African king editionHeemvious>>145216649
Finland
>dickass dump feces Zatdaddy rapes him
early picks (no said/santos because that fight is heemed)hollowaywhittakermurphyrakicshartapoopdinnealorolbaiabusbarnettbasharatsilvarinataslan
>>145222139>holloway >whittaker >rakic
>>145222152ank is gonna get his shinbone snapped by juicefiend rakic and you're going to know with terrible certainty in that moment that my picks are correct, and your picks are heemed
>>145222152Hwr
just found out chimaev v whittaker is 5 rounds it's so fucking over for shitzat
Im a big fan of the female fighter Mackenzie Dern and her body of work
>>145222182More of a fan of her back catalog iykwim
>>145222192I hear you b
I'd care to have sex with mackenzie dern (if you catch on to the general gist of my implied meaning)
Esoteric swedish posts
Megaton Diaz would like a word
Nate Diaz v SchaubWho you got, b?
>>145222137The fuck is zatdaddy?
cum 4 conor
Alien Topuria
>>145222139Post slip
>>145222152>Thinking Khamzat the aids victim has a shotKeeek
>>145222213prob schaub decision via laying in nate's guard, squeezing and threatening an arm triangle for 30 min without passing guard. then diaz and everyone will claim nate beat his ass.
>>145222224Hooooooo
I wonder what went wrong with the other thread also Khamzat having aids is probably his best way out of dancing like a monkey for Kadyrov idk if victim is the right word
>>145222237Post your slip, you wouldn’t turn down free money if you were this certain
Will Tony be the first person to actually just die in the octagon in the UFC?
Chimaev is literally a one round wonder. The corpse of Usman won round 2 against him for fuck sake
>>145222252Slip?
>>145222217Don't worry about all of that, stay straight and stay normal.I'm the Gov'nor of this place so if you need help with anything let me know
There's something very odd about Khabib having sired less children than the notorious homosexual Gooby McMewn especially considering Khabib has a tradwoife who should be breeding, adding fuel to the fire is Khabib's ability to identify a man's milieu by the scent of his anik. Just some thawlts
>POST SLIP POST SLIP YOU GOT A SLIP LETS SEE THE SLIP BROonline gambling was a fucking mistake
>>145222265Slip?
>>145222238Showtime era Schaub? Maybe. Since then he's picked up alcoholism and an addiction to stimulants. Lord knows if he still actually trains, lmao. Weed aside, Nate just finished a fight camp recently and he's generally an active person.
>>145222249>>145222259Gambling is absolutely haram IC4
>ENTERS THREAD
>>145222259No slip yet because the bookies haven't released full odds. Only to win fight atm
>>145222270Legit sick to my gourd of people dancing in front of their cell phones all day
>>145222268
>>145222272They have for me.
Satan only desires to arouse discord and hatred among you with wine and gambling, and to deter you from the mention of God and from prayer. Will you desist? Thus spaketh Big Al La' mentor of Khabib and Abdulmanap
.....
>>145222232I don't have the heemstinct to bet this card. Especially on Rakic vs Magomed and Holloway vs Topuria. Otherwise solid picks.
Max is now a top 5 lightweight
>>145222293It's just the leaf's post b but thanks
>>145222279
>>145222295Paddy's rise is going to be meteoric
>>145222302He's just not a good fighter. I don't see anyone in the top 10 he could beat except MAYBE Dariush
>>145222290Alright I imagined it, what now?
>>145222268>>145222279this is why I say that. schaub's lost a ton of weight and got on gear again. still think nate is good enough to pull a stalemate with schaub winning the criteria. then again I can see nate taking the fight only if they agree to make the rules a 30 min-no round- rule set. where someone must submit or else it's a draw.
Paddy has little natural talent and no real passion for the game. He's not one of those guys who are living the lifestyle. He balloons up to like 120kg between fights so obviously he isn't all that dedicated to actually getting better.
Paddy dog walks the majority of the top 10, only chandler and olives are a real threat to him
>>145222325lol
It's good to see Schaub lying there in his superman scivvies
Take your weird gay fetish somewhere else
If Max Holloway was Chinese we'd be looking at this fight a little differently
>>145222290>>145222336Why are you a filthy pedo? Strickland scenario happen to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nntd2fgMUYwHEEM TONIGHTAND FIGH THE MENG AT BREAK OF DAWNCOME TOMORROWTHE HEEMS WILL BE GONEHEEM TONIGHTAND FIGH THE MENG AT BREAK OF DAWNCOME TOMORROWTHE HEEMS WILL BE GONE
Prime Schaub would unironically heem 90% of todays heavyweights
>>145222336Just feminized the entirety of africa with my nordic cock (boers excluded), what's the next step in your master plan?
>>145222270Imagine she just gets knocked out by the guy holding the phone. It would be the best video on the internet. Then he could get a podcast
>>145222360Heeminder that I already heemcovered this song WAY before you>>145062136
What if Max Holloway had a more white collar business friendly look
>>145222361His move to LHW being canned because of Rogan's talk (which is way over the line) is the biggest 'what if' in modern combat sports
same posters>>145222360>>145222375>>145062136
>>145222369A boy isn't a man. And you should get dealt with
>>145222379I made this post
What if we sent Max Holloway back in time to fight a caveman
Imagine Max Holloway becoming disfigured and disabled from a car crash. HeÿuuYooooooo
>>145222393>Exactly, blk boys aren't men. That's why it's not gay to fuck them and why they belong as servants to WHITE men.
>>145222387Proofs?
Max Holloway in prison. Yeah, that'd be new. Max Holloway as a victim of the holocaust
>>145222232Just copy gurus picks who copies my picks
>>145222404Many are saying it
Imagine Max Holloway becoming president of the United States of America. He'd probably address the nation like this: Eyy it's me, Max Holloway.
>>145222295So Islam vs the winner of Max/Topuria?
Max Holocaust
>>145222389Clay Guida is still signed to the UFC, no?
Just here to remind you all that Topuria will brutalize Holloway and make him look like an amateur. If you have money, bet on an early finish.
Max Holloway HUMILIATES Ilia Topuria with undeniable facts.
its confirmed that having a small meng is THE key to become unheemable
>>145222468The more I watch this the more it looks like an early prelim fight, this shitty division is very lucky that Chimaev keeps forgetting to take his antiretrovirals
>>145222504Depends, is it haram to date a criminal latina?
Gooby probably calls it pewn
>>145222518If the Julianna Pena/Nina Drama hybrid agrees to go full hijab it’s probably ok?
Oi lov dat chewn da way da bass bewm across the rewm the sniff'll hit sewn said a gurning McGregor sweating like a pig to an unsuspecting member of the public
>>145222378>ywn see prime Jones get heemed by a LHW Schaubfucking end me
I see some holes in your posts
Max Holocaust.
>>145222279>>145222300Sold. I'm putting my wife's son college fund on Schaub. >>145222312Nah, I don't really buy that Schaub is training regularly enough to be decent. >>145222378I think I remember lhw at that time was more striking oriented than hw. He'll be heemed even worse.
>CAN TOPURIA SATISFY MY WIFE??? WE'LL FIND OUT SATUDAY NIGHT
>>145222411WDWTCH
>>145222666Nigger
>>145222666i luv u 2, babushka
>>145222270what’s her OF?
>>145222666I love retarded heem posters who make threads before the bump limit
>>145222126B________ S________ D________
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFFQ_l49NnY
>Demetrious Johnson has 11 consecutive titel defenses>is somehow not the GOATCare to explain this anons?
>>145222721Someone once told me black noses look like a double barrel shotgun and I can't unsee it
I need a Spoon for that fucking bass, it's that rich, someone got me a Spoon
>>145222666Sup bb gurl
>>145222724>barrel shotgunDamn you are right
Nihha Shaubu
>>145222724You got a heemable sister b?
Kickboxers aren’t that good at striking they are good at fundamentals but lack depth. Max got schooled in his trilogy fight with volk with basic shit. Ilia will show max depth and ko him.
Who is the quintessential DEI fighter?
We all know who would win that title.
Schaub is just Basquiat for white people
>>145222820gane?
>>145222820Gay cheese?
>>145222793I'll heem your mother you dirty finn
Is Lunar Awakened Gooby a threat to the UFC?
>>145222607You're a praying mantis barking at a freaking tiger through the jungle
>>145222831>>145222834Tito Ortiz
>>145222820It's gotta be Tito
>>145222837Disrespectful, I was thinking I have to come over and heem a boxcel and if there would be post heeming entertainment
>>145222126Is Dricus fight?
Fact:Ken Shamrock is the only person to be outsmarted by Tito Ortiz.
>>145222197Look at da soize of dat ting yeh. It's on da bleedin lower level.
>>145222820Volk for fighting Topuria so soon after getting KOed
>>145222820Historically? TitoNow? Merab. He didn’t know what ice was.
>>145221873asspie figures out humor
>>145222279all this and schaub has never had a definied 6 pack
>>145222875It was 4 months later and a full training camp. Volk's never been knocked down before Islam's tko since 2018. He has the healthiest chin. The cope doesn't work. lol Pereira fought 3 months after getting heemed out cold and has taken more cumulative damage than volk before that.
>>145222872It's goin up da mewn is goin up dis fown really can not do it joostice
>>145222794that's a good point you're actually right
>>145222934Why do you need one of those?
>>145222934Hes a heavyweight
>>145222937Volk’s chin got deleted by Islam. That’s the only reason Topuria, who sucks, was able to beat him. Topuria is another candidate for the dumbest,
>>145222949Poopooria hit him clean. Anyone would have gone down from that shot
Volk got deleted by daughters
>>145222948Ngannou, Gane, Jailton, Stipe, Overeem
>>145222794depth of what?
>>145222961Many such cases (Christian Benoit)
Islam and Topuria both would've beaten volk by KO regardless of circumstance, we have to move beyond the endless cope around these fights
>>145222960I’m right and you’re wrong. Just accept it.
Volk is basically Tony Ferguson
>>145222971No!
>>145222964They need glasses
>>145222986they'll thee thadaday nigh brudda
>>145222794If Volk's game is so simple explain it for me Mr smarty pants
>>145222963Black genetics and steroidsDoesnt count
>>145222991I'm stuck on mewnposting bradda but nuttin but respect yeah yez made yer way op da rankings da way it should be done an an an an no one ca ca can take dat away from yez least if all dat little FEWL topuria
hapoeira
>>145222945schaub roids too, b
>>145223038So do powerlifters
Are they from Africa?
Large garlic chicken extra cheese double chicken x1
>>145222774This is unacceptable behavior and he should have a lifetime ban but it needed to happen.
>But turdporia wins because uhh hmm...
>>145222820Johny Hendricks opened a steakhouse in Texas.
>>145223055flushed werdum finished that bum quicker
>>145223081Topuria wins against Volk >1/1 Max wins against Volk0/3
>>1452230912/3* Cazzoid
>>145223095fraid not
>>145223097Its true regardless of how scared you are.
>>145223101proof?
>>145223105Read the criteria
You think you know me
>>145223095We only count knockouts on heem.sv
>>145223091poo hands goes life and death with jizzy in every fight, but he would beat sean 100 times in a row, however sean still dog walked diddsanya
>>145223081Volk was good back then + Max won the 2nd + bad style matchup
>>145223107The judges did, They gave 8/9 scorecards to Volk lol
>granite chin>gets lit up by none other than the 50y old korean zombie
>>145223118what the hell meant for this >>145223091
Johnny Walker vs Overeem
>>145223126This exact same thing was said before the Gaethje fight.
>>145223131Those were the times...
>>145223126Who are you talking about
Oh shit the judges? Well they're never wrong.
Tony McGregor off a bean
>>145223144One of them was wrong (the one who scored a fight for max)
Benoit saint denis has had a very kwabbish downturn
>>145223147
Torrez Finney will heem DDP, Caio Borralho, Izzy Adesanya, Sean Strickland or whoever the MW champion is by 2026
>>145223163Shan't
>>145223161Still Izzy I'm afraid
>>145223163Why did you post this confirmed nonce mate?
Tony Ferguson vs Tony McGregor, that's the fuckin seed
1 and 3 there's no argument, 2 there's wiggle room if you are takin bumps of cope that would give goob a run for his money. However, he still beats aptoorio.
>>145223173Madame Xneed is a nonce who talks to teenage boys on grindr and is currently evading a site wide pan for CP.
>nonceif they don't say the age she was 17 and a half
>>145223182A wide pan is what you use to make naan IC4 speaking of which, the 'doms...
Is Topuria Georgian German or Spanish? I am in confusion
>>145223182m8 you have hundreds of pics of underage boys on your pc.
>>145223192Clozanonce jumping in to defend his fellow pedos
>>145223193You're 5'9 mate
>>145223193100% FOOKIN RAT
>>145223198See >>145223196
Ultimate Noncing League
>>145223173Actually he was cleared of all wrongdoing, and back to streaming. It was just an upset former twitch partner manager submitting false reports.
>>145222349Horrorway
>>145223218Herro preeze!
>>145223208Talmbout Chinada, Clozafin, Xneed and Germpedo?
All me btw
>>145223232Holy chama he's so stoic
>>145223038That isn't even slightly relevant to my question. Id never take drugs for a stupid "6 pack"
>>145223226only one poster posts pics of underage kids here and that IC4 is suspiciously missing from your list
Wonk nosed IC4
The pedocord has been revved
>Chama!
I'm only in the bonescord
>>145223267Are you ever not revved?
>>145222937>Islam hits harder than a fw>headkick with follow up>Volk is a drunkard>Alex was cutting like a maniac and was only getting bigger and bigger by that point>Jan used the first round to wrestlefuck at altitude and gassed his arms
>>145223273Who all is in the bonescord?
McGregor vs Belal makes a lot of sense but Belal doesn't deserve da red panties
>>145223131Only casuals were picking Gaethje
>>145223290Just me at present
>>145222937>every fighter's chin is the samehave you been watching for less than two years?
CHAMA
>>145223298Can I join? I love Bones
>>145223298Just you?
>>145223302I have to warn you I ran out of Jon posts months ago and moved on to other Joneses it seems they're mostly Welsh so it looks like a love letter to Wales
>>145223303Did I stutter b
Wales?
The country not the big sharks
>>145223311Gay. I thought you meant the rapper "BONES" not that notorious faggot Jon "Bones" Jones
>>145223335Cringe
Jon Jones?
>>145223338It's not very popular tell yer man he needs a shave and that official UFC sponsor manscaped can help him out remember the promo code Fairy at checkout to receive 20% off and free shipping
>>145223338There's no reason to grow that beard if you aren't muslim
>>145223362He's pretty good check it out if you like raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJRLZ22JdB4
Schaub would snap Nate Diaz fucking neck. But it's all good tho!!
FMK
>>145223335He looks so uncoordinated.
>>145223387No idea who the other 2 broads are, but Shev is already my wife.
Half a gram of coke and Megan Olivi
>>145223387there's at least 18 heads in that pic
>>145223406
>>145223387
>>145223413
>>145223387Marry Valentina and have her peg me every nightKill the other two dont care
Thinking about inventing a new move. No idea what it would look like but I'm gonna call it the Apocolypse Heem
>>145223443
Cumshot is training in the Caucasus Mountains.
>>145223387marry kk, fuck kk (thrice daily), kill the norwood victims
>>145223405Michelle only just retired b
I'm all up in your shit so what the fuUUck?
>>145223485Just retired?
You wish you could fuc- could work as fuck hard as me.
Jon Scones
>>145223487Goober
Hey blue eyes~
>>145222232>>145222249>>145222259>>145222265>>145222267here's my slip
>>145223559Its red panty night
I WILL BE THE FIRST UFC CHAMPION WITH A COLOSTOMY BAG #LifeStyle
>>145223583good luck trying to get a commission to approve you. zero chance it happens since you have biohazard material in a ziploc on your side.
>>145223583if I pull that off, will you die?
What is everybody’s heeming credentials?
Fluffy expects to be champion in a year.
>>145223630Plus one.*heems you*
The reason Power Slap does better numbers than NFL, NBA, MLB, and Soccer combined is because you can fit the entire event and conclusion into bite size clips to fit into the social media algorithm.
>>145223140>>145222126Reminder that Khamzat will win by a boring and controversial decision and the UFC will still give him a title shot for it.
>>145222279Natebros....
*sucks a dick*I am now 1/1000th as gay as Brendan Schaub
>>145223687I know.
>>145223687why shouldn't they? Rob has only lost to champions
>>145223296Same for Turdporia. He knocked out a flushed Volk after losing the first round.
sean o'malley won
>>145223721No, this time the casuals are picking Max
>>145223702weird flex but okay
>>145223702the dick was mine btw
>>145223725....the losing contest
>>145222794>Kickboxers aren't good at striking, they are good at the thing that makes fighters good.I mean i agree with the sentiment but come on b.
>>145223748...on opposite day
Hmmm... who should I pick, the retarded pedophile or the literal GOAT of the sport? Yeah, I'm gonna go with the retarded pedophile
>>145223081
Speaking of GOATs, GSP picked Whittaker.
>>145223760he also ducked whittaker
>>145223754...as an aprils fools
>>145223775Smart man.
Tony Ferguson looked like he just got into a fight with Tony Ferguson.
>guru complaining about saudi cards getting special treatment againwe're about to have all muslim/brazza championspandering to the middle east makes sense
This goat?
Turdpoorhea gonna get heemed
>>145223785What would be the most kino mirror match? Gaethje vs Gaethje?
>>145223814Gane vs Gane. Yeah. Holy fucking shit
>>145223814Elkins/Elkins but I would never enjoy another fight again.
>>145223797WDWTCH take it to youtube comment sections with the rest of the jeets
>>145223821The first fight to have 100% strike rate on illegal blows.
>>145223814Every one I think of is good except Strickland which would be torture
the mma guru? the king of /heem/? yeah, we watch that here
Your sort also watch bollywood and schaub outside idc much for your sort
>>145223731Wrong
Max is gonna box turdlip's head off.
I despise how faggots like Islam Belal and Merab keep getting the fucking dogshit beaten out of them in the last moments of the final rounds of title fights and raise their hands in celebration like they won the fight
i dont like max taking a fight against a heemer like topuria so soon after gaethje brutally heemed him
>>145223896they won the fighting competition
this is a professional athlete
>>145223335Have to admit the prayer was funny
>>145223896This has never happened, you need to take your medicine
>>145223940Mixed fucking Martial Arts you piece of shit?
>>145223942To no one's surprise the fans of those fighters don't actually watch any of their fights
>>145223953Name 5 times that happened
>>145223956Islam vs. Volk 1Leon vs. BelalSean vs. MerabAll got the shit kicked out of them in the final moments of the final round
>>145223940Fr b WDWTCH even gurutroons have a limit
>>145223973They won all those fights
Hourly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max Holloway and make him look like a shitty amateur. If you have money, bet on an early finish.
>>145223993When did I say they didn't
>>145224001>and raise their hands in celebration like they won the fightthey did
gaethje cracked max's chinits over holloway sisters
>>145224001Despite making up 100% of awful posts only 58% of IC4s can read
>>145224008Where in that did I say they did not win their respective fights
>>145223999Max wins though. By heem. Mr. Holloway will heem. Zeem, even.
>>145224014You need to improve your grasp of the english language paco
if max can execute his cheese strategy he wins
Topuria's belt will be...relinquished.
>>145224045yeah
Sergei Pavlovich
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C7BnvDvb-RQ
>>145224048I don't want to see this shit man
>>145224045>cheese strategyBrie?
>>145224042Yeah I guess it could be more accommodating for brown people like you that can't understand basic sentences
wtf is wrong with french people
>Don't YOU fucking dare raise your hand like you won even though you did win beast
>>145224072he's not french, he's african from one of those islands
I can't believe Mrs Chandler is actually named after cheese
I can't believe the guy that won had his hands raised in celebration... what the FUCK dude aren't we ashamed of ourselves? What happened to honor and dignity?
>>145223821Two niggas staring at eachother for 25 b? yeah I already seen magumbo vs lewis
>>145223814Jiri vs Jiri
remember when joes like put your hand down! to yan kek
>>145224096This! So much this!
Why was Tom looking directly at Curtis' cup as he cowered on the ground?
khamzat Kadyrov
Ah I see so by your guys's logic if Islam got 10-7ed in the final round and knocked down about 5 times while winning the rest of the rounds like he did he should raise his hands in celebration
>>145223843the last 30 seconds would be a WAR though
>YOU LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE GET FUCKED FOR FREE?Well, do you?
story winning chad criteria slurping virgin
>>145224048It is theorized this is how lesbians procreate
>>145224121Yeah it's PAWGGERS
Islam, Belal, and Merab were the better men at performing in accordance to the rules of the simulated fight
>>145224048Porn just isn't hip anymore.
>>145224112According to "people" here only the last few seconds of the fight matterI guess strickland is the GOAT
Finna get proper stoned
>>145224141Correct.
>>145224144to death, hopefully
>>145224141>According to "people" hereAlso ONE judging criteria
>>145224150We don't practice barbarism here
>>145224144Ta lad, toime fer a proppa spliff.
>>145224150
>>145224150Not cool.
DA MEWN IS ON DA BLEEDIN LOW LEVEL!!!
>>145222263belawl also is childless, really makes you wonder what's really up with those dagi teams. if I had a submissive towel I'd have more irish twins crawling about around than I could count b
>*rubs my nuts against your legs for 4 rounds not even getting a takedown*>*gets knocked down 9 times in the final round in a 10-7*>*wins*This is what "heem" wants
>>145224178What did he mean by that?
>>145224178Bog dwelling irish monkey.
I hate when people make fun of Max Holloway's dick. How do we know it's real size it was obviously flaccid? It's so tiresome, growerbros.
>>145224188it's not a bleedin balewn m8 you ain't foolin NOBODY
>>145224158Probably be quite fun to smoke with Gooby he's erratic and has a yacht and up for watching heems bet he gets weird though
>>145224183You're making up fake scenarios to get mad at
>>145224194Tha fowen innt do it joostice!!
>>145224202Nevertheless..
>>145224201
>>145224202To no one's surprise the ESL can't comprehend the concept of a hypothetical either
>>145224182Downright peculiar
The new Batman absolutely heems Aspinall, Jones, and Stipe in the same night.
>>145224210What causes you to dwell on hypothetical scenarios that make you angry? This isn't normal behaviour
>>145224210The almighty Big Al peems beem upon heem said hypotheticals are the work of Satan b
>>145224204kek
>>145224226The fact that you aren't willing to engage with it on any level is hilariously damning
>>145224201I'm surprised he doesn't have his own vanity imprint for weed like Khalifa Kush.
>>145224144Make an espresso to go with it b weed and coffee is the breakfast of journeymen
>>145224184Usually it's up there, but tonight, it's at oye level.
I HAD BLEEDIN BREAKFAST THIS MORN YA FEWL
>>145224233It's okay anon, the title fight where the winner got dropped 9 times in round 5 is not real and it can't hurt you. It's very important that you take your medicine everyday
>>145224234Talmbout Propa Bud a real oirish hoibrid from a real oirish weed connewssewr
>>145224233It's a delusional hypothetical with no basis in reality.
Nah yeh
>>145224261>>145224264So you think nothing's wrong with it and that's why you won't engage with it basically
>>145222720>TopuriaMe>RoseOlivi's braphole.
>>145224242Appreciate it big dalwg but it's 6.30 post meridian over here it is a good mix though
>>145224264it's reality exaggerated by about 3.50%
>>145224273We are not obligated to engage with your psychosis.
>>145224287Note how none of your replies are saying "I'm a logical person", because you aren't and just seek easy dunks for internet points on an anonymous anime forum
Oh nice, French schizo is back
>>145224287He ain't wrong tho
>>145224273If they got 10-7'd in the final round they still could have won, as there are 4 other rounds of combat. Hope this helped.>>145224282It is not.
>>145224279You didn't tag a single bong in that post
Dookie bros I just heard the newsThis isn't fucking fair man
For me, the p4p GOAT will always be Swedegeek. He was a real ass nigga.
>>145224290I don't seek easy dunks, you just happen to be one
>>145224295criteria slurper
>>145224295That's not the hypothetical, the hypothetical is that the winner held the loser up against the cage for 4 rounds and won all of them, to which you can presume they were 10-9's because controlling the clinch isn't a dominating position
>>145224322you regularly reply angrily to unrelated posts when you mistakenly perceive a slight to one of the men you call daddy
>>145224322You like when the more boring fighter is rewarded by the sport's rules ultimately
Imagine Max and Rob lose decisions but win round 5, it'll send this lil nigga over the edge RIP
>>145224325I prefer the winner be the guy that won the majority of the rounds yeah. >>145224332Yeah if he got held against the cage for 4 rounds with literally no damage happening from either side that seems like a giant hole in the losers game that he should probably do something about, and he deserves to lose.
doo tied his tie and put up the sign all hisself
>>145224350nigga you gay
>>145224306Heard he's getting the Conor fight
>>145224362>if he got held against the cage for 4 rounds with literally no damage happening from either side that seems like a giant hole in the losers game that he should probably do something aboutyou leave Aldo alone!
>>145224350Are you still living in a car mon amis people have been wanting to know
>>145224362fundamentally we disagree. rubbing your crotch on a man's leg for 5 minutes isn't a win to anybody but the muzzsissies
>>145224345Fights are scored round by round, go watch ONEcrap if it makes you this upset
>>145224381Talk Tuah
>>145224363>red tieI am not a fan of this horrendous aesthetic unless Daner's friend does it
I think we can all agree that you should not be allowed to win the belt by decision
>>145224386Why are we acting like the guy getting held can't do anything? He can take a risk and be on the floor, but it's on him to escape. If you let a man hold you in place for 5 minutes and you can't do anything about it you lose.
>>145224350being a porn star must be an incredibly sad existence
>>145224401Championship fights should have no limits on rounds and end in a double DQ and vacant title if the fighters get exhausted
When is khamzat gonna go on the talk tuah podcast
>>145224416I agree without irony
The real redpill is that Schaub was poisoned not just for his Brazil fights, but in every single fight he had.Mossad would not allow Schaub to win the UFC title and become the longest-reigning HW champion in history (which he surely would have done). They poured shellfish shells into the air conditioning in Schaub's hotels to make him dicey. Schaub is pure Aryan stock, descending from an elite German family and his great-grandfather had even worked at the Auschwitz death camp. Schaub's great-grandfather worked in the tortilla stand at the camp, preparing tortillas for the inmates, but was notorious and hated amongst them for his brutality. He would routinely and purposefully mix up their orders; putting green lettuce on the tortilla when the customer had asked for red lettuce; or making a spicy tortilla when the prisoner had asked for a mild serving. Holocaust survivors tell tales of old man Schaub to this very day, and the Mossad put the brakes on the career of the most promising HW talent that the sport of MMA had ever seen.>>145224192>Chestbrah still aroundBased.Only real 4chan oldfags will remember Tinytrip.
>>145224413I think you'd be surprised.
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>>145224427I think you'd be surprised.
Only sissies believe in rounds.
Ple-please ref! Save me! I-I need the rules to do something about this man dominating me!
>>145224423Isn't that only 10-12 years ago or is my mind getting foggy
>>145224409I know you've never trained, but there's a reason that there are positions that are commonly used to stall in mma. When strength and skill are somewhat equal, once you've gotten to these positions it's generally much easier to keep them as the offending party, especially if you make no attempt at meaningful offence/position improvement while in them. It's always the choice of the offending party to stall, and it shouldn't score.
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>>145224446The defending guy can do many things, they just aren't advantageous.
>>145224306what's happening homeboy?
>>145224458Not much sweetcheeks wassup w u bb gurl
>we need REAL fights with no rounds or time limits>but also pwease reffy save me from the stronger man holding in a position I can't get out of pwease
Who is he quoting?
>>145224466The majority of fights when MMA was "real" to these guys were a grappler holding another guy down for 30 minutes
Fights are supposed to be scored based on effective striking and grappling, which are defined by their IMMEDIATE impact and their contribution to a finish. The other criteria only come into play when effective striking/grappling is equal. I'm okay with those rules, but to make it more exciting and more balanced we should score submission attempts over control time. If you control someone the whole round but they lock in submission attempts on you, you should lose the round. This would also encourage wrestlers to potentially give up their position in favor of making a sub attempt.
>>145224468Are you giving a story or not I held up my end of the bargain
The Party has just begun
>>145224478I should add that this is already what the rules imply (what is effective grappling if not submission attempts?) but the judges do not score this way.
Wait a minute... are brazzas actually just Khazars?
>>145224475I know, none of these cazzies have ever watched Randleman vs Rutten so they romanticise a version of the sport that could never exist
nobody said they should be taken out of the position, only that it shouldn't score. stalling is called stalling because neither of the men are in danger or need to be "saved". most sweeps and getups are a result of the defending party finding an opportunity in the chaos or imbalance that occurs from the offending party actually trying to do damage or improve position
>>145224443Tinytrip was posting in 2010/11.
>>145224492What do you think Khazmat would look like if you shaved his beard and gave him a funny hat?
>>145224500The last Swedenbender
>>145224504gangly ben shapiro
>>145224487Well for example in Tsarukyan vs Oliveira the judges (correctly) scored a combination of ground n pound + control over (failed) sub attempts
The head kick will be there for Max Holloway
>>145224527you are a gay guy
>>145224531In my opinion, I agree
>>145224518I don't know about that. I thought Charles did enough to win the fight, but Arman had a few moments of good ground and pound, yeah. I think a more clear cut case is Gane vs. Ngannou. Gane should have won that fight based on his submission attempt that ultimately cost him his position, as Ngannou wasn't doing anything from the top at all and was getting pieced up on the feet.
>>145224498Unsettling thawlt
>>145224542humbly, in my own thoughts, I concur
The head kick will be there for aleksander rakic
>>145224527Sorry frenchie I'm a fickle fan and you've lost me
Max will set a new strike record on Illia
>>145224565wrong. his chin isn't that good
>>145224549losing a dominant position by doing a botched heel hook in the wrong direction shouldn't and doesn't score anything
>>145224568I guess Calvin Kattar really was the perfect crash test dummy
Max is going to focus on bodywork. He's going to make Ilia crumble in the second half of the fourth round. I saw this in a dream.
Rob's Maori blood will activate and he will literally kill Khazmat and become the first in ring murderer in the UFC.
>>145224570I think the attempt should score higher than laying and praying/stalling, which is what Ngannou was doing. At the very least it shows aggression which Ngannou did not show. Ngannou was not using effective grappling, so I think it's fair to score aggression and even weak sub attempts.
volkanovski vs holloway 4 incoming
>>145224549You want people to get points for failed attempts why not participation blowjobs off Olivi while you're at it
Bo Nickall
>>145224593and max will win.
>>145224585Why'd you cut when he hits the zaza and starts moving normally again out?
>>145224597This is profound Swede-ness.
>>145224587I must have missed it b, glad to hear that I was a little bit worried for you last time you enchanted us with your presence
>>145224599volk will win and the then ilia will heem him againthen max will fight ilia and beat him again then
Pacific Islanders are as inbred as the caucus people but no one ever talks about that
>>145224602I didn't make the webm
>>145224594Yes, because a failed attempt is similar to a significant strike. It might not put the fighter out, but it is contributing to a potential finish. The rules are very clear about effective striking and grappling being defined that way. The point is, stalling (as Ngannou was doing) is not effective grappling as defined by the rules. He never once even pretended to attempt a finish.
>>145224618Oh.
>>145224607Sorry b my shitposting is especially uncreative right now
>>145224597Looks like me hanging out in Rinkeby
>>145224624I was actually praising you. Be proud Sweden and carry your head high.
>>145224617They're pleasant enough people and drink beer eat pork and other normal things
>>145224617there's really only one common denominator in cousin fucking b
>>145224632Just don't ask them about dis Sataday nite.
>>145224636European monarch families were muslim?
>>145224636Stinky
we gonna see (how much of a drunk I am) dis sataday mornin
Damn fights are early huh? When do you reckon they will wrap EST?
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>>145224636When your population is isolated enough it doesn't need to be a first cousin, same thing in Iceland
>>145224650>the-the heckin royal families from centuries ago
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>>145224216Confirmed heemer
>>145224631The nordic consensus accepts this compliment
>>145224672You stinky little sausage
>>145224672Sonovabitch
Why they call dis doo last style bender when he just a kick boxer?
>>145224692he's a bender with style
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>>145223814Belal vs Belal for the highest level mix martial arts contest possible
