/hoc/vious >>145216996
nova scotia edition :)
>>145223983it's all about the ladies
>>145223983Bleak
>>145224002>pic related
>laffs
>>145223983This is so retarded. Take this to reddit if you want to, you're actually allowed to have usernames and you can put silly little jokes next to your name! People will get to know you and all of your silly little jokes
How many threads do you think we'll go through today? I misremember last years FF but I think it was fast-paced
>>1452240564 or 5
Setting up my Halloween decorations
>>145224047I prefer to be a big fish in a small pond
>>145224068jen
>>145224082You'd love it though, they love trailer park boys and making silly little jokes that only their fellow epic redditors would get. lol i'm totally a randy though but sometimes i feel like more of a trevor if you know what i mean bro lol
>>145223983
We support Kamala Harris and the Utah Hockey Club here
>>145223983schizo op
>>145224126We support dont care and didn't ask here
>>145224047/hoc/ has always featured personalities
>>145223983holy shit theres me anonymous standing next to my best friend finland
I support Gary
>>145224172the are no personalities greentexted here>spencer didnt refer to a poster
>>145224197What about boypussy
>>145224172This is the /hoc/ I remember and cherish, not the hollow facsimile we are forced by Gary and hiroshimoot to endure
>>145224172Because retards like (You) give them attention. You're all desperate for friends or attention and you seek it out on a Taiwanese frog breeding picture board, which is anonymous but you guys make silly little le epic maymay characters for yourselves, and respond to the other le epic maymay characters to give you some semblance of friendship or whatever it is you're seeking. Its like 15 autistic internet obsessed loners who spend all their time here. Unironically go outside or do anything other than /this/.
>>145224213too bad /hoc/ chased away smuk anon
Real seething hours
>>145224213It's the dead hockey net theory in action
laffs fans look like this??
>>145224221Good
yeah I support UTAHUnfathomableThermonuclearAtomicHolocaust
>>145224288I don't think Leafs fans look like AI-generated Sikh chads
>>145224302>AI-generatedcope
The personality posts are extremely gay, cringe, forced, inorganic, and plebbit. Especially since one dude is virtually all of them responding to himself so he can pretend to have friends. It’s uncomfy and depressing
>>145224299I eagerly await nuclear winter
>>145224299>>145224317seek help
>1 game yesterday>16 games today>1 game tomorrow
>>145224323>seek helpwhere?
>>145224294yeah /hoc/ doesnt appreciate oc anyways
>>145224368Edits aren't OC
>>145224312>Especially since one dude is virtually all of them responding to himself so he can pretend to have friends.source?
>>145224392Give it up retard
>>145224392see every single hersch im out he's out series of posts.
>>145224387original smuk frog wasnt an edit, and it birthed a meme that grew beyond /hoc/ to the rest of /sp/other than gets there is little /hoc/ content that can boast that
finna be lit on the garyzone channel tonight
>>145224412Its smug frog edit which is a pepe frog edit
>>145224213/hoc/ died in the pandemic
>>145224467The resident belligerent mongoloid who refuses to let anyone talk about hockey was a large contributing factor there
My penguins play tonight
>>145224532What about Rutger McGroarty?
>>145224532Shit game
Tonight Nashville will earn their first win of the season against the pooins
>>145224532so does everyone ya big idiot
>>145224299utah nuclear winters do be cold tho
the utah nukesrolls off the tongue
>>145224445its an image of a frog with a hand near its chinyes
Once again /hoc/ thinks they invented a meme just because someone slapped a hockey logo on an existing image and spammed it relentlessly.
i wonder if the wagies think about us when they're in their cage.
>>145224562e-even my nordiques?
Fuck Dylan lol
my eagles dominated the mildkitties on sunday but they don't crack the top 10. sad
>>145224730MY TIPS!!! :)
>>145224730are the knights ever not in the top ten?
>>145224719no one wants to play pretend with you, fag. Take your cringe personas back to plebbit.
Can someone explain this place to me? I posted here for the first time yesterday, and you guys spent roughly 80-90% of the thread talking about random named posters and slang I don’t understand. Is that what all these threads are like? Do you people not do anything else but talk about another posters all day?
>>145224788lurk moar
>>145224788like any general, there are the inner circle fags with no lives who have spent so many years here that the sunken cost of their pathetic existence is burning their brains and in an attempt to keep from offing themselves, artificially boost their own egos by namefagging
>>145224788jen
>>145224788>you guys >you people It’s literally one dude having fake arguments with himself. Same as it ever was. Ignore persona postsHide persona postsDo not reply to persona posts
Flames and Islanders
Named posters having a meltdown cause their easily identifiable posts are being called out as a shit
>caps >panthers >devils >stars >rangers >leafs >wings>jets>canucks>kraken>bruins >canes >senators >flames>ducks>kings
>>145224860>krakenYeah I'm thinking based.
>>145224809/sp/ needs IDs at the very least. that'd put an end to a lot of the retardation here.
>>145224809indirectly replying to them is replying all the same
>>145224878Agreed. IDs and bring back the poster count
>>145224536No>>145224544>>145224562Cope
>>145222222
>>145224878remove flags instead
>>145224935Remove flags and add IDs, I'd be okay with that.
good marner sirs
>>145224890This but IDs never change and we can upvote posts we like and downvote posts we dont
>>145224942>>>/reddit/
Personalities are the lifeblood of /hoc/.
>>145224955As if we all don’t know why you’re so opposed to IDs and poster count
how are you preparing for frozen fury today fellas?
>>145224947btw there are still some people who think the preds are going to make the playoffs lol haha
>>145224964Shut the fuck up retard
>>145224947clubbies are literally blue bloods
>>145224968gonna get some matzo balls
>>145224947oilbros...
>>145224947Sharks are doing so bad Belgium already fuckin left the thread kekarooni
>>145224947who is zs hockey1?
As far as I'm concerned it looks like dylan was here, he took a dump in the thread, and he left that
>>145225022Zach Staden he’s one of the zoomie hockeytokkers
>>145225038why do you think his opinion matters?
>>145225055>see a chart >agree with it Problem?
>>145225073there are lots of charts on the internet, you choose to continue posting hisits a valid question
>>145225077It comes up in my insta feed frequently. I’m sorry it hurt your feelings?
>>145225093some cantskate's opinion does not bother me
>>145225090Every kings jersey you buy at the arena comes with a complementary enema
>>145225022>>145225055>>145225077>>145225106It seems to have bothered you so I’m sorry again that it hurt your feelings.
>>145225134why are you making this all about me for trying to discuss your boyfriend zack?
>>145225146What was your team ranked? Low I would guess if you’re genuinely this bootyblasted in the AM
>>145225155again another post about me
>>145224220If you have such a problem maybe you should be the one walking away. I'm not the biggest fan of it all but it's easy to ignore, and if I want the conversation to swing I influence it and interact with others who respond. Let people have their fun, there isn't much of it going around nowadays.
dylan is lifting his 2nd place on zack's power rankings cup kwab
>>145225090where is vancouver. we are the greatest ally
>Zachokay I’ve had enough I’m out. not dealing with another schizo meltdown.
>>145225165No if you don’t want to discuss hockey and would rather derail for some attention then you should def be the one walking away lol tf
>>145224788Sorry /hoc/ has been unusually schizophrenic lately, come back when there’s hockey on
>>145225174banner hung
another SHIT thread
>>145225237KEK dylan btfo once again
>>145225227It's true, I'm rarely me when responding to (You)
>>145225174>>145225237>>145225247Case in point. If 2/3 of every /hoc/ thread are made up of your alter ego samefaggery drama you should be fucking permabanned. It’s off topic and low quality.
dylan sisters we are blowing in the wind
>>145225255Morning Dylan.
>>145225255dylan in tears
>>145225255you could have just told us why you care about zach's opinion beyond how you "agree" with it
>>145225255>Gatekeeping /hoc/>Calling people redditors
What is Gary’s logic behind zero morning games on a day where every team is playing?
>>145225293It's very simple actually, all of the games are scheduled at prime time in their respective area or time zone! Hope that helps!
>>145225256>>145225260>>145225265>>145225273>>145225286>samefagging>off topic >persona drama Literal spam
That's itI'm taking my valuable hockey discussion to reddit where it'll be appreciated
>>145225293logic?
>>145225312discussing power rankings is hardly offtopic unless you making the discussion only about the person trying to discuss it with you
>>145225293Gary just figured out you can stagger start times when every team is playing cut him some slack
>>145224788Welcome to /hoc/. It's always been like this. in fact it used to be even worse in the early 2010s when everybody was a tripfag
>>145225312>nooo you can’t call me out for my bad hockey takes
>>145224738why do transparent fjsal's now have black backgrounds?
>>145225312>i want IDs and identifiable posters>nooooooooo not like thatmake up your mind cunt
>>145224747The knights haven't missed the playoffs since the Hunters took over
>>145224698I think about you guys when I'm waging
Matt is back, he's feeling better now
>>145224878also state/province flags
>>145225354>Took over the OHLNo shit.
>Richard out of nowherethis thread just gets better and better
[Rick Westhead] An 18-year-old Junior A hockey player with the Fredericton Red Wings has been charged with manslaughter, several weeks after a 41-year-old man died following a late-night altercation in the city’s downtown.An 18-year-old Junior A hockey player with the Fredericton Red Wings has been charged with manslaughter, several weeks after a 41-year-old man died following a late-night altercation in the city’s downtown.Fredericton police have also charged two 17-year-olds and a 16-year-old with manslaughter in connection with the man’s death.If the minors are connected to the Red Wings, police cannot say because they cannot be identifiedunderthe Youth Criminal Justice Act.Maritime Junior Hockey League spokesman James Faulkner told me the league and the Red Wings are cooperating with Fredericton police regarding what Faulkner called a "non-hockey related incident."
>>145225385What kind of manslaughter?
>>145225385dumb boomer fucked around then found out
>>145225378There should be no flags so that I can just call everybody that I don't like an american
>>145225378This would have a negative affect adding nothing more than biased off topic infighting.
>>145225385drunk driving?
>>145225394A non-hockey related incident
flags are and always have been a mistake
>>145225354My tips have made the ploffs every year of their existence. :)
>>145225090how does ovi feel about this?
>>145225404That’s what I thought but why would it say “altercation” if that was the case
>>145225413This is the type of post only a leaf would type fucking kek
>>145224968I'll go to the gym early since my team plays late
>>145225427yeah its not such a big deal hiding behind a flag with 300 million potential posters giving you increased anonymity
>Moncton>Rimouski>Brapton>Prince George>Drummondville>Windsor>Medicine Hat>London>Niagra>Everettwhy are canadians so wacky
>>145224947SOILERS KWAB
>people don't remember how retarded this board was pre-flagsNon stop USA vs yurop shit posting, all being false flagged by australians
>>145225448which still happens
>>145225448I would pretend to be stephen
>>145225439Everett is in Washington, retard.
>>145225460vpns are free
>>145225448Australian poster's mask peeling off scooby doo style when I ask them to locate the puck
>>145225465we don't sign our posts here
>>145225448some of us were in middle school then
We should ban fans of teams with losing records from posting on /hoc/. If you're too retarded to cheer for a good team then you're too retarded to be on /hoc/
and so i told her go flames go
Go Flames!!
Flames aren’t relocating for the next 50 years. Gary lost.
>>145225518Wow that sucks
>>145225556What a dumb shite. That logo isn't accurate.
>>145225574the elbow river will have the last laugh
Leafs are going to take the cup this yearI know, I know. I’m probably going to get flamed for saying this, but I genuinely see a MAJOR difference in the leafs and their play. Berube’s coaching is making the world of a difference in the players confidence, in my opinion. I know we’re only played 6 games, going on 7 tonight, but leafs have been mopping the floor with teams so far. Nylander is by far the best player on the leafs right now, obviously Matthews is too but he’s coming in at a close second right now. Knies is going to be a huge problem this year he’s doing so well, and so is McMann.Critique this all you want. My opinion is my opinion.
>>145225574Shut up Carl, you don't have a crystal ball anymore
>Matthew Tkachuk after morning skate: “I just had to get a little procedure done but been good since then. Had to take a few days just to make sure everything was all settled. So feeling good right now, and ready to get back in the lineup and help.”Huh? Didn’t they say he had an illness?
>>145225628Glad the reassignment surgery was a success.
>>145225574The roof is crumbling and will likely kill the entire roster and front office staff.
>>145225628Does he have kids?Maybe he got the ol snip snap?
>>145225663retard tier psyop
>>145225672Yeah the nets they installed to keep the falling concrete from heeming somebody below are fake and a psyop.
>>145225702Weegar is literally out there daily helping build the new arena.
>>145225702if calgary is such a prosperous city why is all its public infrastructure falling apart
lol. lmao actually.
>>145225439I'm ashamed to say I've been to most of those cities.
>>145225785I like the fire theme
>>145225414You'd think they'd have many championships making the playoffs every year
>>145225439>Yellowknife>Nunalla>Nunavut Land Claims Agreement - Arctic Bay Inuit Owned Land>Nanaimo
>>145225666He's american, he already got snipped at birth
>>145225439what about dildo and sackville and moose jaw
>>145225852>NanaimoYum!
>>145225852>YellowknifeYum!
>>145225879this is real canadian food culture
>>145225852>NunallaYum and YUM!
>>145225879these are kino, don't sleep on them
>>145225823Yeah you'd think. :(
Canadians don’t care about frozen frenzy we only want to watch our own teams
Big G doesn't care about the C*nadian opinion.
>>145225977Frozen Frenzy would be great on a Saturday where I could just sit back and spend the whole day watching hockey. Instead it's happening on a fucking Tuesday because Gary doesn't want to compete with the other major sports leagues
Go Flyers
>>145225977Yup here's a pic of me watching my Quebeckies
>>145225995Gary needs better interns
having to wait 15 minutes to post bud1, didn't ask, and retard
>>145224698I post here more when I'm in my cagie, usually I'm too busy at home
>>145226135Buy a 4chan pass if you care so much
old lady said to me "already time for the touque eh?" She's a leaf through and through
Your team might play today but mine wins today
>>145226228Your touque have the pom-pom on top?
I'm phone posting from work and I don't have to wait at all
didnt ask
They should call it the Freaky Frenzy and call face offs Freak Offs
>>145226302same. I think that timer is solely on /vt/
>>145225995>because Gary is in collusion the other major sports I feex
Frozen frenzy sounds like a $25 daiquiri. Why didn't Gary just name it the blue zone?
>>145226274Yes, and the ear flaps.
>>145226438Who posts on /tv/ besides me, one Jeet, one Beaner and a Chinese bot farm?
TIL arizona used to have a franchise
>>145226727Mraf tob esenihc a dna renaeb eno, teej eno, em sediseb /vt/ no stsop ohw?
>>145226751damn too soon,bro
>>145226751for me it's Aretnas
for me it's the didntasks
>>145227050Based I love that team
>>145226751Sad
Tonight my krakkies are beating the aves just like in 2023 :)
Wait is there a 15 minute timer on /sp/ now?
>>145227461Aves played the Islanders in '23You played Detroit, son
>>145227636just give hiroshimoot your email bro, what's the worst that can happen
>>145225414>>145225940whelp you did murder the Winterhawks last weekend, so you got going for ya... which is nice
and then gary said to the schedule makers,"i want every team playing, but i want every game to be shit"
Fuck off raped bitch
>>145227461> LET'S GO KRAKENLET'S GO KRAKEN> LET'S GO KRAKENLET'S GO KRAKEN
>>145226929miss the winnepeg jest like you wouldn't believe lads
>>145226751They still do it's just deactivated
You may dislike itbecause your team might be in a region you don't like but there has never been a more accurate map ever than this.
name one not shit game
145227870cope seethe etc
*cheap shots canada*
>>145227778It's incredible how every game is a shit
Hockey doesn't belong in Canada.
>>145227782this
Tuukka, Bergeron, and Raycroft are going to start casting bruins games
>>145227924thank you gary
still trying to make sus belt a thing huh
>>145227924Late night /hoc/ makes me jealous of Jacques Demers's struggles with literacy
>>145227924
>>145227924is this real chat
>>145227870that's not an accurate map
does the chat chew ice cubes?
Professional Ice Hockey is a sport played almost exclusively indoors. Hope this helps!
>>145228074sure, but the ice quality is shit in the sunbelt
>>145228130It's actually not, hope this helps!
>>145228130same thing with the fans
just made some fresh oc lads
help DEEZ
>>145228169jen
>>145228170living in the southwest looks like a nightmare
>>145228145dont take my word for it>inb4 but vegass!!!their arena is only 8 years old
>>145228205accurate description
>>145228169kwab
>>145228170POST 'EM
>>145228206If you blindfolded them and had them skate on every sheet of ice in the NHL, they wouldn't be able to identify even 1 (one) of them.
>>145228169Dylan btfo once againKWAB
>>145228224get wrecked kid
>If I blindfolded you and shot you in the belly, you wouldn't even be able to tell me what caliber I used!!!! very good point
You guys told me there was hockey on all day, the games just start an hour early
>>145228336Nobody told you that.
>>145228246they would identify the shitty sunbelt ice every time, its easy to tell
>>145228336No, we said that everyone plays today
>>145228365I don't think they would.
>>145228336don't lump us in with the idiots you blindly trust whoever told you that does not speak for the entirety of /hoc/
i am not an idiot
>>145228336I'm surprised you didn't lookup the schedule. That would have been easily debunked.
>>145228224soon
>>145228393well then you lied to him and you should feel bad about that, shouldn't you?
>>145228393yeah, maybe on planet retard
>>145228378maybe you couldnt tell the difference but you dont have thousands of hours spent skating
Frozen Frenzy schedule:BUF @ PHI, 7 pmSJS @ BOSCGY @ NYIOTT @ WSHPIT @ CBJLAK @ CARMTL @ DET, 7:30MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)NSH @ STLFLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
>>145228431They wouldn't be able to tell. Promise.
wife gave me a frozen frenzy last night
really like women's hockey since it allows all young women to be hypergamous and hang with those worthy of their time
copey not handling the decline of the knights well it seems...
>>145228455So you didn't get laid and slept on the couch?
>>145228224my mom's seasonal depression will be here soon
>>145228445I thought every team was playing
>>145228451your word is worthless when you hide behind anonymity
>>145228445see>>145224860for picks
>>145228469JEN
>muh copey bogeyman
>>145228489Yours too. Without a blind test with the players both of us are just talking out of our asses.
>>145228169Esoteric garbage
>>145228526>nounot the same, see i have proven that the players have an opinion on ice quality
>>145228531>mad>at factshey dylan how'd the "second place in zack's power rankings" banner hanging ceremony go bro?
>>145228516>3-2-1what's going on with your knights, copey? KWAB :^)
>see i have proven
>>145228593Like I said, without a blind test even their word is worthless. Their opinions will be influenced by everything else.
>>145228596kek btfo
>>145228596>everyone who btfos me is DylanMeds
>>145228639>Their opinions will be influenced by everything else.mostly just the shit quality of the ice, but yeah some might also have a predisposition against the hockey in the sunbelt
There's a fly trapped between the area of the window and curtain and i can hear em buzzing around kwab
>>145228683>angry leafYou can't prove the ice is any different or better anywhere and you're mad about that.
>>145228732yet the players tell us there is a differencewho are you to deny their opinion
>For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. That some achieve great success is proof to all that others can achieve it as well. Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity./hoc/ is now /philosophy/, or perhaps it always has been
>>145228708your post exudes loneliness and depression
samir vs dylan rematch featuring special guest referee copey
>>145228751Their opinions are influenced by a hundred different things, until you can show me a blind test then their opinions aren't very good imo. The ice is going to be maintained almost the same way across the board, apart from maybe some small inconsistencies or stand out incidents then you're not going to see a noticeable difference between any two sheets of professionally maintained ice in the NHL.
they should make this thread have an id tracker so I can watch the same guy pretend to be different guys >something retarded>Didnt ask>Bud1>Dylan25 times a thread, all the same guy.
>>145228758You may stop projecting at anytime.
>>145228797and bud will sing the National Anthems, and that's worth the price of tickets alone
>>145228821>you're not going to see a noticeable difference between any two sheets of professionally maintained ice in the NHL.yet you see it every june when the puck tracks like shit on sunbelt ice
>>145228797>>145228843raining dimes
>>145228797>two made up retards refereed by the loser pretending to be them Yah nah
I'm Spartacus!!
>>145228878>more muh sunbelt shitKeep being angry leaf.
>>145228909>no you arent allowed to disparage the sunbelt!their ice is shit
>all shiti don't know how gary does it
>>145228895THIS IS SPARTA
>>145228930Do you have a blind study from any players to back that up?
>>145228829I can’t imagine feeling the need to tell anyone that you have a fly in your room unless you’re fucking starving for human interaction. Really sad.
>>145228895>>145228939>NO, I AM SPARTA!!!
>>145228950nope, but i rely on the opinion poll of the players more than your shit opinion
>>145228935his interns deserve less
>>145228967You rely on that poll buddy! :)
>>145228935where is Vegas/LA?
>>145228994thanks i will, its not like you have any evidence to put it into doubt
>>145228959no you're raped
>>145229005Who cares
>>145229014The ice is going to be maintained almost the same way across the board, apart from maybe some small inconsistencies or stand out incidents then you're not going to see a noticeable difference between any two sheets of professionally maintained ice in the NHL.
>>145229032this is not evidenceand i did not ask you to repeat your opinion
>done waging>ready to watch some nhl frenzy action>games havent even started yetThanks gary
>>145229031Gary Bettman
>>145228957But enough about you.
>>145229049see>>145229032
>>145229052I'm grateful for the happy hour hockey
>>145229059no argument?thank you for your concession
>>145229054Uhuh that’s why the game is scheduled after everyone’s already gone to bed kek
>rink rankings are pure baloney and media hype nonsenseNUH UH!!!!!!!!
>>145228950Do you have a study to prove you arent a donkey-brained faggot?
>>145229075You had nothing else to say so I figured you were done, angry leaf. :)
>>145228708>fly on the windscreenBASED depeche mode chadhttps://youtu.be/bwawje_ueXU?si=nd6ZpU1gvRqeQz7-
>Gary chads making them seethe AGAINlove to see it
>>145229005that's tomorrow for me (atlantic time)
>>145229057>nou KWAB
>>145229097>opinion polls arent real
>>145229107which is odd since i responded to this post>>145229049but instead of acknowledging that you have no evidence you tried to loop me back through your bullshitnow if you're finished
same thread as last year
>>145229149You have one, very biased poll, not much worth arguing.
Oh, I see. You guys are just acting like a bunch of retards to bump the thread, so the new one can start right when the first game does. Neat.>verification not required
>>145229172>biasedthe players opinion is all the matters herealso i found another slide, sunbelt ice 4/5 worst in the league
>umm, sweety, where is your rabbi-approved peer-reviewed study to prove empirically that players prefer the feel of some ice to other ice?>oh can't provide it? that means those players don't think that way about that thingI dont like science-bitches in my sports. They treat studies they dont know how to interpret as the word of God.
>>145229167>same thread as last thread
>tfw you realize it's samir and dylan arguing about icermyt
>>145229208Hmm I'd be interested to see if they could tell the difference blindfolded. Do you have anything along those lines?
>>145229238I'm not either of those guys but I jumped in to egg one of them on and I don't care who it is desu
If you don't have a mountain over 5,000 feet within 10 miles of your arena you should not be allowed to have a hockey team
>>145229238Who else would autistically argue hours about nothing important
>>145229264still dont have it, not sure why you think that has changed since the last time you askedif i had to guess its an elaborate cope to excuse yourself from the realization that sunbelt ice is indeed shit
>>145229264>I wont believe it unless a priest of science performed the appropriate rites of information gathering first
>>145229277based
>>145229238So you are once again having an argument with yourself? Yeah definitely doesn’t exude loneliness or depression at all.
>>145229326So you still have just the same biased information you've been posting about? And you're still just going on an on about it?
>this entire fucking thread and probably everyone after it until the game day ends
oh no no noOH NO NO NO NO AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I probably wont even be posting or reading the thread during the games
>>145229393you can insists their opinion doesnt count and chose not to believe it if you wishbut i believe they know better than you do
>>145229491I will be posting and reading the thread instead of watching the games
>>145229477>kings>blackhawks>kings>blackhawks>penguins>penguinsGrim times
>>145229519I will be printing the threads out to use as Christmas Wrapping Paper
oh no no noOH NO NO NO NOAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145229502Okay leaffriend I'm done now lol. I just wanted to kill some time and see how long you'd go on. I don't actually care about the ice lol.
>trolling outside of /b/
bro's it's almost time to order and pick up the pizzas before /frozen frenzy/
Real schizophrenic with comorbid Down syndrome hours in this thread
>>145229618It's a double twist, I actually care A LOT about the ice.
>>145229669Shut the fuck up retard
KWAB
2nd one wasn't me btw that edit job is fucking awful btw just crop your fucking shit dude
bud1
>>145229646This better not interfere with real retard hours
>>145229703It was supposed to be the millennium of dallas
>>145229703>>145229730Touch grass
actually the 2nd one was me btw that edit job rules
>>145229477>NO SEASON - LABOR DISPUTE Sasuga gary
>>145229750based. the millennium of dallas and the summer of george... both started out so full of hope
>Ullmark still injuredMy Sensies will once again have to score 5+ goals to win tonight
>Dallass and Jersey won Stan Lees in years ending in trips>have to wait until 2111 to see another one of those Sad just think about all those people who never got to see the turn of the millennium
Shut the fuck up Randy
It’s hilarious how experts genuinely think stars are winning this milly
>>145229208This list is so old it has two arenas that aren’t even in use anymore
>>145229833Experts picked the soilers which is even more hilarious
cam on garry drop sum pucks
>>145229833KWAB
>>145229848yes they recognized the ice quality was too shit to continue on
>>145229833Do you mean an expert on here or somewhere else?the 'experts' here are less than hilarious, I suggest you choose a lesser adjective
why do they do this on a weekday? it makes more sense to have it on a saturday for some afternoon games
>>145229889this might be the gayest post i've ever seen in /hoc/ and sweden posts here
>>145229889Theres a lot of good takes itt and even fledgling sports writers who post here
>>145229898
>>145229898Gary hasn't grown the game enough to compete with the NFL yet
>>145229911elliote friedman gets all his scoops from /hoc/
>samefagging his posts multiple times to manufacture consensus cmtsu kwarb
>>145229911>fledgling sports writers who post hereHello, intern moonlighting at probably Hockey Writers dot com>are you allowed to moonlight? genuine question for the interns, I don't know
>>145229999checkedalso all me, every single post itt
>>145229999Good numbers for a good post
>>145229898Nobody cares about hockey, even soccer and women's basketball get better ratings than hockey now
>>145230025thank you gary
>>145230002lurk here for at least 3 seasons before ever considering replying to be, goyim.
>>145230037A thousand pardons, Sirrah
Gary to skull hockey zone transmissions in 720p
>>145229999>everyone who i hate is the same personbased schizo
it is a cruel trick that ice-makers work better in cold environments
what does gary hope to gain by growing the game™ in the hispanic and black ghettos of philadelphia and miami?
>>145230106There are a lot of Jews in Philly and Miami
>>145230106It is proven the more hockey you watch the less drugs you do. God Guy Gary is just trying to clean up the streets.
>>145230106Gary wants a team in south florida so the snowbirds can see their team play
>>145229898gary's trying to lure the valuable weekday audience - unemployed/unemployable people - away from courtroom shows and syndicated 90s sitcoms.
>>145230106white people bad. colored people good
>>145230083>le no argumentGot it! I accept your concession! Thanks!
what are the games to watch
>>14523020716 games, all shit
>crime NEVER happens in rural areas
>>145230207kings/knights
No milly you mongoloid idiotic freak
>>145230180Das rajt!
>>145230230>kongs/bronze shitters Think I’ll make like you never will and pass
>>145230207>>145230207You can watch all of them live on the ESPN+ website or app. They will have 8 continuous hours of commercial free hockey.
>>145230249can you try this again in english
>>145229703>1999cool, that's my birth year.
>>145230243>he said, staring into the mirror.
>>145230279>not even born this milly KWAB
>born in the late 1900s
>>145230277Nice ESL moment. You have so much free time you should look into phonics.
>the Whitest Community in the NHLhow puerile is Greg Wyshynski? is that title supposed to make people feel ashamed?
>>145230162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhehxYhXG5Q
>>145230301>nouKWAB
>>145230285>no uKek
>Even Milwaukee or Portland would have been more coffee-flavored than creamy, white Salt Lake
>>145230302you can reply to posts on this website
>>145230321>>145230324See>>145229999Very desperate and btfo behavior
>>145230290>>145230296fuck you bloody bastard bitches.
Our Sennies :)
>>145227864I thought the owner only had rights up until like 2027 or something and basically it's shot to shit cause they can get the land for an arena?
>>145230336>>>>>145230248
drop the fucking PUCK
>>145230207rags habs
>>145230378Say please
PLEASE GARYI WANTS ITI NEEDS IT
>>145230348kek dylan is worked kwab
Will there be chrome helmets tonight?? honestly all I want to know, Gary
Okay lads I'll be back in a few minutes, don't be worried when I don't reply. I'm going to go pick up the pizzas and beers for the /hoc/ party.>>145230406kwab
>>145230350don't listen to them'90s chads are the best
mid 80s are the real chads
>pizza party
>>145230207my canesies :) against ed's oilyboys in the classic 2006 rematch
>cucknadian acting like the northeastern city of Philadelphia isn't a hockey townThey are getting desperate lmao
>>145230481bud raped you
>>145230496kek bud is being carried by copey in the broship instead of making waves of his own KWAB
>he wasn’t born in the year of the rooster
>>145230509all i know is bud1
the year of the COCK
>>145230481
>>145230481reddit name for him desu
>>145230544spoiler: trb is a redditor
>not being born during the Year of the Goat big ups to 1979, 1991, 2003
>>145230457based and true, i love all my 90s bros.
>>145230569>tfw I'm born in 91 and older then every single player on the jets
Savage title
>games starting 15 minutes past the hour>have to wait another 15 minutes for the game to startgoddamit gary
Crusty ahhh boomers itt
>>145230586i didn't know thist.90
Are my islanders winning yet
why do europoors still see the about based bobby clarke?
am i asking yet
>>145230618Jackie chan said the best offense is a good defense so yes Id say so
>>145230606that's very clever of him
>>145230634Based Jackie Chan he used to own my islanders
https://youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg?si=9oOFiC3RURc9qGalhttps://youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg?si=9oOFiC3RURc9qGal
wrong thread idiot
>>145230670Are you sure he wasn't just being "cheeky"
>Never in NHL history have Canadian teams gone 7-0-0 on the same date>There is a 1.1% chance it will happen tonight
>>145230685Gary will make it happen and it will be Canada's Stanley cup
>no one watches ATH! anymore
>>145230613Imagine not being old enough to be sitting in a bar watching when Crosby scored the golden goal in 2010
>>145230685The habs will lose
>>145230722raped
>>145230739just like my stars
>Anthony watches O6 games before any other choicesTony and I have something in common, lads isn't that nice?... I think that's nice...
the flyers are going to win, right? r-right?>>145230722I do
making gnocchi for dinner
>>145230767I made penne
>>145230762Neat, do you think /Happy_Hour/ threads should ever return?
>>145230767based Im making turkey pot pie with leftover thanksgiving meat
>>145230767Potato gnocchi?
i didn't ask
>>145230805My dad made the turkey but I made the pastry and gravy for the pie
>>145230762>flyers winI sleep>capitals winI sleep>meteor lands on wells fargo centerTotal NHL victory.
>>145230798>leftover thanksgiving meatDo you seriously have good turkey meat from last Thanksgiving? that's nuts and Ron Popeil wants to know your trade secret for freshness, lad
SHANT be making the next thread
>>145230820thanksgiving leftovers?
>>145230833Hell yea brotha
>>145230779Ironically don't get on until around 6 so I'd miss it lol
>>145230854based
>>145230863>>145230863>>145230863New
the mother frickin frozen frenzerino?!
>>145230767I ate a steak with some broccoli and garlic bread
>>145230854Its been two weeks surprised its still good
>>145230685My Jackets
