single good tweet doesnt make up for an entire career of crotchsniffing
>>145221442what are some scary fighters?
>>145221431You bit the hand that fed so I had to teach you a lesson. If you're kneeling and holding out your hand, I can let by gones be bygones.
>>145221449Khamzat is scary because you might catch AIDS
Suarezsisters.. we can't even fking make it to fight night...
>>145221427You cant play the Witcher 3 its a movie there's no game play just cut scenes
>>145219073let's drag a knife vertically down our wrists
>>145221449LOOK A DA SOIZE A DAT KEWN YEAH
>>145219073
>>145220726Bruno fought terribly against Weidman.
>>145221449A lot of fighters could be scary and intimidating but they go down the chungus path. Doesn’t necessarily have to be scary I just like fighters with a bit of a chip on their shoulder B.
>>145221460Twas fake bapa. She confirmed no injury and still training. Original journo retracted. Might be Jandiroba who pulled out.
>>145221455Thanks officer doofy
Fuck
>>145221484XDXDXD le movie memee
>>145221373soanish also use navy blue. they should take a hint from their national soccer jerseys
>>145221492I'm calling you a retard
>>145221474Kek
Ngannou killed his son, not sure why this isn’t talked about
>>145221505qrd?
>>145221505who was he ducking
>>145221505Fuck you Ngannou is a gentle soul
>>145221501:o oh NO not the le R word!
>>145221506Suffocated him when he was lying in bed with him, it happens but he covered it up.
did the arabs pay off the poofc/shavkats sister to stop competing in order to not disgrace the religion or something? she was scheduled to fight on cantenders last year, and hasn't fought or scheduled since.
>>145221483the fuck b. why would someone just go and tell lies on the internet?srsly tho Suarez' 1st UFC fight was 2016, she's only had 7 fights in 8 years. by the time she sniffs a title shot, she'll be an old hag
>>145221528she pulled out of the cantender fight due to injury and then got married
>>145221527Even if that's the case it's a freak accident. Billions of babiys co sleep but only a few thousand die yearly
I think Jon Jones can beat Stipe
No tears left.
>>145221528no idea how would you even know this shit
>>145221520If you quack like a duck and walk like a duck b
>>145221538>and then got marriedunless they did the kidnap kind of marriage i don't see how that would keep her out a whole year.
>>145221549Punished Ank heems chama chungus
>>145221558She is retiring to be married b as they should, I fear the same fate for Stamp
>>145221553tapology
>>145221571no how would you know what the arabs are up to dont even have cameras there and dont let women in public
>>145221575Are you high or just very slow
most of the mma orgs in muzzie countries have womens divisions, they do not care at all
>>145221484
holy schaub, shavkats sister looks 100% like him thats hot
So what’s the deal with Lucas Tracy?
>>145221583both actually
>>145221607Wtf She looks white
>>145221611CIA
>>145221530It is still weird. She posted 3 messages saying 'what? I'm not injured, why would they write this?" then posted herself training to show she was fine. Then she just deleted all the responses. Now the updated report is Tatiana is out due to a health issue and she won't be out 'that long'.The fact she seemed surprised that her fight would be off makes me think the UFC pulled her out for a "tainted supplement"/ first piss failure and she's suspended for 4 months like Khalil. My guess is she deleted messages when she got the news.
>>145221617a little chink-eyed b
>>145221618qrd?
>>145221607>thats hotmagaysia strikes again
>>145221604Gotta love the doofmeister>>145221612Okay b well no one is claiming that they saw arabs planning that she is probably going to try for getting pregnant as is still custom in Qazaqstan
>>145221622that's crazy man
>>145221628am not
>>145221555You've been knocked down so many times, kloppenheigoneagerfeldt. The ref is gonna stop it soon. Best to just stay down.
>>145221617you beat me to it damn
>>145221638how come nobody can do this to the brazzas
>>145221604Kek
>>145221638Your original post was /int/ tier muh flag, hurr durr muh return key and noooooo not the usenet arrow and you're still trying to pretend you've won something
>>145221655Azamat is a brazza
Ank will heem, this I promise u brazza
>>145221638Did this happen during black history month?
Abus? Yeah I'm thinking Abus
ilitoptooro will look a fewl trying to box with maggs
>>145221667My condolences
>>145221655You're sperging out and beginning to type erratically. The writing is on the wall. I've won. It's over. Don't you see it?
Abus Abustaja
>>145221674Herb looking goofy as always even in a still frame
>>145221682little short armed retard topoiro
>>145221688No because I wrote a Shakespeare derived post about Aspinall and Carwin and you've been spamming chaels and old oldfag memes about flags, spacing and text color I can't stoop so low b
>>145221694Watch it or i will take a point
>>145221692penolong pembantu in your tongue b
Max Holloways lifeless body still twitching on the canvas would heal MMA. Please MMA gods, make this happen.
>>145221713Holy chama
>>145221711penolong and pembantu are two words describing the same thing, pak sauna
>>145216649This guy is NOT losing to no "Magomed"
small meng = unheemable
>>145221716What do you think apu and apustaja are b
So you're telling me that Reaper Whittaker beat this beast.. TWICE, but is somehow going to lose to a certain "borz chimaev".. doubt it
>>145221727oh lol thats what it means then
>he’s still twitching Joe! His legs are moving but he’s not breathing and blood is pouring out his mouth! Oh my God Joe Ilia hits so damn hard!
>>145221710Aw shucks herb mayn I was juss playin' don' be takin' no point from me mayn
>>145221730Senin, beda, olahraga
>>145221729What the fuck kind of take down is that anyway, Is MMA just about out muscling your opponent?
>>145221730I enjoy us taking back the word from the sim*sons and seeing non hyperboreans using it
>>145221726maxes meng tissue is proctecting he's brain, small peen in exchange for unheemabilly
>>145221738Tänk, tro, uppnå
>>145221742thats an olympic wrassler b
>>145221729Pooel Poomerpoo
any aussies what do you guys use for sports betting? i want to make some easy money off rob but when i tried to make an account on bet365 i became hardstuck on verification and it looks like it isn't going to work ffs
>"What're you gonna do Nate? Volume punch me motherfucker?"Not going to lie, this was a cold line by Schaub.
I was angry with my friend; I told my wrath, my wrath did end.I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. And I waterd it in fears,Night & morning with my tears: And I sunned it with smiles,And with soft deceitful wiles. And it grew both day and night. Till it bore an apple bright. And my foe beheld it shine,And he knew that it was mine. And into my garden stole, When the night had veild the pole; In the morning glad I see; My foe outstretched beneath the tree.
>>145221738isnin, b, not senin, thats ind*g word for monday
>>145221701What does Tom Aspinall have to do with any of this? You're losing it. Too long of green text with spacing and I see a finnish flag, I'm not reading. Maybe it's not your fault, but there's a depressed fat pedo from finnland who's tarnished your name. And you're not helping the situation by challenging you loss.
>>145221743based and yakubian, b
Fascinating how the Erceg meme disappeared as soon as he got exposed. It's a heem be heemed world b
>>145221729Why didn't he just do this against Dricus. Cormier said that Dricus makes the other guy fight retarded like him and that's spot on
>>145221769Dingin, mobil, sepeda
>>145221742They're inside and outside trips you retard
>>145221766i heard they just banned betting in parts of aus the other day b, might be your prawlm but most of anglosphere just uses 365
>>145221774I can't help if you're illiterate and uneducated it's about how Carwin was interim HW champion and heralded as MMA's Mike Tyson and now he's unable to tie his shoes with a reference to Julius Caesar that high schoolers would get. Keep spamming pa*i nonsense about heem personalities though it makes up for you being a pleb. :)
>>145221786He fought Dricus with a broken ankle, also Dricus did a hip throw and landed on whittakers chest, trapping him under him, he got better position than romero
>>145221797
>>145221783meanwhale the kai kara france meme reigns supreme
>>145221786All cage fighting is retarded DC is such an godawful commentator I'm going to go and rewatch Jon give him irreversible PTSD
>>145221799>I can't help if you're illiterate and uneducated it's about how Carwin was-If that's what your reddit le green text meemee was about, I've told you many times now that I didn't read. You're proving yourself to be the one who's illiterate and uneducated it would seem... this is getting embarrassing lmao
>>145221800Yea it came out of nowhere but Rob just laid there and let Dricus move up. He kind of just froze like his big brain suddenly stopped working.What is he actually trying here besides the butterflys after Dricus already got half guard?
>>145221811So you have no point and are just spamming unfunny dead memes from a decade ago to let us guess your age or what exactly?
>>145221805conor tanked that shit
>>145221812hes trying to stay close to dricus, to where he cant hit him, he knows the round is about to end
>>145221810DC is a world champion and legit the best commentator. He's the only guy who explains all the gay bullshit happening in the grappling in a way I can understand. And he has tons of energy
>>145221805This was the worst oddsmaking in MMA history. I'm a poorfag and made like $800 on this fight because Poirier was a 3.5-1 underdog against a has been cokehead who hadn't had a serious fight in 3 years
>>145221818Look at the state of you now, you've changed subjects completely. I put on a masterclass. It's time for you to retire. I didn't even have to use archive.
>>145221826I like Felder/Anik as a duo and sometimes Gooden but being the best UFC commentator is like winning gold at the special olympics I've been championing Schaub since I heard him at meng and my ears can deal with Bas and Bas and Georges at KC was a bit chaotic but good play by play
>>145221822So he's accepting THE most dangerous position instead of trying to move out of it? He just ate hellbows from a freak African athlete you can't let an African gorilla like Dricus stay on top like that.He should have just stood up.
Chama bros, were we really beaten by a professional pillow fighter?https://youtube.com/shorts/r6dDONob8Io?si=SED29DI521d0yPZ1
>>145221834Not really nigga not even pakman has come to give you a (You) which should let you know how embarrassing your little tirade was
>>145221842I'ma be honest everyone except Rogan, DC, Anik, Bisping, and Cruz I just tune out for some reason. Idk who is talking half the time like that ESPN NPC Anik stand-in.
>>145221846>A professional pillow fighter on an impressive winning streak
Dricus Du Plessis is an African GORILLA.
>>145221862See he's WHITE and not BLACK so its funny to call him a GORILLA
>>145221862The blackest brotha in the galaxy, NUBIAN god.
Darren Till is a Silverback, Scouse Gorilla, he's just too fucking big for Welterweight.English Gorilla.
>>145221848>you're embarrassing yourself>n-nno you're embarrassing!!!Concession accepted.
>>145221862uuuuhhhhh....
Really tempted to waste my money on an ancestry test.
>>145221098The highest profile roidtranny cheat win in MMA history.
You can't just go in the cage with an African Gorilla like Dricus Du Plessis and expect to come out unscathed.. You're just asking to get hurt.
>>145221884Just give your money to tel aviv and save a few steps b
>>145221855Bisping is absolutely horrendous and when he's around Cruz I turn down the volume and listen to music, ONE can be a bit grating too but it's so exotic and ESL it has a charm to it
>>145221884brainrot
>>145221880Alright buddeh you're much funnier than the Finn of Heem poster really good use of your time at 03:41 on a tuesday
>>145221729Rob always chokes in high pressure fights, like when he out struck Izzy in their rematch even though he got knocked out embarrassingly in the first fight and would have been feeling an incredible amount of pressure
>>145221805heem is simply never going to be as good as the six months between this fight and the third fight ever again
>>145221910Not even 1am for me b. I live in Arizona.
>>145221945My condolences
>>145221200You're so obsessed with Finland you've obviously been strenuously searching Finland related content until your fingers hurt. I wonder what other weird Finnish stuff you'll be recommended by YouTube who knows you so well, please don't report back with the rest.Do us all a favour and kill yourself.
>>145221830i bet poirer tko in this and the fight after, such easy money, i have nothing but great things to say about cokenor dickriders
Till is akin to Schaub, in that his losses have aged very well
>>145222013I can't even differentiate, I'm working and not not focusing enough. I just saw a brawl and wanted to kick someone who looks like a Rodent.Who is THAT?
>>145222070>>145222070>>145222070
>>145222049I can't kiss (or shag) and tell b that's not good form, finnish girl absolutely incredible flaps no?
>>145222072You're 4 posts early eager beaver
Uhhh why'd the ausretard's thread get heemed
Lmao what happened to the thread can't kwabsfailians do anything right
early threads shant be tollerated. let that be a warning
Alright here's another one>>145222126>>145222126>>145222126
>>145221622The fight is still on the UFC website
