Fag thread
Bruh
KhWABib has less children than Fagnor
Fag edition you say?
>Enters enters thread in a reluctant and humble manner.
>>145240396You're 40 with none
>>145240399Ngannou only started MMA once Schaub retired
>>145240400How many kids have you got IC4? Surely not a topic of great shame back in Lahore I trust?
Can we have one thread without Europeans bickering like women
Symptoms of Brazza Derangement Syndrome:Exaggerated Criticism: BDS is characterised by a tendency to levy extreme and unfounded criticism against Brazzas. Ttheir goes beyond constructive critique, often ignoring context or intent and interpreting their actions and statements in the most negative light possible.Persistent Negative Bias: Individuals with BDS consistently display a negative bias toward Brazzas, marked by unwavering pessimism about their abilities, achievements, and character. Positive developments are minimised, while negative events are amplified.Personal Attacks: A hallmark of BDS is the inclination to engage in personal attacks. Critics frequently target Brazzas's appearance, physical health struggles, and personal life, resorting to ad hominem arguments that detract from rational discourse.Selective Outrage: BDS involves selective outrage, where critics disproportionately react to Brazzas's actions while ignoring similar behaviours in others. Their selective indignation highlights an underlying bias driven by personal animosity rather than objective judgement.Dismissal of Positive Attributes and Actions: BDS symptoms include dismissing or undervaluing Brazzas's positive contributions, such as their advocacy for mental health, religion and charitable work. These positive aspects are overshadowed by relentless focus on perceived flaws and mistakes.Emotional and Irrational Responses: Emotional and irrational responses characterise BDS. Critics often exhibit an inability to engage in balanced discussions, with emotional rhetoric taking precedence over logical analysis, leading to an echo chamber effect where negative opinions are reinforced.
>>145240412The bong is NOT European
>THE bong
That flag is NOT a bong
>>145240122Wow looks like some claw marks of a mighty beasts yeah I dig it
Personally I think Dagestan's conquest of MMA has been for the best
Understanding the symptoms of Brazza derangement syndrome is crucial for dissecting the psychological and social mechanisms at play. These symptoms suggest a deeper, visceral reaction to Brazzas that transcends normal fan behaviour and enters the realm of obsession and bias. Several factors contribute to the development of BDS:Media Portrayal: The media often plays a significant role in shaping public perception, and sensationalist coverage can exacerbate negative attitudes.Personal Biases: Pre-existing personal biases and predispositions can intensify reactions to Brazzas actions and statements.Social Media Dynamics: The nature of social media platforms, with their capacity for rapid and widespread dissemination of opinions, can amplify negative sentiments and create echo chambers.ConclusionBrazza derangement syndrome represents a modern psychological phenomenon rooted in the dynamics of celebrity culture and social media. While the term itself is informal, the behaviors it describes are real and impactful. Further research into BDS and similar patterns of behavior toward other public figures can provide deeper insights into the interplay between media, public perception, and psychological responses in the digital age.By recognizing and understanding BDS, we can foster more balanced and rational discourse surrounding public figures, promoting healthier engagement in both media and personal interactions
Good thing my filters are working correctly
>he took time to type out that garbage that no one is going to read
islam is a 33 year old unc by the time he gets around to arman he'll only have one title fight left in him
One day I will make it to the ufc and heem Poosman Pissmagomedov dead in the octagon.
>>145240457he took an article about trump derangement syndrome and replaced trump with brazzanot much typing really
>>145240457It's AI slop he's copy/pasting.
>>145240457I read it :D
There are no formal medical cures for Brazza derangement syndrome (BDS). However, addressing the symptoms and underlying causes can help manage and reduce the irrational negativity associated with BDS. Here are some suggested approaches:>Balanced Media Consumption: Emphasizing the importance of consuming a diverse range of media sources to avoid echo chambers and cultivate a more comprehensive understanding of brazzas actions and personas.>Critical Thinking: Developing critical thinking skills among individuals with BDS to analyse information objectively rather than reacting emotionally to news or social media content related to Brazzas.>Consumption of M-eat by khabib : Incorporating products associated with Brazzas such as his M-eat by khabib, khabib energy drinks and snacks, as part of a positive engagement strategy. This approach aims to reshape associations with Brazzas and foster more positive perceptions through enjoyable experiences.>Professional Help: Encouraging individuals diagnosed with BDS to seek guidance from mental health professionals trained in cognitive behavioural therapy or counselling. These professionals would provide personalized strategies to manage negative emotions and enhance coping skills related to Brazzas-related topics.>Mindfulness and Stress Management: Teaching mindfulness techniques and stress management strategies to help individuals regulate emotional responses and cultivate mental resilience in situations involving strong reactions to Brazzas.By implementing these strategies within a therapeutic framework, individuals diagnosed with Brazza derangement syndrome could potentially alleviate its symptoms and improve their overall psychological well-being when encountering discussions or media coverage related to Brazzas.
BDS= Big Dick Sneed?
>>145240480I always assumed this
Amerifat flags = SpottedThread quality = Deminishing
>>145240480Madame xneed? xhe lopped it off thoughbeit
>>145240493Pure coincidence.
>>145240486
>>145240493ahem excuse me its time for my daily blowjobget on your knees
>>145240493Such many cases
>>145240501... bepis?!
>>145240515
Chama.
>>145240386>>145240396>>145240400>>145240408>>145240421>>145240427>>145240431>>145240456Cause these are quality posts >>145240493
>>145240526I only make high quality posts see:>>145240478>>145240441>>145240418
Fine, I'll make a quality post. Holloway can beat Topuria by utilizing his exceptional boxing skills and high output to overwhelm him with volume strikes. His footwork and evasiveness will be crucial in avoiding Topuria’s power shots while allowing him to counter effectively. Additionally, Holloway's experience in high-pressure fights can help him maintain composure and adapt to Topuria's tactics throughout the bout. By controlling the pace and staying active, he can outlast Topuria and secure a decision victory.
>>145240534*shits*
>>145240534This is literally what will happen.
>>145240530Can you stop talking about my big penis?
>>145240541nodody was, save it for grindr Madame
>>145240538the high quality european posts in question
topuria is talmbout he's gonna heem holloway in the first ten seconds and he's a coward if he doesn't stand and bang, that's the cope you come up with if you're michael chandler fighting islam on 8 days notice. topuria already knows he can't win
>>145240538Excellent post.
mma
This daft numpty is bleedin revved again
>>145240541Can you stop ban evading?
OI, FEWLKS, OI LOOK ADDAT KEWN, ME FEWN'S NOT DOIN IT JOOSTICE LOIK, IT'S YAOOOGE, JUS LEWK, IT'S ON A BLEEDIN LOW LEVEL, SURELY IT'LL BE GOING UP THE RANKINGS LOIK?
>>145240538based
>>145240583Madame nonce has been evading a site wide permanent CP ban for some time now
>>145240538I can always rely on you Sweden.
Fuck, can anyone smell that?
>>145240582Hope she reads this bro
>>145240605Nah b, probably your upper lip.
>>145240605Madame did a steatorrhea stinky?
>>145240534the only "argument" anybody has for poopiturd is that 1)ilia beat volk, therefore, he beats max 2)ilia has the greatest boxing ever because, uhh, because he knocked out volk
Who revved him?
>>145240618youre canadian what the FUCK do you know about fighting
>>145240618Explain why Ilia can't use Dustin's gameplan on max
Is their friendship still a thing?
>>145240538you feel like you cummin out yo ass?
It took brazza bribery to destroy Volk. They offered him booze and cash in return for a non existent chin
>>145240635the mma guru is till's new best friend
>>145240635they used to be friends...
>>145240634dustin is a southpaw
*puts a rose on max holloway's grave*
>>1452406343" reach difference. Doesn't hit as hard. Just all around a smaller person.
Great googly moogly! Brie, You mean to tell me that all those times you went over to Dana White's place to help him clean his house, you were really just coming over to suck his cock?!? And now he wants to make the next UFC main event will be a competition about who can fuck you the hardest?? And admission is FREE so literally ANYONE can just show up and fill you with their seed?? Literally THOUSANDS if not HUNDREDS of men from across the world including my best friends will show up to fuck you raw on national television???!??!?!? AND YOU TOLD THEM I WOULD PAY FOR THE ENTIRE THING OUT OF MY RETIREMENT FUND??!?!?!?!?!? What can I even say but YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BEING MARRIED!!!
>>145240661This fag better spend more time training and less picking flowers. Max gonna leave him pushing up daisys.
>>145240634>why can't fighter a who is sort of vaguely kind like fighter b do the exact same thing? this is what dustbin would do to turdpooria btw
>>145240666>666
Stand yer based heem!!Stand yer fookin based!
>>145240662>Doesn't hit as hard.strongly disagree >>145240659Doesn't mater, it's about bullying max out of the pocket and countering his volume with power shots
>>145240686*shrugs*
>>145240635No, Kadyrov pulled Khamzat out of sodom and gomorrah
>>145240676Little ding dong of a ting ye?
>>145240386
>>145240686>stance doesn't matter just punch him hard brobest brains for the art
Toporia will box, get tuned up, then start wrestling
Ilia Topuria has a infatuation with roses, I wonder how often does he keep his nose in roses. In a way we all keep our Noses in Roses.I woke up this morning, would you believe it?At long last the rain wasfinallygoneI justknowthemoment has come,I canfeel itNothing but blue skiesfrom here to God
>>145240724>nooo frickin way this sharp fast boxer will be able to land on the guy with most head strikes in absorbed in UFC history
>>145240730Holy Chama, Poatan has a brother??
>>145240627I think it was my "khabitch and zabitch" post which set him over the edge. Sometimes the inspiration for wordplay just hits me, yknow?
>>145240538GOD BLESS SVERIGE
The script leaked
>>145240737
>most heatstrkes in absorbed in
>>145240748That's izzy are you blind
Fuck. It's over.
>>145240778And they're brothers???
topurias boxing is not even good he just has fast hands. he was getting read and touched up by fucking damon jackson and jai herbert. max is a nightmare for him
JDBumDickus du PussyTom Asspissnalthe trifecta of reddit "fighters"
>m-most head strikes absorbed!!
>>145240798I assume that's where brazilians come from
Uh, ok, but Max is the best boxer
>>145240814then why did volk and poirier beat the shit out of him?
brendan the big ol pussy schaub
>>145240810Miss Big Country like you wouldn't believe
>>145240810It really is only between HRH Jon, Her Sexiness Joanna and HE Georges
Damien Anderson, DWCS, remember the name heem.
>>145240824Neither were only boxing
*Max is the best boxer against fighters ranked #8 or lower
>>145240839already forgot
if max is the best boxer why did he use elbows (muay thai) vs kattar...
>>145240839isnt that craig jones gay lover?
When a UFC Fighter went ULTRA INSTINCT...
whats the point in all these mma youtubers and analysts when you can just go to tapology’s top pickers and copy their predictions
>>145240857You'd elbow Kattar in the face, too, if the opportunity presented itself.
What boxing technique is this?
why is schaubs neck so red
max beat gaethje only because he used a spinning back kick (not boxing)
>>145240882Foreshadowing from this season's writers
>>145240905>That leg is done DC
>>145240910I wish Rogan would be more open about his health protocols. Dude looks unbelievable for 57
>>145240920actually he's 5'5
>>145240920baby blood
>>145240874if you could eyepoke with pillows on the best in the world would be doing this exactly
>>145240920TRT and he looks 57 in his face
Reminder literally like all eyepokes are intentional and you shouldn't talk about them when they happen as if they aren't
>>145240864They do impressions for coin like monkeys or buskers
IT'S FUCKING UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrGhnIb2fts
smesh
Baron Rogannen
>>145240920He does look unbelievable
>>145240810Condit takedown defence was awful on a mythical level.
>>145240973Good to see DDP enjoying his life as "champ"
SOON
Dricus brother is gainsmaxing like a motherfucker.
BREAK BORZ
ABUSSY STATUS: HULK SMASHED
>oh, I didn't see you there brazza
>>145240920take enough test and growth hormone to make your organs twice their original size. you will feel GREAT for about 10 years max then suddenly kill over.
>>145240996>kwabreira unironically allowed himself to be zeemed stiff by jizzy every other ranked mw in ufc history could never
Good episode of Dinner Date this
>>145241032that chimp would maul khabitch
>>145241029first 60 seconds is a motherfuckin problem for anybody.
>>145241032Kek it does look like KhWABib the serial homosexual and disgraced former fighter
first 60 seconds abus vs last 30 seconds strickland
>b-brazza ple- AAAAAAAAAAAAAACKK
God gave Abus a leaky gas tank to make it fair for everyone else.
????
>>145241051Wow he short notice tkoed a guy who Chimaev smoked
the FULL /heem/ iceberg explained
Cain and Abus.... We all know who God chose.
>>145241054he also got heemed in r1 by some poofl bum it's more than a leaky schaub tank
>>145241064THE heem iceberg
>>145241068You surely aren't talmbout my nigga and chitown legend Louis Put Dem Click Clacks Down Jive Turkey Taylor when you say bum
>>145240920He explains everything, you don't listen to his stuff then complain>>145241033He doesn't take hgh. And Testosterone is supposed to be in a mans body you fool
>>145241064Who is deranged enough to make this 3 hour video?
>>145241074Holy shit that is one top heavy cock
>>145240874I hope Illia gouges this little island gooks eyes out
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
>>145241081> he doesn't take hghwubouts dat distended abdomen?
i be browsing heem.com
joe rogan is natty. you're supposed to have 2x the testosterone of a 20 year old man at 60 years old bro. that's why most bodybuilders live to die of old age.
>>145241099This made Rogan quit martial arts
Just a clean 32 year old italian boy
>>145241129Rogan is a zip?
>>145241137the linguine with the claaaaams!!
>>145241064go on. explain it then
>>145241151No dont!
>Please, Khamzat, I neeeeed this! You're kinda too strong, my fans are struggling to back me up...
K-1 is pretty good and entertaining.
i'd like to submit my picks now
>>145241167Soon!
>>145241104I've got the same, mine is 100% Gas, can't speak on his situation though, huge Ribcage, fat combined with something else (old man related maybe)
>it was dooin me 'ead in maayte
>>145241179There could still be weight misses or cancellations b picks on a Wednesday is foolishness.
>>145241195weight misses? in abu schaubi?
Not gonna lie, I'm coming off the meth and me mental elf been doing me head in something fierce lads..
>>145241193The fire has left Khamzat's eyes, much like Till's did towards the end of his career
Not so fast, Vick.
>>145241205
>>145241211Thigggg
>>145241218
Just now finding out that Neal vs RDA is on this card
Hourly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max and make him look like some shitty amateur. If you have money, bet on an early finish.
>>145241234These dogs need to be hit with Hellfire R9X PrSM’s. Pak DO NOT REPLY
We gonna find out October 26th brotha
"I understood that I had erred, and why I erred. I had erred not so much because I thought incorrectly as because I lived badly. I understood that it was not an error in my thought that had hid truth from me so much as my life itself in the exceptional conditions of epicurean gratification of desires in which I passed it. I understood that my question as to what my life is, and the answer - an evil - was quite correct. The only mistake was that the answer referred only to my life, while I had referred it to life in general. I asked myself what my life is, and got the reply: An evil and an absurdity. And really my life - a life of indulgence of desires - was senseless and evil, and therefore the reply, 'Life is evil and an absurdity', referred only to my life, but not to human life in general."khamzat chimaev on overcoming depression
>Was the G Wagon really worth it, brazza?
Turkey just got heemed
his aura: gone
>>145241303"No"
>>145241173Been hearing this plenty
>>145241303it's not even thanksgiving yet
>>145241303already cleaned up the leftovers days ago b
>>145241278kill
>>145241307that's a clone
>>145240618The only argument you have you have for topuria losing is>Uuuuuh he got hit that one time bro.Beating volk is a way better argument for why topuria wins than that.
>>145241307He looks like ruziboev now
>>145240662>Doesn't hit as hardI think you'd be surprised.
>>145241347Turdporia? Yeah turdporia gets his head boxed off.
>>145241307Now he looks like one of those Brazilians wearing UFC gloves in front of their tv while watching the fights iykyk
>>145241099>Heems some dude so hard he quits fighting What did he mean by this?
>*degen rips a card from the top of the deck*>its relinquishedholy shit this nigga dead come sataday
Reports are coming in that Chimaev is going to miss weight by several lbs. If Whittaker doesn't accept a catch weight the fight is off
>>145241211I'd never show my Significant other or Child, ESPECIALLY not Child. You call Ngannou dumb African Trash but he loves the right way, got more class that the lowlives here.(In before he killed his son. The height of comedy)
>>145241400To the surprise of absolutely nobody.
>>145241400it's not welterweight brazza, you are trolling outside of /b/
>>145241406You believing it you mean?
Francis Ngannou killed his son.
>>145241355max is garbage and lost 3 title fights in a row before getting a gift title fight off 1 win at 155dude kisses his own male child on the mouth like a diddlerpoint down at these nuts faggot
>>145241428Are you Turdporia’s boyfriend? Why are you defending him so hard?
>>145241428>max is garbage LOL>beat a guy everyone thought he was going to lose to brutally >loves his son >always entertaining fights You are such a faggot
Ritual human sacrifice still happens often in these African countries, you're being ignorant of their culture and customs if you believe there's no way Francis could've sacrificed his son.
Can anyone explain to me why everyone is so sure Topuria will KO the guy who has never been KO’d and hardly ever hurt? This feels like Gane vs Jones again lmao
If you don't think chimps will steal babies then clearly you haven't been paying attention to the literature.
>>145241428So thaaat's why he call him a pedophile, finally got it. You do know that's totally normal though? Unless you're going around kissing other people's kiddos
>>145241451But he left Africa and became civilized in Europe and America. He would not perform black magic which is already stigmatized in African countries.
>>145240740>most head strikes in absorbed You absorb a few yourself there Edward?
>>145241460I’ve got topuria by UD
>the guy who's visibly terrified of his opponent will win by knockout
just enjoying some cheetos on my break at pf changs
>>145241486El classico
>>145241460I don't see your bet slip, is the image too small? Post again
>>145241444max sucks almost as much dick as you do>dad kissed him on the mouth as a kidno wonder you're gay lol>>145241441no one cares about manlets and max is a faggot>>145241472lmao you're a fag
>>145241502Gambling is haram.
>>145241502Betting on fights affects them in an un-pure way. I just love the sport. Max schools Turdporia.
>>145241485He looks more pissed off than anything
>>145241485
>>145241521You seem obsessed with the idea of man on man sex.
>>145241460Haven't been heemed=/=impossible to heem
>>145241526You think your bed affects the outcome of a fight?
>>145241538don't kiss your son on the mouth
>>145241546Mateusz Gamrot cannot be knocked out.
>>145241530That is unmistakably fear.
>>145241547Affects the enjoyment* Forgive me, for I have brain damage.
>>145241548I'll kiss your sun on the mouth.
Garth couldn't even drop old man tony coming off two weightcuts in a month but was able to drop max albeit he got up immediately.Max is not going to be able to keep his lw strength at fw.Topuria will crack Max.
>>145241560No it doesn't
>>145241568relax max you got a fight in a few days, focus on that instead of smooching little boys
>>145241572Ohhhhh for suuuuuuure
>>145241397das rite
mom went to work, time to practice my josh emmett hooks and overhands in the living room again
>>145241572if max wins it'll just be volkmidget and max for the title AGAINlow weights can't even get a decent fucking contender, fuck the poofc shit is garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSnms6Df4tYFresh TOP DOG heems for your viewing pleasure.
>>145241597Dangerously based
>>145241597*shatters comically expensive tv that fiscally irresponsible parents bought*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HES HURT
It's when people doubt Max he puts on his best performances
>>145241572Max can barely put two sentences together.
>>145241522Icey Wastrel spaffs all day at sweaty brazzas I can't think he does much more than avoid pork to be a troll afk
>>145241597What’s your mom’s job?
My god Topuria is bringing in the most retarded euros and spics in the world in to the sportsIt's sad because he genuinely does have a good chance of winning this fight but every thread this week has been filled with the most stupid, subhuman motherfuckers out there
>>145241654Como esta putto
>>145241603Ikr! I friggin hate the fighters that win fights and prove they're the best fight each other when there could be great mandrama going on with the worse ones! I need to inform reddit...
>>145241654no one cares about iliamax is a faggot who didn't earn a title fight and lost 3 in a rowhope that helps
>>145241603If the contenders want to be challengers perhaps they should try winning fights
>>145241565Ah right
>>145241664when did he prove he's the best at 145? when he won a fake belt for faggots at 155 after losing 3 times to the previous champion?
>>145241654We invented you b have some hespekt
>>145241668Wow, another retarded canadian cazzie Crazy how little you guys know about MMA, yet still feel the need to post retarded shit
>>145241672I agree max should try winning a fight at 145 to earn a shot at that belt
>>145241687>can't refute anything>cries and shits himself while drooling into a cuprelax max
>>145241679He proved he's the 3rd best at FW after beating everyone at FW while Volk (the #2) ran things. Volk is no longer the champion and is taking time off, so the UFC is getting the proven 3rd best fighter to fight the supposed best fighter, the champion. Hope that helps.
Bro, Max is HIM. Topuria is just cap.
illlia already ducked every contender at 145 before he even beat flushed volk
>>145241688He snapped Arnold Allen's 12 fight win streak and retired TKZUnless you want to give the title fight to Diego Lopiss he's the contender at the weight
>>145241706>all that cope to simp for a dude who kisses his son on the mouth and din't earn his title shotlmao
max had 75 minutes to do what ilia did in 5
>>145241719see the meme arrow portion of >>145241699
reminder that islam is the featherweight champion
>>145241710THE arnold allen?!TKZ after his military hiatus!?tell me more about the legendary max "kisses his son on the mouth" pooaway he sounds like a b-b-b-beast
>>145241722volk forced ilia to take a chance and unfortunately for him it worked. if it hadn't i don't think topuria would've made it out of that round, he was trembling and beat-down.
>>145241731Who else has earned the shot?
>>145241699You have no argument, you're pissing and shitting yourself over the number 2 rank who has continually defended his spot and thrown back contenders getting a title shotThere's a reason Canada has no ranked fighters, it's because every single canadian knows jack shit about MMA. You're spamming the thread over the most ordinary, normal thing on the card. Just a complete lack of intelligence
bapbapbapbap little ding dong of a ting
>>145241738This is one of the copingest posts I’ve seen
>>145241746max's son rush has been getting smooched and molested by a poofc champion and is still going strong, I say give him a shotmore credible than someone carrying around the "bmf" faggotry like it means anyway
illia vs conor will be a great fight after what max does to the little guy
And with that, Canada has placed the final nail.
>guys why is the number 2 ranked contender fighting the championWe need to rangeban canada they don't watch the fights
>>145241751>actually mad about people shitting in max's mouth because he's a bitchmade pussboylet me guess, you're a island poo
HeemEveryoneEvenMyself
>>145241769I dare you to say any of this to Max’s face. We’ll see how it turns out for you.
>>145241546wishful thinking for your boyfriend =/= reality facts do not care about your feelings b
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CANADA IS HURT HE'S HURTMARC GODDARD NEEDS TO STOP THIS FIGHT HE'S OUT OF THERE
>>145241731bro arturio beat josh emmett who had just been drubbed by fraudriguez there are no rules
>>145241785he blocked me on twitter he couldn't handle the bants>>145241786>cuck thomas avatar fagging>max pooaway fansdon't even need to write a joke here
>>145241794what happened
Is Josh Emmett gay?
>>145241809Given time, anyone with CTE becomes it.
>>145241797they should really just do a tournament or something to cement a contenderfeed max some crack and send him on his way to get pulverized at 155 or something
>>145241809not every lispy dude is gay, asshole.
>>145241809nah he's one of the few fighters with an actually hot gf/wife
illia went to war with the guy yair tapped and lil heathen sent to the schaub realm
Torpuria bought a fake BMF belt and packed it in his suitcase and brought it to abu Dhabi with him.
Ilia doesn't hit hard
>>145241828the bmf belt is fake to begin with
bro literally turned into leonidashow is shittaker going to beat this?
Evloev is clearly the one most dserving of a title shot, everybody knows this deep down, as the only reason why anybody rates Diego Poopes is that he made it "competitive" (went for meme submissions that would never work) against him.
Ilia Topuria vs Max Holloway is cinema.
>>145241839Technique and skill. He's beaten physical specimens that have missed weight before, and is the reason he doesn't have a title defense under his belt, but should.
>>145241839He still only has one round of gas in him. Topuria just has to take it to championship rounds and he's fucked.
Topuria will winWhittaker will winRakic will winThese are facts. Stop your coping and accept it
>freakin leonidas
>>145241839Dunno..maybe play some skyrim?
>>1452418541/3, not bad.
>>145241839khamzat would have pretty good reach if he didn't have the shoulder width of a 10yo girl
>>145241877Post body
holloway fans: he's the best boxer, he's himtopuria fans: h-holloway was beaten by uh.. that guy! (never says anything about topuria)
>>145241886gay
>>145241886
Don't do it, this bong has had photos of my cock saved on their computer for years now.
>>145241839damn that leg ride in turtle's pretty cool i'm gonna use that
>>145241846evloev beat the guy max already beat in what wurld does that make sense
>invests in a body shot in retaliation to an incoming head kick
Just bet on Max, feels good man. I don't just talk shit
>>145241924post slip you silly numpty
>>145240381
>>145241853>topuriadementiabros...
>>145241846>armbars are memes
BDSbros…we might as well give up now
>>145241941Big Dick Sneed?
>>145241937
>>145241941why are these guys allergic to longevity
>>145241817>athhole
>>145241941>retiring 3 years before peakwhat is with these dagestani fucks
>>145241946Madame nobody wants to hear about your dick, please save it for grindr
>>145241967Inbred juice head cowards.
>>145241941THE guy who got beamed by Adriano Martins and THE steroid cheat with 0 good wins. beast of a duo b. I reckon both get smoked by Saint Penis
>>145241980MMA?
>>145241965
>>145241965the king of /heem/
satuhday night we gon find out
>>145241992Madame’s meth addiction? It’s very sad I agree.
>>145242006Anything to say about combat sports?
>>145242009Topuria will Heem the CTE retard.
>>145242007sad
All of Topuria's finishes in the UFC are TKO's, look at the followup shots
whittaker is 50 years old and has beat costa and vettori in the last 5 years. but then again khamzat went life and death with a flushed welterweight with 10 days notice. this is really the battle to decide who gets beat up by du feces
>>145241937yes, when was the last time a top 10 fighter from a good division (men's 135 to 170) lost to an armbar.
>>145241981lose some weight before you lose your leg guru
>>145242038Combat sports?
>>145241900Janoy looking absolutely peeled and dry here. Got the Creg Titus look baby!
>>1452420322 months agohttps://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/112784-ufc-fight-night
>>145242044You don't want combat with me, sport.
>>145242038You would support that pedophile.
Ankalaev is a terrible shitter
>>145242055meds
>>145242056You’re a pedo
Wow what a phenomenal TKO by punch followed by ground and pound
>>145241910Stop calling him a bong it's disrespectful to the actual ones he is an IC4
Whittaker and Maxs fights to go the distance is free money
Topuriabros? I thought he was a heemer?
what's the point of coping like this when you know rakic, whittaker and topuria WILL win. this is already decided. no point sperging out
>>145242063We don't write posts to our uncle bossman here
>>145242064Why couldn’t hollowfaggot do this? They even gave him 3 tries
ankalaev was ragdolled by lucas tracy
>>145242089Afraid this is true
>>145242084max fought prime volk
>>145242089My cousin Topi could beat the beard of Ankalaev who lost to Paul Craig of all people
>>145242076This is the turning point where MMA became shit. You can feel the sport die
OH GOLLY MISS MOLLY, IS THAT A HEAD KICK? YIPPIE, NOW'S THE PERFECT TIME TO THROW A LIVER PUNCH!
>>145242096are you trying to say that 47yo volk was in any way compromised just because he got knocked the fuck out by islam 28 days prior?
>>145242047>Spivac TyburaI said a good weightclass mate, heavyweight is WMMA tier in terms of skill
>>145241211He's not gay?
>>145242129volk left his prime when darren till was cut
Ah ok, I think this one will be a clean KO- wait... what the fuck?
>>145242145bruhwhy didnt he try to block the kick?
>>145242140You tell me
>>145242150That's the Black Country Banger b, he would find that shot on every fighter in the top 15
>>145242107>Paul Craig of all peoplePaul Craig has done something no Finn walking the planet today has been able to do.
jai herbert is one of the best fighters never to win a fight
>>145242177We are too clean to touch an Ankalaev you are correct
>>145242150only elite boxers know that power comes from leaving your opposite hand at your waist
>>145242181He beat THE monster b
>That's enough, Holloway. It's over.
>>145242201elite boxers wouldnt get clocked in the head by a predictable strike
>>145241930I would if you didn't jump straight to insults. And why are you using our words anyway, you're a cringaholic.Now fuck off
>>145242214what's the little munchkin lookin at?
i fear gaethje cracked max's chintopuria will zeem him
>>145242230alright well how are i or anyone else here supposed to give a damn about what you say you're betting on then
>>145242228i was being fartetious b
>>145242254Stinky
Can’t wait to see max laid out like this
>>145241941He should start next year, he doesn't need to wait for Islam to retire. Fighters only compete a couple times a year on average. He work his way into the top 10 in the meantime and he'll himself not waste further years of his life. When Islam retires it's not like he's can just joing the UFC and get a title fight
>>145242279He won't. Topuria will win a bosing decision by using his grappling.
If Max and Ilia were pokemon trainers what would their aces be
Khamzat is back?
>>145242310the fuck is an ace? ilia is rock type and max is grass type
EUGH what the fuck is that smell?
>>145242337sorry. I dropped a lil' ankalaev in my pants
>>145242337Poop
>>145242318diddy plessis bros...how do we cancel him for homophobia?
>>145242337My shartbullet
>>145242337I IC4ed my pants
Khamzat Chimaev is a legend in the making
>>145242399Yeah, and he'll go down as one too
>>145242318DDP makes him his woman
>>145242429Let's not stoop to his gay level
FUCKHOLLOWAY CRIED ON EMBEDDED
I'm out on a walk right now brother's.We are all gonna make it.
>>145242443its over
wdwtch
Max back in skelly mode
WHERE ARE WEBMS I'M STILL WAGING PLEASE POST
urge to keem rising
illia has max shook, brudda is crying looking at a drawing
>>145242529webms of what you tard
>>145242607I'm not fussy b
What's next for Chimaev if Rob beats him? Do you think he'll retire?
>>145242641No I don't so he has young kids and wants to make money while he's still a viable athlete. Costa maybe?
nothing but respect for my opponent but it's my time
>>145242667He almost retired because he had a cold. He's clearly mentally very weak, so I could see him retiring. But I also could see him accepting defeat and just taking decent money fights like Costa.
All brazzas are mentally weak, it must be genetic.
>>145241941I got an anti brazza plan already in motion-i will join the ufc and cripple Umar -by this time islam will have recently retire and usman will be about a fight or two away from a title shot-i will move up to lw and cripple him two-since islam retirement would be very recent at this point he will challenge me as revenge but will get crippled two-then without an option left, khabib will try to take revenge for his brothers and i will permaheem him You will remember this post.
>>145242682He'd only retire if forced too over his health, MW is bum city anyway theres loads of winnable fights
>>145242129i love this cope
>>145242279Is inevitable, i like max but the face of the unheemable that block punches with their face is to get broken by power punchers.
> All brazzas are mentally weak, it must be genetic
>holloway will lose to volk>holloway will lose to allen>holloway will lose to gaethjeYOU ARE HERE>holloway will lose to topuria>holloway will lose to the volk rematch>holloway will lose to islam>holloway won't fuck my mom
>>145242716You mean like he tried to before until kadyrov had him kidnapped and drilled a hole in his neck?
>>145242747This is me except I'm fit and handsome.
>>145242751>holloway will lose to volk>holloway will lose to the volk rematchWhoever said this was correct
>>145242776Holloway would probably beat Volk now.
>>145242751Hourly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max Holloway and make him look like an amateur.
>>145242800topuria has never brutalized anyone in the ufc
>>145242747Can you please delete that picture of me anon......
>>145242747We don't post selfies here
>>145242811????
>>145242836You now realize that Jai Herbert did better than volk.
>OOOHHHHH HE'S SLEEPING FOR A FEW SECONDS TOPURIA'S BRUTALIZED HIM JOE
>>145242834>selfieNot brown enough
>>145242836beautiful TKO's right there
>2 wmma on the main card of UFC APEX 100At least cody got moved to the co-main
>
>>145242884
Topuria is like a looney tunes character that takes all of his opponents to retard town
>>145242884Impoverished shiftless diseased what did he mean by this
I like Topuria and I think he's shown talent but I don't understand why some people are so certain he's going to win. Max has a better record, he's still in his prime (younger than Volk), has had success at LW (meanwhile Topuria got dropped by Jai Herbert), and his striking and TDD are both very good. Topuria knocked out a 35-year-old Volkanovski coming off of brutal KO loss and a war with Islam and Topuria still lost round 1. I don't see him beating Max unless Max's chin decides to catch up with him in this fight (which seems unlikely considering the Gaethje fight went entirely Max's way).
abdul "if you ain't poor you ain't black" razak
>i am le serious athlete
at the end of the day we'll find out on saturday brudda
>>145242959Fake tits are goddamn revolting
>>145242959They're all slimey but somehow Hearn is still the slimiest
you ever heemed a guy in mutual combat?
just took a stinky ankaturd in the du plessis
>>145242959eww
>>145243002I save consent for the consensus
>>145242951Records don't win fights, otherwise rda and cerrone would be the goats.Max is in his prime but so is topuria.Max won't be able to retain his physical skills from lw because of the weightcut, he either stays on the same weight and has the hardest weightcut of his life making himself more susceptible to damage or he gives up strength and mass so the weightcut isn't any harder.>Bro volk got flushed by a tko.Well people were saying before topuria vs volk that his loss to islam would have no effect on the match against topuria and then everyone changed the narrative that it's the only reason volk lost so yeah i can totally see people saying that max lost his chin from his years of wars.
>>145242959i wonder what a business deal between dana white and eddie hejarn would look like. i think it would be very passive aggressive. it would stay that way, or in the end the two wouldnt ahve anything good to say about eoelainebridges btw
Tilling the Schaub
>>145242641he'll become the gatekeeper for mw a la gaethje, max etc
>>145241914I know right, pretty damn neat I'm gonna try it tonight bros
heeminder the ufc just has a quarter billy lying around and probably more
>>145243106They seem to like each other from what I've seen so probably exactly like you said
ngl i feel kinda bad for khamzat. i think hes a victim here, at the hands of kadyrov. he's a prisoner in his own life, but he still gets teh blame for it.
We're not losing one Gulag today. Guaranteed.
>>145243168i dont think they actually like eo. i think theyre both opportunists who are laying it on thick, both simultaneously thinking the other is the dumber one
>>145243106I prefer Elaine Benes
>>145243190Costurd really posted all this shit just to pull out
>>145243204
>>145242959from getting knocked down to knocked up, whew
>>145241933Have you ever been to Kuminets? What do you think of it?
>>145243200That's what I mean b Daner complimenting someone either means money or catty schaub flinging I can't say for Hearn but he rubs me the wrong way, reminds me of Plinio a bit
>>145243099RDA and Cerrone never had stellar records.Topuria may be in his prime but Max has more experience and has proven himself in ways that Topuria hasnt.The weight cut is admittedly worrisome.>Well people were saying before topuria vs volkI often saw the exact opposite. I wasn't one of those people. I was very concerned about Volk's chin and his mentality going into the fight, though I wasn't sure that Topuria would be the one to finish him off (and he did indeed decisively lose the first round, which has ominous implications if he's unable to knock Max out).
Look at dah meewn, roite naow!
Madame "Pedophile Apoogist" Xneed
>>145240390I absolutely hate Valentina with her Dry Lips and Rat like Hair, can't wait until she gets fucked up
>>145242951>Max has a better record,meaningless >he's still in his primeMax is 102 in fight years (Inb4 something about CTE 36 year old garth whos just as washed volk if not more) >has had success at LWuhhh topuria won his fight at LW
>>145243286Bit angry that, lad
>>145243290>meaninglessNah.>Max is 102 in fight yearsYou've been saying this for years and it still hasn't caught up to him.>>145243290>uhhh topuria won his fight at LWAfter getting dropped and pieced up by a mediocre striker.
>>145243205costa is similar to khamzat where he talks a big game but doesnt actually do shit
The fuck is an "Apoogist"
>>145243344>and it still hasn't caught up to him.did you skip volk 3?
What is this on topuria’s leg?
>>145241839shittaker is DONE
>>145243402cancer, it's over
>>145243402thats his thigh belly buttonit advises him on how to fight
>>145243389talmbout max kwabaway?
>>145243388Generally, when people say that about Max, they're talking about his chin, which wasn't tested in that fight. I think by then Max lost all motivation and accepted Volk was just the better fighter and a bad stylistic matchup for him. Even if he won, he'd be 1-2 against Volk. I don't think it signifies his decline at all.
>>145241307cuh need to slow down on that bigen shoe polish lookin ass
>>145243412It doesn't count because max accepted that he lost and didn't try + he was poisoned + mercury was in retrograde
>>145243254Most people were saying his loss to islam wouldn't affect the outcome but some knew better.The thing about the round one is that topuria has different plans for everybody and sticks with them, you may disagree but in round one topuria was throwing at a steady pace, no change on rythm, combinations, shot selections which made volk get used to that rythm and on the second topuria immediately throw a lot faster with a lot more pressure and combos which is why he got caught, this is called rythm change and volk couldn't adjust.With max since he probably will try a similar strategy like with Gaethje what o think topuria might try is instead of chasing max, he will stay relatively still to max max come to him and suddenly explode closing the distance and throwing combos but use thigher combinations to beat max speed advantage because max tends to swing when throwing combinations in the pocket.
>>145243442I'm too White to understand what this means b
pakimong loves his gay little "mercury in retrograde" joke doesn't he
Call me gay but I don't think I would heem Topuria's bird
>>145243517When men start to age and their hair turns grey, they will start to use products to color their heir to maintain a youthful appearance. Khamzat has clearly used a large quantity, resulting in a shoe polish black look. This is a behavior often seen in the black community and Bigen is a cheap hair coloring product marketed to black men.
>>145243566But you can choose any colour
Aljabeast's joke which has incurred seethe upon you, in fact
>>145243566Informative post thanks b
>>145241307he looks good
>>145243605Yeah and retards go for double noir black because they're retards.>>145243619peach
>>145243548He's so autistic he thinks you mean he made up the joke like anyone thinks he'd have that much creativity beyond sperm and homosexual anal sex references
>>145243632Haha well that IS dumb. >Look at me I'm not going gray, I'm nnnegative gray even
>>145243659>>145243659>>145243659
Clozapedo really talkin like hes not the most boring unfunny waffler on this sub...okay
