zero games today, none at all.
>>145216996you are gay
GO HABS GO
>>145217008Just like my islanders
>>145217008Proof?
/playoffsbound/
>laffs
>>145216996Based OP
I LOVE prime sports
hocvious >>145207127
My Preds won't lose tonight...
>>145216996>>145216996>>145216996>>145216996>>145216996>>145216996>>145216996
I forgot wrestling was even on. Shows how much I care lol.
>>145217034Haha I get it because they're not playing tonight xd
>>145217034LETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDS
4/17/22
>>145217044wrestling isn't for another 2 days
Penalties are getting soft in the nhl. what the fuck was that
>>145217033i miss it already
>Prime glazing Matthews for a run-of-the-mill backcheck
>>145217029/KRAK/
>>145217008COPE SEETHE ETC LEAF BITCH
>>145217042Raped by bud
>Vaselinesky
hmm...very quiet all of a sudden...
Maple leafs power play finally scores on attempt number 700
Gary laffs need a PPNo problem and shalom
>>145217099its crazy that trevor is the third oldest one there
>>145217073I wouldn't backcheck after I got any kind of significant contract at all
>>145217113tragic that trinity wound up doing onlyfans
Wife just went into labour lads. Might give my son a nice finnish name
Nick robertson is so shit. this guys four foot nothingtypical dubas pick
>>145217154yeah i fapped to some of it, not bad
>>145217161Ukko-Pekka's a good one
Copey I can’t believe you met swayman and didn’t say anything
>>145217168you're almost as big of a faggot as trb. i say almost because it's impossible to reach that level, but you're close
>Knies
>>145217185
>>145217189you got there, so it can't be that hard
last thread it was waffles this thread it's wafflecones
Laffs in full dive mode now.
>>145217235cope, sunbelter
>>145217185me in the middle
>>145217189>fapping to women is faggot behaviourlol
Holy shit Vasi is washed
>kraken put vince dunn on LTIRWell so much for the hot streak
>>145217185why does that child have a beard?
>>145217161Name him Pekka and christen him in a sauna
>>145217257no more half seasons to benefit from
>>145217266from Kazakhstan
>>145217257tranpa d is in shambles too
glass tanev what a beast
uhhh....
>>145217222For me, it's a chocolate dipped waffle cone
>>145217339ever tried these?
>>145217324Didn't someone tell you this was an all White party?
>>145217324Unfathomably based
>>145217324>it's realright but I'd get fired from my job for dressing up like a jigaboo
>>145217353I've never seen them before
>>145217367Unless you're the prime ministerHEYO!
>>145217367you should protest and sue Gary and the League for not giving a care for White people enough
>V4silevskiy
How the mighty have fallen. Laffs eliminating the boltz in 2023 was their stanley cup
>pulledOh no no no
Vasilevskiy struggles with shots from distance
it is too easy
There's the getting BTFO chimpout
bolts sisters samir is laughing at us again
>>145217444hello paging planet retard
>>145217380I think it's a walmart itemI'm more into ice creams and can wait until I'm done with my Cornetto to have a waffle cone end
Max Dummy back at it again
Bullshit make up call. thank you gary. the penalties must be even my liege
only shit teams tomorrow
>>145217444lemme know when they make a mint chocolate chip one of those, ya hear me??
Why are they not called the Maple Leaves? Maple Leafs isn't grammatically correct.
Why THE FUCK is marner taking a draw
>>145217543>BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
>>145217469Somehow, we ended up buying a bunch of the Hezbollah pagers that blow up
>blots get gifted a 2 minutes 5-on-3>can't scoreHow did those frauds go 4-0 to start the year?
Holy moly we got ourselves a goalie
It was in.
>>145217621a weak schedule
stolarz stole the show aha haa
If I was an nhl gm I would draft and sign exclusively London Knights like Stolarz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR ASTERISK CUPS YOU FRAUDS
holy shit tampa fucking sucks
>>1452177211967 bitch
>>145217737***
>>145217643>Vasileavsky
Lafftard calls somebody else a fraud kwab
say smartdont start
>>145217758>all three of our cups make canadians cryKeep saying they're asterisks and remember your overrated shit team blew a 3-1 lead to the team we broke in the 2021 final
Oh yeah he bubblin'
Anyone remember Garett sparks?
>>145217672And cliff pu
>>145217788>It's Art™>image related
>>145217811only for that 8-7 game against chicago in 18-19
Hey heyHeyHey, remember when the Lightning were good and contenders?Yeah, I don't think that really happened.
>>145217811Really thought he was gonna be the future after that shutout in his first gameBuddy couldn't locate a crease with a map
Panarin has hair again
>>145217863B-b-b-b-but they beat juggernauts Habs and Stars in back-to-back finals!
Oilers would demolish both these shit teams like they did with the stars when it matters KWAB
>>145216996kraken are the only team in sports today that is able to inflict actual pyschic damage on large numbers of people.
>>145217886Not to mention the Gold Standard new york islanders in the conference finals
>>145217863ahem, trophy case
EDMONTON WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOOTY OF THESE TEAMS
>>145217075>>145216996>>145217029Krakheadsisters are the Ave's going to end our streak? Is Cake Makar the second coming of Vishnu or something?
Robertson is like my girlfriend in the bedroom. No finish
A lot of Tampa's problems would be solved if they had a really strong right shot on the second line.Maybe they'll buy Stamkos from Nashville at the deadline.
>>1452178971 9 6 7
>>145217932probably
>>145217932Kraks will beat Aves again like they did in 2023 :)
>Dylan’s stars
>>145217998JEN
>>145217998Robertson can't score on Shoot-the-puck-at-the-Net Night™
>>145217932All we can do is believe in Dan, Hockey Mommy, and the boys. :)
I just realized the Swayman situation reminds me of Habs back in 2010. Remember when they traded away Halak for nothing and Carey Price had all the leverage?
>>145218054Now I remember
>>145218041This one got an audible guffaw out of me
>>145217932pretty good chance bednar starts georgiev again
>>145218005If only they had Stamkos
>>145218054Price hadn't broken out yet. Habs took the gamble that Price would develop into an elite tendie and it paid off.
>>145218096until big listerine got him
Mats looks like he could take Reaves spot in the lineup
>>145218096>it paid offhow so?
>>145218152They made finals once and got blown out
>>145218152Halak got bounced around the league as a backup afterwards while Price was the best goalie in the league for a time. Shame Habs management was utter shit and couldn't surround him with actual players
>>145218168kwab
It’s sad to think about how fans of the leafs haven’t even seen their team play in the finals since 1967. Same for the islanders they haven’t had dreams of success since 1984. What a sad fate.
>More diversity means less quebec players and more burger and euro players
kek the dumb bitch on Amazon doesn’t know how to pronounce wolf
>>145218270americans are taking over. the league will be 50% american soon
>>145218270>Oy vey goy disable that adblocker do you know how hard our unpaid interns work?
If this was sportsnet we'd be listening to ron maclean spouting off limericks. remember that
>>145218312
>>145218326never respond to me again you fucking raped bitch
My penguins ):
>>145218299>kek the dumb bitch on Amazon doesn’t know how to pronounce wolf
has any north american sports franchise had 3 "championships" where all three had asterixs?
none of the streams for this shit game are working
the website i use for streaming games stopped working pls help anon
>>145218451>>145218446Buy Amazon prime chud.
Fan Duel Network just cut to a gambling commercial during live play
>>145218446>>145218451welcome to bezospuck
>>145218270we need quebec city more than ever
>>145218470>>145218476i just googled stream east and the stream on the first website that came up works
>>145218414dodgers have 2, at least. 1981 was a strike season and 2020 was coronapox.
the absolute state of FDSN
Keep your fuckin head up kid
>>145218508For me it's SDPN
OEL heeming niggas
How soft is the nhl where a stupid retard skating with his head down right into the ass of a bigger player results in a penalty
Fucken rights domi
Where is everybody
>>145218889Only one game between two teams nobody here likes
>>145218889i was only planning to watch the 3rd period and the game was a blowout so I didn't bother
>>145218889dylan's at work at the gay retard factory
>>145218889>laffs
>>145218979i heard they mould the retards after you
>>145218889Here I am!!
>>145218889the animefags finally 41%ed themselves yesterday so /hoc/ is gonna be quiet for a bit until new losers take their place
>>145218889with our hockey player gfs
a curse upon gary for this miserable day of almost no games
life or death for garyboy?
>>145219143today, tomorrow, and Wednesday are a trial, and Gary is trying to do something with this FF gimmick and it can't be good... not if it's Gary... >anyway, football is a distraction that many people find tolerable... I've heard...
>>145219195Shut the fuck up you idiot
>>145218270Maurice the Richard is rolling in his grave
AI Gary Poem:In the shadows of ice, a figure looms,Gary Bettman, amidst cheers and glooms.A proud Jewish leader, yet some might lament,His heritage questioned, intentions mismeant.Decisions that echo, fans left in despair,Lockouts and battles, the breath of fresh airTurns stale as the game’s heart seems to race,Yet the soul of the sport often feels out of place.Expansion teams sprout, yet questions arise,Is profit the goal, or the love for the prize?While some find the joy in the growth of the game,Others wonder if all this is just part of the fame.In a world full of dreams, his vision feels narrow,As the pulse of the fans turns to whispers of sorrow.For every new rink, a piece of the past,Is hockey a sport, or a business amassed?So here’s to the man who walks on the ice,Navigating the politics, rolling the dice.In the realm of the game, he plays his own role,But for many who love it, it’s a bitter toll.
>>145218979Kek Dylan does suck
>>145219230my honest reaction
>>145219231what the fuck did you just say about me?
>>145219230I don't think it was nice to tell the AI to call Gary a Jew
>>145219230why it's a Gary Day Miracle... >Hey maybe that's what October 22 is... that would make today Gary's Day Eve, lads...
>once again not on the scoresheetkwab
>>145218889I’m getting ready for bed since I have to wage tomorrow
Jake guentzel is a fuckin garden knome. this guy was supposed to be the stamkos replacement? crosby babby
Posting every second on /hoc/ and watching hockey youtubers and steve dangle and shannon and coach chippy was such an strange moment of my life... I wasnt doing anything, wasnt going out... just 2019-2023 living life through this. Thank god I went back to uni or that would’ve been the rest of my life.
and now youre back
What does coach chippy do
chippy and crisp aha
>>145219581Makes hockey videos and pretends to be players in the locker room.
shannon is so boring i can't even watch him as a meme, except when he puts my favourite team at the top of his power rankings
stop fucking calling him shannon you weird parasocial fags
if he didn't have such a bland generic youtube name people would call him something else
>don't call this dude by his name it makes me feel yucky
>>145214763I wouldn't listen to Dangle even if someone paid me to do it.
>>145219624anon is right, we need to start referring to him with his proper title Dr. Hockey
>>145219624He’s the closest thing I can call a friend
>>145219280R A P E D
>>145219657you're in your truck listening to podcasts all night anyways, just do us a favor and find out why dangle got fired
Just stopped by to say that I’m going to bed, my Botox looks amazing, and my team plays tomorrow
>>145219566What are you studying now?
>>145219743No. I value my time too much to do that. I rather listen to good podcasts or music.
>>>and my team plays tomorrow[]
>>145219754everyone's team plays tomorrow
>>145219762
>>145219600I like when he pretends to be Marchand
>>145219779Yes yes that it is technically true but MY TEAM plays tomorrow
why is gary so determined to grow the game™ to the unemployed black community this season?
>>145219841So Dallas is winning this year
>>145219775bud1
Just smoked some of the game I grew this year
>>145219754Did it remove your forehead creases?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>145219939yep, the cum slides right off now
>>145219939She said I didn’t have forehead creasing bad enough to warrant Botox. I got it in my glabella for an eyebrow lift and next to my mouth for a smile lift.
>>145219841if they all copied snoop doggy dog and bought every hockey jersey then gary would be a very happy jew
>>145219841That should really be the NHL's focus area. People that will never have access to the sport and no interest in it.
lmao Shannon's wife has a special needs kid
>1 game on today>16 fucking games tomorrowwhat the FUCK is Gary's problem. He knows that Shannon has to watch all these games and review them right.Gary is such a fucking asshole.
>>145220174I think they both have duds
>>145220174she married her kid?
Shannon is a big fan of the band The Warning. Those queers on /mu/ used to constantly have a thread on them
>>145220197I think it's Gary's way of trying to sabotage NBA opening night.
anyone remember the deleted stream where shannon was using his pregnant cat like a punching bag "to avoid the fees"? he was really drunk and they deleted it like 10 hours later after they woke up
>>145220174>>145220197>>145220206>>145220212>>145220230guys this is patheticdo better
>>145220258Sorry Dr. Hockey
does gary know that shannons wifes bull is usually over at their place in the middle of the afternoon? does gary really expect shannon to keep up with the nhl.com boxscores of 3 games from his cuck cage?
How come the >laffs always try so hard in the regular season and then don't at all in the playoffs
>>145220291What are you talking about Under keefe and babs they were always 3rd place in the atlantic
>>145220258found another genetic dud
I'm a genetic jack hammer
>>145219997sad
anyone remember the video shannon made where he broke down the events of 04/17/22? he wore an islanders jersey from what i remember but the specific details elude me
one time my comment buck broke thg so bad he made an entire video about me
>>145220497>>145220530I see buds comments under his islanders videos all the time.
This team is cursed.
one time my bud1 comment budbroke trb so bad he spammed an entire thread about me
>>145220197These arenas do basketball, concerts, and other things. With 82 games per team plus playoffs for half of em sometimes shit just doesn't work out.
>>145220567Sad
>>145220567Sounds like Dylan he’s got a stick up his mangina
Fuck gary
>>145220649kwab i almost posted something similar
I just subscribed to ESPN+
>>145220717based now you can watch frozen fury
>>145220717You know you can watch all the games for free on this place called THE INTERNET
>rags
>>145220737>pictured is Dylan watching his stars shit the bed
>>145220717thanks for supporting the WNBA
>>145220737onhockey tv is unusable
>imagine allowing an imaginary friend to live in your head rent freeSAD
>>145220818stars didn't even play today, dylan absolutely mindraped that leaf
>>145220841>>145220818>Dylan isn’t real>makes Dylan like posts KEK kwab
Matthews was never good
>>145220717what sports do you get with it?
>>145220855Just like my stars
>>145220848>everyone is the same personi can see youre continuing to double down on your retardation and schizophrenia
Stars fucking suck, fuck the stars. Oilers own them
>>145220802If you can't find a good link that's on you.
>this fag is so obsessed he uses a VPN to seethe 2x as much about the StarsJust ask him out, Copey.
>>145220862Based >>145220876People are waking up and realizing Dylan and his stars are shit KWAB
>>145220898You’re raped, Copey. Time to face facts.
>>145220927
>>145220938screencapping a regular season win is wicked work
>>145220938now do a screenshot of when the oilers play the stars. when the games actually matter :)
>so mad he responded 3 times LMAO OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
What did /hoc/ think of Monday Night Hockey on Amazon Prime™?
>quickly changes the subject HAHAHAHA LMAO OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>145220983Well it was two team that I don't give a fuck about, so I didn't watch it. But I am excited for tomorrow.
You just know Dylan is gooning when he saves and reposts my posts. KEK kwab
For me its the New York Rangers
dylan is bud south
>>145220983>"monday night hockey">its one game between two shit teams Truly a night to remember in the hockey world
>>145221012>>145221023Nobody cares about your gay crush like Jesus see a counselor or something preferably one that specializes in rape if you’re gonna keep embarrassing yourself like this
>>145221033>dylan doesn't understand the concept of friends so he thinks everyone in copey's corner is copeyquite sad imo
nobody is in either corner
>>145221043Did you mean to give yourself away just then?
>>145221006>>145221024I was told the tampa bay lightning are an unstoppable dynasty
unvaccinated japanese hymen with pigtails
Tfw work at 5am
>>145221054no schizo
>>145221054Copey is like a brother to me on here united for our hatred of Dylan KWAB
just finished reading the game by ken drydenall i learned is that gary is immortal
>>145221043NFN Copey you literally got caught doing that years back. You posted a screenshot to prove you weren’t samefagging and included your leaf and American posts with (you)s by accident because you’re mentally deficient. Because you are so mentally deficient it serves to reason you learned nothing and carried on with the same sad shtick. I say that with love btw
>>145221075
>>145220898copey you need help dude
>>145221079Seems you never learned English either
Why did the people of Tempe, Arizona vote to have a toxic dump in their city instead of the Arizona Coyotes franchise?
>>145221086>p-please read my schizo babblekwab
Dylan is replying to me twice whose the real schizo now kek
>>145221066based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145221092>>145221102>>145221104Get help
>>145219581coach chimpy
this namefaggery is really fucking gay
>>145221112just like my stars
>>145221102>>145221104dudeget help(copying the other posters' wording just to drive you insane)
>>145221112Real Pacific hours are dead because of like two or three guys I would almost certainly try to move away from if they were near me on the bus
>>145221115You sound incredibly raped >just like your knights
>>145221117heyyou like me ^_^
>>145221126post cup no milly dilly
>>145221112I'm just mad that the nickname Dylan stuck. It should have been Seethey. It was right there.
>>145221131no I think you're a mentally ill detriment to society
>>145220952>>145220958That loss could be the decider if Oilers have another 7th game away in the Stanley Cup final
>Dylan trying to name himself Cute kwab
>>145221136you dont know who i am lmao im not a part of your faggy inner circle war im just a guy who likes hockey
>>145221142no I could tell
>>145221150tell this*gapes asshole*
>>145221132>>145221135>>145221139https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/107503026/#107507933I genuinely hope you do get help, man. You’re not well and have no quality of life that much is clear.
>>145221163no milly kwab
>>145221169proxy back on
This is what happens when there's only one game, Gary.
>>145221163>2021Grim
>>145221176There should be zero games
>>145221132>no milly dillyholy fucking based KEK
>>145221142Sounds gay
Going to the retard store, anybody need anything?
>>145220856If I didn't like the NHL or college sports this would not be worth it. I'm pretty sure you get a decent amount of baseball with it, but Fox has the exclusive for the World Series.Only been poking around for a second but the classic game section looks awesome. Cup games going back to the sixties.
>>145221182It’s only a burn to you because you achieved literally nothing in the last 24 years lmao.
>>145221163KEK I was in that thread
>>145221201sweet bro take screen caps of cool stuff you see from the classic era
how badly is gary seething that is multiple decade long failed pet project found immediate success in a new city outside of the sunbelt?
>>145221231almost as badly as dylan is seething rn
>>145221240kek good one
Hey guys, heard you were mentioning me
dumbass niggas
>>145221267definitely wasn't dylan KWAB
stupid ass niggas
>>145221279Classic Dylan moment.
Shit don't change til you get up and wash yo ass nigga
MASSA TAKE THE CHAINS OFF MEEE
>>145221279dylan won the moral victory here, which, imo, is more important
>>145221302did he though?https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1623816512233517060
there is lots of games on tommorw. why couldnt some of them be on today/.?
>>145221304This link gave my computer a virus
>>145221311that was the only time espn had for a league less popular than mls and the wnba.
>>145221313i can post an instagram link if you want
>>145221231Utah is firmly sunbelt, we settled this 20 threads ago
>>145218301>Future Habs superstar defenseman and goalie is a burger Grim
>>145221313you should get mcafee anti virus. you will not get a virus ever again
why did gary stop growing the game™ in japan and italy?
>>145221416They made an anime, there is no more growth in Japan possible.
anime? more like really gay
>>145221416their populations are dying. he will try again when they start mass importing jeets
>>145221428>anime is gayi am suddenly interested in anime now
>>145221448least swedish poster
>>145221436canada is already full of jeets and he hasn't managed to grow the game to them this entire time. i'm starting to think that gary really is just adam silver's puppet
>>145221416the next winter olympics are in italy, that's why he's sending the NHLers back.
>>145221416>asia>hockeylol,
I wouldn't mind if that faggot Chris Johnston got his faggot head cut off for making this post.
>>145221503most stable thg fan
>>145221503why do hall of famers and current nhl stars respect steve dangle but barely even know shannon "cuckold" skanes?
>>145221503no more steve dangle posts until you find out why he quit sportsnet for us
>>145221448control yourself Anders you piece of shit
Think I am gonna make a hockey related porno called Master Blader and its gonna be me cumming all over a pair of hockey skates. Would you watch it? You wouldn't see me nor my penis it'd just be the hockey skates.
>>145221522Because Shannon has never worked for a main stream outlet before
>>145221540Kind of defeats the purpose
>>145221384Utah is in the Sus-Belt. Not quite sunbelt but still very suspect in if a hockey team should even be located there.
>>145221559>hockey belongs hereWhere's my fucking team, Gary?!?
>>145221416Why doesn't gary grow the game in india? There are a lot of them in Canada and they already have a passion for the sport indirectly via /cric/It seems like the biggest market to tap into
>>145221573Advocate for one then faggot. Until then the Flames claim your land whether you like it or not.
>>145221598>calgaypfft, hahaha
>>145221573Are you a transplant?
>>145221589remember when /hoc/ and /cric/ were bitter enemies kwab and they used to get autosaged all the time kek
>>145221619sixth generation
>>145221573right here
>>145221605The city has an NHL team. The entirety of your state does not. Gary will never give you a team anyways.
>>145221634not quite, but it's along the rockies so i root for you
But enough about Gary
>>145221634hahahahahah u have to align with faggy colorado retards
>>145221626Good for you, cowboy.
>>145221642>salty calgay flamers tearstypical from a non-mountain team
>>145221652No mountains but an NHL team. I'll take it
>>145221650You asked. How's the paper route going?
yall snippy tonite damn!! ion kno what to do wit yall
That game was based as hell. McCabe, Domi, OEL, Tavares and McMann all got into it as well. We were chirping and bullying them all game long. Tampa is so pathetic it’s sad.
>>145221656>I'll take itpfft, hahaha
>>145221687Where's your NHL team?
>>145221700Same place this state's population is. Where's your milly?
>>145221708Based
>>145221708>this statepfft, hahaha
>>145221708you btfo him
I live vicariously through copey as my own team hasn’t won this milly.
>>145221736just like my islanders via the broship
>ynr when calgary flim fans were taking telescopic photos of mountains over 50kms away in a vein attempt to prove their city was mountainous
>>145221708can someone decipher this retard speak?
>>145221676The old maple leafs are back. no more numale kyle dubas sheldon keefe hockey.
>>145221745Mountain autism is funny.
>>145221708a bit esoteric, no?
>>145221736just like bud as this bro said >>145221741, there's ALWAYS a seat for you here in knights knation
>call me back... please
>>145221659Yes I did. And I really think it is good for you. It wasn't sarcasm. I would like to be a cowboy in Montana.
>uhh uhhhh actually I win, therefore I wingenius plan bud
>>145221416growing the game in places with shrinking populations is a real classic gary move
>>145221847yeah I bet you would
>>145221874Why is your mind always going straight to the fag things?
>>145221881Because with you everything is gay.
>>145221874where did you find this picture of me and my american boyfriend?
>>145221896I just had to search up 'Swedish Paperboy' and there it was.
>>145221889Ok, Canacuck.
>>145221902KWAB him and his bf dylan
>>145221903careful where you throw that stone in your glass palace
>>145221903The absolute irony of your retardation.
tfw this is the view from my backyard
>>145221999uh huh
shalomenta
>>145222009Just proving he posts on Reddit
>>145222015yeah, no possible chance he shamelessly stole the image to claim it as his own
>>145221999Nice. This is pretty close to my backyard.
>>145222035nice larp
>>145222044Don't you ever say that about my girlfriend ever again, i'll kick your butt!
flatoids can handle the beauty of gods country. have to pretend it isn't real
>>145221903This looked pretty funny so I looked this retard up, looks like pajeet might have made a uhoh!
>>145222068the mountains are real enoughyou being anywhere near them is suspect when images are reposted from reddit
>>145222092I literally live in the mountains. Maybe the other anon doesn't but me and noel do. Don't you slander my good name.
>>145222107post a pic with timestamp with your view then
I can see canadian and american mountains in my city. I even climbed one many years ago
that's 10 Canadian posts in a row
>>145222086Is that the paper boys twitter or something
>>145222114>do this for me!!>do that for me!! How about I tell you to go fuck yourself, you don't like me anyways, you wouldn't care if I did what you wanted anyways. You can go suck my ass. >i don't believe you then Thats fine you aren't important to me and I'm not out to do anything for you other than to encourage you walk into traffic. You have no power or influence to do shit other than to be another gay leaf on /hoc/
Getting real pick me energy from that post
>>145221847my bad, and no you wouldn't
everyone plays today
>>145222477except Yotes
>>145222480OUR clubbies play tomorrow
calgary larpers
The nhl should allow if not force full cages.Got hit in the face with a green biscuit playing roller once and I now I will never play without one.Sharks win today btw.
>>145222567>The use of pads or protectors made of metal, or of any other material likely to cause injury to an opposing player is prohibited. Referees have the authority to prohibit any equipment they feel may cause injury to any participant in the game. Failure to comply with the Referees’ instructions shall result in a minor penalty for delay of game. A mask or protector of a design approved by the League may be worn by a player who has sustained a facial injury.>In the first instance, the injured player shall be entitled to wear any protective device prescribed by the Club doctor. If any opposing Club objects to the device, it may record its objection with the Commissioner"the players association isnt interested in protecting teeth
>/frozenfrenzy/ tonightthanks gar!
>>145222592Have a bowl of oatmeal and calm the fuck down
>>145222600Oatmeal is full of pesticides and is for horses
>>145222600>>145222722too late, already had my morning oats with cottage cheese
your mom says I'm like a horse and it's not because I eat oatmeal
my mom knows a lot about horses so i trust you on that
>>145222805It's because the injuns ride you 'til you're dead then eat you and go steal another.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
Good morning /hoc/ I'm stuck in the office today and my wings are gonna lose tonight whilst I drink
>>145222865
>>145222906oh yes
Give me one good reason we shouldn't plan the parade. I'll wait.
>>145222942playoffs
>>145222923>2 gp
only shit games tonight, when are the good teams playing
classic finnish humour
>>145223057masterful jest sir
Just dropped a fat marner
>>145223085I hope you spend your work breaks with her
>>145223062fug :DDDDDD
/hoc/, you’re the Deryck Whibley to my Greig Nori <3
>>145223221you too...
>>145223222nice digits
nice benis
>>145223249thanks
>>145223244y-you too..
>where's the puck
>>145223057I think PWHL season starts in a month
>>145223297Mark your calendars
What did they mean by this?
>>145223370>Feral Baboons Inc.
>>145223249Don't flatter me (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
future goat
I will literally watch 0 games tonight except for perhaps my team
>>145223466same desu
Only shit matchups tonight
>>145223466this setup would work if it were the weekend or a holiday
>>145223449That is steve buscemi
only shite fixtures this evening
For me, it'll be >mild vs kitties then >relocanes vs soilers 16 games and hardly any good ones
>>145223554I hope my shitty hurricanes expose the fraudulent oilers desu my senpai
>>145223466But anon.... your team plays tomorrow
calgary flames lost to the seattle kraken FUCKING KEK
>>145223571Lmao. I didn't think anybody would save that pic.
>>145223501clever gambit governor
>>145223370>race is only skin deep
So the jets are the best team in the NHL currently
Miro has a daughter
>>145223605> jetssoon to be jeets apparently
>>145223634Personally, I’m hoping for a freezing winter and listeria in the curry supply
Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakaholics, and Krakamaniacs; also good morning to all Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those who may be Krak neutral.
>>145223648sounds fun
>>145223652Good morning fren <3
Good morning to those who asked
>>145223652good morning krakfriend :)
>>145223686this is how zoroastrians traditional dealt with corpses. they didn't bury them or burn them in a pyre, they brought them to a high elevation and left them for the birds to pick clean.
>>145223686We must try again
>>145223698>zoroastriansWeird, I've never heard of this until like two days ago, somebody on a podcast mentioned it and I thought it was a joke they made up. Strange synchronicity.
>>145223699Its to block wifi and 5g signals
>>145223766And the ontario department of taxation
>>145223766based
>>145223739maybe you're becoming persian, bro.
>>145222868
Real retard hours will have to commence early today. We have a full agenda so let's seize the day. I believe.
>>145223846Great. I have plenty of topics to discuss
I think I hate alcohol now bros
>>145223323go Flames
>>145223449>>145223512
>>145223876good, man. it's bad for you.
ixnay on the vodkay
>>145223876is your belly bloated with hepatic cirrhosis? does the drink make you sick now?
>>145223944nah I wasn't drinking a lotjust realized it tastes like shit and it make you fell like shit
>>145223919A good message to teach your offspring
>>145223983>>145223983>>145223983NEW
>>145223964you're so clever
really don't like womens hockey, mostly because it's so terrible.
