shit thread
Mewn
>>145229621Are you CIA?
>>145229617What the frick is AGP?
>>145229672Look at da soize of eet.
Khamzat said he can fight in the US but only if Trump wins
The UFC should feature people with severe physical disabilities, you know to be more inclusive and such
>>145229691I'm Nordic
>>145229701I have AGP
I,heem
I'm a Ganescholar and I have AGP
>>145229741Are you tho
>>145229724they have. it's called wmma
>>145229844You're nordic apparently
>>145229835Hmm never heard of it
>>145229856yeah i am whats up with that
>>145229302>>145229318>>145229386>>145229510guys im starting to think iq tests are memes
>>145229904So this is what Finland looks like huh cant say im surprised
Ching ching bing bong
>>145229844cool hair
>>145229904Handsome lad no diddy
>>145229995OOOOOOHHHHHH CLOZZY THE PEDO
Hourly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max Holloway and make him look like an amateur, bet on an early finish if you have money.
>>145230057
>>145230057Well, have you considered this:I, Lia to Puria.
this is now a schaub thread
Ilia sounds more like Delilah than Lily in a sense
>>145229920I've taken plenty over the years and never scored below 130 I don't know what to tell you
>>145229724almost all ufc fighters suffer from severe mental retardation while the women suffer from extreme sexual trauma, usually at the hands of their fathers and/or coaches
>>145230094actually worth it
>>145230149im not joking, my scores are all over the mapalso some of the tests require knowledge of US cities
>>145230151Sean Strickland suffers from both
>>145230151Strickland has both truly a complete fighter
>>145230113
>>145230094peach of a full card parlay b
>>145230189Eugh...
Which is the bigger money fight for BKFC, McGregor vs Perry or McGregor vs Alvarez?
>>145230113they all are
BREAK BORZ
How sad is it UFC peaked with mcgregor and we're just hanging around for the downfall a decade later......
>>145230246goobs loses to perry so the alvarez fight is bigger money for the future
>>145230291SAD FOR YOU
>>145230299>goobs loses to perryjake paul took what was left of perry's chin and goobs is a better boxer, eddie is unironically a much harder fight
>>145230291how do you know the UFC has peaked Gooby 2.0 might come along
The head kick will be there for Max Holloway
>>145230120More like dilia, dilia tortilia
>>145230322Don't you mean BY Holloway since you're implying he'll be the one DELIVERING and not RECEIVING it you canuck piece of shit?
>>145230151That's why I wrote "physical"
>>145230335No he means for, he's right and you're wrong, way to make yourself look stupid.
>>145230335Calm down
>>145230361>>145230365I'm fucking pissed off
>>145230291The peak started once kabob humbled mcgreggs. Without that, we don't get to see the crybaby drunkard thug get embarrassed twice by a dented dustbin.
>>145230335The opportunity to throw a head kick will be there for Blue Corner Fighter Max Holloway
>>145230335No, I think the webm alone is enough context to imply he's talking about taking the head kick from his arsenal and using it on Ilia.
The head kick will be there an Max Holloway
>>145230409It doesn't need context or implication, it's perfectly correct to use "for" in that instance
>>145230341Everything is physical; God isn't real.
>>145230335based esl
The takedown will be there for Khamzat Chimaev
Based on the multiple webms of Max headkicking people and the damage it causes i reach the conclusion that Herbert is a better headkicker.
Massimo Ollovia
>>145230417English has gotten away from your little trash island I'm afraid... There's new players in town and you're just gonna have to accept that.
>>145230431way better, max can barely lift his leg up
>>145230431>BasedBased on what?
>>145230460On the multiple webms of max headkicking people.
PREDICTION: At some point during the UFC 308 main event Topuria vs Holloway, a head kick will be performed by Max Holloway
>>145230423Whittaker fucking sucks man. Insane that casuals still cant see that after the DDP fight
>>145230476Oh ok b no need to yell at me
>>145230482>max is even pillowlegged holy KWABoli
>>145230417No, the sentence "the head kick will be there for Holloway" alone could mean that a head kick will be used against Holloway or that a head kick is available for him to use. The webm givs us important context here.
>>145230499huh what u mean
what is the absolute worst way for ourboy max jerome holloway to lose?
>>14523052150-45 decision or doctor stoppage
>>145230094I’m gonna let you in on a little secret anon…Oralbai is a fuckin tomato can
im to smart to bet on mma
>>145230517Didn't realise you were ESL, here: 麦克斯是个枕脚流浪汉
>>145230500Welcome to the English language. You're right but also wrong. Different communities will use language in specific ways. Anyone who's watched an event or two will know intuitively that the head kick being there "for" Holloway means he'll be able to use it successfully against flower man. >The head kick will be there for Holloway (to use against flower man)not:>The head kick will be there for Holloway (to run into)
max was spamming back kicks against garth with a lot of success however ilia is such a manlet that he will get hit in the head by them when max repeats this technique on sataday nite. so you're right but it was an accident because you are a based retard
>>145230560ok how u know
>flower manimagine being this banterless
BDS status: triggered It's okay Anon just because Islam beat Volk twice it doesn't make max look like THAT much of a shitter
le flower man
>>145229844this guy beats up a couple for kissing and holding hands in public but then does a collab with a whore like nina drama
>>145230563Here's the thing, being american inherently puts you at a disadvantage in deferrance to matters of linguistic integrity, so you'd be better advised to heed the directives of the Nordic Consensus; far better equipped as it is in the ablution of matters such as these.
the eyepoke will be there for max holloway
>>145230604I have been bested
Lilli "El flowerfaggot" toptoro
Hey. Be careful.
Ilia seems like one of those super fascist gay guys like Milo Yiannopolos
>>145230605Vet move
>>145230609it'll be ok b
>>145230641Am I in 2014 or do you just think about gay guys all day?
thuper freaking fascist (big yikes)
>sees head kick coming>responds by throwing a left hook to the bodyhe's what people thought dricus was; a fighter reliant on luck
>>145230641nd Colby is more of a Dave Rubin Civnat gay
Ilia Topuria is a romantic and a killer
*sniffs flower*Ahh... pungent, my dear...
>>145230662>hyperfocusing on the one time a fighter got hurt years agothis always leads to good picks
>>145230653I don't think about you at all.
>>145230662Watch the fight.
>>145230713No.
>>145230700Years ago? It cant be that long ago
*sniffs flower very gayly*It is time... to fight once more... it is my calling... ack...
say my name https://youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE?si=hk41qkX5njdFKzOVhttps://youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE?si=hk41qkX5njdFKzOV
EL MATADOR (georgian)
>>145230741
>>145230741wrong thread b
How long until ilia is posting bepis pics in his speedo collection for the bros
im more retarded than Joe Roganim the Sergei Pavlovich to Joe Rogans Alexander Volkov
>>145230707I'm relieved b but you didn't answer the fockin question
El Schaubador
When life gives you a flower... make war. - Ilia topuria
goob said he'd stomp on topuria like he's super mario
>>145230748>>145230750https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?si=ZPQq8fWgYNr7zBawhttps://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?si=ZPQq8fWgYNr7zBaw
>>145230700We should look at his last fight instead (only the second round though, pls ignore round 1). He smoked le fat 38yo volk 8 weeks after Islam KO'd his ass. Also 50-45 over Josh frickin' Emmett before that, no one ever finishes that guy. He's a beast, period.
Ilia "Bearjew" Topuria
>>145230753sad tbqh>tfw too stupid for mensa :'(
It was just announced that Donald Trump will be on the Joe Rogan Experience. Who will he say are his favorite heemers on the pod? Will the subject of schaub be brought up?
>the guy who's openly terrified of his opponent will win by knockoutthe cognitive dissonance of MMA fans is otherworldly
had a crazy dream where we were watching the saturday card and some anon uploaded a webm where topuria heemed ankalaev, it looked so bizarre his body bent backwards like a ragdoll
>>145230753that's enough for pretty much anything you want in life except for physics researcher or some autistic shit like that
>>145230813That was actually rakic heeming he has a beard now
>>145230803he's said before khabib is his favourite but i think just the other week he included jon jones as well
>>145230775>We should look at his last fightthe one where he laid out max's daddy? yea i agree
i despise ankalaev but i am not letting that cloud my judgement, rakic is flushed and is going to get simulated
>>145230094Murphy and Silva are going to heem you're picks, b.
>>145230880ank is 1-1 with THE Walker Johnny da Silva Barra de Souza, b
>>145230887GTA IV side character looking ass
Topuria at 170 would look comically short
>Ilia>Robert>Rakic>Lerone>SharaScreencap this you cowards.
>>145230891the illegal knee was based though which is a story win. and i say this as a genuine ankalaev haydur, b
my flight to abu dhabi departs in a couple hours see you guys there
johnny walker would have unironically zeemed flushed jon jones
my boy
When's this nigga making his debut?
>>145230988that guy gets heemed by the concrete pouring jew
>>145230998b there's not a single heeb in america doing a real job
>>145230998Who?
>>145231029"blue collar" nick klein disagrees
>>145230891Who is rakshit’s best win?
Heres whats real: At the end of the day if spammy walked in and I said Coral, Finland leave-only one of us is walking out ONNN-scathed bappa.
Flower Man? Yeah I'm thinking Flower Man heems.
New fact: Gaethje heems
>>145231086How many times per week does ilia topiria get his fade done
Here's a FACT for you: Rakić heems.
>>145231102The first and only man to knock Jimi Manuwa out. Volumes
Beastly win
Fighters who rock sick, $100 fades (Rakić, Hamza, Topiaria, Da Nigge) Will be winning next Saturday.
>>145231042just based on the fact that there's not a single heeb doing manual labour in all of north america and being from wisconsin b, I'm gonna guess that nick "the amish hammer" klein is one of the cases where the name was used by non-heebs.
>>145231127janbros....
Brendan Schaub would snap Nate Diaz neck, but it's all good tho!
rakic vs shartkalaev will be a very even and boring fight
>>145231127>duuude these names on a list
>>145231226This.
46 days until Gane fights.
What did he mean by this?
Gane will be champ in 2025. Whether you like it or not.
OI LEWK AT DA RED ALL OVA DA TING YEAH, ITS ON A BLEEDIN LOW LEVEL LOIK
Gane can’t beat Tom.
I have anxiety
>>145231290shades of smiff
it is what it is bwuddawe gon see satday night bwudda
>>145231307This! So much freaking this!
27 days until gane pulls out
>>145231312Start roiding
>>145231338Gane has literally never nigga pulled out
>>145231312Me too buddeh.
>>145231348Can’t pull out if you don’t sign to fight in the first place
>>145231307Tom keeps ducking, no surprise.
>>145231345>ME MENTAL ELF
>>145231345Roiding causes your anxiety to worsen like tenfold
>>145231356maybe if you are prone to estrogen fluctuations. testosterone decreases anxiety.
I don't think people realize that Khalil saved the sport
>>145231345having aids would depress me too
>>145231356Link up with a pharmacologist and do it properly
>>145231366It depends if you're abusing it or not. Test being at a normal level is great.
>>145231368care to enlighten me mexibro?
>You rn
>>145230113Nate vs shwab who ya got
>>145230322I text ilia this morningHe is aware
whatup?
>>145231382
>>145231413Jack Della finna knock the snot out if oozeman
>>145231424Where is best girl bruna
The ooze has spoken.
>>145231424holy crap.... these NERDS can HEEM!!!
>>145231424Why makes these guys nerds? Being professional athletes with shredded bodies and tattoos ,or the glasses?
>>145231462its in the hairline
>>145231379Khalil inflicted enough damage on Poohand to prevent a quick turnaround, made him humble. The ramifications could have been as disastrous as the ones that came from meng heeming till and askren. Poohand would have called out the winner of Jones vs Stipe (obviously Jones) and Jones would have gladly taken it because it's an easy fight for him (one he has expressed interest in, unlike the tom aspinall fight).
>>145231462caio is a chemist/mathematician
>>145231484khalil landed ONE shot on pereira, the thing stopping him from making a quick turnaround is all the injuries and sickness he carried into the fight
*wears a replica*
>>145231484if jones actually wants to fight poo hands (he doesn't) then that fight will happen regardless of the circumstances.
Stand yer based heemStand yer fookin based
>>145231462They're nerds about fighting. Study film, obsess over technique, obsess over fighting, and full immerse themselves in the game.
How many more times are you going to post that, Madame?
>>145231501I just checked and he in fact landed 62 shots on pereira
>>145231462They’ve figured out pre-algebra
>>145231390schaub by decision
eets on da bleedin lowah levuhl!
holy shit I just realised something...
DA MEWNS USUALLY UP THERE LOIK
>DAH MEEWN!
>>145231501He went 4 rounds and he absorbed more than one shot. Every other fight as a LHW champ was a sparring session compared to this. He didn't get fucked up but it also wasn't the usual "I can fight in two months if dana wants".>>145231501Jon 100% wants it, he was campaigning for it on twitter not too long ago (while ducking tom). After stipe the only options he'll consider are 1) retirement 2) alex.
>>145231580what
>>145231628>he'll consider are 1) retirement 2) alexhis plan is to retire at MSG after the stipe fight, he's already considered everything
>surely max will be heemed this time!!!
>>145231628The fight went 4 rounds but Khalil did almost no damage outside of the one shot that stunned Alex.
>surely max wont be heemed this ti-AUGH
>>145231501Poatan said he has sponsorship shit and is booked for the rest of this year and early 2025
>>145231628
>>145231684what is the deal with low IQ people and tattoos
Steve Erceg doesn't have autogynephilia.
>>145231650Can confirm he told me this (I am Jon’s boyfriend)
>>145231709Hi blue eyes
>>145231697Proof? He looks like the sort of guy who might
>>145231695You sound very, very stupid.
>>145231634maxes secret technique you will find out saturday night
Combined IQ of 300.
>>145231724Just noticing that Joe shaves his arms but not the back of his hands.
>>145231742Joe Rogan is a gay man with a hypermasculinity fetish, the gorilla hands and hgh usage are part of it
What is max holloways IQ?
>>145231762slightly below average like most fighters
>>145231741250 of that is eddie
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Just remembered Pissy Runnersanya got the everliving fuck knocked out of him by Strickbeast and Dricus back-to-back.
I’ve learned many words on heem throughout the years and they’re mostly homosexual in nature
>>145231848I only know what AGP is because of a certain individual on /heem/
>>145231847LMFAO the champion and the #1 contender beat the former champ on the decline no fucking way LOL
>>145231864uh huh
>>145231762Im going to say an cool 12.
>>145231871Not only that, but Pissy lost to EVERY white man he EVER fought in the UFC. Look it up, its 100% true he can ONLY beat other browns.
Just remembered Madame Xneed has AGP
nigga know the whole tranny groomer encyclopedia but he learned it from someone else.... yeah. is that what you told your parents when they found your pantie collection b? you were holdin on to them for someone else?
>>145231484Jones retirement is already a done deal. Alex will fight Aspinall for the HW title in March.
>>145231909He beat Gastelum you dumb inberd chud
>>145231909Wrong
>>145231924
>>145231915oddly pacific b ijs cuh
Guru just hit 100 million views
>>145231915MMA?
>>145231992no longer my views btw
>>145231992It’s only downhill from here, I’ve seen enough online figures come and go to know the cycle
>>145231999
>>145231909Vettori?
You WILL discuss mixed martial arts
>>145232041What about him?
>>145232041italian b
>>145232014>i am so le smart>i have seen le tides of le change
>>145232050308 is a good card :D
why did usman take the khamzat fight
I will discuss combat sports.Knuck on Friday
>>145232073We don’t watch that crap I’m afraid
>>145232066He knew he would beat him, and he did.
>>145232059he didn't claim to be smart just old
>>145232059He wasn't claiming to be smart bappa plus wise would be more apropos but heretofore you haven't displayed much grasp of english ho hum
>>145232082You and your boyfriend aren't welcome b
>>145232059You must be new
>>145232066He wanted to make money off of a big fight with minimun effort (no training camp)
Sry b, but I'm with ya boy on this drama with Nate.
>>145232059lmao you're such a guru simp, how much have you donated to him?
>>145232096My boyfriend only likes K-1
>>145232082We watch knuck, always have, always will.
>h-he was unranked! reddiker can't do the same thing to kha- AAAAAAAAAAACKK!!
Didn't know Payton Talbott was fighting on 309
ITS TIMETOKNUCKLE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!
We only watch PFL the only organization with the sports-season format, where individual fighters compete in a regular season, playoffs, and championship each year
I don't watch PFL slop
>>145232056>>145232057
I'll watch just about anything but PFL honestly
>>145232125We don't watch that crap here.
Dricus - Lion Khamzat - Wolf Rob - Kangaroo Izzy - snake Sean - rape victim
Juliana Pena should be stripped.
>>145232217actually been looking for this pic peaches b
>>145232235
>>145232241of the belt?
>>145232220
>>145229617Poatan is reaching never before seen levels of Basedness, he's approaching Cauchy territory..
>>145232266Why because he visited your homeland?
>>145232220bro's controller ran out of batteries :skull emoji:
geoff neal is a champion at any other point in time than right now
>>145232271bc hes mexican now and said the famous viva mexico bar
>>145232251How else?
>>145232220>>145232258TOP DOG had a peach of one of these just the other day, needs a webmhttps://x.com/matysek88/status/1847704820498448756?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQhttps://x.com/matysek88/status/1847760317612277934?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Merab should be stripped
>>145232305This kind of arrogance is the epitome of based retard.
An Mexican/Brazillian fighter would be deadly. Have there been any half Mecican, half Brasillian fighters?
Justin is polling high with arab americans specifically arab american women
>>145232266conorcel will goon to this
Caio said he’s fighting Izzy on the Sean vs dricus undercard
>>145232352Diego Lopes is not far off it
>>145232352diego lopes trains in mexicou
>>145232360>Arabs for TrumpDo they not know he's even more of a zionist than the dems?
>>145232367does that guy still come here?
>>145232305Why are they wearing gloves, g?
>>145232401yeah he's the one who writes the omalley copes
>>145232381>>145232391Thank you both, that guy is an beast.
>undercard
>>145232396Lots of Arabs e.g. the saudis are tacitly pro-Israel because of how much they hate Iran
>>145232352luque is chilean/brazilian i think, same shit b.
>>145232407it's top dog prospect, same rules just with mma gloves
>>145232235Dickus - gayCumshark- pozzed gayShittaker - gay cuckJizzy - gay zoophileSean - based middleweight champ
>>145232396I don't think they give a fuck, b. Same way 3rd generation borderhoppers agree with the deportations of current borderhoppers.
>>145232407Because he literally watches pillowtap but can’t admit he does so he only watches shit pillowtap with Russian meth heads
>Sean - based middleweight champ
>>145232504
>>145230499man I've tried for a long time but I can never keep my balance when doing the rotation on the ball of my foot like islam does here. how do you do it?
>>145232535plenty brazzas for you to ogle in top dog pakimong you'd love it
>>145232564like this*heems you*
>>145231762It was around 100 when he started MMA and 90 now
I'm glad Leon's dad got stabbed to death in the street.
>>145231848You're better off not looking the term up if you don't know it. This site is nothing but mentally ill losers
>>145232564Hes not an fat tub of slop? Respectfully.
I like TopDawg because they actually gift dawgs to their champions. Dana's soulless ass could never.
>>145232612Samurai broke a lads neck in his last fight
>>145232564You’re probably leaning forwards and not in a stable stance
It’s an evil world. Protect yourself at all times out there.
>>145232632You too.
if rob kos chimaev, hes my boy and i never had a doubtif he loses, especially in embarrassing fashion, he was always cringe and gay and i never boyed him
>>145232628Kino.>>145232632I, for one, am loyal to evil.
Who the fuck is Safe Saiud
>>145229844
Stand yer base mewn!!Stand yer bleeding levuhl!!
>>145232671Canuck turncoat behavior. I will always boy Gaethje through and through (although he's never suffered defeat as of yet)
>>145232678the guy yelling in the Apex
>>145232673Unsafe Saiud
why couldnt shavkat do this
>>145232671>>145232685I have to concur, rob is my boy even if he loses embarrassingly, in fact dookie dan is my favourite fighter even though he's dookie.
Stay safe. Stay Saiud.
>>145232673https://youtu.be/c8lgrV9NM8g?si=zzNGQMZWx7fk5Vj1Same guy that got gigazeemed by kratos years ago, he’s had a rough go of it
*stays sauid*
Before the Volk fight, Teddy Atlas called Topuria the best boxer in MMA history
>>145232726To quote T-Wood: Shaved Cat tenderized wonderboy for Buckley.
sandhangen videos and tutorials are really good but i ain't buying his courseonly gabriel varga makes striking tutorials that good
>>145232762Shiet if that boy Woodley say it finna be true
>>145232775Brazza why do you keep posting this
>>145232794Funny
>>145232794i thought about it and it made me really sad so i wanted some heemsters to be right here with me
>>145232745I seriously can't believe samurai is 25. He looks 30 at least.
>Joe Rogan is doing the most important interview of the electionYou ever wonder... how did we end up here?
Why couldnt he do this to mereddit? BW is ruined now
>BW is ruined now>now
>>145232853>ez>ez>ez
Ahhh some beaner is ranked #14 the division is heckin ruined
>>145232832No. It's been a series of unfortunate timeline shifts. We had the best path and we keep doubling down on irony path over and over fucking everything up.
>>145232834Ikimashou walked so Merat could run. That's what friends do.
You'd think being under the same company umbrella as WME (world mandrama entertainment) would pressure the UFC into having more fighters with character or putting some character into the fighters but no, this is one of the shittiest lineups of champions and top 15 the ufc ever haddead meme sport
>tfw fighter wins under ufc criteria but would've lost under one criteria but gets robbed somehow
there's at least enough there for a cheeky beans on toast b
>>145232775This is Oliveira's fault
>>145232834goddard would have stopped the fight when sean landed that body shot
Aye, of course I know da ruelz ya fookin moorahn
>>145232818never really thought about it, debuted at 22 https://youtu.be/VohWGNaFn08?si=tvOfdSEY4nYhG_GTused to have a kino 70's look going onthe ruskis fucking hate him btw kek
splintah? IT'S OVAH
>>145232952You're talking about that PFL shit? I thought the nigga himself refused to fight. Goddard was right to stop it
>fuck the fans
NOPE OVAH NIGGER OVAH OVAH
>>145232973>Goddard was right to stop itCorrect, the real injustice is the fight not being overturned.
Why is RDA such a shitter?
>>145232947He's entertaining and heems, but every fight I've seen of him, he's always eyepoking his opponent.
JDM is going to heem usman
>>145232998Overturned to what? Fighter refuses to fight, he loses. Simple as
>>145232973Surely the rules allow for timeouts if a foreign object 'injures' a fighter
UFC just got heemed in court
>>145233025Why did Pisslam duck him 3 times until the ufc stopped booking the match?
>>145233036can't recall him eyepoking anyone else but he does fight like a bitch at times, good heems all the same though, i still enjoy the kratos fight from time to time
>>145233068Dos nachos pulled out
>>145233055marc goddard knows the rules a lot better than some rinkydink cazzie on the internet that fight was OVAH
>>145233058nothing ever happens
>>145233058Thats not really a big deal for the ufc. The outcome of the johnson case will determine if the ufc truly is heemed or not
>>145233058What are the MMA implications of this?
>>145233058they will make that in profit this year
>>145233130>Johnson caseRedpill me on that shit g
>>145232832Can't a nigga just achieve success?
When is the Don and Joe hangout sesh gonna air??
>>145232832you can keep following the story all the way back to the antediluvian period but it'll mostly just drive you crazy b
>>145233025he's old
>>145233058$375M is like 1/12 the worth of the company. They probably have $375M cash.
>mutt's law
>>145231992Good for him. Fat, talentless fuck makes a good living making worthless YouTube videos because you’re all too low IQ to realize he doesn’t know anything about MMA
You now remember when MMA changed
>>145233386It was when Tony tripped over that cable.
>>145233378why aren't you doing the same
>>145233386It was Blood Diamond at City Kickboxing
>>145233386I was sucking dick in the maldives
>>145233378Jealous?
>>145233426>>145233436>2 Swedes
>>145233436He didn't ask where you were b...
If you know so much about mma then surely you can pick cards at a 60%+ rate over several years right? If so you could be making serious cash just betting on the mma you watch every week instead of seething on heem.com, b.
>>145233386When Paige showed bamhole
>eceleb dickriding
>>145233386When Chandler adopted a second son
GODru's stream just ended. i feel so alone
>>145233448All me
>>145233483Lmao what is this perturbed ass expression
i don't care about fatty b but you are asspained over a jewtuber
>>145233208The le case, which was just settled for 375m, is only about money. It pays each fighter in the class something like 2 or 300kThe johnson case argues that the ufc is a monopoly. If the judge rules against the ufc in that case, it could fundamentally change the business
Are you a Lucas Tracy Titan or an MMA Guru Meister
>>145233547How is the UFC a monopoly? ONE FC has a billion potential viewers and PFL had a huge PPV in Riyadh. Pretty hefty competition if you ask me.
>>145233570>goob and dookster in D tierhow could someone get it this wrong?
>>145233559I don't watch mma pootubers
>>145233598I havent looked into it recently, but if i recall correctly they have over 90% market share. The fighters will argue that the ufc illegallyleverages this reality against them in contract negotiations and other business practices
You now remember Lucas Tracy quit MMA youtube to start a fitness channel but returned a month later because nobody gave a shit about his cookbook
>>145233744He thought people watched for him and not just consistent mma related content.
you can't remember things you didn't previously know
>>145233598>>145233690it's a claim of monopsony, which is basically accusing them of rigging or at leat having the power to rig the buying market for mma fighters to have shit pay
>>145233690it's not dana's fault that the other promotions suck. just enjoy it while it lasts because when Turki FC goes live in Q3 2025 you'll understand why Dana FC is the superior product
>>145233570>elite below s>A between elite and s>Below average between B and Dwhy is this dwarf so low iq, the whole point of an alphabetical pr numeral ranking is to not use full statements each time
>>145233744why do people with muscular quads wear their shorts like that instead of swim trunks or some shit
>>145233859plausible deniability. they don't want people to think they're showing off. like how women will go to extreme efforts to be as naked as possible without actually getting naked
>>145233836Yeah itll be interesting to see how things change if dana fc gets heemed for good
>>145233744Jewru could never
>>145233835I hope the UFC collapses.
>>145234060guarantee guru is stronger
Ilia jimeara?
>>145233744The proverbial Lucas Tracy hubris
>>145232775makachaev actually has good striking. kabib looked retarded when he tried to strike. why is this?
>>145233453If you just pick favorites you have a picking rate above 60% already b
HEEMinder :
>>145234078Are you literally Guru?
>>145234156no (yes)
>>145234120Islam spent a lifetime training with khabib, so he has developed the perfect style to beat khabib: have good enough wrestling to keep it on the feet, and then outstrike him. Thats exactly his skillset
>>145233404>>145233442I have a well paying career and don’t need to beg for likes on social media
Kwabib
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
>>145234120>why is this?Because Khabib was a much better athlete and has a much better chin than Islam so he could get away with worst striking technique.
>>145234153yeah it's obvious, the shitty tape he released of the injury and the fact that nobody ever saw the actual injury gives it away. not like we didn't know Jones was a roid cheat before then anyhow
>>145234146If you can pick at that rate then you CAN make lots of money. So if you know so much about mma you can capitalize on those underdogs that you pick to win as well as knowing when to parlay the right favorites.
>>145233453I bet the average odds of all his picks combined is something like -120. Getting your "picks" right is easy.
>>145234153>>145234277UFC's partnership with USADA didn't end until January of this year
>>145234324link your tapology profile b
does anyone on heem IQ mog me
My nickname? "The human abstract".
Make it make sense heem
>>145234312Yeah but this is difficult, guessing the winner of 60% of all fights is not.
>>145233130why is it code name johnson?
>>145234440>>145234395
>>145234445the heemster in the case is name johnson, i almost thought it was DJ but no it's just some random canthis is why the other case is named "Le case"
>>145234395Why not just ask for his picks image?
>>145234400I’m scared to take an IQ test because I know it’s between 90-100. I’d feel embarrassed
>>145234473Just take a few more IQ tests to work on your patter recognition and eventually you'll score 160 points, b.
>>145234400The absolute minimum to understand the criteria.
>>145234452I don't have one. But you can test it yourself, pick 90% favorites in this next card and you will end up with a 60%+ rate.
>>145234469I'm not sorting through that shit. tapology keeps your picks forever and gives a % accuracy. 65% is on the very high end for guys who pick every fight on every card over an appreciable amount of time.
>>145234153Help a brainlet out here. Did Jones fake the injury to avoid testing, or did he do it to buy himself a bunch of time to juice up, taking advantage of a likely weaker anti-doping program?
>>145234511he had a legitimate injury, he doesn't need a whole year to juice for fucking stipe
>>145234511The second one, b. All the evidence there is of that supposed injury is a video he uploaded.
>>145234508Yeah but you don't know if he uses that site or not but you do know he uses this one. Also, not difficult to look it up.
>>145234491what even the point then
brendan schuab kwab nate diaz
>topuria is a cha-ACKKKK
>>145234573Apple juice is top tier thoughever
>>145234573he's a total npc except for the juice and prison break part
>>145234568>no one found her insta yetsad
>>145234553it's not exactly a shot in the dark that somebody who is into mma enough to be here might have a tapology. >it's not that difficult to look it up nigga I'm not compiling a report of only the main card picks of the events for the last two years to prove a point.
>>145234573What video games is this nigga playing
>>145234400you cheated
>>145234573>Inb4 black is not an color
>>145234619b if you find 1/5 in the first 4 you see just screenshot that one and call him a fag gawd dawg y'first time?
>>145234568https://youtu.be/V5kwAZUQZow?si=oSt3gXlbGelEZPDOJones is flat ass only
>>145234636scroll up doofus, counter strike
>>145234644what constitutes cheating on an IQ test? I haven't taken one since middle school and im in my 20s now and I didn't use pen and paper. if that test is accurate my IQ actually dropped. I scored 154 when I was 14 and I generally feel more retarded now
>>145234655that's a low blow b, I wouldn't do that, I care about FACTS and LOGIC
>>145229617Fuck dana
>>145234675Oh yea im retarded.
>>145234573>favorite song - human by rag n bone manat that point i would've preferred some normie boomer shit
>>145234749literally is normie boomer shit
>
>>145234760nah it's like normie boomer vibes but it came out in the last like 5 years so you just look cringe if that's your favorite song ever
Ilion "El Scatador" Topiaria.
>>1452347757 years*
I had to look up rag and bones man to remember but when I would hear that song on the radio I genuinely thought it was a fag anthem, like literally a song about being a fag.
Iloveapplejuice:3 Topuria
Turd Poo Diarrhea
>>145234825didn't know i was talking with the rag n bones reaper over here
>>145234749why do so many cool people have absolute shit tier music taste? jiri's this is how legends are made type shit? respect immediately lost
>>145234871jiri isn't conventionally cool in the slightest b
>>145234881being cool can't be conventional
Official Gane vs Jon prediction.>Round 1First round is mostly feeling out process, Gane lands a few pitterpatter kicks, jon throws too but neither really commit to anything.Gane is light on his feet and jon looks flat footed, feints a couple of takedowns.>Round 2Worst round for Jon, Gane picks up the pace and kicks harder to the legs and body.Jon shoots but misses the takedown but gets to the clinch, both exchange a couple of clinch attempts but get it.>Round 3Jon opens up with a spinning back kick to the body as they close to the center, jon starts looking bouncy, starts kicking more, throws combos and avoids most of gane shots, even round>Round 4Jon moves similar to last round, his strikes are landing but now he is teeping gane body and legs as he tries to come in.Early Gane starts circling and avoiding jon and jon can't quite catch him, gane starts to teep and leg kick as jon tries to catch him and fails as gane is more agile.Mid through the round jon shoots after a teep and gets the takedown, jon controls him for the rest of the round, gane tries some submissions but can't really get it, gane gets gnp'd classic jon style a few seconds before the round ends>Bonus corner predictionI shit you not, fernand will tell gane to let jon take him down to go for a submission>Last roundBoth are tired and aren't really throwing anything at first, gane throws some jabs and kicks and jon tries to answer but doesn't get it, during a kick jon gets to the clinch, gane gets a sweep but jon gets up and gets yhe the clinch again, they exchange some elbows and jon gets a single, at the same time gane gets a double wrist lock as jon completes the takedown and puts jon a kimura but jon arms are too long and gets out and end in gane guard, jon tries gnp but gets tripped and gane gets up, jon chases and as he comes gane throws a head kick but jon counters with a 1-2, rocks gane and shoots a takedown and finishes the round on top of gane and wins an majority decision.
>>145234871they have less time to refine their music taste, that's why the greasiest subhuman basement dwellers can have peculiar music at least and good taste more likelytho this is not a general rule
brendan schaub is an antisemite
>>145234958based
>>145234871it's tawlf b, i don't know a single fighter that's shown a semblance of taste on one of behunin's questionnaires. dawson walking out to a hunchback of notre dame cover made my dick retract back into my body even though i already hated him
>>145235097
>>145234958and?
