Preem:News: I was angry with my friend; I told my wrath, my wrath did end.I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. And I waterd it in fears,Night & morning with my tears: And I sunned it with smiles,And with soft deceitful wiles. And it grew both day and night. Till it bore an apple bright. And my foe beheld it shine,And he knew that it was mine. And into my garden stole, When the night had veild the pole; In the morning glad I see; My foe outstretched beneath the tree.
early
>*shits pants*>wheres my sippy cup!!! i want my apple juice!!!
Yayyyy
has schuab ever 10-7 anyone on the mic before nate diaz?
>>145235147ummmmmmm based?
Hail Satan.
>>145235246i got a prawlm with you satanic hispanics b
>"I manifested this">Loses to Sean Strickland>Loses to Dricus Du PlessisWhat did he mean by this?
Ilia said on a spanish podcast that he felt a dark energy when he met conor, also that he feels like he can beat Khabib
>>145235389he feels he can beat khabib or conor can?goobs has been emanating dark energy for years
>>145235389It's well documented in most esoteric heem circles that Gooby and Khabitch made pacts with the Devil in exchange for wealth and influence.
>>145235432>khabib sacrificed fazza>ngubu sacrificed kobewhat did gooby sacrifice?
>>145235427him (topuria)
>>145235379He always wished to be dominated by white men
>>145235458probably his own soul instead of someone else's. why would the demon off him now when through good he engages in every earthly pleasure imaginable?
>>145235458The real Gooby was killed after the Khabib fight. They replaced him with an almost identical body double. The original one sold his soul and it backfired btw
james vick refused satanism so they psychospiritually removed his chin
Crazy fact: Adesanya has never actually beat a white man in a fight
>>145235379he manifested his natural groid hubris into getting smacked down by the yt man.
>>145235509some say the act of making the pact is when it ends. if you are prominent enough you get body doubled immediately and only god knows what awaits the real one after that.
>>145235549Rob is white
>>145235458his sanity
>>145235611Nope. Hapa aboriginal
>>145235611He'd be black if he weren't white, just look at him
Bryce Mitchell: the deepstate summoned hurricanes and projected them toward red states a month before the election
>>145235660fuck red states
>>145235660100% irrefutable science, backed by dr. fauci and fact checked by snopes
scholar, warrior poet.
>>145235788Did you just add the swastika? Or had I not noticed that before
>>145235803yeah and the boni*er shirt
>>145235803nah that's been there a while Ive been adding thing every little while, this is actually an old version ill save the other stuff closer to fight day
>>145235826Great
Letting people make money off youtube was a huge mistake
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
>Good things come to those who wait.
why is Guru ducking the Destiny debate?
alright which one of you whorenee ngga did this
>topuria says he wants to be 3 weight championIt’s over…
post heems
>>145235867
>>145235962Ilia ain't no mickey gall
I tried to find jerrykino stills in this video and it was incredibly lacking.... Why didn't he show her his sword skills samuraibros?
>>145236084skullmogged by an asian female AGAIN
>>145235458>I lost my mind in this game
>>145235509I used to have a photo of Conor when he broke through with a bandaid on his middle finger in the same exact spot the spirit cooking lady would do the ritual that Obama and all them were cut in the same part of their middle finger.
Every single LHW in the top 15 rankings is more rounded than Pereira, yet there’s not one of them that people would think could move up and beat Jones or Tom, so why do some people think Alex could?
>>145236194Because he got that left hook
Hope that if Tom does fight Alex he chooses to sub him quick instead of gnp heeming him, gives him the option of going out like a real one in what’s likely his retirement fight too
>>145236084Her skull is very egg shaped
>we never got to see Dricus vs Rockhold
my gf schaubed on my meng earlier brosfeeling a bit off rn
>>145236347why would she do that
Favourite figurative fighter?
>>145236371it was accidental
>>145236378Living father Khabib
When are we gonna get a wing chun fighter in the ufc
Name one of Max's coaches or teammates/sparring partners without looking it up.
>>145236461Rush Holloway.
>>145235964
>>145236461Yancy MedeirosRyan Lizares>>145236452The Spider baby boi. I think Weili also has practiced it
>>145236461Safe Saiud
>>145236509Andersneed aint no ip man disciple
>>145236461Jay Dee Penn III
>>145235942me
>>145235379He manifested Dricus beating Bobert but he didn't realise the spiritual ramifications, nor the cost of getting his wish granted.
>>145236347he's crazy for doing that
>>145236527Das where u wrong bloodhttps://www.dragoninst.com/blog/anderson-silva-wing-chun/https://youtu.be/TLY2kLuH3w0?si=UMhv9gih7-YK_elxhttps://youtu.be/TWjHXZJ2_Bs?si=f_B0sHYeIhB3FwXN
>>145236347if you didn't proclaim "oh you shittin nigguh?" you are no longer welcome here
>>145235964wait a minute here. that little hop forward that poohand does is completely inconsequential he still had to cover ground afterwards to get into heem range plus jamahal had time to move back himself and chose not to. how the fuck did rogan gaslight me this badly? am i retarded?
>>145236609Interesting and coolNot sure what folio books have to do with it
>>145236666PuertoRicanbros not like this...
>>145235176generational aura loss
>>145236679lol my bad that's the ad I got and I copied it by mistakehttps://youtu.be/LT6IZ63oc-U?si=rkfDJwzO-JXNhJnP
>>145235965kek
>>145236738He’s still a chinlet at lhwThe heem will be there for Ankalaev
>>145236535zesty ahh ngga
>>145236799He's never had an iron chin. He just happens to have great recovery if you don't kill him right after stunning him. Also he's always dangerous outside of when he's hurt enough that he freezes, like in Adesanya 1 & 2. Khalil def should've pressed the shit out of him off that knockdown though
*leaves the thread*
WHOLESOME GAMER CHUNGUS
me gusta culito de alexa grasso
>>145236955Greying balding faggot is getting knocked the fuck out in the 5thVisit my tapology if u want the answers to next card ufc 308
>>145236955He looks like he's taking xanax I can tell by his eyes and face and the way he has his hair nowHe has no virility left *toilet flushing sounds commence*
why is ige's wife such a piggo
>>145236955Adrien Brody looking ahh
Is max good value at $3?
>>145236955God, imagine he cared about League of Legends. We could've prevented the evil Faker era.
Max Value.
>>145235184He 10-7ed photogrissers and the black guys on fox sports
New sleems tomorrow
>>145237086 That's basically saying Topuria has a 75% chance of victory. Do you think that's accurate? If you think it's lower than that, then Max is certainly good value.
>>145237133Dude just take it easy
>>145237133why do you care so much?
>>145237113I have no idea how to read his performance against Gaychee.
>>145237152I think it should at least tell you that Max is comfortable inviting pressure off his backfoot, still had a rock solid chin, and has the ability to execute a game plan based on power shots over volume.
>>145237152He did incredibly well, the only fault I find is that Max was landing jabs at will. If Topiaria fights behind the jab, it's over for Max.
>>145237111not watching
The omoplata will be there for Max Holloway
>>145237161Also his lateral movement is better than elementary.
The golden gloves and ufc shorts will be there for Max Holloway
Thawlts on the media consensus #1 2025 prospect Nico Luva?
The indecipherable gibberish will be there for Max Holloway to spout
>>145237171Me neither
Going by his last win, Khamzat Chimaev will win by majority decision. My guess is if Khamzat scored a takedown in the 1st he'll be rewarded with a 10-8 round
>>145236955Tried to tell you /heem/.
pls don't let bobby get heemed
>>145237267Khamzat has pillow fists His one knockout against gm3 was a meme because he backed into the fence
>>145237295also chungzat stepped on his lead foot
>>145237267Sorry to break it to you brotha, but there's quite a good chance of a club and sub.
>>145237295And he stepped on his foot
Kumsplat lost to burns and poopsman but "won"Make it make sense
>>145237342He won. You remain coping months later because your life is mashed potatoes.
>>145237353gayboy
>>145237251zatSISSY knows it's over. Almost sad, really.
>>145237338MereShart deserves a rematch
>>145237355Takes one to know one thweetie
>>145237353Nice projectionHow's the Amazon factory going
>>145237353nah, judges rigged it for him because he was the new cash cow. but now with his complications and inactivity/travel issues, don't expect the judges to be so giving...
>>145237152The lesson learned is that Max was a level above Garth, unsurprising considering Garth barely survived MJ
>>145237371you were doing an unironic "I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!" routine the otha day b your posts aren't that hard to spot.
>>145237375Nice projectionIs it true you have to piss in bottles to avoid falling behind on shipping targets?
>>145237390>schizo friendsimulatingYou genuinely need help if you're not only actually noticing personalities, but then trying to assign them to random anons. Truly the biggest loser moment of 2024.
>>145237397nah b we piss in bottles because its ah cultcha
>>145237397You know the rules wagie
>>145237418>Truly the biggest loser moment of 2024you would have been perfect for the cast of mean girls, b
>>145237251what's wrong with him?
>>145237433>earning an income is... le bad!Typical 4eddit scum>>145237458Unfortunately for you buddeh, losers exist beyond high school cafeteria seating
Bronny is fucking trash yo I'm a 5'7" white guy and I would have scored more. What a joke
no homo but t wood got cheeks
who name's their kid brony b?
I support Israel (the country) in all endeavors.
>>145237338is this the birth of a new meta?
>>145237490Bronny would heem you
>>145237523I used to deal a lot with orthodox Jewish communities, especially Persian Jews (mostly Tehrani & Meshadi). Highly wealthy community with great business sense and a tightknit bond. I've had a great respect for my Hasidic brethren since. And that's why my favorite Jewish fighter is Mark Zuckerberg.
>>145237527they both have very ugly feet imo (in my opinion)
>>145237570neckbeard moment!
Belel should be cut
>>145237574why are you rating another mans feet b
The UFC has been trying to clone Crazy Horse for decades now. They got pretty close with Bobby Green but that was using archaic tech. UFC actually has two clones of Crazy Horse currently in the making under the care of Michael Chandler
>>145237604mine are just really nice by comparison
why we talking about bronies b?
whittaker bros how we feelin? I like the fact that the fight is 5 rounds for no reason, gives us a decent chance of winning the later rounds. surely bobert isn't going to get subbed or KOd early right? most i could see is khamzat catching him with a straight shot like he did shart but idek
>>145237618how are you deciding what makes feet better or worse
>>145237622dat boi gwan full 4eddit
>>145237618Train in MMA and throw teeps into elbows and you'll have ugly crooked toes like pereira
>>145237622This is how Copert heems Hamza btw
>>145237627if it goes over 1.5 the /knuck/ is winning
>>145235097Topuria's dad
>>145237680>he angrily clacks away while no one will ever know him
>>145237490Bronny was the 8th best player for USC last year and that team sucked.
>>145237397Not who you were replying to, but yes it's true. Not for warehouse bros though, it would be talf with the security and cameras. I've taken a piss jug plenty of times on delivery. Not from falling behind but from not wanting to take the van to a packed gas station.
>>145237701Most Chinese webm I've seen today
Please. Let’s not be racist at least.
>>145237715creepiest dog I’ve ever seen
>>145237748that's the least we can do b
Daner has lots of money, he's got no strong beliefsAri has lots of power, he's got no strong beliefsHunter has got no fame, he's got no strong beliefsDaner has lots of money, he's got no strong beliefsIt's Jon Bones Jones, the GOAT is Jon Bones JonesHeems zeems and sleems, what we're looking forIt's Jon Bones Jones, the GOAT is Jon Bones JonesPowerslap is, what you're looking forHeemed from desire, mind and senses purifiedHeemed from desire, mind and senses purifiedHeemed from desire, mind and senses purifiedHeemed from desireDa-na-na-na-na, Da-na, Da-na-na, Da-na-naDa-na-na-na-na, Da-na, Da-na-na, Da-na-naDa-na-na-na-na, Da-na, Da-na-na, Da-na-naDa-na-na-na-na, Da-na, Da-na-na, Da-na-na
>>145237701>NOOOOO YOU CAINT BE TALMBOUT THEY KEEEEEIIDDSS SMGDMFHSMDH THATS DISRESPEK!!!!!!!!!!!*heems they kieeds
Fucking look at this thing
>>145237742Damn ni99a. Don't you feel grossed out lol
>>145237804That’s a man in a dog suit
>>145237804looks more used up that jizzys dog
Chimaev is on death watchHe can't ko or sub Whittaker so he's going to get hurt real bad
>>145237804I'd rather not
>>145237804skinwalker
>>145237804>>145237821>>145237824All dogs are cute. They're loyal creatures and have done nothing to you. Stop being miserable cunts at dawn
Heeminder bongs have creepy looking dawlgs like the hound of bakersfield
>>145237830i'm a dog enjoyer which is why i am sad that this dog looks so sad
>>145237830>Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.
>>145237830mate just look at it, have you ever known a dog to look like that? it’s got a human face, is all lumpy in weird places and it’s not even sitting like a normal dog
>>145237852Shant
>>145237830Ahem...FUCK dogs Most overrated, needy pieces of shit on earth
>>145237830>>145237852>The dog would appear to me to be the favourite of superficial, sentimental, emotional, and democratic people—people who feel rather than think, who attach importance to mankind and the popular conventional emotions of the simple, and who find their greatest consolation in the fawning and dependent attachments of a gregarious society. Such people live in a limited world of imagination; accepting uncritically the values of common folklore, and always preferring to have their naive beliefs, feelings, and prejudices tickled, rather than to enjoy a purely aesthetic and philosophic pleasure arising from discrimination, contemplation, and the recognition of austere absolute beauty. This is not to say that the cheaper emotions do not also reside in the average cat-lover’s love of cats, but merely to point out that in ailurophily there exists a basis of true aestheticism which kynophily does not possess.
talmbout yakub, b?
>>145237852Guy who wrote that is racist.>>145237873Only if women raise them.
Last excerpt full text here: https://hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx>>145237830>>145237852>>145237877The real lover of cats is one who demands a clearer adjustment to the universe than ordinary household platitudes provide; one who refuses to swallow the sentimental notion that all good people love dogs, children, and horses while all bad people dislike and are disliked by such. He is unwilling to set up himself and his cruder feelings as a measure of universal values, or to allow shallow ethical notions to warp his judgment. In a word, he had rather admire and respect than effuse and dote; and does not fall into the fallacy that pointless sociability and friendliness, or slavering devotion and obedience, constitute anything intrinsically admirable or exalted. Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes. Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.
this guy wakes up and starts posting walls of text on heem
>>145237877>autist can't relate to humanity so he literally worships the house catI can see why you relate so well, Finneas.
>>145237756>>145237804bro has aura, I repsect him
>>145237881We say based round here b>>145237894Copy pasting an essay, IC9 lawnmower hide posts if a reading eez makey you a sleepy homes
>>145237756>>145237804it doesn’t look creepy it just looks dopey. like a retarded but cute dog.
>>145237715It be like that sometimes.
>>145237895What a terrible loss not enjoying the company of drooling Taylor Swift enjoyers how ever will I cope b luckily I live with a cat
>>145237911I knew you’d appreciate this
Schaub is the man.
I still havent seen Schaub's meng
>>145237927Bit mincey that, lad. Respectfully
>>145237911looks like him with a dog filter on
Post more humanlike dawgs.
>>145237804>>145237911Looks like a Great Pyrenees/Mastiff that got back from getting a hair cut. A size bully heemer for sure.
>>145237948Gotchu b
What happened to the heem cat who used to pick fights?
>>145237946Mate you post wank material for your boyfriend every day pipe down Tom of Finland
>>145237960thats a pic of an old leather boot b
>>145237956No it doesn't
>>145237976You mean the guy who heems escorts and dates women as opposed to you having another weekday all nighter with your internet friends (male) on heem.gov?
Nick's grandpa.
>>145237999What a move
>>145237999Como dijo el millo gangster, "flow ADOLFO"
3 days without meng heeming feels like an eternity
Im not asking for this. I dont wanna fuck him up, Im not trying to fuck him up. But, heres whats real: If spammy walked through that door and I said Fin, Coral leave- only one of us is walking out that door ooooon-scathed 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I will fuck him up.
i like cats too but they spread a hivemind parasite that influences your thoughts and actions. dicey dicey
>>145238038It's worth it bappa
>>145237985Yeah it does. Kennel cuts are shorter than that for hot weather. That there just looks like a pyrenees.
guys my gf is watching me post so stop being weird
>>145235179Crazy how he just forgot about his problem with Paddy like it never happened
>>145238074paddy would’ve beaten the piss out of him
I hate cats but they love me, so idgaf I'mma pet them just the same. >Inb4 Lovecraft wall of textHe had feminine prose and gets moved by real writers like Faulkner (coincidentally a dog preferrer)
>khand sanitizer boy yez a khand sanitizer I trew a khand sanitizer at 'imKinda glad we didn't have to put up with too much of that honestly>>145238063I don't see it b them ears look different to this old chunk of coal
>>145238065finna start tambout zatdaddy creampies and sissy clittys
>>145235867I hate that they all use my thing too. We need another major video site that's pure like the old days
>>145238085Lovecraft wrote a good decade before him you insufferable pseud
>>145238096>3 wall of text replies with a pretentious ass essay about the supposed superiority of preferring cats over dogs>Mad when someone does the same.
>>145236401Then what happened?
>>145238112I'm not mad at a bit of pretention in heem otherwise it would be too low brow for a meng of my stature and since you asked b I'm 100% the Lovecraft essay is a joke but that's just my reading of it
>>145235458you thought we were joking around about clones? get you’re head in the game kid but unironically though
>>145238113See >>145237976, for shame fr for shame
>>145237804it's an alabai
>>145238088I think it is a Pyrenean Mastiff or a Great Pyrenees-Mastiff mix, which is different. All three of those have a high % chance of coming out like ugly ahh runts, rather than looking how the ideal ones should look.
>>145237956>>145237985>>145238063>>145238088>>145238138see >>145238136it's just a puppy
>>145238136no that guy's fighting sataday nigh
>>145238138Fair point but what of the strayan claims >>145238143>turkmen wolfhoundTalmbout born to heem
>>145238143>puppyi genuinely thought it was an elderly dying dog
>>145238165That's your incontinent gf b
Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck pets
>>145237680>SAAR I AM HOOD NEGGA LIKE YOU DO NOT REDEEM AAAAIIIIEEEE
>>145236738I was actually worried for Alex that the roided up monkey might win, thank God he gassed
>>145238182Leafs often do
Prime GSP heems jizzy and kaniggu
engineerbros...
Schaub rapegaped Diass
Gotta love the turkmeister
honestly how is nate diaz going to recover now he's been called out by the goat?
It's over for non Muslims this Saturday.
>>145238365He was telling him he thought he won b.
>>145238414*holds your hand in a dominant but friendly manner*
>turki said
>>145238340There's a bogged bimbo succubus pulling his strings from behind
>>145238365Israel will aid the freedomfighters
There are six (6) undefeated fighters at UFC 308. Basharat will win, the other five lose
>>145238458Is this who I think it is?
Humble Highs.
>>145238475You're not French>>145238485You're not Australian
>>145237804
>>145238131I wanted to know how the whole thing went, the awkwardness, the dialogue. People post crazy situations then just lease it as that.Not sure how you suppose your quote relates, that's just the sad boy, sad about non virgins talking
>>145238504why is this lil man such a drawl in spain?
>>145238458Sooner or later you'll wear down. You can't run forever.
IC6s outside of Boxing still get the knuckle to the Temple though.(Apart from the ones that **** ** ****)
I'm keeping it so clean these days.Wholesome
>>145238533Fuck totally messed up that comment, I'll try again. So annoying!>You're right, I hated these guys at the beginning, then I wanted to hate him, then I realised I couldn't hate him, them I realised I actually LIKE him
>>145238538You know that /heem/ is healing when you get this kind of posts before a big card.
>>145238577What the hell
Threadly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max Holloway and make him look like an amateur, bet on an early finish if you have money.
>>145238490Hey mate would you mind stopping from impersonating me?
After Topuria, Max will never be able to enjoy threading a needle or eating hot soup on his lap ever again
>>145238625I dont get it
>CAN TOPURIA IMPREGNATE MY WIFE ON THE FIRST TRY??!? WE'LL FIND OUT SATURDAY NIGHT
>>145238577Japan is evil
>>145238654I dont remember max's wife looking like the tomb raider girl
>>145238663Evil hides in the most innocent of faces
here's the dealI want Kadyrov killedclean shot
I broke your face
>>145238690He sure showed those light-emitting diodes what's what
>>145238700sometimes they fight back
>>145238703Esoteric heem
>>145238507>wallahi my bruddah I just wanted to hear the details about anik heeming gone wrong for posterity
I had a dream Rob heems Chimaev in the 2nd round. My dreams always come true.
>>145238714You must dream about sucking dick a lot :)
Sorry for implying the australian sucks dick, that was uncouth behavior
>>145238569There are not 200 posts about schaub in the midst of his biggest showdown yet, heem is truly dead
>>145238714I'll talmbout Schaub if no one wants to :)
>>145238355He did it on purpose just to make schaub find his true spirit, schaub will be strangling him then come to this profound realization and stop and say gawld dawlg what are we doin hair?
When i was 18 i used to come in here and get legitimately mad at coral for posting pictures of brendan schaub, now look at me
I've seen how the sawlsej is maid b
>>145238809Whos sawlsage b?
>>145237804Why the fuck he's in a pink panties?
Nigga schaub
>>145238857wow... cant believe you actually posted thispiece of shit
>>145238862Kek, these guys are such fags based mmaguru
>>145238865
GSPissPissraelTopissiraDu Pissis
>>145238577LOL.
Who loses the 0?
>>145238938Atrocious graphic design
>>145238713Don't ever say that to me again
We communicate like nice boys, with a decent upbringing here
Anyone have that one pic of Pettis getting inside leg kicked for the hundredth time and looking like he wants to cry?
>>145238938Did basharat lose his last fight?
Ilia Topuria, the first deaf ufc champ
>>145238857Hey man you can’t say that here.
>>145239013Two iberians walk into the room. One talks spanish and the other georgian. Ilia topuria
>>145238956Aporigies (two)
Ilia Topuria says to himself (in spanish): "Dog" But then he says: "ძაღლი" What could this mean?
>not been here in months>pedo pizza fat 40 year old loser still posts here all day everydayWow. Honestly thought he would have killed himself by now but he is still here all the time I guess. Nightmarish existence
>women are wea*ACK*heem, WWYD after a devastating loss like this?
>>145238887Good morning
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIu8faJzpzg
just finished eating ice cream
>>145239072He also has genital herpes now
Yeah I'm shittin nigguh
>>145239082ice cream gives you boost in energy for a short period of time due to the sugar, a short energy burst is needed to heem therefore this post is related to mixed martial artistry so fuck you
>>145238703>people who look and move like this believe they could fight.Name one skill where people overestimate themselves more than fighting.Pro tip: You can't
2 years ago today Shartles got spanked and spunked by his Slamdaddy
>>145239223Wow
Only weak cowardly retarded pseudo intellectuals get enamoured with literature because they can’t into shale, oil and gas or prospecting.
>>145239223This post has profoundly changed my life, thank you.
Test
>>145239077
>>145238577YOU MUST ADHERE TO LOCAL CUSTOMS
>>145239279Why are you shouting knob head
>>145239285YOU CANNOT DENY THE LOCAL CUSTOMSYOUMUSTADHERETOTHELOCALCUSTOMSLOCAL.CUSTOMS.MUST.NOT.BE.DENIED!
>>145239286That’s not Razor Ramon
>>145239292STOP SHOUTING YOU'LL WAKE UP THE MISSUS' BULL
>>145239305https://youtu.be/k_9CSr3nGqEOOPSIE DAISY
>>145239308LAYLA SEZ YOU'S NOT TO WAKE HIM AND OI'VE ONLY JOST GOT TO SLEEP IN DI HOUSE AGAIN BEGORRAH
>>145239318pekora?>>145239317OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
At the end of the day: it is what it is.
>>145239073this has to be 3rd base
French poster do be like that
>>145239328Absolutely not
>>145239358Saying this are many
>>145239073im facing straight up idgaf
I was just reading some of the messages sent by fighters in support of the ufc antitrust lawsuit. 80% of them claim the reason why they're suffering with irreparable damage to their body and mental state is due to harsh weight cuts so they demand compensation. I'm not defending the UFC but isn't this just weightcut babies yapping that they're going 30lbs below their natural weight class to abuse naturally smaller fighters? Sounds like a severe victim complex to me.
>>145239368>Sounds like a severe victim complex to me.Yeah its not like the UFC is forcing them to fight at a certain weight class, they made that decision themselves because they wanna be able to use their size against othersIts the same as going into a sport (MMA) where you know you will get repeatedly get punched in the head, then years later complain about CTE
>>145239368dont they get money? thats prob the motivation anyway:poofc could have just kept the openweight standards BUT all the rules are the result of the bureaucratization of mmgay aka parasitic gubmint wanting some gibs for le cockfighting
>>145239368I would die for HE Ari Emmanuel pbuh and it is 100% the fighter's fault this ain't microsoft this is the fight business kid
>>145239368>don't cutbabby>get weightbullied by someone 20lbs heavier than you>lose half your paycheck
Heeeem
>Robert "Reddit" Whitaker >"Reddit" Rob Font Who else?
Hi heem how ya doing just wanted to get your thoughts on the Power Slap main event?
>>145239398not racist but whenever you see someone giving you the staredown, its usually an animalistic form of aggression, you must quickly assess that the person in front of you is gonna heem you if you relax
>>145239398Proud racist born and bred and whenever you see someone giving you the staredown, its usually an animalistic form of aggression, you must quickly assess that the person in front of you is gonna heem you if you relax
Sean Strickland was born and then bred
>>145238938hopefully all of them. padded record bitches. dont want bahtsinge culture to takeover. dana is always right when it comes to treatment of fighters.
>>145239418Terrible viewpoint>>145239428Inspired viewpoint
Board is actually quite wholesome during this time of day, when it's not flooded by deranged mutts with shit and schaub fetishes. Now if only Australians would disappear it would be a party.
aint no party like a diddy party tho thats wassup
>>145238938>BashartI can't believe it's a real name. Lmao
>>145239428>born and bredis that you strickBeast?
Ilia Topooria the type of dude to get hiccups eating spicy food
>>145235097You reading Blake now? For me it's The Sick Rose and The Shepherd
When is Khamzat's Talk Tuah episode coming out?
Scars never disappear.Neither do Dreams.Rise, Warrior.
Ian Garry.When's this guy gonna fight?
>>145239532When he thinks people have forgotten about how embarrassing a fight it was against MVP
StrickBred
It's time to remember the fans and the people in the UFC who The Rocket is. You know. Back in the day
>>145239536History will look up that fight in a different light. GSP was often touted as a boring fighter but is now considered the goat by many. Garry put on a masterclass of shootboxing
>>145239564Your fucking spudmuncher should stick to firewater sales like McGreggs. He looked like a complete amateur in that fight and was gifted the decision by judges who probably fell asleep after round 1.
>>145239560Why they both look like taking a shit?
Khamzat was sick and off the roids when he fought Usman
>>145239589When was the last time you took a Shit on your tippy toes?
>>145239560More fagotfit men of taday. If I had a son he couldn't wear this
>>145239428>Proud racistYou’re not welcome on /heem/. You should leave.
>>145239610My son would heem your son
>>145239599What about when he fought Mr.Burns? Oh that time I just got punched up, and he's worse than Usman anyway, so forgot about my disclaimer above
>>145239632bad weight cut
I'm the only white man in this general. Spiritually, that is. Physically I'm Togo African.
>>145239603
Khamzat caught a BAD case of Fornier's Gangrene and has never been the same since. If Kadyrov hadn't saved him, he'd be dead from AIDS due to Merseyside prostitutes and MDMA consumption.
>>145239629Your Son who wears leggings and nail varnish? You don't even believe that yourself
>>145239636My viking brother
>>145239641>Fornier's Gangrenefuck you for making me google that
>>145239633Really?
It’s always something with Khamzat where he’s not well. He was either sick during the fight or was not physically able to make it to the fight. Does he have a bad biology or is it a lifestyle thing?
Reddit Rob caught a BAD case of Kamchatkan wheatgrass fever from a tainted Malaysian kumquat and has never been the same since. If Adesanya hadn't performed ancient African semen channeling rituals, he'd be dead from gonorrhea due to bloody painted fingernails in his rectum.
>>145239647He could wear a dress and he’d still smash your puny little boy
Bad sneedstyle… yes
>>145239664>>145239664Nothing matters because in the end I'll r your d. You can't beat a man who has no limit. You'll be left devastated so stay in your place
Is she actually good or just overhyped?
>>145239686They/them chud
>>145239686MMA?
>>145239696WMMA actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFFQ_l49NnY
>>145239682>I’ll r your dYou’ll ride my dick?
>>145239706
>>145239707When is he gonna do a cover of "Kiss From A Rose"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Yh6rnOchs
>>145239710He’ll research your development
What do you call these kind of gums?
>>145239728Damn, Nina's looking extra fuckable b
>>145239710Haha that actually made me laugh
>>145239728Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
Joe "Body Bagz" Rogan
>>145239721You should be able to say what you want here. If he actually knew what I meant his Teeth would be chattering but, but he thinks I want to have sex with him.
>I'll r your d.
>>145239771What does the 'r' and 'd' in "I'll r your d" stand for?
>>145239780I feel like lil Jeff has a more intimidating aura now we know he'll do tricks on your dick
I'll rape your dick
>>145239661brazza please speak english
Reckon demetrious johnsons legs dangle of the toilet when he suits?
Mixed martial farts
Magomed Ankalaev has an endearing child like innocence, hope he becomes champion :)
>>145239814DJ is only 7 Ngannou BBCs tall
the last time toporio fought someone coming off a win was in 2022
>>145239837And Bryce nearly defeated him
>>145239845
>>145239845never happened but okay
>>145239837Same for pisslam
>>145239885wrong
>>145239829whoever made this needs to die
>>145237804new wmma reaction pic
>>145239781The second letter after r is a
>>145239837Stop your dumb stats, are you Anik or something, get lost
308 is the fans UFC 300
>>145239983Yeah, finally a good fucking card
Im not asking for this. I dont wanna fuck him up, Im not trying to fuck him up. But, heres whats real: If spammy walked through that door and I said Fin, Coral leave- only one of us is walking out that door ooooon-scathed 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I would snap his fucking neck.
>>145239983>have to root for a SerbI hate goatfuckers so much
>>145239993This is a thinly veiled Schaub post, do not be deceived
Onnnnnnn-scathed bappa
>IS ILLIA'S COCK REALLY MORE AFRICAN THAN NGANNOU??? WE'LL FIND OUT ON OCTOBER 26TH
>IM KILL EVERY BADY>and then read a booksoon
I can not read bradda...I not read..
>>145240036
>>145240036why this nigga have no moustache ?he gay or something?
>>145240036Looking like a war criminal
>>145240036>I read everybody brazza, like a book
can't seem to post
Fairybros... at what point in time should we be worried?
>>145240064when she got married
>I was really depressed everbawdy...
We fucking need to see Schaub vs. Diaz, I need to know if a shit heavyweight pro can beat a decent lightweight-welterweight pro
Woolongong drunks and the most powerful race on the planet.
>>145240082Diass refused to fight 178lb pound Khamzat, zero chance he goes anywhere near a HW size manReal reddit gangster nate spent most of his career bullying fws at 6'
reminder ufc is on at 2pm est this week
>>145240094Drunk fuck.
>>145240094That's not a real word like jamahal
Thought on the new shorts?
After 308 Max wants to go back up and heem Pisslam
>>145240125he'll need to get a few wins for another title shot after Ilia breaks his jaw
>>145239412mmmmmm hawaian dumplings.....
Max's win was genuinely kind of a fluke. If he hadn't busted Garth's nose at the literal last second of round 1, it would have been a much different fight that Max could have easily lost. That said, he's my boy and he's still gonna win against Poopooria.
>>145240149Talmbout Mrs Holloway b?
>>145240161Ilia is more similar to dustin than garththis isn't a good matchup for max
Elo biutiful
>>145240161Garth quite simply isn’t good. Dude is a gatekeeper
>>145236799>Ankalaevalso, wtf, why do we need 15 minutes to post
Beauty won.
>>145240122More like shits
nobody is getting chinned between rakesh and fagomed that shit is going 15 painful minutes
>>145240219Pressing perspective much to think about
>>145240231I aim to be brutal but cunning
Today I'm not the star of the show. Feels good for a bit of a change
>>145240122they're alright all the venum stuff has been kind of ugly. wonder how they look in the other colors
>I can't heckin cut to 135bye bye
>>145240163Peahead wouldn't survive the rematch
>>145240220
>>145240173The difference this time is that Max just fought at lightweight and actually looked like a lightweight. He was a featherweight fighting up a class when he last fought Dustin. I get that it's not what you're talking about, but I think that Max was genuinely just surprised at how hard Dustin hit in their last fight. Topuria's got some good power too, but it's pretty damn unlikely he's going to hit any harder than Garth. If Max can feel Topuria's power and stay on his game, I think he could definitely win.
>>145240251why not? dustin and volk both figured max out
>>145240240A certain, and highly esteemed, Nordic™ standard as always
>>145240261cause max can heem ever since the hawaii fires blessed him with esoteric strength
>>145240252Dana can't wait to cut this faggot
>>145240161Max was beating him up in round one, Garth never had a chance
>>145240252yeah i'm thinking we're getting the khalil rematch
brazzas have no heart, just look at khabib and zabit
>>145240277Garth is an underrated fighter from the perspective of adjustments. He also got destroyed in round 1 by Fiziev but completely changed his plan on the fly and ended up winning. I'm struggling to say he's got a high fight IQ because he can also just make really bad decisions, but... I think he's got a higher fight IQ than he gets credit for.
Khabib had plenty of heart, Said Khalilov, Magomed Magomedov, Glieson Tibau. He tore apart all the warriors placed before him. No steroids, pure heart.
>>145240286>supposed warrior culture>still don't have an independent countrybrazzas are posers
>>145240298Don't forget "Raging" Al Iaquinta, the toughest real estate agent in the tristate area.
>>145240161>fight x was a fluke because fighter 1 dealt damage to fighter 2 that contributed to his loss
>>145240286Khabib doesn't have a pot to piss nor more children than the biggest irish bender since wilde
>khabib derangement out of nowhere
>>145240293by making adjustment you mean forgetting he can jab for 2 rounds every fight.
Lmao Khabib will literally die earlier than me because of all the steroids he's taken and all of the brain trauma he's endured lmaooo
khabitch and zabitch
>>145240315Got a problem with us chatting shit, Sayid?
>You can't heckin talk bad about Khabib because....YOU JUST CAN'T OK!?
>>145240321BDS is a serious illness, I hope you get well soon
>spams about disgusting sex acts between brazzas and fan favorites>calls sweaty chechen fighters daddy>talmsbout brazza meng juice a good 20 posts a thread minimum>wonders why people are turned against brazzas
Khabib is an man of no morals claiming to be a beacon of such, who takes advantage of his friends, family, and fans constantly for personal gain
>>145240327leave Benoit Daint Senis out of this, his time will come
>>145240327>BDSBig Dick Syndrome? Yeah it's pretty terrible swinging around this giant hawlg. Can I get the doner kebab with the white sauce and hot sauce btw?
Hot steamy rectal heeming with Khabib's WAG picrel
>>145240319Better to live one day as a lion than 100 years a sheep.
Brazza Derangement Syndrome (BDS) is a term emerging in the lexicon of social media and public discourse, describing a pattern of disproportionate and irrational criticism directed at Dagestani and Caucasian MMA fighters. This article aims to delve into the symptoms and underlying causes of BDS, situating it within the broader context of celebrity culture and its psychological impacts.The advent of social media has fundamentally transformed public discourse, allowing for the rapid dissemination of opinions and attitudes toward public figures. This shift has led to the emergence of intense and polarized views, particularly surrounding controversial or outspoken personalities. One such figure is Khabib Nurmagomedov, whose career and personal life have been subjects of considerable public interest and debate.Brazza Derangement Syndrome (BDS) has been coined to describe a phenomenon where individuals exhibit extreme and often irrational negative reactions to anything related to Brazzas. This term, while informal, captures a specific pattern of behaviour that warrants closer examination. By understanding the symptoms and implications of BDS, we can gain insight into the psychological and social dynamics at play in contemporary celebrity culture.
>>145240344Lions live in zoos and Africa and sheep live free in Europe
>>145240353Yeah and also getting raped by Arabs.
>>145240344then why aren't you living like a lion, but posting on /sp/'s gay support general
Khabibs only L
>>145240362I'm drinking coffee and reading the new Absolute Wonder Woman comic. Lion activity can wait.
>>145240358A big black lover?
>>145240358Are the rumors true?>>145240360
>>145240364it is criminal how this chocolate angel mogs the other plastic sluts during fight nights
>>145240381>>145240381>>145240381
>>145240369This doesn't sound like very halal behavior brazza
>>145240122Wow looks like some claw marks of a mighty beasts yeah I dig it
>>145240327Big Dick Sneed?
